Liga MX

First for /tigreswinslol/

Min. 66 Monterrey 0-1 Tigres (1-5)

This serie is dead and probably next match at La Bombonera will be really boring.

daily reminder that the best liga mx players are washed up/third tier europeans

>La Pandilla del Monterrey

lol

Another Franchutegol

Un gran muchacho

That was a great slippy g impresion, good stuff montes

>>75895481
*MLS*
Fixed that for ya

>>75895600
Both are shit and a joke.

>>75895622
MX is miles ahead of MLS

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the cup perros, hand it down

un minuto de silencio para este puñetas >>75828020

>>75895481
>Concacaf players are shit in europe
News at 10, and don't bring Pulisic, he's probably gonna fall down in a couple of years like every overhyped concacaf player just getting in european leagues.

>>75895680
a shit is still a shit. one is a bigger shit than the other.

>>75895777
>News at 10, and don't bring Pulisic,
Jonathan is good cause he never played in CONCASHIT

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Con quien estaba hablando?

>>75895831
With Emilio Azcarraga, next seasson he'll play for AME, Darwin Quintero and Miky Arroyo go to Tigres.

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>>75895900
>Miky Arroyo go to Tigres.
never fuck that tepiteño, and we white

>>75895811
I'm talking about the confed you retard, all concacaf players that make it to europe are extremelly hyped and all of them fail hard.
Also stop being a self-hating retard.

>>75896099
>'m talking about the confed you retard
Why bring up Pulisic ? He has nothing to do with concacaf. Just like Jonathan (Barcelona academy) both are doing well in Europe because they didnt play in shit academies like most mexican/americans. Pulisic isnt doing that well compared to Jonathan but that's because he's not polished.

>>75896297
Eh, just thinking you could've used that argument, gotta get covered, slow thread sometimes mean shitty bait, whatever.

Also
>la mugrienta pandilla del montegay
Well that was one sided as fuck, let see how the next one gets.

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based

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Final score.

>>75896501
RAPE

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Next Match Toluca vs Santos.

Who are /we/ signing lads?
Gignac and Nico Castillo to america when?

>>75896894
HAHA, enjoy your expensive former Santos player #61861351.

>>75896894
I don't think Gignac but Aviles Hurtado and Nico Castillo.

Boring games today. The actual interesting matches are tomorrow.

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>>75897195
This, beside i won't watch chivas-aclas because of stupid and jew Vergara I think Xolox vs Morelia will be nice to see.
Morelia and Atlas are my good guys this Liguilla
>Who is your good guy /LigaMX/?

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>>75897297
morelia a la final tbqh, para cerrar en el volcan

It begins

Owngol by Toluca, in process to JUST muh centanary.

Toluca 0-1 Santos
(4-2)

>>75895546
tanto que estuvieron mamando con montez, ese slip lo resume perfectamente, otro mier

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>He will never be as good as AME

Talavera is literally saving toluca centenary right now

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>>75895039
>>75896440
I live literally at walking distance from El Volcán and I've supported Tigres all my life.
Who else is /detodalavida/ here?

>>75898073

I still remeber the times Tigres struggled to classify to Liguilla, hard times

>>75897567
fuck no

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>>75898120
You now remember Chamagol.

OGRE

>>75897567
>llantos

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>>75897966
A P O L O G I Z E

Good, nor this game will get more interesting

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>>75898073
y hasta el cajon

>tfw asian gf

G-Go santos...

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>>75898073
>the relegation in the clasico
>the promotion
>victory against America to stay in Primera
>that choke against Toros Neza to miss the liguilla again
>the fucking goal by Chitiva
>the second final lost to Pachuca at home
>those awful years with Pumpido, Pekerman and Daniel Guzman
>that last goal by Pulido to win the championship against Santos
>all these finals played in the last couple of years
Wouldn't change it for anything

>>75898531
Still butthurt about that final. Smdh

>>75898531
Oldvidaste cuando se salvaron en el último partido contra Morelia

you now remember these chimpz burning puebla's stadium
https://twitter.com/Javier_Alarcon_/status/863586242679758849

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Time to go for snacks, 2nd half promises

>>75898531
la salvada de nahuel en CU en el tiempo extra vato and nahuel going full gay on pilotito

>>75898697
>throwing food from the palco

At least you get nice privileges for paying those seats.

>>75898761
If I had to make a Tigres all time best 11 There would be at least 8 players from the current team in that list. Nahuel would be the first one.

https://twitter.com/isai_jazi/status/863588453992337408

>>75898697
>>75898861
Simios jodidos

>>75898821
You mean Gignac. By now he is the best player that have ever played on Tigres.

Hell, he's almost on the Liga MX all time squad

>>75899038
Seguro está entre los mejores delanteros que he visto en la liga
>Cardozo
>Cabañas
>Chupete
>Gignac

¿Quién más?

>>75898461
sup lagunerobrah

post more of her

inb4 she got fat

>>75899149
chucho benitez

>>75899149
Benedetto

Toluca 1-3 Santos

Dos goles mas de los Guerreros y sacan el resultado.

Guys

>>75899149
Foreign players? Cardozo, Cabinho, Suazo, Pony, Benitez, Gignac, Cabañas. Aguinaga, Abreu

Mexicans? Zague, Luis Garcia, Luis Hernandez, Cuauhtemoc, Borgetti, Pelaez, Palencia, Hugo Sanchez

There's more competition than what you think.

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>>75899149
etajujediendo

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>>75899415
>Benedetto

I unironically thought we was great when he scored a hattrick on his first match, but he flopped so hard he got benched by fucking kids by the end

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>dat Oswaldito's free kick

>>75899591
delete abreu pelaez palencia borgetti luis luis

But, b-but
MUH CENTENARIO

>Talavera

Why was he in the NT again?

It's fucking happening, le Cruz Azul spirit is rounding Toluca

pasó de ser el estadio mas mierda al mejor, lo acepto

>>75899679
conejo will be in russia 2018 cap this

>my signal is delayed
>neighboors spoil me everything
JUST

>Seed position brakes aggregate tie

This is why your league is shit

>>75899591
>no chelito delgado

>>75899754
>implying santos wont score 5

liga memex goat

deal with it faggot

>>75899796
>has to score 5 in the first place

Build wall paco

>>75899754
Yes yes affection hungry Burger, we are shit. Now fuck off

>>75899796
DELETE THIS

>>75899796
They wont score 4 you shitskin

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>that face when mugrelia win the league after barely escaping relegation on a last minute goal

Only in liga mx

give your energy to Santos

\o/

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:M%C3%A1ximos_goleadores_de_la_Primera_Divisi%C3%B3n_de_M%C3%A9xico
>all those literally whos and meme players with over 100 goals

>>75899927
\o/

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My torreonera neighbor is screaming like crazy, don't know if she's being fucked, beaten, or is drunk watching the game.

>>75899149
bilos

>>75900035
She is from Torreon, she can do the 3 things at the same time.

>Powerade girls always pt

>>75899822
>regular season shouldnt matter

it already doesnt faggot

>>75899857
>shitskin
>tf

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you would like to get colonized, dont try to deny it...

>>75900000

>>75900167
It does matter it got you into the playoffs but after that seed position shouldnt matter

>>75900183
>autismal fat gypsy

not thanks senpai

Conejo will be dead 2018 cap this

>>75899744
Tienes HD? Los canales hd estan atrasados conmigo pero los otros no, mis vecinos pobres hacen lo mismo

otro años más de llantos
;_;

>>75900490
cruz azul?

>>75900363
>conejo dying
>ever
>implying he won't be the NT's starting GK for 2034

>>75900512
no, Santos

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>>75899716
no

No vale madre nada

Nos vemos en 6 meses compas

>>75900861
At least you fags made it to liguilla in the past 3 years and actually won

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Tomorrow


Guadalajara vs Atlas (0-1)
Tijuana vs Morelia (0-1)

Anyone know who Toluca will be facing? Is it the winner of Atlas - Chivas or the winner of Monarcas - Tijuana?

>>75900999
Depende
Si gana Tijuana contra el ganador de Chivas-Atlas
Si ganan Morelia y Chivas contra Tigres
Si ganan Morelia y Atlas contra Morelia

>>75900901
Cross out choloz

>>75897297
Chivas are the only good guys of the liga mx

>>75900152
You are truly a patrician, sir

So how did Tigres get so GOAT all of a sudden? Narcodollars?

This shit is rigged for a Titeres vs. ChiBas final

>>75899149
Maranhao, y el primo de Messi
>frustrazul

>>75913134
>t. gayados/amierdica """fan"""

So Rayados fans they killed a Tigres fans yesterday. Why so savage, regios?

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>>75913054
half of the team is playing together since 2010-2011 + concrete monies

as someone neutral: in profe we trust or in puli we trust?

>>75917759
>we

ded thread
ded league

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>>75900292
autismo del bueno

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atlas y morelia van a ganar

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It's literally our year la

piojo will throw the game on purpose so donkey fuckers will have no excuse to fire him and he can go back to wilas

Cota, Salcido, Hernández, Alanís, Vázquez, Calderón, Pulido, Sánchez, Fierro, López, Pineda

Fraga, Robles, Arreola, Barragán , Reyes, Salas, Garnica, Jiménez, González, Álvarez, Aboagye

>threads for liga mx
>no threads for lmb
disappointed desu

por que vergas estan pasando titanic en el 2?

>>75925706
porque el partido lo van a pasar en tdn

REMINDER THAT TIGRES AND THEIR FANS ARE FOOTBALL CANCER

WE NEED GOOD TEAMS LIKE GOAT AMERICA THAT PROVIDE GOOD FOOTBALL AND ENTERTAINMENT.

WE NEED GOOD TEAMS LIKE GOAT AMERICA THAT PROVIDE GOOD FOOTBALL AND ENTERTAINMENT.

WE NEED GOOD TEAMS LIKE GOAT AMERICA THAT PROVIDE GOOD FOOTBALL AND ENTERTAINMENT.

>>75925807
the no chillangos allowed edition is still active, fuck off

>>75913664
how did they die? none of these montenegros can throw a decent punch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Rp1uk3hM8

>>75925854

BUTTHURT TITERE FAN

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN LA LIGUILLA, YOU'RE TRASH

GOAT AMERICA WAS REFBALLED BY YOUR CANCER TEAM

>>75925638
what the fuck is lmb?

>>75925854
>respondiendo a bait
wew la'

>>75925807
Im an america fan and even i have to say that tigres have the best fans in the league. Pumas probably the worst.

>>75926155
liga mexicana boreball

>>75899149
>>75899591
>no Hermosillo

nigger has almost 300 goals in the league

I think you are overrating Gignac a bit

>transmision solo por blim

el peor meme

who else /watchinginkikebook/ aka /poorfag/ here?

>>75926411
>kikebook
igual y deberias verlo en roja directa

>>75926641
Si no reddit para eso si es bueno en r/footballstreams

>>75926694
es la chinita del facefuck?

>>75926694
yo tengo izzi, no me quejo

>30 minutes and still not a shot on goal from Chivas

Why do we rate Almeida again?

>>75926739
a que verga, esperemos en el futuro aga vanilla lesbian porn

Este Atlas va a buscar el 0-0 pinches mamones

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>>75926764
quien es ella, quick rundown pls

stream para cel no hay?

>>75926801
Atlas is doing the same than Tigueres did yesterday, at 2nd half we'll have goals by Chavo Alustiza

>>75899149
Dayro Moreno
Aviles Hurtado
Xolos Benedetto

>>75926805
Bitch went to facial abuse to get back at her dad or something, took it like a champ.

Just search for mayli on a porn tube site

>>75926893
ya me acorde quien es ella, gracias la'
pinche partido aburrido

>>75925638
I'll post with you huebros, my football team got eliminated yesterday

Right now are playing:
Steelers vs Cowboy
Bulls vs Saraperos

>>75926909
puro verga, nadamas the falto el paleta esqueda

>>75899415
>>75926987
mames son buenos esos tres cabron benedetto en Tj era un crack, se fue a las wilas y valio verga

>>75926909
all memes

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>>75899591
>Palencia

he couldnt dribble to save his life

>>75927009
simon pero son la clase de weyes que quedan campeones de goleo 1 vez y despues puro torneo medianito

>>75925638
Baseball is only popular on the northern parts like sonora, chihuauha but those places are full of normies and they only use internet for normie social networks such as instagram, no chance for imageboards

>atlass

>chanclas

Chivas 1-0 Atlas (1-1)
'Half Time

>cucklas

Pinche arbitro ciego de mierda estaba fuerisima de lugar

Inb4 Chivas campeón

>>75927129
put your trip back on snaketen

This shit is just gonna end 1-0 and chivas will go through

>>75927122
where at you watching the match? on univision said it wasn't offside.

>>75927042
He was an Aztec warrior though

>>75927122
siempre ayudan a equipos populacheros como las chivindigenas y wilas, nada nuevo

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>>75927122

>>75913134
bump and daily reminder
Bonilla thinks we're all a bunch of cucks

>>75927122
Pendejo el jugador de kakas que estaba parado cercas de la esquina abilito la jugado

>>75913565
why are there so many fat fucks in nuevo leon?

they're probably the reason we are labeled as the fattest country

>>75927122
Nah, Clifford didn't moved

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1-1 draw for chivas/atlas

Cap this

>>75927319
sauce pls

>>75927122
>t. cucklas salty fag

>>75927314
Esto, pendejos

>>75927295
because they want to be Americans so hard

>>75927319
post video and i'll cap your shit

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>>75927338
Random edecan from a 3rd world shit hole

>>75927319
Global or in this match? Because I don't we will be seeing another goal, both teams are playing like shit.

>>75927338
>>75927353

search "Las porristas del junior de barranquilla", they're Colombian

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>>75927381
This match

Cap it

>>75927415
Nah

How come Wensday we got a great thread with 500 replies and today, in weekend this thread is dead, /mx/ is either full of Neets or full or Normalfags.

>>75927536
Your league got exposed for being slow and shit

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Was Steve H right all along?

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>>75927603
>world class
CAGANDO DE RISA

>>75927603
>world class
nice joke la'

>>75927603
>mexicans all rally behind whatever mexi team makes it to the final

No

>>75927603
No. MLS would die before doing that, the relegation system is against everything that makes the MLS work in some way. No one would invest in a team that could lose the TV deals on a year.

The idea of having the Cup joint with teams from all the levels from Mexico and the US was cool tho

>>75927603
>implying MLeIS cucks could handle the banter
Nah

>>75927596
I think everyone in here knew that all along, I mean who is actually here because of football? This is more of a Mexican shitposting general.

>>75927536
>Los juegos de ayer ya estaban definidos y a todos les valio verga verlos.
>Los regios tienen más "boardculture" y postean cualquuer mamada. A diferebcia de los tapatios que nada mas postean cuando meten gol
Al menos eso pienso yo

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Daily reminder that Morelia are the good guys this liguilla.

>>75927729
>>Los regios tienen más "boardculture"
tigres* solo recuerdo 1 rayado y no postea mucho, igual tampoco hay mucho de aclas

>>75927729
>tfw I always get involved in the threads and keep them active but these are my favorite kind of threads
It gets boring to see only a few posts of other people for each of your own.

>>75927774
>Michoacan
Narco can't be good guys, everyone knows Guadalajara are the GOOD guys.

Hitler no hizo nada malo.

>>75927844
Si hizo algo malo, no termino lo que empezo.

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>>75927603
>mfw shitattle players literally crying when they hear the puto chant

>>75927844
>t. votante del Pan

>>75927857

Buen punto.

>>75927858
>literally crying
You mean literally shaking

>>75927844
eres guait?

>>75927774

Me tocaron en la quiniela, ojala y ganen... ;__;

>>75927858
>tfw any reference to El Negro Sandoval gets banned, and they start refering to him as the PoC Sandoval

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>>75927880
>mehico
>guait
Los mexicanos que se creen >blancos tienen el color de piel del Komander.

>>75927892
>...
fuck off

>>75927908
kuek

>>75927935

Chupame la pija, maricon.

>>75927912
Who is this Germanic gentleman?

>>75927892
quien te toco? y donde?

>>75927940
>escribir como sudaca retrasado
shamefur dispray

>>75927880
>He doesn't know about the Nazi Germany telegrams sent to the Mexican government to get them to fight on their side and fuck the USA, but (((they))) intercepted said telegrams and fucked it all

Nice (((education))) there m80

>>75927954

u mad?

Gentlemen, this is a gringo imageboard, write in english.

They should bring back long tournaments, this semester things are bullshit.

>>75927965
lel, that was during ww1 you mong

>>75927940
found the hondunegro

>>75927965
>mexicans fighting for hitler

lmao we would have glassed

>>75927976

Callate el hocico, puta mal parida de mierda.

>>75927976
>owned by a Japanese guy
>servers are hosted in Netherlands & Australia
>"gringo imageboard"

Estan jugando las chivas?

>>75927965
>babbys first red pill
>nazi germany
>you

>"te le pegas a alustiza y lo secas"
que pedo con los comentaristas numales homoeroticos

>>75928006
>servers are hosted in Netherlands & Australia
Since when? last I heard the servers where in California

I forgot, the worst rule in world football

>muh tied on aggregate advance due to points accrued in an unbalanced schedule

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>>75927774
>Another season where the 8th place team wins
Please no, Morelia are fine though, but fuck that.

>>75928007
Está el clásico tapatindio en liguilla, lo que es igual a cura para el insomnio

>>75928048

Don't worry, the 7th seed will win ;)

>>75928048
its the meme that keeps on giving

like cuck azul

>>75927977
Nunca va a pasar. Lo único que si creo y cambie algún día sería la tabla de cocientes

>>75927965
The Zimmerman telegraphs happened in WWI not in WWII, but anyways Germanic Empire>3rd Reich.

>>75928006
se te olvido que vive en africa lite

>>75927941
Alfred Flüsse

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>mcc me voy a vivir solo el proximo mes
>mcc voy a comprar un carro en los proximos meses

Mi jefa me restringia con salir con chavas e irme de fiesta, estoy feliz de a madres

Tengo un buen jale y ya tengo 24, so no problemo.

wat do

>>75927981
>>75927988
>>75928012
>>75928107
I won't even pretend that I was pretending to be retarded.
2tired, 2many drinks.

>>75928141
What car m8?
Congrats btw

>>75928141
In wich city? If you are in Guadalajara throw a 4chan mega autism fest

>>75928168
¿Para los cuatro que posteamos aquí?

>>75928155

No estoy seguro todavia, estoy viendo opciones.

>>75928168

Monterrey.

por que los pochos siempre le van a chivas?
todos los mojados son de jalisco o que pedo

Daily reminder that thera are not actual Atlas posters, ever shilling for that poor excuse of a team are butthurt wilas.

>>75928211
Mexico's team meme. Also my dad is from Jalisco :^}

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>esc la unica persona que conoces que entra a 4chan solo va a /pol/ y /b/
Al menos ustedes son 4.

>>75928200
Si, hacemos unas retas de Fifa o algo

>>75928217
this

>>75928233
La costumbre de presionar ctrl, lel
>>75928200

>>75928200
5*

>>75928208
Friendly reminder to avoid Mexican made cars, I.E. Nissan.

t. Nissan owner.

>>75928217
Fug you I'm even wearing my atlas shirt I never had before this.

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>>75928233
>j-jalisco stronk
>half the population evacuated at some point

jalisjotos everyone

>>75928233
deseguro no es ni mayor de edad

>>75928233
I don't any, the only contact that I have with 4 irl was one time at a Best Buy in LA when two of the employees were talking about it.

>>75928211
The further away you get from Mexican the more Mexican you feel, and Chivas is the only truly Mexican team.

>>75928267

Pense que los Mexicanos eran buenos y los Americanos son los malos....

Mi vida ha sido una mentira... ;_;

>>75928233
no conozco a nadie que entre a 4chin, gracias a buda

any pachuca supporters here?

>>75928267
Nissan are pieces if shit regardless of where they are made, Volkswagen made here are actually good.

>>75928304
>buda
>no la based virgencita de guadalupe
do you even taco?

>>75928332
>pachuca
>supporters
Pic one

>>75928233
>usar /b/
Me acuerdo cuando empece a usar 4chinz solo entraba a /b/. No entendía porque era tan popular. Literal puros jotos y chavos de 13 años que se creen la gran mamada. Desde que vi otros boards no he vuelto ahi ni de chiste.

>>75928234
El unico problema es que solo me siento agusto siendo un turboautista en internet. Si los conociera en la vida real serian unos culeros y se burlarian de mi. Pinches normies

>>75928293
Quality control mistakes. Like, engine breaking kind of mistakes. Look up the HR16DE engine scandal, its used in the March and the 1.6 versa, Canadians exported cars also have this mistake, it got mad bad rep.

American cars still a shot tho.

>>75928333
I got Nissan because my father had an ichi van that was the most trooper van k know of. Dependable as fuck. Easy to fix. Comfy n shit.

>>75928344
>being a catholicuck
ygsiu

>>75928353
La neta yo tampoco saldria con nadie de aqui, de seguro la mayoria de ustedes huelen bien culero.

>>75928267
tsurus are cuck tier

>>75928353
>Si los conociera en la vida real serian unos culeros y se burlarian de mi
eso me recuerda cuando me entere que uno de mis internetz la' tenia la cara toda quemada no recuerdo si ere por acido u otra madre, ya ni me acuerdo como le decian sus irl friends

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rip Chaflas

>>75928390
You'd have to be the biggest 3rd world, Komander fan, wife beating, alcoholic, Bible thumping idiot in order to even considering driving a Tsuru.

>>75928420
F-fug you baka.

SE ME SALEN LAA LAGRIMASSS
AAAARRRIBA EL TEQUILA, EL MARIACHI, LAS VIEJAS Y LAS CHIVAS DEL GUADALAJARA

>>75928387
yo me imagino a los que postean con anime muy greñudos y chaparros, con dientes amarillos y bigotes disparejos

>>75928353
Pues es asi para casi todos, casi todos empezamos en /b/ por que es el más popular y el que todos escuchamos primero cuando mencionan 4chan, luego te das cuenta que es una mierda y te vas a otro board.

>inb4 mugrelia avenges their retarded older brother

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damn
Damn
DAMN

>>75928390
Don't insult based Tsurus.

>>75928367
I really like Vans, but with the price gas has nowdays I would spend all my money on filling that thing.

how is dairo moreno doing?

>>75928440
found the fresacuck

>chanclas se murio de nada
Y ahora es turno de cholos porque el meme del 8vo es fuerte.

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>>75928420
i wanna choke you

>>75928462
every tsuru guy I knew was getting cucked while at work

how does Cucklas even get to be in the liguilla l don't know

>nu-male Rosique de comentador

>>75928527
they won key away games they should have actually lost. they cuck cruz azul too

jorge campos anda drogado

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>>75928527
>tfw atlas less cucky than cruz azul

>>75928445
Simpre me recuerdan a esos güeyes gordos de la prepa que iban con sus playeras de los beatles y de superheroes que solo se hablaban entre ellos.

>>75928508
Well you are in the US, everyone gets cucked in the US

trino>cucho

>>75928554
Como de costumbre

>>75928554
no, asi está ya de pendejo por default

>>75928554
mois? foco? pase?

>>75928451
Yo empeze en /a/ en el muy lejano año de 2004, eso que dicen de "you are here forever" es la pura verdad.

HELP!

>>75928566
no one has tsurus in the US dumbfuck. its a mexican cuck car

>>75928570
>No based ubaldo with his semi-nude women and furry ecchi cartoons
0/10

>>75928575
>>75928574
siempre anda adormilado hoy parece que se metio un periquito

if you don't have money on mugrelia winning the league you better get on it pronto

>>75928486
Not my fault my parents provided financial education and means to keep me from having to go lawn gardens on foreign countries.

>>75928577
Come the fuck on.
Of course it's coke.

>>75928583
true story

I was working in mexico, we use to install doors, gates, and maya sombras in chihuahua capital. I was sent to this bilingual primary school to install some post for some maya sombras. While I was working some kid tells me,"tu sabes que es 4chan?" I nod my head cause I actually do, he then tells this little kid, "vez el sabe que es 4chan y tu no" Obviously he was bullying the kid. It was surreal because all my time in the US I never met another person who talked about 4chan irl (besides this girl I fucked from a 4chan tiny chat room). This little mexishit knew about it though probably because of dross. Thats when I realized that most mexican shitposters were spoiled little faggots aka fresas.

estamos en plena liguilla y mis compañeros mecos de la uni no paran de mamarsela a la liga española

>>75928583
no hay vuelta atrás lad

yo estoy aquí desde 2007.
Sólo la muerte es la liberación

Hoy desayune en pinche restaurante hipster todo vergueado, la neta creia que eso de los Nu-Males era un meme pero hoy vi la cruda realidad, un pendejo hasta el pelo pintado de rosa tenia.

>>75928759
y esas palabritas pendejas que

>gente que apoya a equipos universitarios y ni acabaron la prepa/ni han pisado UANL/UNAM
Nunca lo entendere

>>75928684
My dad is an oil field engineer and Im studying engineering here in the US, the difference is that middle class americans don't develop the faggy fresa culture like mexicants do.

nU-MaLes

>>75928420
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How many of you drive a tsuru?

>>75913054
Not tigres but dorados de sinaloa

>>75928749
¿Es triste que los mejores recuerdos de mi adolescencia sean postear aqui y leer greentexts?

>>75928777
¿Como quieres que hable, verga?

>>75928813
better question

How many of you require that your parents pay cuotas to criminals so they don't kidnap you?

>>75928759
estoy en un grupo de normibook donde hay mucha gente de paises como Canadá o Australia y no mames, los memes son reales. todos los de allá con los pelos pintados de verde o rosa, cortes rapados de los lados, chingos de tatuajes y así

I stumbled into 4chan while using Google images to search for "lolicon".
One of the pages I visited was an index only kind of page, web 1.0.
Browsing all those directories (it was lolicon, guro and shock images) I found the pedobear and friends poster image, where 4chan was directly mentioned. /b/ was mentioned in other images, do that's where I went first. What a fucking wild ride, that was when I was 15, back in 2005. I lurked for months before actually posting. Never left ever since.

>>75928787
Nigga I own a business making 8000 MXN free a day, a car, 3 houses of which I rent 2. But I don't flaunt like those fucking tards buying 70 MXN coffee cups while loudly speaking of their trips and wearing clothes they won't pay for in months.

That culture is true cancer. People don't think about their future, and then, when old and poor, they blame everyone and everything but themselves. Shits cray. Kudos for having a plan and good parents.

>>75928862
Ya valio verga el mundo, nuestra ultima esperanza es que gane el Islam, a ver si con Sharia se les quita lo jotos.

>>75928850
>¿Es triste que los mejores recuerdos de mi adolescencia sean postear aqui y leer greentexts?
Sí

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>>75928881
>Nigga I own a business making 8000 MXN free a day, a car, 3 houses of which I rent 2.

did you start that business from scratch? or was it handed down to you? not hating I just know that in mexico nepotism is rampant. Fyi my dad was an undocumented immigrant in the 80s now he's an engineer making 150k.

Como va el Morelia?

No estoy viendo el partido porque estoy viendo porno.

>>75928953
Jordan?

>>75928976
morelia has more shots on goal

min 28

>>75928976
Still 0-0, pretty boring so far

>>75928976
Ojalá ganen y manden a los pinches cholos a la verga

In the extremly odd case that Russia isn't our first World Cup, who do you guys think will win it?

>>75929062
H E X A
E
X
A

>>75929062
USA

MAGA TRUMP/PUTIN 2020

vamos Xolos

>>75929108

Fuck off, retard.

que crack aviled

The both qts i am hitting on are Atlistas and i am a Chiva Hermano™, what should I do now that we have proved our superiority once more?

>>75929120
the fuck you want nigger

>>75929135
You should go suck off oswaldo just to prove how manly and superior you are

>>75929062
Germanistan

>mugrelia

RIP EL BUKI

LGTSS
>El polvoriento pueblo bicicletero de Morelia