/f1/ - Monaco is unironically the best race Edition

Floerst for team firsch

>le monkey face

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3rd for Lewis Hamilton will win the 2017 WDC

daily reminder that F1 hasn't been good since 2008

>>75954822
>no webm
delete yourself

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Red 5 standing by

>>75954784
Eighth for another AMD AMX DNF after crashing against a Monaco wall.

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Remember when f1 was bad?

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>>75954904
LH44 rising by

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Hop in loser, we're stealing the title

>>75954985
>gimi "what do I do with my hands" raikkonen

>>75954985
>we

Who are you trying to fool, Kimi?

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>>75955021
Don't know what you are talking about :DD

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>>75954985
Dream on, kid

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>>75954985
has there ever been a more perfect man?

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>>75955069
n-no

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>>75955069
Yes

>>75955069
>>75955087
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/
that is your place

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>>75955068
>tfw Lewis is the GOAT

>>75954985
>Ferrari winning

'no'

>>75955069
>0 constructor's titles
>0 driver's titles
>Worked for Marlboro

Toto is better.

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>>75955069

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>>75955102
Thanks, MrFlow but I'd rather not.

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nth for *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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26th for I took so long to make this, a new thread was made

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>>75955069

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>>75955345
too long nosed for my liking

>>75955345

Isnt this the man that said that no one wants V10 engines back?

>>75955343
kino choice in helmets desu senpai(>>75951455)

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>>75954784
Red Bulls are so beautiful this year.

>>75955355
that's antisemitic

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>>75955452
t. Vettelstein

So will Palmer manage to last the whole season before getting kicked out? I'm betting one more absolutely abhorrent weekend gets him fired

>>75955475
he's not getting the engine upgrades that kraut is getting. he has to lug three people in the car, and it's damaging his performance

stop bullying him

>>75955475
Hulk is slowly becoming a regular point scorer and Palmer is far away from it even with retirement so I don't think so
Hopefully when the FE season is over and Buemi is champ (or when he's champ before it ends which is possible with the gap) they give him the seat

>>75955475
Probably, unless he starts crashing every race.

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post GOAT helmet designs

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>>75955533

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Post em

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>>75955607
template

So the next engine formula will be a V6, TWIN-turbo this time, no MGU-H (to make it louder, simpler and cheaper), but with a beefed up MGU-K.

Yes?

If you have a good argument why that won't happen, please give it.

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don't know whether to put Ericsson in the hate list
he's a shit driver who should have never been in F1 yets gets to stay for years but he also has autism like me

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>>75955623
too simple, F1 has to stand out with technology.
There are only two ways: fully electric or fully petrol with a twist

I think I changed my opinion on Villeneuve.
I rate him now.

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>>75955657
watch out, palindrome digits in 300 posts
>>75955957

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>>75955533
what does /f1/ think of my helmet?

>>75954938
it's a fucking miracle that both Mercedes and Ferrari developed two equally fast cars >1 second faster than any other team on the grid.

Imagine the shitfest if one of them hadn't.

>>75955716
too much alpha layer

>>75955657
>fully petrol with a twist
What is the "twist"?

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>randomly turn on SkyF1

G O A T
O
A
T

>>75955760
just a little drop of petronas synthetic motor oil

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>>75955645
>autism like me

Who is kimi?
Who is Buttass?
Who is Lauda?

>>75955764
>James Allen: "Our next race in 2 weeks time, in Singapore, will be the first ever F1 night race. What will happen there, no one knows."


Flavio, Symonds, Piquet, and Alonso knew what was going to happen there :^)

>>75955793
Lauda doesn't have autism, he was just very intelligent but still knew how to cat in social matters.
Kimi I have in the all time favourites. I like Bottas but don't think he's good enough to be one of my favourites at any point.

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>>75955760
it has 10 cylinders...
...inline

>>75955813
>to cat
to act

>>75955723
Yes, its something that happens occasionally by pure luck on this sport.

>>75955760
just petrol+petrol instead of petrol+air

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>>75955607

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>r(uth's)fw strategy is shit but car finishes in the points anyway

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>V6 turbo
>inline 4 turbo

Why not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlM3EmuQmS0&t=10

>>75955848
>Hating Alonso

Not giving you any meme replies, but I'm genuinely curious why you dislike him slavbro

how about 8 separate 1-cylinder engines, half of them are turbocharged, two are supercharged and two NA

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>>75955764

He's gonna do it!

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>>75955938

W E W
E
W

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>>75955883
2 0 0 6

he won that year and "denied" goodbye WC title for Schumi. As a kid I shed a lot of tears over that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Oc7lKjLVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxv3wo6aXOo

>>75955872
ruth is cute

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>>75955964

Even Tractorcunt raised his boom

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>>75954784
Monaco is shit.
Literally follow the leader.

Only watching it for Jenson Button.

>>75955979
>The pain when your childhood hero gets defeated

Yeah that's pretty sad and could have a lasting effect on you when growing up.

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>>75955993

>dat finger

>>75956016
pleb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

>>75956036
Yeah, he was and still is my favorite sportsman. The fact that I have started watching F1 before any other sport made my bond with Schumi even stronger.

I just wanted him to retire as a champion dammit.

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>>75955607
you and I are very alike

>>75955979
>>75955883
this is also why I hate Alonso
and for fucking Massa

>>75956016
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lfw05

@12m00s

>>75956132
Worst F1 memories for me are Schumi losing in 2006 and that Brazil race in 2008.

>>75956107
>Loves Senna
>Hates Hamilton

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>>75956173
>finalnd

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>>75954784
STILL I RISE

>>75956151
Delete this.

Those shitty bridgstone tyres fucked the engine, fuck you.

>>75956209
Delete this

>>75956107
Why hate Bottas?
He seems like a decent bloke to me.

>>75956277
Yeah, even vast majority of Ferrari fans like him.

Also checked.

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Reminder that Valtteri Bottas is a pay driver.

>>75955607
> Favouriting a 200 year old car instead of a V10

*tips*

>>75956330
every driver has a personal sponsor

see hamilton and blackberry

>>75956100
Damn...stop making me feel man. It hurts ;_;
But Schumi was one of my favorite drivers too and hearing how became a living potato still saddens me. Even his shitty moves (like parking the car in Monaco during qualifying) I kinda admire because of how determined he was.

>>75956107
Would you also hate Bottas if he was still driving for Williams?

>>75956330
don't forget about Kemppi

>>75956330
is letting your team have their way with your wife count as being a pay driver?

>>75956378
What does Button have to do with this?

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>>75956373
I thought this joke was pretty funny

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>>75956395
>implying Brittny is worth a seat in anything even Formula E

>>75956375
Yes, even more so. He falls under the hate but respect category, so in actually glad that he went to Mercedes. I don't like him, but he deserved it.

>>75956356
>Hating the based sharknose

http://www.iltalehti.fi/viihde/201705162200142329_vi.shtml

WAGfag do you follow Minttu on instagram?

Gimi is now a dad for the second time (girl called Rianna) and she posted an announcement there

>>75956582
>her mothers looks
>her fathers autism

Hot.

>>75956582
Yeah just no need to report on everything.

>Rianna Angelia Milana

Guessing Minttu got to name this one

>>75956707
can you screencap the post? she made her account private

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>>75956721
Didn't even realise

>tfw in the exclusive Ruth club as well

>>75956767
where's her umbrella ella
ella
eh eh?

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>>75956474
>>75956395
wtf happened to his hapa gf/wife/whatever?

She was 100x more attractive than pic

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>>75955607

Here you go

Please rate

>>75956809
Good:
Montoya
Nige
Stewart

Bad:
Everything else

>>75956767
>>tfw in the exclusive Ruth club as well

She went public again several months ago.

>>75956819
>he doesn't rate hamilton
>he doesn't rate tricky ricky, alonso, or gimi
>he doesn't rate mclaren
>he doesn't rate the williams fw14b
>he doesn't rate coulthard or damon hill

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>>75956802
He cheated on her, divorced her and now she is probably in a relationship with John Mayer.

Which is kinda funny because it means they both hang out in California a lot so must see each other.

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>>75956809

>>75956802
He and Jessica got married on a tropical island in a last-ditch effort to save their relationship

They were spending 95% of their time apart, on opposite sides of the world, and were growing more and more distant. As you'd expect, it didn't work and so they promptly divorced and went their separate ways, remaining "friends".

Then, Jenson started dating a Playboy slut, Brittny, who he may or may not have been banging behind Jessica's back. Said Playboy slut also apparently resembles Jessica.

Ironically, now Jenson is retired it means he's not spending 300 days of the year away from home, and could've saved his doomed marriage.

>>75956841
>Ham
Good pre-2008

>Ric
Aigt

>nando
Gud

>gimi
GOAT

>williams
One of the better cars

>mcLaren
Fallen angel

>Couthard
Aight

>Hill
Don't care for, but respect

Happy?
>>75956845
Dam y he cheat on that?

t. hapa fet

>>75956052
>little did F1 know what was to follow

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>>75956863
>F1 couple who recently married and lives in separate houses in separate countries only meeting for races and odd weekends.

That sounds familiar...

>>75956878
Because the marriage was a knee jerk reaction due to his dad dying and a bit of >>75956863
Jenson is hardwired to be a playboy, the WC & McLaren just taught him how to play and manipulate the media to thinking he is a good boy.

Scared with the idea of settling down he found a playboy model via his best m8 and fucked her. He shows her off because he was wants to reaffirm the playboy image in his head.
Basically midlife crisis: F1 edition.

I only take solace from the fact I think his sister vilified him for it.

>>75956851
That's not very nice lad. I will rate yours though.

>>75956799
1. Fuck Vettel
2. I don't really like Ocon, but I like Fat John, and Perez is okay, and Hulkenberg... meh
3. Why the fuck do you hate Massa?
4. I hate your current favourite team
5. Renault and Force India are alright
6. Why do you hate McLaren? Honda are shit, but what's wrong with McLaren?
7. Good shout on JPM and Gimi
8. Good shout on favourite car, and favourite teams
9. Very good shout on favourite helmet, I was going to put that on my one too but couldn't be arsed

>>75956878
>good pre-2008
So, for one year? And I'm guessing you're talking about his personality rather than his actual driving? Because that seems to be what most people talk about. Which I think is absurd, but whatever.

>McLaren
>fallen angel
True but it's not really their fault - well, Boullier's a bit of a wanker, but otherwise it's mostly the Japs' fault.

>>75956626
will /f1/ still be around in 17-18 years for us to drool over her?

>>75956975
>you're going to wait until she's 17 year old

Yeah sure, you keep telling yourself that, you sick bastard :^)

>>75956921
Jessica had a job which prevented her from following Jenson wherever he went (and they never really seemed to be that into each other to begin with, tbqh).

Emilia is a NEET now that her Olympic career is more or less over and she just does horse-riding (a hobby, not a profession) to fill her time and collect the royalties from her endorsement deals, so she has a lot more time to spend with Valtteri. Plus, Emilia was the one crushing hard on Vale to begin with, she's pretty much set on staying with him for life. A little time apart from each other isn't necessarily a bad thing anyway, Finns are known for being introverts who hate social interaction and Valtteri is stereotypical in that regard. Sorry if this ruined your horse-cuckolding theory

>>75956934
3.Fuck massa, he is untalented.
6.Actually i like old mclaren its just that i hate this new nu-mchonda wannabe senna prime time mclaren and plebbit fanbase.

>>75957034
>Finns are known for being introverts who hate social interaction
fug :DDDD

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>>75957034
I was just having some fun Finland jeez. If I was being serious I would have brought the whole "fighting" thing when they went bowling together.

Jessica was more into him than he was into her and sacrificed more of her time to met him. But yeah they should have stayed as long term fuck buddies or committed early and had a baby.

She will probably end up following her older sister and be a single mother of two from two completely different unknown men.

(I didn't make the image before you say anything.)

Has Victoria lost interest in vlogging?

no videos now for like 2 months

>>75957133
>the whole "fighting" thing when they went bowling together.
I don't remember this episode, you'll have to tell us the story.

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>>75957159
she on instagram now

>>75957159

She deleted all her old Instagram pics too.
We wonder if she found out she was a memewhore.

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>>75957164
It was quite recent.

They went bowling together and end up having a little "fight" because they are both so competitive. They agreed to never compete against each other in anything.

Very QT tier.

>>75957172
McKayla Maroney next year

>>75956921
>I only take solace from the fact I think his sister vilified him for it.
Interesting. Do you know what happened?

>>75957034
failing to see how any of this stops her from fucking horses while bottas races

>>75957192
Ah, that doesn't surprise me, then. Do you have a source so I can read into it more (and find out who won)?

Valtteri took her karting once, I think, teaching her to be a better driver and he says she's quite good. But naturally he blew her out of the water. I imagine the same thing happens whenever they go swimming, except Valtteri gets lapped many times.

>>75957209
seen many horses in the F1 paddock lately, nige?*

*assuming she attends the european races at least

>>75957220
Emilia actually taught Valtteri to swim, he even took it into his training. I guess his swimming used to be the usual panicked janky crawl that you see often.

>going that deep in f1 drivers love life

What
the
fuck
What level of autism is this? Did you people simple gave up on your own life already?

>>75957304

STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75957208
Actually I think I mixed it up with Horner's sister who definitely vilified him for what he did.

>>75957220
I also got that confused, it was go-karting. Don't know where I got bowling from.

http://www.is.fi/formula1/art-2000005134986.html

@75957304
I don't like how Brasil exists but you don't see me bitching about them.

Suck it up, joao

>>75957330
>>75957362
>all this heavy projection

lel

whatever faggots, if you think this behavior is normal there is nothing else for me to say

>>75957286
That was my point. When she was giving him lessons she probably held his head under the water for 30 seconds if she lapped him.

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u all look like faggits to me

>>75957249
Per sources, there are none around the Honda garage :3

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>>75955607

>>75957472
Two in the Ferrari garage

Maybe Gimi is cucking valt and that's why they hate each other

>>75957509
>Cheating on Valtteri for Kimi

That makes no sense unless she actively hates him and just wants to torture him.

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>>75955848
Hey that's mine you just changed a few things faggot

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go to bed Daryl, Nick, Hans, Mika, Geert, Bob, Kendall & Ped(r)o

>>75957411
coming here and asking for normal is like going to your neck of the woods and hoping to meet whites
also nice repeating dubs lad

>>75957623
Geert here, I think I'll stay up

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>>75957634
is ur name really Geert? or is it Darterrius

>>75957664
Geert'twan

>Chandon left F1 sponsorship

Did anyone notice?

>>75957694
That's bollocks because they were on the McLaren in Spain, and they're on Alonso's Indy Car as well

>>75957761
They weren't on the podium though

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>>75957804

>>75957761
Yes they are a McLaren sponsor but that wasn't what was asked, they no longer sponsor F1

>>75957694
>>75957761
http://formula.hu/f1/2017/05/13/blama-lehet-hogy-elmarad-a-pezsgozes-barcelonaban

tl;dr Chandon only had a race-to-race contract with FOM. Liberty wanted a long-term contract but the sponsorship price was too high for Chandon so they left

>>75957804
>>75957826
damn

I used to buy chandon bubbly drink purely because it was the F1 sparkling wine, even though they're a FILTHY FUCKIN KEKTORIAN company

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>>75957826

One race before.

>>75957804
kek wtf is that label

>>75957804
>>75957826
Can you check if Chandon was there for the GP2/GP3 races? Apparently it was only on Saturday that they ended the agreement

>>75957804
What the fuck are those? They mistakenly bought Mumm and had to cover it?

>>75957876
Looks like that artist that drew on the wall in the winners room was given crayons and told to draw on the bottles

>>75957855
Stop being a shitty little smart arse

"Chandon left F1 sponsorship" sounds like they've left the sport altogether

You don't have to be a cunt about it. But just like the engine thing (which you're wrong about), you can't help but be a cunt.

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>>75957912

Saturday F2
Can't really read it.

But....

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>>75958041

Sunday bottle you can read, and it looks the same as the Saturday one.

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>>75958021
Thank you. I should be able to figure out the exact address proper now.

I only had a rough guess based on pictures like this.

Also

>Have private summer home
>Invite every journalist to it

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>>75958061

Louis Roederer

Googling it finds nothing about F2

>>75957360
Kiitos, have a webm

https://my.mixtape.moe/ffkblv.mp4

(meant to put audio >>75958083)

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>>75957997
I can see where your coming from but you need some thicker skin from a bit of cheeky bants lad.

Also I think you have me confused with someone else mate, not sure what engine thing your on about? Last time I talked about engine stuff was ages ago talking about how the MGU-H is the spaceship type tech F1 always goes on about wanting so I don't think they should drop it.
>>75958041
>>75958061
Chamdon was always very obvious

>>75958112
I found this, which says they're serving Louis Roederer in the Monaco champagne bars. Maybe they're the permanent replacement but couldn't supply big bottles in time for Spain/weren't allowed because contract?
http://www.australiansportsmarketing.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Formula-1-Monaco-Grand-Prix-Package-Information-2017-1.pdf

>>75958112
that's the company that makes Cristal

>>75958118
>>75958083
>And now everyone knows where my lakehouse is

TOP FUCKING LEL

>>75958167

I did see that, but ignored it because I saw the URL and assumed it was some Australia GP corporate hospitality thing, which would obviously be in the past thus irrelevant.

>>75957868
>won't win another race the rest of the season

>>75958205
I just noticed it has 2016/12 in the URL so it's almost certainly irrelevant anyway.

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>>75958202
>>75958118
THE SNEAKER FUCKER
That is a different house. Trying to throw me off the scent with that comment.

I found that house though but the Merc in the background make me think he drove out to it specially.

>>75958351

>trusting a known psycho

Don't know what you expected desu, m8.

>>75959097
The thing is he was silly enough to trust Ted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqlSHKsCys

That is 100% his house and that is 100% his decking.
I can't believe I'm struggling to figure it out based on the trees behind him.

>>75958351
That thing is about the size of the back shed at my old house.

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>>75959837
That is the secondary building closer to the lake side.

It has a hot tub, sauna and a small single room kitchen/dining room.

This is the actual house.

>>75959837

That's just the lake house part.

http://galeria.vezess.hu/2/show/84154/696870/

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>>75955607

>>75960027
>supporting the rival of your countryman
I hope you get AIDS and syphilis and die a horrible and painful death, because you do not deserve to be a citizen of our country. Get the fuck out, and never return. Go over to fucking Germany and get pozzed by Mutti Merkel and her diversity, since that's clearly what you desire so much by supporting a kraut, you fucking traitorous scumbag fuck.

>>75960227
I'm half German.

>>75960404
Then fuck off back to your Vaterland you fucking Schlappschwanz fuck

>>75960227
>>75960459
wowee

>>75960027
>Liking Toyota
LOL

>>75960227
>>75960459
Wew lad, did someone piss in your cornflakes today?

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>>75955607
standard

>>75960711
>Liking Force India
LOL

>>75960792
Once you ignore Vijay Mallaya, foreskindia become the most likable team on the grid desu

>>75960847
Speaking of Vijay Mallaya, why hasn't his team been seized by authorities?

>>75960882
probably some nice jewry in the organisation that has some other cunt listed as owner and vijay with no input but he's pulling strings behind the scenes.

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>>75960792
>555-come-on-now

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>>75959240
2cute

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>Manor are actually auctioning off stuff fans sent to them
>"GERMAN FLAG WITH MESSAGES OF SUPPORT FOR DRIVER #94 PASCAL WEHRLEIN PRIOR TO JAPANESE GRAND PRIX, ORGANISED/SUPPLIED BY SUZUKA YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS GROUP WITH COVERING LETTER"

http://manorf1auction.com/m/lot-details/index/catalog/3/lot/7137/?url=%2Fm%2Fview-auctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F3%2F%3Fpage%3D5%26view%3Dlist%26sale%3Dundefined%26cat%3D400%26catm%3Dany%26order%3Dorder_num%26xclosed%3Dno%26featured%3Dno

Just imagine one of the Jap fangirls who wrote on that seeing this.

>posting from India
>still getting timestamp in EDT
Why.jpg

>>75960459
I'm just as entitled to wear this flag as Hamilton

>>75960535
I just want more gook teams in F1

>>75961190
Do you have a loo in your dwelling, Pajeet?

>>75961190
superior time zone tbqh

>>75961218
No m8, it feels good to shit unencumbered by walls or porcelain again.

In seriousness though I'm just glad I'm back to having a first world toilet with a bidet, and don't have to debase myself by wiping with fucking paper

>>75961217
>I'm just as entitled to wear this flag as Hamilton
So, not at all?

>>75961335
do Indian loos (kek) have water level so high that it touches your balls when you having a poo?

Look at me. I am the Wags guy now.

https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/60%C2%B058'06.9%22N+25%C2%B051'20.5%22E/@60.968591,25.855689,437m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d60.968591!4d25.855689

https://www.seiska.fi/Uutiset/Tallainen-on-F1-Bottaksen-piilopirtti-autotalli-miltei-talon-kokoinen-kuvat/1118530

>>75961470
No, although sometimes there can be splashback

>>75961361
Maybe, but at least I'm all the same race and have mostly the same culture as the people here, not my own different culture which is basically copying African Americans like Hamilton.

>>75961682
Hamilton is British you dumbfuck

>>75959837
comfy.
why would you need anything bigger.
it will a lot of work to keep it clean.

>>75961730
Could have fooled me

>>75960459
tell that to your queen.

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>>75961661
I knew pretending to be useless would make you do it. ;^)

Thank you for doing the hard work!!

>>75961884

Aimlessly looked on maps for way too long, then had a look on Google.

Found an article that said Natola donated 1.4 hectares to him to build his house.

Went looking for references to Bottas and 1.4 hectares and found:
http://matrix.statmt.org/matrix/output/1780?run_id=3989&view_start=895
>1.4 hectares on the shore of Kärkjärvi in Villähtee.

Was easy to find it on the map from there with the aerial pics of the house in the other link.

>>75961746
comfy until you have to live there for an extended period of time or until there's more than 1 person there.

living on top of other people is the fucking worst

>>75961997
I was tricked by Valtteri as pic from Emilia's friend on the decking was geo-tagged to a nearby lake so I assumed it was on that one and never ventured that way. And then that CNN interview kept me on that side of Nastola.
Probably would have found it if I had done.

He is a tricky bastard. Time to rig his house with cameras.

My mum is from Nastola. She'd probably know exactly where it is desu

>>75962187
>Half Finn/Half Australian

What a combo.

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>>75962168
>He is a tricky bastard


How long have you been trying to find that now? :^)

>>75962215
actually half finn half norwegian

>>75955723
>2014 and 2015

Oh kek, I just figured out the house number.

Looks like Valtteri's property values will be #rising.

>>75955847
Oh, we rocket fuel naow.

>>75962020
>implying not we're not forever alone

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>>75955533

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>>75962256
I..i found vettel's house.

I'll give you pretty much anything you want if you find Mana's address.
Heck I'll give you her mum's phone number.

>>75962329
He already blurred his house IRL, too late to order him pizzas for lulz

>>75960792
>Not liking Force India
LOL

>>75962652
Moon language might be a bridge too far.


>>75962742
Find out when he's home next
Send paid pizza with a note saying "Don't eat too much, got to watch your weight -Lewis"
Wait for Valtteri to casually mention the joke at the next race, and for Lewis to deny it
Cue Sky talking about mind games and psychological advantage

>>75962329
Well done, you just moved a little to the side on the spectrum.

>>75962823
Well most of time Emilia is there I think.

Send the pizza but with the Hamilton dick pic. That will go down well.

>>75962889
Ham's little peepee is not enough to impress the horse whisperer

>>75962652
I will never stop giggling at her sideways glance and wistful expression

>>75962889
I bet she goes down well. Swimmer - good lung capacity

>>75962849

You sweet naive monkey.
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You don't even know of the watch forum.

>>75963088
Is that a subreddit? If no im not interested

>>75963088
Don't scare him like that. You'll break him.

>>75961730
>black man
>British
He's a citizen of Britain, but that itself does not make one British.
It's about where your ancestors lived and evolved.
Until the last 40 years~ Britain had not changed genetic makeup or had mass migration to its shores since 1066.

>>75963088
>You don't even know of the watch forum.

what Watch forum, i am intrigued

>>75963369
so how American are you?

>>75963503

Sorry anon, only OT VIII wag fags are corrupt enough to handle it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOgo0N62ByM

>>75963745
We don't talk openly about Ortismal Thetan VIII m8

>>75954784
I've not been following F1 for a while. What is up with that small stupid second wing? Does it serve a special purpose?

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>>75963924
I meant this loop at the top here.

>>75963924
It's an aerofoil-shaped antenna - improved team radio reception and less latency with telemetry for the teams at tracks with lots of large, line-of-sight blocking stands, or terrain features that inhibit transmission

>>75963924
Depending what you ask and what teams, some condition the flow for the rear wing, some provide downforce and some do both.

>>75963996
Thank you.

>>75954864
daily reminder that the USA hasn't been good since 2000

>>75964022
I meant this >>75963990 thing. It being an antenna makes sense I guess.

It looks very stupid though.

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>>75963924

FIA fucked up and left a loophole in the rules.

>>75964096

*RWCL = rear wheel center line

>>75964096
All I know is that it looks fairly stupid and I liked the appendages in 2008 because they looked aggressive not funny.

>>75964096
Jesus fuck I've never seen that representation... how can a regulatory body with that experience, profile and budget fuck up that hard? How the fuck are they not "red-teaming" with in-house designers to test the way teams will play with loopholes or gaps?

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>>75964053
Its been dubbed the t-wing
The antenna was a joke it does what my post said. The old Ferrari one was a conditioner, new Ferrari one like in your pic does both and Mercedes is downforce generating and probably doing both. But like I said it depends who you ask and what teams your talking about there isn't really any "they all do this" answer.

>>75957034
>Finns are known for being introverts who hate social interaction
I love this mayme xD

We r so le autistic !!!! : - ))

>>75964630

Good post.

>>75964692
thank you

please join me in the effort to dispel this ridiculous notion

>>75964706

No. Because I'm an introvert. :^^))))))

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>>75955764
wew

>>75963565
Any DNA test I take would say 0% since all of my ancestors came from Europe. I have no Native American admixture. The test would tell me the exact regions they came from as well since that's how we group peoples, by the regions their ancestors evolved in.
So is Lewis British?
He's about as "quintessentially British" as Islam is, extremely foreign, or half anyway.

>>75956107
Switch Bottas and Vettel and that's a good list.

What's your problem with Bottas anyway?

>>75964910
there is no such thing as a British race wtf are you talking about

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>>75955607

Here you go.

>>75964940
>liking Larrouse

LOL

>>75957604
Whats your problem, it was easier like that.

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>>75964989
>Shady French businessmen who put the Lambo V12 in a Lola chassis.

What is not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuyt0C5JhAc

>>75964925
Genetics are linked to the areas in which our ancestors evolved.
Race is too simplistic to describe these differences. A British man is genetically different from a German man. It's why we have distinctions in the first place.

>>75965034
Brits are Inbreed Scum
Germans aren't

>>75965051
>Germans aren't

Only because your Oma's got millions of Russian cream pies after you lost the war.

>>75965063
Better get Creampied by Russians than by Emus

>>75965075

Better to have your Grandma pretend meme raped, than your Oma actually raped.

>>75963503
>http://www.thewatchforum.co.uk/
If you dare 0_o

>>75965632

Nah, that's not it, m8.

NOTHING TO DICUSS

NOTHING TO DISCUSS

NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING TO DISCUSS

Euros working, Americans sleeping

>>75961661
and here's the other house

https://www.google.fi/maps/place/60%C2%B059'29.3%22N+26%C2%B006'45.4%22E/@60.991476,26.1104113,459m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d60.991476!4d26.1126

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drank too much last night lads, now i feel a bit bad :/

>>75964940
>hating based MAD MAX

>>75966018
>t. Jos "wifebeater" Verstappen

>>75966016
Tomorrow you will be a new man.

Alright here are some """news"""

>Hülkenberg went to McDonalds to celebrate his 6th place
>Massa says he might stay for another year
>Ferrari RB and Merc broke the curfew once already, two times is allowed. But apparently the punishment for doing it a third time hasn't been decided yet wtf
>standing start after red flag: what to do when one side of the straight is dry/covered in rubber and the other shit?

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>>75966032
gonna drink tomorrow too though

>>75966105
>standing start after red flag: what to do when one side of the straight is dry/covered in rubber and the other shit?
The theory is that drivers on that side of the grid will drive over their side of the grid to remove the water before the standing start. This should make it fairly even across the grid and should even dry more than one line to the first corner.

>>75966105
>standing start after red flag: what to do when one side of the straight is dry/covered in rubber and the other shit?
Rolling start ftw. One standing start is enough. If there were two Christmasses it'd be less exciting.

>>75966111
You may as well get a practice run in today then.

>>75966121
Oh shit thought that was about the standing start after a SC start on a wet track.

When the hell did they decide to do standing starts after red flags?

>>75966130
http://en.f1i.com/news/266506-f1-use-standing-starts-red-flag-period.html
Few weeks ago.

>>75966152
I don't remember any coverage on this, Sky a shit.
I like the idea but in practice it's a bit of a shit move that screws over whoever happens to be off the racing line. If they send out a road sweeper type truck thing to clear the grid it wouldn't be so bad.

The piles of marbles that build up on the off line side of the track would be stupid to start on.

>>75966016
same desu

>>75966105
>>Ferrari RB and Merc broke the curfew once already.

I don't understand this news, curfew for what?

>>Massa says he might stay for another year

They'll retire him again once Williams has a contract with another non-rookie driver.

>standing start after red flag: what to do when one side of the straight is dry/covered in rubber and the other shit?

Never thought about that desu. I guess right or left lane wins lol

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>>75966221
my time

>>75966238

Talking exactly about that

>>75966238
>that pic
You do know the drivers complete both lanes in each lap?

>>75966284
not when there's three laps

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>>75966284
Did you not watch it live? On the final run the car on the left lane always got the better corner exit and won.

>>75966221
>curfew for what?
The teams have to stop working at certain times during the weekend, mainly to let the engineers eat, fap, sleep, and shit like that. But they can force them to work through the night on a set number of occasions.

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There's another little GIMI :D around.

According to Enzo Ferrari he's now 1 second slower than before

>>75966298

Makes sense then

>>75966299
you're l8 m8 we've been through this yesterday

>>75966294
>>75966297
No, I missed it the past few years due to """"responsibilities"""" and """"commitments"""". Sorry guys, will try to get more motorsport time and less family time in future.

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>>75966308
Good. But there's no need to watch the actual racing, just watch the memes scrolling by on here. Like everybody does on F1 race day.

>>75966299
did gimi put his semen minttu her? :DDD

>>75966326
fugged her with his big benis :DDD

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>>75966326