heem

>>76015506
come on man put a little more effort

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Stream

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/spike-tv-live-stream

who's the biggest manlet fighter in the ufc?

>>76015518
the op literally doesnt matter, no one reads it you autismo

asshole cops ruined his favorite shirt

Future Bellator heavyweight champ

Honestly fuck Yoel.

I genuinely don't understand why anyone is a fan of such an obvious roid abusing cheater.

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>>76015524
thanks

>quick rundown

>>76015555
>uncle wont do meth with you
>even though you rap better than lil wayne

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Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

>>76015547
because he delivers, no one cares about roiding. I'm here to be entertained, this shit isn't a "sport"

>>76015561
lol

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>>76015547
>obvious roid abusing cheater
your mom must be a fan

>>76015547
i dont know how you cant be a fan honestly

>one of the best pure wrasslers in history EVER
>switches to MMA super late
>doesnt just wrasslefuck everyone even though he could
>always delivers crazy 3rd round finishes
>built like a fucking god

>>76015547

It's pretty bad that Bisping is so unbearable he is making me sympathize with Yoel of all people.

If anyone deserves a roidmonkey caving in their skull, its bisping.

>>76015547
You feel the same way about all the others? Vitor, Hendo, Jones, Silva, etc. It's a long-ass list, dude.

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How are these guys friends? their personalities are like day and night

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>ywn have no known weaknesses in your prime

feels bad man

>>76015525
I think Dodson cut a lot of weight to make 125 for a guy thats 5'3''

>>76015613
Don't talk to me or my son ever again

>tosses gun 2 feet from car while cop is running your info
>"that's not mine"

kittehs

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>>76015561

Kuma
Modafferi
Simpson
Fash-holes
Lee

>invicta

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>>76015651
I love this show

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>>76015663
should have stashed the gun under the car

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>I don't drink Bud Light

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>>76015676

>>76015651
dude he should have swung it quick to the right where bushes were, he could have been okay with just ditching gun

>>76015676
>>76015680
that cop had a horshoe up his ass

when is invicta?

It's on tape delay for Fight Pass. Modafferi won the title then zipped open her power ranger suit and took a massive shit in the middle of the octagon and called out ronda

>“According to my boss and their boss – Mr Dana F White – Anderson and GSP will have a super-fight in May and who knows what happens then? Anderson could win and then fight Jon Jones at light heavyweight in September and go the entire year – 18 months and more – since defending the middleweight belt,” Bisping said in explaining his reasoning.

>“Or GSP could win or Anderson get hurt… the fight could even be moved to mid-summer for venue reasons… a million things could happen even when we get to May. Meanwhile, the middleweight division is in a complete holding pattern.”

>http://www.mmaweekly.com/michael-bisping-calls-for-ufc-interim-belt-should-the-ufc-make-the-move

come on man lmao

I've heard Rory's girl is hot.

Anyone got a picture?

Francis Ngannou getting arrested on Cops

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>I probably had like 2 beers

>>76015742
haha le black!

>try to drive super safe so you dont got pulled over
>get hassled by cops anyway

ABCDEF-

Cops must have phenomenal laugh suppression skills

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>say the ABC's
lol they did him dirty

>>76015792
they might not find it funny since he was about to drive head on into opposing traffic

WE GOT A RUNNER

Cops is the fakest shit

Need a webm of this guy before he ran. My sides are in orbit.

>>76015833
nah

>>76015834
stream messed up as soon as he ran

this dude's forehead goes back like jon jones

also kek at this twink cop

"i was right behind you"

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>homicide
for some weed

>>76015861
they try to trick gun ditchers into snitching on themselves by saying they a kid could find it and they could get in trouble. most criminals are dumb

this one's boring cuz the guy is too smart to say anything

Nigga look like Lucio

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>>76015833
I don't think so, man. Wouldn't be surprised if some of it was re-enacted or edited creatively, but I don't think you could make up such hilariously bad lies if you wanted to.

is there a better stream? this stream keeps shitting out and i cant make webms

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>>76015833
t. Flat Worlder

>>76015926
do you have cable provider that supports live TV online?

>scared of lunch
gimme a break

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shieeet stopping dog from biting is assault???

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>he wears a little badge just like us

>>76015985
30% of all assaults on law enforcement officials are on police dogs and horses

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>>76015998

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>Notable wins

Really makes my neurons pensive.

Anyway, where the h*ck are you goofs watching Cops? Is it on TV? It's been years since I watched an episode. Last I remember there was a lady yelling "Who's the governor? It's that Austrian guy, I'm gonna complain to him" or something.

>>76015998
that's fucked up, i know those niggers were breaking in but c'mon look how the dog left him leaking. Whats he supposed to do lay down while dog is chewing his ass?

>>76016021
police are the biggest niggers of all

>>76016014
>>76015524
goof

>>76015998
fucking serbians

>>76016014
>bj penn
>nate diaz
come on now

>salinas

Hey thats where Cain grew up.

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>>76016014
now that we know how things played out with Wonderboy/Woodly I really wish Rory won the Wonderboy fight so he could have BLEACHED the fuck outta Tyrone all over again and the UFC WW division would have been saved

>I'm a girl don't make me get up like that

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and theres nothing you can do about it for the foreseeable future, keep bitching

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what position is this?

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>>76016033
Oh h*ck yes, thank you friendo.

>>76016038
They mix famous names with noteworthy wins, but the point's there.

>>76016043
Wonderpedo would've eventually been exposed for the one dimensional fighter he is. My only hegret is that Rory was not the one to do it, if he just coasted and waited for Thompson to get mildly impatient like he did with Tyrone, it would've been perfect.

>>76016066
blubber guard

>>76016043
Now that I think about it, how the fuck did Woodley get a titleshot after winning just two in a row?

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>>76016075
you think i'm just gonna let you arrest me Jon?

>>76016075
wonderboy was winning, how did he get "impatient" against tyrone?

rory would've beat him if not for lawler and usada 10/10 times

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The girls always snitch, man. Every time.

HUGH

BAD BOYS

>>76016081
he was going to get the easy w against hendricks, hendricks missed weight, and dana promised him a shot.

>>76016063
I don't even care, its not like I want Maia to win, they are both boring. Maia/Woodley could possibly go down as one of the worst fights of all time. Double KO with a lengthy medical suspension for both would be the best outcome

>>76016014
>UD-3
>UD-3
>UD-3
>UD-3
>UD-3

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>>76016081
He pulled an Angela Hill and bitched about racism.

I wish I was joking.

>These fucking lies on cops
Almost 15 years of watching and it still entertains me. These people have no self-awareness whatsoever.

>>76016095
>That filename
You got me, you got me good.

>>76016096
Eh, Wonderpedo was never in danger of finishing the fight. I bitched about the rules before, because a point system is a point system and it exists for a reason, but in both fights who was closer to finish was Tyrese.

>USADA
C'mon man, don't fall for that crock of shit, there were no changes in Rory post-USADA. He just had a fucked nose and was afraid of getting hit in it. Whoever broke his nose here knows how difficult it is to fight with it afterwards.

>>76016124
UTTER DOMINATION.

>>76016107
>paige taking on the big baller lifestyle

absolutely based

>>76016081
Affirmative action.

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>>76016124
>tristar
>tristar
>tristar
>tristar
>tristar

>>76016126
>there was no changes in Rory
then why did he leave? explain it.

Damn that dog fucked him up

>>76016105
Chris Rock made a PSA about that 25 years ago. How haven't they learned yet?

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>>76016126
>These people have no self-awareness
the kettle called, it's black

>letting the dog absolutely fuck a dude that is surrendering up
man fuck cops

>>76016161
They gave him the opportunity to get out of the trailer and he didn't.

>>76016170
>bootlickers in my /heem/

>>76015506
>no previous thread
you had one job, nigger

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>>76016145
He wanted a better deal in terms of sponsorships and pay, he felt that injustice was done to him in terms of that. I saw a video about 2 months ago when he was promoting the Daley fight where he said he was thinking of leaving right when the Reebok deal was done and that the Lawler fight was the last straw, because he got peanuts for the FOTY.

>>76016155
Hehehehe.

>That negro yelling
>"Why'd you run?"
>"I dunno"

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>literally pretending to be a Woodley fan because you think it triggers "whitebois"
SAD!!

>>76016183
wonderpedo made 400k to fight tyron. rory knew he couldn't compete anymore. give it up already.

and you didn't explain how wonderboy got "impatient", I want to know what you meant by that.

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>>76016021
The number of things you get charged with is just a matter of how much of a pain it is to arrest you. Cops are all a bunch of fucking shitbags

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>>76016182

>>76016161
In some places the cops don't even pretend they're trying to minimize violence.
http://watchdogsarasota.heraldtribune.com/2015/12/26/scarred-come-get-ur-bite/
>COME GET UR BITE
>IM GONNA TAKE UR BITE IF U DONT HURRY UP

>>76016199
>wonderpedo made 400k to fight tyron
Rory made 59k to fight Robbie. Which fight was worth the money?

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>>76016207

>kill the cop canine
>get the death penalty

does this ever happen?

>>76016226
Derrick Lewis

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guys, it's been too long since /heem/ has been this comfy

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>>76016239
cops has that effect on us

Shawn Jordan making an appearance

>>76016224
what does that have to do with anything?

do fighters in ufc have the potential to make more money? its a yes or no answer.

oh fuck hazelton pennsylvania

i predict good things

>>76016199
It's better than what Rory made taking into consideration it was the FOTY and that a myriad of people call it the greatest fight in WW history. If you think that's fair, that he went from making hundreds of thousands in sponsorships to a mere 25k and it's no reason to leave, suit yourself. Yes, he was a mess physically because of non-stop injuries, but that alone wouldn't have driven him off the company.

>Impatient
I think he got reckless at some points and that's why he was caught. If you don't play Wonderpedo's game (which is him waiting to counter) and just create some space and let him take the offensive, he'll get fucked. Rory should've done that instead of insisting on charging against a guy who's dedicated his entire life to countering.

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>>76015561
Needweed
The Happy Warrior
Herica
Fasholz
KGB

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>>76016239
past month has been the best in a long, long time

this guy is 100% a 4chan user

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damn jason!

>>76016249
Did Rory getting paid much less than fighters of a comparable level have an influence on his decision to leave? It's a yes or no question.

Pennsylvania is kind of like an extension of the South in a lot of places, man

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Rewind the fight five minutes though, 'cause that fat piece of shit was talking.

So much autism

>>76016284
would him becoming champion or fighting in title fights make him more money? yes

did he literally say he's making less ad dollars? yes

did he look worse after usada? yes

makes me think

>>76016299
pennsyltucky between Pittsburg and Philly

>>76016261
then give tyron credit for figuring him out, you're just saying "oh no wonderboy got impatient" as if he ever goes into a fight looking for a finish.

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>>76016301
Listen to the woman Jon, CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

>>76016304
Yeah but he kept his Reebok sponsorship, he decided to take less instead of signing with different sponsors. Makes it look like signed as a negotiating tactic with the UFC and it blew up in his face.

>>76015619
TRT withdrawal is a weakness

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>>76016304
You've seen him fight once since the USADA era, excluding the Lawler fight. How is that enough to judge someone There's no metric there.

Want to know a fighter who indeed got USADA'd? RDA. You can't make a judgement call with one fight where he fought terribly because he was afraid to get his nose shattered again. You can make a judgement call on a dude who got assfucked by Alvarez and Ferguson and who's weight cutting became a severe issue after USADA.

>>76016325
Don't tell me what to do ever again.

>>76016327
What! What! What! What! What! What!

HEY!

>>76016344
He was on all the steroids at that point. No withdrawal, no problem.

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kek i thought party lines were a thing of the past

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MY PHONE IS SEXY

>>76016322
FFS man, they even have those crazy accents around Philly. It's not even the Yinzer accent, it's like some kinda special eastern trailer park shit

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>>76016325
Wonderboy literally won the 2nd fight 48-47, the judges just went full retard

>>76016357
did you find out what really happened?

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>>76016357
>Those tabs
Heck yes.

>>76016363
im from bumfuck PA, it's always a trip going back

that yeungling tho

This guy is fucked. Doge is gonna ruin his night.

>>76016341
why would anyone want to break the bank for rory in the first place? he's a relative wgaf in the grand scheme of things

>>76016355
he looked much smaller to begin with. but whatever you say amigo.

>>76016366
for sure he won my man, keep telling yourself that lmao

>that's a fancy looking grinder

it's a cheap POS

>>76016374
wew thought i cropped, i blew it

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>>76016357
if you haven't called a psychic hotline, you haven't lived

>6 kids
>$600 bag of meth
those kids have no hope

>>76016385
Yeah dude, my dad's from Mississippi so I feel like I'm going through a fucking time warp during the holidays.

>>76016441
Holy shit, this is still a thing?

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are they cute /heem/?

post mmaships

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>>76016409
What on g-d's holy name are you blathering about, friendo?

>>76016425
You have fucked up now.

>>76016356
But he has 1 win since the ban, and it was against an old man

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>>76016455

>>76016448
last time i came in my friend picked me up with weed and his gun in the car

i was like cmon bro, one or the other but not both

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this fella not doing so well

>>76016484
das it mane

i like those white cop polos

wish i could get one

>>76016492
a lot less threatening than the faux military uniforms. plus you can tell who lifts

>getting petrified over that tiny ass alligator

>There's an alligator in a Florida building
>tfw it's Jacare at ATT

>>76016527
>bite 10x stronger than a dog

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>76016530
*BONK*

>>76016530
>if i search your locker am i going to find anything
>no
> *laundry bag full of PEDs*

cops stream where?

>>76016550
not the best but been using this one for a few hours

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/spike-tv-live-stream

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>>76016547

Not even Alligators are safe from the popo

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holy fuck I wish somebody had webm-ed that gator catch

>>76016568
He was swinging it around and it almost bit the other officer I was dying

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Cast her

>>76016571
lmao

>>76016571
jacare looks a lot smaller off the gas

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>>76016571

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>>76016571
>Mfw
This some comfy ass thread, lads.

>>76016571
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha

thanks

>innocent mother and daughter stumble across a few /heem/ posters

>two males exposing themselves
>let's see what they're up to

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>>76016616

>it's a "DC weighs in with the towel" episode

rose_namajunas_in_10_years.webm

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dockie after a long day of wageslave

>SHOW
>ME
>YOUR
>DICK

>>76016633
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeet i forgot my brother gave me his xfinity log in. im gonna use that to make webms

qt

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opinions on this invicta fighter?

>cop has to do hours of paperwork because a 20 year old girl saw a dick

>>76016645
wow dude, you been missing out. it's so convenient

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>>76016650
im a fan

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>yfw Rory wins the Bellator Welterweight championship, resigns with the UFC and beats tie-run to win the UFC welterweight belt and become the Undisputed Welterweight World Champion.

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>you're in the club
>this guy picks a fight with you

What do?

>>76016666
he would beat woodley again, too much hesitation from tyrone

>>76016666
>resigns with UFC
stop reading right there. no one leaves bellator for UFC. its a one way street. once you see how you could be getting paid there is no going back

>>76016670
>"Whoa look over there, is that Yoel Romero?"
Then make a run for it.

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>>76016670
ask if he'd like a cuban missile upside his head

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>>76016664
he figured out how to get twice the paydays

>>76016683
>>76016684
He'd beat Yoel. Goodnight

>>76016670
Tell him we can fight anytime after October.

>>76016692
why are you like this?

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>>76016694
hue

WHEN THEY COME FOR YOUUUUU

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>>76016694
holy shit you mother fucker, you got me

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>tfw want to train kickboxing and mma but also don't want brain damage.
What do?

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>>76016681
It's WME after all.

How much sway can Dana hold there compared to the big bosses?

>>76016692
Ahahaha get fucked waifufags.

this is a long string of Cops episodes

dont they normally switch to that prison show after a few

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>>76016650
im really a fan

>>76016716
bjj desu, godly cardio

>>76016718
shhhh if you dont talk about it they wont remember

>>76016716
you shouldnt get any of that from training unless you're at a real shitty gym

then again you cant be sure your skills will actually work unless you do some legit sparring

ideally you'd just wear headgear and go against guys who arent TJs trying to kill you

WE GOT A RUNNER

>>76016737
i read somewhere that headgear doesnt make a difference

Bellator 179 worth watching? Were there any good fights or nah?

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>>76016724
>tfw no fit thicc thigh gf

Damn those dogs are fucking good

i'd love to see Cops use other random breeds as police dogs

>golden retriever barrels at you
>licks you tod eath

>>76016750
komusta pogi, ano ang ginagawa mo?

>>76016759
Would love to make her a single mother after hitting it doggy

Officer Stone Cold Steve Austin

>officer that's not cocaine
>i was eating a funnel cake

>>76016769
nagjajakol lang kuya

bakit?

He's going to jail tonight for violating copyright laws and possessing an illegal Bellator stream that was not on tape delay.

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>>76016727
Yeah i want to do that as well again.
>>76016737
I might just do the workout classes but I also want to spar. Whats the chances of getting noticeable brain damage form very light technichal sparring? Is it very different from normal sparring? I also don't want to pair up with those assholes that try to show off their alphaness

btw can i post non mma related images as long as my text is mma related?

>>76016799
Just be good and you won't get brain damage

>>76016799
you should be fine even with light sparring

a lot of it comes down to the coach. a good one won't throw you to the wolves or let other jagoffs beat up on you. i seriously doubt you'll risk CTE from it

>>76016789
czech always sounds so different than it's written haha

>>76016789
cunti lang tagalog, ako ay mexicano hahaha. mobuhay ang supot

>>76016819
>czech
Lucas pls

>put yuh hand behind ya bek

where is this one located again?

>>76016820
>>76016789
this was a good band from philipines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NTzA24X-_0

Mike Pyle looking rough these days

>>76016848
girugamesh

>>76016841
nevermind, BJ Penn land

>the ICE

>>76016750
A lot of nice finishes worth watching. Not really any great fights though in particular. Solid card overall, definitely worth checking out

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>i kept doing ice so i wouldn't kill myself
>because i had a broken hard

damn, actually getting some feels from this guy

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>>76016877
are you a druggie?

>>76016799
Sauce?

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>>76016933

COPS JUST HEEM'D THIS GUY

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>>76016957

Comfy night of Cops. Thanks /heem/.

Have a goodnight fellas.

BELLATOR FIGHTS ARE UP ON THEIR WEBSITE
If you have any webms I'm gonna watch the Rory fight then go to bed so if i see it before i go to bed then i'll do it
http://bellator.spike.com/videos

>>76016799
man I wish I could do bjj again, I only did it for 3 months and it was so great. I miss being a neet.

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>>76016966

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You guys think Also could beat Connor in a rematch? I think Connor got into his head but I'm a casual newbie so I'm not sure
>>76016915
Stay away from my waifus
but if you google image search you can find a set with nudes. Sort of ruined my pure waifu fantasy. Are there a lot of girls who look like that in russia?

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>sir? are you steep miochik?
>I believe you tapped sir
>you are not my champion

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damn dude, Rory looked straight up technical

When's Rory coming back to UFC to save us from Woodley?

If he fixed his nose he could unironically take WW and MW belts right now.

>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2708407-nate-diaz-says-hes-not-interested-in-fighting-for-ufcs-fake-interim-titles
>only wants to fight ferguson at 165 lbs
is nate legit autistic?

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>>76017050
no. he just beat bellator level competition. that means nothing in the UFC

>>76017059
fuck nate diaz
autistic man child, he's retarded and delusional

at least nick had some angsty teenage excuses. nate is acting like a retarded conor mcgregor that no one cares about

>>76017086
he should just stfu and wait for conor, he doesn't need to go about bitching about fights we all know he won't take.

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What is your:

>Favourite 2 movies
>Favourite 2 bands
>Favourite 2 songs
>Walkout song

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LEAVE MIGHTY MOUSE TO ME

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>Strategy Session!

>>76017132
fuck mighty duck, pussy ass nigga

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>>76016957
WATCH IT BIG JOHN

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>>76017194

>>76017238
It made quite an impact actually. Still better than another hammerfist from Conor though I suppose.

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Fucking idiots, just wanted some movie and bands recs, you cunts. I hate you all. BEAT IT! Get lost.

I bet you all ironically watch indie MMA shows.

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maia 30-27

>>76017382
What's better Maia's backpack or Bravo's rubber guard

>>76015613
Jesus christ my dick

>>76017382
Let's have a 30 minute video skype conversation, record and it let the internet judge who has a boring, generic personality. I'm a world class mothafucka, mothafucka. I bet you have an anxiety attack at the thought of even interacting with a person online in live/video form. Go back to the dungeon

>>76016199
>rory knew he couldn't compete anymore.

fuck off mate, rory is literally in the process of cleaning out bellator and he'll be back fighting for the title by this time next year

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daily reminder the jews who now own and run the ufc got rid of rory just so they can have a black champ at 170

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The Striking Goblin is a rare, elusive creature that subsides mostly on eggs and avocadoes. Typically, in her off-season, she spends her time hunting for reebok sneakers, adding them to her ever-increasing collection.

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>>76017936
I called this the second I found out that WME was owned by (((Them))).

>tfw DC walks out to this and Jones hides under the cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw6rzN-uZE

OO VAMO HARE

>Fight one-three rounds a year
Why are MMA fighters such pussies?

What UFC fighter would you like to be sexually assaulted/raped by?

>>76018713
yoel romero

>>76018704
because the UFC rewards that faggotry and milks retard fans with interim title fights

*foot stomps you*

/box/ here.

Are MMA fans actually interested in Mayweathewr/McGregor? If it's pure boxing rules, do you actually see McGregor having a chance?

>>76018713

None.

But if I'd have to pick someone, I'd pick Conor. He has the most money which means the biggest lawsuit and payday for me.

>>76018818
>Are MMA fans actually interested in Mayweathewr/McGregor?

Yes.

>do you actually see McGregor having a chance?

Of course he has a chance. If he connects, Mayweather is going out. It's a very, very, very slim chance but it's there.

If an MMA fighter loses to a boxer in a boxing match, it's no big deal - we can just say "boxer would equally lose in an MMA fight". But if MMA dude beats boxer at his own game.. just imagine the shitposting possibilities.

>>76018818
>do you actually see McGregor having a chance?
It's a striking sport, anyone has a chance against anyone.

>>76018839
>>76018868
>the state of these posts

>>76018818
He has more of a chance than Floyd does under MMA rules

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Was lelator fixed again ? I havent seen somebody tap as fast as Daley since Tito vs Chael

>>76018818
Fuck no it's the most retarded shit ever, both this fight and boxing being a major sport now that MMA exists

>>76018818
i'm not at all. mcgreggor's style and interesting shit comes from his kicks and hands working on concert.

also the boxing clinch is hard to respect when considering the rules of mma and the dozens of ways to rack violence from a "dead" position in modern boxing

>>76018947
well he gassed and looked to be giving the fuck up

but yeah, shit wasn't even in

>>76017064
>>76018947
Even when Bellator puts on great fights between high level talent it isn't good enough.

/box/ is shook

they know Goobert is coming for that W

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>>76019006
Daley barely put up any fight though

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>>76018947
>Doubting the RED KKKING

>>76016455
Cruz had DC swinging at air all night.

>>76018818
fuck off back to /box/ nerd

>>76018934
Nah, boxers always have a greater puncher's chance in mma than mma fighters do in boxing. See Mercer vs Sylvia.

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>>76018818
>/box/ here

>>76019441
>heavyweights

Conrad is a purple belt in BJJ, he could easily take Floyd down (he took Nate down) and submit him

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>>76018818
>interested in Mayweathewr/McGregor?
I could not care less about the actual fight. It will probably be very boring. I am, however, looking forward to the memes leading up to the fight.

>do you actually see McGregor having a chance?
No.

>he thought Yair was going to memekick Frankie to oblivion

My fucking sides.

>he picked andrade over jedrzejczyk

>he picked whoregay over maia

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>>76019655
>dude getting staggered from perfect counter in the nose means pooanna has no chin lmao
>1st round heem for sure my man

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>>76015561
Kuma
Modafferi
Faszholz
Lee

>>76018818
>Are MMA fans actually interested in Mayweathewr/McGregor? If it's pure boxing rules, do you actually see McGregor having a chance?
Anyone who says they aren't interested, for one reason or another, is a total liar. It will be a spectacle and every one of you will be watching.

>>76019716
This fat fuck picked andrade by decision and then typed this

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/18/15651828/joanna-jedrzejczyk-turning-a-puncher-into-a-punching-bag

>mma analysts

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>tfw DC is gonna destroy Jon and notch a win for all the law-abiding, hard working, drug free Americans out there

>>76018818
Dumb work for casual imbecils. Thank you Dana fucking White but no

>>76019792
>will still be watching

>>76019801
will he be paying?

>>76019809
TIME IS MONEY

>>76019809
Will you be paying?

>>76018818
>do you actually see McGregor having a chance?
No and people who say they do are probably just baiting you or hard on McGregors dick.

He has a punchers chance obviously, but not much more than that

>>76019782
I unironically hope so.

If he goes on to HW and beats Stipe and retires he'll be top 5 p4p of all time.

who is your most liked female fighter?

>>76019821
not to us neets its not lmao

What is the history of Werdum and the UFC? I heard fighters mention there is no way they want Werdum getting another title shot soon, and I saw someone mention something like that here as well.

>>76020077
I didn't see that anywhere but I wouldn't doubt it, he's a pain in the ass to deal with

>>>/fit/41504116