high effort edition
>>75904634
who is this semen demon?
Lando Vannata
masvidal btfo
>>75904671
For sure that control totally fucked up Masvidal's leg hairs
Non-gay scat spammer edition is best edition
>>75904671
Mma>striking
>>75904671
Every picture of Dana is a reaction image, the man is blessed with such a meme face
post jds getting heemed
>Casuals before a Maia fight
LOLOL did he seriously just come out to Linkin Park? LOLOL
>Casuals after a Maia fight
WOW that was the worst thing I have ever seen I thought this was real fighting not hugging
Literally all his fights.
>>75904645
To put it simply, Joanna isnt just going to just lay there and let herself get submitted. Shes hard to take down and be kept down and its even harder to out strike her. So the possibility to rock her are just as unlikely.
How nice
>>75904676
You're still mad buddeh?
>>75904695
I think you mean
>Jorge is gonna get that neck snatched so quickly, he's a lightweight that got wrestlefucked by benson henderson, maia has never lost!!!
After
>Yeah for sure "control", i totally love judging based on that hehe.... Maia did so much uhh?
>>75904715
Maia won. Get over it.
>>75904698
Who's the old guy ?
>>75904698
Did he calm the fuck down now?
This shevchenko poster is getting a little to comfortable in this pro nunes board.
>>75904727
He won the decision, lost the fight. Sad!
>>75904634
I bet she's on TRT
Question for Junior:
Uh how do you feel about going back to your family and looking into your wife's eyes and telling her how embarrassing it was to get knocked out in front of the world? Do you feel such a devastating loss was what you deserved tonight?
>>75904728
Reed Harris. UFC VP of Fighter Development. Not sure what the role entails specifically. Seething Al sperged out on him on Twitter last week.
>>75904729
Apparently got free tickets courtesy of the Bald One
Here's Goldie's thoughts on the fights
>>75904743
Question for Ariel:
How do you feel about 6 million ?
>>75904736
okay i'll make it sports related then...who do you think should retire from mma? (in order to have your babies?)
This may sound like some wwe meme shit, but if WME put danas job on the line unless he fought Al Laquinta in a TUF style matchup , you think he would do it?
>>75904729
He sold him a house
>>75904761
joanna literally looks like one of them in that webbum
>>75904767
no, he's a millionaire. he doesn't need this job, he wants it. he'll invest elsewhere.
>>75904770
Lol this triggered a polsperg in the gamethread and he went on a rant about white genocide
Rashad Coulter is joining us today on the MMA Hour. First question Rashad, you got fired from your job that you are likely going to have to go back to after utterly failing in a very low income sport because you fucking suck. To top it off some uber can probably fucked up your knee ligaments for the rest of your life and gave you a devastating knockout in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers and this will likely have some reprecussions on in the future in itself. So exactly will your newlyborn son feel about his failure of a father that left him at a young age like his father before him?
>>75904767
Yeah. He seemed semi-serious about boxing Ortiz, I think he'd fight a smaller guy if he had to do it to keep his camera time.
>>75904767
thats the dumbest question ive ever read.
why am i here?
what am I doing with my life?
>>75904772
That's why I picked it
If that idiot from last thread is reading this and wants to continue saying "Rose can submit Joanna!" then just post it here
Question for Eddie:
First of all congratulations on your new born son, I heard your wife is having another one on the way, how does it feel that you came up short tonight? also can you tell us how you feel about fighting on the prelims after main eventing the biggest show in UFC history on MSG?
>>75904789
>Muh Pooana is unbeatable
Sorry I insulted you're waifu bee
>>75904799
>>75904743
>>75904774
wait, why do i live in a fantasy world?
>>75904807
If KK could gas Rose with a couple knees in the clinch I hate to think what Jedrkjjjcvlkrjlcjcjkvdczk would do to her. Time to chill
>>75904821
Rose didn't gas. She walked straight into Karolina's clinch and dropped the last two rounds because of it
>>75904821
what is rose's ranking?
>>75904807
Joanna isn't unbeatable, rose just doesn't have the tools to beat her like you think. You know ho can beat joanna? Valentina Shevchenko at 125.
Saying Maia won because of his "control" on the ground is like saying Wonderboy beat Woodley because of his "Octagon control" standing
>>75904846
tyrone tapped #notmychampion
>>75904846
Right now you're being the wonderboy posters
>>75904846
There is no contact in Octagon control you fucking autist.
>>75904770
>tfw too intelligent to fight TJ
>>75904833
>rankings
>implying
But in any case it'll happen because there really aren't any credible contenders. It's a big problem across many divisions, I have no idea what they're gonna do at LHW after DC-Jones has run its course.
>>75904833
4th, maybe they will shuffle her to 3rd before giving her title shot
>>75904858
Oh wow I made contact with a fighter's leg better gib me the title shot dana
>>75904855
No. And like Woodley, Masvidal actually did the damage. Maia teeped with his crotch all night
>>75904868
You're lack of grappling knowledge is showing. Maia had his back every round. That's like knocking down someone in the standup.
>>75904867
oh okay
>sport isn't dead
>not a single webm of the knockout from the main event
kill yourselves
>>75904862
>Leave LHW to me
>>75904846
> "control" on the ground
Do you mean effective grappling? Sounds effective grappling
>>75904879
hahahahahahahahaahahaha oh my god that was actually hilarious.
>>75904886
>implying he still looks like that
>>75904868
You're going to feel soooo bad when Maia submits Woodley.
>>75904885
no one is clamoring for it because we watched it live you fucking casual
>>75904889
I didn't realize clinging to your opponent with little to no strikes or submission attempts was effective grappling. Then again I was watching a grappling tournament and not an MMA fight of course
>>75904885
Why don't you look for it in the previous thread you lazy fat piece of shit.
You're welcome btw.
>>75904903
are you trolling or are you really this new?
>>75904903
Trying to put your arms around somebody's neck while you hang from his back aren't submission attempts ? Okay
>>75904897
You're right, hes getting bigger
If Stipe can beat Cain, Lewis, and Ngannou, where would that put him on the all-time GOAT list, compared to both Fedor and p4p?
>>75904911
Sick argument dude
>>75904912
Masvidal shrugged every single one of those attempts off effortlessly. The two times Maia was actually going for it
>>75904911
Probably someone from /box/ trying to figure out why they didn't separate them and stood them up when mia went for a take down
>>75904766
is this possible without steroids?
>>75904908
>>75904930
He's so confused. I think it might be the first UFC fight he's ever seen.
>>75904929
It wasn't effortlessly the grip fighting was on point by Masvidal but he was struggling and fighting for his life defending those jaw breakers by Maia, i think they had to pause the fight to count off Masvidal tape because the offensive and defensive grip fighting for the RNC was so intense
>>75904846
that's not the same thing you damn moron
>>75904944
>>75904938
>>75904956
Yeah for sure Maia really irritated Masvidal's skin for two minutes in the last two rounds my guy. Jorge might need scratch that shit later when he's trying to get comfortable in bed. Dangers of fighting
>>75904962
hoodiegod blessed steep
>>75904972
For sure, he was showing Stipay where is JDS' weak point that he needs to strike for critical damage
Does Eddie Alvarez know what defense looks like?
>Getting lit up by Dustin Poorier
>>75904986
>England's own Conrad Gregorfield
Hmmm I dont see leg humping against the cage here. Aww who cares about the rules! Maia's a nice guy. Give him the win, I love Maia and grappling since UFC 1! Wrestlefucking is still very bad though okay?
>>75905006
>still SEETHING
>>75905040
Masvidal won the fight, I'm very happy for him and I knew that it was very likely he would lose the decision because that's what I expect from his history of calling out media cucks. I have nothing but respect for Maia but Masvidal is the superior fighter. Maia was the super decisioner tonight
>>75905046
>mfw i read this post
>>75905046
so mad
Tanned Florida JJ is much cuter than pale Poland Gollum JJ
>>75905080
Masvidal won the fight, why would I be mad?
>>75904680
is rose autistic?
>>75904680
>that hairline on valentina
Helwani sounds like an Indian surname.
>>75904680
BASED Dewey Cox and our guy KING KEVIN LEE in the background finna show those light girls whats up
>>75905065
Dom 1,3,5
[spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
>>75905052
Never seen someone look so scared and unhappy defending a takedown Masvidal might have raising his hands after each round but he was gasping and frowning a lot during the exchanges. He fake his confidence at the bell
>>75905101
It's not. It's as Hebey as they come.
>>75905111
What's he supposed to do, smile? Oh wait he did when Maia had his back and in a body triangle.
Another fake media cuck who Jorge is too real for, h8rs like you are fun to drop truthbombs on
>>75905107
Don't make fun of dom. He's playing 34 D ping pong. Hes setting up a trilogy fight.
>>75905101
indians are cryptohebrews descended from unnamed sons of Abraham who west east.
BRAHMA/BRAHMIN = ABRAHAM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene_Israel
>>75905130
That's how you dominate a fight, Demian
>>75905129
he's suppose to keep cool and show no emotion, he was already showing how fake he was by being a being a frownie baby when mean ol Maia was hugging him
>>75905132
*went
Why is stipe so based lads?
>takes on killers in the division
>knocks them out in 1 round
Hope he fights cain or ngannou next
>>75905141
>he was supposed to keep cool and show no emotion
According to who? Your misconceptions of him because you love eating big media cock? Typical h8r in shambles
>>75905150
cain vs ngannou should fight each other imo.
ngannou's only good win is against the ghost of arlovski and cain is an unreliable faggot whose alraedy fucked up the division multiple times. a victory in that matchup makes for a compelling championship fight with stipe. otherwise it just feels like [more of a] crapshoot.
>>75905150
He'd wreck Cain, 1st round KO, better chin, way better hands and good enough wrestling to keep the fight standing for long enough
>>75905150
I have Lewis ahead of Ngannou as far as how close they are to a title shot, desu
>>75905154
according to every alpha male pro bro fighter
you are suppose to be a cool, emotionless fighter, a professional, showing emotion is showing weakness
way to be a cuck beta being this triggger like your hero
>>75905150
>>75905159
dana said cain will fight in the fall, ngannou might get a meme shot
>>75905163
lewis is fighting hunt
>>75905169
You got BTFO so badly I made you revert into realizing how ridiculous your own premise was. You're welcome h8r
>>75905171
Ngannou hinted he might fight at 214. I'd imagine Dana was lying and its Cain because its in SoCal and DC is also on the card.
There's also no one else that isn't already booked unless Barnett and Rothwell are getting cleared with USADA. I don't think they'd book someone ranked lower than Arlovski either
>>75905177
>this shook
>lost his cool
sorry but check and mate
looks like i won this fight unlike you and your boy
Well I think Maia actually won that fight. Boring backpack as he is but he was able to force his game on Jorge for the good part of every round. I wouldn't mind if judges have given the decicion to Masvidal too and then I would feel skightly bad for Maia like I do for Jorge now.
>>75905199
Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision. Very simple.
>>75905154
What media are you talking about lad
>>75905190
why would he lie?
>>75905219
Lol
>>75905210
>headcanon vs reality
>>75905239
Its reality vs reality
>>75905210
this type of mental cuck gymnastic
the record the history book will look at this fight as Maia winning the dec and the fight
if you werent a emotional wreck you wouldnt have to twist your mind and panties into this cuck bunch
>>75905246
You are in complete shambles, h8r
>>75905222
i know he lies but what's the point of doing it here?
>>75905171
I meant that based on their current resumes I think Lewis edges out Ngannou. They're both a win or two away from a title shot, but I think Black Beast has swanged and banged his way through better competition, on top of having more fights.
Also that casual fag who called me out on pretending to know result of memedrigez/frankie fight beforehand and actually coming out only when the bout was over. Fuck yourself my man you're new is showing itself too strongly hide it better next time you piece of shit.
>>75905257
Because he's planning to announce the fight soon? I don't know. Dana does a lot weird things. I can't think of anyone else that Ngannou would fight that would make sense
>>75905255
on the wrong side of history
poor lil cuck
lost the fight lost the decision
>>75905258
arlovski is a better win than browne
>>75905267
stiopic desu
yair btfo lmao
>>75905287
PEDgar spicsperg on suicide watch
>>75905270
Lol h8r you are absolutely seething. Masvidal won the fight. What are you gonna do about it. You gonna hump my leg for 7 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOWKfmXEWI
>>75905287
Scumbag cutman didn't put that cold bar under Yair's eye.
Masvidalcucks will reply to anything
>>75905318
>>75905304
go away springsperg
>>75905317
That's alredy at the end of the 2nd, he has to put cold to constict the vessels and decrease the inflamation.
>>75905315
That would be a real tko in the third had the doctors not stopped the fight.
>the city of mexico
>some idiot on /heem/ actually thought that Yair would win
>>75905317
Koscheck-esque is Yair in his face Joe
>>75905333
>get BTFO
>c-c-coral springs!!!
h8rs in shambles
>>75905329
>implying I've ever made a post about honda
you went 0-3 today you nerd, don't even reply to me
for sure lose my postnumber
>>75905352
Never said he would had won.
>>75905318
just said she has a chance, I did get btfo though.
joanna is the wmma goat
>>75905357
Wasn't me, dude
>>75905343
Yeah I know, your post wasn't up when I hit send. Would like to see a webm of the corner work after the 1st, Rogan was acting like they shit the bed. It's called an enswell for the record.
It's called an enswell btw
>>75905362
>>75905365
We would go to sweden but you guys are being cucked alredy by blacks and arabs.
>>75905365
Isn't Yair one of those few beaners who trains in Mexico ? I remember him running there in "embeddeds" before BlowJob fight
>>75905377
>wasn't me dude
In such shambles you don't even know who you are. Sad!
>>75905381
you're obsessed my guy
>>75905377
They didn't put that thing, only the cotton, i'm not saying Yair would have won but the cutman screwed up.
>>75905381
That's why I refrain from bashing fighters when picking, you people are ruthless with screencaps
>>75905381
lmao i saved the caps i posted yesterday in an active thread, you're so seething you're taking time out of your day to find ancient strayan posts
>>75905382
And your country is being cucked by your own people. Least productive peoples in the whole world except for Africans.
>>75905395
Honestly don't give a fuck where he trains. He shouldn't be in a country built by the white man talking about Mexican pride either way.
>>75905401
>>75905412
>>75905419
>>75905419
Don't believe everything you reqd in /pol/ or other media, learn to think by yourself and do your research.
And don't confuse us with south america
>>75905404
If you ever watch boxing cutmen frequently use it even when there's no swelling as a preemptive measure. If he didn't apply it to a giant mouse that's a huge, inexcusable fuck-up. I wonder if they're using cheap, inexperienced people like they are with the production crew.
>>75905423
To be fair to him, I think Rousey could've won if Holm hadn't taken her soul. Unfortunately, her physical ability is tied very heavily to her mental state, and she doesn't take losing well at all.
the next ufc card is complete fucking garbage
>>75905443
I LOVE YOU GUYS
Is Stipe the white Rumble?
>>75905460
She was going to lose either way. She's utter shit at striking dude, her just being that much more confident she could walk straight into Nunes would've resulted her in going out cold like she did against Holly
*clinches for the over/under as you wing a telegraphed haymaker
*switch to double underhooks as you try frantically to land some short hooks to my head*
*counters one of the hooks by sliding into back control*
*traps your right leg and falls forward so you end up turtled on the ground*
>>75905466
DO NOT BOO THIS MAN
>>75905454
Yeah that was a criminal fuck up
>>75905476
*continiously rockes you with highkicks*
*spams flying front kick*
*stands completely still in side stance against wrestler*
*goes for guillotine instead of fighting takedown*
*throws hammerfists while flat on back instead of working to get up*
>>75905443
Your point being?
>>75905478
*barely intelligible mumbling in a voice that you get from eating rusty nails and chasing them down with battery acid*
>>75905468
Nah stipe is better
>>75905503
>40% less likely to be unemployed
There are some vacants in Don Jacionto's plantation, let me know if you want a job
>ctrl+f
>no "fwoknie" posts
>>75905555
fwonkie PEDgar will get shitcanned by the Korean Zombie, Darren Elkins, Jason Knight, and Gavin Tucker in that order, 100% not honeydicking!!!
>>75905555
still my boy
>>75905508
>*throws hammerfists while flat on back instead of working to get up*
Has a fighter been heemed from guard like that yet?
what did he mean by this?
>>75905613
Maia's jizz from the humping didnt get on him
>>75904676
Lmao, I'd thought goofs will hate on based Maia when I'll come here. Referee took him of Jorge's back what, 2 out of 3 rounds?
It's slow and insidious but it's a one way ticket when Maia's on your back.
>>75905625
Yeah man taking the back and sitting there is just like a knockdown man. Maia totally threatened with those vicious shots and submission attempts
>>75905579
Chael said that the hardest he was ever hit was by Maia from the bottom
Even Stipe was tired of Ariels jew tricks.
>mfw I thought 211 was gonna be another disappointing PPV event and it turned out amazing
>>75905644
What happened? Did he BTFO of him like Fwonkie did?
>>75905652
https://youtu.be/Nq7nFL_korg?t=527
>>75905613
Maia didn't transfer teh AIDS whilst buttfuckery, Jorge is "clean"
>>75905650
Prelims were a lot better but I enjoyed the main fights besides Branch-Jotko
209 was also a good card besides the main event and Khabitch
>>75905664
Easily the best PPV of the year but that's a bar set very low
>>75905568
I honestly don't think there is anybody except Aldo and maybe Max in da fw who can stop Edgar. He should go down weightclass if he wants a shot at being a champion again before it is too late.
>>75905636
Look we can argue all we want but at the end of the day someone should be called a winner and if Jorge would went out of it with a "W" that'd be the most retarted shit in years of combat sports given that he was SURVIVING most of the fight. Neither it is a draw.
You can't just dismiss a dude being trapped, restricted, unable to breathe, totally controlled and dominated and for what? Like a sloppy 5sec flurry?
Goofs are vicious today.
>>75905613
I mean he's basically trying to say that he's fresh, as Maia delivered close to no damage. Definitely telling the truth.
you now remember pettis being snubbed by the cameraman
god damn it Ariel
10-9 masvidal
10-9 masvidal
10-9 maia
T B H
>>75905679
Silva got the win over Brunson, so why not?
>>75905311
I really like JDS. Someone give me a reason to dislike him.
>>75905684
Got a webm?
>>75905683
>>75905694
>>75905695
tasty sodium
HW """fights""" are so shit
JUST
>>75905679
He was defending just fine. Its not like Maia had him in any trouble in any way outside the first. He stuffed numerous takedowns and kept Maia from getting into any threatening positions or unleashing strikes
Maia was "surviving" on the feet in worse positions than Masvidal in 2-3
>you cant dismiss a dude being etc
He was defending literally everything lol. There is no point he was being dominated. He had Maia clinging to him against the cage distributing zero damage and threatening with no submissions
And are you going to ignore that was roughly two minutes of each round as opposed to Masvidal actually hurting him on the feet the rest of the time? Of course you are because youre a moron
"Dominate" "Unable to breath"
Hilarious
>>75905714
I'm not salty, just my opinion
>>75905717
I don't think you belong on heem
>>75905714
>El Tapo fag
Explains everything lol
>>75905730
>THE ABSOLITE STATE OF POOGAY MASVIDAL SHEEMERS RIGHT NOW
*humps your leg for 7 minutes*
*gets beaten up the remaining 8*
Oh for sure i was dominating him
>>75905730
>"Dominate" "Unable to breath"
>Hilarious
You clearly had never been trapped in a body triangle or had your back taken.
You don't like the given formal criterias like "Octogon control" by which Maia had a clear win, but somehow you're OK with referee taking Maia of Jorge's back TWICE.
>>75905757
>keeps repeating himself over and over
>oh for sure I'm not mad my man
>>75905696
We all like him my man. It's a pity he didn't get dat belt. But Stipe is a good guy too plus he actually has everything to become the first heavyweight ever to defend 3 times
>>75905757
go to sleep jorge
>>75905763
Taking the back means jack shit if you do nothing with it like Maia did and the other half of the round is you getting beat up
I actually scored the first round for him because he was threatening from that position and was actually landing a decent amount of strikes. Even despite this the round ends with him getting clobbered
I dont think you understand what dominate means. Because that wasn't remotely close to it
>>75905786
He had enough sleep in the octogon with dat partial hypoxia.
>>75905757
how much money did you lose on masvidal?
>>75905790
>Taking the back means jack shit
you are dumb
>>75905795
Judging fights isnt the only thing youre bad at
>>75905790
But it was. I get that u mad that your boy didn't get the chance the let them hands go, but that's MMA for you, you gotta be well rounded. He also could have shown a much better TDD given he knew who he was fighting.
>>75905808
>but it was
This is the only thing I needed to hear to realize you and all the other h8rs have no clue what you're talking about
>shown much better TDD
Lol any time Maia humped him it had nothing to do with Maia's inability to put him on his back
will somebody explain this cringy shit to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6wW5nPfxY
Is it wrong to label Maia a pure BJJ guy? He uses a lot of wrestling techniques to control the clinch and mount
>>75905834
the dude is happy
>>75905863
No he's also a masterclass humper who dominates people with his crotch teeps
>>75905834
A NIGGA NEVER BEEN AS BROKE AS ME
>>75905834
why share that wtf
Dayum Stipe really put Jewani in his place on post fight presser
>>75905863
According to Judo Coach it is.
WE WUZ FAMOUS N SHIET
>>75905826
>put him on his back
Why bother if he takes the back?
You're very biased sir.
so ok let nagannou fight cain and hope fully ngan wins
so ngn vs miocic fight would be amazing. i hope ngannan wins again and then
no heavyweight contender left because werdum is done by then
next fight wouldb BROCK LESNAR VS NGANGNOU
>>75905980
i like the cut of your autism
Hey why wasn't Frankie trying to pass Yair's guard?
>>75905948
kek, nice work
>>75905992
no need
mark "the hand of" godbeer
LMAo
>>75905980
Given the state of things I'd be shocked if Brock didn't come back. Just a matter of waiting out his suspension.
>>75906001
But full mount is basically TKO stoppage.
Remember when everyone jumped on Masvidal's bandwagon for like 2 months?
>>75906025
You are also risking losing the top position if you try to pass the guard, Frankie was doing well enough in guard. Plus in the first round, Yair was stuck against the cage so full mount wouldn't even have been much better for Frankie.
>>75906025
Maybe in 2007, nowadays it's not so sure.
>>75906033
Not being a TDD machine in preparation for Demian Maia fight is basically suicide.
>>75905046
>taking and keeping your opponent's back isn't effect grappling
for sure you've been a fan since Pride my dude
Can we all agree that Woodley would beat Maia pretty handily? I love Maia but thats just a bad stylistic match up for him.
>>75905006
Taking back is a guard pass.
>>75906074
Maia versus Wonderboy would have been the most one-sided title fight since Nunes-Rousey
*hearty kek*
>>75906090
I'm not sure you mean it would be one sided but I would favour Maia in that fight.
I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go I love to sing
My knapsack on my back
>>75906101
Exactement
>>75906107
Savage.
>>75906093
what did he mean by this ? really makes me stroke my chin in befuddlement
Who do I have to fight to get Joanna for myself?
Im ready to go to war.
>>75904671
Who is this? Looks like a fat poof
>>75906149
popeye
Ngannou vs Gokhan is the fight to make
>>75906177
Ngannou takes him down and finishes him desu, let Gokhan fight some lower level HWs. He is only 0-1 in MMA.
Anyone else stupidly hyped for Dana White's Tuesday Night Fights? Shits gonna be lit.
>>75906217
I'd much rather it was a sort of lower level or amateur show
UFC would benefit massively from having a place to cultivate young talent in the way bellator can
>>75906285
they use LFA for that really. The idea is not bad because there is a ton of fighters on the rooster who need fights and maybe nurture some young fighters.
>>75906130
who is this small boy? does he do e-sports?
Is Jason Knight out eternal boy?
>>75905727
>destroying prospects via rushed matchmaking 101
VIVE LA JOE SILVA
>>75906318
Judging from how many energy drinks he chugs down I'd say yes
Where is he?
>>75906336
That wasn't made by Joe Silva you goof plus he isn't destroyed as a prospect. He is still 24 years old and has plenty of time to develop. He will learn more from this than from beating BJ Penn.
damn stipe fucking hates ariel
>>75906217
Going to be based, but doesn't start until July.
>>75906377
I'm saying I miss Joe Silva, put your dick away
>>75906385
Stipe is an ustase, truth came out at last
>>75906422
was that thing real or a meme like the gas chambers?
>>75906394
ok lad, still the second part stands
>>75906439
His confidence could be broken from that, and as a guy who's style requires him to be aggressive to no end and totally confident - that's a problem. This is a guy who's best win is Andre Fili being put in there with a #3 elite.
>>75906431
I've read on /int/ that it's a meme, that this is a knife for cutting wheat, like a hand mounted sickle.
It does look too flimsy to kill people desu
>>75906431
it was used in jasenovac hospital, cutting flowers and stuff
>>75904634
Dat watch is wider than then wearing it
>>75906012
He's from my town, apparently the week before his first UFC fight he was drinking and smoking weed
>b-but much fwokine pedgard
>oh for sure Yair is a beast
>he shadowboxed Bruce fucking Leroy for 25 minutes at elevation
>he's too young and fast for fwonkie
>underrated tdd 100%
>fwonkie has terrible top control
213 has a new mainevent
post some webms
also
LMAO AT MASVIDAL
>>75906600
>Lobov trying to get overmatched again
someone kill this cunt
DC is such a bad pundit he talks so much crap during the fights. I hope they stick with Cruz instead.
>>75906600
>bisping is a polish brit
>lobov is a russian irish
pottery desu
Holy shit
This is going to be a bloodbath
>>75906764
LOL going to be awkward af when shermer destroys those goof stones
Could Khabib takedown Aldo and hold him there? Or does Aldo beat the fuck out of him?
>>75906808
Aldo outclasses him
>>75906808
I think that fight goes similar to Aldo/Edgar 2. Aldo stuffing all those takedowns and countering his way to UD. And even if Khabib takes him down, I could see Aldo surviving on the ground.
Schaub went 6/6 again last night. Can't believe you boys aren't tailing him yet.
>>75906943
Schaub picks his friends. He even says not to tail.
>>75907007
That's just for liability and he says that only for specific fights. He picks correctly 100% of the time. You'd be foolish not to tail him.
Is Ariel the Perez Hilton of UFC?
>>75906774
David Cole already destroyed Shermer
>>75906808
Khabib destroys Aldo, it would be easy.
>Jessica Andrade will win
You fucking idiots, and there are a lot of you, will post your apologies here. Holy shit you fucking casuals are the worst.
>>75906764
What an impartial referee Joe is going to be, he's best buds with Hancock and Carlson and believes in their theories
>>75907261
It was a perfectly reasonable pick you casual faggot
>>75907465
Reasonable for somebody with a double digit IQ
Did anyone here unironically enjoy Joanna vs Andrade for longer than a round? Doesn't count if you had money on it.
>>75907465
ummm no sweety
Why the new rules aren't implemented everywhere ?
>>75907561
Freedom
It's pretty crazy to go back and watch this after the fights
https://youtu.be/ljsV0dzeZJc
It's actually like he is from the future.
>>75907465
Against Queen Joanna? No.
>>75907545
>DUDE JOANNA HAS NO CHIN
>DUDE KAROLINA DROPPED HER
>DUDE CLAUDIA DOMINATED HER
>DUDE ANDRADE BEAT HILL WHO HAS A BETTER CHIN
you losers are fucking pathetic
Rogan's introduction sheet from the weigh-ins.
>>75907465
there was no reason to pick her
still waiting for the apology you literal manchild
>>75907767
Quit sperging out and answer the question.
Joanna is what the UFC told us Ronda was.
>watching Maia "fight"
>>75906662
>bisping is a polish brit
What?
>>75907932
it's some retarded american thinking in his retarded muh heritage ways
>R-Rose will beat her
fucknig losers
>>75907979
nice diction
>>75908025
retard
>he bet MONEY on jessica
>>75907465
No, picking JDS was perfectly reasonable. Picking Andrade was lunacy.
>tfw all my picks won and I got €200
>>75908120
>>75907545
Why wouldn't you put money on it? It's the closest you'll ever come to evens for Joanna again.
>>75905518
Based Stipe. Croats are the most powerful race.
>>75907545
yes it was the best fight on the card and only one i'll be watching today
lol the fucking dumbbells who picked yair
I just watched the fights, it was pretty good.
>Skelly/Knight
"The kid"? More like "the lowkey boy", am I right?
>Eddie/Poirier
I don't like Eddie, but I was kinda amazed how he kept on fighting after being shook so fucking hard. Too bad he fucked up in the end.
>Edgar/Yair
I think if Yair fixed his ground game, he could be a champ, and the most entertaining one.
>Maia/Masvidal
I love Maia's style, even though it not might be the most entertaining to watch for most.
>Jedreyczik/Andrade
WMMA? More like WGAF, am I right, boys? But I gotta say, Adrande has a great chin.
>Miocic/JDS
Both are my boys, but I was happy to see Miocic win. Sadly, I can't see him winning against Ngannou.
Thanks for reading my blog, family!
>>75907545
I'm still convinced that women's mma was a mistake. I almost changed my mind when Ronda was dominating, but Holly convinced me I was right.
Still boggles my mind why they're making 125 and 145 divisions.
backpack is going to get knocked out by tyron
>>75908537
literally better than the man fights and certainly better than you fighting you fucking huge nosed manlet
>>75908392
Do we know if Stipe speaks croatian?
>>75908537
Watching women fight is fun you're a fucking casual
>>75908575
He can't.
>>75908537
Which fighter is this?
>>75908537
Agreed. The wmma ""fights"" took all the energy out of the card last night.
>>75908575
No he's an American. Only intelligent people are multilingual. He thinks "Jesus" is real.
>>75908687
Rachel Wray
>>75908537
that webm wouldn't exist without women's mma though
>>75908679
Ach that's a shame
>>75908723
Jesus is real you goof
>tfw every pick comes in
Where are the faggots that were calling me a casual?
YA GOT GOOFED SON
if you're not a fan of women's mma you're not a fan of fighting
also fuck all of your mothers
>>75908731
Wmma can exist, it just shouldn't be in the UFC. These new divisions are a joke. At this rate half the fights on a UFC card will be women by 2019. Should have kept them all in invicta.
>>75908776
Don't talk about my mom bro
>>75908790
the new divisions are good you blithering idiot especially 125 and your logic is retarded the talent is only going to get better you fucking nobody
>>75908812
Lol be more subtle with that b8 m8
>>75908790
But friend combat athletes are only getting better, they don't get worse over time
>>75908776
I'm a fan of good fighting. There's only like 5 women fighters in the world who could be considered actual elite mma athletes.
>>75908877
Going from awful to slightly less awful doesn't belong in the UFC.
>he picked andrade
>>75908575
I've read that he's learning.
>>75908723
Talking a lot of shit about a guy who literally saves lives when he's not training/fighting.
Rate this dog shit card:
Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Misha Cirkunov
Peter Sobotta vs. Ben Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Omari Akhmedov
Nordine Taleb vs. Emil Weber Meek
Jack Hermansson vs. Alex Nicholson
Pedro Munhoz vs. Damian Stasiak
Trevor Smith vs. Chris Camozzi
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Joaquim Silva
Nico Musoke vs. Bojan Veličković
Darren Till vs. Jessin Ayari
Marcin Held vs. Damir Hadžović
Damian Grabowski vs. Christian Colombo
>>75909260
>literally saves lives
he's a fucking fireman get a grip you absolute zilch
next heembedded when
why didnt the heem guy tell stipe about heem
from his face and movement and overall nature i could tell that he thinks about making posts on /heem/ 24/7 so "i forgot" doesn't cut it
the morning after fight night is /comfy/
>>75909418
i never watch this fights but this is great making fun of idiots who picked incorrectly
Who can stop Stipe?
> I think you're the best in the world
> I am the best in the world
> You're the heayvweight champ
> BOOM
>>75909619
Sea Level Cain
>>75909662
Maybe 5 years ago
Cain is a cripple now
>Picked Andrade
>Picked Masvidal
>Picked Yair
>Picked Eddie
wewwwwwwwww lads
>>75909619
Honestly I'm picking Stipe over anyone in HW right now. [spoiler]Unless it's Lesnar[/spoiler]
>Le Eddie is the best LW in the world
>3-2-1 record in the UFC
kek
>>75904807
Oh piss off you child. You're literally saying the same shit back. It's not a case of that, it's a case of you saying stupid shit like Rose could takedown and submit JJ like she's some sort of BJJ master who works like Maia does.
Rose is pretty horribly overrated, you're buying into the marketing hype that UFC's throwing at you. Probably because you're so casual desu, you don't know much about MMA at all
In recent fights JJ has been pretty unstoppable. What the hell does Rose have to offer. Striking? No. Good Grappling? No. A decent ground game? Perhaps, but every fight starts standing, and Joanna isn't a slouch on the ground, especially with how big she is.
>>75909619
Ngannou, JDS with better luck.
>>75909768
that's because you're an idiot
does being an ignorant dirt eating redneck improve a fighter's chin?
Speaking of Lesnar, isn't his suspension ending July? And he kinda beat Hunto last time. And there's no clear contender for the HW title right now...
Irish-Spanish Alvarez BTFO Dustin
Croatian Stipe BTFO JDS
Polish JJ BTFO Andrade
Portuguese Maia BTFO Masvidal
LMEO
M
E
O
Can americucks get any more BTFO?!
>>75909865
lol rose is a fucking meme
>losing to cuckla esprazas
>couldnt do shit to f-level athlete karolina
>didnt show shit against midget tecia torres in 2 fight
>Ngannou beats cain proving he's legit
>stipe beats him
>stipe beats cain then Lewis and becomes the heavyweight GOAT
>>75910016
I doubt he wants to come back and fight Stipe when he can coast in WWE for another year.
>>75908537
Who is that?
>>75910004
Pretty sure that's one of the state's flags.
>>75910035
That's what I'm trying to tell this guy but he can't see it and thinks she can submit JJ like she's literally Maia. I told him she's not even a black belt and Gadelha was, and even if we don't see it from Gadelha her BJJ is probably still above Rose's.
Rose is just very overrated because she rolled PVZ for 15 minutes. Her win against Waterson was actually really good, but it's not like Waterson is a killer. If we see more of that from Rose then yeah, there could be a case. As it is, she didn't really decisively beat Tecia, lost to KK and took the better part of 15 minutes to submit PVZ on the ground
She's decent but he thinks she's on JJ's level and keeps trying to argue otherwise, like he doesn't pay attention to any of the fighters/analysts who say they really don't know who can beat JJ anymore.
Dude alcoholism lmao
>>75910334
Could be a beer with breakfast, gentlemen do that sort of thing
>>75910357
>gentlemen
You misspelled white trash.
>>75910334
>>75910357
Think he's talking about receiving the eucharist
>>75908537
Women punch so pathetic
>>75910435
even more retarded
>>75910441
>dude women suck at fighting right
shut up you tryhard
>>75910621
Prove me wrong bitch
>>75910655
the only fight worth watching on the shit card from last night is joanna's, literally fuck off no one gives a shit about stipe
Where the fuck does that fat fuck John Morgan live?
>>75908537
Source
>both champs looked dominant
lol demian maia vs. tyron what a fucking dog shit ppv
0 buys
man I am a bit late but those yesterday prelims were madness
I dont remember having been so hyped ever from the prelims.main card was decent but felt a bit low after this banger
>>75910790
yeah tyron = wgaf
how did joanna tan 7 days a week in florida but literally is the color of a vampire
>>75904671
brown eyed master race
>>75910790
>tfw WW stock market just crashed
>>75910790
He can't handle the raw power of Tyron. But It's still gonna be 500% better than the Wondercuck shitshow.
>>75910833
It's incredible how ugly polish people are. They're so ugly compared to northern europeans.
>>75910833
White people don't tan beyond that.
>>75910676
Are you trying to prove my point
>>75910790
its a terrible match up for maia. he cant take woodley down and he offers nothing on the feet. he could barely take down masvidal who is a 155er lmao
Turns out that Frankie Edgar had all the answers last night heh
Name my band /heem/.
>>75911009
Trash
>>75910956
We're going to be stuck with thicc ass black man for a while
After last night I know I won't be questioning the answer again! Lol
>>75911053
just when you think you've got the answer frankie changes the question
>>75911065
Gunnar is not white, he is lappoid like all Scandinavians, and he probably can tan. Scandinavians look orange like Trump when going in the sun.
happy mothers day /heem/
>>75911102
>Gunnar is not white, he is lappoid like all Scandinavians
You fuckers would say even russians are not white.
>>75904867
Powerful Tony Hinchcliffe
Imagine caring this much about what constitutes ""white"".
Imagine caring that some weirdo on 4chan doesn't consider you to be ""white"".
>>75911197
>Mongol rape babies
>White
>>75911009
The 4 non whites
>>75911243
It can't be helped baby. Everyone wants to be white.
>>75911243
imagine not being willing to give your life for the death of all nonwhites and white traitors. i'll literally jackoff to murdering you white traitor not joking at all
anyone got a webm of joanna's slomo jabs?
>>75911336
seek help bud
>Fwonkie will for sure boxercise the shit out of him my guy
What will be the UFC 213 main event? Still TBA on the official website.
lol think of how stupid you would have to be to put money down on joanna losing last night
>both listed at 6'4"
what do we do about height cutting lads
There is no bigger loser on this website than the guy who takes predictions.
Is Maia the >le cut inside man of mma?
>>75911451
>armpit hair
for sure wax that
>>75911546
yes
>le take the back man
Any webms of LEl pantera getting BTFO?
>>75904836
Wow. I never thought about that fight. Now that u said it, I want it to happen. Best WMMA fight you can make right now imo
>tfw I heard some goof say that Joanna is one of the biggest stars in the UFC
>>75911634
>>75911310
i am a proud muslim
>>75911639
>best
>wmma
Oxymoronic is Germany with his descriptions , joe.
>>75911700
and also nonwhite
>>75911485
It was supposed to be Cody-Dilly, but Cody pulled out with a back injury
>>75911700
Whatever helps you sleep at knight.
>>75911666
Or should it be lEl pantera?
Who is your favorite female fighter?
Jotko-Branch was a massive disappointment. Neither fighter was willing to commit to any real offense, they spent most of the fight clinch and pacing around. Even the commentators were either having completely unrelated conversation or staying silent for most of the fight.
>>75911768
>It was supposed to be Cody-Dilly, but Cody pulled out with a back injury
Cody/TJ is still on there, Dana said he expects Cody to stay on (although I doubt it). I'm thinking maybe Bisping/Romero if Bisping is healthy.
>>75911661
she's a big girl
>>75911840
>Jotko-Branch was a massive disappointment.
Only if you expected it to be exciting, neither are particularly exciting.
>>75911634
I never saw one in the gamethreads, I'll make one now
>>75911839
None of them you weirdo
>>75911902
Please do. Preferably out of the moment when Frankie bangs the canvas with lEl Pantera's head.
>>75904912
it was hand fighting. there were zero submission attempts. just pissy wet blanket clinging on and stalling.
>>75905419
/pol/ is leaking
I'VE KILLED CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF /HEEM/
fuck dana white
Also that time in the first when Yair throws that lazy one-two and Frankie counters with the rush of punches please.
>>75905206
Khabib? is that you?
>>75912256
I do believe my english is slightly better than Khabib's actually.
https://youtu.be/A0yd5vAf3Gk?t=1400
23:20, Rogan admits something
>>75912035
couldn't find that exact moment, but here's some ground and pound
>>75912404
young lions btfo
Where did all of yairs fans go yesterday?
DId you like the way that Maia ask for his title shot?
I mean being respectful is one thing but bending before this slimy bald goof after being on a 7 win streak?Come on man
>>75912461
Edgar won me over with his stellar performance.
>s-she can't take a punch
still waiting for the apologies you impotent faggots
>>75912404
Nice one pal. Yeah Frankie GnP was awesome today. I honestly think he could have finished Yair in the third had the fight not been stopped.
>>75912555
The flying meme would have been lucky to survive 2 more minutes. He is truly the twenty something Erick Silva of the somethingteen crowd.
>>75912487
She is relatively chinny though and susceptible to hematomasee and cuts. Valentina would fuck her up at 125
>>75912214
made a webm of it, but 4chan is claiming it has an embedded file for whatever reason
http://webmshare.com/B7XLW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU
@2:20 fluke btfo by Dana
https://youtu.be/QFrPN8Us0g8
>>75912487
Look at that hard boiled egg in her forehead.
>>75912613
Well I think we should give him some credits for being super young and having the time to improve his well roundness. Still can't believe people actually believed he could present any problems for Edgar. There were an episode in the second when Rodrigez tried some kinda meme kick and got countered with punches. Pretty brilliant. Also this one >>75912633 is nice too.
>>75912793
Artem looked more impressive in his last fight than Yair did.
>>75912555
No sense sending Yair out to take more damage. In 2 or three years he'd stand a chance, but he's too young and inexperienced for someone on Frankie's level.
>>75912764
still cute tho
such blatant racism by the ufc and "fans"
michael cuckisea starting a fight at a press conference with no repercussions
no one here talking about it
fuck all of you
>>75904908
>Stipe starts pounding on his head
>looks up to the ref to see if he's going to call it
>keeps punching
Love this goon.
>>75912621
>comparing 115 to 125
>>75912907
>tfw /myboiii/ Chiesa is gonna heem that loudmouthed nigger
>>75912710
Seeing JBJ getting murdered by DC will be the most satysfying thing ever. JBJ laying on the ground, and DC saying between punches:
>are you really back john? are you back?
Just got off the phone with my source inside UFC (D.W.), the powers that be are working hard for a Ngannou vs Lesnar bout in July. More to follow...
>>75912966
Chiesa unironically has 0 knockouts and Lee only has 1 I think. Will be a spicy ground fight but I think Lee's athleticism should see him through.
>>75913041
Great, tables match? Or a special guest referee featuring Paul Herman?
>>75913057
Chiesa has power dont be fooled. A lot of fights he softens up his opponents before going for the meme named choke. If you watch his fight with Jorge he legitimately hurts and knocks down Jorge
>>75913100
Yeah I know, his striking isn't pretty but its sneaky. I still think Lee's athleticism will be too much. Like both guys but Lee is my low key boy because of how mad he makes some people.
>>75913125
Based Francis, love his broken English shit talking.
>>75913125
this bum needs to learn some humility again, gonna get floored by cain/ werdum/ jds or overeem
>>75913125
So if Ngannou's the predator and Stipe's the space marine, who's the alien?
>>75905365
Wow, edgy dude. I hope some Somali rapes you.
>>75906600
My boy just chokes out Artem after making artem punch air for 5 rounds because of the reach advantage
>>75913166
I think he can heem Werdum and Overeem. JDS would be tricky but he hasn't looked great recently. Cain is probably the toughest match up but not sure whats up with his fitness status.
>>75913177
>who's the alien?
Cain
>>75913177
facehugger
>>75913204
Cain's on the way out, too many multi-round matches against giant men. Stipe ending things quick and mostly clean last night will add years to his career.
fucking struve redemption arc when?
>>75913235
Maybe so but Cain still looked as good as ever vs Browne so Im not writing him off just yet, think he can still win the title.
>>75905365
go back to sucking arab dicks you cuck
>James Vick looks like Buster from Arrested Development
>>75913223
>>75913231
Someone said Alien and e thought they said illegal alien!
>>75913339
>>75913339
>>75913339
NEW
>>75913265
Browne hasn't exactly been a world beater lately. That he's in the top 10 speaks to how shallow the division is.
>>75913358
true but thats the only performance we have to judge him off recently
>>75913125
Now i just want the black beast to embarrass Ngannou. Imagine Ngannou dominating Lewis for 3 round and then lewis just swangs and bangs Ngannou into the shadow realm.
>>75913352
>nine posts early
lazy ass bitches
heem confirmed for worst general.
great thread
>>75911028
No, I'll end his career. Anytime I bet money on a fight I lose so I'll drop a big ass bet on Tyron and he'll get BTFO. Cap it.
>>75905084
youre butthurt is showing. masvidal didn't win the fight. that's why his record shows a loss next to this matchup. Sorry if you think 15 seconds of ground and pound in r1 outweighs a cumulative 8ish minute of maia take downs, control, guard passing and submission attempts. what's it like being so dumb and wrong?
>>75912907
I thought you have already discussed everything about their feud on the presser. There is not much to discuss anyway other than Michael being pretty stupid for sperging about such a shallow trashtalking.
is jake vs dillon danis today?