78' Wolfsburg 1-0 Braunschweig
18:00 Regensburg - 1860 München
27.05 Frankfurt - Dortmund
so is this the backup matchthread?
[Update]
82' Wolfsburg 1-0 Braunschweig
>>76119563
The other one doesn't get bumped
>>76119612
but we already have >>76118856
>tfw based Suttgart is back in 1.bundes next year
>united brownshutup
What the fuck happened to wolfsburg? They were CL contenders a few years ago.
>>76119790
No De Bruyne
No Draxler (at times he didn't decide to play shit)
hello is this /autosage/?
>>76119934
yes
ok good just what i am looking for
me 2
*autosages*
>>76119813
seriously, in his first season the rest of the team was already playing complete bullshit and Draxler was the only one decent. The next season he was pissed because he wasn't allowed his transfer and played shit until he left during the winter break.
As mediocore it looked, he proved that he was actually pretty good.
It just how bad and boring Wolfsburg is
Could one of you red pill me on Daniel Farke?
>>76120906
never heard of him
>>76119532
who /aufsteiger/ hier
>>76120906
no clue man
>>76119790
that's /bundes/ for you
Bayern at the top everything else is basically random
Having two threads at the same time is retarded. Hope you're proud of yourself Uri.
>>76121006
blame the mods for autosaging the bundes live gamethread
>>76121021
>i rate bundes
>>76121021
It's been like that for one and a half years by now. You just keep going until the thread gets archived and hope that everyone is smart enough to use the search function/ctrl+f
>>76121065
>one and a half years
but why?
>>76121065
yeah I know. but sometimes when a thread doesnt get autosaged I remember how much better it is not to make 2-3 bundesthreads a day vs having one last a few days. doesnt make any sense
>>76121094
I blame denmark
>>76121094
non stop quality posting
>>76121237
i concur.
>>76121237
Guess we're all to blame. I know I am ;^)
>>76121278
drop the proxy denmark
should bundes ban anime?
me? yes
Did you like my tattoos?
>>76121318
don't bully Brazil
>>76121355
he wanted to leave frankfurt anyway right?
>>76121409
yes...but he is not smart enough to figure out that Man Utd do not want him back and probably now not even a second rate european team.
His future will be loan to Peñarol or a Brazilian team.
>>76121094
Good question. Since the last ~2 years there is above average OT posting (although imo it's already gotten better during the past few months). The thing with /cric/ probably didn't helped either
Oh and several mods where driven into suicide by /bundes/ trips. ;_;7
>>76121318
rude
that wasnt very cash money of you
>>76121513
mmhhmmm
saying cash money is not cash money at all
also;
>boland
and when i finally met him after 5 years of online dating, he turned out to be a snowman!
>>76121448
yeah didnt seem like a very well thought out move to me
good night kyouko
>>76121475
>OT posting
what is this?
>>76121607
Off Topic
captcha: Robert Johnson
ayyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73E3tXYWEgw
>>76121626
ty
but
>rating robert johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAMr3V5lN4
>>76121665
Professor Longhair is great too. Pretty sure I posted one of his songs a few months ago.
>>76121694
do you like jazz?
if so enjoy this little diddy. if not disregard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hpEEF9L2e0
>>76121727
>do you like jazz?
Yes very much, I play it too. And now we're going full circle regarding my "too much OT" comment.
>>76121795
what do you play, my dude?
>>76121556
well, is a standard for players the thoughtless moves
In other theme, why there has been always a great lack of interest from bundesliga teams for uruguayan players?
>>76121824
mostly bass, but also guitar and piano and tiny bits of percussion.
>>76121877
cool. have any recordings you wanna share?
>>76121877
very nice, have you recorded anything?
i once tried to play guitar but had literally no talent
>>76121948
>>76121961
Yes, but I won't share it. :(
>>76122018
>>76122018
i respect that, if one day you should change your mind then please share here
at least post a piece that you enjoy here instead
>>76122068
>at least post a piece that you enjoy here instead
That changes from day to day. I put on some Dorothy Ashby yesterday after cleaning my record shelf. Great stuff desu. Although I'm almost certain that I posted some of her stuff here before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUzOWF9aD0
>>76122169
quality shit m8
>>76121961
>i once tried to play guitar but had literally no talent
In my opinion time and effort are more important than talent.
>>76119532
Please tell me Timmy Chandler is injured because if Arena calls him up we are so fucking screwed
>>76122729
Why? He probably played his best season this year at Frankfurt.
>>76122704
well im retarded
>>76122676
>>76122676
I feel exactly the same regarding intoxication levels and Wolsburg.
>>76122635
hmmm. idk probably just for the sake of learning an instrument yeah. but as a a guy who played music with others before a lot, I met many musicians who were decent/good at their instruments but couldnt play with others to save their life. just simple shit like remembering song structures, timing and so on were incredibly hard for them
>>76122811
what did you do today?
>>76122811
went to work and met with friends afterwards.
>>76122814
Talent definetely plays a part, but even stuff like a "musical ear" is something that can be learned
>>76122937
*definitely
>>76122917
>>76122961
>went to work
ugh
>and met with friends afterwards.
sounds nice
i observed a Schlägerei like 2 hours ago and almost got dragged into antoher one
>>76122989
looks like the trouble is following you wherever you go.
>>76122989
yeah, he actually has a name
the first one just blow out off nowhere, my friend just asked for a beer and then some guy punched some other guy
the second one was because my friend talked shit to some guys, but it didnt escalate
>>76122937
>>76122814
>>76122635
but i am like retarded when it comes to coordinating my fingers.. can that shit be learned?
t quit trying after like 1.5 weeks
>>76123160
>the second one was because my friend talked shit to some guys
Iktf. Once a friend of mine was drunk as fuck and gave some Solarium Ronny and his bitch, that were passing us a beer shower. The guy was understandibly furious and me and another friend needed all our persuasiveness to not get him beaten up.
>>76123219
coordination is just practice. but sometimes its also gotta be the right time when picking up an instrument tho. like I got my first guitar and then left it standing there for over a year until I picked it up again and started practicing and learning seriously
>>76123295
lel, well it wasnt that bad but they tried to kick our ball away, so my friend talked shit and threw a empty can at them
>>76123219
>can that shit be learned?
yes
good night
>>76124362
have a nice sleep
yes good night bundes
>>76122759
He's still fucking shit
He has 2/10 performances and we can't afford that shit anymore
Soccer season is over and soon this thread will be off the catalogue.
Goodbye eurofaggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nkzGjcCeA
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
another beautiful day!
>>76131012
looks like rain actually
>>76131034
not really. see: https://uetliberg.roundshot.com
my plants are growing like mad in this weather
>>76131051
http://www.citycams.tv/en/germany/berlin-tiergarten/
>>76131064
hmm thats too bad! the forecast looks good tho
>>76131112
mine is now a year old and starting to get big
0-0 against Vanuatu after 24 minutes
>shitmany
>>76131112
>>76131309
There we are. Germany scores their first against Vanuatu after 27 minutes.
Germany awarded a penalty after the referee uses the video assistant referee.
The penalty shot is weak and easily saved.
Germany up two goals to nil after almost 40 minutes.
Delaney and Zanka at the Pokalfinale yesterday.
why is Vanuatu even that good? Its a tiny island
>>76131519
retarded qualification system
>>76131519
>Population: 264,652 (2015)
Well damn, maybe all young people only play football there. Small countries that only focus on one sport are usually pretty good at it.
>>76131524
>2 teams from OFC
You're 100% right.
>>76131519
football is not that hard
>>76131673
i played a freizeitturnier this week and it was pretty hard
>>76124852
greetings newfriend
Germany 3 - 2 Vanuatu
Bong Kalo scored a brace for Vanuatu.
>Nach Informationen der „Bild“ hat sich Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang entschieden. Wie das Blatt berichtet, möchte der 27-jährige Bundesliga-Torschützenkönig Borussia Dortmund am Saisonende verlassen.
>Der Gabuner habe der BVB-Spitze seine Entscheidung am vergangenen Montag mitgeteilt. Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke soll Aubameyang schon vor längerer Zeit erlaubt haben, den Verein bei einem entsprechenden Angebot im Sommer verlassen zu können.
_______________________________________
>Chinas Fußballverband CFA hat angekündigt, ab dem Start des chinesischen Sommer-Transferfensters am 19. Juni – welches gleichzusetzen ist mit der Winter-Wechselperiode in Europa – eine 100-Prozent-Steuer auf Ablösesummen zu erheben, sollten die Vereine mehr Geld für Spieler ausgeben als einnehmen.
_______________________________________
>15 Millionen Euro: so viel investierte RB Leipzig vor der Saison schon jeweils in Naby Keïta (22) sowie Oliver Burke (20) – und bald auch in den Portugiesen Bruma? Nach übereinstimmenden Berichten von „Bild“ und „Kicker“ hat Vizemeister die Fühler nach dem 22-jährigen Flügelstürmer in Diensten von Galatasaray Istanbul ausgestreckt.
>Aus Ärger über Schiedsrichter Viktor Kassai will Bayern Münchens Vorstandschef Karl-Heinz Rummenigge das Finale der Champions League boykottieren.
>Er müsse in seiner Funktion als Vorsitzender der Europäischen Klubvereinigung ECA am 3. Juni „möglicherweise“ zwar zu zwei Sitzungen nach Cardiff/Wales. Aber das Spiel zwischen Real Madrid und Juventus Turin „werde ich mir auf keinen Fall anschauen. Ich vergesse nicht so schnell“, sagte Rummenigge im Interview mit der „Süddeutschen Zeitung“.
Literally seething! What a child! mlao
>>76132168
>Nach Informationen der „Bild“ hat sich Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang entschieden. Wie das Blatt berichtet, möchte der 27-jährige Bundesliga-Torschützenkönig Borussia Dortmund am Saisonende verlassen.
>Der Gabuner habe der BVB-Spitze seine Entscheidung am vergangenen Montag mitgeteilt. Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke soll Aubameyang schon vor längerer Zeit erlaubt haben, den Verein bei einem entsprechenden Angebot im Sommer verlassen zu können.
Yes yes, the FcBuyern media shill machine is gearing up again, a day before the final nontheless.
Obama was allowed to leave last year already, under the same conditions as this year:
>85 Million+ offer
Bild is such trash.
>>76132224
he'll literally explode if leipzig manage to win the bundes next season
Interview with Pulisic if anyone's interested.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/may/26/christian-pulisic-interview-borussia-dortmund-us-soccer?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>76132316
And the season after that they're going to buy every decent player with a buy out clause from them and throw money at the players without one. It's the buyern circle of life.
>>76132265
Bild Plus actually, people wouldn't pay them if it was nonsense.
Would you?
>rating Pulisic
>>76132422
>not rating the hsv player of the 2020/21 season
>not rating Puligod
*dabs*
>>76132422
>assisted against Real Madrid at 18 years of age off the bench
>>76132496
>the cities of schalke and leverkusen
it's like deja vu all over again
BVB WAGS on their way to Berlin
>>76132575
People who care about this shit deserve ass cancer
>>76132575
>>76132592
interesting chart
>>76132496
Frankfurt has played 48 Bundesliga seasons and they never finished higher than 3rd?
Burada kim Türkçe?
>>76132914
ein döner kräuter-schaft mit alles
>>76132496
>schalke
>>76132664
haha yeah I know what bitcoins are I think
>>76132664
a speculative bubble based on money laundering that will burst once the ZOG finds a way to identify each transaction?
Gooooood morning
>>76132575
the one in the middle has a penis
>>76133161
but that is what is bitcoin sweetie.
>>76133163
'sup brezil? Long time no see
>>76133177
so do I. Small world.
wew
>>76133286
Wow, Wolfsburg should be DQ'd
>>76133369
Playing in wet shoes feels nasty desu.
>>76133388
Yeah
>>76133286
can I get a synopsis?
>>76133369
this
Watching the Giro d'Italia
>>76133487
Braunschweig shoes were all wet after they put them into the locker room at the VW arena.
>>76133547
*Braunschweigs
>koriander
ew
>>76133547
cheeky
hallo bundes good weather today
>>76133684
yes
will you make use of the good weather??
>>76133772
not really. I have too goo to work today. But I think that I'm going to take a walkbefore I go.
>>76133581
I'm making pico de gallo later
>>76120954
>>76120936
Thanks guys
>>76133684
Yes
>>76133772
Absolutely
what will you do to make use of the good weather?
Well my parents are in their summer house so I'm housesitting their house over the Kristi Himmelprut and weekend and I have all the doors to the garden open and I've been picking weeds and just been looking at the plants and flowers and birds.
I am going to put up the dart board later and will probably throw a few "arrers" tonight.
>>76133772
no, the city is full of ruhrpottasis, bankfurt scum, and christians
Hairpin
>>76133932
hmmmm. did the made it?
>>76133951
*they
>>76133951
I don't know!
>>76134270
I hop they made it.
>>76134343
They did!
goodbye I'm off to work. Have some summer grooves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFXew2K-Ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwieBpK8Zmk
@SevillaFC Principio de acuerdo para la desvinculación de Sampaoli como entrenador del #SevillaFC
Hmmm... Barcelona?
>>76134386
yay
>>76134389
Pretty common around here too. Homegrown is still better desu.
>>76134395
Did you know a Danish band made 'Sunshine Reggae'?
A song I teally enjoy during summer is Groove Armada's 'at the river'.
>ywn pick flowers with denmark and throw some arrers
just end me already
*ends u*
>>76134436
Laid Back is awesome, didn't expect a song like that from people who live in a cold rainy country but maybe thats the reason why they could
>>76134619
Yes
>>76134459
be careful what you wish for >>76121534
Based Fink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVVGNYJT258
anime is gay
so r u
dubs and 60 will go down
rude
hallo und guten morgen!
ja hallo
>Regensburg - 1860 München
>Hochsicherheitsspiel
wew
>the city of Giesing
beer time
We're fucked
Nächstes jahr gegen Haching
Hasan Abdullah Ismaik on suicide watch
tfw wolfsburg will rot in hell
is this /BESCHISSENWORDEN/ general?
>they sold 50.000 tickets for the second leg already
http://www.abendzeitung-muenchen.de/inhalt.relegations-rueckspiel-in-muenchen-1860-gegen-regensburg-so-viele-tickets-sind-schon-weg.678c39f9-e947-485f-bb88-807d07e278ab.html
>be 1860
>lose match in order to reach relegation and fill the stadium to make more cash
>lose relegation
>end up in 3rd league
>getting outplayed by fucking Regensburg
lmao
Holy shit Lacazette. What an idiot. That's why too many mercenary players and managers are a risk.
>>76136516
>Just a reminder that it's all Buyern fault that 60 is still in the 2nd Bundes and probably gets relegated this year
And people still wondering why everybody hates Buyerns.
>>76136433
>be 3rd league club
>have to spend all the extra money you made on rent for a 75k seat stadium
>>76136564
pls explain
>all these Doofmund fans in Berlin right now
Holy shit, you guys are an embarrassment.
>>76136564
are you saying that 1860 München BESCHISSEN WORDEN is?
>>76136612
Uli is helping again.
>Wolfsburger Women are not allowed to celebrate the Championship, maybe even Double, because men suck and get relegated
JUST
>>76136640
what are they doing?
>>76136640
Aren't Dortmund and Berlin both Prussian cities?
>>76136307
yes
>>76136785
yes
WEW
Arabic investor BTFO
would 1860 ever come back and get relevant if the get relegated?
or will they fade into obscurity?
>>76136888
vanished when pic related left
>>76136888
They would come back
>>76136942
And here is my reason: Higher average attendance than SS Lazio
>>76136911
>>76136888
we got nice digits bro
>>76136999
holy fuck how did this happen?
good
lel
>>76137095
no
leeeeeeeeeel
BENULDI :D :D ;D
>the city of 1860
wew
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>1859
Great match desu senpaitachi
heh
apologise
Post Oliver Kahn
>>76137186
.
>>76137186
..
stream pls
>>76137196
For me it's Berbatov
>>76137220
The match is ending.
>>76137238
Shit
Thought the Dortmund-Frankfurt match was today
BIG HAPPENING
EXPLOSION AT THE STADIUM
>>76137290
proof or didn't habben
what thinks bundes of jewelry?
>>76137394
What specifically?
I own a 10 Dollar watch
What happened to Kagawa
>>76137509
meme player
ferguson raped him
>>76136741
Just being loud, obnoxious, drunk; they're scaring all the refugees!!
>>76137249
I once saw you in /int/ talking about the attractiveness of a tranny
at the gym
Ama
Why didn't Bayern get him? Would be fine for a season or two.
>>76138489
This guy
>>76138489
bundes teams should stay away from premier league players
apart from de bruyne they mostly flop
the level of play and commitment isn't the same in england
>>76139178
Yes I guess that's a good point. The Danish players who have played in both leagues always say that there's a world of difference between the every day training intensity.
>>76132606
based Weigl knows what's up
>>76139315
Ya for sure
MR WIXXA
OUR GUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ5Y05SD5Ts
night
http://bundesligafanatic.com/impect-packing-the-future-of-football-analytics-is-here/
wtf i love leverkusen now
TELL ME ABOUT ROBBEN
WHY DOES HE CUT INSIDE?
>>76139315
he is a true patrician
>>76140610
dude packing lmao
>>76139293
which players have said that?
>>76139668
disgusting desu
Hellooooooooo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYJtaB6mFU
>>76141460
yo waddup?
>>76141592
met at the bar with a few friends. came back and wanted to check out bundes. wanted to post something about the Buli. Instead I posted some, at least for me, oldschool german maymay I stumbled upon on youtube. get's me all nostalgic desu.
and you?
good night bundes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3yHzw_JHTY
>>76141721
I like it
>>76141721
>>76141768
good night
>>76140632
One trick pony
hello i am here now
>>76144725
what'S this style called?
>>76145084
the "we dont play/coach here next season, so we dont give a fuck how we represent the BVB" style
Why is there no Tyske Pokkal thread?
BILD: Mainz are set to name their U23 coach Sandro Schwartz as their new manager, following Martin Schmidt's departure.
hallo und guten morgen!
>>76145194
Here you go
>>76146019
>>76119532
i always thought wolfsburg was a shit team.
they won by luck against a team from the 2. bundesliga and then they don't even said anything for excuse.
>the next buyern hunter
Don't froget: today at 16.15 is also the DFB-Pokal der Frauen live on ARD.
>>76146185
Damn it, if I had known I would have put that in the other thread too :/
test
fuck off, tom
>>76146090
they were good enough to beat the shareholders in the cup final
>>76146274
>everybody is tom now
paranoia much?
>>76146185
Any cuties playing?
>>76146349
>everbody
no, just >>76146185
>>76146394
Reus
anyone looking to get cucked? Will cuck you for a nominal fee
>>76146419
That wasn't very cash money of you
>>76146394
probably Alex Popp
>Dabei lernte und trainierte sie mit Nachwuchsspielern des FC Schalke 04. Sie hat die Schule nach dem zwölften Jahrgang mit dem Fachabitur verlassen und absolvierte ein Jahrespraktikum als Physiotherapeutin. Inzwischen absolviert sie eine dreijährige Ausbildung als Tierpflegerin im Tierpark Essehof.
>In einigen Interviews erklärte sie, dass sie Fan von Borussia Dortmund sei.
its too warm desu
>>76147322
i
stretched
ran 2 miles
squatted
bench press
bicep curls
biked 3 miles
stretched again
typically dont lift very heavy weights but rather more reps to build my muscle for when i play sports
>>76147393
>>76147393
ty for asking though
who is your /bundes/ team?
>>76147442
CUTE
>>76136785
no
berlin = brandenburg
dortmund = wesphalia
should I watch the women pokal
>>76148085
yes. do it.
>trinkpause after 25mins
what memery is that?
>>76148154
frauen
>>76148613
>>76148154
Have you not seen this before? It's quite common during afternoon summer games
>>76148708
yes but only when its been really really hot out
Is it true that denmark is rooting for VW just because >muh Pernille harder!
ugghhhhh time to take a shower I guess
>>76148966
May I join?
1:0, Pernille harder!
2:0, even harder
Alex Popp got sent off btw
SAND YES
HARDER SLIPPED
btw: openly gay Nilla Fischer is wearing a rainbow-coloured captain's armband.
>>76149049
she make my benis harder
Just woke up from a nap. Fapped and came on my belly, life is good. Now I have nothing to do an will spend my evening in front of the computer.
>>76149429
pics?
tfw it's a worthless piece of plastic now
>>76149476
kek! Wolfsburg's second send-off! Björk Gunnarsdottir gets has to leave the pitch after ref was reminded that she already had a red card.
>>76149514
Managed to see all games aside from the last 10 minutes of the Freiburgo game. :3
>>76149544
very nice, did you renew for next year?
>>76149587
Will do in two weeks.
I wonder how much extra the CL package will be, I suppose it's going to be around 700€ for league and CL.
>>76149619
>i will never go to a leipzig game
2:1, Golfsburg wins.
Just noticed that Sand had a Dane, too. I wonder why denmark isn't supporting Cecilie Sandvej.
>paying 700€ for seventeen (17) Bundesliga and three (3) CL matches
>>76149668
because denmark is a erfolgsfan
>>76149691
>tfw you would be even willed to pay that much but the club you support is that far away from where you live that you wouldn't have the time to attend even 5 of these matches
feels bad man
>>76149668
Because Harder is the best player in the world.
My favourite Danish woman player is of course Nadia Nadim.
>german commentary trying to be funny
Good thread.
>>76149935
Good you
>>76149691
35€ a game. Alright, I think.
>>76149994
Sounds expensive to me actually. Four games at that price and it's already more than a season ticket in Brondby (which is a much lower level but is as close as you get to German atmosphere in DK)
>>76150067
Depends on where you sit as well. I paid 560€ this season, normal ticket price there are 35€, so you essentially get one game free.
UP THE ARSE
Our boy Alexis with the goal
extremely lewd, Denmark
>>76150116
Okay. I guess it's not too bad for world class football and I'm also a bit spoiled since I get a few of those free corporate tickets every season.
My most enjoyable game this season was still down in the third tier and I think normal tickets for our home games are €7.
Weird that Bellerin. He can be quite handsome and striking with the right haircut but he looks like shit with his current style.
>Leichtathletik
muh dick
Die Start11 unserer #SGE: Hradecky, Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Hector, Oczipka, Gacinovic, Fabian, Medojevic, Seferovic, Rebic
BVB: Bürki, Bartra, Dembélé, Reus, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Schmelzer
>>76150500
u r weird
Dortmund bench: Weidenfeller, Bender, Rode, Schürrle, Pulisic, Castro, Durm
Frankfurt bench: Lindner (ETW), Tawatha, Barkok, Hrgota, Meier, Blum, Russ
A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HUMAN
+6 packing for arsenal
man watzke looks evil as shit
>>76150867
>Frankfurt 80% Jugo team
OHHHHH DANNYBOYYYYYYYYYYY
>>76150967
i had already forgotten shirley's existence
>>76150967
>kicking out Sahin from the team so your friend Schürrle can get a spot
wew
>cuckel not starting pulisic
>>76151730
ughhhhhhhhhhh
>>76151730
amf
>Axel Eimer not playing
rip Frankfurz
>>76151730
I hate her so much
>Arsenal
They will rue these wasted chances
>>76152123
Yes
>>76151973
Y? Is it cause she'e russian?
>>76152272
It is
>>76152272
rue is also french for street
and ru is american for doggo sound
>>76152420
through without the th sound
>>76152420
Kanga-roo
Good call
SGE ALL THE WAY
>>76152272
its not really that rare
>>76152654
yes
>>76152654
I do
Edit: I don't remember the specific last time. I guess it's not something normal people say or write on twitter, maybe it's more of a dramatic book word?
>>76152654
yes
>>76152719
yes, it's especially common in medieval themed books/movies/etc
SCANDINAVIANS FUCK OFF REEEE
except Norge, your country is pretty
MEMEBELLE!!!!
BLACKED
>>76152923
Kek
Who else /doublerainbow/ here
/royalrainbow/ here
why is this general so autistic?
>>76153251
>Germans
>Not autistic
Better make the most of it because they're actively killing themselves off.
Cheeky Reus
>>76153298
Hey now..
>>76153298
Yeah being an alt-right /pol/ loser is totally better than being "autistic" (I don't agree with using it as a slur, just quoting you)
s l i p
l
i
p
>>76153207
thanks my northern friend
>>76153207
Your entire country is a pretty rainbow.
And you got aurora borealis.
Based TuT
>>76153437
Leave it to Chandler to fuck up the best chance we'll get, just you wait.
Motherfucking Chandler.
>german humour
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-wsRusnqygw
R e b i c
>Dortlel
seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic seferovic
REEEEEEEBIĆ MUUUUUUUUH NIGGAAAAAA
>>76153832
"""German""" humour
say what you want, we got GOAT jokes coming through amidst the actual bad humour sometimes
HARMONY HARMONY HARMONY
Of course they're not going to replay the goal while the superstarbaby takes a breather
>germany so weak they need trinkpause
>>76153909
Such as..?
Seferović holy shit mang they better contain dis nigga
Weigl when
>>76154067
that Özil invisibility potion one was solid
>>76154239
Weigl rekt his ankle a few weeks ago
>>76154367
Let me dream
>>76154067
your sex life
>>76154239
He's busy cheating on his gf.
>>76154412
i suck your dad every night tho
Anybody know why Meier didn't start?
>>76154490
tarashaj kept him out of the team
xD
>>76154490
maybe he doesn't have the stamina to play a whole match
>leting a Russkie sing during half time
c u c k e d
Apparently Castro and Pulisic warming up. Who's coming off.
>ad break during the halftime show
good halftime entertainment for sure, almost as good as the match
>>76154820
D-Dante?
>>76154805
Reus and Pisscheck
ahahaha Reus ded
fucking shithead criminal
>le epic bengalos
frankfurters truly are degenerates
>>76154997
>t. klatschpappenkunde
>>76154997
As I recall half the stadium was filled with yellow smoke for the first 5 minutes
>>76154940
As an actual criminal, I can tell you Reus did nothing wrong
>>76155098
Both of those teams' fans are the definition of Traditionsassis.
>Dembele diving like a pro
I see what was discussed in the dressing rooms
>tfw would have saved that and laughed at the niggboy
>arrogant nigger is worshipped for doing arrogant nigger things
germany
yes
YES
>>76156704
don't you yes on me, young lady
>>76156812
Did you just assume its gender?
>>76139470
>that like/dislike ratio
is this some kind of meta-joke?
Fuck niggers imo
>>76155120
Oh shit lads Noriega is posting on /sp/. Weird always pegged him as more of an /a/ kinda guy.
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
hey bundes show me your bundas
>Matze Knop in Dopa
BILD: Marco Reus may have ruptured his cruciate ligament in the DFB Pokal final & could be out for six months.
>>76166338
I don't know
>>76166355
His legs can, if you catch my drift.
Sky Germany: Haris Seferovic has confirmed he's leaving Frankfurt to join Portuguese champions Benfica on a five-year deal.
>>76166231
>Dopa
I'm unironically rather starting to watch women's football than "Buyern München presents: Doppelpass™".
>>76166348
>unsalted
Gives me everytime a little kek.
>>76166328
who will replace him? Freiburg have to play in the EL qualification "soon"
its so fucking hot
Expansion to 14 teams was a mistake...
Semifinal in the relegation playoff.
>>76167275
I've seen worse
>>76167275
nice floodlight mast 2bh
>>76167590
Yes
why is freiburg's trainer so popular? they said he's the best trainier of the season on the last episode of kicker, he is the most popular one on tm.
>>76167746
>trainer
Freiburg didn't spend much money and qualified for the EL play-offs as a newly promoted team
>>76166384
Never seen such an uncomfy hospital room before (only in Syria in the news)
If I was Favre I would sell Schmelzer, Sahin and other cancerous has-beens on day one. Watzke is fucking up this club so hard right now. The running contracts with Aubameyang, Reus, Guerreiro and Dembele are the only thing that keeps this club from being fucking Schalke-tier.
How would you feel about a gf that constantly attention whores on Instagram?
Been losing interest in the Bundes and now that TuT is gone I might just stop watching.
>>76168817
Fucking annoying.
Legit reason to not like somebody imo.
that fucking Jena goal
>>76168817
I would be like Weigl and get a black gf
>>76167746
He's an Alt-68er who perfectly embodies their mindset. Like when that refugee raped and murdered a girl in Freiburg and he said "The boy made a silly mistake".
Gleichzeitig kam aus der Mannschaft kein Dank an Tuchel, sondern beleidigte Reaktionen. Nuri Sahin und Kapitän Marcel Schmelzer waren "geschockt" von Sahins Nicht-Berücksichtigung. Beide sollen ausgesprochene Tuchel-Gegner sein.
Egal was Tuchel letztlich dazu trieb, Sahin im wichtigsten Spiel der Saison aus dem Kader zu streichen: Dortmund gewann, Tuchel hat Recht. Sahin und Schmelzer maßen sich an, größer und wichtiger als der Erfolg der Mannschaft zu sein und nutzen den Moment des Sieges für eine Attacke gegen den eigenen Trainer. Das kann nicht sein!
Dazu drehten sich einige Spieler weg und klatschten auch nicht, als Tuchel den Pokal auf dem Siegerpodest stemmte.
What? did anyone catch that?
>Wessi teams trying to get promoted
wew
>>76169037
She also posts on Instagram, but I guess its not too bad. It seems as a wife/gf of a footballer these days you have to have Instagram and show yourself.
Also if your choice for a gf is a model, I guess you cant complain about her constantly showing herself. What else is she supposed to do?
>>76169139
Schmelzer should be grateful that he's getting carried by his team mates and Sahin left Dortmund the second Real Madrid called and now pretends to be this local boy despite being injured 90% of the time.
>>76169139
>Dortmund gewann, Tuchel hat Recht
lmao great logic
>>76169328
Cut it out.
>>76169371
thanks. I also heard one should avoid lifting/heavy physical exertion
>Jena blowing the fuck out of Köln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ex87H2vNR4
hmmmm
>>76169695
>FC Bayern München präsentiert: Der FC-Bayern München Doppelpass vom FC Bayern München, präsentiert vom FC Bayern München
Thema heute: Der FC Bayern München
>>76169829
yes already saw your post from earlier
>>76169695
cringe overload
That MDR interviewer is cute. CUTE.
>>76170121
yes
Outrageous sexism:
Wolfsburg's women's team win the double but no party because the club is worried about men's team being relegated.
Could you imagine this happen the other way round? No
>>76170445
>golfsburg
why cant i create threads anymore?
>>76170445
>caring about Women's Football
Esbjerg fB have been relegated from the Danish Superliga.
Thomas Kahlenberg has announced his retirement after this season.
>scheiß DFB
why is it always the East Germans that lead the revolt?
Guys. Kerber lost again and I feel extremely misserable because of this. Can you post something to cheer me up a bit?
Wew that looked super ugly with Wehrlein. Good hear him talk.
another quality german bread right here >>76170692
>>76170948
*cheers you up*
>>76169695
>this joke
100% Uli approved!
>the shanty town of Cologne
what will happen to /bundes/ now that the season is over?
>>76171366
hibernation
>>76171366
it will wither and die
>Manfred Starke
>Namibian
nice
>>76169139
The reporting on Tuchel is like fan fiction at this point.
>>76171640
Imagine how people will feel a fortnight from now
Lets Party folks!
>>76172742
Hello. This is my first post in two days. How is everyone doing?
>Marco Reus: „Es ist vielleicht ein bisschen Kreuzband“
RIPiP
>>76169094
this, it's just the typical self-hating mentality of bitter old cunts.
>>76170445
women's football is like the paralympics.
>>76168817
Get some of dem sweet internet moniez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3snfm5QN0
>>76171366
It will turn into /bundes+cric/ and you'll witness levels of shitposting that shouldn't be humanly possible
time for a foot bath
>>76169094
>/pol/ tier answer
>doesn't mention Streich's epic rants
this is why nobody likes you
you have no idea what you are talking about yet want to shove your tired opinions down everyones throat
>>76175082
>wanting /bundescric/ again
kys yourself my man
no you should kill yourself
>>76171366
depends. There will be probably a thread every now and then. If I remember correctly, last summer break we had regular /bundes/ threads. A lot of them were pretty slow most of the time though.
No one cares for your opinion Brezil. What's your point anyway? Most of your posts are either off topic one-liner or Denmark stalking.
no you
>>76169236
This.
Nuri and Schmelle need to STFU.
>>76175082
this
>>76175122
no u
I hope every /bundescric/ poster dies in a fire. thanks for reading and goodbye >:^(
New thread.
>>76172742
>>76172742
>>76172742
has kai havertz signed for bayern yet? or does he have to go to dortmund first?
>>76175844
yes
lads i scored another goal today, this time a real blooter
>last game of the season
>came back after 4-1
>4-4, 20-30 minutes left
>corner
>ball deflected in the middle of the field
>just put in all i have
>ball becomes literal deadly weapon
>hammers down in the goal
it was the 5-4 lead, we won 6-4
sadly no one made a video this time, but i have several witnesses to confirm
pic related
>>76181076
well done anon
thanks
>>76181076
Thumbs up
>>76181076
noice
night
it's still early, but good night.
kicker.de ded for everyone?
>>76184509
yes