/heem/

if andrade was less muscular i think she'd b a cutie

30-27 Masvidal my guy 100%

>>75903164
THANK YOU OP

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Who watching Tyrone and Stann on Fox studio ?

>>75903205
watching post fight presser mang

>>75903096
Did you literally not see Stipe and Junior's first fight? Stipe's successes and almost everyone's successes against Junior have been pushing him up against the cage and crowding him out. Especially catching him while he tries to circle out because he keeps his hands low, he is a very hittable target and struggles in those situations

Stipe utilized good footwork to cut off angles and put Junior in tough situations, he's done this to everyone for a while now

FIGHTS TO MAKE AFTER UFC 211:

Stipe vs. winner of Ngannou/Cain
Joanna vs. Thug Rose
Jessica Andrade vs. Michelle Waterson
Winner of Claudia/Karolina vs. winner of Calderwood/Calvilho
GAMEBRED vs. Wonderboy
Woodley vs. Maia
Alvarez vs. Poirier 2

post press conference live
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsZmIfm2mJM

>>75903188
29-28 actually but I could see 30-27

right so how do i download all the old shit off fight pass before i get charged for the subscription?

>>75903209
I'd watch this when its over, fox its harder to re watch later and live conferences have a lot of downtime between interviewed "guests"

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>>75903164
masvidal btfo

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>>75903219
Knight v Bektic

>Woodley: Maia will have to pack a lunch if he wants to ride my back like that

>>75903164

I still can't believe how good Edgar looked in that fight holy hell

Whats next for him?

>>75903219
calvillo vs rose would be a great matchup i think
masvidal v gunnar would be nice too

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>>75903219
No, Cynthia needs a break and a drop in competition. shes climbing too quickly

anyone got a link to some good interracial porn but the woman is european?

>Glover and JDS getting heem'd violently in round 1

Why do all the nice Brazilians always meet such a violent end while Cowboy Oliveira is always winning by submission?

is there a proper name for that backpack shit maia did?

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>>75903247
her last fight vs that soccer mom was intense!

>>75903227
yeah i don't really give a fuck about the fox thing so whatever floats your boat

>>75903243
I'd move to BW if I was in his shoes, unless Max wins. Aldo's style pretty much counters him

>>75903243

Probably Holloway, regardless of whether or not he wins the belt

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>>75903243
Losing to Aldo again

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mfw JDS getting stuck on the post and getting KO'd because of it.
Hilarious.

DC saying "he's trapping himself against the cage, he does this all the time, why does he do it?" then JDS getting wrecked because of it was also very amusing

>>75903243
cruz!!!

Lol Stann going off on the rules

>>75903205
Why was he putting a backpack on Woodley kek

>>75903247
calderwood fucking sucks though so i think she'll take her easily

>>75903256
>pearl
>soccermom
pearl was actually a champion at a smaller organization and very accomplished. youre just a casual

>>75903268
Stipe's KO's come from that position.

>>75903267
Conor should lose to Aldo first, tho.

>>75903277
So he can pack his work lunch in it lol

>>75903247
For sure she's ready for a title shot by the start of next year my guy.

>>75903288
>Conor should lose to Aldo first
That's a nice joke but Conor is a nightmare match-up for Aldo.

>>75903285
Yeah, it's too bad JDS couldn't possibly have studied any of Stipe's fights, or you know, used common fucking sense. lmao@JDS

someone make a GIF of him getting stuck

Im more excited about the 212 main event than I am for any other fight this year. Aldo Holloway is THE FIGHT my dudes.

Stipe wins just by being a Croat, there's nothing special in his fights

>>75903288

>Conor fighting Aldo ever again

Doubt it

Conor has maybe 3 fights left in him before retirement, 1 if the Floyd fight happens. Doubt he's gonna risk his 13 seconds in one of them

>>75903311
true, real fite fanz know

>>75903309
>he would've won if he didn't lose

Great advice dude.

>>75903220
>>75903220
us this still on or is it over?

>>75903330
still on

>>75903309
tbf I watched their first fight and JDS still kept doing the same thing, he just had a better chin back then. Stipe pretty much trained to not let it go out of round 1.

Knight got the bonus

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>No bonus for Fwonkie

I'm happy for Jason but how did Frankie not get POTN?

>my boy gets POTN to top everything off

This has been an absolutely great night lads.

FOTN = SHERMAN V COUTURE

POTN = STIPE + KNIGHT

>>75903311

Claudia and KK look great but I really don't care about any fights besides the the main and co main

>>75903322
you don't get it, lady. but thanks for coming out.

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Andrade aint the only UFC lesbian getting married tonight. Tecia is sucking the fuck out of those giant nipples tonight

>Fwonkie not getting 50k

WME are SEETHING their golden boy got embarrassed.

>>75903354
don't worry lad he'll get 'taken care of'

if you catch my gist

>>75903306

I actually think it would be competitive if Aldo refused to lead and made conor pressure him

dana BTFO goofs.

>NOBODY DESERVES ANYTHING

Dana going full nihilist.

LOL KEKHOLD

>>75903360
I don't think you do. You just seem to think Stipe walked in a straight line and Junior just stood there. I don't think you understand fighting

>>75903330
recorded version here if you missed it: meatspin.fr

ROCKHOLD BTFO

night faggots

That was very rude to Rockhold.

Dana is cool until he does shit like that.

>>75903394
thanks bro

>>75903392
he doesn't man he thinks gsp has the best jab in mma

>>75903364
/beltless/bians

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 211
Stipe Miocic vs Derrick Lewis (with win)
Junior Dos Santos vs Fabricio Werdum (win or lose)
Joanna Champion vs Rose Namajunas
Jessica Andrade vs Michelle Waterson
Demian Maia vs Tyron Woodley
Jorge Masvidal vs Wonderboy Thompson
Frankie Edgar vs Lamas/Sung Jung winner
Yair Rodriguez vs Mirsad Bektic
David Branch vs Thales Leites
Krystof Jotko vs Cezar Ferreira
Eddie Alvarez vs Dustin Poirier
Jason Knight vs Ryan Hall
Chas Skelly vs Makwan Amirkhani
James Vick vs Joe Duffy

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>>75903399
>>75903396
>>75903391
What happened ?

>>75903358

Same but I might unironically buy it

Damn Dana just went off on Luke unprovocked. He's the former champ mang, have some respec

>>75903399
Rockhold was acting like an entitled prick and threatened the entire MW division to be mutinied

>fuck all this WWE bullshit
>BUT I WANT WERDUM

>>75903419
fuck rockhold

>>75903414
>Derrick Lewis
Wew

the amount dana's head has grown over the years is actually hilarious

>>75903399

>Dana
>cool

lmao

>>75903426
Who else? Cain is the only other eligible bachelor

>>75903392
Stipe did fine, and knew had to rush it because he was getting legkicked into oblivion (which makes him none too smart, tBh), but JDS is a fucking idiot -- he went back against the cage as much as possible, which is incredibly stupid, especially against Stipe.

If you're that CTE-stupid you shouldn't still be fighting. He's like an F1 driver who keeps driving into walls for no particular reason.

>>75903459
NGANNOU

>>75903421

Rockhold is 100% right, and wanting to move up 2 weight classes and not even fight for the championship is in a completely different ballpark from the travesty that is/was Bisping vs GSP

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>Cynthia was sitting cage side next to Dana tonight
She's going straight to the top m8s

>>75903471
He's gotta pick up a win over a bonafide contender. But he's knocking on that door.

>>75903412
gsp? i didn't say anything about gsp. wtf?
there's more than 1 guy here with a canadian flag, conor.

>>75903459
>>75903471
OURBULL

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>>75903427
HE'S TAKING THE STUFF THEY GIVE TO PITTBULLS THAT MAKES THEIR FUCKING HEAD GROW, ITS JUST A DISGRACE, FUCKIN DISGRACE

Rogan does so too desu

http://www.ufc.com/rankings?id=

>they don't even show the female featherweight champ

kek

>>75903480
cute little munster who shows up, fills in, and wins fights

reminds me of a dog

Jorge Masvidal is still my boy btw, nothing has changed

>>75903480
uncle dana cucking calendartard

>>75903399
Dana is an asshole, but what just happened. Can't see the presser in this tent. What does Luke have to do with things?

>>75903480
This confirms it then

>>75903464
JDS does that almost all the time. It literally has never changed. He was successful the first couple times then Stipe got the timing down and worked the angles. Stipe has become increasingly good at this throughout his career. He cuts the angles off and gets them crowded out

>>75903492
100% since strikeforce my man

>>75903485
we all know there's only one canadian

>Wearing a hat to hide the HEEMATOMA

>>75903504
>strikeforce
try his backyard fights my guy, for sure been a YUGE fan since then

>>75903504
Pretty much, he's gonna be ww champion yet

>>75903513
ironically the hat looks worse than the giant fucking lump on her face

>>75903522
hope not, he's kind of shit

Lol fwonkie utterly BTFO of Cuckwani before for baiting Maia with the suit question

>"is you wearing all black firing back at Jorge"
>Maia explains everything
>Frankie: You gonna ask me a question like that next lol?
>Ariel: N-No
>Frankie:: I don't like that sort of thing

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Dana went all out

>>75903522
lmao fuck no

>>75903533
just leave

>>75903534
Ariel annoys me with his mandramaesque questions.

Maia didn't deserve that win.

Masvidal's strikes during the stand up portions of 2nd and 3rd round were way more affective than Maia's butt scooting and pillow fists.

29-28 Masvidal, Rounds 2 and 3

Borderline Round 1 as well, I'll actually score it 30-28 Masvidal

>>75903522

Can he get past Wonderboy or will he get teeped and jabbed to a split decision loss?

>>75903493
y do you think i find cynthia attractive? she's just cute, exciting fighter and tough little sister personality. Thickenzie is my real fitefu

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>>75903550
>>75903551
oh shut the fuck up

>>75903533
>>75903542
Why?

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>>75903522
There's only one WW champ on the horizon

>>75903558
What you gonna do hump my leg for 7 minutes? LOL

>>75903561
there's levels to this shit man

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>>75903550
>>75903551
back to sherdog, boys.

officially deleted from /heem/

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I could have won the picks but i was memeing too much again.I knew fronkie was going to win but i just wanted to shitpost so much tonight. I was even explaining the fight to casuals.

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I was so emotionally invested on Poosvidal tonight lads, after that first rd for a sec I'd smell it -FINALLY!- the death of bjj memey, he stood up lookin like a true spic macho, I still can't get over it. WHY DID HE DU DA TO US LADS WHY!!!!

>>75903556
I think he can get past anyone except Maia

30-26 Masvidal

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>>75903571
Blue belt in jiu jitsu but black belt wit deez hands

>>75903575
woodley will heem him

>>75903573
Oh for sure Maia had some nice friction going

>>75903415
"You got Rockhold screaming right now I deserve this, you just got knocked out in the 1st round.... you don't deserve anything. You gotta come back and earn it."

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>>75903574
>Tfw you pushed the Yair meme but secretly bet on Edgar
My favorite /heem/ gimmick

>>75903584
i want to get on board for the memes but he got exposed by jouban

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>>75903597
He learned how to deal with foot racers from that and came back more focused

WTF edgar is clean fuck off and let someone else make shread. Watafaggot

>>75903594
I thought Fwonkie would decision him, I didn't expect Yair to be a complete turtle on his back throwing hammerfists while getting stacked

What a goof. Should've known it wasn't that long ago he was getting wrestlefucked by Charles Rosa

>>75903414
Black beast still needs a win over a top 5.

Wait why is she crying?

no joanna :_______;

What was that?

they fugg'd

WHAT THE FUCK DID HELWANI ASK HER???? WTF

fucking KIKE made joanna cry, what a scumbag

Jesus christ Ariel just made Joanna cry and leave

Is he literally clickbait the human being?

Goddammit, fuck that guy that asked that shit.

The other threads better

>>75903609
old coach is leaving ATT, so she's sad

>>75903609

because she doesn't know if she wants to do a TJ with her coach that's leaving ATT. Ariel is a cunt.

this high frequency hum on the stream is making want to heem myself

>>75903589
dry your eyes and walk off. You little sad american boy.

>>75903606
Tbh the only way I saw a Yair win was a crazy flying knee while Frankie shot for a takedown and odds for that happening are usually astronomical, otherwise Frankie wins everywhere.

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fucking helwani

>>75903609
what just happened?

>>75903597

hes actually really really improving a ton every fight

he looked great against Ellenberger

hes gonna take the meme game to the next level in the next few years

ban Ariel again

Watch Ariel point and laugh at JDS now

oh shit do i need to see this press live right now?

What did Helwani say?

>>75903633
I'm completely fine. Jorge going to a decision against some media darling was expected robbery. This just proved how rigged the system is

>>75903643
yeah he has good potential considering he has been doing mma for barely any length of time

*cries in pain as he strikes you*

Literally take away that goof's credentials away again so that he can go and cry on his podcast

What a goof

lol all these triggered spergs, relax the autism Ariel did nothing wrong

>>75903653

>Maia
>media darling

What

For sure JDS was tagging Stipe with some nice leg kicks my guy

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ariel, the kike, asked her about her coach leaving and it made her cry

FUCKING KIKE

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HEY JUNIOR DOES IT SUCK ONE OF YOUR COACHES IS LEAVING AND YOUR CAREER IS BASICALLY OVER AFTER GETTING YOUR HEAD CAVED IN AGAIN AND YOUR NEWLY BORN SON WILL WATCH THIS ON REPLAY FOR YEARS?

i don't mind that ariel stirs the pot but the way he acts all innocent and defensive is annoying as fuck

>>75903661
He poked at a sensitive topic.

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Helwani is gonna run on stage and Kick JDS on the balls

>>75903669
refer to>>75903659

very relevant to todays world game

>>75903643

Perry is definitely top 10 material

Top 5, eh we'll see

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you see this man on the street, what do you do?

>>75903677
how was he supposed to know shes devastated by it...

>>75903683
insult canada

Fuck JDS wants to cry too

JDS crying ;_;

Ariel's presence is making everybody cry.

>>75903662
He is, he's one of those fighters """journalists""" always think is getting underrated by everyone

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Apologize. Right now.

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don't worry jds, you still have based bento

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i feel bad

>>75903675

The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Ban Ariel!

>>75903701
Sorry Mr. Edgar.

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Question for Junior:

Uh how do you feel about going back to your family and looking into your wife's eyes and telling her how embarrassing it was to get knocked out in front of the world? Do you feel such a devastating loss was what you deserved tonight?

>>75903683
Cover my ears so he doesn't trigger me. He has no way of heeming me then that doesn't involve headbutting me with his schnozz

>Hey Joanna, did you know your mother is DEAD!

>>75903704
same, ariel is a fucking dick like damn nigga chill

>>75903653
>media darling
>UFC said he had to stay active to get a titleshot
>forced him to take the Masvidal fight despite having a 6 fight winstreak
>this while Tyron waited over a year on the sidelines for his with 2 wins

I'm sorry you still don't understand grappling. Keep watching and it'll come, though, took me a while too. It adds a whole dimension to the fights and changes a lot, it's good fun.

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>>75903701
don't need to, never a doubt.

>>75903701
Lads im going to start taking boxerciser classes, any tips?

I EAT PIECES OF FECES LIKE YOU WHOLE

>>75903701

no way he's always been my boy

I hope he either fights Max or Dom soon

>>75903683
Call the local Sturmbahnfuhrer

>>75903677
You know that's kinda what journalists are supposed to do right?

>Do you remember your head getting bounced off the cage?

Damn these MMA journalists are soulless? What kind of question is that and what useful info do you get out of it?

>>75903726
Media darling has literally nothing to do with what the UFC thinks of him, dumbo

>I'm sorry you still don't understand grappling

I do. Which is why I knew idiots like you saying Masvidal would get choked out in a minute was as stupid as you. Luckily this is MMA and Jorge won under MMA scoring rules. Not jiu jitsu.

But for sure Maia sexually assaulted Jorge real well, homeboy

JDS better come back and win some fights.

PUNCH HIM EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75903762
i think they were trying to pinpoint when he got rocked

>>75903771
>masvidal won
fucking retard

will ariel be powerful enough to make stipe cry?

>>75903772
JDS vs Ngannou

>>75903771
jorge got molest by juijitsu

Cain vs. JDS IV

Herb Dean ref

If they die they die

>>75903762
Most of these guys are hacks that couldn't make it covering other sports.

>So Junior how do you feel knowing your son will grow up knowing his father was a fucking bum and will probably be bullied at school?

Jesus Christ really?

>>75903794
he said he wants jds to win

>>75903791
>hey Stipe about your last performance with overeem why did you tap?

Stipe is the truth, the one true HW champ.
All other HW bow before him

>>75903788
>got controlled 95% of the fight
>threw some leg kicks
>raises arms in victory after each round

>>75903762
>were you surprised when he hit you?
>can you just walk us through that process?

>>75903771
>Jorge won under MMA scoring rules.

For sure 100% he won that fight my guy.

All meme'ing aside, that was a weird fight after round 1. Masvidal won the first part of round 2, then Maia won the 2nd part. Same thing happened in round 3. So you have to end up looking at round 1 which I believe Maia won despite the late flurry.

>>75903798
nope, mario as ref, or his brother

>>75903771
>Jorge won under MMA scoring rules
Jorge lost under MMA scoring rules his hand wasn't raised

>>75903803
JDS will win book it

if stipe didn't meet chin touch anon he would've lost

>>75903827
2017 JDS loses to Derrick Lewis.

>>75903788
>>75903814
>>75903820
For sure Maia rode those legs real well, really gonna make Jorge's legs red for the night

mexico really got btfo tonight

what the fuck? how is anyone complaining about the masvidal maia fight?

jorge clearly lost, was this your first PPV?

>>75903759
No, journalists are supposed to get answers. If you're putting people in an emotional state that leaves them unable to answer your questions, you're bad at your job.

>>75903838
wow you're really butthurt arent ya little fella?

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>>75903791

HoodieCHAD gave stipe his power. Stipe will never feel pain again

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>How does it feel knowing that you are less of a man tonight, that a superior specimen has come and put you down like a sick buffalo left behind by his herd? Is that something you can sleep with?. he could have taken your wife had we been in a prehistoric setting

>>75903771
>implying media opinion would be more important than company line
>implying you understand grappling while not seeing Maia control Masvidal
>implying Jorge won under any rules

>>75903820
R1 Maia since he controlled most of it, R2 Masvidal because Maia's ground game was not as effective as the beating Jorge put on him, R3 Maia because Masvidal had slowed down and didn't get as much offense in compared to R2 while Maia still did his thing.

>>75903838
Maia won. Get over it.

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"I smesh."
- Fwonkie Edgar

Glad Pooir Poodriguez got exposed.

>>75903843
Maia did literally no damage to masdiva

no stipe?

>>75903854
Did he pass on his DIAMOND chin powers to Stipe?

>>75903843
>jorge clearly lost

Yeah dude. Maia did a phenomenal job of choking him o-

Of brutalizing him with ground and-

Of humping his leg

>>75903865
DAMAGE DOESN'T WIN FIGHTS

Where is stipe?

stipe????

>>75903849
Journalists are supposed to get answers on sensitive or otherwise important topics. Ariel's a sleaze but you can't bitch about journalists "poking at sensitive topics" because that's how they get answers and answers people want to know or should know.

>>75903879
he didn't even land a solid punch anon

>>75903869
The Double Champ does whatever the FOOK he wants yeh

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>>75903838
oh for sure my man for sure those people can lose our number maia got gadoosh'd

>>75903877

welcome to /heem/

Stiopic with that literal immigrant mentality and not showing up for his own presser.

>>75903882
shin fracture does tend to make you miss shit like press conferences

how the fuck is a coach leaving gym a sensitive topic you pussies?

you guys think stipe's leg is fucked and that's why he wasn't at the presser?

>>75903836
Book it

WORD ON THE STREET IS STIPE BURST INTO TEARS WHEN HE ENTERED A 50 METRE RADIUS OF ARIEL HELWANI

>>75903874
I was going to respond with a picture of hoodiechads eyes glowing but i guess i don't have one? Hook me up lads

>>75903857
>implyiing media opinion would be more important than company line

Correct. But I said "media darling", not company darling you dummy

This was an MMA fight not a grappling fight. Jorge defended everything as well as Maia held onto him and caressed him.

>>75903861
Maia won the decision. Masvidal won the fight. What's so hard to understand?

For sureee JDS was tagging Stipe with some nice leg kicks my guy

Stipe fled the stage when Helwani started blowing people the fuck out

>>75903889
Maia's technique is boring, I get it. He still CLEARLY won. Shouldn't have been a split, he won every round.

>>75903877
>Judges shall evaluate mixed martial arts techniques, such as effective striking, effective grappling, control of the ring/fighting area, effective aggressiveness and defense.

you do know there are other ways to win a fight in the ufc aside from submission and ko?

>>75903886
You gotta ease into it some how. Get them comfortable enough to talk about these topics. He just busts it out of no where and gets no answer so he sucks at his job

>>75903918
stipe is getting his feet hands fixed

>>75903915
>Masvidal won the fight
But he didn't though

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maia didnt get the tap.

#notmycontender

*calls gsp*

>>75903879
It's literally in the rulebooks dude lol.

>>75903895
That's a compliment :)

>>75903877
>Of humping his leg
if you think humping a leg is bad you must really have a low opinion of a guy who got his leg humped all fight and barely offered anything back. i know i do.

>>75903889
Mia never lands a solid punch, get over it. Masdival lost. Watch the fight tomorrow.

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calvillo is all hype

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>le helwani man

>>75903915
You expected robbery because he's a media darling and I think that's retarded because it'd be the company line that fixes those things and they clearly wanted Maia away from the title picture.

>>75903701

Fuck him

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>Tfw the next HW defense will be in 2018

>>75903908
Yeah. Maia was there so hopefully his knee is OK.

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Dana asks you to make a card that will sell out Jerry World, who do you put on ?
Hard mode - no Conor

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>>75903919

Who knows how to judge MMA fights?

It was weird, Masvidal landed more. But he didn't have control during stand up (advancing forward) or on the ground.

1 and 3 went to Maia in my eyes

>>75903933
>being called an ignorant casual is a compliment

ur whalecum lad

>>75903930
He did. But he lost the decision. Just like he did against Iaquinta, Benson, Larkin, Khabilov, Gilbert, the list goes on

>>75903934
>barely offered anything back

lol

>>75903704
I also remember when ariel was in cowboys face after his title loss to RDS like


DouchbagAirel-"WHAT TOOK YOU OFF GUARD!?!"
"WHAT WENT WRONG?!?!"

cowboy-"...Umm...Psssh.."

DouchbagAirel-"WAS IT THE KICK!??!??"

fucking Jew

>>75903943
she's a straight scrapper boi
raw talent

>>75903945
HE DID NOTHING WRONG

>>75903943
Shes not all hype but she nowhere near beating JJ. Her striking is still trash compared to the champ but her jits is legit.

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>>75903943
in a perfect world Cynthia cleans out 115 and takes the vacant belt when Joanna leaves for 125 then beats Joanna when she tries to come back down.
Cynthia needs time

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>>75903954
Only person he beat in that list was Iaquinta.

He definitely didn't win tonight. Not under MMA rules. If we're scoring damage then Hendo should be the MW champ right now.

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>2017
>Stiopic losing
I TOLD YOU COCKSUCKAS

>>75903919
this

just because you don't like the way the winner fights doesn't mean your man-crush gets the W, bro

>>75903945
>MUH WAIFU
get over it, how was he supposed to know she'd cry you dorks?

>>75903956
>>75903961
>>75903964
im calling bullshit. just another one of danas projects. another paige, another sage.

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>>75903864
holy fuck i didnt realise it was that bad while watching

is conor the only successful memer in modern mma

>>75903946
Judges are easily influenced dupes, it doesn't mean anything. It's not as if Jorge is beloved by the UFC either

>>75903964

>Another hispanic hype-job

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>75903925
Trust me, I know, but bitching about journalists asking about sensitive topics is dumb. The way they go about it is something else. Also we could have a debate over whether he knew it'd get that reaction or not, because it was a fairly inoffensive question to ask more often than not. Sometimes trainers and coaches and fighters leave teams and you ask other people in the team how they feel about that, it's practically routine.

>>75903979
cody

>>75903978
did you see her last fight? she already surpassed those goofs

>>75903977
should have investigated her since he's... idk. an INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST???

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>>75903979
Hey! Watch this!

>>75903953
>/heem/ is anything but ignorant casuals

Actually howling 2bh

>>75903978
She'll get BTFO just like PVZ did. They won't be able to resist pushing her too fast.

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>>75903954
mfw

>>75903992
Nah he's a fan w/ press credentials

>>75903978
>cynthia is like paige and sage
wrong. Cynthia is not a vapid, superficial, conventionally attractive can. Cynthia is a legit martial artist that will hone her skill to become a true contender. Paige has never taking fighting seriously and Sage is going to be a preacher

why the fuck was that little dyke bitch given a title shot?

she was fucking awful,was this a one off thing or she usually that bad?

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>>75903987
Cody doesn't do much meme shit in his fights, his persona is somewhat memeable and that's it

>>75903985
Not him, but the questions Ariel asks are infuriating and meant to stir up drama. He tried to do the same thing with Maia and Edgar tonight. He never asks actual useful questions.

It's always:

>Fighter x said y and z about your kid, how do you feel about that?
>I know you just got KO'd in 10 seconds, do you feel disappointed?

>>75903969
>only person he beat is this one person people say he universally beat

Nice sheep mentality.

>he definintely didn't win tonight

Oh for sure Maia really wrinkled Masvidal's shorts tonight.

>>75903985
Yeah you're right, they gotta get the answers to these topics. He just went about it in a fruitless way

>>75903978
She put herself in that position, not dana. The only people that really know about her are faggots like us. A lot of casual fans thing jojo will piece her up. I hope they feed her PVZ tho

>>75904004
he pulled out the ultimate memes against dom desu

For sure Masvidal beats Wonderboy 9 times out of 10 my guy.

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>tfw ready for a comfy summer of bangerinos

Jorge Masvidal has never lost a fight in the UFC

>>75904008
>Meme'ing and trolling
Yikes.

Maia arguably won all 3 rounds.

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>>75903993
I bet you've got an entire folder ready, just in-case someone mentions Conor in a positive light. You click Choose File and boom, 29 of the same webms from different angles.

you're boring

>>75904013
Paige and Cynthia can't fight because they're both TAM members even tho Paige has technically left

>>75904023
>Maia arguably won all 3 rounds

In a jiu jitsu tournament.

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>Mfw 2 months till DC is crying again and AKA goes back to having 0 champs and 0 contenders

>>75904013
>feed her to pvz

is that a joke?

>>75904004
did you not see his cruz fight? he does the same memekicks goobs does too

>>75903995
Wmma devisions are so small. Its hard not getting fed to the wolves once you get a wins racking up. Vick is 7-1 in the ufc and is still fighting in the lower levels. You win one in wMMA and you're already fighting "top" 15.

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>Uhh, so your mother just passed of cancer. I've done some research and I understand that it runs in the family. Who in your family do you think is next to die? Any preferences?

>>75904034
b-but khalabib?

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>>75904024
Now this is what being triggered looks like.

>>75904023
As much as Hendricks won every second of his crotch humping, you bjj nerds are disgusting

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>HE MADE MUH WAIFU CRY

>>75904049
Ramadhan

>>75904040
He was doing all the meme dance moves but it didn't get really viral, if it wasn't for TUF we wouldn't even hear anything about him since he got the belt

Helwani did nothing wrong

>>75904056
still a contender senpai

>>75903945
cried?
omg please end this women's mma meme

>>75904051
obsessed mexican dicklet

>>75904002
Shes fought that way in all her fights. Unless youre a casual you would have known thats how the fight was going to go. Rose will be a more competitive match up.

masvidal btfo

>>75904002
She got some hype after a fun fight with Hill which was enough in a division lacking contenders. Normally she looks much better because none of the other chicks can move and box like JJ does(except for Shev).

>>75904063
>male fighters dont cry
hmmm

>>75903950
gsp, 5 years ago

"for sure since strikeforce" man PACKED GASSED AND FLUSHED

>>75903903
Hey virgin, they were fucking and now it's over. Jesus Christ this general.

For sure I've been a Brandon Moreno fan since TUF my guy

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>>75904051

I feel like masturbate to this at night you Chicano cuck.

>>75904052
This

>LOL HENDRICKS BY DECISION MORE LIKE DICKCISION!!!

>Maia is so honorable and graceful. His head looked so beautiful between Jorge's thighs. Forget due process, fairness, and the actual fight itself. He deserved the win just on principle!

>>75904075
because someone left the team? 1 example please

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>>75904002
of course she was ready for joanna, she beat jessica pene

>>75904037
Read it again anon