/bundes/liga RELEGATION PLAY-OFF 2017 - Lower Saxon Derby Edition #2

>>22

execute all germans

>>76118878
I remember Wolfgang Wolf coaching Wolfsburg

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>german refereeing

>>76118877
back to aleppo ahmed

/BESCHISSENWORDEN/ General?

>>76118845
okay

>>76118857
no

>>76118858
cute

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>>76118877
Ralf pls

>>76118878
I remember Roy Präger, Jens Keller, Claudio Reyna and a bunch of others. That was the season I started followng football so I remember pretty much all the teams.

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>>76118915
tfw no nora gf to watch the game with

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>watch German state television during half-time
>reframing everything as "Trump under pressure" "Trump insulting Europeans" "Trump in deep trouble"
>meanwhile Merkel met with Obama for an LGTB day in Berlin

>>76118943
>state television televises state propaganda
wow

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>>76118943
she also mentioned the size of your erect benis :DDDDDDD

>>76118943
>LGTB day in Berlin

wut

it was some protestant meme event

>>76118915
>>76118940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0BRjckp4Bg

what did she mean by this?

>>76118943
This German state tv is complete shit.

>>76118943
>„Der Terror der schwulen, lesbischen, queeren sexuellen Minderheit – willkommen in der Freiluftpsychiatrie Deutschland!“

obama aged like milk, and they say blacks don't crack.

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Half time qts

>>76118965
cant speak german so i dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5maE8nYnOPM

would fug ina btw

>>76118943
>>76118972
back to /srf/ then

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Portan

>>76118988
Impressive

so what is barry ubuntu doing these days anyway?

>>76118988
disappointing load desu

>>76118988
that you? looking good hun :)

why is trump so entertaining

he's an idiot, but he brings so much entertainment to usually dire politics

can't help but hope americans will meme him to another term as president in 2020

>>76118994
Inas Nackt is unironically top quality entertainment.

>>76119030

he's a fatal idiot

it's a spectacle to watch an idiot try to do a thing, like a seal playing a song on bicycle horns

BUT
better to ignore him after his show is finished

>>76119042
me the phone
>>76119052
seems like its pretty fun.

>>76119052
Hahaha no

>>76118957
hehe

>>76119042
god bless you

>>76119052
no

>>76119068
>>76119083

t. Bauerntrottel

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>wasting your loads on something you dont find hot
i could never do that

>>76119096

>"wasting" a trouser sneeze

K

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Who wants some Rocha here?

>>76118988>>76119042
Germans are fat and repulsive

>>76119108
whats a trouser sneeze

>>76119135
ist die untermensch

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>didavi
KEK

>>76119128
vuelves a /hilo/

>>76119135
a *BRRRRRAAPPPPPPP'

good pass then >dontdavi

why is gomez spending most of the match lying on the field?

braunschweig better going forward

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>>76119108
>>76119170
if a trouser sneeze is a fart then i dont understand >>76119108

what do you mean "wasting a fart"

GOMEZ ROT SCHIRI RAUS

>this refball

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>"Hey Anon why don't you come snuggle with us?"

>>76119202
me on the right

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Does /bundes/ have a discord??

>ref isn't even hiding it anymore

well, I hope he will at least enjoy driving his new VW

Good save!

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>"Uhm, we said no BOYS but oh well, now you're here Anon so might as well join us. Did you see the GNTM final?"

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German women for British cock

That's what I say.

>>76119216
me the left

>>76119242
>that interior design

ummm sorry sweetie but u have no taste

fuck this game. (you) me with the result when it's over

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that ref is a joke. absolutely disgusting

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>>76119297
:(

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just score the 2-0 already

>>76119206
Hey waddup? Did your valentina nappi thread get deleted so you hqve to shitpost here?

>>76119242

who took photo?

>>76119342
le falcon punch your pregnant fiancee man

>>76119362
never

>>76119356
me

Braunschweig deserves 1 goal by now

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>>76119338
>tfw pornthreads stay up
>bundes livematch thread gets autosaged right away

what did mods mean by this?

>>76119356
the mother whos desperately trying to stay young and hip because she cant deal with the fact she is not wanted anymore

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>>76119383
bundes is too high quality
>>76119396
sounds like me

>>76119370
good thread

every porn post is made by the single german dude? sad!

>>76119424
there are 3 regular porn posters on /sp/

the israeli who specializes in fuck machine porn
the australian who specializes in random porn movie screencaps
the german who posts random porn webms with seemingly /sp/ related content

>bring on no end product pacenigger #1,373
>gets injured after 10 mins
lel, blacks

Just finished off Far Cry Primal. You don't even get to bang the crazy ear lady

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>>76119447
the sad thing is that i know each of these posters

>>76119447
And then theres macedonia.

>you now realize that the Pokal Final thread on Saturday will get autosaged

>>76119447
Based robot jew brings the goods

>>76119494
probably have to hide bundes in a stuttgart thread from now on. worked for over 2 days the last time

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>>76119483
>last webm

>>76119483
that last one wasn't even /sp/ related

should've posted that on /ck/

>>76119447
Hello Kyouko

NEW

>>76119532
>>76119532
>>76119532

>>76119464
i would have liekd watching you play and taking the controller too

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>>76119337
Jesus that chick in the middle has an incredible face.

>tfw no cute gf
>tfw no gf at all

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>>76119541

>>76119483
Fantastic threads

>>76119556
Left one is better

>>76119541
wtf

why?

Hello I'm back.
From what I've seen, this has been a horrible match so far.

>>76119576
rude

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>>76119549
HEY what's up guys and gals haha I'm BACK AGAIN and today we'll be playing some Far Cry Primal so let's get RIGHT in to it!

Why does this autosage so early (no bully)

>>76119541
>400 posts early

What did the health kit mean by this?

>>76119483
keep up the good work

this thread is moving so slow that everyone would notice if i said that i have no friends

many such cases

sad!

>>76119606
mods hate /bundes/

>>76119606

Because Hiroshima is an bully

>>76119606
mods can't handle all the /bundes/™ approved quality posts.

>>76119604
stop

>>76119633
>>76119635
>>76119644
thanks familias

>>76119644
i already said that

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>>76119574
>butterface mcgee
>better than a perfectly tanned big titted pure-faced blonde

She also doesn't look like a shallow dumb bitch, but then again she probably is tbf

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>>76119621
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76119658
You're right. I just noticed that. But as I said I just joined the thread. >>76119576

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>>76119649
Be sure to SMASH that like button and stay subscribed bro's ;D

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1:0 is not a bad ergebenis, r-right

>>76119704
depends on how high golfsburg paid the refs

>>76119704
Still would be nice if Brownsilence would score an away goal.

do away goals count?

>>76119704
it's shit as fuck for braunschweig

one goal for wolfsburg in the 2nd will mean they need 3

>>76119725
yes

>>76119447
You forgot the german Remi faggot. "Thanks for putting a baby in me anon" and such.

>>76119745
that's the same german I think

also i've never seen that

>>76119774
do you have autism?

>need a refball to score one (1) goal against braunschweig
>the state of golfsburg

>>76119787
still refused to shake the braunchweig coach hand

>Wolfscastle vs United Brownshutup

>Golfsburg get a rigged goal from the ref
>Hurr its Braunschweigs fault for not winning against Bielefeld

Our commentators are braindead

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>>76119781
Where do you think you are?

>>76119781
he has an unhealthy obsession with porn, that's for sure

>>76119773
>implying

>http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Thanks%20for%20putting%20this%20baby%20in%20me%20anon/type/op/

>>76119781
Obviously

>>76119774
Are you also the waifu austist?

>>76119820
>Are you also the waifu austist?
he is definitely

>>76119815
Found the buttmad Braunschweiger

ANDRIES JONKER ABSCHIEBEN

>>76119818
>lisicki.jpg

>not a photo of Sabine's sweet, sweet thighs

what did you mean by this?

>>76119872
>fatties
ugh

>>76119841
>arsenal managers
kek

>>76119872
More like Taco Belle

Damn... I'm crying...
https://mobile.twitter.com/danishfooty/status/867839177496330242

>>76119908
Damn, son

>>76119908
>cheering up a brondby fan
based

>>76119908
wtf i like blacks now

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF CARRY ME HOME
Is this the german way of losing?

>Effenberg still pretends that he knows about shit about football
Suprised that people still fail for him desu

>>76119938
I believe the stereotype is a dope addict/alcoholic, not a spastic.

>>76119908
berry nice

>>76119908
reminds me of that FC Barcelona supporter you've shared with us before

>>76119957
he was right about today tho

>"Fifa bashing ist zu einem Volkssport geworden"
You had it comming you cunt!

>>76119999
checked

>>76120013
Even a broken clock etc. etc.

>>76119999
Yes

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>>76119999

why do you even hold a WC in a shithole like russia?

T2.Trainspotting.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO[EtHD].mkv

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>>76120086
$

also probably easier to launder money

>>76120086
R€$¥

>>76120067
>Ronaldinho and Koeman.jpg

So which clubs are going to be the new Fahrstuhl teams, now that clubs like Köln and Frankfurt got their shit together? Hannover sure is a contender.

>>76120218
Ingolstadt

>Fortuna bottled the DFB Pokal quali again
UGH!

Nice documentary germbros

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>>76120203
kek first thing i thought 2

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>>76120281
thank

>>76120297
Hope my stream doesn't cut off all of a suden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfQzmd2Y_k0

>>76120311
what documentary?

>>76120340
Documentay about the WC in russia

>>76120417
link where?

>>76120428
http://www.ardmediathek.de/tv/Reportage-Dokumentation/Putins-Generalprobe-Russland-die-FIFA/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=799280&documentId=43093604

>>76120428
It was after the stream of the game, now it's some shitty talk show

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>>76120438
>http://www.ardmediathek.de/tv/Reportage-Dokumentation/Putins-Generalprobe-Russland-die-FIFA/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=799280&documentId=43093604
thank u

Hello
Im super drunk i actually posted in the old thread first

>Wolfsburg won
meh

>>76122676
>>76119532