www.mlb.com
>whos
1 S T R O S
Royals
losedians
>>75873021
To be fair I watch the Texans and no one has ever claimed I don't actually do that
>>75873045
>inc. sweep
is this the MARINERS! thread?
>yask
*twirls in rage*
>2011-2013 literally no astro fan in sight only time astros have a gamethread is if they are rags fans posting all the time being made by the other team
>2014 still no astro fans in sight but still rags fans
>2015 astro fans start posting a few times but are nowhere to be seen after june rags fans dwindle
>2016 astro fans start getting loud out of no where and die off in september except for a few rags fans virtually gone
>2017 the rags fans from last year are now astro tripfags
Rockies are done right????
>>75873079
>25 wins
>beat the Yankees two games in a row
Who can stop the stros?
first for WINNING sneks
>>75873071
All aboard the MARINYAS
Should I get a trip, senpai?
>>75873050
Fuckin want that shirt tho
>>75873073
Please never stop making these
>>75873094
Can't wait for the Dodgers to knock you down back to the basement.
>>75873079
Seriously dude you've never been to Texas if you honestly believe Dallas fans support ANY Houston team, or vice versa
They're literally nemesis
This Rockies meme lasted not even 40 days.
Another 5th straight division coming.
NLCS has already been clinched
WHY ARE THE SHOW SERVERS SO FUCKING SLOW ITS TAKING 5 MINUTES TO POST AN ITEM REEEEEEEE
It's over once again in the middle of May
don't look now the blue jays are crawling back into contention
>>75873102
Same
Don't have the spare cash to drop $25 on a T-shirt right now, but it's fantastic
>>75873150
I'm ready to see the interesting and novel ways the Dodgers blow it again. One of these days they'll get it right.
>>75873096
yes
and help me post anime girls every thread
>>75873188
I'll start generating one and building an image base right away!!
>>75873203
fantastic
excellent work marinyas
>>75873164
Gonna snag a few thanks senpai
what's wrong with the Giants this year?
>>75873249
Glad to help
Where the fuck did all these Astros fans come from?
>>75873272
bad pitching
bad fielding
bad bullpen
bad batting
bad coaching
bad baserunning
bad luck
bad injuries
bad farm team
better opponents
>>75873272
Bullpen didn't get any better despite dumping Cadillac and romo
Nobody can hit
Bumgarner is kill
Cueto back to his losing ways
Shark was a meme all along
that looks like a broken nose, nice throw barbato
>>75873290
Houston, presumably
>>75873321
So they're Mexican? Eww
>>75873311
Casilla*
Fucking autocorrect
>>75873326
Na we're black, and from Louisiana
>>75873326
ey gringo, we baseball now
>>75873290
casuals who finally caught on that the baseball team where they live is good so they are now posting
>>75873307
>bad pitching
agreed
>bad fielding
agreed
>bad bullpen
agreed
>bad batting
agreed
>bad coaching
agreed
>bad baserunning
agreed
>bad luck
agreed
>bad injuries
agreed
>bad farm team
agreed
>better opponents
debatable. NLW is shit
>>75873333
>>75873334
This desu
>>75873333
>>75873334
Its okay, I'm Mexican, too :p
Oh great Pirates. It's not bad enough your entire team is already shit, now give opposing fans a reason to hate you as well.
>>75873290
been here for quite a while, just too depressing to regularly post about my team for a couple years. it's just nice to be excited about them for once.
93mph right in the face, ouch
Post moe dodger girls pls.
>>75873362
plundered his nose i see
>>75873381
yeah
Id take a broken nose over a concussion though desu
commentators saying that theres a history of Pirates injuring Sneks, including breaking Goldy's hand a few years ago. Is there bad blood between these teams or is it just accidental?
>>75873362
Oh, man, that's gotta be one of the worst feelings in the world
Was it Chris Young that got his face broken by a poo holes line drive a few years back?
>>75873359
I've posted here since 2014 (when I actually had a reason with a GOAT April like this one) and 2015 with Tony Slipp. 2016 was just following from a distance and regretting almost clinching WS and getting BTFOd by some serious at-bats.
>>75873362
Webm with slomo when
Reminder that DG was right and the Mets were shit all along even in 2015.
>>75873407
its Clint Hurdle getting revenge on the d-backs for beating the rockies so many times and for being so bad in the 2007 NLCS that we swept you and had to wait 8 whole days for the Sox to win their series
>>75873412
Better to lurk than talk about irrelevant teams. You strosbros are alright imo. It must just be angry rangers faggots trying to stir up trouble.
>>75873430
Someone needs to make a webm of that Marlins chick shaking her titties the other day
>>75873407
Accidents, though the Snakes retaliated on the Goldy bean (which was just a bit inside that catch his finger when he didn't move his hands) by beaning McCutchen in the numbers and knocking him out a few weeks down the stretch when they were going for the division. I wouldn't be surprised if they bean him tomorrow, but Cutch is barely above the Mendozza line right now so it doesn't even matter.
>>75873464
Wide version pls
>>75873441
>pissboi was right
>>75873488
He's delusional, but not an idiot. I'm talking about the real pissboi and not a falseflagger.
>>75873311
Romo was literary their best bullpen arm lol they gained nothing from dumping him. They lost an above averageate inning arm.
>>75873340
It's debatable that the jints are NOT WORSE but equally good as the Los Angeles, Arizona, and Colorado? All three which are top 10 NL teams? Two of which are top 5.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>75873462
Thanks senpai
Better to not be like >rags and be good sports imho
>>75873086
>lose division after being the best team starting out again
>Who can stop the stros?
Yourselves
>>75873155
we're nothing if not consistent
>>75873462
>You strosbros are alright imo
not the way theyve been acting lately they are essentially the new >rags fans
>>75873614
That's true desu. Keuchel tried to play through an injury last year which cost us.
>>75873638
t. angry >rags fan
>>75873653
So that's why he wasn't performing as well? Didn't even know that. Glad to hear he's back to normal
>>75873664
Shrekt
>rags
We didn't want to keep losing.
Especially not against the Padres.
We wanted to break this sad losing streak.
But Miguel Gonzalez had different ideas tonight.
This is his fault.
>>75873667
Yeah, he even admitted recently that he never felt great last season and was just too competitive to admit it. Kinda irritating, but starting out 7-17 and not beating teams in your division isn't all one guy's fault.
I'm just glad hes back now. He's possibly even sharper and craftier than he was in 2015 tbqh.
>Have GOAT team
>Cant beat the shit out of the Cards with it
I'm kinda disappointed about that tbqh
>gallo has 12 home runs
Should we apologize?
>tfw no qt gf to flash a pitcher
https://youtu.be/zEgRvuDGdJs
>>75873290
I have been going to stros games since 90s
I'm talking Jose GOAT Lima 8th Wonder of the world era
>>75873720
Pretty sure the stats say he is. I doubt his ERA was 1.69 at this point in the season in 2015.
tWINS
>>75873742
>tfw lived overseas in the late 90s and missed out on that era
Still got to play with Lima on the GOAT baseball video game though
>>75873776
It was pretty close iirc. I'm just going by the eye test when I say he looks better this year. Even in that opening day start last year, he didn't quite look like himself. I'm just glad he's so reliable again. First guy we've had since prime Oswalt that you really felt like could win every game.
>>75873664
t. the new >rags fan
>Matt Shoemaker now has a 0.83 ERA in 32.IP with 30 K/6 BB vs the Tigers
Whole lotta projection ITT
>>75873849
>detoilet
>>75873359
you can always be happy about your team senpai
>>75873834
I'll be enjoying this grand slam against the rags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=addjK6km4uU
>tfw no one of value to sell at the deadline except degrom
>>75873876
Ily and your anime girls never change Seattle
t. Astroooo
tfw >astrofags are the new >ragfags
>rags
>>75873899
marWIN is ELITE
I wonder what sort of pilates Ervin Santana is doing these days
>>75873944
the real question is where he ends up at the deadline
Houston, New York, Baltimore, Washington, or Colorado?
>>75873930
>asts
>>75873876
How'd I do?
>>75873960
toronto
>>75874032
Lemme tinker with that: how about
>assts?
>>75874038
How do you make your tripcode spell things?
>>75874063
Guess and check
>>75871499
/sp/ is making fun of us again
for me, it's Michael Nelson Trout
>>75874063
There's some program where you put in your desired result and it gives you what tripcode to use.
>>75874063
If you're using tripcode_explorer then you type what you want to be spelled out in the 'substring' list as so~!
Be sure to click that 'Case-sensitive' box if you don't want any wonky capital or lowercase letters!
>>75873802
Aqua acute
>>75874087
75% of this board is chicanos or foreigners who are too stupid/poor to understand baseball
>>75874099
It's a crime that the White Sox make her sad though.
For real why are they so bad?
>>75874102
A genius mind shared in tandem with Kenny Williams.
is there a website that can tell me what players are on pace for? like a certain player is on pace for a certain amount of home runs over a full season
>>75874136
The atbat app does it
>>75873944
>ERA 1.5, FIP 4.17
>BABIP .128
He's on whatever Hendricks was on last season. And he's taking like two times more.
>Detoilet
>>75874136
ESPN does, check player card.
>current year
>lifetime
>projected
>>75874148
those aren't on pace projections, fangraphs will give you a few different projections also
ESPN does on pace on the player profile page
>>75874175
>>75874148
sweet, thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDclXzkNhIQ
>>75874038
very good senpai
im proud of you
I'm fuming over the Cubs rn. fuck Manfred for taking payoffs to make the Cubs lose. Lmao I can't wait for the Cubs to overcome this shit. It's going to be lit.
And that's how the cookies crumble.
>>75874246
dg stop roleplaying
>>75874117
desu they seem better than they were last year. Maybe the LaRoche shit put them under a scope, but they seem like they're an actual team and not a series of casualties this time.
>>75874038
Impressive
>>75874206
>three Sandler movie posters
jesus christ does he actually like him?
no wonder patrick was in that sandler movie
Who /2-day nonlosing streak/ here
>>75874220
>>75874276
Thanks!!
>>75874257
I ain't DG lmao
>>75874345
who are you?
>>75874269
They lost 6 in row.
>>75874354
mo because faggots keep stealing my fucking trip.
>>75874407
who would do that?
>>75874425
My fan club lmao. Don't deny that you're obsessed with me
Jays desu
>>75874437
no one likes you dg
so the entire harvey controversy is just that he got played, drank himself into a stupor and missed one game? would this story even last 1 day if he played for seattle
Kris Bryant right now.
pic related
Also, pissboi is a scared little bitch who can't face me. Never has, never will.
Also, don't give up on BASED FUCKMAN SOLER. He's gonna start swinging sooner or later.
>tfw most fun team in baseball
How long is soler/m'Lester going to do do this for?
Jints are really going to get the double sweep from skyline chili
Chase Headley is a p*nk-*ss b*tch
We did it today boys!
Hopefully tomorrow isn't another blowout and we can have some good clean baseball
git em Jints
manfred is fucking pissed right now
good thing they clamped down on the time it takes to pitch 4 balls for an intentional walk. really saved the game time there
>seagulls are going in for the kill
kek
Reds win this btw
How's your team doing, anon?
>this game
busted pussy with the mercy kill
thank you based buster
>WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS??
>>75875307
Fanta sea
Well done SF, though
I was rooting for the gulls.
>>75875371
Means he's going into the hall of fame when it's all said and done desu senpai. Just needs to reach about 200 homeruns and 2000 hits and add on about 20 more WAR. His career OPS+ right now is 10 points higher than Bench and Campanella, about 20 points higher than Fisk and Carter
>>75875371
He's actually got 6 homers now after this game
>>75875371
>Dempsey
That makes him ours by default, QUACK
>>75875705
oh nononono
giants orange only pls
>http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/13/1382180283/1494648415879/asset_2500K.mp4
What the fuck did the Dbacks organist mean by this?
>We extended Mack
for what purpose
>>75875974
Link to mlb.com pages with the inline player, please.
>>75876148
to fire him in the middle of a mediocre campaign?
>>75873802
chastity cage?
Good morning /mlb/ are you ready for some BASEBALL?
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yuuka-sawachi-s-nipple-whc3tlp/answers/new.html
Why do the Reds have like 4 different mascots? Isn't one not good enough for them?
>>75875974
lmao the organ music was funny as shit
Why the fuck did Headley get thrown out last night?
>your team
>most underrated player on your team
>most underrated player not on your team
New Yorkers arent bandwag-
>>75879707
>Red Sox
Sandy Leon
Jose Ramirez
>>75879707
cusb
tommy la stella
jason vargas, jean segura and marcell ozuna to name a few.
>>75879707
Tigers
Romine
Brandon Drury
>>75879748
Which will change very soon now that Judge and the Yankees are a good young team
>>75879383
sounds like the ump is a sensitive little bitch, 2bh
>Game already postponed
>>75880317
absolutely. I can't stand when umps make it about themselves. robotic strike zone when.
>>75880361
Aww man, really? Damn.
>>75880361
>>75880439
:(
>>75879748
Mets fans disappear almost overnight
Suddenly, Yankees fans everywhere
What did the New York Bandwagoners mean by this?
>Is Derek Jeetuh a bettah playuh den Babe Ruth?
>It depends
https://youtu.be/qYf46qRxdnA
Daily reminder that Cal Ripken Jr and Derek Jeter are the most over rated players of the last 100 years.
>>75880688
I can't believe a team as good as the Astros are wasted on Houston. They don't give a fuck about baseball
Daily reminder that Mike Napoli took a fat ogre shit during the first world series game played at Wrigley in over 70 years
>>75879707
white sox
swarzak or kahnle maybe
Vargas and Santana I suppose
Are the Yankees are the only team with their own station?
>>75880786
Is that why they traded him?
I get to go to 2 games for the price of 1 tomorrow
>>75880864
same here
based
>Not having a retractable roof in 2017
>>75880864
The doubleheader is actually sold out
>>75880907
I bought tickets weeks ago
>>75880907
It's because of all the ex-Mets fans snapping up tickets.
>>75880902
>retractable roof
>retract it less than 10 times a year
>>75880902
>muh playing out in the elements
>not actually playing out in the elements
what did teams without retractable roofs mean by this?
who /hawk harrelson/ alarm clock here?
>WAKE EM UP
>TIME TO GET UP ALREADY
>AND YOUR NIGHTS SLEEP IS OVAH
>STRETCH
Why is he so perfect?
https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/13/1383132683/1494661616955/asset_2500K.mp4
Just put £2000 on the Red Sox
How fucked am i?
>>75880997
moneyline or spread? should be fine either way.
>>75880688
Where the fuck does Francesa find these guys
>Yogi Berra was a great clutch player
>Derek Jeter was a tremendous clutch player
Someone should call in and ask how he weights tremendous compared to great
>>75881027
Moneyline always moneyline
>>75881075
Yeah you'll be fine, Sale has been getting very poor run support but that's not likely to hold up over the course of a season.
>>75880997
what are the odds?
>>75880997
solid bet, good luck m8
Could any murican explain to me why hasn't this been adopted in US baseball?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlXsNuCuRbI
Its hilarious to see people from one of the most autism heavy countries in the world have more fun than the place where the sport actually originated from.
>>75881136
never tell me the odds
>>75881164
ok but I still wanna know
>>75881242
dumb phone poster
>>75881151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLfTpnroaNw
Different teams fans have different cultures. It just depends on the team, and how dedicated the fanbase is
MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN
>>75881659
I see my fan club is out in full force today lmao
>yfw rainouts
>>75873466
Harrison is our guy to hit now because Cutch is fairly irrelevant.
>>75873407
Fairly sure it's accidental. I mean, it's not like our pitching this year is renowned for their control.
>Mets
Should I just kill myself now, or do >we still have chance at turning it around lads?
>Iwakuma to miss 4 to 6 weeks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck this season. sell everybody.
>>75877380
YES!
>>75882073
its ok senpai
paxton, felix, smyly and haniger are coming back soon
>>75882207
>>75882395
>Not a 2d anime girl
What did senpai mean by this?
>Lastros thought the division would be a wash
We're coming for ya pals
>>75882486
i have other pics too
im saving your 2d pics and building my collection desu
>>75882073
4:05 pm - Cubs (Lester) vs. Cardinals (Martinez)
7:10 pm - Braves (Teheran) vs. Marlins (Volquez)
8:10 pm - Dodgers (Alex Wood) vs. Rockies (Anderson)
>>75882551
Had to do 3 double-checks to make sure that girl from that picture wasn't the same one as this
What's the best logo on a cap and why is it the astros
>>75882554
>baseball forecasts in May
Literal autism
>>75882629
a's elephant is good
i also like the mariners trident
>>75880688
There's almost no way that guy doesn't post on /mlb/
Best division
Best unis
Oldest rivalries
Classiest fanbases
Best managers
Biggest heartbreak
>>75882486
>>75882555
>the M's are getting more OC anime content
YES
>>75882040
>>75880688
DEFINE THE LIST
>>75882629
Yankees still the best known and most iconic
>>75882498
>>75882658
Few more hours till he's on eBay
>>75882629
Stros, A's, Yankees, Tigers home, and Dodgers are the best imo
>>75882629
None of them are terrible desu. Dbacks and Marlins are weakest, but not bad
No one cared who I was until I put on the trip.
>>75883020
Dbacks, Marlins, Brewers, Angels, and Royals are the worst desu
I'm glad no team wears white helmets. they look so bush league
>>75880688
A HUNDRID EIGHTY FOUR HITS A YEAH?
>>75882629
yankees dodgers tigers cardinals are the best
angels diamondbacks marlins brewers are shit-tier as fuck
Who's ready for the Beltway Eries?
Saw a yankees fan in Mets territory today. Needless to say, I gave him the nod of disapproval.
>>75883112
>Beltway Eries
absolutely no one but mmr would give a shit
>>75883081
>there will be transparent helmets in NCAA/MiLB in our lifetimes
>>75883137
forgetting about /mlb/'s favorite badboy (Old Gay)
>>75883150
oldbay wouldnt actually care
>>75883130
>*nods disrespectfully towards you*
>>75883112
The only actual rivalry was when the nats kept whining about tv money
A HUNDRED SIXTY TWO AND OH?
>>75883130
In Mets territory?!? The entirety of NYC is Yankee territory.
>>75883195
>>75883130
*flexes a 'cep*
>Yaks lose a few games
>Suddenly M*st fans reappear in the threads
>Suddenly Moonrunes comes back
HMM
Who can stop the red arrow tank?
>>75883323
>>75883200
I'm in Queens and you never seen Yankees gear here, until of course the last 3 weeks. Not to say the fans don't exist but they won't show their faces until they taste their first bit of success the past 5 years.
>>75883340
When Bumgardner comes back you guys will be fine. How many guys are in slumps right now? that won't continue
>>75883375
>How many guys are in slumps right now?
basically everyone
>>75883410
They'll break out it eventually and be fine again. There's no way the NL Central stays so meme.
>nice and sunny outside
>want to watch the /a/stros in the patio with iced tea
>postponed
>your team
>breakout player
>biggest disappointment
>mets
>comfy leadoff man
>granderson and/or harvey
>be yaks
>worship the most beloved and overrated player in your team's history all day
>lose TWICE that same day to finish being swept at home
YOU CANNOT, I REPEAT, C A N N O T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, FRIENDS!
>>75883410
Buster Posey is still a joy to watch though. I don't know how a guy stays so hot with all the bums around him
>>75883604
>royals
>vargas
>literally everyone else
#75883604
Aaron Altherr
The entire pitching staff sans Eflin
>>75883604
what about jay bruce?
>>75883868
He's picking up where he left off the end of the year.
jays vs. m's
>>75884000
>>75884000
I'm beyond sick of this inconsistency. The rotation was supposed to be top five and is underpreforming (other than Carrasco who's having a great season so far) and the offense only gets hot every three days.
It's early yet, I know, but I really don't like what I'm seeing. We're just falling back into mediocrity again.
>>75883880
>>75883880
Sox vs Rays game thread
Mother's Day jerseys are a mistake
>>75883597
>game was supposed to be at noon
>had to work
>postponed for day off tomorrow
>now I can watch baseball all day
>>75884072
That rotation only ever had a good 1-3. 4 and 5 being absolutely awful. That bullpen will fall back to earth soon. Still a good tram. Basically dodgers of the AL. Can't hit LHP and similar positional strengths
>>75884180
The thing is, if the offense would get hot (or even warm,) I could live with Tomlin and Bauer (sorta.)
I just can't excuse another 1-0 loss to the Twins or Royals again. There's no logical reason for it. It's another case of "looks good on paper" not translating to results.
>>75884072
So basically, "no windians"?
Could go either way. Like I said, they're inconsistent.
>>75882629
Look at that smug ass duck
>>75883604
>nats
>eaton (rip)
>bullpen
also
>mest
ayyyyyo where's the bong with 2k on the red cucks
>>75875974
kek
>>75881999
yeah they said after that that the pirates have quite aggressive pitching and go close to the hitter more too
>>75875974
What the h*ck
>@richardjustice:
>Astros lead the majors with 3.29 ERA. Starters 16-7, 3.48. Relievers 9-4, 2.93 ERA. @Astros
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/miami-marlins-jim-benedict-pitcher-whisperer-in-front-office-021916
the marlins organization is a mess
>>75885086
Not as much of a dumpster fire as the Mets Organization is. The Mets are a disaster from the owner, to the GM, to the coaching and training staffs. Top to bottom, they're fucked and it's only going to get worse.
>>75885179
actually the only reason why I cant say the owner is a disaster is because we dont know what the new owners are going to be like. the marlins farm system is a train wreck and the FO is a disaster too.
the mets are so unlucky this year
>>75885233
Bad management and bad decisions make for bad luck.
>>75885061
>Lastros pitching will hold them back this year
>>75885323
They need another starter though
>>75885323
Unsustainable
>keeping your team era down by feasting on the weak offenses of the al west is the equivalent of winning the world series for astros fans.
>>75885351
I agree
Again, though, McHugh's return is gonna be big for >us
>>75883604
>Jints
>N/A
>The Team
>>75885372
>keeping your team era down by feasting on the weak offenses of the al west
Does holding the league's best offense to 1 and 2 runs, respectively, in 2 straight games, at home, in a hitter's park not mean anything now?
>>75885061
Like it looks bad on paper but they haven't been letting anyone score.
>>75883604
>Dads
>tie between Brad Hand and Trevor Cahill
>definitely Hunter Renfroe at this point. Hasn't hit a home run in forever
>>75885616
Is there a fucking 3 hour break to retire Jeter's Jersey tomorrow?
Are they actually gonna make it a 3 hour thing?
another mariners starter just got injured
lol
>>75885948
what is this up to, 5 starters and 4 bullpen pitchers?
If a player has a good day with the pink bat why don't they keep using it? Seems like the kind of superstitious thing a baseball player would do, are they not allowed to?
Who's better: Kershaw or Bumgardner?
britfag sweating
>>75886028
kershaw has been better in regular season
bumgarner has been better in post season
this is undeniable fact doyer bros
>>75886017
They auction all that stuff off after the game with the proceeds going to breast cancer research. I suppose a player could buy his own bat back and use it, but that seems a little far fetched.
>>75885948
>>75885948
>mariners trying to out-JUST us
>>75886208
Don't worry senpai. You're still the king.
>>75884548
No don't
>all these mariners and Astros fans out of nowhere
got £500 on reds to beat giants
how blacked am i
>>75886358
Mariners fans have always been here
>>75886365
Do you often bet that much on games?
>>75886358
>>75886390
you cant escape us buddy
http://www.espn.com/mlb/attendance
>>75886283
>>75884548
>saved
>>75886401
yes, i have an addiction issue
i'm currently down overall and i refuse to quit while not in the profit
is MLB fairly predictable - as in, the better team can usually beat the weaker team? or if not, you can kind of see why the shitter team will win on the day?
>>75886511
MLB is fairly unpredictable. Pitching is everything. American football is a better game to bet. And college basketball.
Is the era of fat sluggers over, lads?
>>75886587
neither of those two are on at the moment.
i need to satisfy my craving somehow
No baseball AND an unauthorized charge on my card?
Not a fun day
Also what did captcha mean by this?
>>75883604
>white sox
>avi lol, possibly also swarzak and Kahnle and drob
>abreu Frazier quintana Gonzalez and many more
>>75886627
Sorry man, really wanted those jalapeno chips
>>75886662
Someone wanted a Galaxy note 4
>>75886606
I don't know what to tell you. Baseball is a funny game. Good teams lose to bad teams all the time with no rhyme or reason to it. The good teams come out on top in the end because there are so many games and the law of averages and all that. But there are no sure things. Bet the ponies. You can beat that, if you're smarter and luckier than the other bettors. There's a 30% takeout though. That's tough to overcome.
>>75883604
Ducks
Pic since Boston and Seattle stopped bribing him to throw games
Buck
>>75886696
>Bet the ponies.
i hate horse racing
what about NHL or NBA?
>>75880688
>>75886696
>>75886730
MARINEIGHS!
>>75886511
>i refuse to quit while not in the profit
lad...
>>75886717
I don't watch a lot of Os games, but Buck made some head scratching moves in the beltway series. You guys were lucky to win games 1 and 2. The Nats baserunners were even dumber.
>>75886766
jewbookie is NOT gonna keep my shekkels
i am getting them back
>>75886730
NHL is a crapshoot. Goaltending is unpredictable. NBA can be okay, but only bet moneyline, the spread is tough to beat.
>>75886814
what would you say for the game later tonight
>>75886792
and then you're going to quit when you're ahead right
welp far be it from a drug addict to try and talk sense to a gambler on a chinese cartoon forum
it's really the same thing though
>I'm going to quit, really, for real this time
>right after this last high tho
>>75886073
Bumshit also has 3 rings and is no where in a GOAT conversation.
Kershaw has none and is already top 3 LHP to ever live.
That's where the separation of greatness is
Bumshit is also done for the season lol.
>>75886771
Ive found myself getting mad at Buck more than I'd think this year. I think the Wild Card game made me wary.
>>75886922
>and then you're going to quit when you're ahead right
th-that's my plan heh..
>>75887036
>kershit is in the GOAT conversation
>bumshit is not
>literally everybody but pissboi would rather have bumshit pitch WS game 7 over kershit
heh
>>75886717
???
every Miley start this season but one has been winnable
>>75887051
His decisions on whether or not to make pitching changes were...........different.
>>75887128
i do have a job. i'm only 23 and work for a big bank here in london, doing fairly well salary and job wise.
this is just something i do in my spare time. it's slowly taking over and i have to bet all the time. even at work i'll have a bet going and check my phone every hour or so to see how it's going.
i refuse to quit while in the -ve
>>75887114
That's what I meant. His old teams stopped paying him and he broke out. There is a noticeable increase of Wade memes
>>75886511
If you watch more of the game you can kind of get a sense of which teams *typically* do better against which teams. This doesn't even normally mean which teams are good/bad each season, just some teams have the other team's number. This can vary from season to season though.
Ie my Pierats vs the Cusb. Cusb are defending world series champs, and the Rats are doing quite poorly in general. And yet, they swept the Cusb at Wrigley.
>>75887269
it won't end well. stay away from baseball though. it's a loser.
>>75887096
Bumshit has a 0.25 ERA in 4 WS appearances (3 starts, 1 CGSO, 6 inning save).
Kershit has 0.00 ERA in ... uhm...
Never mind.
Daily reminder that Clayton Kershaw being a better pitcher than Madison Bumgarner is the equivalent of winning the World Series for Dodgers fans
will the reds win later?
i'm tempted to go large on them
surely they'll win
>>75887315
>6 inning save
that shit was magic
>>75887096
You have you been deeply mentally ill to believe dumbshit is anywhere near goat status in an all time pitchers conversation only because of his postseason.
I guess this is what bumshit apologists have to tel themselves now that his career is over.
>>75887444
it's okay dude kershit will have many NLDS series in the future to prove he isn't a choking bitch
>>75887441
is jed lowrie elite?
Is Beltran washed up or what? Nigga just strikes out all the time
>>75887478
You should fly our to California sometime to watch Kerhaw pitch since you love to bring him up not soften than anyone else. Nobody except boystown west fans has bumshit anywhere within top 50 players ever, let alone pitchers.
CIN Reds vs SF Giants #3
4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT
>>75887466
>>75887466
>>75887466
>>75887299
>>75887299
oh so paying him off as in last year. I have no idea what was going on since he came to the O's throwing pretty rough even before he had that shoulder strain or whatever the fuck.
I miss my man big game Wade tbqh. That said,
>#1 in the AL in BB
pic related
>>75887441
>X
fuck.
>>75887427
>magic
>>after a 100+ pitch CGSO
hell yeah it was
>>75887530
nigga doesn't need to be on any lifelong's list, he's already proved he's the real deal in playing a very active role in weighing his hand down with R I N G S
DONT LOOK NOW BAUTISTA IS GONNA BE MVP AFTER ALL
>>75887441
>>75887492
Something is definitely wrong with him
>>75886511
MLB is extremely unpredictable, it's called luckswing around here for a reason. Even the best teams only win 60% of the time
as for the others points about pitching even having the best starter in the game guarantees nothing. Clayton Kershaw has been by far the best pitcher in baseball since 2010, one of the best pitchers in history actually, his team has been a good one also making the playoffs each of the past 4 seasons and only being slightly below .500 in 2010. Yet in that time frame the Dodgers have won just under 67% of Kershaw's starts.
>not a single post about Ian Happ
IT'S HAPP-ENING, MOTHERFUCKERS
>red sox win
>>75888032
would you have really wanted to win if you knew some britbong had 2k on the sox
honest answer
>>75888054
yes
>>75888072
that's no fun tbqh with you joe
Yeah. If you wanna bet 10 bucks or something for fun, that's one thing, but dropping 500 on the Reds to win is just stupid.
>>75888089
I hope you find $20 on the side of the road
>>75888112
that would be fantastic because I have like zero moneys
Nats and Harper signed for 2018 for 21 million
>yaks on suicide watch
>>75888156
FUCK YOU
>>75887947
lmao
>>75887947
we already have happ related puns
no one cares
>>75888156
heard them say this on the broadcast earlier
now I really can't wait for him to regress back to pearce-tier
>>75888032
>>75888183
It's okay. You can keep Steve Pearce if you want.
>>75888246
i will thank you
>>75887918
From 2009 to now the Dodgers have won 64.4% of Kershaw's starts, and 52.9% of games not started by Kershaw.
So I guess Kershaw, arguably the best pitcher ever, gives you like a 10% greater chance of winning than normal
t. not a math major
>yanks havent won a game in 6 days
>>75888322
>the sux haven't won a game in 6 minutes
>>75888402
Jon Lester was a foot away from hitting a two-run bomb.
>>75888646
Bryce harper was one spin cycle away from a walkoff bomb
>>75888646
oh good thing he didn't, would've really put a dent in our "pitchers hitting is fucking stupid" argument
>>75888032
Price when?
JAYS WIN
*rushes headlong toward .500*
>>75888838
>>75888832
good enough to not get a good draft pick
bad enough to not make the playoffs
good times
>>75888832
>>75888838
>Rays are actually going to be overtaken
Kevin Pillar is still unironically the Jays best hitter
Fuck the Methinals
>>75880949
On my way to the game now, senpai
>Rack 'em up
>>75889339
Get me one fampai
Are Red Meme fans still booty blasted Machado took a literal shit on their team?
So what do the Yankees do now that Chapman and Betances are confirmed busts?
>>75873333
> Other black people on 4chan who havent been run off by the cancer that is /pol
Cool. You should root for the Orange Ducks though.
>>75889655
Hello my melanin friend.
You ever get thrown out of a baseball/kickball game in high school.
>I got the ball stuck on the cage
>get thrown out
>Get put back in because we dont have enough players
my best friend convinced them to let me back in
>>75889655
>Orange Ducks
>>75889937
>playing in college
>tripled off the pitcher in my first at bat
>get plunked in the ribs
>walk, don't make a huge deal
>next at bat
>hit in the arm
>walk
>no warning
I then had a brief, impassioned coversation with the umpire about where his head is located if he didn't think getting hit twice was on purpose.
Not my proudest moment.
>>75890204
LMAO
are the twins elite?
>>75888322
Someone make an astros version of this please
>>75890204
>matt moore: 7.1 ip, 120 pitches
I MISSED ANOTHER FUCKING GAME BECAUSE I FORGOT IT GOT PUSHED TO THE AFTERNOON GOD I HATE THIS EARLY SEASON SCHEDULE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOSEDIANS about to be buried in the Central after this series
look at this amazing top of the order. how can the rest of the league even compete?
>>75890274
>best pitcher in baseball at this moment
>berrios looking elite
>sano
yes thbqh senpai
>>75890472
who gave you the giants playbook
this is blatant copyright infringement
>>75890472
Does that mean the Phillies have an elite lineup since they once scored 11 runs in the top of the first?
>>75890204
LET'S GO ORANGE DUCKS
Old and busted: >Skankees
New hotness: >yaks
Old and busted: Orilels
New hotness: Orange ducks
Keep it going boys
IAN FUCKING HAPP
Hitting bombs with a stone face. Sick.
Also, JD with the bantz on Sierra missing that catch:
>Sierra tried, but he missed!
>>75890644
Loss angeles
Cocoa pebbles
>>75888948
kevin fucking pillar leads the AL in hits
>>75890644
old doyers
new spiccers
oh shit look how they start the next inning. watch out
>>75890690
heh
>>75890472
That's like an entire lineup of JJ Hardys
>>75890657
>4 of 5 starting pitchers struggling
>no bullpen
>multiple teams knocking on your door with trade opportunities for a hitting prospect
>"no thanks, we'll keep the hitting prospect"
>"oh look, our hitting prospect hit a HR"
>still lost because your pitching is garbage
kevin pillar is has 1 less hit than zimmerman for fucks sake
this is almost bizzarro shit
>>75890476
>luckiest pitcher in baseball**
JINTS
>>75890913
FUCK YOUR TURKEY BASTER ASS BITCH NIGGA GO DODGERS.
PHILLIES!
What went wrong with the Shitcago Cusb?
Enjoy fighting for the basement with the broors and pie rats
>>75890913
JINTS!
>>75891057
Phuck the Phillies, phaggot.
How about no
>>75890768
TOP KEK
This is some epic bait.
Get a trip so that we can all know that you are probably the most uninformed dumbfuck on here.
State your team or do you wanna keep hiding in anonymity like a pussy?
>>75891190
Cardinals
What was the score today faggot?
>cubes
phils-nats
>>75891263
white sox pads where?
>>75890690
fucking ELITE
>>75891190
Cardinals
You guys chose a stud that will ride the bench over a starting pitcher that can make it 5 innings.
>>75891262
>Sugarcubes
>Orange
>Fucking
>Ducks
>>75891340
>sugarcubes
>>75891350
The peanuts won today you should really be happy with that and calm down
no windians
tWINs
royals thread???
>>75891451
FUCK YOU.
>>75891469
Fuck the Twins. Go Yankees.
Any cards anime girls? Or is our fanbase too trailer trash?
>his teams don't have 38 rings between them
>>75891566
this exists
>>75891609
what if I have an antique pocketwatch?
the pink letters and numbers are disgusting
>>75891632
That technically counts as a ring.
>>75891634
Pink undershirts are pretty cool tho
>>75891654
hot damn, Im an MLB superstar
>>75891613
Is that Darvish?
This is a Phillies thread!
royals ducks
>>75891724
>>75891724
>>75891724
>>75890775
>Tfw have both on muh fantasy team
>>75891613
Good enough
>Jayson Werthless
>Matt Wieners
>>75892450
>>75892450
DODGERS
v
ROCKIES
GAME THREE ALSO KNOWN AS GAME 2
>>75892494
It's game 3 fucking idiot animal.
>>75882629
imo the best logos in no particular order
New Houston logo , much better than that crap open star
Yankees , classic
Tigers , classic and in my opinion the cleanest out of all old letters
A's is good
Mets , I honestly like it
Dodgers , I love it
between the O's and Blue Jays I pick the Blue Jays because the bird doesn't look like a smug cunt but a friendly cunt
>>75892815
Mets logo is nice but the uniform is ugly as shit. It's clown tier. Only Tom Seaver looked good in it.
>>75893003
SUCK A ASS. GO DODGERS.
>>75892815
>friendly cunt
What did they mean by this?
>>75893456
I think the Podrace are trying to be more artistic than the Whos.
>>75893456
THROW
STRIKES
>>75893456
Cahill had to reveal his true ways sometime
>>75893003
Is she a porn star?
>>75893003
sauce?
>>75893762
Israel
>>75873009
>Red Sox behind the oriole
Embarrassing, t.b.h.
where are the braves fans? They used to be so many here
>>75894383
I'm still here. But I'm not really a Barves fan. I only like minor league teams.
>>75894406
You like the Biscuits?
>>75894433
Nope only the Rome Braves and Gwinnett Braves.
>Philberts
>>75894383
they became falcon fans for the past few years
Anyone made a webm of Happ's first dinger?
Alright Ive seen enough
WHAT TEAM WANTS ANTHONT SWARZAK? LOCKDOWN RELIEVER ONE OF THE BEST IN THE LEAGUE.
0 ERA
COME AND GET HIM
>>75894713
I'll take Jose Quintana and Anthony Swarzak for Fernando Rodney and a group of prospects to be named later.
>>75894713
>16 IP 3 H 0 ER
looks nice
>the rest of his career
yeah im gonna holy my order for a little bit
new
>>75894821
>>75886689
This meme is a shit tier version of tier lists, which are still an inaccurate version of power rankings.
>498
>499