Chicago White Sox @ Seattle Mariners - Game Thread

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>>76035649
Lineups

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>been waiting all day for the white sox to play
>it's a pelfrey start

Q starts are the only games worth watching for this crap team. Rodon please come back

Holy. Fuck. Good god mike

HAHAHA oh wow

>>76035711
At least the offense is getting in gear.

Rodon is part Cuban also, need more Cubans
>inb4 Hahn signs Hosmer for gorillions

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What are we drinking?

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It's all Freeman's fault.

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avihits
damn, what's going on here

AVIHITS

If you want to win, you better score another 6 runs
I don't trust pelfrey past the 4th

>>76035833
I'm going to pour a glass boot full of Guinness in a few mins

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>>76035845
Haven't you ever seen false hope?

todd is nothing but a meme these days

Does getting caught at second still count as a single for OBP/SLG?

>>76035942
no

>>76035930
we won't even be able to trade him for a bag of baseballs

>>76035942

yes

>>76035962
BA is even more of a meme than I thought.

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i bought into the copper river salmon meme and its delicious

>>76036004
Because he's a bad baserunner or didn't properly scout Dyson's arm?

>>76036039
Salmon is my favorite food and the food of gods. I could eat it everyday.

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL

who is announcing with hawk tonight? Where is steve?

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>>76035833

>>76036156
>who is wimpy
why

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MARINERS!
even with 8 pitchers on the dl gallardo still shouldnt be on the team desu

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>>76036107
salmon is great but nothin beats a good steak.

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>>76036243
i was just scrolling up the thread to see if you were here
>>76036257
no debate

>>76036257
steak is overrated

>>76036158
WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY POST THIS STUFF?

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>>76036280
little late but im here
dont know why im bothering to watch a gallardo start though

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>>76036292
you must have not had a well cooked one

>only 15 minutes until the end of samurai kino

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Basically have hit into 3 DPs so far

wew lad

>>76036335
i assume you mean one prepared well and not literally well done
i enjoy steak occasionally but its never something i really crave

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>>76036418
not the best choice of words. i go to a steak house once a month to keep the craving up. to much and its not as good ya know

>AVIBOMBS

based Avi

holy avihits

Angles lost

what does avihits mean?

all aboard the avi rape train

>>76036599
We used to call Avisail Garcia "Avishit" because he was terrible. Now all of a sudden he's good this season so that became "Avihits"

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happy baby

>>76036599
>>76036624
>>75103775

melky makes another routine play look difficult, at least he caught this one

Well. At least it looks like there's beautiful weather in Seattle.

>take gallardo OUT

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atleast this will finally force the mariners to release gallardo
right?

this guy shouldn't be pitching, even in the minor's
he shouldn't even be teach children ;_;

RUNS

>>76036863

it is a very nice day on the west side of the Rocky's -_-

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Way to ruin my Saturday

RUNS FOR THE FUCKING RUNS GOD

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>tfw power went out last night

it was just my luck

OK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU GOTTA FIRE HIM

DO OT FUCK AROUND SERVAIS

>>76036895

you would think so

AVIRBIS

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>avihits

>captcha related

>>76037079

interesting

watch as pelfrey doesnt get the win

melky making a routine catch look very difficult yet again

i really, really wish we had started overton ;_;

>>76036895
Why not?
The Sox released Danks when he could no longer pitch.

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>check game after playing jubeats until fingers falling off
>10-0 with avi 3 for 3 with 6 rbi

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this may not have been my best idea

>>76037409
down it all

now

>m'otter

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>>76037380

the m's have just been awful

>fucking with Das Boot

>>76037409
Yea Guinness from a can isn't worth it

>>76037420
>>76037458
god dammit, the bubble is no fucking joke

doing a load of laundry now

>>76037477
can is better than bottle, but I agree, on tap is leagues above both

This team makes any pitcher look like fucking Cy Young

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>>76037484
>>76037484
haven't you ever seen Beerfest?

>hawk: "right now I actually think the best team in baseball is the Cubs"

>>76037501
the bubble came much earlier than I expected based on Beerfest

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>>76037512
>wasting two cans of Guinness

>>76037501

I've seen it a few times

>>76037522
Plenty more where those came from. That said, I only lost an ounce or two, but dark beer on a white t-shirt isn't a good look

I just want to let you know this is the first time Pelfrey has made it through 5 innings this year
He entered the game with an era of 5.70
I want you to think about this

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>>76037537
did they ever make Weedfest?

>Super Troopers 2 coming out soon

>>76037559
they did not

looking forward to ST2 though

mariners kill

Can pelf actually get through 6?

Avi takes another horrible route on a weakly hit liner that goes to the wall.

>>76037559
a successful ST2 can only lead to
>more money
>another movie

I've figured out the drinking method for das boot. This thing would be pretty impossible to chug though

>>76037567
oops
>>76037626

>>76037632
well you have to Train first

How do you think Quintana is reacting to all these runs? kek

>>76037380
fuck acen management. Can't schedule and do logistics worth a fuck.

>>76037649
He's used to it.

>>76037666
I wonder if he'll be happy in Houston.

Avi is a fucking machine tonight

the Guinness is starting to kick in
>I'm hallucinating the White Sox playing like a good baseball team

aaaaaah look at the little Blasian babby =3

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>[cries internally]
>[cries externally]

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Avi jumps up from #22 to #10 in position player WAR after tonight.

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it just keeps getting worse

Matty, save that for tomorrow.

MORE RUNS, WE NEED MORE RUNS

what's going on in here

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is this literally more runs than the sox have scored for Q all season?

>>76037661
What happened bro?

DAVIDSON

damn I'm late on these updates

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>>76037803

Twindians will see to the rest your season
son't get used to it

fuck

Goodness gracious

>Willy Garcia cranks one out for good measure

You guys can stop now, Sox.

That being said, nice job Willy.

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Today has been a good day to be a White Sox fan

das boot knows no pity
das boot knows no restraint

>>76037803
Yes it is
13 runs is the total amount they have scored for him
11 of those have come from two of his 9 starts

My gf thinks Pods was the best player in the 05 team.

What should I tell her?

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WILLY

RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD

>>76037886
tits or gtfo

>>76037886
that you dick isn't gonna suck itself

>>76037886
That she has patrician taste

>>76037886

the black sox did nothing wrong

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>what's stopping me??

>>76037886
Tell her that the correct answer is Buehrle.

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>>76037957

the hope for a better tomorrow

>>76037957
>be mariners fan
>go to shoot yourself in the head
>Sox hit a homer and the ball knocks the gun out of your hand

>>76037967
You mean Dye

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Lost track of time while playing WarShips and missed the game...

wtf got into our offense !!!!!!!??????????

Is that the Toyota girl on a Ford commercial?

>>76038005
that looks like some cow clicker bullshit

>there are people Itt that actually believe Konerko wasn't the all time 2005 GOAT

Seriously gas yourself.

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>>76037886

>Pierzynski handled the pitching staff that year like a master...
>trolled the fuck out of Analslime advancing on the dropped 3rd strike in alcs g2...

but Buehrle was "the man" that year, Dye was also great.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck I miss that unit

>>76038028
wtf does that mean?

>>76038025

she wants to support american products

>aviSHIT

>>76038052
it's a class of game.
features:
>free to play
>shit ton of microtransactions
>often pay2win
>requires very little skill, is mostly based on clicking things/stats
>usually has cool down timers that gate gameplay unless you pay

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>>76038043

so many guys had such big moments in 2005, but I still get adrenaline watching paulie's ws grandslam.

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>>76037957
i love you anon
dont do it

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>>76038079

BBs have a pretty low skill ceiling, but that's not true at all for the other 3 ship classes. The game is pretty expensive to play, but it's a one of a kind game. There are no other naval warfare games that look as good as this one ones. They're mostly 2d looking and are nearly browser-game tier.

>>76038081

>white sox girl wearing a chastity belt
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Anyone else here have a Sox fan gf?

>>76038134

I don't have a white sox gf

>>76038134
My hand.

I'm at Safeco and it's bad and it just feels sad everywhere

>>76038081
I still watch it too.

>>76038199

its not surprising

>>76038134
If you get a gf and then try to force convert her into being a sox fan does it count as domestic abuse?

in a 15-1 blowout even jennys can get scoreless outings

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>>76038134

no decent looking females like the sox, they're all fat,slutty, degenerate 3dpd's (pic related) the only good sox girls are 2d goddeses.

wew lad

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>>76038256

trips fell off from posting on /tv/ : (

>>76038239
I have the same question for the mariners

>>76038272

no, its worse

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>>76038272

is (pic related) a 3dpd ?? or at least passable for a decent mariner gf?

oh shit if willy can get hits everyone on the team will have at least 2, that can't have happened more than a handful of times

Bases Loaded again!

>>76038305
*a hit

fuck, no dice

Damn Son.

>>76038215
Yeah but it's been like this since the game started. You can feel it when the Ms are going to win. The crowd gets a certain energy

>tfw we find some way to blow this game
I wouldn't even be mad.

>beck

rack'em

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Winnah

gg Ms

Big Mike finally gets his first win

that was a nice break to see the sox win

back to the game room till 6 am

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best run differential in the AL central

gg Ms bros. glad we got one more with ya tomorrow. love these game threads.

gg Seattle.

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another loss

GG A's

>>76038490

sox*

why did I type a's

>>76038490
>A's
Don't blame you for checking out. we been there