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OFFICIAL UFC 211: MIOCIC VS. DOS SANTOS 2 THREAD #6 ??? EDITION
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OFFICIAL UFC 211: MIOCIC VS. DOS SANTOS 2 THREAD #6 ??? EDITION
>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am GMT
5 Round Heavyweight Title Fight:
Stipe Miocic(c) (16-2-0) vs. Junior dos Santos (18-4-0)
5 Round Women's Strawweight Title Fight:
Joanna Jędrzejczyk(c) (13-0-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (16-5-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (24-6-0) vs. Jorge Masvidal (32-11-0)
Featherweight
Frankie Edgar (21-5-1) vs. Yair Rodriguez (10-1-0)
Middleweight
Dave Branch def. Krzysztof Jotko via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am GMT
Lightweight
Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier is ruled a No Contest(''''''''Accidental''''''''' fowl)
Featherweight
Jason Knight def. Chas Skelly via rd 3 TKO
Heavyweight
Chase Sherman def. Rashad Coulter via rd 2 HEEEM
Lightweight
James Vick def. Polo Reyes via rd 1 TKO
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm GMT
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def. Jessica Aguilar via unanimous decision(30-27)
Featherweight
Enrique Barzola def. Gabriel Benitez via unanimous decision(29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Gadzhimurad Antigulov def. Joachim Christensen via rd 1 Submission (RNC)
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>>75898774
stop this fight already.
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Jesus that eye
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>coral springs
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FIRST FOR BOXING
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yair is such a fucking meme fighter
just like pettis
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first for yair
mexican pride worldwide!
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Why was this meme thrown in with our guy Frankie?
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20-17 Edgar
casuals sleeping on Frankie
HOLY FUCK HIS EYE
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That eye is Margarito level
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frankie is a faggot
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lmao Yair quit on stool
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hahaha frankie bout to get rekt
yair was just giving him a chance
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>yair could have asked to fight lobov and probably got the fight
>elects to fight frankie edgar for some reason instead
lol
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>lel pantera
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aaaaaand this does literally nothing for the FW division
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Fuck Frankie
Little manlet cunt
Would love to see Conor go back down to 145, stuff his takedowns then knock the shit out of him
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BOY POSTERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>75898830
He asked for it and Fronkie said K.
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DEPORTED
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>>75898870
just proves yair was overhyped. dude is literally a memekick 1 dimensional fighter.
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>>75898884
This
The manlet got lucky that they stopped the fight
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>>75898867
>state of WME era match making
Even fighting Jeremy Stephens would have been a better fight than that
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Edgar vs McGregor
UFC 220
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Who's kid died?
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>>75898888
Well you know, he'd beat Canel- oh wait
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>these feels
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BLACKED
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>>75898980
One of Frankie's teammates
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I hate Frankie and Khabib, but love fighters like Maia and Gunni
Is that hypocritica?
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Amanda nunes confirmed more hyped for pussy than joe rogan
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>the city of tuf latin america
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>>75898884
>>75898924
get mad lanky bitches
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Wait why isn't Conor McGregor in the Hall of Fame?
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fuck this manlet
he got lucky that yair wasn't in top form
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>sponsored by betsaffe
Yeah, they can pay Dana, but they can't pay me a few HUNDRED bucks.
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>>75898885
this just show how bj is garbage tier
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Gonna need those audience webms please
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>>75898980
Mrs Rodriguez's son
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tfw yair fights artem wins by memekick and the cycle starts again
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>>75898777
>>75898777
migrate
no need for two threads going on
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Res thread and use as new
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shhhh edition
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10-9 Maya
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10-9 Mia btw
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10-9 Masvidal
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Maia is a fucking anaconda, dude.
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Maia's done. He threw it all trying to snek him
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thicc women makes you strong
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>mm-m-m-maiavidal
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Who /stoned/ here?
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Demian "The Backpack" Maia
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my hear rate is 150+ lads
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Masvidal got the dec, he needs to survive
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masvidal is tired
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stand them up ref!
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DC pls go
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>>75899770
FUCK OFF
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>>75899770
Maybe once my parents go to bed.
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MASVIDAL GONNA FUCKIN BLOW IT.
FUCK
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>>75899776
and maia aint?
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>>75899770
BRUH
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my pucker rate is at 350 ppm guys wat do
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Cormier is even more shit next to Joe than he is at actually fighting.
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>>75899761
I bet Maia loved it. It's like a fun piggyback.
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JORGE ALL DAY!
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i hope maia BTFO of that retard masvidal
fucker DM'd me like a little butthurt bitch after i called him out being broke and mad at cerrone LOLOLO
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Haven't watched cage hug in a long time. What happened to Goldie? DC Replaced him?
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Fuck, Masvidal is fuckin gassed as fuck
Rip
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DC has a point
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COME ON MAIA
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How shook is Woodley watching this?
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>>75899790
buy a buttplug you faggot
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daniel cormier in charge of takedowns
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Damn Maia could still steal this round
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>>75899773
Went up by 10 eh?
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heem bleedy
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AGAIN ON HIS BACK
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DC and Rogan on commentary is super comfy
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SNEK IS BACK
TIGHTENING THE NOOSE
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Masvidal gonna lose a split decision
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BLEEDING
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>>75898774
Maia Exposed
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>>75899817
DC the goat
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>>75899813
its 155 now
fuckkkkk
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>>75899817
kind of wish dom was commentating tbqh
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At least Jorge is putting up more of a fight than Gunnar Nelson
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>How can it be 0/10 if they're on the ground right now?
huh...
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maia probably won both rounds
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>>75899817
this
much much better than cruz
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Maia is the embodiment of Linkin Park
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>Masvidal celebrating
Also, this fight isn't as good as I was expecting.
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>>75899821
Absolitely. Dumb shit to let maia ride in round 2
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20-18 Masvidal
fucking lay and pray should be a 10,000 $ fine
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maia round 1 jorge round 2
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20-18 or 20-17?
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Another one for Maia.
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>>75899817
>>75899817
agreed
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Masvidal is going to be more tired than Maia in round 3.
Snek attack will not be defended. Snek will wrap around that piece of shit and strangle to death.
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>>75899833
same. I like DC and Rogan, but wish Dom was there too.
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lay n pray not gonna find sympathy here lol
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tied
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Guys why the fuck is the ref Kevin Spacey?
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i hope maia BTFO of that retard masvidal
fucker DM'd me like a little butthurt bitch after i called him out being broke and mad at cerrone LOLOOOOL
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maia needs to survive and masvidal needs to finish
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>>75899847
20-17 Maia
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I can't feel you there
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Jorge needs a finish, even though I have him up 20-18
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>>75899053
THATS RACISS
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SIGUELE METIENDOLE EL LOW KICK
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20-18 Linkin Park
Masvidal finna lose another split
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>>75899847
>jorge round 2
what the fuck did he do?
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Maia both rounds.
2 memes killed in one night. wew
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19-19
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>>75899841
in the end it doesn't even matter
>>75899817
yes
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GIVE JORGE THE YAYO
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>>75899842
it was always mostly about memes and hype trains. still good though
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>>75899845
He didnt let him, its just happens. Mia just makes it happen
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19-19
>>75899861
How many times are you going to post this. Take this (You) and fuck off
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aliaquinta
Every don has a war time consigliere
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDrz8DBBM6/
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>>75899855
Just take Anik out back and shoot him in the head. Make it Rogan, DC and Dom.
RIP Mike, I still miss you.
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FOR SURE SINCE STRIKEFORCE MY MAN
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20-18 Maia btw
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masvidal gaaassed
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>>75899885
jelly of his neck
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What a fight, fucking damn.
Maia's gassed as fuck tho.
>My heart's rate outta sight
WOOOOOOOOOOO
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Masvidal is still my boy
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Why do u faggots create more threads? U dont get money out of it seriously wtf
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>>75899883
Finally ..
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Maia could beat 75% of the welterweight division without throwing any strikes
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>>75899825
>Maia Exposed
>>75899825
Are you new to this you, Ottoman?
Maia has always had cardio issues and not too subtle diving take downs.
Still better than Tyrone and Wonderboy staring at each others eyes and licking their lips.
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>>75899913
seriously that neck is fucking retarded thick what the fuck
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Masvidal is a shitter
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FUCK
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>tfw your boy isn't in the UFC any more
They fucked up so hard letting him go
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Maia is up 2 rounds
Masvidal needs the KO but he's going to full cruise control mode now.
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Great move by Maia
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>>75899916
calm urself, nerd
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>you now recall that Maia went through a phase where he thought he was a kickboxer and had a competeitive standup fight with Wide Man
What happened to his standup?
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EDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
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>>75899938
Split decision incoming, trust me lad
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Demian maia redefining wrestlefucking
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FUCK literal first half of the round was all jorge then maia gets the takedown. if he can survive this it should be a draw
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WEW this takedown was noice.
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dat toss lmao
>Joe saying "mute" and not "moot"
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that looked bad
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If Maia rides out the round in control he'll win the fight. He SHOULD win the fight, anyway.
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WOBBLED
COMMENTATORS SAY NOTHING, FUCK OFF
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*Throws you to the ground*
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Cut maia, he's a sport killer
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GET THAT NECK
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Another split decision against Masvidal lol
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if we get a draw i'm going to chop my dick off
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>>75899918
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>>75899954
>draw
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>>75899956
>tfw i noticed that too
autism kills bro
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this all goes back to 1st round
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>>75899956
classic rogan
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Maia wins I guess.
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Maia is like a goddamn snek
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>>75899968
>but when gsp does it it's goat
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LE TOUGH GUY STREET FIGHTER SPIC FINISHED BY A BJJ DORK LMAAOOOO
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>Jorge losing ANOTHER close split decision
He's gonna be so mad
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30-27 masvidal
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>>75899956
For sure forgot his Alpha BRAIN ™
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30-27 MAIA
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29-28 Maia IMO
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>>75899985
yeah there goes my picks
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AHAHAHHA
STAY BROKE PUSSY BOI
GET WRECKED
CAREER IS OVER BITCH TAKE YOUR FAAAAAAAAAATASSSSSSSSSS
L
L
L
LLLLLL
>>
Maia would finish Wondermeme in under 4 minutes
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Maia by split decision lmao
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That was a draw
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>>75899974
>holding onto someone is winning
jorge should get the win but judges are dumb like you
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>>75899996
Kek
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>Masvidal finally wins a split decision
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A white belt could have got the choke there. Maia sucks.
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what a shitty fight
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Not an awful fight. Maia put on a clinic and the 1st was good, but the last two were lacking.
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that was one of the most impressive takedowns Maia has done
webm of that alone
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>>75899996
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
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dat smile
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FUCK BJJ FUCK THAT SHIT
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>>75899928
Yawn.
Ok.
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>It will be a funeral on Saturday
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BJJ IS FOR FAGGOTS
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>Based ref never stood it up
So many shit refs recently that would've stood that up
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30-24 Maia
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the fucks this dude celebrating lmao
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Maia went for the finish every time 29-28
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29-28 Masvidal
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30-27 maia
boring fucking fight
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Literally all damage done by masvidal and Maia didn't get a single choke in and did zero damage. Maia will win lmao
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should've been a five round..
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Could you imagine what a destroyer Maia would be if he wasn't a pillow fisted bitch?
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this fight is shit
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>>75899994
>FINISHED
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>>75899989
said no one ever
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get fucking backpacked
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>>75899956
Triggered me as well.
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30-27 maia
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>>75899997
Should've used Squarespace
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42-18 maia
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refs have no fucking clue what to do watch
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30-27 Maia
Sal D'Amato is judging so expect a split for Masvidal.
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Maia won that
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30-27 masvidal
3 Sig strikes for Maia, if he wins it's boolshit
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Scoring this fight is fucking terrible. I have to give it Maia because he seemed more in control? But then Masvidal had bigger moments and cracking shots.
I give it to Maia but both men can argue for a win.
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>>75900016
Honestly was actually a pretty good fight. If you knew what both men where capable of
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Masvidal won, he did way more damage. Literally no one wants to see Maia vs Tyrone
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what a boring fight, piss break coming up
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AHAHAHHA
STAY BROKE PUSSY BOI
GET WRECKED
CAREER IS OVER BITCH TAKE YOUR FAAAAAAAAAATASSSSSSSSSS
L
L
L
L
LLLLLL
>>
Too bad this fight ain't a five rounder.
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>3 STRIKES
>3 STRIKES
>3 STRIKES
>3 STRIKES
>3 STRIKES
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>>75900017
last two rounds i mean
this main card hasn't been as good
>>
win or lose that was a damn exciting fight for Maia
webm makers could you get the last takedown and then there are a few things i wrote down for time frames
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29-28 masvidal
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30 25 masvidal
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That was anti-climatic.
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29-28 Maia
Could see it scored the other way.
Weird fight but very interesting. Masvidal did really well to survive. Maia looks really old. In that he doesn't want to engage in the striking at all. Not sure I could see him beating Woodley
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suckers bet - Tie
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30-28 Maia
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there's no way they give Maia a title shot for that performance
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Are you booing me? You better don't boo me!
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>>75900045
This. Maia deserves the win on points, but Masvidal really won the fight.
>>
lmao at Cormier going on about damage when most of his wins came from lying on people who hit him more
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>DC and Rogan trying to make the fight seem close
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>>75900047
he put all his skill points into bjj
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10-10
9-10
10-9
make it a draw, stupid to pick a winner in a fight like this.
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30-27 Masvidal
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>>75900047
I remember him lighting up sliva
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>>75900073
>MUH DAMAGE
spot the casual lads
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>prelims amazing
>main card shit
every single time
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>Split decision
wut
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29-28 masvidal
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First day of bjj on monday. what should I expect? am I gonna get humbled immediately?
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>10 minutes of ground control
>no successful submission attempt
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Draw incoming.
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Best fights turned out to be shit fights like always. Prelims saved this card
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>>75900067
kek good call
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split?
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the human backpack strikes again
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LOL FUCK YOU MIAMI
>>
Fuck I hate Maia so much, that was bullshit
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Told you so. Cholo gangster wannabe kys
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FUCK OFF MEXISHITS!
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AHAHAHHAH
STAY BROKE PUSSY BOI
GET WRECKED
CAREER IS OVER BITCH TAKE YOUR FAAAAAAAAAATASSSSSSSSSS
L
L
L
L
LLLLLL
>>
MAIA
>>
Maia did literally nothing
>>
robbery
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>>75900114
Lol
>>
BASED MAIA
>>
FOR THE WINNER
BY SPIT DECISION
MAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Dana: YOU GOT IT
WOODLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
keked
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>>75900107
MUH LAY ON TOP OF A MAN WITH """"""HIGH LEVEL"""" JEW JITSU
T.JOEROGANINE
>>
Who FAP betweens fights?
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>>75900107
b-b-b-b-but Joe Rogan said damage
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>>75900125
masvidal's most dangerous lead
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>>75900063
>*runs away from you, falls over and transitions into fetal position*
where the masvifail fans at
>>
inb4 majority draw
>>
p4p most boring fighter in ufc
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the picks get even slimmer now
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fucking hue
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>>75900089
objectively perfect
>>
Masvidal just didn't do enough offensively
He didn't ever really rock Maia at all
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DON'T BOO THAT MAN
>>
BASED MAIA
THANK YOU
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>>75900067
kek
>>
lame decision, maia literally did nothing
>>
Was a good call
he controlled that fight
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>>75900022
Better yet watch the Rory fight or go back to sons of Slavic whores ruling you.
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>>75900067
>Sal D'Amato is judging so expect a split for Masvidal
Good job convincing D'Amato not to fuck it up.
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>>75899869
>>75899869
>>75899869
>>75899869
CALLED IT LMAO
>>
>>75900135
>>75900136
he controlled for like 12 minutes of that
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>he sat on his back longer
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Mexicans btfo
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SAL D'AMATO
>>
HAHAHHAHA
another split decision loss for masdival
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>>75900107
Literally the rules dude
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>>75900128
Maia was the smarter fighter.
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>>75900145
you got it
>>
MASVIDAL DICKRIDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHA FOR SURE 100% A FAN SINCE STRIKEFORCE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>
THANK YOU BASED MAIA
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>1-2 on picks
just heem me now
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Maia v. Woodley
Who do you pick?
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>>75900114
dont be a faggot and pay to get taught how to roll around with men
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>transitions into fetal position
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>>75900168
I was expecting exactly this.
Fuck Sal, I thought you hated wrestlefucking.
>>
Most pathetic win I've ever seen in this sport, I hope tyron heems Maia into oblivion
>>
wow so I hate Tyrone and Maia I hope they both get AIDS from the blood in the octagon
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>>75900101
how do i like this comment
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>>75900116
that what common sense dictates homeboy but these idiot refs always feel the need to award rounds to somebody. how is the 1st round a win for anyone? fuck that.
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>standup was even
he threw 3 fucking punches the whole fight, what the fuck is he saying?
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>>75900140
Woodley is retarded strong, he controls hands in the clinch really well.
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>>75900089
waaaay too much
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>>75900067
Good job.
>>
THIS IS MMA FAGGOTS
YOU DON'T LIKE TAKEDOWNS U CAN FUCK OFF YOU CASUAL RETARDS
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>>75900171
he was picking away at jorge the whole tim with absolut control
jorge kicked his leg a hand full of times
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disgusting Im so fucking angry Im just furious
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>he didn't really dominate standup
INTERESTING
>>
Maia clearly "won" but the other spic deserved it more
>>
It was close in rounds 2 and 3 but Maia dominated round 1
Even though it was a very close call by round Maia controlled a massive majority of the fight. Masvidal's best round was a 50/50 call
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The Brazilian backpack lol
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Jorge's fight IQ is so shit. He's let so many fights get away from him.
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>we get to see woodley stuff every takedown and heem maia
im ok with this
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woodley will knock him out.
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Based Maia taking the UFC back to the good ole days
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twood is going to heem this faggot
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Mexico BTFO tonight
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Why does he have have to be so nice I can't hate him.
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>>75900140
Another yawn fest inc.
Woodley will hesitate to strike to avoid take downs, Maia on the feet is boring as fuck.
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WOW
maia is a beast.
He has a great shot at getting the belt
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Jorge "Split Decision Losses" Masvidal
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Mavidal did absolutely fuck all on the feet. A couple of shots off the guard and he landed like 3 good kicks. Damien made him his bitch on the ground though.
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Based Maia.
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>>75900164
Other than a few jabs and inside leg kicks, neither did Masvidal
Maia dominated him on the ground
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>>75900140
Woodley, he is huge.
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>>75900191
Woodley
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Maia would be quite handsome is he wasn't so beaten up.
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>>75900155
2 picked JDS
2 picked adrade
danger
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Well it's about fucking time dana, holy shit
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>two sweaty men hugging each other for 15 minutes
nice """"sport"""" you have there
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>post-fight interviews with brazilians
can we please stop this
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>Getting on your knees for daddy Dana
thats a way to get a title shot
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>>75900207
Still did nothing, just advanced lay and pretty which is supposed to be phased out but still here because Saul is a dumbass
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>>75900186
post more webms la
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>>75900089
Would feast on her asshole desu
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>>75900204
craving pizza tbqh
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Winner : Blanket
Significant strikes : 0
Time stalling : Entire fight
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MASVIDAL VS PLATINUM
WHO WINS
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>>75900155
We Livin' baby
Regardless of the last two wins I'll still be happy with this card
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So great
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>hurr durr Maia is boring
if not for the retarded rules he would kill any goof with elbows to the back of the head.
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Who's more unlikable?
The Human Backpack or Das Raysis
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>>75900155
>no JDS + Andrade picks
Get fucked /sp/
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>>75900230
>made him his bitch
By landing no significant strikes and never really coming close to a submission?
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>dana said
LMAOOOOOOO
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>>75900217
Im sorry mexico. Not a good night for you. Dont worry, Brandon Moreno will be your savior.
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>>75900123
I liked Masvidal in this fight - but that throw was awesome
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Who's ready for Joanna!!!!
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>>75900215
You can't knock out Maia with your back to the cage and maia between your back and the cage.
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>Tyrone Nigley vs dryhump Maia
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>wmma now
oh fucking boy
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>>75900191
refi the home and put it on maia
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I wish knees to the head on the ground were allowed so there was more punishment for some of these takedown attempts.
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Maia sounds like the guy from The Room.
>I did not hit her!
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>>75900191
Literally the easiest payday of Woodleys life
>>
>do ALL the damage
>lose
I love this sport.
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>Fighting
Maia is a boring fighter
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>>75900230
>Masvidal did fuck all but Maia dominated
Lol stop. Maia literally only did damage the first round
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MEXICO'S MEME LADS EXPOSED
MEXICO ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>75900145
>not fapping during the fights
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>>75900245
Reported for homophobia
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>dana said
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>It's a Masvidal loses a split decision episode
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Maia gets his shot but its a fast turn around against Woodley. Feel like he might really get smashed
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>>75900266
Tyrone, of course. Maia is just an autist, it's not his fault that what he's amazing at is boring as shit to watch.
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>>75900253
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
Laugh at him lads!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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I thought Masvidal won but I'm glad he lost because he is a typical miami douchebag
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U guys all predicted split descision it was so obvious i seriously think the judges get together and decide to make it a split when its kindof underwhelming.
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>>75900123
Thanks man,
Nice high C to high pick, what blows my mind is the use of the cage, i really dont know how to time frame round 1 so you can webm it, but literally the first 2mins are Maia bouncing and repositioning his opponent with the cage, pulling half guard (which is something you never see) and chaining half guard, single, half guard to finally a back take
Shit post aside really anyone who grapples, anyone who is in MMA you need to study Maia he is next level MMA grappling and it is exciting
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>>75900191
Dunno, Woodley is a bit stationary, so he might get dragged down and get tired fast, but he might fuck Maia's legs with low-kicks easily and then pick him apart.
>>
each guy put on a clinic in their respective specialties
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>>75900268
By controlling him and passing his guard like it wasn't there and constantly threatening with subs and picking his shots whenever he wanted to?
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>>75900245
>p-p-please watch our sport
lmao fuck out of here
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>>75900273
Im ready to see her unconcious body sprawled out on the canvas
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>>75900245
All sports are homo-erotica though
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>dana said
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>Tfw end of m-m-maividal
For sure Maia showed some elite stand-up in that fight
1st round KO Woodley
>>
AY YO
HOL UP
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
ALL I HAVE TO DO TO WIN A FIGHT IS HOLD SOMEONE'S BACK FOR 15 MINUTES?
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>>75900261
Nobody. This will be the most boring fight of all time. A blanket vs. a brainless chimp
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MASVIDAL STILL HAS THE BEST CHANCE AT WW AGAINST WOODLEY. HE WILL BE BACK FUCJ YOU.
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>>75900288
they still have martin bravo
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Say what you want about the fight, but it's hard to hate Maia. He's a purist and a very respectful and likable guy.
We saw boring ass two fights in a row with a one dimensional striker against muhracism. Let's see how a one dimensional grappler/submission guy can do against him.
With any luck that ghetto piece of trash Masvidal kills himself after this fight.
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>>75900209
how much u lose
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*heems behind u*
heh, nothing barsbooneil, kod.
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>>75900230
You have to be joking.
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Maia won you fucks, where are you now?
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>>75900245
Get choked out, pillow tap boy
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got a long pissbreak coming up
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Tyron Shadow Realms Maia. I don't see him taking him down and I sure as hell don't see Maia standing with him.
But rounds 4-5 could be different
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>ywn watch andrade go to pound town on her wife
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>>75900316
Dear Diary,
Jackpot.
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>>75900286
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
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>>75900191
Woodley
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>>75900155
I should still be in this, I picked maia
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>>75900223
Amazing control
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>>75900316
so salty
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>>75900157
this image is breaking my brain
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>>75900251
Worked for GSP
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>>75900245
jokes on you, we're about to watch 2 extremely beautiful women fight
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spics got btfo this card desu
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All media outlets on mmadecisions gave it to Maia
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>>75900322
Easier said than done lardass
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>>75900265
Yeah if there were no rules they would just jump and smash head butt that faggot backpack and end his life.
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>>75900320
More like 5th, after 4 and a half rounds of standing by the fence while Maia buttscoots in the middle
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>>75900215
Woodley's going to be too timid to throw punches lest Maia grab hold of him, They're going to stare for 20 minutes, and Maia's going to attempt futile takedowns from 20 feet away for the other 5.
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>>75900308
>Woodley is a bit stationary
>criticising woodley
that's racist bro, didn't you hear?
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>>75900336
>That body
>Natty
Pick one
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>>75900270
im just giving my opinion watching this fight, woodley is more powerful than masvidal, but i think is worse a bjj.when maia gets hit he will not recover.
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based Maia
He controlled that fight and deserved the win. It's good to know that judges get it right at least once in a while.
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War Joanna Chincheck
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wtf I'm a Tyrone fan now
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maia is white and based
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>>75900335
dude wmma lmao so hard
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Alright /sp/
Joanna or Andrade?
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>>75900342
no you didnt lol
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Has Masvidal ever won a split decision before?
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>>75900326
>It's very hard to hate Maia
Fuck that, he's one of the most boring fighters on the roster. And he's Brazilian.
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*gives you a hug for 15 minutes*
*wins*
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>All those split decision losses
For sure Masvidal is a real fighter.
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>>75900253
>advanced lay and pretty
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>>75900114
Maybe. If you're huge and/or have wrestling experience, you can probably do well with most white and blue belts.
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Stop calling Aldo the best FW of all time
He got knocked out in 13 seconds by the biggest shit talker the UFC has ever seen
Absolutely embarrassing legacy
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>>75900235
jorge kicked the shit out of him, landed a fuckload of ground and pound at the end of the first. all maia did was hold onto him
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I'm fucking glad he got past Jorge and finally gets a shot at 170 now.
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>hello rory?
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>>75900335
>blasting with piss
y
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I love Maia fights.
Reminds you how many casuals watch this sport.
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>>75900329
I SAID I LOVE YOU
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Put all my inheritance on Andrade.
End of road here you glass chinned polish dork.
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>>75900170
Wow hugging your opponent all fight is a strat who knew
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>>75900350
Does Maia get to dry hump these girls as a prize?
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>>75900326
>Say what you want about the fight, but it's hard to hate Maia. He's a purist and a very respectful and likable guy.
This, like I said, he's damn good at what he does, and I can't hate him for that, even if it's not my cup of tea.
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SOON...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuC5DVVWO9k
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I really like Maia but he just looks so old now.
Don't think I can see him getting past Woodley.
Damn 212 looks weak compared to this card
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co main event already? im glad i didn't paid for this lmao
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>>75900366
mia will just pull guard all night but i hope woodly sends him to the shadow realm
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>>75900335
>tfw I work shitty retail job and am the one who cleans that up
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>UFC 212
>Claudia Gadelha vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Hahaha
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>>75900393
daaaaaaaaaamn
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>>75900373
>brazilian
>white
>>
212 looking like absolute dogshit
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>i hate technique
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
>i want more stand up
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
>takedowns are boring
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
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ugh that fight made me so angry, the brazilian backpack did zero damage and never came close to a submission yet wins the fight, Masvidal actually did a fair amount of damage, he was lighting the straightajacket up yet he loses, can't believe I'll actually be rooting for tyron in a fight for once.
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>>75900335
>skipping Joanna Champion fights
casual af
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>>75900393
>cage control
>39sec
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holy shit ufc 212 is awful
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>>75900393
>maia
>significant strikes
wew
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>>75900291
Kek.
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and after joanna champion wins, it'll be a clean sweep against the small dicked american shitposters.
>>
Fuck it, I'll admit it.
UFC has some badass video packages.
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>>75900416
Gahdelha will get rocked.
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>>75900393
buh buh but masvidal """""caused more damage"""""
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>>75900383
> And he's Brazilian.
He's not from the favela though, so the Brazilian fighters treat him as an outsider.
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>>75900351
They should have stood them up multiple times. This lay and pray shit should be a 10,000 $ fine like it was in PROID.
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>>75900194
>>75900168
>>75900067
>Sal D'Amato
I was expecting the faggot judge to pick Masvidal. He almost always picks the striker regardless.
Actually made the right call this time.
>>
>WMMA
Alright, halftime faptime
>>
I kinda hope Joanna gets rekt here desu. She's been kind of a cocky bitch lately, wouldn't mind seeing her get knocked down a peg.
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>>75900335
I have no idea why this makes me laugh so hard.
>>
alright now only need JJ and Stepic to win
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In the UFC
striking specialist and KO artists = famous and rich
submission specialist and tap out artists = fairly unknown to the wider world ... except for
Ronda Rousey.
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>>75900411
Isn't $60 an entire month's salary? Makes no sense for you to pay for it my friend.
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>>75900320
it's like he fused with Carlos
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>>75900336
woodley is slowly get rep points
beat a dominant champ everyone loved
had a decent close fight but some heavy steve harveying made it tricky to get rep
rematch was shit but opponent obviously at fault
if he kos maia and keeps his mouth shut he will gain a bit more
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>>75900326
>whiteboys are so desperate there only hope is a guy who lands 0 (zero) signifigant strikes in 15 minutes of fighting
lmao. just a reminder that masvidal was a journeyman at 155 and his best win at 170 was against a 155er. maia is getting bullied and KO'd
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>>75900410
Saiorse a qt
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>>75900301
It's the exact thing other fighters have been punished for, LnP was supposed to be eliminated with the new rule changes, I get that you're the jutsu sperg but doing no damage in a fight and never getting a submission or even close to one should not be rewarded as it promotes passive and over defensive grappling.
>>
>it's another pretend to care about wmma episode
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>>75900393
>maia
>significant strikes 95
Greatest bait of our time.
>>
>>75900388
>w-why is nobody talking about king conor
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>undisputed featherweight title
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>>75900411
terrible ass
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Is there anyone that unironcially likes wmma?
>>
>yonejaychuck
anik why
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>>75900416
cookies ftw
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>>75900424
>irish flag
>talking about muh damage
CASUAL RETARD DETECTED
Maia won that fight easily. Only a CASUAL RETARD would disagree.
>>
This fight should be fun.
Andrade's bull rush lack of technique vs crisp JJ
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>>75900427
It is but Holloway vs. Aldo is too good, I am probably gonna watch only this fight.
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>>75900215
Honestly Woodley in terms of wrestling has a strong blast double,
what he struggled back in college is scrambling, he's got good defensive scrambles, the way Maia fights right now with the use of the cage he tries to minimize his opponent's defensive scrambles
I think Woodley is going to score a few takedowns from the outside, but he is going to struggle and maybe even drown against the wall because Maia is the superior wall grappler.
Woodley has better power strikes and better raw takedowns
Maia has better controlled/close range takedown and scrambles
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>>75900451
Muh dick
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>>75900404
He usually taps guys out fool, makes em say uncle, go watch boxers hug
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
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>>75900393
lol I saw zero significant strikes from that Brazilian blanket.
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>>75900451
jake shields is a better version of demian maia
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>>75900384
>I beat you by not letting you beat me
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Who is the most successful fighter with the least training? Like just a natural banger I suppose cause they won't know bjj naturally
>>
>>75900399
Not to mention all the surprised autists when he comes out to Linkin Park.
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>>75900476
yeah, me too
>>
>be UFC """"fighter""""
>hug a guy for 15 minutes making him tired
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>>75900386
phones
>>75900463
counting that gnp as a significant strike is ridiculous and you know it
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>I will knock her out, flip her over and shove my first up her arse live on national TV, then lick the shit that comes out
Jesus, how do they get away with this?
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>>75900486
cm punk
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>>75900459
Based Poland is correct.
Aisling is cool too
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>>75900451
>who is Royce Gracie
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>>75900435
Dude these anchor babies aren't American.
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Fuck, boys
I feel like JJ is gonna be in trouble
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>tfw you realize the next fight is a woman fight
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>>75900466
that thing is flat and wide lmao
>>
>>75900458
serious question, are you actually black? just curious
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>>75900484
That black girl is cute
>>
>>75900450
How do you actually pronounce Joanna's last name?
I've been told before but I can't nail it down.
>>
>>75900465
Conor has a better chance of beating woodly than mia desu
>>
Oh damn, I didn't know the girl from Stranger Things fought in UFC.
>>
>>75900458
woodley would fucking die against maia ya mayate
>>
why girls pretend to be mad at theses fights?
>>
>>75900424
>Fair amount of damage
>Landed maybe 5 legitimately hard strikes
Maia was much closer to stopping that fight than Masvidal was at any time during it.
If Masvidal had knocked down or even dazed Maia it might be different, but an elbow, a couple punches and a body kick were not close to putting Maia out of it.
>>
>>75900451
ko artist fight that goes the distance=some of the most memorable and best fights in history
submission artist fight that goes the distance=boring as fuck 90% or more of the time
>>
Andrade about to make me rich.
Haven't been this sure of a women's fight outcome since Nunes vs. Ronda.
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>>75900484
Looks like a low rent Mariah Carey.
>>
Joanna gets heemed and cries after she loses screenfap this
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>>75900483
stockton 209 motherfucker wut
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What a cute little boy
>>
This is an awful /heem/ thread. So many casuals and/or trolls. I guess the bigger the event, the more casuals there will be. The threads are much more fun in shitty events like Artem vs Cub
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>>75900503
>aren't american
>born in america and are thus given american citizenship at birth
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>>75900493
Being this much of a CASUAL RETARD.
Do you even know what MMA stands for, CASUAL RETARD? Because you might be confusing it with boxing.
>>
what the fuck happened to the welterweights that a one-dimesional, 39 year old middleweight is the number one contender? I thought this was the second best division?
>>
>The autism on this fucking thread
Every fucking Maia fight, god damn it. Even I used to bitch about it more or less ironically, but you people are legit autistic.
>>
>people expecting Woodley to KO Maia
Does no one realize how durable Maia's been in his mma career? Look at how rarely he's been finished. Literally the only time was when he long jumped face-first into a punch from the full-roids edition of Nate Marquardt.
I mean, Woodley's got great power when he can be bothered to throw punches, but it isn't as though Maia's chin is unproven.
>>
>>75900483
Kek and i like jake
>>
joanna is beyond these scrubs
>>
This fight won't be competitive, just like Frankie-Pooir
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>>75900504
JJ loses her belt tonight
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>>75900504
Same, bud. Andrade looks really scary right now.
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>>75900519
Maia was never close, he didn't have a single locked in submission or even a close one
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>>75900451
Hard to sell submissions to casuals
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>>75900486
DADA 5000
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Ir'll kind of annoy me if Andrade wins
Her technique is just so non existent. It's just charging with brute force and bullying smaller chicks
>>
new?
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>>75900503
I'm talking specifically about the 'for sure my man' /heem/ shitposters that have been wrong 2 times out of 3 so far.
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>>75900518
They're #WOKE
>>
any fellow BRs wanna name the walkout song here?
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>>75900524
thats weird...
joanna about to make me rich son.
>>
sopa de Joanna e uma delicia
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>>75900532
>state of your stream
My sides
>>
PLEASE LET MAIA BE CHAMP
Woodley is such a letdown. Just can't pull the trigger despite having the physical gifts to do it.
Kelvin needs to fix his chubby habits. Guy could cause waves in WW if he fixed his 5 burgers and an ounce of pot a day.
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>it's a "women mean mugs before getting summarily humbled" episode
my favourite
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>>75900535
quote me again Australia and watch what happens
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>tfw you actually give a shit about a woman fight
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>>75900350
>the black one
OH SHEET I FINK IM IN LOVE
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>>75900501
Guy on the left looks like my cousin desu
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le angry face that makes me look even uglier
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>>75900556
Hue Hue to Huetown #1
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>>75900540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71Oiku3rA4
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>>75900537
They are CASUAL RETARDS.
Anytime you see a person hating on Maia just know you are dealing with a CASUAL RETARD who only started watching UFC when McGoober started getting popular. They don't even know what MMA is.
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>>75900466
how 'bout some tits huh lad?
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>>75900483
Also i find it halarious how diaz critize "boring wrestlers" and fully support jake
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>>75900539
Maia still has fuck all on Woodley it will be a slaughter. Thougher people and much better strikers have gone down to Woodley.
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>>75900245
This semen slurping sport isn't for me.
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>>75900565
fag
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JJ same music as always
War
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Joanna is gonna get HEEEEEEEM'D
I'm literally shaking in anticipation
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>people were genuinely calling this the best fight card ever
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>>75900539
Look at the size of Woodley
Compared to the age of Maia. I love Maia but man, I'm not sure of that matchup. Woodley hits hard, very hard and it only takes one.
In 25 minutes of staring he even manged to hit Wonderboy with it
>>75900537
Leave them be, based Maia does what he wants
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Would you, /sp/?
Would you fuck JJ?
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>>75900533
182 posters when there are like 40 americans and 40 no americans that actually frequent heem. Anyways its gamethread and this is how it is. Thats why we talk about the fights beforehand
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literally looks like tiny vitor
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joanna champion 4ever
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>>75900589
FUCK OFFFF
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>>75900598
No.
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>>75900575
i totally expected this reply thou
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>>75900581
Reeee
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>>75900581
why
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>>75900155
only 2 predict andrade
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new thread where
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>>75900598
Fuck yes. She's gorgeous
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>>75900519
Masvidal was piecing up Maia with every strike he threw. Almost took out Maia's leg. Almost fucked him up and finished him at the end of Round 1. And yes he did rock Maia with a knee at one point.
Maia won the first round, he was throwing actual strikes and effective neutralized Masvidal until the end. 2nd round he was getting lit up and then just basically lay and prayed. Same thing for the third round
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DEUS VULT
JOANNA GOT DIS
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New?
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>>75900565
fag
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>>75900546
Maia did have the jaw breaker variant of the RNC sunk in twice before Mas wiggled out and hand fought out.
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>>75900592
well first of all Branch/Jotko was a huge mistake, second of all I was saying last night that Edgar and Maia winning = shitty card
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I can´t handle another gay juiced up brazilian champion.
Help me Joanna!
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>>75900559
Screenshot program did it automatically lol
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So far im 3 for 3
Just need JJ and dos santos to be 5/5 tonight
Fuck all yall
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>>75900598
yep
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>>75900403
HAHA
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JJ is so based
She got this
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>>75900592
The Joanna fight is going to be the most violent and bloody of the night. Get ready for all the spicy you can handle.
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>>75900581
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most excited for the female fight
the state of mma
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>muh women
joe rogan is a faggot
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>joanna will never beat the shit out of you
why even live
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>>75900592
the ufc were doing that to hype the card, no one with half a brain actually believed it
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>>75900621
ARE YOU FUCKING READY BRO
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I'm getting sick of these Christcuck fighters desu. Stop shoving your fairy tale beliefs onto our faces.
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>>75900581
FUGG
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>>75900335
pretty antisocial desu
im laffin
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>>75900474
even based on UFC scoring it was still a split decision a different judge might have given it a different way, and idgaf about scoring ask yourself who would you rather be in the fight the guy actually taking strikes and getting hurt or the guy who took zero damage, thats how I judge a fight thats how you win a real fight buy inflicting more damage, position and takedowns mean jack shit if they don't lead to anything, and masividal left that fight fresh as a daisy.
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oh shit,
samurai jack is on tonight
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>>75900592
The prelims were GOAT.
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Are slavs even good at this shit?
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Reminder that stipe tapped
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LAST CALL
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
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>>75900593
Pretty sure pre-USADA Weidman, Munoz and Marquardt are all comparable or bigger than Woodley. I'm not saying Woodley isn't a rough match up for Maia or that he can't knock Maia out, especially given Maia's age. I just don't get why people seem to assume Maia's going to be easy to finish.
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lel the jews told the commentators to keep talking about money and paydays and shit
have a shot every time they reference money
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How do you go from JEDR to YAN?
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>>75900598
Without a doubt. Only if she hammer fisted me in the face from bottom missionary while cussing at me in Polish though.
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>>75900651
are the new episodes any good?
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Joanna is so fucking try hard really puts me off tbqh
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new dread
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>>75900621
\o/
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>>75900598
YES
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I mean look at this fucking walkout.
Zero doubt that she's the best.
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COME ON ANDRADE
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make a real thread faggots
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I FUCKING LOVE YOANNA.
THOSE COLD BLUE EYES, BRUTAL STRIKING PEDEGREE, SLAPS THE __SHIT__ OUT OF PRETEND FAKE ASS BITCHES CHASING HER TITLE.
WAR YOANNA
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It's embarrassing that the UFC has fallen so far that they have females fighting each other. We might as well go full gladiator and have men with spears fighting animals. It would be far more entertaining.
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>>75900650
>MUH DAMAGE MEME AGAIN
STOP FUCKING TALKING YOU CASUAL IRISH RETARD.
You know NOTHING. Maia controlled the whole fight.
Now fuck off, CASUAL RETARD.
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>joe hyping jj up as a savage
heem incoming, don't blink
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anime
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My boy won earlier and my girl is about to win now.
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do these women wear the female equivalent of cups when fighting? it looked like JJ had nothing under those shorts
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>injustice
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I fucking love Joanna
What a Goddess
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>5'1.5"
AHAHAHA
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>>75900519
Masvidal was lighting him up, he had maia hurt several times, sure he didn't come close to finishing him but he undeniably did more damage and silly scoring aside thats what a real fight is about inflicting more damage than your opponent.
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>>75900701
Fuck off
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>>75900479
Yeah I know he usually does, but this fight he didn't. He just hugged him, I like when dudes roll and it's exciting. Not when they just hug all fight chasing a sub and doing no damage
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>>75900458
>bullied
how do you bully somebody by steadily backing up
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>>75900665
j is pronounced as y
the e is actually ę which is pronounced sort of like "on"
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>>75900624
Just because he put his hands on his face doesn't mean it was close jesus christ have you ever grappled? He had no angle to leverage it
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>>75900770
it's about controlling where you hug them the longest obviously
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CHAMP
H
A
M
P
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Femlets when will they learn
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>bah-tay ess-tah-kah!
It's
>Botch istah-kah
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>>75900581
Bro. It's Mother's Day.
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>>75900704
you have no logical argument therefore I win, feels good
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>>75900646
and stop being rude to islamists while you're at it
christans are gross ugh
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>>75900805
damn..
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DAYYYYUMMM these bombs and jj just eats them
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>5 rounds
FUCK
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>that fucking welt on JJ
feels bad man
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>>75900581
reee
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dat knot doe
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wtf..this is actually a good fight. whats going on?
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These testosterone ridden Brazilian lesbos are taking over the UFC.
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make a real thread
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>>75900700
Imagine jon.jones fucking her. God that would be hot
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looks like JJ is fighting a small mexican dude
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>>75900581
smoke dicks
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>>75900976
JJ usually has good fights.
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>>75900581
faggot
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>>75900581
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>>75900495
i didn't greentext just cause it was a typo, but because it was a dumb comment also
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>>75900581
Fuck you
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