/mlb/ general - >Tanaka Edition

Fuck Tanaka

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windians

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WE ROBERT NOW

Los Sox Blancos de Havana

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>>76030406
Not so fast

I will take Tanaka of your hands, Yankees, but you have to grease my palms if you know what I mean.

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>nolan possibly injured

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Royleleks

>Masahiro Tanaka has given up 10 HR and 22 runs in his last 14 IP.

>>76030485
I think he's just in a slump. He needs some help. I think a stint in the minors will clear his head and then he'll be right as rain afterwards.

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The hero we both need and deserve

>>76030462
Why did someone take a pic of Kenny fucking up eggs?

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>new york refs fucking us again when he was clearly safe at 3rd

The monotonous voices that occupied his day swirled in his head. It was 3am and his stirring under the covers was an attempt to fight off the demons.

"QUINTANA IS A 3RD AT BEST, HE WONT CUT IT FOR A PLAYOFF RUN"

Another voice came into his left ear.

"BUT MCHUGH IS JUST AS VALUABLE AS QUINTANA.. DIDNT YOU READ DAVE CAMERONS ARTICLE? OUR FINAL OFFER IS AN UNDERCOOKED HAWAIIAN PIZZA AND A PTBNL. YOUR MOVE MR. HAHN."

CLICK

The click reasonated in his mind and gently faded to the rythm of his bedroom clock.

"tick tock tick tock TICK TOCK"

It was a 2005 world champion themed White Sox clock gifted, as a stark warning, by Kenny Williams. Above it was a portrait of Kenny himself. His face covered the whole canvas and Hahn always had the impression Kenny was keeping his watchful eye on the recently independent GM. A large caption read underneath:

I ALWAYS GET MY MAN

Hahn sat up straight, the demons seemed to vanish from his mind. This has been a nightly occurance for over a week now. He sat up and stumbled over to his phone. His heavy eyes squinted at the bright screen.

5 new messages, all from the man himself.

Hahn sighed.

"5 tool center fielder" "The potential.." "Superstar status" "Retooling for a 2017 run" "One for one swap"

He threw his phone out into the hallway. Suddenly a bright flash engulfed the room. Hahn ran over to the window in time to see a large figure of a man stumble and trip over himself as he tried to escape his lawn. The large flames spelled something in the grass..

ANDREW MCUTCHEN

>>76030485
I remember when yankee fags were saying he was going to be better than darvish in every way imaginable

lol

>>76030377
No longer a no hitter

>>76030572
He IS better because he plays for the Yankees.

>>76030560
Art/10

Ryan Howard when?

Expect rain delay soon at braves/nats

Twins need a dome. they've played like 5 less games than the Indians

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MARINERS!

They really gotta change the replay rules on these tag at the bag plays. Arenado just got called out sliding into 3rd because Suarez stepped on his hand while it was on the bag and he instinctively pulled it off. A couple weeks ago, Utley literally pushed Desmond off of first base and got the out call after replay review. What a bunch of bologna.

>>76030637
Fuck you and fuck the Mariners. Get relocated to SLC.

>>76030647
Holy shit that sounds dirty as hell.

Almost as dirty as intentionally sliding into someone's shins with your cleats

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>methinals

>>76030647
>Ironically he mentions Chase "ugly" Utley being the dirty player he naturally is

Kek

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>>76030653
rude desu

>>76030647
>Utley literally pushed Desmond off of first base and got the out call after replay review
He got called out because the dumbass put his feet off the base

Watch the replay and tell me utley of all people pushed desmond who didn't even fight back

>>76030647
its just the New York refs being buttmad about a non-coastal non-texas team winning

>>76030647
Cry some more, bitch nigga.

>>76030666
It was accidental. He didn't mean to step on Nolan's hand, but still. These reviews where the guy clearly beats the throw and then gets called out because he comes off the bag for a micro-second is BS.

>>76030729
Agree 100

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ROCKIES

Id legitimately have felt bad for the reds if Nolan had scored more there

>#STLCards Matt Adams traded to #Braves

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What did the Red Sox ace mean by this?

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>>76030653
There's no need to be upset

Redpill me on Robert

I have been in stasis for 5 years and havent paid attention to the sox since 2012

>>76030861
Embarrassing. Like wearing ass-less chaps and nothing underneath to church.

>>76030879
Lifelong Cubs fans, everyone

>>76030879
Great bandwagon meme, anon.

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>>76030861

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>>76030879
Kill yourself

>>76030685
>>76030704

Anon's right. This should not be an out. Dumb rule.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1388037483/ladcol-grandal-throws-out-desmond-after-review/?game_pk=490660

>>76030958
Who is this simp?

>>76030560
nice

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>>76030971
>>76030879

If there's anything I hate worse than a bandwagon cubs fan. It's a bandwagon sox fan.

If you weren't around for all the suffering you can kindly get the fuck out.

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>>76030971
Tyler Saladino

>>76031018
>tfw the player who made that post is no longer with us

;_;

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Rags

>>76031029
That player is Saladino

>>76031046
That player is Sale

>>76031008
>there are white sox """fans""" out there who havent experienced watching the worst fucking closer blow game after game for us

I cant fucking wait to fleece the nast for Robertshit

>>76031072
Nope, it was Saladino.

Kek girardi brushing dirt on the player after getting ejected

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>>76030966
>hurr he pushed him
Desmond lifted his own leg right here

Utley signaled to the dugout right after the first base umpire called safe by lifting desmond's leg and saying something

There was nothing dirty about that and I'm not even a dodger fag

>>76030560
Amazing

Ok what the fuck, why have 2 games been postponed today and a 3rd game that has been delayed?

Is there some massive fucking hurricane that I haven't heard about?

>>76031176
It's just really rainy everywhere.

>>76031079
>there will be sox fans in 2018 that never experienced latoddunn frazrochdam

>>76031127
>There was nothing dirty about that

I'm not saying it was dirty, that's not the issue here. I don't know where you're getting that from. The problem is how the replay rule is being applied. Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb.

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>>76031072
>>76031046
>>76031029
Where's the proof for either case?

windians ;-;

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windians!

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>>76031239
Fucking dork got a jap dragon tatoo on his back and is growing a fu manchu stache

>>76031260
WHOOPIE!

Does this mark the beginning of the Astros fall and Rangers rise to win the AL West like so many years before?

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Further reports indicating Robert deal is at least around 40 million dollars.

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kill me

>>76031282
Astros weren't going to keep up a .700 pace and the Rangers are playing above their level

>>76031284
What's the opposite of jewsdorf?

You hear that? It's the sound of Lastros fans nervously shaking.

>>76031315
charityelf

>>76031218
>Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb.
That is what replay is for
He was out before the safe call

If that play stood who knows what the outcome could be and it should be left to that

Unless you are some diehard retard fan you shouldn't have a single problem with replay being right in this case it was

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>>76031282

Your daily reminder that Dave Dombrowski traded Eugenio Suarez for Alfredo Simon

>>76031282
>>76031321
Real talk why are the rangers so obsessed with the Astros

>>76031260
:)

>>76031310
Rangers were playing below their level though. This winstreak is them progressing to their normal selves

>>76030647
You're mad as shit. Get over it pussy.

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>>76031218
>Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb.

>my mind when two smart to use replay corrktly

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Fuck it feels like old times right now.

JUST

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>tfw first bullpen implosion of the season

>>76031443
your team has just been playing way way way above their level rockies will be playing sub .500 ball rest of the season

>>76031464
Eh, even with natural regression they're still in a division with 4 garbage teams

>>76031464
Wrong.
At worst they will play .500 the rest of the way

>>76031353
>Why does team A which wants to win their division care about team B which is currently leading that division

Well gee you know what friend, I don't just know. Must just be some irrational unexplainable obsession.

Brewers - Marlins wild card game gonna be lit

SF Giants vs STL Cardinals #2

7:15 PM ET | 4:15 PM PT

>>76031363
>>76031363
>>76031363

>>76031483
>marlins

stupid monkey......

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Wtf I love Girardi now

>>76031479
Wrong
At best they will play .500 the rest of the way

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>rockies will probably manage to lose this
>marlins will let the dodgers sweep them without even 1 close game

>one bad outing by the bullpen
>IT'S OVER, THE ROX ARE FINISHED
Stop being so dramatic you faggots

>>76031464
>your team has just been playing way way way above their level

They really haven't though. When you look at that roster and consider all the guys who have been struggling and/or injured, there's no reason to think what the Rockies are doing is unsustainable.

>>76031598
You deserve it for all the times you shittalked Kershaw.

How does karma feel huh?

>>76031531
Did the binder tell him to do this?

>>76031481
But >raggots also screamed their OBSESSED bs when they were 10 games under .500 and Astros fans were making fun of them. The "we can say what we want but you can't" mentality is kind of stupid imo.

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>Both the Astros and Rockies lost today at the same time

Pure pottery. It's a good feeling when the bad guys get what they deserve.

>>76031481
>it's just division rivalry

>>76031443
Estevez should be on this roster right now. It's a joke that Lyles hasn't been DFA'd yet. Who cares if he's out of options, he's been trash.

>>76031631
That's >Rags in a nutshell

Probably why the baseball gods punished them twice.

>>76031631
>But >raggots also screamed their OBSESSED
stop falling for falseflaggers

GABP is a meme stadium

>>76031638
Uh, the Rockies/Reds game is still only in the 7th

rangers vs tigers
>>76031668

>>76031672
says the guy that didn't post at all when his team was getting their shinbones kicked in by their division """rivals""" they claim to care so little about

>>76031631
>Talking about a team that is 10 games below you

That's actual obsession.

>>76031719
If that was a rule none of us could laugh at the blue jays

>>76031719
>talking shit about a team that has habitually talked shit about your team for years is an obsession

That's it you're all obsessively obsessed

You Texass nerds are obsessed with each other

tedious. move on.

I'm tired of being abused in Yankees threads. this is now Rays general

mest-angles
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>>76031576
>>76031576

>>76031705
>pls post tiki i miss you
fuck off faggot

Why do people say Sale is an asshole? He cursed me out one time for asking him how it feels to have crappy teammates, and this was in a semi-private setting

>>76031743
Kiss kiss Loverboy

>>76031770
Saladino get off 4chan

>>76031747
Half of your fanbase can't be in prison in order for this to be a team general

>>76031515
The Marlins are going to make a comeback and finish second on the NL Least, cap this

>>76031831
I wouldn't even bother, the Marlins will be the worst team in the entire mlb at the end of the season

>>76031831
>implying the NL Least will have a wild card team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukGZ9GLTMo4
>ESPN commentator says touchdown when they score
What fucking shit is this

>>76031658
You're mixing up the cause and effect of rags shitposting. Rags fans were fairly normal inoffensive posters before 2011. It wasn't til after game 6 that they started to become weird.

>>76031747
Yaks can't handle their gook pitcher being exposed twice in one week?

I have many reasons to think that what the Rockies have done is unsustainable. The starting rotation is Senzatela, Marquez, Anderson, Chatwood and Freeland. Their best hitter is Mark Reynolds. Last I heard a few days ago they were 9-0 in 1 run games and their run differential is only +15. Their pitching staff has a below league average babip despite playing in cavernous Coors. Holland is a perfect 18/18 in saves

Only players who are really struggling are cargo and story, neither are great players anyway. Balances out with guys like Reynolds playing well which won't last.

>>76031884
Ranger fans didn't get weird it was just a projection from the other fan bases of a Texas team "choking" in a big game. /sp/ has always had a hate boner for anything in close proximity to the Dallas Cowboys or anything possibly associated with Dallas Cowboy fans. Majority of shitposts come from people who just flat out don't like texas teams due to /sp/ culture

>>76031925
No, he outed himself as being a fairweather fan after claiming he wasn't a fairweather fan.

>>76031935
theres too much bait in this post for me to even bother

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Arenado is still elite.

Trout for Judge, Severino and Frazier

Who says no?

>>76032003
The angels

At least Arenado is having a good game

>>76032003
Me. And that's all that matters.

>>76031959
It's not bait if it's the reality you face every day. You can choose to ignore or confront it head on. I guess we know what kind of person you are.

Tigers just went back to back to back

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even /weg/ knows


>rags

>rags

I hate Ranger haters.

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Orioles uni's look awful like someone puked all over them.

>rags

>>76032164
Me fucking too. I'm so fucking tired of coming here and getting made fun of. I'm so fucking tired of coming here and never feeling like I can truly express my baseball opinions. Fuck this oppressive "muh bro culture". Fuck all of these faggots that think that making fun of my team is funny. I'm sick of trying to contribute to this board with nothing to show for it. I'm tired of posting things just to get "hurr durr durr rags in my ass haha jack off little bois!!!!11!!" replies. Fuck this faggot ass board.

>>76032216
I'm sure you'll find a way to blame that on the umps too

>>76032256
>rags

>>76032042
JD is a freak

>>76032164
>>76032256
>>76032313
samefag

Let's play some trivia
>Who are the last three players to lead their league in ERA, with an ERA of 3.00+?

>>76032216
Get a better flag or frig off

>>76032164
>>76032256
>>76032313
>>76032357
samefag

>>76032382
didn't verlander do it last year?

>>76032425
Verlander did not lead the American League in ERA last year

>>76032425
>>76032382>>76032447

sorry not verlander, sanchez in toronto

>Kevin Gausman gives up a run in the first inning
>he's been pitching so bad that it feels like a positive

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go tigers

>>76032456
That is one!

>Aaron Sanchez, 2016 (3.00)

>>76030861
Is he saving his wins for the post season?

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>>76032400
and?

What is it about Bautista that consistently makes burgers chimp out?

>>76032486
shitty 'shop

I wonder what would happen to a team that had 4 pitchers with ~.600 winning percentage but then a pitcher who literally had 0 wins and had nobody in the minors who could get a win either. They would probably be out of the playoffs if they couldn't get a guy who could win at all, I'd imagine teams would specifically work to not trade them a pitcher to keep such a danger down.

>>76032486
so this confirms it people do pretend to be rags fans how disgusting why would anyone even want to pretend to be a ragsfag

>>76032473

and i feel like 2007 lackey is close enough to now to be one of the last 3. apart from that i got nothing

>>76032557
there are people that pretend to be a fan of any team that is doing well so they can make the fanbase seem insufferable it happens with the yankees redsox rangers astros blue jays dodgers mets cubs etc

>>76032623
2007 Lackey is also correct at 3.01!

>>76032659
>le admitted fairweather trip

>>76032623
>>76032473
>>76032382
>american league """"""""""""""""""""""""""pitching""""""""""""""""""""""""""

who are the oldest trips in the mlb general? the ones that have been posting for the longest

>>76032691
Newflash: that's every team that does well. Where the fuck were all these Astros fans 2 years ago?

>>76032716
me

>>76032716
that rags one I think

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Archer never has 2 bad games in a row, so tomorrow will be smooth sailing.

>>76032716
Who gives a shit?

>>76032707

>not getting the benefit of free outs

>rags

>>76032750
>using Astros fans to justify you're shitty fandom, after calling baseball a shit product
kek
KEK

>>76032716
texas yankee
daddy grienke and all the subsequent trips he's had
tiki
that cleveland trip COD or whatever
probably some others

>>76032817
>getting the benefit of playing in tiny arcade league parks

Trivia time: who are the four teams to have never had a Cy Young winner?

>>76032837
Never called baseball a shit product, The rays have been a shit product for the past 5 years.

And just like the Astros, rays fans like myself will come out of hiding in the event of actual hope and optimism. Who are you to judge my fandom? How about all the eurofags that act like lifelongs after picking their team out of a hat?

>>76032716
rbo

>>76032912
>Who are you to judge my fandom?
You talk a lot of shit in the general, so yes we're going to call you out for being a fairweather fuck. That's 4chan. If you're going to be openly fairweather, don't draw more attention to yourself by tripfagging.

>>76032716
anonymous

>>76031937
Naw. Dallas fans on /sp/ have just notoriously liked playing heel personalities. They talk shit even when their teams suck. I blame Zangief.

>>76032904
Reds and the new teams IIRC

The Reds not winning is almost impressive

>>76032960
That's a fair point, man /nfl/ general is way less serious than here. I feel like baseball fans take their team to heart more than their child sometimes.

I guess because there's so many games,leads to more passion and pride

>>76032869

small parks help ERA?

>the dallass >raggots of SixFlaggots

J's v O's
>>76032688

>>76032688

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This will be the greatest comeback in team history.

>>76033055
>fans of a sport with 16 games a season and 90% of the fanbase is casual is less passionate than a sport with 162 games
Really tinkers my thinker

>>76033018
Well what new teams are you referring to?

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post yfw da troit scores 40 runs

>>76033055
>man /nfl/ general is way less serious than here
How about you go back there

>>76033102
Well junior you can be a fan of more than one sport. I'd wager most people here have a secondary sport, whether it be soccer, tennis, football, etc

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Would love if we didn't lose again as soon as we hit 11 games over .500 again. Yeesh.

>>76033223
>nipscribbles has defected to the rockies now

Probably for the best.

>>76033253
I ain't the moonrunes trip that likes the Mets.

>>76030377
That is one depressing looking stadium

Power rank the best pitcher reactions to a home run

>>76031310
You were on the Astros dick not been 24 hours ago. Gtfo dumb fucking bitch.

>Nationals about to get swept by the Freeman less barves

What a time to be alive

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Who's the best lookin' guy on your team, /mlb/?

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>>76033417
Based Frosty

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>>76033417

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>>76033417

>>76033520

that cruz look
you know

Alex Avila haters are literally on the verge of suicide and I love it

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>>76033417

>>76033417
He looks like a mario spinoff character

>>76033607

he's fun when he's healthy

>9 runs by the 4th inning
>rags

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>>76033639
a-ausbro?

>>76033645
If it wasn't for Detroits pen I'd say the game is a lock

>>76033664

i've had a soft spot for avila since 2011. dumb i know

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Robert is good

>>76033762
If he's good why does he have less RBIs?

>>76033882
>RBIs
Also
>20 less games

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>>76033882
>RBI

>>76033924
>>76033968
Would you like him to say "ribbie" instead?

>>76033924
>20
>Canadian math

>>76034054
steaks

>>76034054
>RBI
>Relevant stat

RsBI

>>76034132
Yes anon because it's not the team with the most runs who wins a game but the one with the highest WoBA

>>76032904
Hint: one of the these teams have been around since the 60s

>>76034262
Padres

>>76034321
Nope

>>76034255
There's a correlation between a wOBA and runs scored, you antiquated American. Comparing the RBI totals of people batting in different parts of the order, in different situations, and using that as the end all of run production is absolutely retarded.

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http://mrteverett.com/WFAN.asp

>>76034321
Nvm peavy

>>76034344
ANDY PETTITTE IS A STARTIN PITCHAH

>>76034262
>rags

>>76034374
http://mrteverett.com/WFAN/AndyPettitte052709.mp3

Carlos Martinez: 9 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 5 K

>>76034624
>5 K
Defense babby

>>76034344
http://mrteverett.com/WFAN/MikeHeHadSexWithMe041610.mp3

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>>76034674

>>76034235
this needs to be a brain meme

>>76034427
yup

WHOA..... Mikey would get thrown off the air if this was done today

http://mrteverett.com/WFAN/sorrywoman.mp3

>>76030377
TFW I see myself in the crowd in the OP webm.

>>76034960
Are you a fat fuck?

>>76035037
I'm 4'2'' and 2,085 pounds. I take up almost an entire section myself.

>>76035037
Nope. I just know where I sat in today's game and it's not that hard to find yourself on a replay.

>>76035138
CALORIE-THIEVING

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>M's?

>>76035554
I'd make a thread but I'm manning the grill rn

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>>76035583
I'll wait

is early yet

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Padres on their way to giving up 8 runs in the 1st inning again.

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*snaps your streak

>>76035583
>>76035613
Freeman's error already fucked this game up.

>>76035613
>4-0 already
well shit

>>76035851
Ellie Mayo.

>>76035883
my salmon turned out good tho so that's something

>>76035928
White Sox Mariners game thread
>>76035649
>>76035649

The Podrace are on some next-level trans-dimensional abstract art shit now.

Poor padres :'(

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Looks like my team really wants Seth Beer.

I feel incredibly numb right now

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?

Honestly I'd rather see the Pebbles in the basement before I see the Padres in the basement. I always felt sorry for our little brother.

the mest are about to mest

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dem socks though

What is the MLB doing for fathers day?

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>Urias is a good pitcher

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Look at these 4th of July hats.... Fucking want

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hey mmr, go fuck yourself
sincerely,
someone whos tired of watching gallardo and still hates hearing the name bedard

>Raggots
Tigers stepped up to the plate today and snapped that win streak like a breadstick meant to be eaten with mozzarella dipping sauce.

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>>76036320

>>76036372
hey hey guess what the M's are SHIT. they're trash and always will be. Suck my chocolate covered asshole loser. GO O'S.

>>76036372
I'm not your FO don't get mad at me m80

>>76036522
sorry mmr
i just really dont like the ms trading with the os
and gallardo is shit

>bottom 12
>0 runs
>only 10 combined hits
how long will this go?
im guessing 15 innings

>>76036372
Trade you Ubaldo for Kyle Lewis and Neidert?

The Julio Urias experiment is not working out.

>>76036658
Ends next inning

>>76036664
ubaldo is ready for a bounce back season
can you throw in some literal who we will designate in 2 months?

>>76036709
Ah, Pedro Alvarez it is. Nice choice.

>seth smith makes a tricky catch to end the game
Yay

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>mfw teams who aren't in first place

>>76036673
>20 years old
Relax

>>76036764
I know. Poor dude needs some help. Physically he's ready but he's been struggling all season long.

If only adecountry was here to actually see this.

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>>76036763
>mfw ahead of the bomb sox

la dogs broadcaster is calling a nationally televised giants/cards game

lmao

cuck as fuck tbqh senpai

>>76036834
>mfw second in my division is bottom five in the league
lmao we are so good at being so bad.

>>76036846
don't forget about aj

>>76036872
whats aj gotta do with any of that breh?

Hey, will you guys tell me who was in the wrong here? I think Larry did nothing wrong

https://youtu.be/hOcPAudBHIo?t=31m10s

I hoenstly think Marlins will turn it around. thought they'd win 80-85 games and still stand by that. Too much offensive talent, pitching has underperformed, weak division, good manager et al.

>doyers

Damn the Dodgers look like the Padres out there. That's tragic.

>>76035828
Rest in pieces padres

>live in the state of missouri and smoke meth brehs

lmao

Wait so Neil Ramirez, the guy the Mets brought in to be their bullpen help, faced three batters in his debut, allowing them all to reach base? And they all eventually scored?

Just friggin great

As a Cubs fan, I'm grinning like a retard right now.

>>76037058
I'm sure you are. Because you ARE a retard.

>>76037127
there's that methinals wit we're all accustomed to.

>>76036979
Do the Fish have the bags loaded too? This Sneks game is fun

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>>76036959
>don mattingly
>good manager
>doesn't let his pitchers finish no-hitters

>one good game is over
>all 3 other games over by the 3rd inning

nice sport ya got there

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>>76037047
sounds like what he did the day before the giants dfa'd him

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>worst coast """""baseball"""""

I'm scared to look at the interleague record right now. How bad is it?

>>76037178
difference is he actually got outs in that outing

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>get nearly swept by Rays
>win series against Astros, best team in the league

Top kek, freakin' Injuns desu

GG Strosbros

>>76037164
donny baseball manages different in miami than he did in la (srs)

he was constrained by the front office ie ala roberts

>>76037213
45-28 AL

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What does everyone think about moving the Indians to Vancouver or even Montreal?

They're the reigning American League champs, have an exciting roster, and yet can't get any support from their shitty city.

Look at this! 3rd to last in attendance!

Meanwhile, Clevelanders will tune in by the millions to watch Lebron fart.

We're a football city that makes "football crazy" Cleveland look amateur, but we still come out for our Rangers.

>>76037238
The Indians are to this year's Astros what the 2016 rags were to the '16 Stros. It's crazy how badly y'all have our number this year.

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>>76037315
>the absolutely CRUSHED state of the Free Babby Outs League
Ahahahaha

melancon is fukn horrible

lmao

i think gints would of been better off just signing lowkey bullpen pieces and hope one them niggas pan out

bochy jedi closer games

How can the dodgers have the highest payroll in the league and still manage to be either chokers or shitters every fucking year?

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Check it out

>>76037342

Dammit. Forgot link.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/MLB/2017-misc.shtml

>>76037414
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!

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>>76037353
Realistically it happens a lot in baseball but as an Indians fag it feels like they tend to be especially good at winning against good teams when you don't expect them to and then getting ass-raped by the teams they're "supposed" to beat. They very nearly lost the season series to the very-last-place Twins last season, gave up like 50 runs in a single series. Good news for the Stros is we're not in your division so no extensive season series. Still, do NOT expect the sweep.