>norgay
america deserves what's happening to it
FINLAND VINNER!
Pulju
>Latvia
fuck norway
Classic Latvia
>were ahead 3:1
>haha ebin lead, lets meme it
>3:5
>lose
>nyheter
>that tactical penalty
Why are finns the only ones who can play this 40d chess? Is it because way intelligenter than other people?
>finnish guy literally steaming
our goalie is a retard
Whisper sweet nothings, tell me it's gonna be okay
>Norge
>Latvija
My mistake for believing in them.
>>75878931
His chi is overflowing.
>2 out of 2 matches ended with bad guys winning so far
it's going to be a rough day
>>75878877
U mad latbro?
>>75878928
>Is it because way intelligenter than other people?
>way intelligenter
obviously
>>75878944
Kitties :3
>>75878928
berryhill's strategies can't be comprehended by mortals
This is a classic latvian shokda cup
>win games to give fans hope
>choke against shit teams
I wanna kill myself
>>75878948
>RUS - SVK
>SLO - BEL
>ITA - GER
>CAN - SUI
>tfw only shit games today
>>75878957
I think that was the joke my best man
>>75878981
digits and the mountain jews win
>>75878981
dont want to compete with eurovision
wth happened to Anaheim? fell asleep early in the 2nd period
>>75878948
I wouldn't care if we had no chance. But we were ahead with 3:1.
>Life is a cruel mistress
>>75879000
nice
NORGAY ON SUDICIDE WATCH!!!!
FINLAND RULES SCANDIS DROOL
>>75878981
>Belarus
>BEL
boi, it's BLR
>>75878975
Just unlucky, very good start and then it panned out to be badly.
Why is Laine not on finland
>>75879000
very nice
>>75879000
noooo that's bad for us
>>75879023
I understand losing to swedes you guys are actually good but the americans were absolute shit we shouldve won this 4-1
>>75879027
It's illegal to have actually good players on the Finnish WC team.
>>75879027
We beat everybody anyways.
Laine would be too OP for yall
>>75879000
I guess that's settled then
>>75879058
You guys just lost momentum. This was very sad thing to happen. Would be awesome if Latvia crushed the burgers once for all
Guess we're back to the usual. And by that I mean we're back to losing and not making it out of the groups.
>>75879058
i guess latvia is even shittier then ))
>>75879018
Lul
>>75879098
winning germany arent we
>>75879000
haha dumbass that means gayland is ousted!
>>75879098
HAHA
He had hope! What a fucking LOSER!!!
>can't win without cheating
hoo boy, this is going to be a quick series.
>>75879027
He doesn't like the hockey union or team finland or the head coach and made up an excuse of being too tired to play.
>>75879120
Probably not, all downhill from here.
>tv made a series about finns and hockey
funny
>>75879120
Haahahahah no
>>75879120
We have a comedian here
France is going to make it.. right?
I'll boycott this bullying thread desu
>>75879299
Last two games for binland are mountain jews and Kanada.
>>75879392
You literally basically lost to France
it's fine though
we're just making it interesting
we want to leave it to the last game where we will crush the germans and secure a spot in quarterfinals
screenshot this
>>75879506
Leon "The Holocaust" Draisaitl will crush you
>>75879408
>literally basically going to overtime against NORWAY in HOCKEY
>>75879506
No. Let me screenshot your fantasies about reking Russia instead.
For my finnish friends.
https://www.svtplay.se/video/11933698/finska-segrar/finska-segrar-avsnitt-1
Here is a tv-serie that is ongoing about finland and hockey, it's texted in finnish/swedish with both finnish/swedish vocal stuff
>>75879655
there are literally no fantasies about that, you autistic slavnigger
>>75879750
That's bad, you need to believe in your team.
If Merzlikin didn't shit the bed today you'd won.
>>75879669
>swedish production
no thanks
>>75879842
But it's about finns being finns, for finns and more.
Nothing "cuck" or bad, just pure finn stuff.
wheres uk
>>75879875
>UK Hockey
>>75879875
On the list.
>>75879917
where is binlan?
>>75879936
nowhere to be seen
Do the ducks even have a chance?
>>75879936
We were dominating both olympics at the time. No time for only hokkei.
>>75879979
>>75880029
How can one country produce such superior genes?
Where would we be without the setback of finno-korean war? Populating the moons of Jupiter?
>>75879830
There's a point beyond which belief becomes delusion.
>>75879936
In our hearts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q0sI913CkE
Bulju #1!!
Just realized I am finnish.
>>75880263
Greatest feeling ever. I feel sorry for non-finns.
>>75880232
>paskaraitis :D
>>75880281
why is Helsinki such a shithole?
at least the reindeer meat and lingonberries tasted good and there was a wooden room to get away from the autistic finns
>>75880375
>trying to get away from people
>not autistic
i'm sorry anon..
>>75880405
>try having a drink in a bar (horrible beer prices btw)
>autistic finn starts interrogating me about my views towards the Queen
Hi Finland how do i become finnish?
>>75880440
I heard that every morning canadians pledge their faith to the queen of England.
Who else /waiting for the game/ here?
>>75880462
why would you even want that
Fuck Russia.
>>75880575
Cuz Saunas are cool. I just built one in my downstairs bathroom.
>>75880465
No, wed pledge to beavers.
ok I just woke up time to talk about NHL instead of gayboy tourny
Any latvians here. I wanna laugh at you
i am pooping right now go preds
>>75880937
Hey preds fan is shitting on the toilet similar to how the preds are gonna shit the bed
Pottery
>>75880600
Suck it
That Ben Bishop contract is really bad
predict tonight's score (game is in Pittsburgh)
>pens win 3-1
>>75881304
4-1 pongs
>>75881304
3-0 Peens
Fuck nhl fuck white people
>>75881385
>>75881339
what % chance do sens have of winning this series? i want to be optimistic because i grew up in ottawa but realistically it's probably like 5%
>>75881304
memes-meme, karlsson scores the meme winner in overtime
Just got back from sauna, what did i miss?
>>75881437
I dont really care, I just want the pens to lose...
well I do care apparently
>>75881304
1-2 snes
>>75881437
It's not realistic. Like maybe 20% but they will need to go full meme.
How can I use a proxy on 4chin? Nothing works
>>75881551
either full meme or full refpuck
the refs seemed very pro-sens during the sens/bruins series so maybe we'll get more of that, except probably not since pens are way more disciplined than bruin rats
>>75881485
why the slavs hate each other?
>>75881602
I hate russia with passion since my russian ex cheated on me.
>>75881602
I hate russia with passion thanks to 20 years of communism.
Belaruse what are you doing.
Quick give you energy to Belarus, they can't be eliminated or Lukashenko will eliminate them all.
>>75881304
3-2 sens in ot
>who buttblasted beyond belief here?
Nice to have some rain instead of snow, finally
>>75881735
at least the 7-1 blowout was entertaining as fuck
>>75881777
why is perry such a freaking fool?
So, what abou the """"""state of hockey""""""eh?
What pizza should I order, bacon or pepperoni?
>>75881815
>>75881602
I don't hate Russia
>>75881804
Hes from ontario
>>75881777
nice trips.
I'm just glad >we finally made the playoffs, league interference or not
I really wanted >us to face the Flames though
>>75881815
if papa john's still has the tandoori chicken pizza, get that instead
>>75881815
you have pizza in russia? i thought you only ate children
>>75881815
both obviously
>>75881855
A burn so fierce he must rub some Mämmi on it
>>75881815
Лyчшe пyтинки нaкaти.
why is the ice so shitty in this skoda cup?
>>75881855
Pizza with children sounds great.
>>75881942
last time germans said that somebody is throwing on the ice some kind of liquid
>>75881942
you can put some slovak tears on it for flavor
>>75881942
What are you doing, now I'm hungry too.
>>75881915
too hot inside the arenas
just woke up and had a big comfy breakfast lads what the hot meme today so far
>>75882362
nothing too hot, Latvia blowing a 3-1 lead to the US
>people thinking anyone can beat Nashville
>>75882362
Anaheim couldn't cheat their way to a win
>>75879000
Thank you based Finland.
>>75882437
oilels fans STILL clinging on to the meme that the NHL and its commissioner influenced a 7 game series so that a balding guy in his 30s who already has a Lee would advance at the expense of Connor McDavid
>coilers
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>75882523
Oil people are dumb, but the Ducks were indeed up to their usual goon tactics last night.
>>75882533
"winning" a series 2 games to 5
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
why is vasilevski so good?
>>75882600
because he is playing against us
>>75882600
but he isn't`?
>>75882548
>Win 47 draft lotteries in a row
>Get 2 calls go against you
>Muh conspiracy
/OUR GUY/
Where are all the slovak NHL players?
>>75882703
>sitting on a 3-0 lead on the road with 3:02 left in regulation
>lose
>>75882787
died in a plane crash
>dat slovak-qt
:3
>Proposal: Ovechkin for Toews - straight up
have fun boards at it again
>>75882961
hfboards proposal would have a 6th round pick involved, this looks fake
>>75882936
from 2011
>wake up
>immediately remember the Penguins are still playing hockey and the Capitals aren't
>smile to myself and jump out of bed
>tfw the last playoffs of your lifetime where Vegas doesn't win it all
>>75883036
just curious to /hoc/
When is Jordan Eberle going to lead the Knights to the playoffs? 2020?
>>75883016
it's noon
>>75883106
And?
>>75881437
I legit give the sens a 45% chance of winning the series as a pens fan. Karlsson has entered meme mode
http://www.strawpoll.me/12956283
>>75883106
Its early morning on the best coast
>>75883197
>12:15 is conisdered morning in the usa
>>75881437
35%.
Which means the Sens have a better chance of winning the series than the best baseball players have of getting a hit, considering the best hitters get hits about 30% of the time. 35% isn't as low as you'd think.
>>75883243
>>75883243
>>12:15 is conisdered morning in the usa
not everyone lives in countries so small that they fit in one time zone
>>75883249
The best coast is the one without commiefornia obviously
>>75883247
That's only hits per at-bat and not every plate appearance counts as one. The actual probability of getting a hit should probably be per pitch but it would be hilariously low.
6:5 incoming, SCREENCAP THIS
>>75883243
Its 9 on the west coast
And people Make fun of our education Jesus Christ
>>75883281
Nah no one is talking about the least coast here
>muh commiefornia
You have new york
L-C-R
Marchand-Crosby-Benn
Tavares-McDavid-Bailey
Getzlaf-Perry-Carter
Marleau-Seguin-Toews
D-D
Burns-Subban
Keith-Schultz
Weber-Hamilton
G
Price
Holtby
Not a single one of these players is at Skoda. Canada's going to get eliminated by Switzerland or something in the semis.
>>75883327
Its still the same thing. The best players get a hit 30% of the time and get on base around 40%. The Sens probably have closer to a 40% chance of winning each individual game. But I'm not a probability expert so Idk how that would calculate over a full series.
My theory is that there were no Ducks fans in the arena last night because they all moved to Colorado, with the express purpose of pissing off the local pioneer plate-having stormfags
>>75883378
worst coast is nothing but commiefornia and zheattle. Best coast has everything
>>75883391
>Bailey
>Marleau
>Schultz
>Hamilton
Is he autistic?
>>75883106
It's ten
I know easterners think they're the centre of the universe, but they're not.
>>75883441
Okay then substitute them for
>Schwartz
>Drouin
>Pietrangelo
>Ellis
>>75883483
Crosby is very normie off the ice
Belarus did it!
Daily reminder that the Ducks are Team Reddit, and most definitely not our guys.
>>75882421
as long as Corey Perry is sent home crying it is alright by me
>>75883483
No, Crosby seems perfectly normal if a little bit concussed and goofy. He acts like a real human bean.
Whereas McDavid...
>>75883567
ducks and pens = the bad guys
preds and sens = the good guys
Daily reminder that calling anyone or anything our guys, good guys, or bad guys, is pure reddit.
>>75883567
I wouldn't call them reddit, just assholes.
Why are the Sens the good guys?
t. Sens fan
>>75883527
No he's not. I met him and even got him to sign a jersey for me that I framed. He's autistic as fuck.
>>75883527
>his hat he wore in the interviews was all discolored by sweat just like my old ass hat
a man of the people to be sure
>>75883607
because they are a meme team
>>75883628
Your presence probably just made him uncomfortable senpai
>>75883607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97HZPxQa3RE&t=0s
Because Jesus plays for Ottawa
>>75883567
This.
We want Preds and Pengs final with Preds winning in 7 ofc
>>75883607
Ducks are cheaters and Pens are defending champs
Redditors are irrelevant.
>>75883655
Nah, I made him laugh pretty hard when I asked him about Pierre.
>>75883648
He has some major superstitions like wearing the same locker room hat all year, but athletes having superstitions isn't really autistic
If you cheer for the Predators, you are cheering for a team of trap-abusing faggots. Ducks are an easily intimidated goon team. If you like the Yinzers and aren't from Yinz fuck you. Support Snes.
>>75883164
My vote is for winland.
>>75883687
Look up his jock strap. It's fucking disgusting.
>>75883688
>claiming the Preds trap then suggesting we should support le 1-3-1 man and the Snes
>>75883707
I'll take your word for it
>>75883716
Fortunately the Pongs have historically raped teams who trap.
>>75878975
>shit teams
but team USA is better than Latvia.
we could go full NCAA and be better than Latvia.
If they allowed it, we could call up our U18 and be better than Latvia.
The problem with the USA is that the highest we ever get is the silver medal in the Olympics. Its been our ceiling, mostly because of the Eternal LEAF.
As far as IIHF goes, its a meme Euro tournament. But even these meme teams are better than most of Europe. Except Russia, Sweden and Finland who actually take this tournament seriously.
Funny thing is Canada sends their scraps and still tends to shit on the Europeans who take is seriously.
>>75883439
>least coast has everything
Like southern niggers and massive amounts of diabetes
amurican or canadians enlighten me about USHL pls
how happened that US national developing team which supposed to have most talented players can not even make play off and has negative record in USHL?
I don't get it
>finland's plan to face latvija in the qf is going smooth
keikaku door'd
>>75883567
Predators are literally the most reddit team left though
>>75883707
haha what do you think its smells like ha i bet its really funky haha
>>75883814
>t. buttblasted shitcago fan
>>75883164
I voted for Italy.
clearly they are just waiting to unleash the Ferrari
>>75883817
haha
>>75883744
Yeah I dont get how people think the 1-3-1 is going to work against the pens. Sens are literally going to rely on karlsson to carry them and i dont think he can do it for 7 games against the pens
>>75881304
2-0 pongs
neither team scores until the halfway point when bill slips a cheeky PP wrister past anderson (malking and schultz assist)
guentzel grabs a goal on an odd man rush early in the 3rd setup by crosby and the pens run out of the clock with relatively little pressure from the sens
>>75883843
Nah penguins fan, nashville is seeing a surge in Reddit users on their sub as that one picture that gets posted often proves. Seems like beating Chicago passed the reddit on to you. Sorry lad, just bow out now and it will go away
>>75883861
The only thing that concerns me is awful turnovers in the neutral zone by Malkin and Kessel.
>>75883164
https://youtu.be/y_q1UnRYKYE
wasnt this settled already?
>>75883881
>Pongs are the new boring team
fugg
Go Ducks and Ottawa, that would be the only entertaining cup option.
Preds vs Pens would be a snoozefest.
>HNNNGGGGGG that new Miley Cyrus music video
Why does she look so good again?
lets go sens
>>75883954
>Pongs
>boring
>>75883962
>SPARTA
>>75883574
McDavid isn't autistic, he's racist.
>>75883992
Why did they cut that young black fan out of the picture?
>>75883984
Antarctica
>>75884032
McD demanded it
>tfw your team became so shit, no one even laughs at your misery
really makes you think
>>75883962
>>75883984
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
>>75884060
Connor "Nigger Neutralizer" McDavid
>>75883961
she is so pure
KHL is the best thing that happened to eu hockey.
Latvia will grow into a stronger team and i am very happy for them.
>>75884098
>p-predators aren't Reddit!!!!
>>75884148
but worst thing to happens finnish and swedish leagues
>>75884113
kek
KEK
KEEEEEEEEEK
>>75884060
I said this last thread, but that woman in the middle looks so goddamn familiar
Hi where are the discussion about finlan? :DD
Could Marie-Philip Poulin be a fourth liner in the NHL?
>>75884201
Is she your mother, Pajeet?
>>75884173
It's way worse for the fins. Jokerit leaving your leauge was really bad. While it sucks for us that players that are just bellow nhl level leavs, you lost a team that was iconic for your leauge, even if you didn't like them.
But in the end, it will be good for the weaker EU nations like Germany and Slovenia. They will have players that grow in KHL.
In 10 years the weaker teams will be much stronger and i just want Hockey to spread over EU. Hockey is the best sport and if more people can enjoy it.
Pekka, just be happy that Hockey is growing in places like Germany, France and other nations.
>>75884235
no, my mother is white.
She looks more like a spic than a pajeet, you retard
>>75884215
>Bulju :DDD
>>75884215
Do more Finnish women have jet black hair, and black eyes OR blonde Aryan features?
>>75884231
She would be decimated by the physicality, assuming players had the balls to actually hit her.
>>75884307
blonde
>>75883884
>t.reddithawk
>>75884307
slanted eyes and high cheek bones
>>75883975
they are boring.
That game 7 was awful.
That got horribly outplayed in that series but managed to squeak in some meme goals and win.
>>75884307
blonde aryan
most are dirty blondes
What is this look called?
>>75879000
reminder that the mountain juden will win against canada
>>75884334
>literally the sens entire playoffs
>mfw predditcucks desperately pretend to not be the quinetessential reddit team
embarassing.
just acccept the reddit status youll get swept by penguins anyway
>>75884366
russian on holiday
>it's another conference finals end in less than six games episode
>>75884275
nvm the spelling, i am drunk and going to jail soon lol.
>>75884366
slave and his master
>>75884366
Escaped convict
>>75884326
t.Predditor
>>75884366
The I want to forget about hockey for a while look
>>75884372
The Sens outplayed the Bruins by a pretty wide margin and were even with at worst against the Rangers, other than games 3 and 4 they were the better team.
>>75884409
t.chirredit
>>75884366
Nothing special, it's just some comfy clothes for his flight to the KHL
>>75884409
>mad at music
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
THEY JUST KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE REDDIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO PREDDITORS BTFO
>>75884458
more like
>mad casual that other casuals thought they would make another cup run only to get swept by an 8 seed
>>75884465
still angry about the sweep?
What is /sp/ drinking?
Musta saw a fly hunny when boarding and wanted to force her to join the mile high club
>>75884465
t. Jamal from Cook County
>>75884498
Good choice, can't go wrong with belgian
>>75884465
>almost half of reddit is predditors
wow really makes you think
>>75884498
Ur mum's buttjuice desu
>>75884504
Literally the easiest PR move ever
>the sweep hurt the chiraqi so much he spends hours talking to himself about how his team can shake the reddit label
lmao, it'll never happen.
>>75884504
How small is that woman? Kane is an uber manlet and still towers over her
Go Preds
>>75884504
What the fuck I love Patrick Kane now, he cares about the troops!
>>75884616
He's wearing his skates
>people even knowing about leddit rankings in the first place
Please
PLEASE go back
>all these redditors trying to deflect
no one is falling for it sunbelt cuck
>>75884366
the russian
>>75884465
Yeah, I didn't need a graph to tell me nobody gave a shit about Nashville hockey before the first round playoffs, and that will continue again after they're eliminated in the WCF
>>75884398
slav and his master*
>>75884659
agreed, chiraq needs to fuck off back to redddit
>>75884569
lol you drink BUTT-juice!?
>>75884498
coffee
based predotars blowing the fug out of reddithawk fanhomos
>>75884635
>>75884545
I missed out on the new Hardy because i had to work in god damn Japan of all places.
Is it as good as it was back in 05-06?
>>75884690
>half of the non sunbelt teams have 0 cups
Non sunbelt was a mistake
>>75884741
>half
>only montreal and boston have cups
that's 2/7
>>75884727
Oflyt. But at least you got a trip to Japan put of it.
This is the first time I've had it tbf. But I'm really enjoying it
>>75884767
I just didnt wanna do actual math so i rounded up
>>75884307
You tell me
hmm
3 top posts of the past week
>>75884840
where's the one about sweeping the shithawks LMAO
>>75884853
dont even live in chicago, predditcuck. stop deflecting
>>75884778
It was about 5$ per 25cl bottle in 05-06. I think they went for 33cl this year for about the same price.
If you enjoy Hardy, try to buy some clown shoes. They have a barley that is pretty good.
>>75884840
>>75884880
yeah but the reddithawks got BTFO
i mean, based preds scored the same amount last night as redditcago did in the whole fucking series LMAO
>>75881421
great post
>>75884880
This. Its fucking hilarious how they think you're a reddithawks fan because you point out there team is becoming just as reddit. Trashville predditors
>coilers/Bettcucks banter has switched to Redditors/Reddithawks banter
>>75884880
>chiraqi bandwagon doesn't live in chiraq
laughing SO HARD at the rusted wagons of the reddithawks
>les rags
>>75884395
W-why?
>>75884904
Okay. Yeah, it was 33cl this time, but it cost around 70 kr I think. So it was quite expensive. Not more than a decent beer at a pub though..
I've had one of their beers I think, not the barley one though. Thanks, I'll keep an eye out for it!
>>75885059
Probably said "nigger" out loud thinking he was on his internet safe zone
>>75883391
>bailey
Who?
>marleau
>perry as a centre
>schultz
>hamilton
Holy fuck are you from an alternate timeline??
PREDS = Good guys
Ducks = Bad guys
Pens = the rival
Sens = The no name guy who gets btfo
Official /ourguy/ rankings
1. Pittsburgh Penguina
Official r/hockey rankings
1. Trashville Predditors
2. Analslime Cucks
3. The other team of literally whos
>>75885278
wtf I hate the SNES now
If the playoffs were Naruto
Preds = Naruto
Pens = Sasuke
Sens = Some random no name ninja
Ducks = That cloud ninja who got nejis dad killed
>>75885278
Actually one of the most cuckiest things you can do. RIP canada
>>75885324
Oilerfags THIS upset.
>>75885278
Wait Sens are a Canadian team??
>>75885475
>american ignorance on full display
Not surprised I knew some who thought toronto was in Connecticut and told me i was wrong that we didnt have a Basketball team
>>75885475
>american education
>>75885555
canada has a basketball team?
I wish Draisaitl and Germany all the luck in the world
>>75885278
Well JT can FUCK RIGHT OFF.
he can go be a stinky smelly habsbeen somewhere else.
kek i was literally on suicide watch after the oilers got eliminated but im back now
atleast i can enjoy watching hockey again without experiencing wild mood swings
>>75885425
explain this to me weeb-san
>>75885059
>>75885091
Assault, a nigger tried to rob me and my friend we beat him up. We took it a bit to far.
>>75885630
>craptors
>>75885197
I'm unironically pulling for the Ducks.
And its not like they have any fans so I dont even feel bad about it.
Bring home the cup, Nig-Free, Fanless White man!
quack quack.
>>75885626
preds=good guy
pens=angsty friend
sens=who
ducks=who
>>75885626
Naruto is the main character who everyone shits on but he constantly rises above expectations and is focuses on becoming the best ninja he can be
Sasuke is the edgy kid from the most overpowered clan and narutos biggest rival kinda like gary oak to ash
sens are random ninja cause they are literal whos
Ducks are the asshole cloud ninjas who tried to steal someones powers right after a peace agreement was signed causing an innocent man to be killed
>>75885629
how did you get caught?
>>75885654
>tallsketball
>>75885629
SWEDEN
YES
Was he somali?
give italy your energy
why dont finnish fans sing like the swiss
>>75885629
>took it a bit too far
did you murder
>>75885693
>>75885696
thank you tomodachi-tachi
>>75885749
How should i know, he was just a nigger who was sure that a knife would scare us. It's not like he was the first nigger who pulled a knife at me.
>>75885697
Cops was nearby, someone saw us beating him up. They probably did not see when he pulled a knife on us. I understand that we might did take it a bit to far once he was down.
>>75885830
He wouldn't be posting here if he did
>>75885833
np
>>75881445
this, this board seriously underestimates the power of memes behind the sens. sens=donal trump, pens=shillary
>>75885830
No, but we threw him into the river from the bridge he tried to rob us at.
>>75885863
He'd be playing ps3 in his own personal apartment.
Then take them to court over his right to be upgraded to a PS4.
Nordic "prison"
>>75885874
But the Pens have Bill
g-go italy
>>75885879
You know they can't swim, right? He could've drowned.
You remind me of some black guy who robbed me and my friends while wearing a Swedish national jacket. We were going to beat his ass up, but he had a knife on him.
>>75885425
>Sens = Some random no name ninja
But random no name ninjas are the best.
>>75885886
>mad at nordic prisons
>>75885886
It sounds stupid but their recidivism rates are much lower than they are in the US
>>75885913
>small asian teenage girl beats up a full grown nog male
I'd like to see you pull that off, you tryhard teen.
also
>blogposting on /sp/
reminder that Duchene is potentially the only one on this team who would even sniff a tryout camp in a best-on-best
Switzerland on suicide watch
>>75885921
>Swedes are less likely to repeat offend than feral negroes
Nowai
>>75885865
sweden/ikea in the background
>>75885913
>we
>he
if you have numbers in a street fight a knife isnt doing shit
my friend took the knife out of some drunk assholes hand and accidentally cut the guys finger off during a robbery gone hilariously wrong
MARNER
>>75885970
>being a criminal
>>75885921
thats because the US reports semi-accurate crime data and Europe does not.
You think Ahmed doesn't get out of prison and go back to raping? of course he does. Playing PS3 in an apartment nicer than his home country isn't enough to persuade him that raping blonde pussy is wrong.
But they are covering it up to control public outrage and make people think their policies are working.
>>75885942
My friend was 6'2" but this black dude was legit 6'4" or something.
>>75885970
He didn't pull out his knife until we approached him trying to grab our shit back. Not like the police in Brazil would do shit anyways.
>>75885956
>shitty Mimi app in charge of not dropping my trip
Goddamnit. Anyway Sens in 6 and Preds in 5
>>75885909
Please beat Germs so we have a hope of winning them.
>>75885984
>not going through a criminal phase in your early twenties
>>75885984
Maybe he was being robbed by the guy with a knife?
>>75885996
lol, top tier /pol/ post
>>75886026
doesnt mean its not true
>>75886003
bonjour monsieur
wtf is skoda anyways?
me
>>75886054
Yeah, the moon landing was fake, lizard people are running the world and FDA is keeping the cure to cancer a secret
Italy yes
>>75886099
a german car company
>>75886102
Ur cute! (^:
>>75886013
>>75886013
How's working in construction going?
>>75886099
A brand of chewing tobacco
>>75886026
its not even a secret that Europe is engaging in a wide scale cover-up to control public opinion.
Sweden, Germany and France being among the biggest offenders of that allegation.
They have subtly begun the same trick here but they are being smarter about it and it isn't to the same scale. The trick here is to call offenders white even if they aren't. To manipulate the statistics to where it is no longer nigs and Latinos committing 90% of all crimes.
>>75885970
A man who knows how to wield a knife is dangerous to you.
a man who doesn't know how to wield a knife is dangerous to everyone.
>>75885913
Nah, when it happened the river was not deep enough. It only gets that deep in March-april when the snow melts and pours into it, or when it's heavy rain.
Sambo could probably just stand up where we threw him. It was not the deep part of the river.
>>75884098
>goes to reddit
>takes this pic
>calls people reddit.
really makes the almonds activate.
>>75886116
>german
wew rude
Those Italian unis are breddy gud
>>75886135
Wow, you are really deep down in the /pol/ trench. I'm not even going to ask for sources, because I know you don't have any trustworthy ones.
>>75886135
triggered kiddo?
>>75886142
so you threw him off a bridge onto a hard riverbed?
>>75886142
I wonder if you'll get slapped with a "hate crime" because it was a Somali who robbed you and instigated his own ass kicking.
Disturbing amount of nationalism going on in this German game
>>75886179
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html
here is a fun one for you.
the UN predicts your future with your current policies.
>>75886193
No hate crime.
>>75886191
The water should be 1m deep that time of the year, so not really.
italy goons finally get called for one the dozen or so trips theyve done
italy pls
>>75885278
Fuck him.
Btw guys, I got the IIHF Worlds stream to work by tunneling through Tor(Denmark IP address).
I tried all of the countries on my VPN but none worked.
Thomas "The Goaltending Holocaust" Greiss is /ourgoaler/
>>75886230
The HDI predictions are bullshit though
From 2010 -> 2015 we were expected to go from 15th to 25th. But in 2015 we were 14th.
>>75886191
Water was about this high when we pushed him in. It reaches the top of the blocks in may if there is snow the be melted. If not, it's about 1m deep. If there is heavy rain it can overflow.
>>75886230
>>75886315
Also. That link is not the least relevant to the subject we were discussing.
>>75886311
>is a delusional trumpcuck
>/ourguy/
'no'
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75886311
hes on the bench for some reason
>these qt krauts in the crowd
Lads
Fuck you germany I hate you so fuckking much
>>75886364
>refugees welcome
no thanks
Is Italy the most useless nation of modern times?
>>75886409
>greece
>>75886409
greece?
>>75886409
No, we are
We need to get relegated
thank god if italy wins against Denmark we are going down
>>75886347
O B S E S S E D
>>75883766
>w-w-we don't r-really care about your meme europcups
this is about 14th time you said it this week, the frequency intensifies as tuesday anal prolapse looms closer
>>75886343
>>75886315
Unfortunately I dont sit around saving massive amounts of images and article clippings to argue with delusional betas on the internet.
If you don't suspect anything fishy in Sweden right now you are a special kind of retard.
But here, have one image I did happen to have saved.
>>75886431
czechoslovakia 2.0 when?
>>75886424
>>75886430
Good point, I'd forgotten about them because I filtered Greece over a year ago
>>75886458
as much as I would approve this there will be fags in a few seconds both from czech and slovaks that this is a terrible idea
>>75886444
Bets way to enjoy /hoc/ is to ignore the Americans, only one or two actually have insightful opinions
>>75886452
But you obviously do still save them.. Wow. .
Also
>/pol/ poster
>calling anyone beta
Wow again
As far as that picture goes it's just some bullshit written by someone who don't know shit about statistics. Or perhaps by someone who is lying on puporse. As Trump would call them, fake news.
>>75886444
You'll lose to Canada's scraps as usual.
Washed up Claude Giroux and Matt Duchene will beat your best players as usual.
As for the US team, its developmental as usual. But they will probably upset someone and cause some waves. Because Frankly, Europeans just aren't good at hockey when they have to build a full team.
>>75886409
yeah more or less
I remember losing to Japan in WCH IA, can't tell ho >we got promoted to skoda cup
>>75886539
Im going to stop replying to you because I honestly do not care about your shitty country.
If you don't care, then no one will.
Must be fun to be non white and/or islamic there. Thats all I can say.
>>75886539
>As far as that picture goes it's just some bullshit written by someone who don't know shit about statistics.
your own government doesn't know shit about statistics? https://www.bra.se/bra-in-english/home/crime-and-statistics/rape-and-sex-offences.html
>>75886072
>France
Nobody ever tells people this, but this place is full of foreigners
Half of em don't even speak English
>>75886612
If you wouldn't have cared, you wouldn't have saved that image, and you wouldn't have engaged in the discussion to begin with.
I think you are mistaking me. I don't like the immigration we have one bit. But that doesn't mean I'll start to support spreading the kind of bullshit you've posted here. There is enough to speak against the immigration without the lies.
>>75886652
Of course they do. I'm guessing you don't. Answers on a survey do not equal actual crimes. Also, those are stats over sex offenses, not rapes.
Remember when the czechs were good?
>>75886452
All of Sweden know this, but we're living in an age where women control the media, as soon as you so much as whisper an opinion different from the left you get labeled a rasist and then you get a flood of domesticated cucks screaming in your face.
At this point I have lost the will to care about Sweden, when the swedish women finally get what they want (a fully Islamic Sweden) I'll be the first to tell them to go fuck themselves. I, like every other swedish man hate all swedish women anyway.
>the absolute state of italy
>>75886539
>Changing the definition of rape because you need to pretend that sandpeople aren't responsible for the massive leap in rapes since they arrived
>It's just all pure coincidence
I can't wait to see you backtrack because it's guaranteed to happen.
>>75886863
Please take your conspiracies back to /pol/ where they belong
>>75886863
what kind of 1st world country has regular grenade attacks? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
>>75886909
These are all gang related, there are two Somali gangs currently working on erasing themselves from Gothenburg right now, I'm all for it.
You ready for the ass-whoopin' of a lifetime tonight, Ottawa?
TEAM CANADA NOMBER 16 HEWOOKING
>>75887000
why don't you just ban grenades?
>>75887068
Burrows fangay checking in for victory.
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/863470156034355200
>Trudeau, Canada's prime minister and a diehard Montreal Canadiens fan, is rooting for the Senators as the last remaining Canadian team. He believes his constituents should do the same.
>"I think all Canadians will be rooting for the final Canadian team in the Stanley Cup Playoffs," Trudeau said Friday at a news conference in Brampton, Ontario. "We're all happy to support Ottawa right now, and even Torontonians and Montrealers can agree on this particular one."
>b-b-b-b-b-but Canadians totally don't just root for the Canadian teams in the playoffs to "win one for Canada" guys!! it really doesn't happen!
>the city of hypocritical /hoc/ cucks
>>75887099
>>b-b-b-b-b-but Canadians totally don't just root for the Canadian teams in the playoffs to "win one for Canada" guys!! it really doesn't happen!
i'll root for any canadian team except for toronto
>>75887099
the city of cuckada
>>75887084
feminists, such as the other swefag above me, would be on the streets within seconds hollering about how that would be a human rights violation.
I wish I was kidding
>>75887134
Even Hongcouver?
>>75887157
Don't draw conclusions out of your ass and bundle me together with those people.
I don't mind them killing each other one bit, and have never claimed anything else.
>>75887185
i'd even cheer for vancouver but only because i live there now and i wouldn't want to see riots trash this beautiful city again
>>75887226
>unironically living in Chinatown, Canada
>oilels
>rags
>>75887275
>best sushi in Canada
>best grad school for my field
yeah i'll live here
>kongz
>>75887099
>supporting the one team with okay fans who will become cantpucks/oilels/laffs-tier because of a cup win used as fodder for shitting on every other group of people for years to come because they'd never repeat
>supporting the team with the most selfish owners who have 0 respect for those said fans
>ottawa senators
>not in ottawa
>not senators
>>75887275
but anon... Canada IS Chinatown
and that's a good thing
Enjoy your cup wins, rest of league. It ends this season
>>75887419
who else /lifelong/ here?
>>75887099
>root for division rivals to win to "bring the cup back home!!"
>the abhorrent state of canacucks
i guess even meme magic cant help the mountain jews against canada
>>75887533
>being so cucked you cheer for Switzerland so Finland can be eliminated
is this the power of the mongols?
>>75887533
As long as that feral nigger Simmonds can't put the puck home on an open net, they have a shot here.
2 - 0 is the most dangerous lead, after all.
>>75887419
Have fun with Fleury between your pipes. Also, please don't take Beleskey from the Bruins. He's really good and we need him.
>>75887597
>Fluery
Hes going to Winnipeg, anon.
>>75887629
vegas*
>>75887650
Vegas is gonna take Pooliot from Pittsburgh
>>75887569
Did anybody just see this? The camera panned on a guy for several seconds who was wearing a shirt that said across the front:"Fuck the EU"
>>75887860
based. i wonder if he'll be crucified
Why did they make the logo so shitty?
>>75887885
It'll look okay on a hockey jersey desu
>>75887885
A shitty logo to go along with a shitty name, the Las Vegas Golden Showers.
>>75878898
go nick some copper from a bulding site Lauzkas
>>75887885
woulda been better with something like this
>>75887885
so they can rebrand in 5 years for extra shekels
What's his name again?
>>75887885
if their actual hockey helmets looked like that, then we're talking
>>75887934
>Not untugging your jersey
Why
>>75887934
draicarrymcdavid
if virtanen was on team binland they'd win gold
>>75887934
Leon Draisaitl
>>75887885
Why did they make the team so shitty?
>golden knights
Dumb ass name, shit colors and dumb logo to boot
>>75887976
At taking penalties, maybe.
>>75887976
For how long can he skate without losing his breath though?
>>75887992
Leon is not a good kraut name desu
http://www.iihfworlds2017.com/en/news/lundqvist-returns-for-sweden/
Do you think this man choked on purpose so he can play for Sweden? Obviously Euros don't give a fuck about NHL/Stanley Cup since they're not from North America.
>>75887094
Please win tonight so at least one good guy team has won this round
>>75887976
you mean lärvinen?
>>75888008
he's not fat any more, he's pretty skinny now
probably because of drug use
>>75888126
Is that you?
>>75887970
Wayne Gretzky tucked his jersey in, and now every half-good autist is copying him, including a bunch of maple leafs and oilels
>>75888146
me on the left on the floor
*blocks your path*
2-2 lel
>Canada's scraps in charge of holding a lead
>it's a canada chokes edition
fuck this country
its happening
>>75887533
>>75887578
I told you Suomi guy, the most dangerous lead.
If I don't get 10 (You)'s, im calling up my boy Guy and telling him to un-trap.
>Canadian goal tending
We going to rival the fins.
>canadian goaltending
>Canada
SUISSE
why do we have shit canadian goaltending?
where are the good ones?
why is price not playing, is he a fag?
Why the fuck is Picard in net? Is that the best we could do? I know Holtby and Price think they're above the IIHF, but surely we could scrouge up someone better than a 28-44 backup-tier goaler.
>>75888321
>>75888336
>Canadian goaltending
>>75888336
i understand holtby not playing since he's fucking shit and just got eliminated
price has no reason not playing other than the fact he's a chug and not an actual canadian
hockey is so boring
>>75888421
literally hitler tier comment
>>75888390
>he's a chug and not an actual canadian
Says the invader on the unceded territories of the Squamish-Musqueam first nations.
simmonds chimping
>>75888494
fucking nigger
get your nigger in line
>>75888554
I'm not one of Canada' first peoples, I'm of our second wave natives (anglo-french). But you should pay more respect to our aboriginal friends, Price and Gaudreau are good hockey players.
>>75888595
Gaudreau is Native?
Is he Metis?
>struggling with a Swiss team missing Josi, Weber, Fiala, Streit, Nino, and Nico
lmao
Is it just me or is the IIHF rink bigger?
>>75888632
it's probably just you making excuses
>>75888632
Compared to NHL rinks? Yes it's wider.
There's a diversity quota nog in leaf team?
>>75888632
it's 5 m wider
>>75888632
Are you retarded?
Have you never watched the olympics?
>>75888683
goddamn
>>75888630
If I was going to make the best Canadian team possible, I wouldn't have a single player apart from Schiefele, MacKinnon and Vlasic from the IIHF team
>>75888632
>Canadian hockey knowledge
wow..
>>75888721
even without your best players you have a roster full of NHL first liners while Switzerland is icing literally whos
>Giroux
>This is the best player on the Cryers' roster
>>75888630
Weber is Canadian, lad.
>>75888768
>implications
everyone knows it's gigganigga
>>75879000
Oh damn
>>75888756
>full of NHL first liners
On teams that finish with the worst records
>HOCK-KEY
>HOCK-KEY
>HOCK-KEY
gay chant
SUISSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>75888803
And the Swiss players can't even make those teams. Not helping your argument here, lmao
>dickard
>>75888772
>Yannick Weber
>Canadian
Korean hockey knowledge
>Canada
>hockey nation
laughing_girls.jpg
WHAT THE
>>75879000
thanks binlan man
BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75888595
>Aboriginal friends
You mean those people that have been continuously given extensive opportunity to succeed yet fail at every step? The group of substance abusers that can only drink, take our tax dollars, and commit crime? It is funny that you bring up Squamish, that is one of the wealthiest bands in Canada that sell their land for dozens of millions YET you still want my sympathies? No.
Fuck you.
Idk why Kippers, a Chinese chick, though is bringing the banter.
kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
>cucknada
>>75888848
>>75888848
>>75888848
new/ny/uutiset
>>75879000
Kek is so strong it's boring.
HMMMMMMM
how is this fair!?
>>75888826
You talk like Swiss is a bad hockey team when they are infact top 5 hockey country.
SUISSE!!!!
U
I
S
S
E
>>75888864
canada
usa
russia
czech
suisse
checks out
>>75879000
based finlan
Good thing Hockey Canada picked up the dead last NHL team's back up goalie, I was scared we might have actually been competitive this year
>>75888864
Their current roster is very bad because all their good players are not playing. This is not hard to understand.
Might as well pack it up and go home. Why even participate if we can't even win against the Swedish.
2013 repeat confirmed
>>75888978
This
>>75882386
can we just pretend it never happened