/heem/

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Real thread right here

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heeminder

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requesting theslice.jpg

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anybody got a lead on what he might have meant?

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Well i just finished serving a 24 hour ban for some shit I posted in a hockey fan but I don't know if you remember me but I'm the leaf who was here yesterday who just signed up to fight pass. Even though I couldn't post I had a VERY nice day watching Glory and Invicta with you guys. I am very impressed with fite past, I signed up for a year but there is enough content for 10 years. Anyways I look forward to watching more live events with /heem/ and from time to time I will post random screenshots of fights I'm watching. I was going to post a picture of a glory ring girl, and then maybe a picture of the mayor of Den Bosch but anyways I thought /heem/ would enjoy this pic better.

Well, cya later.

>>76038279
ya okay adan whatever you say bud

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Honestly Invicta is still doing a great job even with a semi-stinker tonight. They can't throw their spicier fighters like Anderson and Cyborg on every card and they've been dealing with constant roster poaching for ages. It's amazing they can make it work at all.

>>76038291
>t.manlet

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>>76038304
Roxanne literally saved Invicta tonight

>>76038325
my new waifu

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>>76038331

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Vrooom vrooom

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/Famous/ bless my dudes

>>76038325
I still can't believe that. Only the 3rd KO win of her entire career.

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>>76038345
She even has glasses eh

>>76038395
i've seen this three times now but i haven't seen the actual late KO

>>76038313

I'm 6'1" and I'm a grown man, I'd kick your ass dude
>>76038109
>tfw minimal OPs are back
OP doesn't matter but still, it's nice

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>>76038476

If USADA were around in the 90s would there be a UFC today?

>>76038476
Sorry no one used your thread, don't take it personally.

>>76038395

He deserved it, those late shots were blatant and damaging

>>76038525
probably we still got a NFL and NBA and those monkeys were roiding since the 70s

>>76038345
Tell me about Roxanne.

Why does she wear the glasses?

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name this file

>>76038815
>trying to make a meme out of a retarded person

Sad!

>>76038815
mattschaub.jpg

>>76038834
sorry i meant

>Brianschaub.png

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>>76038833
Jessica's a bit slow, but I don't think she's retarded, mate.

>>76038815
>RouseypostUFC

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Agnieszka

>>76038815
how to cut the weight? remove all excessive chromosomes

>>76039138
His gut is like the stock market

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>>76039156

>>76039001
they have an extra chromosome dumbass

Theoretically I find it arousing to be beat up by one of these hot MMA women but I don't know how I'd react once they started punching me. I feel like I'd end up destroying them once I became angered. But if they want to stradle me and give me a couple punches i'm fucking down.

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>>76039171
>. I feel like I'd end up destroying them once I became angered

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>>76039171

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for me, it's rico verhoeven

>>76039181
>>76039199
Your assumption that I wouldn't be able to take an MMA girl arouses me.

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>>76039171
I feel like I'd end up destroying them once I became angered

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>I feel like I'd end up destroying them once I became angered

>>76039138
Mma is such a fucking joke

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>>76038109
fucking fat, why is this stupid bitch so fat i mean it'd be one thing if she was just some regular girl who let herself go but she's supposed to be a fucking athlete.

>>76038279
>that pic
what the fuck?

>>76038279
>ywn be rico

>>76039000
agnieszka a ugly

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>>76039260
her face is 9/10

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>>76039234

>>76038175
He's not a champion material

>>76039000
She's darn cute but those ugly tats ruin her for me.

>>76039171
>once I became angered
>I feel like
>I'd end up destroying them

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>>76039519

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thoughts in this man /heem/?

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who is a big fan of woodley here

>>76039707
I thought he won't lose to anybody after the war he's been through with Lawler in their second fight. But unfortunately he got bitch destroyed instead and run away to shittator to wrestlefuck cans.

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>>76039726

>>76039748
usada bless

>>76038190
he meant that he has a high attack level and they will have no hit points after he uses an attack

>>76038395

What the fuck is going on here? That nigger looked like he was seeing beyond the veil.

>>76038395
>>76038395
>land full force sucker punch completely flush
>doesn't even knock the other guy down

this guy doesn't deserve to be a corner

>>76040028
...man

>>76039792
>>76038408
>>76038395
here's the full thing

https://twitter.com/TheSportsJunky1/status/866096128097476608

shot after the bell wasn't even that late t.b.h., even on the slow mo

aldo on mendes was more egregious than that

>>76039171
Every women mma fighters ugly and dumb and every "fans-cuckolds" of wmma should punished for pervertism and masturbation

Which MMA figher could beat Shaq in a fight?

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Would you?

>>76040198

There's something irresistible about a woman who loves what she does and is very good at it.

>>76040198
I want to play with her belly button

>>76040198
>Fugly wimmins
>5 rounds picks in vaginas
>No KO
so EXCITING

>>76040198
tanned Florida JJ is nice
Pale polish goblin JJ not so nice
it's a yes from me dawg

>>76040161
>>76040268
Calm down

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>>76040208
agreed

Can someone make one of those "I have two personalities: The nicest guy you'll ever meet..." memes with Michael Bisping and Left Hook Larry?

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TRULY ONE OF US

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>>76040643
sounds pretty lame desu, try reddit

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What is the worst and best base for MMA?
I would say the worst is Judo taekwondo. The best is wrestling.

>>76040836
You do know that judo is just wrestling in a suit, ya?

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>>76040836
*ezequiel chokes you*

>>76040865
(You)

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>>76040836
Reminder that UFC 1 proved what's the best art for MMA.

>>76040888
I'll book a flight to Stockholm right now and come and hip throw you through a glass window

>>76038360
>le give up to a jab man

>>76040915
based

>>76040915
>The Gracie's create the UFC
>Hand pick the participants and make sure they're all strikers while your guy is the only grappler
>Dude GJJ is the best lmao (always Gracie Jiu-Jitsu - never Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu)
>Harold Howard reveals he's a ju-jitsu expert and a grappler also in his pre-fight interview
>Royce literally pulls out in fear of being exposed
>Wrestlers are finally able to take part in the UFC and dominate from then on

The Gracie's are pieces of shit desu. Especially when you add in all the sly shit they did before and after all this. Ultimate self promoters with no honour except to themselves.

>>76040980
https://youtu.be/X2q5RDZex3U?t=29s

>>76038190
he means he knew he couldnt anyone in the top 5 so he went to the B leagues to become a champion of the also rans

>>76041010
In an interview Dan Severn said that during his fight with Royce he looked at Helio Gracie and he raised the towel to throw it in but then he dropped it and Dan said he couldn't believe that he would let him kill Royce just to save face. It's terrible how they fed Royce to the wolves like that while they knew Rickson was the bigger and more competent fighter.

Helio is a super villain of martial arts.

>>76038179
I thought he was going to handcuff him at the end

>>76038360
lmao what a little bitch

>>76041064
>If Rickson is 500-0 then I'm 5000-0
Helio was based desu

>>76041064
>In an interview Dan Severn said that during his fight with Royce he looked at Helio Gracie and he raised the towel to throw it in but then he dropped it and Dan said he couldn't believe that he would let him kill Royce just to save face.
sounds like samurai mentality to me.

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After the Reebok deal expires, will UFC partner up will BIG BALLER BRAND?

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>>76041276
>Helio leaves no doubt about his position. "I consider that homosexuality is an aberration of nature."
>He provokes impetigo in proponents of political correctness. ...."A woman is only independent if she has a cowardly man".
>It is estimated that the enormous clan of Helio Gracie, the sole living patriarch of the family, today with 88 years old, reaches the mark of 150 people. "I don't know even half of them."
>"On one occasion I was convinced that a citizen was looking at me strangely at the ball. I approached him closely and asked if he was a fag. From that moment he looked at me as if he saw me for the first time and I perceived that he was a clown"
>"I can say that I've never had sex with a woman without the purpose of reproduction. I also taught that to my sons and various grand-sons. Never were fags When I was younger I could have had a big succession of women, I was considered a national celebrity, and all young girls were interested in me. I would give them a little kiss, a hug, go around with them but I wouldn't go too far. I always had will power.. When they wanted to get more heavy, I would quickly ask them if they wanted to have my children, because for me that was all I wanted were children. That stopped them right away [laughs]."
>"I have nothing but approval for sex and love between two people who want to do it.. But sex for the sake of sex is an unnecessary expenditure of energy. The worst things is to have sex without fulfilling nature's purpose. In other words, sex is the instrument of procreation. I had a sister who was a nun [Mary, 85 years old] who lived in the Congregation of Our Lady of Sion, in São Paulo. That infuriated me. I would have preferred that she had been a bum. To complete her mission on earth as a women. What does it serve to be a virgin? A women with breasts, ovaries, who was born normally, should have children. Not to do it goes against nature."
Beyond based.

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Haha I'm so heterosexual you guys

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>>76041064
the Gracies wanted their brand of martial arts to be the defacto standard around the world and were well aware of the price of failure. If one of their own must be sacrificed to ensure the family legacy, so be it

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>doesn't like homosexuality
>liked hugging and dominating sweaty men on the ground

really made me think

>>76041064
>>76041393
sounds like bullshit

why would helio consider throwing in the towel and raising it in dramatic fashion, only to change his mind? what is this, WWE?

>>76041430
>we are """destined""" to not use our brains and instead blindly follow our biological imperative like good little lemmings

woah super based bro

>>76041426
fuck off with this bullshit

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>>76041484

>>76041502
you sound like a small baller, i would have no problem heeming you

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>>76041463
I prefer standup

Now that all the hypes blown down

Ferguson beat Michael Johnson and was robbed

>>76038109
She's so hot and uglycute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nae3a0r1gXY
McGregor would've broken that machine

>>76041559
delete this

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PAGE 4!!!!

WTF LADS?

give mike perry a title shot WME
he's the next big thing. i know you're here researching so just do it!

>>76041839
who

>>76042312
ngannou steep pls

>Holly Homely just got her blue belt

Can she defend an RNC now?

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.

>>76042594
>>76042664
>>76042685
JUST

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Previous thread: >>76038109

News:

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>>76040915
>laughing Sakuraba

>>76042685
I can't believe somebody finds that attractive. I would yeah but she is uglier than my life.

>>76042799
She's cute

>>76042839
She's fat, her body has no curves typical for women and her face is not pretty at all.

>>76042902
Muslim

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>>76042902
>muh curves

>>76042902
Her face is cute

>>76042594
all the makeup and photoshop in the world can't help this 0 out of 10

>>76042902
>She's fat
She's really not

Women's MMA is fucking horrible

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>>76042902

>>76043209
Who the lady at the bottom left? Misha?

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>>76043209
Excellent post

>8 fights
>7 of them went to a decision (3 of which are split decisions)
>1 (one) finish on the whole card

the state of >WMMA

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>>76043331
I made a good decision not staying up late to watch invicta after all. That Meegan vs Twitter card was spicy tho

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>>76043331
>the one finish came from a power ranger in the 3rd round

>>76043366
joanna is so incredibly ugly

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the boxing "fights" ended with an arrest warrant being issued

i think ronda is pretty hot

but i find celeberity and well known women hot for the sake of it. something about imagining yourself fucking someone so powerful and being inherently dominant over them because you're a man and they're with you, anyone get what i mean?

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>>76043400
I respect your opinion and value you as a human being, I can see your point but I have to disagree

>>76043331
Even Akhmat chechen shit much better than this hype train wmma Invicta shit

>>76043467
world's ugliest horse
stay in your lane

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reminder

>>76043467
Is she back in your country yet? Tell her to stop stealing my spring water.

>>76043460
no all the professional photoshoppers and beauticians in the world can't help that man

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>pleb friends think Stipe would beat Ngannou
>tfw only one smart enough to realise Ngannou would beat Stipe

Who is your favorite female fighter?

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In case you missed the new heem king

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>>76044605
Rianna Bader

>>76044608
put a bullet through your temple

wussup boys i think i might larp around the field with the dogs and the baby and put some dark roast on

>>76040980
Gracies are a big family, they aren't all bad. There are some cool ones, too.

>>76044801

This isn't your blog.

>>76042799
She has nice hair and very pretty eyes, in her prime she was fit. I never thought she was super hot, but easy on the eyes.

>>76043201
It's the worst. It's a meme that is being forced on the rest of us by thirsty betas and waifu-fags.

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Hey guys ummm.... I hate to be the one to break the news.... But those women won't fuck you just because you pretend to enjoy watching them fight

>>76044893
oh sorry mom

lmao BTFO

>>76045310
delete this or turby is going to post 100+ times in a rage

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tfw you get a new GIRL
>trains with BIGG Aspen Ladd
>trained with TAM in the past
>undefeated
>ultimate qt
>bunda to match
>she's probably not making it to the UFC because the division is so competitive so she can stay your low key fitefu
>has almost identical sister for slut fantasies
>fun name to say

Pick your top 3 boys:

>DJ
>Khabib
>Rory

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>>76045882

>Khabib
>Cruz
>David Teymur

>>76045772
i followed aspenladd on twitter for a while thinking it was ben askren bcause i though ben askren's twitter handle was AskrenLadd

>>76045310
do you only like male fighters that you want to have sex with?

>>76045981
>Khabib
>Cruz
>David Teymur
3 fails

>>76043094
>Photoshop
Nuff said

>>76045882
I like fights not fighters

>>76043385
damn i never noticed those pokies under that power rangers suit

>>76045310
Be careful, you're going to trigger a bunch of nerds.

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.

As a man I am a fan of fights.

>>76046025
lmao

Me = red
You = blue

https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/866302204621225984/video/1

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>>76038109
Good OP, OP

post the best fanmade or official trailers for fights that never ended up happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU

>>76047385
wait that one actually happened. technically. still the idea stands

>>76045772

That webm cuts off way too early. Doesn't show the bunda.

>>76040071
>THAT'S ASSAULT YOU GAIS!

Christ, I hate him.

>>76041559
lol fuckin Herb terrified to get in there and stop the punches.

>>76040071

That was the second time that happened in the same fight, fuck that guy

what's worse boxing or women's mma?

>>76041045
He already beat the current UFC champ tho

>>76048610
and the #1 contender lol

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>>76043385
Power Rangers > Angry Dyke

>>76040071
every gdr shot on holm after the bell was worse than that. dirrell flopped like he did against abraham. he quit and got what is in my opinion a lucky dq win. his corner was screaming at him to stay down. he did put on a good show rolling around and wincing

>>76040028
>them arm punches

should neck himself

>>76040028
Punching power is genetic

>>76049067
no one hits harder than i do

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>>76049224

>>76048836
Lmao at her face at the end

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>>76049268
Both those guys are really committed to the act.

>>76048836
i know she won but those weigh in shenanigans were entirely lame and corny as hell. like all of her weigh ins

also looks like she smells like dr. bronners on a good day

If anyone is bored and looking for some /heems/, the Chechen presidents play ground MMA organization has an event atm
Acestream links here
livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/532685_grand_prix_wfca/

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=kBhJYrMXeVs

>>76049734
kek what the fuck is even going on

>>76049268
>audition line for the Rocky Horror Picture Show

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>>76049734

>>76049734
the ny badass seems like he'd be cool as fuck to hang out with until he gets roid range and smashes a mug on your head for breaking his balls too much

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>>76049734
the TV

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Brandon Moreno-Sergio Pettis to headline UFC Mexico City

>>76049734
your mother for giving you birth

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>>76050012

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>>76050012
who does heem have in that fight
i have moreno, better grappling and comparable striking

>>76050017
lmao fucking rekt

>>76049734
Fake as fuck

Al Iaquinta on MMA Hour tomorrow

who /#strongisland/ here?

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>>76050012
Monero is a much tougher fighter than Cejudo but my boy gets it done

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>>76045882
Anthony Pettis
Sergio Pettis
Ray Pettis

>>76050189
>Moreno is a much tougher fighter than Cejudo

LOL

>>76050183
Right here. He says he wants to fight Tony in July.

>>76050012
Makes sense to only have manlets fight for five rounds at elevation.

>>76050562
Sorry man but it's a fact, he knew Sergio was going to destroy him (29-28) (split decision) so he pulled out AGAIN

>>76038360
fucking quitter, pathetic

>ywn have a ufc man cave
https://youtu.be/P9LHqrrnRyE
https://youtu.be/wKmYAMdGlhQ

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Heem sure is dead today

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>>76038360
abhorrent quality

H-hey guys how are you doing?

>>76052088
How thicc is Dee these days? Does she weigh more than Conor?

>>76052088
how about i heem your shit?

>>76051439
i heemed everyone into the shadowrealm RIP in pieaces

reminder that bisping got in a title shot as a late replacement and knocked out luke rockhold in the first round to win the belt

>>76052287
then what? went on to duck entire division and Bogart the belt to himself

>>76052180
you sound like a twig I'd break your knee caps kid

>>76052287
nearly shed a tear when that happened desu, was the GOAT PPV top to bottom

>>76052287
Is this the anniversary of him jumping into replace Weidman? Kek I remember thinking Rockhold was going to go on an Anderson-esque run

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rory

>>76052344

We're two weeks shy of the 1 year anniversary. During that time he has defended the belt once, against a senior citizen ranked 14th in the division.

This only looks good in comparison with Conor, who, in slightly more than a month, will celebrate the two year anniversary of winning his first belt, during which time he has defended a belt on a total of zero (0) occasions.

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>>76040028
>with a ring on

https://youtu.be/8CSvbfLX0OY

TONY WOULD HAVE DESTROYED KHABIB

The instrumental is great, wish I knew what it was

>Saturday night
>I'll stay in to watch >wmma
Lol
People unironically did this

Just imagine

>>76050012
Good fight and a good choice of headliner. The UFC is making strides in keeping Flyweight interesting

>>76052859
Pretty disgraceful. Perhaps boxing is trying to outshine Conor's antics.

>>76038395
>>76040071
Somebody is going to bury this ape in the desert.

>>76052933

>going out on a Saturday night

Waste of time and money tbdesu

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>>76052891
Please...it's too soon....dont remind me

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>>76040071
Pretty sad to see fighters train for months then try to play the system for a dq. First wideman now this.

For me it's Christina Brocollini

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>>76040071
Reminds me of James "the hammer" Butler, threw a cheap shot after a fight. He was given a second chance and ended up murdering some cuck who was trying to take care of him, Kellerman, with a hammer then burning his house down.

>>76049067
>Punching power is genetic
So is intelligence.

Poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013130/

>>76053343
No it's not, you're clearly not very intelligent.

>>76053497
Muhammad pls.
https://pjmedia.com/blog/the-problem-of-inbreeding-in-islam/

>>76053497
IQ is largely a heritable trait. Deal with it brainlets.

>>76050012
Ah, no wonder diet pettis dropped out of this fight just to take a better fight later.

Just like how his brother dropped out of a fight with aldo and booked one with bendo a month later.

>>76053551
More muslims in America sugga tits
>>76053576
Largely, but not completely. Punching Power is completely. You'll never hit hard sorry bub

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https://youtu.be/_1tIRM160Tc
Is this gonna be Diego Sanchez soon?

>>76053595
Cejudo dropped out though

>>76053694
>tfw to smart too be unarmed
I can shoot hard.

>>76053845
>Don't call me Mayhem
>C'mon Mayhem why do you have to be like this

Ariel knew exactly what he was doing

You know what they call BJJ here in brazil?

>>76053962
lol just reminded me of a funny moment. Back when I was in college my buddy and I were watching a miguel torres wec fight in the common area and the campus security guard walked up to us and started watching. He then goes "mma huh? I'd just walk in there with my shotgun and BAM!"

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>>76053962
>tfw to smart too be unarmed

>>76052687

Conor recently took a pic with his baby and belts, and he had 4 belts because he refused to give back woodleys belt, which he borrowed for his post fight interview at 205. He was showing it off like he had earned it because his fans won't know the difference.

I can't wait for two years from now, when people talk about the GOATs and how many defenses they had, and for the new fans conor brought in to ask how many defenses conor made, assuming he made several, and instead learn how much of a sham his legacy is.

>>76054457

>he had 4 belts because he refused to give back woodleys belt, which he borrowed for his post fight interview at 205

What kind of fucking gypsy does this?

https://twitter.com/CatZingano/status/866380488860090368/video/1

B-be careful Sage

>>76054457
I saw that picture too and was wondering why he had 4 belts.

In essence he should only have 2.

>>76054457
>>76054609
those are probably just his cage warriors belts. one in FW one in LW just like UFC.

>>76054641
>4 UFC belts
>probabaly just his cage warrior belt
What?

>>76054710
oh i hadn't seen the actual picture and yeah there are 4 actual UFC belts there. guess conor is just a dirty irish gypsy fuck

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>mfw the wmma shitposter is worse than the schaub cuck

>>76050012

After the loss i expected Yair to headline that card

>>76054457
>Woodley donated his UFC 209 belt to a woman who had lost her daughter
>But he's the one that spergs hate on here.

>>76054803
CoralSpergs ban should be up within a week.

>>76054803

Apart from his unhealthy obsession with Schaub, Coral Springs isn't a bad guy overall. There are definitely way worse spergs in this general.

>>76054942

I actually don't hate Tyron that much even though I do shitpost about him. He's a far more respectable champion than Conor or Bisping. There are just WWs I'd much rather see with the belt.

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>>76052891
there's like 10 seconds of Tony actually grappling in that video
half of it is him dancing and the last ten seconds is closeups of his opponents with blood on their faces

terribad/10, try again

>>76055038

At least Woodley is making defenses, that's really all that matters. Matt serra is unironically more of a champ than conor for attempting a defense (a rematch against a dominant champ no less), even though he got his ass kicked

>>76054590
Why are women so gay?


Also the belts they use in the actual octagon are fake ain't they? So if Conor kept Tyrons it would've been a fake one

>>76055195

On reflection, if Woodley fans weren't such obnoxious race-baiting spergs in this general I probably wouldn't dislike him much at all.

>>76055066
If you claim to have a clue what you're talking about you shouldn't need me to provide evidence.

But watch how Tony got out of Josh's takedown, or his many sprawls and guard attacks through out his career. He would have killed Khabib and Khabib knew this

>>76054609
Conor can't simply eradicate his pikey genes , the guy can't help it, he has to steal one way or another. He even stole Aldo's belt lol. But you gotta admit, Tyron isn't more worthy for that belt either, well played by Conair.

>>76055209

What do you mean fake? They're all made of the same material

Im sure Woodley was given another one, but the point is conor is showing off a belt he didn't even win

>>76055038
Before he was in the ufc he actually approached me and we talked a bit. He's a really down to earth and nice guy.

>>76055425

>citing Spainsperg

Lad.

>>76055008
But everything has been better since he's been gone.

>>76055474

It really hasn't though, there's still been thread wars, spergs spamming scat and gay porn, autism outbreaks from all the other usual suspects, etc. There's even still been knockoff Schaubposting.

>>76054457
>title defenses matter

whatever you say jose cuckdo

pull out of another fight or sell 200k ppvs, your pick

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>>76055517
I also haven't been able to post butternut squash getting btfo as often

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Just heard from Brennan Ward's friend that he is a tweaker.

Like he used to do a bunch of meth

>>76055558
>the schaub shutdown

based

>>76055540

Don't you have a grandpa to chase, Conor?

>>76055344
I mean when they do the press conferences and stuff the fighters carry a belt around with them it's just a replica. The fighters keep the one made of real gold at home.

So when Tyron beat Robbie they gave him a replica belt in the octagon, a real gold one backstage which he keeps at home. At 205 win or lose his real gold belt was at home.

>>76055584
i tweak the color settings on my tv all day bro. i like my shit warm and toasty

>>76055852

>i like my shit warm and toasty

But do you eat it whole or in pieces?

http://piknu.com/m/1519836392925252455_8366517

Can we do something useful and work out whose is who

Obviously ones mike perry and one is diego sanchez wife who are the rest

>>76054609
He should have 3:

Interim belt after Mendes fight
FW belt after Aldo fight
LW belt after Alvarez fight

I think the 4th one is a fan made replica. His coach is supposed to mention a fan made belt given to Conor at some time and he was on about how it looked even better than the ones UFC handed out.

The other possibility would be it's Woodley's belt. But I cannot imagine how someone can do such a cuntlike shit such as that. But Conor seems like capable of pulling such a shit, so I don't know.

>>76055888

The other three are
>@maceyoso
>@classictara
>@batmanbambi
Along with the ones you already mentioned
>@blovesanchez
>#platinumprincess

Don't ask me who's who though.

>>76055823

They give you a real belt for every title fight you win, including defenses. Woodley was sitting cageside with the belt he was given for "retaining" his belt just one fight prior, and he gave that belt to Dana to give to conor.

>>76055888
The blonde down the bottom is the hottest.

>>76056080
>They give you a real belt for every title fight you win, including defenses
No they stopped that ages ago, it was a replica. It's like when Conor snatched Eddies belt, and Eddie got all mad and grabbed Conors belt it's a fix because both belts where given back straight after the press conference was over.

>>76056149

So you think they have a fake belt and real belt on hand for every title fight, and they only give the real belt if the challenger wins? That makes no sense m8

What does /heem/ stand for? I always see these threads but I have no idea if heem is a word or if it's an acronym.

>>76056205
mighty mouse said the ufc owed him 8 belts or something so i think he's right

>>76056245

>here
>everyone
>enjoys
>men

>>76056149
The replicas are for press conferences. The real ones are given out inside the cage.

>>76056149
also Conor's belt was at the press conference before he actually got there

>>76038109
I can't decide if this woman is cute or not.
It's really hard to tell.

>>76056299
thanks

>>76056399
your gay my nigga

>>76056245
homo
erectus
equilibrium
momentum

>>76056205
Yes, they have hundreds of replica belts which are used at fan meetings, press conferences, post fight interviews and in the ring.

They also have loads of real belts, which are given to fighters off screen, the fighters then take home and do wve the fuck they want with it, it will never leave their home and they'll never get another real one. I don't know why a fighter would give a shit about a belt like a wwe fan desu but wve.

Also if you want to hear something funny, Cody said he would give cancer kid the real belt and keep a fake one for himself. He gave Max the one used that night, which was made of fake gold and kept the real gold one for himself which he was given backstage

>>76056323
Yeah it's stupid, just 2 replica belts and we're meant to think the press conferences ain't fixed

Anyone else notice how excited brendan got at the idea of a 220lbs weight class on B^3 last week?

If UFC actually introduces it we may get to hear Bruce call out Brendan "BIG BROWWWWWWN" SCHAAAAAUUB a few more times.

Fun fact: GSP gave all of his real gold belts away to family and friends. He only cares about some homo little unicorn trinket.

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Cut this dork

>>76056554
For sure Brandon would be a top 5 light heavyweight my guy.

>>76056666
100% quads don't lie. Rogan ending the Big Brown Soimdown™ was practically criminal.

>>76056489

>Cody said he would give cancer kid the real belt and keep a fake one for himself. He gave Max the one used that night, which was made of fake gold and kept the real gold one for himself which he was given backstage

To be fair to Cody it's entirely possible he didn't know which one was real. The guy is dumber than a box of hammers.

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>>76056554
I for one welcome Brandon's return to the UFC with open arms

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>Miesha will never be your wife

>>76056945
BIG BROWN FLUSHDOWN

>>76057091
She really need to learn not to chop the to of her head while taking pics.

>>76056658
Legit /ourguy/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGcID0UDow

>>76056945
Like you welcome cheetohs to your mouth everyday?

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Took a loooong time but I did it

I think it's funny how Dustins gf is the cutest and least slutty

little men taking over