/hoc/

THIS IS A EUROPEAN FREE ZONE

>>76000099
Like the NHL.

>>76000099

Need to win a game before you get the right to set rules

>>76000122

Gretzky dubs says you're wrong faggot and you also lost to Frogs.

>>76000131

but you lost to the team that lost to the frogs though

that's even more embarrassing

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Check out all these sweet Finns Pekka.

xth for Rinne exposed

>>76000172
It's all according to the chessmasters plan

>>76000176

Is Finland 'I was only pretending to be retarded' guy?

>>76000186
More like they don't play seriously unless it depends on their life aka career or face of the people.

>>76000172

Hockey isn't individual competition.

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>>76000172
sure helped usa

>>76000172
>Joni "Jääkiekko" Kodroo :D

>>76000203

I don't understand how they even manage to win games with that retarded inbred fuck Jussi coaching.

>>76000213

How's all your players being on shit teams like the Mild working out LMAO

>>76000223
Great minds aren't easy to read and understand. So you should just respect him in the corner you're at.

friendly reminder that if it's currently over 10°C where you live, you are a dirty southener

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>>76000277

>>76000277
9°C warmest day so far this year.

>>76000284
Cuckholm city boi

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>>76000284
what the fuck
warmest days of last two summers were 25-26°C in here

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>>76000277
Humid too

>>76000299
it's over 25C now

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>>76000299
The weather has gone full Berryhill

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Hey Russia, see you in the finals?

>>76000272
He might be swedish. We do speak in the sauna

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Mobile app says mostly cloudy and 19 degrees Celcius
Feels and looks warmer desu
sweating from doing practically nothing :(

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>not going to a park and having a couple of beers with some friends a day like this

Which Scandi/Finnish country is the gayest

>>76000377
Sweden

>>76000377
Sweden

>>76000377
Finland. Literally a bunch of closeted butch gays mixed with anime "people" (as can be seen here in /hoc/)

What is the best Scandinavian city for a tourist like me? Is it Stockholm? Copenhagen?

>>76000377
Sweden

>>76000391
Malmo

>>76000391
Definitly copenhagen, no bias
Stockholm is littered with Immigrants and refugees

Copenhagen is a great tourist city, in many aspects

>>76000391
No idea why you'd go to a city and not up north. But as far as cities goes

1. Copenhagen
2. Stockholm

>>76000399
This guy has never been to Stockholm though

>>76000403
What is there to do up north if I'm traveling alone and I'm from the South

>>76000403
That is true, I'm judging solely on prejudices..
I'm sorry

>>76000407
Beautiful nature, and lots of it.

What does any scandi/nordic city have that mainland Europe doesn't?

>>76000416
It's okay, we good

>>76000421
I'm big on culture and cuisine, seen the major continental cities and as far as amenities go they are all the same but have unique vibes.

Gonna try to make it to somewhere in Scandinavia this fall if I can

>>>/int/

>>76000421
Sharia law?

>>76000440
Fair enough, you have a point

>>76000391
Kemi.

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Wat the fuck is his problem????? Why can't he stop memeing?

>>76000658
If you go outside of the big cities in Sweden, >Binlan, etc, what % of people can speak English? Would I have to heavily study up on the native language or just the key phrases?

>>76000746
He's a living meme

>>76000804
English is mandatory second language to learn in Sweden

Binland can't speak english no matter how long they try to learn.

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>>76000277

Delet this.

>>76000377

Sweden.

>>76000862
MANSE
A
N
S
E

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>>76000099
this is a madonna free zone

this thread is shit and it's all because of the yurococks

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>tfw no comfy early morning iihf games to start the day off right

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>>76001290
Kaksi - nolla

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2007 repeat is on course

I just betted 10 euros that Ottawa will win atleast by 2 goals

>>76001490
You're gonna be rich

>>76001472
>PK

>>76001472
That PK head caught me off guard, haha

Did he throw the game last night or? couldn't stay up to watch it

>>76002075
shut the fuck up

>>76002130
Awwh

>>76002075
He dindu nuffin

Is PK Subban the most overrated defenseman in the league? All he does is take meme blue line shots and hopes one goes in on some fluke tip or screen, and is shit at defending. I actually believed the hype and thought we won the trade before this series but he is absolute trash.

>88 degrees yesterday
>43 degrees today

you serious with this shit

How many bongs till hokkii?

>>76000345
Sure, I'd prefer you over swedes.

>>76002492

25

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How long until Russias inevitable choke?

Will it be against binland or Kanada?

New golf clubs coming today /hoc/
Who /BigBertha/ here?

>>76002552
I'm due for a new driver and wood so I'm thinking about that

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can't wait to knock the pens out of the playoffs tonight

>>76002583
>Ontario hockey """""knowledge""""""

>>76002579
fluery confirmed for small baller

>>76002523
Russia will win this Skoda cup.

>>76002567
They're for big ballers only, fair warning

>>76002628
I'll have you know I flew on a private plane in more than one occasion, stay in your lane /bbb/

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"My sons are gonna be better than Gretzky."

what did he mean by this?

>>76002075
He deflected a perry pass into the net giving anaheim the gwg

>>76002644
Old and delusional. i feel sorry for him. Was poor man's Koivu in his prime.

>>76002613
Thats a strange way to spell Finland

>>76000084
Any of you ever put on all of your gear before a practice or game, and I gen right before the Zambino doors close you feel like you need to poop really bad? I usually have to pee midway through practice but god damn bruh

>>76002733
whenever I exercise I never have to use the bathroom

i usually bike so there's a seat up my ass tho

>>76002733
dumb phone poster

>>76002754
Wow that's really rude so do you or no

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>>76002552
>>76002567
New Cleveland "SmartSquare" putter.
Haven't tried it yet. Will probably be top memes but it was 60% off

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>>76000277
Fucking sunbelters

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>>76002769
I've been using this fucker for so long

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>>76002754
>he doesn't post on the go
>he hasn't realized that Clover is better than any 4chan browser extension no matter how tailored you make it

>>76002803
St. Paul is an ok city I guess but it's not segregated like good northeast hockey cities

>>76002644
Mentally unstable! Sad!

>>76002754
>not posting while you take a shit

Who is the john daly of hockey? Kessel, or Theo Fleury

>>76002834
Minnesota has large suburbs that are towns of their own. They didn't need to have a city planner design blocks, they have the land to expand outwards

>>76002600
If the Sens can go up 3-1 tonight, they're almost guaranteed to win the series.

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>>76002875
>They didn't need to have a city planner design blocks, they have the land to expand outwards
>i rate sprawl

>>76002875
shut the fuck up chubbz

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>>76000099
You have to be "Semi-final"-tall to ride this thread

>>76002834
It kind of is though. Anything east of downtown is black, hmong, or white trash. Everything around and north of 94 is africa. Everything on the hill like Highland Park and surronding the colleges is comfy white neighborhoods.

>tfw colder than Finlan, Norge, and Sverige

Guys.. I have a sinking feeling that Pulju will never be more than a meme. He still looks completely clueless out there, loses pucks left and right and never seems to be in the right spot to utilise his cannon of a shot. Just too fucking dumb to play at high level.

>>76002934
chubbz doesnt know shit. He just wants to live in his white trash shithole that is basically manitoba and watch cp.

>>76002988
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot

>>76002904
Just saying lad, quite a difference in places when you have the landscape to build wide

>>76002971
so, like finnish Yakupov?

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>>76003068
post yulia

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>>76002432
+27℃ in Sweden today. At this rate I might not even live to see Sweden lose to binland tomorrow.

>>76003115
that would be nice

>>76003068
Pretty much. He looks like a bigger Yak when I watch him against top competition.

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>>76002971
>Just too fucking dumb to play at high level
ai häh?

>>76002432
Midwest? Sounds like a Michigan weather.

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>>76002965

>Minnesota has the highest concentration of Scandinavian ancestry in America
>Minnesota also imports the most Somalians and other third world trash
Pottery

>>76002971

Pulju is like a pure nature boy, who needs a fairly specific role to produce. He's at his best when he doesn't overthink stuff and doesn't get overly complicated coaching.

>>76003150
These days, the non-shooped versions of bulju look weirder than the shooped ones.

>>76003162
it is exactly michigan

Too bad Aho doesn't have the same physical package Pulju has. He would be in the GOAT tier pretty soon. So fucking smart and skilled. He is the only player in history who truly reminds me of Gretzky. I'm not saying he is going to be as good as Gretzky.

>>76003203
aka one trick pony

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>>76003197
ehhh all the salamis live in Minneapolis or the suburbs just west of it. I'll stick to living in or near St. Paul and only visiting certain parts of Minneapolis. The Hmong aren't so bad but their language is horrific.

>>76002971
>19 year old playing in Finnish national team
can you say who else have achieved that?
Granlund,Laine,Aho,koivu,selänne,lehtinen?

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Matthews isn't good btw

>>76003203
complete bullshit. Pulju was very good in the Kärpät team which was very strategic oriented.

t.kärpät fan

Kinda funny how no one thought mutch of Rantanen and Aho due to anticipation of Laine, Pulju and Vaakanainen (tho he fizzled out already and is likely an early 20's pick at this point).

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patrician finn coming through

>>76003264
And all of them were great to good. Pulju is a waste of a roster spot.

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sup bros. just woke up.
I wanna beee Anarchy

>>76003297
he just needs to learn how to skate and he's ready to go.
>>76003303
aho barely go to play, laine only scored against micky mouse countries.

>>76003281
Aho was definitely undervalued due to his height being only 5'11. He should've gone top 3 in his draft instead Kikechl.

>>76003320
yeah he had elite numbers in the finnish junior leagues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OlBG9tWfM
As much as I fucking hate the Anaheim goal song, I used to loved that in high school

>>76003264
>skoda cup
>every nations best players are absent

Matt Murray confirmed the starter tonight. Holy shit Mike Sullivan has HUGE balls. To pull a goalie who has been absolutely stellar like this is really something

>>76003367
Why? Fleury had one bad period, seems kinda harsh man.

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fuck, everyone got me

>>76003115
We've only had 11°C here. Still warmer than the previous 5°C though.

>>76003266
>Matthews isn't good because Laine is a power play/empty net babby with an unsustainable shooting percentage

>>76003266
Matthews will win the Calder and bust like every other Calder winner recently. Meanwhile Patrik will have a great career. Finns need to look at the silver laine.

>>76003367
Very mean to flower. He's helped carry the team here, he deserves to play. I just can't understand this decision

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>>76003407
>Finns need to look at the silver laine

>>76003408
Because it's a well known fact within the team that Murray is a better goalie than Fleury? Pens can't afford to go down 3-1. Put your best lineup in. Its a solid decision

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4 hours and absolutely no work done at the office lads
Feels good being the new guy

>>76003452
You won't be the any guy if you don't have anything to do/shirk what you're asked to do. Everyone knows who those people are.

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>>76003429
We made it 139 posts into a thread before someone brought up reddit. And look it was a leaf. Thanks a lot faggot

>>76003408
There's no right decision if they lose tonight and theres no wrong one if they win. Its a tough situation. If they lose and fleury has a bad game you'll wonder what could have been, same with if murray has a bad game. Don't forget last year fleury stepped in for murray in a game in the ecf, he didn't do so hot, and they went back to murray. Neither goalie is immune to bring switched with the other. The pens basicslly have 2 starters

>>76003367
>>76003380
>>76003408
It is harsh, but he has to shake up the room. Murray proved that he's not rusty, so gotta do it. Big Baller Time

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Remember to tip your refs.

>>76003452
>developer
>say im gonna work from home
>do 2 hours of work
>shitpost for 6 hours

>>76003452
>claire abbot twitter:
>I have the opposite of FOMO like seriously please dont include me in your plans I just wanna sit alone in my room laughing at memes in peace

What did she mean by this?

>>76003430
Nah. Fleury is better. Murray is just a big guy with good pads.

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Soon

>>76003491
> wonder if everyone who posted a huge paragraph on social media for Mothers Day actually wished their mom a happy Mothers Day in real life

Is this even her real twitter? How can some cute twat be this redpilled.

>finland still hasn't realized we lost on purpose to play 6d chutes and ladders

>>76003391
He just sustained his shooting average for a full season. He will always have a high shooting % due to having the best shot in the world. I don't understand why people need him to fall into average, he is never going to do that. His is generational if not greatest of all time.

Goodmorning from based Anaheim, not only the hockey capital of California but the entire United States. Think I'm going to grab a few tacos and hit the beach this afternoon, then watch highlights of last nights great win! Go Ducks!

>>76003550
There are numerous examples of players going entire seasons with unsustainably high shooting percentages, Kimmi.

>>76003569
nope. false.

Last nights thread was horrible. I blame cucks fans and their reddit obsession

>>76003452
Now that the rest of her body caught up to her tits, she looks very average

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Did you guys know that the Ducks are a piece of shit garbage team only beloved by spics?

>>76003587
I blame oil fans and their obsession with stinking up game threads with conspiracy theories and golden generation quips

>>76003408
Its the right move. Schultz not likely to play tonight, defense gonna be shit, better to have Murray in there.

>>76003367
Last year Murray got put in for fleury one game after this and that worked out pretty well

>>76003605
>their

>>76003569
How about eye test? These are no garbage goals. He can beat the goalie from everywhere inside the blue line. Look at his release and velocity and he can do it in some pretty awkward positions too. It's in his blood. I've never seen anyone shoot like that and I sure as fuck don't think he'll fall anywhere near the average in the foreseeable future.

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>>76003469
I'm definitely very nervous about this too

>>76003605
>Callgary educational system

We just saw what happens when they try to take away his shot. He simply turns into a playmaker and feeds others. He'll be hitting high 90's next season and will crack 100 many a times in his career.

Ducks lads

Go fuck yourself Kevin I know you are typing up a post right now

I hope Fleury is a vengeful fucker and refuses to waive his NMC

>that subban own goal
Holy lel

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2 new "very good" players from Canada joining my local team on Sunday
They always hype it up when they sign Canadians

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*gets suspended*

>>76003752
He is such a fucking meme, I wish >we never traded weber

>>76003773
If the best player left in the playoffs gets suspended for "cocksucker" Betjew is confirmed pulling the strings

>>76003768
Do Danes really even give a shit about hockey?

>>76003752
I didn't even notice it at first. Kek. He got them to OT though, so its okay. We should have played better

>>76003768
Names??

Reminder that the sens have held the pens to 1 goal every game 5 games in a row dating back to the regular season. The series started with an 8 (eight) to 5 (five) penguins win this season but has been sens trap domination since.

>>76003819

Crosby
McDavid

>>76003819
Subban
Shaw

>>76003792
Not that many desu, it's a shame :(


>>76003819
Not yet revealed, our best player is "Dale Mitchell" though, a Canadian

>>76003789
>Beaver hockey knowledge
Not even the best centre on his team

>>76003819
Iginla
Letang

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Heard from a good source that Jesse "Bulju" Buljujärvi is enjoying his day off with a nice pasta meal with his linemates and a pint of beer to relax.
Expect something "special"(his words apparently) from him tomorrow.

t. finnish insider man

>>76003875
>2nd most points in the playoffs
>Didn't need a freebee series against the >caps to pad stats

Need I say more

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>>76003737
Ducks m8

>>76003932
>swedes involved in every goal
>meanwhile finland nowhere to be seen

>>76003943
I think there will be more finns in future ;)

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>>76002583

not so fast

>>76003975
more busts?

Did people ever consider Kari Lehtonen """""good"""""?

>>76004050

If you consider Fins as people

>>76004033
Laine and Pulju will lead jets to stanley cup. Oilers trade pulju for a dman.

>>76004050

>Finnish goaltending
>good

>>76004114
Finnish goaltending worked well against USA.

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>tfw your league collapsed because two teams got promoted to the Elite League and another went bust
>the remaining teams are having to move into the top amateur league with only 2 Euro imports allowed and some ridiculous "arenas"
>seemed to be okay but now some of the amateur teams have bitched out and don't want to play the new teams so have relegated themselves

Meanwhile the Elite League teams are going into the next EA NHL game, it's not fair.

>>76004163
how many british hockey leagues are there? seems confusing

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Miss you bb

>>76003638
>He can beat the goalie from everywhere inside the blue line.

Including his own. Now piss off.

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>people unironically root for cucks on /sp/

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Los patos de Anaheim

>>76004241
Are you upset your finnish meme tender is finally getting >exposed?

Who are the good guys?

>>76004311
big ballers:
preds
snes

small ballers:
ducks
pongs

>>76004311
Finland

>>76004311
Penguins are lovable underdogs

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Another day hoping the Sens lose.

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>>76004197

Top league is the UK-wide Elite League, only sports league in the UK to have at least one team from all four countries (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland). Allowed 10 international imports. Three conferences of 4, one of the Scottish teams, one of the traditional teams like Sheffield Steelers and Nottingham Panthers, one for the newer teams like the ones that just moved up. Didn't used to have conferences before, think this is a money saving move as they play out-of-conference less.

Second tier was the England-only Premier League, which has recently folded. Only 5 Euro imports it was.

Below that is/was the National Ice Hockey League, which is majority English but does have 1 Welsh and 1 Scottish team. Basically amateur with a few semipro players, 2 Euro imports per team. This is split North/South with the only crossover at the final between the winners. This has two tiers, so there's a North 1 and South 1, then a North 2 and South 2 below.

Theres also the Scottish National League, which was probably below the English Premier League but above the National, but they keep to themselves.

It's a joke, they're all managed by different people who have their own selfish interests, and UK ice hockey are toothless. We generally play as the whole UK as "Great Britain", like when we won the IIHF division 2b recently, but then for some reason there's a body in England too.

>>76004453
>7/10 teams with stolen NHL names

>>76004453
>no ducks

I figured U.K. would really take after the goon team

Why can't North Americans pronounce the letter "y"?

Listening them butcher "Nylander" gives me ebola

Really feel the Pens will have a big bounce back game today like they did game 7 vs Caps

>>76004503
kneelander

>>76004453

Is Calgary going to sue Guildford for stealing their logo or did they get permission?

>>76004533
älä laita tällasta.

>>76004543
Why does your dirty language need so many dots? That's just a waste of ink

Player stereotypes
BC: Nice flow, great hands, pretty soft, doesnt like to go into the corners
AB: Big farm dumb defenseman, has a wicked clapper but cant hit the fucking net
SASK: Giant centerman, great passer but doesnt know when to shoot
MB: Chippy grinder, has no teeth and blocks shots headfirst
ONT: Generational talent, huge contract and scores a ton of points, a bit soft but nobody cares
QB: extremely skilled manlet who skates like the wind but is made of glass
NB: another skilled manlet but can actually fight and is good in the corners
NS: Heart and soul guy, backchecks hard and is never out of position
NL: Average size and not that good at fighting but tries to fight every shift for some reason, loses most of the time
USA: Pretty good second line player, doesnt know how to pass, and shoots from everywhere, gets winded easily
SWE: Silkiest skater on the team, best defenseman and puck mover. A bit soft and doesnt like to block shots
FIN: bottom six winger, skates fast and has a good shot but terrible hockey iq
RUS: Incredible hands, makes people look stupid but gets frustrated easily and tries to do it all himself

>>76004558
>his language doesn't use diaresis
>his country isn't even the original user of his language

Final four likability power rankings:

1. Predators
2. Ducks
3. Senators
4. Whatever other team with 629 first overall picks is left

>>76004597
>his language doesn't have a future tense
will be keking all day at bins

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>Yfw snes win the Stan Lee
>Yfw this brings in a glorious age of trap puck
>Yfw casuals leave

>>76004646
nooooooooooooooooooooo

The ducks are easily the most unlikeable team left desu

>>76004333
Tfw small baller finals

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>>76002803
>fahrenheit

Burgers out

>>76004665
>he says with Crosby still not hitting the links

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>>76004665

>>76004625
We don't need a future tense that isn't definitive in its meaning but rather something that might happen. You either do something or you don't, or things happen or they don't.

>>76004702
Finland will never win a gold medal.

>>76004665
Nah preds are now. Been objectively worse than ducks

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>>76004670
he's so fucking uncomfortable

>>76004670
>golden generation

>>76004579
Good post

>>76004579
USA fits Oshie

>>76004855
and eichel
and matthews
altho i think they will end up being first line centers, but american players definitely shoot more than canadians

>>76004579
I like this. Good job.

>>76004897
those guys are both younger though, they still have time to shake the stereotype

probably won't though

>>76004986
Could happen with either of them yes. just thinking kesler fits that perfectly too

god damn niggers

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>>76004665
This samefagging Canadian is trying really hard to get a Canada patch on the 7th Man

>>76005227
Really hope these guys win the cup

>>76005358
You'll never be a 7

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>>76004665

Oilniggers confirmed to be salt-based lifeforms

>>76005429
not an oilers fan, duckold

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>>76005434
>we totally believe you

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>>76004665

>>76005461
>i totally care

>>76005520
>you wouldnt respomd otherwise oilneigger

>>76005523
nice logic miguel

>>76005353
I-is that duck okay?

>>76005353
How drunk and/or white trash do you have to be to tape a dead duck to your back?

>>76005589
he's dead, that guy threw it on the ice

>>76005634
youre not very smart

>>76005656
Smart enough to not consider taping a dead animal to my back though

>>76005609

I hope his family didn't go hungry last night

>>76005769
>Daryl, where the fuck is dinner? I had that duck ready to go and now its gone.
>um i dont know becky, but me and the boys are off to the game once we finish our beers
>next morning
You mudda fucker! You wasted our only duck on a game! Im leaving you for tyrone and taking half your shit and the kids
Nashville

>>76005845
kill yourself

>>76005845
This is a good post.

>>76005845
cringed

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>its a cousin-fuckin episode

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are you afraid of the duck?

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>>76006001
They have a 12 inch corkscrew barbed penis

>>76005961
>he doesn't fuck his cousins

What are they ugly or something?

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>>76005961
>there are many hockey "fans" who think these people "deserve" to celebrate winning the cup

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>>76006024
Female ducks arent going to rape themselves.

>>76006061
They have a 12 inch corkscrew vagina that corkscrews in the opposite direction

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How come Maple Leafs and Canadiens aren't dominating the hockey in North America?

They are the 2 biggest clubs after all.

>>76006226
How do you know so much about the duck reproductive system?
Do you rape ducks?

>>76006267
shut the fuck up

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>>76006267

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>>76006288

Finnish has no future tense? Is that why they're all so short-sighted?

>>76006288
Fight me faggit
>>76006295
Do you have duck lewds?

I've been on this fucking website since High School in like 2008 and I think this is the only fucking general I still post in and the only place on the site I still come to. I can't decide if that means there's something wrong with me or if /hoc/ is the only actually fun place to talk hockey.

>>76005961
Just two dudes watching a hockey game. Hockey fans come off as pretty blue color, even though they're generally affluent and well-educated.

>>76006345
Pop quiz, hot shot. Who was CB?

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>>76006340

>>76006345
It's the only fun place to talk hockey. In every other place you're treated as a villain and the worst human being alive for throwing banter at some other teams fans.

I miss Red Wings, why can't they become good again.

>>76006369

I think that might have been a little bit before me. Earliest I remember is people like Devilsgirl, Hotlanta, and 36C. That or I'm just spacing on them.

>>76006382

I think the reason I post here is because everywhere else banter is fucking safe-spaced the fuck up. You're not allowed to say anything remotely "rude" or actually insulting. Peoplea re thin skinned as fuck outside of /hoc/.

>>76006402
you're an annoying faggot

>>76006267
>he hasnt seen the true facts series
https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

>>76006370
>loli ankka

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zucc just dropped by the street where he grew up and had a chat with a kid practicing shots

>>76006434

>Hobbits
>Ever

No

>>76006434
I bet he put that kid down and destroyed any hopes that kid might have.

>>76006345
/hoc/ is just above /heem/ in terms of the most mentally unstable people in this board.

>>76006434
>a kid
he's taller than zucc

>>76006470

If you removed the Tranny Gay fans and California fans it wouldn't be anymore desu,.

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>>76006434
zuccarello is the one in the blue, right?

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>>76006432

>>76006402
It's that and the fact you're not allowed to actually go and say anything to them. If you post anything remotely derogatory about some team in their forum/subleddit you're banned immediately after every whiny fag comes and calls you "classless", then you have a mark on your name forever and they will never let it go. You committed the grave sin of violating some sensitive queers safe space. The rules are utterly ridiculous even beyond the speech policing.

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>>76006340

>>76006491

Man I saw faggots from Calgary actually supporting Edmonton in the 2nd round on >Reddit.

What the fuck man? The only alternative to /hoc/ really is Have Fun Boards and that place is almost as bad as Reddit because of the faggot jew mods they have.

>>76006490
Keep going I'm almost done fapping

>>76006434
Well done mr. Zu

>>76006509
ducks = furfags

definite bad guys

>>76006515
I'm a flim flan fan and am not sure how I felt about the oilers:ducks series. I was torn because I hate deadmonton and the oilels but hockey is very closely related to canadian nationalism and the playoffs fuel that patriotic urge in me. I'd never cheer for the leafs though.

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>>76006516

>>76006536

I just can't understand how they'd ever do that desu. I'm a Detroit fan and it'd be like me supporting Chiraq or Colorado when my team drops out. Never in a million fucking years.

>>76006548
fear of the duck

If you compare north american hockey fans to european fans, what would say then? Where do you find the better atmosphere?

>>76006610
nashville mississippi is the hotbed of hockey fandom

>>76006548
thicc

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>>76006579

>>76006489
>Tfw I'm 6'1''
I could have been an elite skating forward

>>76006633
>>76006633
*tennessee

>>76006676
i actually typed illinois first. so i was basically right

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>>76006610
In Calgary, every single person wears a jersey and seems to like hockey

I don't have much else to compare it to though

>>76006610
European fans are shit, they have to sing and chant and bang drums throughout the game, just like faggot soccer fans, because the bigger ice surface makes the game boring as fuck.

>>76006610

All the O6 teams are pretty rabid fans aside from the >rags because they have shit, corporate fans.

>>76006402
CB was CapitalistBastard and he was definitely here in 2009 because I was studying for the bar exam then and I remember him playing Kiekko with us that summer.

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>>76006811
>rags
>O6
wat

>@FriedgeHNIC

>During last night's game, Ryan Johansen suffered a left thigh injury and needed surgery. He is out for the rest of the playoffs

have we ever had a worst postseason?

>>76006870
lmao rekt

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>>76006870
rip in pieces

>>76006870
Was this Kesler's work?
Can't wait for the inevitable salty comment then