/heem/

I respect what you're doing, OP.

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>>76068119
/broship/ /boys/

>>76068127
Thank you

Place your bets lads. How would you maximize profits with this.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/boxing/boxing-matches/Floyd%2dMayweather%2dJr%2dv%2dConor%2dMcGregor-10570984.html

>>76068119
>tumblr
Kill you are self OP

>>76068141
Conor is +700? Crazy, he should be like 1400 at least

>>76068138
DC would murk DC

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>>76068143
Haha yes my friend, you see sperg op is still band for sperging out and ruining another thread so I will be taking over in the meantime

>>76068155
I was going to bet a little bit on conor but i feel like its not even worth it

>>76068155
+4000 is the correct number

>>76068187
t. small baller

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>>76068119

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/26: Lion Fight 36 - Chumpairtour vs Wielzen
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5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
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6/10: Glory 42 - Doumbe vs Holzken
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
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7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
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7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: >>76060500

News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cyborg-justino-angela-magana-reportedly-get-physical-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15673734/pros-react-to-ufc-athlete-retreat-2017

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15672338/sergio-pettis-vs-brandon-moreno-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-114

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/22/15674954/tj-dillashaw-99-percent-chance-cody-garbrandt-fight-ufc-213-canceled-mma

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>Al Iaquinta seems to think he will get a money fight with Ferguson for some reason
>Also thinks he woulnd get sub'd within 2 rounds
>My fucking sides

Is he retarded? He has 1 win over a ranked opponent and that was 3 years ago before either of them were ranked. His last fight was a win over a guy who should have retired already and then he talekd about of shit about the hand that feeds him. Suddenly the is trying to jockey for a fight with the top guy? Fuck outta here

>>76068214
Reported for spam

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Why does Diego look like an autistic ufc fan?

>>76068172
Casual detected

>>76068254
he really needs to retire

The fighters retreat was just one big field trip wasn't it

They should have recorded some of this and just shoved it on Fight Pass for bants

>floyd -120
BET YOUR HOUSE

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bros for life

"I will take that bealt from you, and I will take your health"
v. coldblooded from the red king there

>>76068138
>Punch a nigger that's twice your size right in the face
What did he mean by this?

>>76068202
i mean i have no realistic expectation of him winning

Artem was at the retreat

>>76068308
Bit cringey desu

>>76068254
Do you want the fight pass subscriber answer or the honest answer?

>>76068254
His brain is already deteriorated, soon he's going to die.

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loll

>>76068352
LMFAO BLEACHED

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Lads is this a good score? Ngannou's power on one of those machines from his Instagram

>>76068372
In contrast Sage spinning back kicked one with his shoes on and got 880

>>76068372
Yeah it's very good. The highest any fighter got was Tyson Pedro at 980 or something.

>>76068379
do you think shoes add more force or something?

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>>76068372
I don't think those things are very accurate
Here's a quora thread about it

https://www.quora.com/How-accurate-are-the-arcade-punching-machines-at-measuring-punching-power

>>76068398
I reckon it bumps up the score a bit, no?

>>76068314
>nigger
come on man

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>>76068398
they add some force in the same way a boxing glove does, because they add weight to your feet

velocity = mass x acceleration my guy

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Is there suddenly more brits on heem? I haven't been on here much but I don't remember seeing many others.

>>76066031
Thanks for your help if you're still here

>>76068372
well seeing as it only has space for 3 digits, that's probably one of the best scores.

>>76068415
>velocity = mass x acceleration
excuse me

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>>76068420
typo, meant to say force

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>>76068415

>>76068415
increasing the mass can have a negative effect on acceleration tho

>>76068425
what college did you go to again? consider getting a refund.

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>>76068429
>>76068433
meant to say force

>>76068436
for sure you did

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>yfw Bisping is involved in a film/television show directed by David Lynch

Yoel should get a cameo talking backwards in Cuban

>>76068416
>Is there suddenly more brits on heem?
Maybe, I'm new as well.

>>76068455
how the fuck is he escaping usada? is he just some natty genetic freak?

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Is cyborg getting punished? Apparently Cyborg was mad because Magana called her ugly in a picture where she was visiting kids with cancer, and Magana made a threatening gesture before getting punched according to a few witnesses

>>76068464
hes like 42 as well

at this point it is confirmed he is some kind of mutant or his dad works for usada

>>76068476
D A N K

>>76068497
i just hope he stays under the radar so he can concuss bisping real quick.

imagine he heems bisping then pops right after, that'll be ideal.

>>76068476
probably not, did anything end up happening to kevin lee?

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>>76068516
mommas boy isn't looking for a payday like 5 losses in a row literal who.

>>76068516
he said some of the ufc officials backstage told him he did great and encouraged him to act up more in the future. they don't give a fuck if you "fight" at pressers or faceoffs since so many fans are into it.

getting into an actual fight at a private thing that's not on camera might be a different story.

witebois on pooicide watch
https://twitter.com/USMAN84kg/status/866414688434757632/photo/1

>>76068513
>heems bisping and pops right after

then its just more headaches for MW and we would never stop hearing about that. i hope he's just a freak.

>>76068183
SpergOP is not the one that has been making threads you goof, he's being impersonated and idiots like yourself take the bait. NotePad has not been around

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>>76068545
he's a big guy

>>76068551
it would be funny if after all this time bisping tries to duck, romero heems him and pops, at least to me

https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/866302204621225984

>>76068582
kek

>>76068545
Excuse me but Francis is also french. He's our pride aswell.

>>76068555
Nobody actually cares goof

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>>76068633
You do since that Syrian is knee deep in your head. Just so you know his autism wouldn't allow for threads to be made without the Title of news greentexted like you see here>>76068214

>>76068693
;)

>>76068372
I've never trained boxing in my life and I still managed to get a 700 which isn't even that bad, you just gotta ditch any type of stance or technique and thrust your entire bodyweight along with the punch.

https://youtu.be/FYv0l8_f-MM

>>76068721
If i remember correctly uppercuts pretty much will give you a high score no matter what on those machines

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>Based LITERALLY WHO stands up against Reebok/UFC kikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50f1wAGPGyk

>>76068600
Non. C'est un congoide qui n'a de papier que grâce au faveur des funeste cosmopolite.

>>76068418
someone posted a picture of all the scores desuu

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HEY, don't boo this man!

He's a champion, he's fought all over the world, I've got nothing but respect for this man.


>ok you can boo him now, I want my win bonus

Sort of a bitch move senpai.

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However loses this probably done in the UFC, right?

>>76068890
They won't cut a fighter loose fresh off a main event. They'll throw thier ass to early prelims then to Bellator from there

>>76068890
I think Holly will retire if she loses, UFC won't cut her she still brings in viewers. Bethe is expected to lose and is somewhat of name in WMMA that can be used to test up an comers.

>>76068884
Eddie became my boy desu

Also look how fruity Joe is

>>76068925
I dont see holly losing, but if she does, she might as so retire

>>76068925
>I think Holly will retire if she loses

You think she'll win?

Holly will win easy

>>76068954
Yeah I do. Bethe doesn't really trouble her anywhere. Probably a 50-45 decision.

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>>76068944
A bit too fruity in months.

>>76068884
But Poirier isnt telling anyone to boo him now. All feelings aside, the fight should have been ruled as a DQ for Alvarez for three consecutive illegal knees, with the last one being blatant. It baffles me that he wasn't paid his win bonus anyways just to avoid anything like this happening.

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/ourboy/ gets a new opponent

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Just a lil heeminder that June sucks

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>>76068978
>>76068988

Holly made some pretty stupid decisions in her fight against GdR (who did nothing wrong) and while Bethe isnt great she's a lot tougher and will probably surprise her. Plus, she doesnt have her career on the line.

Holly is doneso I reckon

Guys! The dog was just about to emerge just before Eddie's fight was stopped, why couldn't Herb just let it happen?

>>76069077
Bethe is unathletic and a poor striker, she works at a decent rate though. Holly wasn't sure that she could outstrike GDR and wanted to get takedowns. She should outstrike Bethe with no problem. Plus Bethe nearly got heemed by headkick in her last fight which Holly is pretty good at.

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>>76069081

Realistically, how well does he match against other heavyweights?

>>76069130
The undersmell alone is all that an needs to be champion material

>>76068555
Why are you trying to force this so hard?

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>>76069123

>>76069144
You're an idiot if you think it's actually spergOP that's been making threads

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Another meme Japanese organisations, this time focusing on HWs. Can't wait desu.

>>76069165
Why are you trying to force this so hard?

>>76069174
Goldieforcedmemes.jpg

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>>76069130
khabib btfo

>>76069066

212 will be good, and Lewis vs hunt and holly vs betche will be good for memes

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Pretty solid ONE card on Friday.

>>76069201
holly betche will suck ass

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>>76069123
>Holly wasn't sure that she could outstrike GDR and wanted to get takedowns

And when she realised that she could hold GdR in the clinch she kept going for it even though she wasnt getting anything out of it. My point is, she's twice the fighter Bethe is but isnt tougher or as brave/decisive as Bethe. She's getting her ass TKO'd

>>76069205
>strawweight
>men

>>76068411
Cmon, he's white or what?

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>>76068119
nice

>>76069214

The memes will be good, which is better than nothing

>>76069221
>Bethe
>knocking out Holly

thanks for the laugh lad

>>76069205
askren + literally whos

>>76069153

This fight is a prime example of why there should be 10-7 scoring system

>>76069153

Do strikes landed on yourself count on fightmetric?

>>76069077
You should put some money on it, Bethe is paying out at +400ish last I checked.

>>76069234
what memes? holly is boring as fuck, her literal who husband gets posted more than her

BRAND NEW KING REINA FROM DEEP JEWELS
https://youtu.be/MENROrs64d0

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>>76069214
>they didn't book it at 145

Imagine the booty, lads

>>76069281
>they didn't book holly and cat

>>76068425
man, cody's leg looks skinny as fuck there

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Hoping Joanna fights at flywieght for the fuck of it

>>76069130
Aint no towel big enough for EDP to make 265 pounds

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If you support Cyborg you're scum.

>>76069355
She will never beat Shevchenko

>>76069355
>that tummy
conflicted brehs

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>>76069256

Only betting on Cynthia Calvillo, DC and who's like David Branch (who won me R800 last week) right now. I learned my lesson after Rose vs Waterson

>>76069442
>betting on Cynthia Calvillo

How does one become a paid UFC shill?

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>>76069458

My man is literally feeding her cans. Can't go wrong

>>76069464
message Dana on twitter

>>76069485
stupid bet

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>>76069500
i think you'd be surprised

>>76069464
>>76069488
First you have to have a heem.com membership for at least 1 year.

>>76069458
You should always bet on favorite in wmma, they win by some ridiculous margain, like 90%

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>>76069576

Cyborg did nothing wrong

>>76069576
>taking advice from poland
stay in your lane
you're not even employed

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reminder

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if youre not tuned in already, the MMA Hour is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTguubYSa4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTguubYSa4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTguubYSa4E

>>76069590
>Ronda

What would be a good fight for her if she decided to come back?

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>>76069464
I was a UFC shill on the UG for about a year. Not even kidding. I would be paid to degrade and belittle Bellator, Strikeforce and certain fighters that would fight in other organizations at the time like Fedor, Overeem, Gilbert Melendez etc. This was 2009.

The UFC website was different back then, but here it is if you want to try. Not sure new ownership still does this type of stuff.

http://mmajobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/jobs/jobs.cfm/Internships?supcat=1137

>>76069620
Juliana Pena. She would win and be back in the top 5. That is of course if she isn't 100% mentally gone which she probably is

>>76069602
I am certainly employed, its who who lives off betting like a degenerate

>>76069631
>Juliana Pena

Would she even take it after she basically embarrassed herself against Shevchenko though?

>>76069628
thanks lad, shame all of them seem to be in USA.

>>76069628
Is she asking a random twitter guy to be her sugar daddy?

>>76069617
No one cares

>>76069632
>its who who lives

>>76069617
Fuck off, Velcro. Go make another worthless calendar.

>>76069617
Ariel got himself a stacked card here

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>>76069746
Really made you think, huh ?

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>tfw another friend simulator tries to simulate you by giving you a name

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I wonder when Nina will realise that she's a shit fighter thats going nowhere and Amanda is way out of her league

>>76069765
You made a name for yourself dork, always the same Simpsons .jpg's

>>76069617
>derrick lewis in 8 minutes
LADS

>>76069668
what did he mean by this?

>>76069774
I want to watch it but I'm at work and playing on cellphone will kill my data plan

>>76069767
Nina looks like she's 50

>>76069793
Those aren't popular images, you are literally the only one that posts Simpsons. Just like how Adan always uses the same .jpg's, seek help friendo

>>76069796
still more attractive than joanna

>>76069811
no she isn't, joanna looks clean and kind of cute, nina looks greasy as hell.

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>>76069811
Go back to training Amanda, you got important fight coming up and this time your opponent knows how to move her head

Joanna is a 0 out of 10. You're literally autistic if you like her.

>>76069837
Eh, I'll give her a generous 5/10 tbqh

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>>76069837

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>>76069837
youre not into this m8?

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>>76069628
AH HOL UP HOL UP... NIGGA U B SAYIN... HOL UP... NIGGA U B SAYIN NIGGAZ B THINKIN DAT BITCH WUZ LEGIT JOURNALIST?!

>>76069877
shit i forgot about her. whats her name again?

>>76069891
Ariane Lipski

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>>76069858

She really looks like someone or something. Cant put my finger on it. Only have this for now

>>76069877
>mma "journalism"
other than based Eugene they're ALL hacks

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>>76069858

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>>76069903
muh dick

>>76069907
Tfw they all noticed me when I said Eugene looks like Poppa Krazy horse

>>76069922

uncanny

and thanks for the nightmares

Holly is going to fuck Bethe up. Bethe is going to hit, many many times, and she's going to get headkicked and TKO'd later in the fight.

She's going to get fucked up big time

Cyborg Magana video
http://fansided.com/2017/05/22/cris-cyborg-punch-angela-magana-video/

>>76069972
Wow that was underwhelming

>>76069972
No talk shit, hespect me

>>76069972
primary school had more intense scenes than that desu

still hope cyborg gets into some shit from it though

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>>76069972
"dont hespect nobody"
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>76069972
Why isn't she in jail?

>>76069997
>>76070011
Fuck off Cyborg took car of a bully, why isn't Chiesa or Lee in trouble?

>>76069972
is cyborg the least secure person in the ufc? fucking autistic retard.

>>76070018
>took car of a bully

good one retard, fucking zilch

I'm saddened by these 196'ers claiming Cyborg should be jailed or punished. This is why WMMA will never be taken seriously

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>Derrick Lewis is one of the highest paid heavyweights in the UFC

>>76070041
That fucker earned it, he's one dimensional as shit and still beating guys up with a nice streak

>>76068138
C U T E

RORY WRECKED WOODLEY AND MAIA.

>>76070018
>why isn't Chiesa or Lee in trouble?
because fighters are actively encouraged to get physical with their opponents for 'muh hype'

Lee even said there were ufc guys telling him he did a good job afterwards

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>The absolute city of Bisbong

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>>76069972

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she barely touched her

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>>76070041
Higher than Steepay ? Good for him desu, nigga is entertaining like sandblasting hookers

>>76068455
He looks like a nigger hobgoblin.

>>76070097
"brazilian hero confront her cyber bully"

lol imagine magaña vs cyborg at 145?

>>76069972
>BLOOD AND TEETH FLYING EVERYWHERE BUSTED LIP SHE'S ROCKED

God i hate kikewani

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>>76068455
hey it's ralph pootawn

>>76069972
Reminds me of those videos of Thai ladyboys getting offended when men turn them down and attacking them.

Only less hot.

>>76070112
i dont think its higher than stipe but he said its in the high 6 figures so thats gotta be top 3

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What went wrong?

>>76070095

Why do so many fighters overestimate their value?

>>76070205
>so thats gotta be top 3
Hunt and Reem both got $750k for their last fight, so maybe not. Top heavyweights make bank.

>ariel baits derrick into saying something about the jews
>derrick calls out ariel for not practicing his faith

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>>76070041

Good.

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>>76070174
Take your antisemitism to your containment board. He's the best journalist in Mixed Martial Arts.

>>76069837
She's somehow very attractive while being objectively ugly.

>>76070205
Stipe gets 600k to show, no win bonuses for both his title defenses. Reem got 800k for 203, JDS got 400k for 211. If Black Beass is in the high 6 figures that's probably more than 600k isn't it ?

>>76070236
Oh boy what an accomplishment!!!

Do you get paid to shill a show that almost nobody here watches?

>>76070274
i've never watched the show lol

>>76070279
Oh really how interesting

>>76070279
I've never watched a fight in 2017. I post here everyday lmao.

The only time I've respected Cuckwani was when he called out that fat towelhead fatbib on being such an obvious pawn in Conor-Eddie

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>>76069972
>Cyborg just slaps her
>Ariel Helwani reports that there was blood and teeth flying everywhere

How do you even extrapolate that much from a singular clip? Is click-bait that important to you?

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When your the only women's featherweight who's active and

> not on charges
> not "injured" and in hiding
> on a 3 fight losing streak

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>>76070320
>Julia Budd

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Georges St-Pierre is saying he will not be ready to compete now until November. Who knows if that’s even the case? It could be next year,” White said.

“So we’re not waiting for Georges St-Pierre anymore. We’re moving on with the division, and Yoel Romero will get the next shot.”

>>76070339
jesus christ lay of the poutine bud

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>>76070320
You forgot

>giving me a boner

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>>76068223
Win streak fella

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>>76070320
>Madison McElhaney

>>76070371
>refuses to fight anyone but conor, kebab, or nate
>can't fight for the rest of the summer and can't even make 155
>won't fight because the ufc is jewing him

lightweight is a fucking DED division

If Cyborg isn't arrested I'm not buying 212.

>>76070415
Dont, I don't want you in the game threads you sensitive little bitch

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>>76070415
>implying you buy PPVs

Any wild stories from the fighter's retreat other than cyborg?

>>76070423
>game threads

literally cringed

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>>76070415
Like you were going to buy it in the first place

Or any ppv for that matter

>>76070429
tecia was on stage stripping apparently. it was on a few fighters instagram stories

>>76070429
Guy spoke out about reebok deal and nobody backed him.
>>76070432
Literally heem urself

>>76070428
I'm literally the only reason you have your prediction hobby.

>>76070429
Conor heemed tryon and took his belt

>>76070441
my cable bill is $208 a month which is more than you make in a year

>>76070447
Me too. I usually get in about a dozen predictions

>>76070447
lmao i dont give a fuck about your autistic heem scrying

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Which fighters didn't go to the retreat other than the obvious?

>>76070443
need those videos senpai
>>76070444
oh yea I heard about him sticking it to them and a reebok guy got tense

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>>76070459
>my cable bill is $208 a month
That's not something to brag about lil guy

>>76070447
>>76070462
how many invicta predictions did you guys get in?

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>>76070459
If I paid that much for tv I wouldn't buy ppv's either, talk about getting jewed hard

You should cut the cord desu

I'm the only adult here and the only one who pays for the UFC.

>>76070479
3

>>76070481
Do you watch the UFC alone in your room loser?

>>76070459

my cable bill is $0 a month which is $208 less than you pay for cable in a month

>"fuck everyone. everyone sucks. everyone's a pussy.....heh."

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Tfw been watching UFC events alone since 117, literally no fitefan friends

>>76070521
Join an MMA gym

>>76070527
I've been wanting to but I can't train or spar because I'm blind without contact lenses. I want to swang and bang but if I get hit in the eye it's probably lights out for good

>>76070470
Tony Khabib Lando Gilbert Aldo RDA Anderson Silva Bisping GSP Cody Urijah TJ Alistair Stipe Jon Jones

Jorge turned up half way though same as Perry

>>76070521
You picked a good one mate. I was literally shaking hoping chael would win.

/our guy/ Al Iaquinta on Ariel Jewani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTguubYSa4E

>>76070550
At the time I honestly didn't know what to expect, all in all a great outcome

This interview is amazing. Al Iaquinta is the man.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SNOOP DAWG

Anyone here finna sell a house?

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>dana's face as he ends Al's career after this interview

>>76070576
This, what the actual fuck does snoop dog know about MMA

>>76070559
>>76070569
>le fuck le ufc xD

>lol jk thanks for the retreat, ariel youre so down to earth

I hope everyone at Serra Longo pisses hot

Al Iaquinta will be the UFC's next Tito Ortiz.

Just need to get Al in there with Tony now.

Is Longo-Weidman a meme gym?

>>76070607
Except Tito wasn't pretending

>UFC is like the strip club

What did he mean by this?

"Ay babe you wanna fuck? Otherwise I'm sittin at the bar."

Is he a virgin?

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>Al still thinks he beat Masvidal

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NOBODY GETS IT
IM THE ONLY THAT GETS IT
EVERYBODY IS A PUSSY
JERSEY SHORE IS BACK BBY

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People say it's just conor fans that are bad but I think it's all ufc fans

>>76070637
They are.

Have you seen this thread and the mandrama retards that eat up the Super Smashed Brothers and Menstruating Al?

>>76070637
I've been to UFC events live. When you sit close to the cage obviously the fans are more tame and respectful, but when I sit 20+ rows back there is guaranteed multiple fights throughout the night.

>Has been out injured for 2 years
>I'm da best no one wants to fight me

>>76070625
Are you?

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Post GOAT nicknames

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>>76070683
Black Beast

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The weak must fear the strong

I would pay to watch Tony vs Al.

It's win/win for the UFC. Al loses and he gets shut up for good and loses all negotiation leverage.

Al wins and Conor vs Al breaks all PPV records.

>Al wants sage northcutt

Pathetic

lol Michael Chandler is a savage

>>76070705
Mike Tyson is actually the weaker of the Tyson brothers

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>>76070729
>Tyson brothers

Tony would eat him alive.

So is Dana memeing on me again or is there really a chance that Bisping will be forced to fight Romero?

>>76070768
Romero will have interim fight, Bisping will be forced to fight winner

>>76070768
they're gonna keep making excuses until september then theyre gonna say they might as well just wait

>>76070768
Bisping "hurt his knee" and can't fight until November.

Dana said GSP says he won't be ready till November.

Coincidence?

>>76070792
If they do an interim fight Bisping can't fight anyone else, then again maybe he "called it off" to shut everyone up and resign Gegard

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>>76070740
Mike was always ashamed of his brother's nerdy ways, that's why he kept him in secret

>>76070792
Dana also said that GSP is fighting the Woodely/Maia winner

>>76070840
When he say that?

>>76070781
>>76070792
They need to promote the fight though. If they just suddenly announce the fight one month before the actual date the numbers will be shit. I don´t think that they care about the opinion of mma nerds like us that much that they would do that.

>>76070879
Lucas is correct, did you get those kebabs?

>>76070843
a couple of days ago

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really makes you think huh?

>>76070961
Nobody likes the Diaz brothers that isn't 13 or a casual.

who /diaz/ here?

>>76070879
Every month that GSP doesn't fight is 10,000 buys lost.

I don't think that his PPV will even do over 500k buys.

>>76071021
This casuals don't care, and older fitefans thought he was boring

It makes me do a chuckle when a Diaz fan calls a Conor fan a casual

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Wtf Joey was it Spider man 2?

>>76070895
What are you talking about, Bob?

>>76071021
It highly depends on the opponent.
If he fights anderson then the numbers rise
If he fights Woodley or Bisping then nobody will care.

GSP must be really scared of Anderson if he´s even willing to fight Bisping instead of him.

>>76071057
Nice find Mikhail
>>76071109
Few weeks ago you were waiting on kebabs delivery

>>76071129
Was a different kraut dude. Wasn´t me

>>76071109
So what are you saying is that the fight game is like a stock market ?

>>76069355
She'll finally lose to Claudia at 125, only reason Claudia lost both fights is because she doesn't have 5 rounds of gas at 115

>>76070981
t. 14-year-old 196er

>>76070537
Laser eye my man.

>>76071263
Does not work for keratokonus

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What happened to this beast?

>>76071272
Drug testing

>>76071272
heemed to many times

also USADA'd

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>>76071257
Unless Clawja has big problems with cutting weight she won't gain any cardio by going UP a weight class

>Weidman vs. Gastelum
LMAO
BELLATOR WHEN?

Anyone have Joanna/Claudia face off where she calls her little whore?

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>>76069972
Damn, I searched all day yesterday for this!?

>>76071316
https://youtu.be/ACuQvnLCmvw?t=2m5s

>>76071298
>going up a weight class and losing cardio

Lol idiot

>>76071340
Sorry, should have specified I wanted the .jpg

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>>76068415

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>>76071298