/Heem/: Nice and Flowy Edition

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first for godly mustaches

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first for cynthia

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good op op

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>>75964216

Thx bud I made sure to link previous thread and everything

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>Cormier

as if struve beating stipe for the heavyweight belt wasn't enough

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>>75964235

One Brazilian said it was the best burger he ever had, I believe him

>>75964235
Im 100% autistic enough to make the trip just for the (You)s but im low on cash atm.

Hopefully ill get my shit sorted until the end of July and then I will do it, a trip to Rio is always fun. 6h though

>>75964268

>Miesha will never come out of retirement and twerk on Betche

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If you had to adjust the weight classes, how would you do it?

> move MW to 190
> move WW to 175
> introduce 165 pound division

This allows Weidman, Rockhold, Jacare to be more competitive at MW.

this allows Whittaker, Gastelum, Hendricks to move back down to WW.

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>http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/demetrious-johnson-reacts-to-tj-dillashaw-calling-him-out/

>“There’s other challengers in the division with more wins and on a winning streak,” Johnson said. “This wouldn’t be a super-fight because TJ is not a champion. He’s just a 135er coming down to 125 to skip the line that other flyweight competitors have worked hard to climb. Now, if he was a champion, there’d be something there.”

what did dj mean by this?

MUH LE GOAT THO

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what does this picture make you feel

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>>75964281
fem
115
125
135

men
135
145
155
165
175
185
205
235
265

>>75964295
she's still fuckable
the preacher's daughter means she is one huge slut

love blonds

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>>75964300
>he doesnt like bigg girls

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I love Fwonkie and feel bad watching these webms, but also love Aldo

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>>75964311
put those tits with this butt

and you got a stew goin

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>>75964305
>she
>daughter

>>75964282

He should just say he wants to set the record for defenses first instead of making excuses

>>75964281
60kg
65kg
70kg
75kg
80kg
85kg
90kg
95kg
100kg

fixd

>>75964282
MM should get the record, then get a super fight v Cruz late in the year. either meet halfway in a non title fight, or Cruz drops all the way down to weight for a title fight,

Bisping is shook saying he's injured and can't fight when he recently said after surgery he wouldn't settle for anything later than summer for GSP or he'd fight Yoel. How can anyone defend Bisping?

>>75964368
cool idea but I can't see Cruz ever making 125

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>>75964330
I wonder if Olivi ever had a lesbian experience

>>75964326

literal frog ass

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>>75964326
dont joke on /MyGirl/

>>75964281
I wouldn't do it, and would send the pillow tap fags who ruined that sport and are trying to ruin this sport to the gallows.

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If Amanda loses will this get updated?

>>75964276
Just make sure you blend in and wear flip flops and don't get robbed/stabbed/shot

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>>75964438
im bored so i decided to go back and watch her fight and shit, i can't believe i missed this

>>75964627
Let's be honest though, the average Brazilian fighter is more entertaining in the ring and out of it than all the bald American wrestle-boxers.

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>https://youtu.be/s86yZ27OR0Y

bisping is going MUH KNEE all of a sudden.

hmmmmmm

>>75964719

Bisping's reign has been an unmitigated disaster

>>75964627
Only 2 more to go until it's 7

13 seconds were a fluke and everyone seem to just roll with it

>>75964735
bisping was a fluke, mcgregor is not

>>75964735
He did knock Aldo out, and probably would again in a rematch. Aldo can't dodge DAT LEFT for whole 5 rounds

>>75964759

He only needs to dodge it for 2 my man

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>>75964735
>spend two years telling jose exactly how you'll beat him
>beat him that way
>"""fluke"""

>>75964776
>let's go boi
Is he black for real

Pick one heem

Frankie vs Dom

Frankie vs Max

>>75964786
Frankie vs Max

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>>75964776

He's RoboAldo now, the Conor loss helped him

>>75964786
Frankie vs Max. Dom would embarrass him.

>>75964776
You legitimately think he'd knock him out in 13 seconds every time? You're fucking retarded

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>>75964836
you think he wouldnt?

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>>75964822
>Dom would embarrass him

Cody "No Love" Garbrandt

Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov

>>75964818
all he did since was bitch and moan like a baby and beat a fighter he already beat

>>75964836
you think jose can handle conor's size and power at 145?

>muh leg kicks
won't do dick when he has to taste that left hand power before they make a difference

"Seething" Al Iaquinta

>m-masvidal won the popular vote!

is anyone else excited for the battle of the booties, aka holm vs. bethe? it's too bad it's not at 145, holly's ass was goin for dat thicc belt vs. gdr

>>75965027
Maia actually won the popular vote with untrained cucks

>>75964950
>a-aldo is deleted!!!
>oh whatever he already beat frankie once
fucking faggot

>>75965057
>5 rounds of HSSSH TSSS and babby leg taps from bethe
WGAF

make the 5 rounder RDA REEEEEEE

>>75965103
>masvidal won the fight in most people's minds
t.you in the every thread since saturday

>>75965151
No one said that

Which fighter do you think has the biggest penis?

>>75965192
Jon Jones according to Joe Rogan Experience

>>75965190
>history will remember that Maia won the decision, but Maia won the fight
t.you

>>75965192
ngannou

>>75965205
Correct

>>75965213
>>75965205
*Masvidal

>>75965103
*takes your back and restricts your breathing by body triangle as you scream that it doesn't mean shit*

>>75965225
Oh for sure those crotch teeps irritated Masvidal's skin

>>75965192
Stefan Struve

>>75964282
>oh yeah I'll fight TUF winner for the title, a guy who wasn't good enough to stay in the UFC
>no no no , there's too many contenders on a yuuuuge win streaks for me to fight number 1 bantamweight contender

>>75965231
>What is grappling aspect of mma?

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How would Cruz do at Featherweight?

Would he be top 5?

>>75965242
Something that needs to include damage, advancing position, and/or attacking with submission attempts

Aka the MMA aspect of grappling. You're not impressing anyone by pretending you appreciate grappling

>>75965244
way too small. max and yair are big boys, well edgar and mini are still biters

demian maia is an awful "fighter"

>>75965192
>Stefan Struve
>>75965200
>>75965207
>>75965200
>>75965233
What about Joey B? He's dating Olivi as a manlet somehow

>>75965301
olivi is a womanlet, she probably has a tiny vaj desu

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>>75965231
>he's still mad
title shot never for poorgay aspiedal

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>>75965272
>still SEETHING

>>75965327
Jorge won the fight. Im fine. You seem to have trouble accepting this

>>75965333
nice headcanon

>>75965360
k

>>75965252
If Edgar and Mendes can succeed then why can't Cruz?

His style is meant to be evasive and defeat people who are bigger than him.

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like this post if you have no interest in GSP ever fighting again

>>75965392
i'm fine with his stock becoming worthless

>>75965392
Bisgod would have won to be quite stern with you, friends.

Did rashad coulter get injured on Saturday? I was at the fight and his leg seemed fucked up

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>>75965192
>The STATE of heem

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>>75965413
seems that way

>>75965428
kek, thanks for the laugh bud

>Twood says that he's need to be talked to before the Maia fight
lmao

>>75965392
The only fight GSP should be having right now is Anderson Silva, Nick diaz, or any other irrelevant fighter I'm not thinking of right now.

>>75965445
If he's scared of Maia he's no champ
Woodley has striking and power are much better than Masvidal and if he doesn't believe in heeming Maia he's a retard

>>75965445
>it's another woodley "ducking" episode
go away

>>75965505
his striking isn't better than masvidal, he just has more power.

he's much stronger, and his wrestling is on another level which will cause maia problems, this isn't a condit episode.

>>75965391
no, his style is range dependent. being an out fighter, having longer reach matters

good luck being elusive if your opponent has 5" extra

cruz would meme all over conor and get in his head

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>>75965445
Tyrone has no leverage after his "performance" at 209

>>75965587
lol nice OC

>>75965538
>"ducking"
not exactly but he's not facing challenge like a champ neither
Maia deserved title shot long time ago and if Woodley denies him that then he's a bitch

>>75965596
Thanks buddeh, I think Masvidal's version would be better since Maia has such a bland face and personality too. You can see in Jorge that his ancestors owned Yoel's ancestors, he would fit as a mean cracka better

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>>75964295
I wud smash, then berry, and then marry.

>>75965721
She has the prettiest hair

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>tfw Holloway smashes up Laldo and all his cuck fans get BTFO again

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>>75965736
100% true my brother

>>75965741
What's next for Conner? Mayweather and retire?

>>75965751
mayweather fuck about, comes back to mma to fight khabib or max. dodging big max "aka fergussn"

>>75965751
Mayweather ducked, so probably Ferguson.

>>75965783
>>75965811
I don't think he wants to lose in his retirement fight.

>>75965832
He's not even close to retirement. At all. The Mayweather negotiations were never real and Khabib can get buried over pulling out, so I'm guessing Ferguson is next followed by Diaz.

>>75965852
He is. He's an egoistic cunt, and want to end on good record. And he's gonna start losing soon.

>inb4 ayy we heard that before

>>75965866
The money always disappears fast with these guys, I doubt he has a choice. All he really has to do is get past Ferguson and he can coast against weak opposition.

>>75965604
he said he'd fight him but he'd rather fight diaz goobs or gsp. he's being honest

and maia said he wants time off so just wait for woodley to fight someone else and the ultra spergs will go off again

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SAVE US MCGREGOR

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>for sure im a big fan, cowboy is just a personal friend

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Who is the tallest middleweight? Luke?

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>>75965986
stop posting this retarded picture

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Look into my eyes /heem/.

>americans have to pay $60 for a numbered UFC event and then they STILL have twice as many advert breaks as the UK version does

Why do you accept this shit?

>>75966268
Grandma is gonna get laid on for 15 minutes, believe you me buddeh

>>75966306
I've never bought a UFC PPV.

>>75965905
That's what I'm thinking. If he retires with something like $20m, he's gonna spend it in a few years. You can tell from his retarded shit on instagram, and also by the fact he was on welfare.

>>75965935
I love the blonde slav girl, but she will lose. She will just get knucklefucked like Ronda.

>>75964961
>you think jose can handle conor's size and power at 145?
He can definitely handle it a few times, the problem was he lunged into that one shot, completely open. He wouldn't do that in the rematch. I think at most he gets dropped.

>>75966306
>>75966306
Fuck the uk one though playing adverts over the walkins

>>75966390
Think the american one does adverts inbetween rounds when you can hear what the cornermen are saying to the fighters which is stupid

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I could heem all of you

>>75966416
*shoots a double and slaps on gogoplata on you*

heh nothing personnel kid

next cyborg fight when

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>>75966486
Who gives a fuck, all I care about is when candylei is gonna stop ducking my boy.

Tonys striking defence is too bad for conor

it would go the same as Conor vs Eddie

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really makes u think

>>75966566
Wondercuck is still first? Get him the fuck out of there, he's the most boring person in UFC. I'd rather watch WMMA, than Wondercuck.

>>75966537
I'd like to see Conner vs Aldo, to shut up those fanboys who think it wasn't luck.

>>75966578
can't wait until he KOs memesvidal

who is khabib gonna fight next?

>>75966537
Tony has a better chin and is much lengthier

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>>75966596
His weight cut.

>>75966589
Larkin couldn't do it, Wonderboy definitely won't

>>75966610
>Tony has a better chin
People was saying that about Eddie, Conors power is too much. He'd ko Tony

Dustin Poirier: $15,000
vs. Eddie Alvarez: $5,000

wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4eB_8JKKo

hey... I wa... I wa...
Dana's face says it all

>>75966620
eddie objectively does have a good chin

he's shorter and has a much shorter reach than le cuckio though

>>75966631
UFC needs their own Russian Revolution

>>75966620
no one said that eddie had a good chin, just that he's durable and comes back from a knockdown

tony wouldn't get hit by conors usual shots, and he would roll into him, get mount and slice him up. also fuck khabib

>>75966636
Eddie gets hurt and rocked all the time, it's a hallmark of his career, his recovery is great, his chin sucks

>>75966537
el cucuy will heem conor within 1 round with a meme kick

>>75966408
>>75966306
There are no comercials during ppvs. We see full walkout and in between rounds.

There are commercials during the televised prelims during walkout and usually between rounds.

Schaub bless

>>75966666
Bro you broke 4chan

>>75966610
>>75966619
>>75966636
>>75966649
>>75966650
>>75966666
Why is some same fag brit riding el cucuys dick. Stop hoping boys
>this time!

I hate every here

>>75966692
Except me
Apology assepted

RDA is a good looking man

>>75966705
He looks like Frankenstein

Are we back?

>>75966771
back from what?

Stephen A. Smith Rant On Jon Jones Over Cocaine Use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsI9AGAYQI

>>75966775
4chan went down for hours

Anyone have the JRE H-E-E-M COPYPASTA?

Anyway, now that we're back

I had this weird dream last night where Aldo and Max did shirtless weigh ins, and Aldo was ripped, but also had saggy tits. Like Miesha Tate tits, and nobody acted like it was abnormal or anything except me

Also can we post images yet?

>>75966817
Wow what a fucking loser you are.

>>75966817
it means you're a fucking gay cunt

>>75966817
Sounds hot

Ignore the 2 closet homos above me

*doesn't make weight*

>>75964208

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: >>75955510

News:

>CSAC makes drastic changes to weight cutting policy
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/california-state-athletic-commission-weight-cutting-10-point-plan

>Woodley training with backpack ahead of Maia fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-champ-tyron-woodley-running-with-backpack-idea

>UFC to return to Japan
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/octagon-returns-japan-ufc-fight-night-sept-23

>GoFundMe made to raise money for Nick Catone's son
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/16/15650982/gofundme-nick-catone-family-death-son-ufc-fighter

>Yair Rodriguez can see out of his injured eye now
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/17/15652998/pic-yair-rodriguez-still-purple-can-finally-open-stitched-up-eye-mma

*pushes Abel*

how varied is w/l in mma? do they generally stick around 1.0 over their careers or is it some ace pilot shit where one guy just slays everyone all the time?

>''McGregor was recently criticized by a luxurious car rental company after “Notorious” was pictured standing on the hood of Rolls Royce, acting as if the car was his and not rented.''

>'' It is understood the board informed residents that it had prepared a letter to be sent to the owners of the home – which is rented by McGregor – requiring his protection team to confine themselves to his property.''

Reminder that Conor's just acting filthy rich, everything he ''owns'' is rented.

>>75967061
that's pathetic

>>75966876
>>75966849

Im not saying I liked it, I was legitimately concerned that he had saggy tits

>>75967061
*rents Dee's womb*

he really is incorrigible

Does Joanna have fake teeth? They look like bowling pins. She has had over 100 fights they must be fake right?

>>75967101
Shut the fuck up, nerd. No one cares. Take it to reddit where they like that brand of cringey shit.

>>75967061
Trust me real rich people are worse than he is in a completely different way. I used to live in Ponte Vedra Florida (I'm not rich). I'll take Conor acting like a rapper any day of the week.

BASED CONOR LIVING INSIDE THE HATERS HEADS RENT FREE

Why would he pay to bring his own across to England when he can just rent one? HAHA PUSSIES

>>75967125
WGAF

>>75967125
Nah she doesnt, on old photos she has horse teeth too, they must be durable.
Gadelha has some fancy fake teth according to Mickey Gall

>>75967144
>most exciting fighter on every card
>wgaf

i'm sick of men's mma enough already it's been 20+ years

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/17/15653476/wme-img-invites-ufc-roster-to-las-vegas-this-weekend-for-retreat

>>75967195
>according to Mickey Gall

Don't need to go by his word, she plugs her orthodonist about 30 times on instagram

I think Claudia is the cutest, sexiest 115er.

>>75967214
That's a lot of money in travel and hotels

>>75967214
If the fighters were smart they'd take this opportunity to demand a collective bargaining agreement but theyre not so they wont.

>>75967252
What is collective bargaining agreement?

>>75967241
I was gonna say "put them up at station hotels" but then I remembered the UFC doesnt have free hotel rooms anymore.

>>75967252
you saw how easily ufc staff muscled michael chiesa? they would be wise to keep their mouths shut.

>>75967261
What is google?

>>75967271
What is so

I was gonna say "what is solidarity" but then I realized you were talking about chiesa getting carried away at the press conference, not "muscled" as in bullied, I was trying to delete it and the post timer hit.

>>75967214
this is a USADA trap
like when they tell criminals they won a lottery and then arrest them

>>75967300
Fuckin goof

>>75966817
Don't ever talk shit on meesh's tits ever again you cuck

>>75967214
sounds like how they start the mortal kombat tournament. i bet jon jones wins

>>75967335
Jones has no chance against Scorpion, his style depends too much on reach and Scorpion can cancel that out easily with rope attacks

>>75967330
Will you like me on instagram if I get balls inserted into my chest? I gotta say it's a god damn effective way to get people "interested" in a female fighter.

>>75964208
I cannot stop looking at Aldo's footwork there, so subtle yet so perfect and fleet footed. He's such a ridiculous athlete.

Post more heems you fags.

>>75967389
>13 seconds
>perfect

also he can't even dunk lol

>MacDonald vs Daley is a only a 3-round fight

FraserAlimony.jpg

happy birthday miami's own alistair overeem

>>75967415
It's also going to be on a tape delay

>>75967427
no bellator fan knows that though lol

https://mma-today.com/maribek-taisumov-ufc-sweden

Taisumov is out

>>75967427
Oh yeah some fag here told me he would spoil the results a few months back, thanks for reminding me

Guys I ordered Kebap over an hour ago. Where is my delivery?! Fucking Turks

Predict the odds for Rose vs. Joanna.


>>75967441
will that card ever recover?

>>75967445
should have ordered a famous burger

>>75967445
Relax Lucas, it will come

>>75967462
>WMMA

>>75967415
>>75967427
What a waste

Hate the feeling of one of your boys fighting...... pray for Rory

>>75967441
Taisumov should be going to ACB. Its better for him than fights in shit ufc european card prelims for peanuts

>>75967403

>The dude Conor beat is good
>No he sucks dude lmao

>Conor isn't good cause everyone he beat sucks
>Stop being a hater you loser, Conor is GOAT

Imagine being this stupid

>>75967444
That was me, the guy you're responding too. Can't wait.

>>75967514
>too

Neck yourself you retard

>>75967518
Tone down the autism sperg

>not watching bellator live online
casuals

>>75967464
I hope so. Either way, Im gonna remove kebap

>>75967528
How do you know what link is live or linked to TV?

>>75967518
>he feels constrained by convenchanul spellings
Cuck

>>75967531
Instead of hitting the floor those kebabs should be hitting your plate

>>75967537
fuck off Jamal

>>75967138
Stories

>>75967572
Great, this fucking goof

I'll be doing a live stream to talk about fighting in about 10 minutes. Be there.

https://youtu.be/b1706qXZ6mU

>>75966351
>Shevchenko will get knucklefucked like Ronda

For SURE watch the first fight my dude.

>shevchenko beats Nunes
>Shevchenko vs Joanna for 125lb belt
Only way the division gets any interest

>>75964776
I don't like McGregor, but this is still fucking unreal what he did here.

>>75966351
>I love the blonde slav girl, but she will lose. She will just get knucklefucked like Ronda.
Amanda gassed after 2 rounds and Shev was putting it on her bud. This is 5 rounds. Shev gonna get the late finish.

>>75967650
I'd rather see Shevchenko v GDR first. Sort of the ending of a mini-tournament to sort out the best striker in wBW.

>>75967704
GDR is retired.

>>75967704
Lol i would not. If Shevchenko was smart she'd toss GDR to the ground in a minute and submit her anyways

>>75967717
From wFW, sure.

>>75967726
>he doesn't listen to Based Eugene
She is retired my guy 100%. Will come out as official this week is my guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afqdolgH5A

Such a disrespectful, lier and degenerate piece of shit

>>75967778
She's Brazilian, it comes with the genetics.

EMMENACED
https://youtu.be/jFsbgFhKUYw
https://youtu.be/jFsbgFhKUYw
https://youtu.be/jFsbgFhKUYw

He's fighting Elkins in July on the Weidman vs Gastelum card

>>75967778
>non native English speakers talking trash in English

I'm a fucking samurai.

YOu're just an AVERAGE. bloke.

>>75967831
Concieve, believe, achieve

Shut the fuck up buddeh

>>75967393
literally can't

When that fucking guy walks in he...

Wipe off the rest of that big brown

>>75964208
>Rousey BTFO
>Rockhard BTFO
>Wonderboy BTFO.
>Stipe Miocic is the best champion in the UFC
while this is hilarious, is it a good thing for their marketing campaign to take such a beating?

I like Stipe and all, but I have a feeling Dana isn't too pleased.

Do any of you listen to co main event podcast? I used to listen regularly, but then I fell off. But I'm bored and decided to turn on the most recent episode.

>>75964776
>>beat him that way
He beat him the same way Serra beat GSP - luck.

Not that Goobs isn't great, he is. But this fight told us nothing about how they match up. It told us nothing.
Unfortunately, Conor will duck Aldo for the rest of his life because he wants to be able to maintain the illusion that Aldo was such a non-threat that he was able to beat him in 13 seconds.
The loss did Aldo a lot of good. I can't say who'd win the rematch, but any fighter worth his salt would agree to a rematch.
But Conor will keep up the novelty fights instead of acting like a champ an defending.
Think about the legends - GSP, Anderson, JJ - those guys have defended ~10 times each.
Compare that to Conor and you can see how he doesn't have any legacy yet.

Aldo-Goobs 2 would be huge, so why doesn't Conor do it? Any answer he gives is nullified by fighting Nate twice. The only reason he wouldn't rematch Aldo is that he knows it won't go the way it did the first time.

>>75965935
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT POSTER???
WHY ARE THOSE NOBODIES FEATURED MORE PROMINENTLY THAN THE FIGHTERS?

>>75968260
>Do any of you listen to co main event podcast?

Every week, my man. It's a good time-passer while I'm on my commute, but nothing that I'd listen to while actually doing something.

>>75968261
>He beat him the same way Serra beat GSP - luck.

A FUCKING LEAF

>>75968170
Trust me my man, Dana's sphincter is throbbing every time someone mentions Cain. He would literally sacrifice half of the HW division to Satan just to heal Cain's knees if he could.

Chicano champ = mexican market sealed

Le croatian firefighter = wgaf

>>75968170
>Rockhold

UFC never really pushed him desu

>>75968281
Hello /r9k/

>>75966351
>If he retires with something like $20m,

Keep in mind that for every purse Conor has to pay out:

10% - publicist
15% - manager
10%-15% - agent
Income tax: $119,996.25, PLUS 39.6% of the amount over $413,200
$80,000 - $300,000 - training camp, travel, pre-fight medicals
??? - insurance

He'll have to fight a lot more to retire with $20 mil.

>>75968170
Nothing will ever top Cain getting BTFO in a minute on free TV.

>>75968354
Stop posting this, you dumb faggot.

>>75968345
i don't follow women's mma and won't until they can fight, Ronda.

No amount of good will and political correctness can disguise the fact that they are not good.

>>75968367
I saw that live. Dana was so mad during the press conference. I can remember him saying "I dont know why he didnt shoot"

>>75968377
Ok /r9k/

>>75968376
"stop posting facts!"

go back to /b/, Ethan

>>75968390
fyi, there's a smudge of pizza sauce on your fedora

>>75968391
Youre not posting facts, stupid. Thats the problem.

I can tell you're a minimum wage loser based on your pathetic knowledge of financial matters.

>>75968331
He was starting to get a bit of a push leading up to 199 then Weedman JUST'd himself again, and then came along Bisping

Rockhold has the charisma of sand though

>>75968377
>No amount of good will and political correctness can disguise the fact that they are not good.

I think you've misunderstood why people watch women's sports, lad.

Sidenote, why the fuck can't I upload examples of titty monsters to heem.com?

>>75968284
Just filter Canada and /heem/ becomes 90% better.

>>75968388
If memory serves they didn't even air any of the undercard fights, it was just The Cain Show. What a disaster

>>75968433
Valentina would beat up everyone who frequents this thread.

>>75968435
>just be a safe space bitch and your little snowglobe will be better

Lol

>>75968433
Image posting is down. Just send those tiddies my way

>>75968449
You mad?

this woman meets Don King and thinks he's Martin Luther King...wtf? kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ixeRxkpWyM

Nate beats up a child.webm

>>75968435
Get a load of this pu$$y

>>75968497
See >>75968468

>>75968518
Mad you can't filter American flags? B*tch

>>75966566
How do people still deny that Woodley is the WW GOAT? Has got to be racism at this point.

Smart
Cunning
Handsome
Awesome
Unstoppable
Based

Poast your favorite heem images
ArielMakesJoannaCry.webm

>>75968524
(:

BigCountryKOsSomeCan.webm

Luke Thomas deadlifts over 500lbs and benches nearly 400lbs

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>>75968552

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>schaub poster is back

Brazen
Rich
Endearing
Natural
Daring
Artist
Noteworthy

>>75968606
It was nice while it lasted

>>75968606
Nope, just a bad imitation.

>>75968261

He cant lose the 13 seconds because he uses that as an excuse for not defending

"Why should I defend when I beat the P4P in 13 seconds?" "You expect me to fight Frankie when he couldn't lay a finger on the guy I beat in 13 seconds? Frankie would die in the cage with me." etc

Even if he beats Aldo again, if the fight is remotely competitive, he looks like he can be beat at Featherweight, which increases buzz for a title defense, which is the last thing he wants

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Who is your favorite current champion?

>>75968632
Those swollen ankles always turn me off.

>>75968628
Nah it's him. It's what he's become. A mix of Schaub posting and anti Schaub posting

>>75968658
It isn't

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>>75968552

>>75968632
Jon Jones

>>75968632
Tyron Woodley

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Brave
Important
Grand

Brawny
Risky
Open
Winner
Nourishing

Advertising is not allowed on 4chan.

>>75968775
Jesus Christ...

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Tremendous
Fantastic
Amazing
Terrific
Killer

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me = Chad
heemposters = nerd faggot

BJJ HEMINDER for that Masvudal won the fight goof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KokcLXUTlqU

Fresh
Affordable
Made-to-order
Outstanding and
Unbelievably
Succulent

Burger

MIGHTY MANLET JUST BLEW RONDA THE FUCK OUT!
>UFC champ has scathing message for Ronda Rousey: ‘You got your ass beat, grow the f—k up’


https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2017/5/17/15654594/ufc-champ-scathing-message-ronda-rousey-you-got-your-ass-beat-grow-up-mma

This is the gayest shit you verified homos have tried to meme into existence in months.

>>75968938
It's one sperg who is here all day

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>>75968819
Then why do I see ads at the bottom of every page?

>>75968261
Firs time Canada has been right about anything desu

>>75969004
So you admit you're advertising.

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>>75969048
What would I be advertising? These finger guards you desperately need? I was just pointing out that there is obviously advertising on 4chan.

R1: 10-9 Maia, arguably 10-10
R2: 10-9 Masvidal
R3: 10-9 Masvidal

Indisputable

>>75969126
It's kind of you to let Brendan live in your head rent free even though he is so much richer than you.

>>75969101
>What would I be advertising?
Boy this really got the ol' neurons firing

>>75968938
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

>>75969151
I make more money than the Schaub. And you. He's low-income

Lmao @ your """lives"""

>>75969192
You can lie to us but you can't lie to yourself. Choose to be inspired by Brendan's success, don't h8 on it.

>>75969181
Alpha brain?

>>75969115
>being flattened out on the ground with a 4th degree bjj black belt on your back is winning a fight
Really made me think

>>75969222
GADOSH

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why are masvidal dickriders so obnoxious

>>75969281
Good lord is he strong
I just hope to see him 3-4 more times in that cage at 155

>>75969220
See this isn't a no. You are advertising.

>>75969281
Because he looked like he was the next big deal at WW after beating cowboy, even though historically he always fails to deliver big

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>>75969315
>talking about an mma legend in an mma thread is advertising
I don't understand you bro

https://www.rt.com/sport/388587-hockey-enforcer-mma-ryspayev-life-ban/

Hockey enforcer banned for life in KHL gets MMA offer from Fight Nights Global

Conor x Vasyl Lomachenko would be way better than Conor x Floyd

>>75969308
He's not going to do it even one more time because he's a lazy obese fuck

>>75969281
Nobody actually likes Masvidal, it's people who can't see the difference between lay n' pray and Maia's grappling skills.