would you rent a ronaldo if you had money?

For the amount the gay porn video would make, that's a bargin

You could literally hire Obama for less money.

>>75949911
Fuck no, i wouldn't rent some filthy Poortugal for a penny

>have gay buttsex with not only the best soccer player in the history of the multiverse but the best athlete to ever grace our shitty dimension too
>only 920k bong money

fucking bargain

>>75949920

who?

>>75949953
Isnt 920k bong your entire gdp?

>>75949920
now that i think about it, Obama is the most boring president we've ever had.

>>75949976
Boring how? He's the coolest president ever, right along with JFK, Slick Willy and Teddy Roosevelt.

>>75949911
It pretty much confirms he is gay

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>>75949972
>>>/int/

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>>75949985
>coolest ever
>not bush jr

id hire him all night long, if you know what i am saying lol :D ;)

>>75949998
Why are Romanians so completely useless

>>75949911
>Hire him
>Actually 3 hours and 55 minutes of his fat agent and 5 minutes of him.

>>75950021
why would I choose to make myself useful to someone who willingly cursed himself to scooter locomotion?
>>75950027
that's all I need to cum bby ;)

>>75949920
that's because obongo is not the greatest footballer of this epoch, and dare I say it, of all time.

>>75949985
the only thing people are going to remember about obama is the affordable healthcare act. the guy had two terms and that's the best he could come up with. and nobody tried to assassinate him either.

>>75949920
The hell kind of comparison is that? Jesus you're a retard.

>>75949985
>He's cool because he's black

Nice racism

>>75950126
>t. Dipshit hillbilly

Did you forget he killed Osama, saved the economy, led the way for gay rights, etc

>>75949920
>implying obama has ever done anything useful in his life

NIGGER detected

i knew he was a fucking rent boy

>>75950158
>Killed Osama
Literally nothing to do with him
>Saved the economy
Muricans actually believe this shit? Kek
>Led the way for gay rights
That must be nice for you, if only you could suck his BBC amirite

>>75950158
>killed osama
kek, yeah cause theres actually proof that ever happened?

>saved the economy
bailing out the people who destroyed the economy isn't really "saving", also basically nothing was done to prevent something similar from happening again

>led the way against gay rights
literally is on record (actual video) in 2012 saying he believed marriage was only between a man and woman. The supreme court legalized it, nothing to actually do with obama.

Atleast he's got a """""""Nobel Peace Prize"""""" because of how great of a president he was

>>75949920
how hard can Obama TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

>they still think the president matters and isn't just a puppet of the CIA with a job in being presentable and delivering news from his overlords to the plebes

wow get redpilled you fucking pricks

> having that much money
> caring about some closeted fag and insecure dude who kicks balls into a net.
Pick 1

>>75950966
>underestimating just how much money arab kids have

>>75950966
>forgets about oil rich people buying 10 gold plated bugattis a month and how every single one of them is a basednaldo fan

Not our fault you messhit fans are all non white starving favelados

>>75951147
> this flag
> this post
Top kek nice one vlad

>>75949972
s-stop

Yes. I would film several comedy skits where the punchline is Ronnie saying "TSUUUU" and doing that gay pose he does