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OFFICIAL MANCHESTER CITY VS. LEICESTER CITY UNOFFICIAL POST-PRE-MATCH

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KO: 12:30
or in 1 bong 10 bings if you live in an irrelevant timezone

Pep and Shakespeare manage 2 of the last 3 Cadbury's Premier League champions in this clash.
City look to leapfrog Liverpool and cement a top 4 spot with their game in hand with either a win or draw while Leicester could jump to the fabled 8th place, just below the Everton line

Reported injuries
MCFC: Gundam, Bravo while aguero and stones are doubts
LCFC: Drinky, Mendy, Morgany, Molla Wague(who the fuck) while EB Bob Hooth is a doubt
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Is Shakespeare the next goat manager?
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>>75876772
First for anime is trash
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>>75876798
Yes, this generation's SAF
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oh and its Yayas birthday too
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lads

LADS

>poop
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City : Caballero, Fernandinho, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Clichy, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, Silva, Sterling, Sane, Gabriel Jesus

>Subs : Gunn, Aguero, Nolito, Zabaleta, Fernando, Kolarov, Navas

Leicester : Schmeichel (c), Simpson, Benalouane, Fuchs, Chilwell, Mahrez, Ndidi, King, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy

>Subs: Zieler, Musa, Amartey, Kapustka, Slimani, Gray, Wasilewski.
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>yfw both City and Arse catch and pass Liverpool
City will go into 3rd if they win, Arse will be 1 point if they win.
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>>75876819
>caves into players' demands
>next SAF
how about no
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>tfw have to wait another summer before dutch bro comes back

I enjoy his shitposting desu
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Post Bobby Hoof
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Come on Leicester! Arsenal and Liverpool should be in the UCL Man City are a nothing club
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>>75876985
he will instantly popped up when city score and spamming >sp
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>>75876985
Just go on Reddit if you miss him so much, he's over there complaining about Poop
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>>75876985
He'll be sure to remind us how city are gonna win the quadruple as soon as this season ends
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>Leicester end the season 2 spots behind United

Wew lad
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> Jesus is the next Messi
> everyone forgetting Brazilians self-destruct the moment they reach the top
> choosing a kid over Sergio "Kun" Aguero

Cunts fucked
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>>75877086
He's better than Aguero
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>>75876985
He'll be here when City spend 70 million on some mediocre player when the transfer window opens.
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>>75877086
>Caballero

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75877096
A fit Aguero makes the premier 30's club easily. He should be given the chance next season, there's plenty of room for 2 strikers in a title chasing team in 3+ competitions.
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>>75877086
>1 english player in the entire matchday 18
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>>75876979
>literally organized an internal coup by controlling the players
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>>75877086
>Toure holding midfielder
Let's see how this goes
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>>75877086
is stones injured or has he been dropped from the bench?
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>>75877173
They always move Fernandinho into the center when they pin them back with possession so he's only at RB for some of the time. Like when they did the inverted fullbacks.
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>>75877086
You now remember Nolito
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>>75877202
played like 100 minutes in 2017, he should have joined barcelona
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4-2 confirmed.
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>>75877234

>100 mins in 5.5 months

i hate Guardiola. he is such unlikeable character. him and post-Madrid Mou are both cancer.
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>>75877234
Could've been the next Pedro...except without all the La Masia
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who cares chelsea already won the league
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>>75877256
That's what the EPL does to a manager.
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Gabriel's English is better than his Portuguese.
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>>75877257
>except without all the La Masia
nolito was a barcelona youth player, think he played under luis enrique in barcelona b team
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>>75877117
2. Despite his first name, Gunn's an England youth international.
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>>75877283
That's who I meant.

>sterling
>english
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They're showing this on Sky One as well today if you don't have Sky Sports.
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Man City wouldn't be dumb enough to play a high line again, would they?
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>it's been half a decade to the day since pic related
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>>75877324
Poops defence should be more organized with Kompany back
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>>75877086
>clichy
>kompany

they're going to concede, aren't they?
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>>75877371
He should go with a matte fiber, the Nazi comb over just makes him look more Iranian.
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>>75877328
Yep, one of the worst days in sport with a plastic team buying the league. Yet still needing an injury time goal against a team with Fucking Shaun Derry and Anton Ferdinand in it.
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>>75877324
at least no john pebbles to make blunder
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>>75877273
will neymar ever learn to speak first world?
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>>75877392
>there are people who genuinely and unironically rate that goal as the best title winning moment ever
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>>75877401
> why don't all soccer plays speak American, baka.
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>>75877415
Name one that's more emotional and monumentous.
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AQUEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75877439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFo1eyWbTtc

The objective GOAT.
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>>75877439
HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDD
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>>75877328
>We shouldn't have let them scored.
Now it's something >we have to live with forever now.
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>>75877439
Arsenal cucking Liverpool out of the league at their home ground in the last minute of the game. With the added payback bonus that it came a month after all those Liverpool fans murdered each other at Hillsborough.
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>>75877493
the good thing is that barely anyone gives a shit about it
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> Fuchs at centre half

What is this meme?
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>zero (trophies) this season

LMAO how is the dutchfag holding up?
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what is the best thing you have bought recently? own? im thinking about buying a coffee machine
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>>75876820
remember when his brother died and he was all sad but everyone just thought he was being pissy about not getting any birthday cake? good times
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>>75877558
His brother died a month after the birthday cake drama.
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>>75877558
kolo is alive and well mate
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Christ, Sky love sucking Man City's dick.
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>fernandinho right-back
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> Blue vs Blue
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>>75877625
They don't like their mighty Poop getting exposed.
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>Dark Blue vs Light Blue shirts

My eyes are gonna burn after 90 mins
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>all these empty seats

christ
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Is Pep being exposed by 4-4-2 again?
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>>75877661
>>75877642

I don't think Leicester like wearing their red kit anymore. They kept swapping their home and away shorts and socks in away games just so they didn't have to wear red.

Unlucky colour for them now.
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>>75877661
there's massive contrast between the two of them, are you colourblind or something?
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This thread is so fucking dead.
Where all the /lifelongs/ at?
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>>75877711
manc match thread are alwasys dead
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>>75877711
/r/chelsea
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>>75877706
Nah not colorblind, just find it annoying
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>these NBC commentators talking absolute shite
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pep will unironically lsoe this. watch my anonymous prediction come true.
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the EPL gets their knickers in a twist about such minor details when it comes to kit clashes

yet let two teams play in all blue at the same time
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Can we just make it a rule that city gets relegated
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YOUR GROUND'S TOO BIG FOR YOU
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>>75877711
It's 12:40, what do you expect?
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>>75877747
the main commentator, who does quite a bit of bt commentary too, is fucking dire
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>>75877747
Who are these guys they aren't the normal nbc guys and they are fucking awful
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> Your ground's too big for you

LOL
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>LEICESTER MADE IT HIGHER IN CL THAN MAN SHITTY
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>>75877791
and arselel
and spuds
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>>75877796
Spurs were in UCL this year?
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>>75877796
b-but muh pep
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>>75877824
amazingly yes, they left very quickly because they wanted to concentrate on finishing 2nd
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>outsung by away fans
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>>75877824
>finishing below neverkusen
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>>75877839
pretty easy to do when there aren't any home fans tbf
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Based Schmeichel

I dont understand why United fans snob him and want meme foreign league keepers if De Gea leaves
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>>75877839
Where the fuck do you watch?
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>>75877877
Try https://soccerstreams.net/
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era goal kick
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>garth crooks doing a history of spurs/white hart lane montage on football focus
>lists some notable managers in the voice-over
>calls pochettino "pottachino"
why did no one call him a mong and make him record it again?
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>sane
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>both teams wearing blue

What the fuck man
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holy shit what a pass from schmeichel
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>>75877905
cos nobody watches football focus
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>all these man city players being forgiven from yellow cards
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>>75877905
because that's racist
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>>75877918
It's not that bad. Worst is when it's red and green, but then that's because I'm colourblind.
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> Obstruction = Protecting the ball

Commentators were a mistake
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Wow Schemeichel distribution
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>>75877925
footy focus in bed with a cup of tea is apex comfy lad
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Amazing how many City """""""""""fans"""""""""""" fuck off when there isn't any silverware at steak. State of all those empty seats.
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Is Sane better than Rashford?
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owt happened yet?
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>>75877977
>steak
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>>75877946
Personally, I kind of hate how defenders are allowed to obstruct the striker from getting to the ball and let it roll out.
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>>75877889
>latvia vs usa live
Hmmm. Still trying
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>>75877977
>steak
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>>75877977
>joint
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>>75877980
yeah, yer mam flashed her mucky minge at the camera
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>>75877984
>>75877994
>these pakis thinking they know English
Stake = the food
Steak = what I'm on about
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Believe me, leicester will never win cl now with Ranieri curse.
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>>75877711
Here la
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>>75878013
That's some of the worst shitposting I've seen all weak.
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>>75877977
Too early to have steak la
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What happened
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based david
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>>75878014
Ranieri was an old fraud that won through Shakes' talent
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>>75877977
haha you made a mistake la
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> Long John Silver
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I want silva to fuck off but he keep performing.
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How mad would it be if someone finished ahead of chelse AFTER they had already been given the trophy
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refball
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>Premier League linesmen

Video technology when
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sterling plz
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>arabs getting refball in their favour yet again
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REFBALL
E
F
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>>75878054
It wouldn't be the first time it happened.
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>needing refball to beat leicester at home
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>>75878054
I don't think you know how this works.
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fucking sterling is a dumb cunt
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why is sterling so retarded?
pretty much never makes good decisions
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>>75878029

>Rump steak

May as well eat a pair of old boots
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He was fucking onside
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as soon as he goes for the ball, he is offside, touch is inconsequential
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>OFFSIDE
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lmao that dive
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>>75878054
That would be quite the kerfuffle
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silva babbies
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Thought he looked onside, in line at least
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>poop getting refball
is this la liga
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Oh look that was a clear penalty and Leicester aren't whining for a pen to be given to make sure the rules are applied properly
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>>75878054
but city already won the title in september, what are you on about
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Man City scored? lmao, didn't even notice
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BENULTY
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>Shakespoyes

sack when?
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fuck city
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reffball, that's not penalty
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>>75878110
>Poorfag with a delayed stream
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>tunisian defending
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Based Sane raining fantasy points for me
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What a retard. Game over.
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>>75878166
Post timer desu
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>>75878160
fuck you
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>playing a tunisian CB

Aight games over

GG
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Glad this Shakespeare meme finally dead
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ndidi is kind of shit desu
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>Hay-sus

What a shitty tackle desu
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>>75878068
What about points deductions etc?

Dumb tree person.
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Toure giving up a birthday goal to unlock Gabriel Jesus's final form
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Well this game sucked.

At least the F1 is on instead
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>>75877889
buffstream works

>>75877918
Wait, why is this allowed?
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>leicester squad depth
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>75878214
has played really well in a few games but has been pretty bad in others

he's also playing in a two man midfield with andy king
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>early kickoff game already over in first half
really hate this episode
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>Name is Jesus
>Plays for an Arab club

Hmmmmmm
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>>75878268
jesus was an arab
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>>75878230
>f1
heh.. worse than straya v8
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>>75878268
arab country too mate
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>Not being able to tell the difference between different shades of blue

Autism.
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white people btfo
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BLOOTER
L
O
O
T
E
R
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OKASAKIIIIIIIIIIIII
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GET IN LADS
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wtf okazaki
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WALK ON
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[waking up noises]

MORNING, /sp/!!!

What's for breakfast, then?, also,

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[etc]
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OI JAP
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>>75878268
pic related
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O-K-A-S-A-K-I
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GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT GET IN THE ROBOT
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>>75878219
>tfw you naturally recognize that one butthurt manure customer who makes sure to mention how irrelevant city and how empty their stadium
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What a beauty.
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

BASED JAPS
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9/10 volley
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GET IN THE FUCKING NET SHINJI
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>poop
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>sky sports commentators think Sterling had to have touched the ball to have interfered with play

I'm sick of commentators and pundits not knowing the rules of football. On Tuesday night during the Juve - Monaco game Steve McManaman repeatedly demonstrated that he didn't understand the away goals rule.
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What a goal
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>>75877977

t.born after the 1990s

You fucking worm
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Based muh workrate jap
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E X P O O S E D
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tyb shinji (p^-^)p
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Mahrez is playing?
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le cheeky chip shop man
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>>75878300
this
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>the brown
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Clearly Shinji practice a whole lot after this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvQBAcRZfCQ
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>>75878378
Are you the fuckingmachine guy or the notahoneypot guy?
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EXPOSURE INCOMING

GOATKAZAKI
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City are apparently working on a secret big money transfer this summer.

I'm guessing Verratti.
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What is Arabtec?
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>>75878413
Bakayoko for £90m
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>>75877551
>english wimin
LOL
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>>75878413
City have a fuckload more liquid cash than expected because UEFA had to repay their FFP fines after they were found to be illegal
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help lads, i cant close this
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>>75878413
Mandzukic 50% off
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Is mahrez allergic to passing
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>>75878442
Click play you idiot.
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>>75878427
Nah he is Conte's replacement for Matic.
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>>75878413
>>75878427
Denis Alibec for 40m
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>>75878413
Florentin Pogba
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>>75878442
ransomware desu
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>>75878442
No
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>>75878413
Giving Yaya 10 million a week
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>>75878413
Walker 40M
Shaw 25M
Fabinho 59M
Valdes 15M
Van dijk 55M
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>>75878439
dont know man, id raw dog the 3rd one while i choke the shit out of her missionary style
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>>75878379
>japanese volleying
>>75878404
latter
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when did leicester get to the pl?
where is balotelli?
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>>75878413
>from an irrelevant club to another
God I hope not, he already wasted the first half of his career
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>>75878488
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>ctrl+f web

Nice to see you customers and lifelong are hard at work.
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>>75878493
the same year they won the league
nobody knows or cares lol, probably living in some hotel in Dubai
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>>75878492
Based. But actually that is definatelyahoneypot right?
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Walker, Sanchez, that defender from Monaco, who else are they actually signing? Swap Bravo for Ter Stegen and 40mil?
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Acerbi and Brahimi in the summer and a new right back. Who can stop >us from winning the league again?
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How the fuck is Sterling not affecting play?
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Has Aguero recovered from the brain damage he sustained in the derby?
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>giving a fuck about the league when the Champion has already been decided

Why?
>for the billionth time
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>>75878560
If by Dubai you mean Nice, then yes. Same amount of arabs.
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>>75878574
> beating Conte, Guardiola, Mourinho & Klopp with a nobody manager.

Leagues too competitive now for a relegation team to win. My bets on Crystal palacr tho.
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How many slags is Alan Pardew going to pick up tonight?
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the effect of arab money
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>>75878563
no, it's the official UEFA stream
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At the game lads

Is there a more underrated player than David Silva?
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>>75878613
>Caring about any other club other than your own.
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>>75878512
>>75878512
>>75878512
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>>75878647

Quite a few, 2bh
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How bad will liverslip flop next season? They can barely make top 4 and they had no europe
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>>75878647
any beers or pukka pies?
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>>75878647
literally every pundit and journo talks about how good he is you mong
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>>75878613
Unlike commie American sports there's actually shit to play for in football leagues other that the title.

I can't imagine how fucking dull the NFL, for example, is when your team isn't competing at the top of the table by the end of the season. You don't even have relegation and teams are actually REWARDED for finishing last. Your sports and formats are a disaster.
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>>75878692
8th
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>>75878654
complete Poop, Tuchel is the most authoritarian coach in europe at the moment is literally about to get fired because he bullied some young turk roach too much.
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>>75878625
Says you. The Algerian front three is going to be the Premier League's MSN
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>>75878725

I'm sorry, I lost you the "Un-" part..
>crazy half-Mongols Anglos globe trotters
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>>75878692
Flopp reportedly will have a budget of 150m to spend this summer.
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>>75878647
>At the game lads

What game would that be? From the crowd I'm guessing you're at some provincial league one ground.
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>>75878647
Please take pics of stadium food.
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LE LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN LADS MAD LAD ROAD TRIP

WHAT WHACKY ADVENTURES WILL THEY GET UP TO THIS WEEK

OHHHH WHAT A FEELING WHEN WERE DANCING ON THE CIELING

fuck off
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>>75878768
He'll probably try to sell 160m worth of players for that net spend trophy
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>>75878773
Half time you mong

>>75878693
My mate is down in the concourse getting the pints in. Already had a couple of cheeky joints

>>75878717
One player of the month award in his entire City career. Possibly never been in a PFA team of the year either. Even worse than when Kyle Walker won Young Player of the Year over Aguero
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Wow traffic must be really bad today, some of the City fans still haven't arrived :^)
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>>75878785
what's the matter lad? too much banter for you?
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>>75878739
>The Algerian front three is going to be the Premier League's MSN
>being this deluded
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>>75878849
pop some veins and die plz
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Imagine having so little going on in your life that you pay money to go and watch a meaningless game at the end of the season. Sad!
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>>75878750
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>>75878849


I larfed, but I'm now sure why =\
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>>75878811
>One player of the month award in his entire City career

Messi only has 2 player of the month awards in his entire career. Stop using stupid metrics. Everyone rates Silva.
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>>75878785
their US road trip was hilarioua
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Oh look, Kompany stepping out of defence to make a yellow card challenge.

Never seen that before :)
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shitbrighton tho
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>>75878969
i bet he won't even injure his calf within the next 10 minutes
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>>75878969
>people STILL think kompany is good
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>>75879011
Who does?
never met one on here
>serious, anyhow
>>
>>75879011
But he has a really good rating in FIFA, of course he's good.
>>
>>75878725
Absolutely rekt
>>
>>75879090
nope

Gotta have cliff hangers at the end of every season, and promotion is un-Ameriburger
Otherwise [something unintelligible Goodel said]
>>
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ffs leicester
>>
How well will Yaya be remembered in PL standards? He's leaving this summer.

Scholes-Vieira-Keane tier? Or just Gerrard-tier?
>>
>>75879228
a decent player
>>
>>75879228
a quality player
>>
>>75879228
a player
>>
>>75879174
What are you even trying to say with this post?
>>
>>75879228

A shit Veron
>>
>>75879228
>keane over gerrard

also below all those tiers

like maybe ballack tier
>>
>>75879228
a beast
>>
>>75879228
a lazy player who is lucky that midfields aren't a thing in epl
>>
>>75879257

>asking an American to explain something in English

=\
>>
Would love to drill two big holes in Jesus' knees desu
>>
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>>75879261
>he thinks Stephen Gerald was better than Keane
>>
>>75879228
I'll remember him as a fucking bitch
>>
>>75879279
fookin 'ell la
>>
Wow no card again
>>
>>75879287
keane was just the potato gattuso
>>
>>75879279
How about nails through his hands?

L E L lmao hehe #savagebants
E
L
>>
red card pld
>>
my 8 year old son turned to me and said 'daddy, why are manchester city allowed to cheat and not get punished'? what am I supposed to say to him?
>>
Fernandinho was a gud boy who never got red carded and never hurt anybody before this season.
>>
>>75879228
A non-dabbing Pogba
>>
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>man shitty refballing lester

Fucking disgusting
>>
>>75879348
fucking this
>>
Why did he have his arms up? Albrighton's face looks proper nasty.
>>
>>75879342
Dab respectfully towards him.
>>
>>75879339
that's blasphemous
>>
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Might stop supporting Leicester 2bh
>>
>>75879342


don't talk to him or his son or his son's son every again
>>
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>>75879174
You what?
>>
>>75879348
kek
>>
>>75879344
pep has turned him into punished fernandinho
>>
holy fuck Albrighton's eye!
>>
>>75879342

Tell him to ask your bull about it.
>>
goddamn the 3pm kick offs are appalling
>>
Holy fuck Mahrez is shit.
>>
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Im at the game
>>
>>75879342
Offer him some Arab money to make everything better.
>>
>>75879344

Cheating is key to the cruyff feat. pep philosophy
>>
Serves albrighton right, he elbowed the shit out of jesus earlier and tried to act innocent
>>
>>75879427
> ABLs still exist

Pathetic.
>>
>>75879411
lmao
>>
>>75879427

Jesus deserves an elbow, he's a complete faggot.
>>
>>75879411
so you're that fuck behind me
>>
>>75879411
Record turnout
>>
>>75879405
red bull vs buyern in 30 mins
>>
>>75879433
nobody mentioned liverpool
>>
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>>75879440
>>
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Has Pep Guardiola, dare I say it, finally cracked English football?
>>
Remember when Jesus was the hot new shit? What the fuck happened to him?
>>
>>75879405
3pm kickoffs are absolutely worthless in the last couple months of the season. All the important games are on TV.
>>
>>75879457
PL titles:
Leicester: 1
Liverpool:0
>>
>>75879342
Consult your wife husband.
>>
>>75879456
Why would you watch plastics vs buyernwinslol when you can watch >Schalke vs HIV?
>>
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>>75879467

Tell me you don't want to punch this face
>>
>>75879457
Nobody mentioned ABLiverpools
>>
>Jesus' number is 33

Wew
>>
>>75879480
busy scoring and being a better prospect than pulishit
>>
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You now remember Elano
>>
>>75879493
literally Hamilton with a better hairline
>>
Is Fuchs actually a bit of a dick? He came across as a bit of a knobhead in that situation with Jesus.

>>75879493
kek desu
>>
>>75879535
Christians don't like Jews
>>
LEL

KEK

CLICHY'S ANKLES STATUS: B R O K EN
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POOP
O
O
P

EXXXXXXXPOOOOOOOSSSSEEEDDDDDD
>>
>>75879477
He's cracked narrowly beating teams that have nothing to play for.

For such genius and insight he's paid £20m a season. We are truly privileged to live in The Era of Pep.
>>
>>75879406
>(Me)
>>
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I have a bet on both teams to score draw
>>
PENULTY
>>
>>75879411
>FIFA 12
>>
>>75877386
just as i said
>>
>Clishit

Good job you fucknut.
>>
Been a while since Leicester penalty
>>
now THIS is refball
>>
ERA
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>city
>>
PENULDY
>>
lel
>>
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>>75879567
I am cursed
>>
Imagine being THIS obviously on the City payroll
>>
>score penalty
>disallowed
really really really really makes you think
>>
>foxes
>>
WHAT
>>
HE FUCKING SLIPPED AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>'he does have a hit-or-miss record with penalty kicks'
>flashes up image showing his 100% record
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>>
LE SLIP
>>
TOPKEK MAHREZ SLIPPYFOOT
>>
>THE CITY OF ALGERIAN PENALTY-TAKING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>POOP
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>
>SHITREZ
Fucking mong.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
OH FUCKOFF REFEREE
>>
ABSOLUTELY

OBSCENE

REFBALL
>>
BASED DOUBLE TOUCH RULE
>>
Why the fuck does Mahrez take penalties?
>>
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arsenal will finish in the top 4
>>
what
>>
>glitchy
>>
>Not given for two touches
That never happens, ever
>>
Mahrez is fucking dogshit.

Get rid please. Why the fuck is he taking penalties?!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
WHAT THE FACK
>>
>2 touches
hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

SEETHING
>>
why are muslims so shit at pens?
>>
blunder of the season?
>>
R A R E
A
R
E
>>
>This BLATANT refball
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>
is kevin de bruyne just the ginger marc albrighton?
>>
no idea why mahrez is still on penalties, he is fucking shit at them
>>
REFBABBIES
>>
>mares
>>
>>75879640
because you only need one touch if you are not a moron
>>
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MAHREZ YOU DUMBFUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75879561
>>75879566
>>75879567
>>75879590
Bad posts

>>75879612
Great post
>>
>>75879660
Learn the rules you retard.
>>
>>75879646

scored his last 5 m8
>>
>>75879640
But since Greaseman did it last wednesday, it's on every ref's minds.
>>
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>>75879637
nevermind
>>
RIYAD 'TWO TOUCH' MAHREZ
RIYAD 'THE BALL MOLESTER OF LEICESTER' MAHREZ
>>
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>this absolute disgrace of a match
>>
Never even heard of this rule before today
>>
>>75879668
Griezmann scored the exact same way a few days ago and it was allowed
>>
>>75879614
Same thing happened here kek

>"he's not the most liable penalty taker, Riyad Mahrez"
>show his 100% penalty record
>>
Can see see that, after city players complain. Can't see a player get forearmed in the face with a punching motion. Ok
>>
>>75879665

Leicester have to make allowances for Mahrez otherwise he'll leave for Barcelona, he's world class remember
>>
> No retake

Refball.
>>
marc 'killin' all the brazilians' albrighton
>>
As soon as a player does that slow stuttery meme walk up, I know they're probably going to miss.
>>
>>75879676
>t. Shitty fan
You can't win a game without some mook official holding your hand.
>>
I guess reff from Real - Atletico match didn't know about that rule
>>
Albrighton's not eve a good thug
>>
>>75879692
They literally JUST made it up to refball city into top 4
>>
>vardy, slimani, albrighton on
>let mahrez take penalty

fucking shake spear
>>
>>75879692
well you can't take more than one touch at a penalty,e.g. you can't dribble towards the goal with the ball
>>
>Mahrez is so fucking greedy that he even takes two touches from a penalty
>>
Surely Slimani has to come on?
>>
sell mahrez
>>
How many more years has Vardy got in him?
>>
>>75879702
> Mahrez otherwise he'll leave for Barcelona

I hope he does go, he's fucking awful. Like having 10 men
>>
>tfw there were some high profile teams after Mahrez

lel, glad the faggot stayed to be exposed as a one season shitter
>>
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>this bummer of a match

..Like, ...
>>
>>75879711
What the fuck is your problem?
>>
>>75879724
They tried this in Murrica once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJEnwi7otu0
>>
>coach is Shakespeare
>Game ends in tragedy
>>
>>75879702
i really don't know why he wasn't taken off them last season when he missed two in a row

both vardy and slimani have scored them since
>>
>stutter run up

JUST CUNT IT
>>
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>>75879761
Have a smug dab
>>
>>75879731
About 8 days.
>>
>>75879731
He'll be playing into his late 30s easy.
>>
>>75879727
He is on
>>75879735
This. All this talk about Vardy being a one season wonder and Mahrez has been worse.
>>
Just as planned.

Pep truly is a visionary.
>>
>>75879761
Heh
>>
thicc
>>
>>75879776
it's so stupid
>>
>>75879710
especially memerhez, he's fucked these up before
>>
>>75879749
cannot believe the number of those that were saved, embarrassing desu

it only works in hockey because the goal is so small relative to the keeper
>>
it absolutely does not slip
*slips*
>>
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>>
>>75879710
>>75879776
This

Pelle and Zaza anyone
>>
>>75879731
Vardy has retard strength, he'll be just as fast for at least three years
>>
FA cannot allow their beloved poop finished below top 4
>>
>>75879808
Because he's too big for Leicester.
>>
Does Aguero still not speak English?
>>
Liverpool would have benefitted hugely from City dropping points here.
>>
>>75879844
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
>>
>>75879790
Vardy has been awesome since Ranieri buggered off. Mahrez has been consistantly shit every game. He just scores a good goal every 15 games, so that warrants him a starting place for some reason.
>>
>>75879838
>Aguero will never speak English like Jaap Stam
>>
>>75879837
That's a interesting strategy. Play like shit so a big club buys you.
>>
Why don't the bad guys ever win clean?
>>
>>75879844
rly maek u tink
>>
>>75879838
Que?
>>
>>75879838
No but since coming to England he has become fluent in arabic
>>
>been in Spain for the last week
>watching Spanish football highlights
>beautiful goals everywhere

>come back to Englel
>slippyfoot hoofball everywhere

Topkek at English football "fans". Shame on you.
>>
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>giving a player MotM because it's his birthday
>>
>>75879860
because then they wouldnt be the bad guys
>>
>>75879844
a slip fucks liverpool up, whod have thunk
>>
>>75879862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWvevjboEs
>>
>>75879878
Proxy off, Juan Pablo Rodriguez Alcarón
>>
>>75879822

>22

top kek
>>
>>75877415
I rate it because I enjoyed seeing city shit on united's title winning streak that day.
>>
>>75879878
Because they can't defend lmao
>>
>>75879853
>Vardy has been awesome since Ranieri buggered off

Interestingly Chelsea started to play well once they got Mou sacked. It's like they refuse to play for the manager because he's dared to question them. Both Chelsea and Leicester are made up of scum players.
>>
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>>75879896
>*goes back to mowing the lawns of retired English expats*
>>
>>75879903
>title winning streak
A streak of one title (10/11).
>>
>>75879731
Vardy is the new Defoe.
>>
Glad I didnt watch the second half
>>
>>75879908
no, ranieri just went mental and changed everything tactically
>>
>7 added minutes

This truly is a meme match.
>>
7 LMAO
>>
>+7 mins
wtf
>>
>>75879908
No, Ranieri told him not to press as high up the field and the midfield to sit further back.
>>
>>75879929
Hope so.
>>
>>75879908
You're a fucking retard. Vardy was told to NOT god forward under Ranieri's autistic tactics. I seen it with my own eyes every game.
>>
>>75879844
Yep. Hope that worthless piece of retard shit Mahrez kills himself.
>>
>>75879878
>Beautiful goals

Because the defenders and goalkeeepers are shit you fucking momo. As long as it's on target, regardless of distance, it's likely to go in. I can't wait until you spastics are banned from this country.
>>
First time posting this, but fucking based Otamendi. That block was insane
>>
>>75879931
>>75879940
>>75879945
That shouldn't disqualify the players from not bothering to play though.
>>
incoming goal at >96
>>
>>75879949
otamendi has unironically been city's best CB this season
>>
REAL DRAMA IN THE FINAL MINUTES
>>
>>75879953
vardy was bothered, he made more sprints per game on average than last season (or some similar stat)
>>
>>75879908
t. claudio
>>
>>75879940
>>75879931
>>75879945
>All these mad customers

Alright then, it was just pure coincidence.
>>
>>75879953

You live in some weird fantasy land. You voting Lib Dems next month?
>>
>taking away that Mahrez penalty

It's that kind of disillusionment and alienation that's turning impressionable young Muslim men towards ISIS.
>>
>>75879955
Checked
>>
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>>75879948
"It's because the goalkeeping/defending is shit"
>*Spanish team proceeds to beat EPL losers in the Champions League*
>>
>>75879968
>have no idea what you are talking about
>lose argument
>call everyone a customer

classic
>>
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PULL IT BACK NOT BLAST IT INTO THE 6 YARD AREA REEEEE FUCKING ARAB
>>
will this game end today?
>>
>>75876772
>muslims
>too dumb to take a simple penalty

KEK
>>
where's the gif/webm of the penalty lads?
>>
>>75879970
>completely off topic ad hominem
Great to see you have no argument.
>>
>>75879988

Depends how many timeouts they take
>>
>>75879935
>>75879937
>>75879938

Lucky 7s.
>>
>35 million for a genetically modified mahrez
>>
>93 minutes in
>yaya is running to make tackels
>>
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>le timewastingball
>>
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>>75879973
>>
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>>
>Peep buying refs
>>
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Here's your MOTM
>>
>>75879999
>>75880000
Woah
>>
jesus is nowhere near as good as city make out he is
>>
>>75880016
>mad paki
>>
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Fun fact: The longest football match in history lasted a bretty long time
>>
Traffic must be terrible in Manchester today.
>>
>>75880026
he's 19.
>>
>>75880026
No player is good these days
>>
>A slip benefited city
It's destiny.
>>
The absolute state of this referee
>>
>>75879973
kek
>>
Oh look, another game ruined by dire officiating.

Video technology when?
>>
>>75880026

It doesn't matter, a two legged donkey could get goals if they played up front for city.
>>
>>75880063
Next season in most top leagues.
>>
>player bumps into keeper
>it's a foul

>Tuesday night
>Buffon comes off his line to punch Falcao in the fucking head
>perfectly ok
>>
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>>75879973
>>
>booby madley
>>
Schmeichel goal here
>>
>>75880074
Keepers have extra protections because they're fucking keepers you nonce
>>
you can tell just by looking at him that bobby madley is almost definitely an insufferable cunt
>>
>>75880074
gotta protect the keepers innit
>>
>99 minutes
>>
/3pm/: >>75879895
>>
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>>75880033

everyone was trying to get their spice in before the game
>>
>Guardiola shakes the 4th official's hand first

HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MAKES
YOU

T H I N K
>>
BASED KOMPANY
>>
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>all those empty seats

Lel. How fucking plastic can a club be
>>
>>75880101
Thanks laddy
>>
Pep is such a passive-aggressive cunt.
>>
git gud manure customers
>>
>Pep instantly shaking referee

OH HOOOOOO
>>
>>75880092
Looks like every other power tripping no-mark that you meet in any business in a position of unwarranted authority.
>>
>>75880091
Great argument.

>keepers can commit obvious fouls because of... reasons
>>
>>75880151
Keepers are allowed to go for the ball with their hands

Outfield players aren't

If a keeper elbows someone he was going for the ball
If an outfield player elbows someone he was going for the man
>>
> Another missed Mahrez penalty costs Leicester a point

Is it 2015/16 again? lol
>>
Football should be extended to 100 minutes more often
>>
>>75880185
Players are allowed to use their feet. But if they miss the ball and take out a player then it's a foul. Keepers with their hands should be no different.
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