Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
Does Invicta not drug test their fighters? These bitches look like they're running some bodybuilder shit
Invicta FC 23 now
sheematoma
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
>>76033133
Oh right, thanks senpai
20-18 Rincon
She's got way better technical striking.
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/866085973498544128/video/1
/our girl/
What do you think Ricon is on for supplements?
>>76033213
>>76033243
bunch of beta orbiters
Has there ever been a full north south in men's MMA? Or is that exclusively a wmma position?
>>76033244
lots of peanutbutter
tits never win over ass. Brooksie never had a chance
Oh, no. Dave England. Hide your balls, ladies.
>>76033260
Ur dads a fan?
>>76033244
hard to say. women can actually run way, way harder shit than men because their biology tolerates the sides a lot better
>>76033291
>Dave England
Er, Mike England or something.
29-28 Rincon
>the breadbasket
another one for the collection
>>76033318
don’t you talk about my dad
>tfw no tiny overly muscular gf to console after emotional win
>>76033133
>It's like Sambo
Krav is not like Sambo, Sambo is a legit martial art and sport based on Judo and Eastern Euro folk wrestling. Krav is just a bunch of very basic self-defense techniques.
>>76033366
Should have gotten the bunda in the first round.
all these "women" look like they could easily handle Ronda
>>76033366
This fight had terrible striking throughout but they were 1-0 and a debut so it's hardly fair
>>76033200
Call it a hunch, but something tells me most of the chicks on this card have never had a dick in their lives.
A legite natty female fighter against a dude on testosterone.
gee, I wonder who wins.
>>76033443
More like 'has always had a dick.'
Damn Invicta's pre fight interviews need work
>You can't kill what isn't afraid to die
Ross Pearson had a sex change?
>>76033474
I was impressed she was able to maintain confident eye contact with the camera for ~3 seconds after that. I couldn't say something that cringy and look people in the face.
I'd be afraid to run into this bitch in a dark alley
>>76033443
the chick that has a kid has probably gotten dicked out quite a lot
HOL UP
You dorks are unironically watching wmma right now? I thought I was a meme but I see you losers making posts like you're actually watching it
Lmao right now
What is the woman announcer talking about? The Ostevich fight was nowhere near competitive.
>>76033410
have you looked at the OP?
>>76033526
>looking at the OP
Do I look like a faggot to you?
My bad though.
>you need several things as a champion. One is to be humble, the other is to have humility
>>76033510
Equal power.
>>76033510
Stop bullying us anon. Heem is a bully free zone
>>76033243
she's so freaking cute
>>76033472
Very Non-Feminine
>>76033559
Also you need to be able to beat up everyone else in your weight class
Grasso or Cyborg for the goof?
>>76033583
Photoshop some hair on hoodiechad and use that
Who /Famous/ here
Ferea is ruining my appetite mid-snack.
>>76033583
Grasso for sure
>>76033599
dont worry, herica "literal midget" tiburcio is coming up
>>76033574
>beat up
lmao
Is Hendo white?
wow, van soest is pretty springy
uglly chick might actually lose. i like this
>>76033200
W G A F
>W G A F
W G A F
>W G A F
W G A F
give her your power
>make mma uniform across the world
>different rules in different states
Close round. Might have been 10-9 Ferea though.
>>76033656
I want to see that dyke's head launched into the audience.
>>76033595
Aldos burgers are making him ripped af
*shoots on you*
*takes you down*
*passes your guard*
*gets full mount*
time to go bye bye, goof
*savagely rains down hammerfists on your face*
>>76033213
>>76033243
got a video of t-god going all Vegeta on that bitch?
>these fucking twitter posts
>>76033771
i've been tweeting non-stop trying to get one up there with heem in the tweet
>>76033477
and Bam Bam Bigelow head tattoos
>>76033510
>>76033510
Invicta used to be straight fiya. It's waning now, but still has potential
One more round like that and Tiff has it.
Keked hard at Ferea's fall.
this chick is throwing so much volume but none of it is doing any damage. she'd get utterly worked by joanna
*disappears out of the frame*
inb4 ground heem
>>76033860
so this... is the power.... of wmma...
whoa...
>Be a striker
>go for a takedown
>end up on your back
What did wMMA mean by this
>this grappling
>>76033928
Butch Dyke 2-1
Fightu posters BTFO
Ferea probably got it but she did jack shit with her control and apart from the last 5 seconds Tiffany was doing more damage to her from the bottom.
>>76033977
lets see what the decision says friendo
>watching this shit instead of preds/ducks
lmao fucking losers
>>76033855
>this is a professional figther
>>76034010
What kinda loser watches hockey in 2017?
>>76033977
Who's BTFO now faggot?
>>76033977
BTFO
>>76034009
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ask jeeves
yeesh
>featherweights
here we go lads. these lassies are juiced to the gills
FEATHERWEIGHTS next
ooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeee
>>76034035
>Tiffany won the decision, Christine won the fight
>>76034089
nah, my girl isnt fighting tonight. these are just blown up bantamweights
Time for the ugliest fight of the card.
>>76034119
>>76034119
this is unironically my favorite meme right now
I usually cheer for the more attractive fighter and I'm kinda stumped by this fight. I guess I'll cheer for the one that doesn't look like she was dragged out of some central/south American jungle.
>>76034217
thats gotta be a man, baby
>>76034197
>this is a woman who has a very solid, muscular frame
>>76034252
>she's perfectly sweet and wonderful woman if you get to know her
I'll take her word for it I guess.
>fought a man back in Brazil
Totally unsurprising.
>>76034236
Thats racis
For me it's Francis Ngannou
>>76034252
>>76034278
Even Mike England looked like he was staring as he walked into the ring.
im not even recording to make webms so good luck guys
>Ediane Gomes is not necessarily someone you want to have on top of you
You don't say.
>Featherweights are up on Invicta 23.....
>.....
Don't get too excited, Meegan.
who would have thought a man mauling a women would be so boring
Would you, /heem/?
>>76034409
>potentially two more rounds of this shit
Can the jungle tribesman just finish her already?
>>76034432
Compared to the "women" fighting right now she's a fucking 10.
>>76034432
would you?
>>76034432
Would I what loser?
>>76034480
Hold a girls hand in public.
>Chickfights rule tweet
>implying
>>76034432
>>76034507
Only if it's dark outside
>>76034432
>https://youtu.be/lgRWrnYSdbk
>>76034526
>>76034535
>>76034507
Been there done that laddy
One more round of this shit before we get back to fights I'm capable of giving a fuck about.
>>76034596
kgb soon
>>76034619
Literally the only thing keeping me from going to sleep in disgust.
>>76034637
it's not even 10 pm you goof
>>76034619
Also having watched the weigh-in KGB actually seems to have something vaguely resembling tits now.
>>76034668
I know. That's how bad this fight is.
>>76034672
its a trick. she has no tits still
29-28 for the Amazonian tribesman
>>76034672
She still looks like some scientist cobbled together a body from different people.
>>76034619
Is that a C-section scar?
Alfred Molina won I think
>>76034742
yes, she has a daughter
>>76034752
What a slut.
CUTENESS DIES TONIGHT
The old man won.
>one judge gave Sorenson two rounds
Don't possibly see how.
WE ARE LIVE
I dont get why her nickname is KGB, are her parents Russian?
>>76034877
With a name like Lee I doubt it. How a nice girl born in Texas and living in Louisiana gets into commie shit is beyond me. I still like her though.
>>76034877
its just kinda cool
>>76034877
It's a meme you dip
>>76034877
It stands for Known Gelatinous Behind
Liz Tracy has a reptilian emptiness in her eyes
pls save this card KGB
>KGB Lee is -1050
Is this free money?
Spicy FSB
This is already spicy af.
>Andrew Lamb
What a beta.
KGB is so much bigger than all the other flyweights
>>76035082
Late stoppage
>this first rounda is better than the entire card so far
10-9 tracy
KGB did good but not enough
They are really missing a huge audience not making these girls fight in sexy underwear
>>76035115
I had it for KGB.
>>76035134
>he wants to see that last manly chick in a bikini
Well, now we know KGB swallows
Will Bisping recover from his knee injury in time to fight Romero before GSP?
>wife wakes up from nap
>starts to feed the baby
>asks if she can watch Rory's fight from last night
>"I'll take your health"
>wife: wow that's cold
>wife: wanna watch Lord of the Rings?
WHAT BITCH
KGB has this chick S C A R E D
>>76035173
Yoel is having an interim fight, with "interim fight" Bisping has to fight the winner. GSP fight is long gone for mike
Is somebody slamming a drawer full of manila folders right behind the announcers or something? What the fuck?
>>76035134
It's not porn Joao
>>76035215
board is loose under the matt
>>76035173
Bisbing has a knee injury now? Lel
I guess its just a coincidence that this happens immediately after Dana tells him that he will have to fight Romero
>>76035173
He had Callum ram his knee with a sledge-hammer when he heard the news.
>>76035215
I was beginning to wonder if i was the only one hearing that
20-18 Lee in my books, but both rounds have been fairly close.
10-8 round for tracy
20-17 now
KGB needs a finish!
>>76035198
>this native Canadian gibberish
>>76035286
>le post the opposite of the truth score man
>>76035295
*pulls wet scrotum out of your mouth with a disgusting plop*
what was that?
>>76035198
you are one autistic moron
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANDREA PLS
Why the fuck does Lee keep going for takedowns when she's boxing her up the whole fight?
>-1050 favorite
>Have a close fight
30-24 Tracy
Damn, the KGB hype is over. Nights over lads
29-28 Lee.
>ANOTHER decision
g-d dammit I want some SHEEMS!!! what are you taking all those androgens for
KGB won the decision, Tracy won the fight
Niedzwiedz is my girl.
If you're 24 and you get choked unconscious by a 12 year old is it time to retire?
>>76035463
Fat lard Phillips will get sheemed
>>76035477
Where can I watch this fight?
>le give it to crowd favorite judging
>-1050 favorite
>split decision
Wewy
>>76035503
She clearly won the first two rounds.
LMAO one of the judges actually gave it to tracy. I was just shitposting
>>76035529
One of the judges is retarded. He gave the last fight to Sorenson.
>>76035525
reminder that dustin is fighting tonight
only 2 goofs down
>>76035558
Any night where I'm not goofed by the first fight is a good night.
>>76035500
Dunno mate, it was at Deep Jewels 16 last night. They might put it up on their website but you'd have to pay a few bucks.
MY GIRL COMING FOR THAT BELT UP NEXT
>>76035552
Pea Head?
the lighting for the interviews is not flattering for anyone
>Phillips
She got head kick SHEEM'd last time I saw her.
>>76035659
Indeed not. They look better in the cage.
dam weidman up and went to invicta
tough run
>>76035558
It was a split decision
>i just want to show that i belong in the cage
she has what it takes to make it back to the UFC. I can feel it
3-2 vs 6-5
>5 pounds overweight
wtf
3-2
6-5
lmao
>>76033213
>>76035760
>>76035768
At least Fasholz could turn it around, Phillips ought to be entirely JUST-ed by this point.
could either of these girls beat up cm punk?
>>76035326
I said "where'd you find a scrotum? you're canadian."
>>76035806
it'd would be competitive probably
>>76035477
wonder how much they paid her to throw that fight?
>>76035707
She has blacksplosion
I miss Miriam Nakamoto
>>76035830
yeah he would have a big size advantage but they would unironically have better technique
this fight is weak shit so far
>>76035853
Put him up that Brazilian Indian. She already fought one man, and he was probably way more skilled than Phil.
>>76035874
Phillips is trash but she has a name so they have to give her a platform. this should have been with the prelims
does this chick's shirt say MAGA
>swinging at air
>>76035897
No it says HAGA. Also Phillips' striking makes Andrade look like Joanna.
>>76035878
The guy she fought was pretty reluctant to fight back, which led to her kicking his ass.
another one
When did Elliot Hulse become an MMA fighter?
CM Punk vs Cyborg would probably do incredible numbers
all the WWE people would be so invested in it
>composed in those striking exchanges
What is this moron talking about? She's full on panic swinging at air.
what do you call that technique where you bow forward and start throwing haymakers blindly?
Phillips is permashook.
>>76035939
CM Punk is ducking Artem
>>76035981
once you get foot slap KO'd, there is never any coming back
>>76035947
the ronda rousey
>>76035947
Its called the inverted gadoosh
>>76035947
>haymakers
There just flailing their arms hoping the other runs into it. Its the bethe correria school of striking
>invicta was a mistake
You now remember that all the recent Invicta call-ups have failed.
>>76035477
Was it fixed?
Phillips took the thiccpill
>>76036005
>rhonda
>>76036030
>occurred in Japan
Of course it was.
>>76036005
the real joke is she made 10x what he'll ever make
>>76036026
>Aspen "BIGG Girl" Ladd
you'll regret this post friendo
>>76035477
nice tittes
>>76036049
>MVP
>making mid 7-figures in his career
I like your optimism.
kek at how quiet this arena is
>>76036057
She'll unironically lose to Jessica Eye.
I used to think all the invicta grills were talented but man....after what I saw from Dandois and Grasso I have second thoughts about it.
>>76036080
You could probably walk in for free if you promised to cheer.
>>76036049
What's even funnier is that Edmund took a percentage of that money
>>76036089
Half the women roster came from Invicta.
At this point UFC has just poached most of the good ones.
>>76036089
>grasso
nigga are you retarded? what has grasso done to indicate that she can't compete at a top tier UFC level. yes she loss to felice but she took no damage in that fight. she lost because she didnt let her hands go. she thought she was doing more than she was. her fight iq is still low because she only 22. she still has all the tools to be a top strawweight
>>76036122
And now they're going to scoop the top Flyweights via TUF.
30-27 Faszholz. Not even close.
>>76036113
>>76036113
ive listened to his bankruptcy hearing tapes, pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WeNvK4ma9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WeNvK4ma9I
skip to the 16:00 mark for ultimate keks, it's the second part of the hearing where the auditor just continually calls him out
>>76036005
MVP's dad is a paedo nonce
>>76036113
No, Edmond was working for free. Just ask the IRS, they'll tell you.
>>76036136
>She lost the decision but won the fight
My sides
>>76036172
>she lost the decision
>she lost the fight
however she didnt lose because she couldnt win. she needed a better game plan. Ronda could never in a million years beat Cyborg. Grasso could beat Felice tomorrow
Phillips was putting her head down and closing her eyes while she threw punches. She's too scared to fight anymore.
>>76035939
This is true except WWE people would be secretly terrified they were going to get humiliated.
>>76036204
still did more than wonderboy
a few more goofs
Herica about to get GADOOSH'd lads
>When a Brazilian speaks
>>76036233
i think youre gonna be surprised
>i never made any money
>i just want to coach
>i sold the gym at a loss
>to a corporation
>technically it was my wife who bought it
>i dont know why you're mad i left that out
Is this the worse Invicta card ever, what went wrong?
>>76036200
Grasso is overrated and lost to a girl who lost to Paige Van Zant. She's Alex Chambers-tier 2bh.
>>76036224
first time I dont care about being goofed
>>76036312
People started hyping Invicta up too much saying it was so great
Once you start hyping something up it goes to shit. No longer can it be that surprise sleeper comfy card because people now have hightened expectations
>>76036312
For sure it's way less spicy than the last couple, but there's been a couple of spicy fights and I'm sure the rest of these won't be too bad.
>>76036268
who are you quoting?
Ebullient
Does this faggot not read books?
Herica is a huezilian?
DROPPED
>People think this is better than Glory
lol
>it's a perfectly cromulent word.
>>76036312
small promotion fight cards get better as they go. early fights are basically amateurs
>>76036381
more for me
>>76036113
what's even more funny is travis "CTE" browne is going to spend it all before she's 40
>>76036408
yuck she's got hobbit feet. d r o p p e d
YOEL V WHITTAKER
MOUSASI V ROCKHOLD
who wins and how?
give her your power
>>76036341
It's still comfy, this is just one of their worst cards to date.
>>76036443
Did you get that silly butterfly guard lift?
10-9 Simpson
>>76036493
why does everything have to be hyperbole?
>>76036482
Yoel by heem, Moose by decision with a lot of jabs and low kicks
>>76036482
Sounds like a grand prix a middle weight grand prix
wish Pride was still around and actually did one night tournies
i have a bad feeling about this going to decision
>>76036482
Whittaker by TKO, Rockhold by sub.
>>76036482
Yoel with a Cuban missile
Mousasi outjabs Rockhold and wins via UD
>>76036165
>the gym isn't doing well
>it's hard making a living from 10% of fighter's pay
>trains highest paid fighter in MMA
>>76036354
sorry meant to reference >>76036165
Not gonna lie, Herica has a nice bunda. I would let her 30-27 me if you know what i mean
>>76036482
Yoel would be dumb to fight Whittaker for no belt.
>>76036564
Mousasi would get subbed
>>76036613
its pretty square but i like it
19-19. I don't think Simpson did quite enough to get that round back.
>>76036657
herica's output is just way too low. im getting scared
>>76036635
Mousasi was subbed twice in his career, pretty sure Rockhold wouldnt sub him.
2-0 Tiburcio, both rounds very close
>>76036689
Pretty sure Rockhold would take him down then sub him with ease.
has there ever been a KO in wmma?
>>76036742
You cant get Mousasi down
can you name every UFC fighter in this photo?
>>76036760
probably at least ten or so headkick ones
that's really the only way they can finish someone clean
>>76036760
There have been plenty
29-28 Tiburcio I think.
RIP my picks.
>>76036760
Since when is Brasil such a casual?
>>76036775
Weidman got him down several times.
>>76036742
Jacare only got Moose Sauce down with a quick guillotine.
Feel like Luke will try to stand and get jabbed up.
>>76036789
I picked Tiburcio but it's pretty close. Could go either way.
>>76036779
who
who
who
damian maia creeping in the background
who
werdum
a nog (lil?)
who
gastelum
who
jacapoo
ellenturder
>le split decision midget
>>76036807
>State of 205ers
No wonder this general is so awful
>>76036795
>>76036788
es joke my friends
/HERICA/ BTFO THESE FUCK NIGGAS
>>76036779
Ellenburger looks like he's twice the size of Gastelum. I realize he's closer to the camera but still.
>>76036840
If Roxy wins, everyone but one is goofed.
>>76036855
i had to question is that was actually kelvin cuz he looks so tiny
>>76036840
>>76036862
2 actually.
>>76036821
m8 your country blows no one cares
>>76036779
no go away
>>76036891
winner gets 10 (you)s
D'aelio gonna rekt Roxie. She's way too butch and way too pissed about the power ranger thing.
roxanna has been a joke pretty much her whole career right?
>>76036945
>>76036950
ye, but she embraces the meme'dom
THE MUNSTER
kek, did she get stuck under the ad banner?
>>76036482
Whittaker and Moose
TKO and Split decision
>>76036950
she curb stomped Tara Larosa after everyone kinda gave up on her. not much improvement after that. she's a weeabo, what do you expect?
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>76036956
>disappointed papa
KO incoming
HAHAHAHA how is this butch dyke monster's brother a numale cuck. Did she steal all of mom's testosterone?
oh hey the weeaboo I'm pretending I wouldn't fuck landed a shot
>>76036803
Luke is a grappler
dont even know what happened
>>76037034
>Did she steal all of mom's testosterone
um ... that's not how it works
>>76037034
Is this English?
uh oh. the lesbo might get memed.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>roxanne has been knocked out that way before
>not once but twice
kek what a fucking accolade to have
>>76037052
you can fuck her if you want, but roxie won't arch her back for no white boi
MEME POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jon Jones-esque in her armbar defense Joe
Roxanne looking for her 3rd slam KO loss
10-9 Memegirl
>>76037057
Yeah but he hasn't used his grappling much in his recent fights unless his opponents were already rocked.
roxanne is such a fucking meme but she can take a hit a guess
not so good eating slams though
>>76037095
>>76036779
Goddamn, I didn't think Kelvin was such a fuckin manlet
i-is this fight spicy???
fucking spicy memes
>>76036779
Jacagod broke his arm or what?
>>76037154
he had a pec tear
>state of Invicta FC 23'ers
Roxanne's jiu jitsu is fucking legit. these transitions are crazy
>>76037103
He uses his grappling a lot he's a big counter grappler/defensive grappler that exploits his opponent's first move and then chain grapples weird defensive scrambles.
I think there has been like 2 instances where he exploits a rocked opponent/strikes to start his chains. But a lot of times his grappling timing/feeling is on point to take control of a scramble
>>76037170
how didnt she finish the locked in one?
>>76037165
Women are so bad at maintaining a dominant ground position.
It's probably because their opponents are so supple and soft, and warm.
>>76037175
>>76037186
the manly chick doesnt give a fuck about her arm
20-18 for the memes.
Roxanne going HAM on this dyke
>>76037195
>head and arm throws you
>>76037175
>>76037203
was that a 10-8?
>>76037103
Luke is a yuge MW, and honestly Weidman was threatening Mousasi with a lot of submissions, Rockhold is much better than Weidman on the ground.
>>76037235
Under the new rules, probably. But Missouri still hasn't switched over.
>Never forget your roots from your first day in class
This hole.
what were the odds for this shit?
roxanne actually making this chick respect her power on the feet, which is fucking nuts
Memes is piecing this chick the fuck up
>knocking the shit out of her
>go for a takedown instead of going for the finish
>>76035989
is honestly watch that
>was that very smart?
No. No, it wasn't. That woman is a fucking retard.
>>76037227
she looks like a monchichi. or an olsen twin when they were infants.
smart move by roxy, just dominate this chick on the ground instead of risking a counter punch
this commentary dumb af
>>76037256
>>76037250
Roxanne +145
D'alelio -185
RIP my picks
finished by a fucking power ranger
holy fuck that blood
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>76037267
She was nearly out on her feet m8. Still, she finished it beautifully anyways.
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>>76037281
yeah but the only way roxy loses is catching a strike, why even take the risk of getting manhoef'd
>>76037250
-180/+145. Roxanne the underdog.
Christ, D'Alelio is completely shot
>she revealed her true power level
>>76037263
Turns out it as a pretty great decision
Roxy just murdered this woman, holy fuck.
Submission(verbal)
This is just terrible.
>>76037239
Weidman is really weird in terms of MMA grappling he's a high pedigree wrestler and has the takedowns of one, but on the ground he's sort of schizophrenic, he's mobile and hip high like a submission grappler but he doesn't hunt for subs, he prefers ground and pound, but because he is so floaty he loses his position or gets counter more easily, leading him into some shit positions that are very counterable, Serra and Longa need to drill it into him that he has to pick one or the other and quit the weird half measures if he wants to tighten up his holes
that shit reminded me of james thompson for aleks emelianenko
meathead gets cucked
Low key girl 2bh
holy shit that was quite the performance from Roxanne.. congrats to her
unironically gained a lot more respect for roxy
just looking at roxy's tapology page. she also tko'd vanessa porto who is fighting in the main event. the fuck is happening?
>>76037308
Yeah I saw that when he fought Rockhold. You could tell he's very uncomfortable doing jiu jitsu and even when he gets his takedowns he's always trying to rush through positions instead of taking his time, that's why he tires himself out so easily.
Roxanne just heem'd /heem/
did roxy just save this card?
>Holm vs. Correia
The mandrama owners aren't ready to give up on Holly by giving her this gimme gimmick fight
>>76037363
There will be only one winner.
>>76037363
I knew I shouldn't have picked Phillips
Agnieszka Niedzwledz's name sounds like the lodge spirits in Twin Peaks when they would speak backwards
>>76037367
KGB and Roxy desu Herica didnt deliver but it was a good fight
Worst hue accent yet.
all the polish fighters are QTs except for ghoul joanna
My fightfu fighting next. If she wins, I won't even care that Roxy ruined my picks.
>>76037203
>>76037175
That you Judo Coach? Nobody else has as descriptive filenames as you.
I'll webm stuff for you if you want.
>>76037331
Same here.
>>76037363
NEEDWEED COMING FOR THEM PICKS
>>76037393
The Tiffany-Ferea fight was also good.
>>76037386
who will it be? young dana or smoking pepe?
julie kedzie is such a shit commentator
both of them are really
Inception Walk out
the only poland vs hue chick where you prefer the hue
>inb4 thiccenzie
Porto will win
>#1 vs. #34
>>76037424
yeah its pretty bad. idk why they dont get better commentators. I guess its a pretty hard job to fill
>>76037424
She's actually moderately less shitty than whoever the guy is.
>>76037431
what
>>76037424
Agree but her ass looks good in jeans.
>>76037439
Welcome to the mandrama era where rankings don't matter.
>>76037454
lmao
>>76037402
thanks man i might ask for a request in a bit
>>76037446
tj desantis. he's the head podcast guy at sherdog. he's a professional communicator and sucks at every aspect of it. the new owners of sherdog fired the iconic jeff sherwood and greg savage, but kept this pustulating wretch.
I dont even know who i want to win. i just want a heem to end the knight
>>76037521
Wait, I thought Sherwood was Sherdog. How did he get in a position where he could be fired?
10-9 Agnieszka
poland is going to lose
>>76037576
bought out by another company. i think it's crave. i feel like paul heyman was involved in the company for some reason. no bamboozle.
>>76033144
test
19-19
>that wasnt a stalemate
this ref sucks
>>76037639
Same. Porto needs to go back to those leg kicks
this might be the most wmma position ever
>wmma
*yawn*, this is terrible.
>>76037641
it makes me very happpy that Miesha got to have the belt before she retired
>>76037657
>coming off a spicy meme filled fight 10 minutes ago
>back to >wmma postinig
you are not welcome here
how much gas is this gorilla on?
Double u emmmm emmmm ayyyyy
single mother whore btfo
29-28 Porto.
I will LITERALLY, quite literally, sandblast the mum of EVERY here.
Why do women take pics like this?
Invicta did not deliver tonight.
>main event isnt 5 rounds
wtf are they doing. did they forget?
ROBBED
LMAO what?
HAHAHHAHA POLAND WINS AGAIN
Oh my God I tuned out after 29-28 because I figured Porto had it
Wew lad, I'm happy but confused at the same time.
lmao what the hell
roider got robbed hard
>>76037716
>did they forget?
This is a strong probability.
*file cabinet crashing intensifies*
>>76037735
I will never in my life feel bad about a roidmonkey getting robbed.
MY GIRL
>>76037713
for our benefit
>>76037716
>>76037745
I think Invicta only does 5 rounds for title fights.
>>76037404
APOLOGISE
>>76037751
can I get a quick rundown?
>>76037710
i'd like to see you try Daniel, what kinda brain surgery you want?
>>76037713
self-objectification
Goddamn it, if I'd have picked Herica I would have won.
Always bet on the meme.
lads, how long until rory comes back to ufc?
who actually won that main event
i tuned out to jerk off
>>76037765
>what kinda brain surgery you want?
Fuck me, that's a good one liner. Straight out of an 80s tough guy flick.
>Let's try that, Jon. Let's try that.
Tonight we have crowned a new HEEM King. Congrats to HandsomeYoungDana.jpg
>>76037782
Let him murder Lima first.
>>76037758
Good job lad.
Roxy the memer ruined my picks. I had all the other ones down.
>>76037763
Polish qt with good takedowns and ground game. Could use better striking but is someone to watch for.
>>76037782
He'll probably win the belt, defend once or twice, and then get back in.
>>76037786
My fightfu.
>>76037802
Is this live??
>rory taking two years off to be pampered by lellator while fighting bums
not a bad way to rest up before coming back to take the WW crown
>>76037802
>no ads on his shorts
what did he mean by this?
Nice robbery.
>>76037771
>he doubted Herica
i been giving heads up all week man
>they have to look in other promotions for the next bandwagon
>>76037824
I picked based on the cuter fighter. Herica's nose was too big. I'm surprised it worked 4 out of 5 times tbqh.
they need to fix the gap between MW, and LHW.
it's ludricruous Jackie and Gastelum are in the
same div.
once fatso Cormier has retired they need to bridge the gap between MW and LHW.
LHW should be for Jacare, Weidman, Rockhold etc. While MW should be more Whittaker, Gastelum, Hendricks, GSP etc.
>>76037818
Everlast shorts + Monster log.
>>76037814
You're not watching it right now?
>My mere presence triggered the sperg
Lol. To quote that Auntie lady, "hent free" indeed.
>>76037844
Pathetic huh?
>>76037845
>herica isn't cute
you goofed man. i goofed too. Roxanne got me with the memes. I never saw it coming
>>76037877
she has shit feet
>>76037877
No for sure she's cute, I just personally find Simpson a bit cuter.
It was definitely the hardest pick.
>>76037877
It's just as well I got goofed on the power ranger, I woulda been pissed about losing the picks on a robbery at the end
>>76037879
>Footfag
>>>/tv/
>Monster energy drink shorts
LMAO you just can't make this up. #1 drink for the certified beta!
oh yeah, i couldnt find all of the media day pics yet but if the guy that wanted me to make one of these for needweed is still here, i'll do it tomorrow when i find the media day shoot pics
>>76037931
they were the only one there for me at rock bottom
>>76037870
imagine, just imagine letting wonderboy jab at you like a bitch for 25 minutes.
YIKES!
>>76037969
better then that dog Holmes
NEW
>>76037997
>>76037997
>>76037997
>>76038002
>7 posts early
no thanks
>Triggered
For real tho, why are you so upset, lad? You act like I fucked your crush or something. Get help. It's not healthy to be obsessed with someone online like this.
I love you. I love you like my bitch.
>>76037991
Was dating a girl once when I started Uni. We were walking together and I noticed this chick with this tremendous pair of tits, I couldn't control myself and ogled. My ex goes:
>You guys really are dumb when it comes to tits.
>Why?
>Look at her face now.
And what do you know, her face was fucking awful.
This has to do with Mackenzie Dern and her physical attributes.
>>76038027
Stop larping as MMA fighters and get your own personality you friend simulating loser.
>>76037991
any chance you've seen her bunda?
>>76038037
>Literally seething
Stop crying, friendo. You'll never get laid if you walk through life being this salty.
>>76038002
dude, you should seek help
>/heem/: pretending to be different people edition
Coming from the guy constantly LARPing as lmaobud
Really makes one ponder
Get laid, loser.
>>76038094
>file name
you fucking goof. i'll rek you m8
>>76038068
No one here is your friend
>>76038114
>>76038094
>>76038080
>>76038019
have fun being mad lmao
>>76038186
What did I just tell you? I just told you to stop crying. Why are you still crying?
>>76038094
>LARPing as lmaobud
boys what did he mean by thsi
>>76038212
This isn't your friend simulator you loser, get some actual people to talk to in real life.
>>76038245
>Got him in tears already, he'll be crying all night
Lol.
Mike Perry for the WW title when?
If USADA were around in the 90s would there be a UFC today?