/sp/ Thread

sometimes i wish we could be more open about our feelings

rangeban canadians

>>75949212
Everything is fine, fuck off

between the hours of 12:00 P.M. and 12:00 A.M., ban all discussion of soccer.

>>75949220
Faggot

Remove flags

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yuuri-morishita-s-nipple-la25l5b/answers/new.html

>>75949258
Tired of being called a leaf, eh?

I like none of you.

I dislike all of you.

Bring power rankings back

What do you hope to achieve with this thread? Every single time we have a meta-discussion thread the same points get tossed around.
>/sp/ is dead
>janny killed it
>muh sports bar culture
>rangeban this country
>le divegrass should get a containment board
>american sports belong on /asp/

Then nothing gets accomplished because no-one who actually cares about sports on this site would ever consider becoming a janitor for zero compensation, meaning that this board is destined to be moderated by fat fucks who don't give a shit about sports.

>>75949266
A FUCKING LEAF

MORE anime

>>75949220
fuck off

the only sensible world to live in is one without rules

>>75949315
I believe they don't delet power rankings anymore

Make the guy who posts the bears super bowl thread in charge of everything

>>75949400
>an autistic guy with an unhealthy obsession over some sport played in the other side of the world

>>75949212
>what would you change?

I don't know, everything that bores me about this board is everything that made me stay here in the first place. It's just gotten so stale and boring that change would do nothing to help fix it.

When I notice half of the images used for shitposting about my team (Chelsea) are made by me, I realise just how fucking useless everyone else is, and how sad my life is. I enjoyed this site more when I was just a passenger being surprised by this funny image or dumb post and truly enjoyed the content here.

>>75949426
Who are you quoting?

>>75949281
Yes,yes I am

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The mods clearly don't know anything about sports so I created this handy flowchart so that they can easily identify when to delete a new thread.

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>>75949605
>porn
>not a sport

>>75949212
Bears threads get deleted on the regular. Janitors and Moderators are reddit incarnate, even worse than the userbase.

/sp/ is my reason to live.

>>75949605
>romanians
>not the highest quality posters

>>75949651
janitors are the will of the userbase, if a thread/post doesn't get reported it (usually) wont get deleted as simple as that

>>75949681
In most cases that might be true, in some cases the janifat/mod has a personal vendetta going on.

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>>75949605
>political discourse
>Not a sport

permaban any non-americans

the move that saved /sp/

/sp/ is cozy as it is, it just needs less moderation

Delete threads, even if they are initially about sports, if they de-rail into /pol/-tier muh nigger IQ type of shit

>>75949700
this, CP and gore should be the only things deleted

>>75949707
huehue

>>75949707
And Brazilians should be perma'd on site.

Don't talk to your superiors like that again

/sp/ is fucking dead, deal with it, its the slowest board by far. janitors killed it and now it's pretty much a sports bar echo chamber. at least rangeban the americans and move divegrass to its own board. also wtf is up with the countless NHL and MLB "sports" threads? that's clearly /asp/ material. fucking retards.

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>>75949743
faggot

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>>75949212

Move all American "sports" to >>>/asp/

All those in favour say aye.

Remove the flags and get rid of the generals.

But sp died in 2011, managed to let Reddit be more fun. This place was like a gold mine for memes and I remember watching a legend of the hidden temples stream with you guys and shit was so funny. Thanks for the memories

>>75949851

aye

>>75949605
Liverpoop fan detected.

>>96

>>75949851
i can't imagine what it would be like, waking up in the morning and knowing that you only have one sport to watch.

>>75949987
But I don't only watch one sport... I watch all of these:

Football (EPL, Champions League, and sometimes Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1)
Formula 1 (I'm a bit obsessed with this 2bh)
Rugby (Six Nations + Internationals)
Golf (Open, Masters, etc.)
Tennis (Grand Slams especially, sometimes other tournaments too)
Snooker (perhaps it's more of a game than a sport, but I still watch it)
Cycling (Grand Tours + other things sometimes)
Cricket (I actually haven't followed cricket that much but I'd like to get more into it. I used to love playing it at school.)
Boxing (big fights like Klitschko v Joshua the other day)

Other shit too I guess. Big MMA fights too when they're on. Olympics when that's on.

You really need to stop this "one sport" meme, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>75950048
yeah i figured that was you. you need to get off 4chan buddy.

>>75950065
You figured it was who?

Rangeban all Finns

>>75950107
the guy who lists all the european sports when i say europe has no sports.

>>75949212
I really, really like TSUUUUUU threads.

>>75949316

Yeah but I really feel like the mods/janitors have relaxed on deleting off-topic threads since 2015.

I've seen power rankings threads stay up for a while whereas they used to get insta-deleted and OP gets banned.

I got a 3-day ban last week for posting lewd NONPORNOGRAPHIC pictures in a EPL thread though at Half Time Fap Time which is total fucking bullshit. It's part of /sp/ culture and the ban was totally uncalled for, so fuck whatever limp-wristed faggot mod/janny banned me.

>>75950174
Do you think every post with a British flag is by the same person?

Also why are you saying they're "European" sports, especially when I listed sports which have big American followings and tournaments? Golf, tennis, boxing all have big followings in America - golf and tennis have some of their biggest tournaments there.

They're GLOBAL sports. Just like football. And F1. And cricket. And increasingly snooker. And rugby too.

>>75950181
Take them, they're all yours my friend :)

>>75949605
Pay attention to this

>>75949266
this. flags only increase the shitposting. we have /bant/ for that now.

>>75949220
Lad, i...

I unironically think /sp/ is the best board on 4chan. There I said it.

>>75949400
i unironically want this

Remove generals of big leagues.
Theres no point in having a nfl general if nothing is happening.
Generals for small shit like copa libertadores/liga mx/etc are Fine.

>>75950298
i feel that way too
also i don't really hate americans i think they're alright

>>75949472
>not understanding the varied uses of meme arrows
>>75950375
False, Americans need to go to >>>/asp/ and take their "sports" with them

> what do i like
Off topic bro posting while we watch a game together and memeing.
> what I don't like
Mods power tripping and issuing 3 day bans for slightly unrelated posts while also giving 3 day bans for porn.

/pol/ needs to be purged from this board. It's gotten really bad.

Eliminate tripcodes.

Ban all missi lechoke and bradyfags.

>>75949212
Ban all soccer threads. Fucking disgraceful.

OK:
>football
>basketball
>baseball
>hockey

Not OK:
>soccer
>cricket

>>75951025
/int/*

>>75951076
Your board is /asp/, Amerishitstain. That's where your circus nigger """"""""""sports"""""""""""

>What would you change?

make Sport-Random board for power rankings, slagposting and chasebowls

>Ban generals
>Create /spg/ sports general
>/sp/ is allowed to be more open and free
>Bro culture allowed again (power rankings, ass threads)
>reddit culture shifts away from /sp/ and into /spg/
>Remove flags for a week or two to see results

Pretty easy

>>75951014

Fucking this. Why the fuck do mods feel the need to hand out a 3 day ban for an off-topic post in a game thread? It's the most autistic fucking censorship I've ever seen

If the post is THAT bad, delete it. But a 3-day ban for posting a hot girl/off-topic post in a game thread is pure autism. It's like the jannies have a quota they need to meet or something. Fuck off.

>>75950367
>get rid of /nba/ and /hoc/ and have more liga mx/liga nos threads

PACO, NO. >:3

>>75950182
The half time fap time shite is total fucking bullshit. Bunch of porn addict that can't go 15 minutes without constant stimulation.

>>75949851
this

>>75951280
yeah fucking weirdos

i just masturbate during the game to the soothing voices of martin tyler and ray hudson

>>75949605
10/10 up to the Romania part. Them and Portugal are the best posters on the board

>>75951280

it's tradition you greasy faggot, you don't actually need to fap but everyone posts hot girls for you to look at. It's not like there's anything else going on at half time

>>75951108
/spg/ would fix nothing, just leave this a devoid shitposting board that would be 80% focused on /int/ shit and messhit v penaldo (fuck knows they need to retire the fuck already)

all the jannies really need to do is take a step or two back on removing off topic, when people get bored they shitpost, and when they aren't allowed to shitpost freely they will shitpost the relevant topic, which just ruins it desu

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>>75949212
For one replace the keeper with flippers that the manager controls, allow players too Nudge the pitch, Multi ball at 5 goals, at the end if a random number matches yours you get extra time, theme to pitch to the latest movie and each game costs 50p

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>>75950298
>is
was
Now it's so fucking slow, nothing new gets a chance to come through and grow, constant apologise and song lyric bullshit, spee is dead.

>>75949212
Make Mandzukic a Mod, this and only this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCet5Ecs-tU

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>wshh threads
>ass threads
>power rankings
>police chases
>tfwnogf

all were apart of /sp/ culture and should be allowed

fuck the faggot mods

>>75951025
/pol/ is 4chan though

>>75951025
t. a crying nigger

>>75951025
>Freedom of speech needs to be banned from this Anonymous imageboard, it needs to be more like reddit IMHO.

Fuck off Faggot.

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all i want are chaseb owls n /ass/ threads

>>75951852

seconded

>>75949220
this
>>75951361
and this

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>>75951076
>Ban the worlds most popular sport on a sports board
>only American sports which are only popular in America
>i am triggered by sports that don't use Armor and motorcycle helmets.

>>75951753
How the fuck are police chases sports?

>tfwnogf
No, there's a board for that, it's called >>>/r9k/

>>75952331
because the people that go on other boards aren banter merchants like in /sp/ they're weird autists

>>75952563
this desu

>make cheeky clearly ironic bant post
>guy immediately gets triggered and replies with generic /int/ crap

other boards were a mistake

>>75952563
>>75952921
I have no problem with banter, I encourage banter

"tfw no gf" self-pitying needs to stay on /r9k/

>>75952331
>this what an actual /sp/ poster is now
I hate what this place has become

>>75953259
I just asked a fucking question you fucking cuntfuck

Police chases aren't sports are they?

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In your opinion, what posters should be rangebanned for /sp/ to improve as a whole?

>>75953494
umad? Of course they are. Well, they were before '13.

Too much generals really. Generals are the most cancerous places of every boards.