/mlb/ general - FEELS edition

>rockies

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MARINERS!

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1 S T R O S

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Shit

Texas Yankees is suffering from severe mental illness. It's mean to bully him.

You may only reply to this post if you have the best winning percent in your respective league. Not so fast everybody other than the astros

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>>75855173
sorry TY
i wont tease you

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Can't wait to see what kind of awful autism is unchained in this thread by the time I wake up

>>75855183
You may only reply to this post if you have won a single World Series game. Not so fast, Astros and Rockies.

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FIRSTROS EDITION??

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>jints

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>>75855183
>tfw Houston might actually be legit

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>>75855183

AYYY

>>75855145
Oh hey you beat him this time

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>>75855218
i tried

bigger faggot: TEXAS YAKS or SOLER/M'LESTER

>>75855257
Soler isn't mo'Lester. He's separate. But Texas Yankees is a bigger faggot than him.

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No sophomore slump

>>75855265
>>>75855257
> Soler isn't mo'Lester. He's separate.
Then why do they both share a fascination with pissboi and emulate his catch phrases and posting style?

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Jays tbqh

>>75855277
I don't know. I'm just basing it on the fact that I have seen them post at the same time.

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>>75855145
>>75855236
MARINYAS!

I wait for senpai to post first, it's respect you baka

>>75855183
feels good to no longer be the lastros

>>75855291
>I missed
>>75855218

>>75855257

UT FAGGOT TRANSFER

>>75855281
Are you ready for the firesale and the 100 loss season, brother?

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MARIJUANERS

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>>75855183

>>75855305
no big smoke will lead the jays the postseason desu

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>tfw rebuilding season

>>75855327
Is it truly rebuilding if it was never constructed in the first place? Kinda like building a house starting with the second floor.

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>>75855291
marinyas

>>75855333

Like writing a dictionary before you have an alphabet?

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Will we ever won again?

>>75855358
Only if it's a game 7 against a Dusty Baker led team with Barry Bonds on it.

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>>75855205
At least Oshit has a sick 'stache now bro

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>>75855375

delet this

>>75855376
That dead caterpillar makes him look like he's into rough trade in a Castro bar bathroom.

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Mets

>>75855389
Dodgers.

>>75855375
:'^) *sniff* I remember!

>>75855388
are you not?

>biggest shitpost rivalry in this thread is mets v. dodgers

why lol?

>>75855415
"no"

>>75855431
pissboi's vendetta

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>>75855431
>only 44 posts in

It's a very young thread, my friend.

>>75855432
thats the right answer baby

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T W E N T Y F O U R W I N S

why do the dodgers keep doing the same shit over and over?
>really good pitching and bullpen
>an ace but one that cant perform in playoffs
>BAD offense based on long balls

fails every fucking time in the playoffs

Lmao wow whst a night im so fucki dru k

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tickles the cerebellum

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>>75855532
Hey look, that's me!

>>75855532
already went over this shit in the gamethread nothing new to see "Rockies Fan" has been replying to himself since the 1st inning of the game

>>75855431
>>75855471
>>75855493

>>75855546
53 posts/ 19 posters

averages out to like 2.789 samefags don't it?

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>>75855539
I much prefer the home uniform, desu

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mfw Yu Darvish, Gerrit Gole, Ervin Santana or Chris Archer will be in a Cubs' uniform by the end of July.

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>>75855532
somebody thinks I'm trying to be a trip when I'm really just trying to show I'm a rockies fan and since it isn't "protected" they put rockies fan in the name field and act like I'm replying to myself, as far as I can tell its just a supremely butthurt dodgers fan

>>75855575

Wouldn't Furio be a yankees or a mets fan? They live in New Jersey

>>75855571
Hey baka

don't u know that they wear the orange on Friday night home games?

have you ever felt second hand embarrassment for someone?

>>75855575
STUPIDAH FACKING GAME

>>75855581
don't worry about doyers fans, they are just ass mad that they're no longer the best team in the NL west. I'm really liking what I see out of the Rockies this year, their lineup is unreal and only going to get better. Really fun young team to watch, remind me of the 2015 cusb, hopefully Gray comes back strong.

complex levels of autism lads wew
rockies not only take first place in their division but first in autistic namefag personalities

>>75855616
couldnt believe our second best non rookie starter got fucking dick cancer too, probably won't be back this season unless he pulls off a schwarber-esque deal

>>75855630
yeah well, German has really good stuff, 3+ pitches at 22 and he touches 98. Dahl has been out all year, Story has yet to return to form and Desmond just came back. If they can hold on to a division lead I can see them adding an arm at the deadline though i have no idea how their farm system is. either way, that offense is super fun to watch, Arenado is an absolute stud.

>>75855565
I meant the game thread, this guy taking his name off/on mirror falseflagging talking to himself with a 10-0 lead in the third inning >>75850468

>>75855571
>>75855539
Do you have the HA HA HA one?

>JD Martinez will be activated off of the DL

prune this thread

>>75855690
Fucking hell please
I've kept him on my roster this long. Miggy going down that week was some shit desu

>>75855595

will..... will you be my tripfriend

deep steel and spaceman dont like me.

They're the same person but still.....

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>>75855686
This?

tripfags are cancer and should leave forever

>>75855736

Will you be muh anon friend?

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>>75855718
I have no quarrels with you, and I guess I sort of already am. I'm very friendly around these parts.

It seems like all you do is shitpost, but I mean.. I like shitposting. Just don't tell anyone, baka...

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>>75855749

I come from /nfl/ and /cfb/ where i had to hold it down for all of the Texans and Texas Tech for a year.

posting for 3 tripfags is hard, which is what I did. I'm trying to adjust to family life.

Also mlb game threads are slow as fuck, so they need some shitposting desu

>>75855719
No the astros version of this

>>75852772
>>75852772
>>75852772

>>75855840
Oh, I'm afraid I don't have that one.

The Colorado Rockies have the second best record in baseball. Why is this allowed?

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This is now friendly /mlb/
We all compliment each other

>>75855876
I like ur mascot.

My team no have 1 :(((

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>>75855876

No one in baseball deserves a splintered bat through the neck more than cucklins man

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>>75855905
Rude

>>75855876
>indians
what the fuck is that
>broors
nice looking stache
>dads
looks like the kind of priest who's in it for the kids
>phills
literally sesame street
>blue guy with blonde hair
i literally cannot tell what team this is even with
>A's
cute elephant
>jays
smug bird
>rockies
best mascot in sports
>cards
why would you have a black bird when your logo is a red bird
>tigers
i like it, doesnt look retarded like tony the tiger or something
>boston
what the fuck??? is that supposed to be the living embodiment of the left field wall?
>marlins
is that thing made out of chrome?
>mariners
solid moose
>royals
fuck this dumb ass lion for being posted in the thread all the time
>twins
why is it a bear lol
>nats
why did they make the eagle look fucking retarded
>rangers
i like the horse but it sort of reminds me of a camel
>arizona
top kek what the fuck is that hideous creature
>white sox
is that literally vomit?
>mets
massive cuck
>reds
ugly bitch
>astros
ayy lmao
>cubs
cheeky ass grin
>orioles
love this goofy looking duck mother fucker
>pirates
no fucking clue what this thing is supposed to be
>giants
???????????????? is that a jackel?

>>75855948
>blue guy with blonde hair
that's the rays mascot
>pirates
it's a parrot
>giants
it's a seal

>tfw looking back on all the moves your team had and hadn't made at the deadline/offseason the last few years and wondering what could have been

Tell me /mlb/ what move(s) hurts you the most.

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>>75855962
wtf i love the rays mascot now

>>75855970
why is everyone mean to stomper

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o fug

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>>75855948

Twinks fan here, he's a bear due to this: "T. C. is loosely modeled after the Hamm's Beer Bear, a mascot used in advertisements for Hamm's Brewery, an early sponsor for the Twins."

Also, the previous mascot was Twinkie the Rally Loon, a frightening abomination that should never be visited upon anyone.

>>75855969
Adam Duvall may play in a little league park, but he still has decent park adjusted stats and we could really use a left fielder. Instead we got a shitty 1/3 of a year of Mike Leake

Francisco Liriano, Joe Nathan, and Boof Bonser to the Twins for 1 shitty year of A.J. Pierzynski was stupid

The Barry Zito contract was stupid, though he redeemed himself a little bit in the 2012 playoffs

Going waaaay back to the 50's when I wasn't alive, but it kind of haunts me that the Giants came so close to signing Hank Aaron, but the Braves offered him a little bit more money so he signed with them instead. All of those years in the 50's and 60's of the Giants finishing in second behind the Dodgers...having Aaron on the team in RF with Willie Mays in CF would've sent them way over the edge and there's no telling how many World Series they would've won. In the early 60's the middle lineup of the lineup would've looked something like this:
3. Mays
4. Aaron
5. McCovey
6. Cepeda

4 hall of famers and two top 10 players of all time in the same lineup. It would've been ridiculous

>>75855970

HEEMd

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oh baby

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GG pebbles.

We regained our honor with those runs though.

Why are the Rockies so good this year?

>>75857576
What make you say this?

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Mariners!

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
cinco de mayo hangover
>tfw no old/fat

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>wake up
>kp, ryan goins and justing fucking smoak are still carrying the blue jays

what a legendary era

Mets fans disappear completely almost overnight
Suddenly, Yankees fans everywhere
What did the New York Bandwagoners mean by this?

>>75858143
It because mets gay

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>>75855136
FPBP

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>>75855969
trading for shitmardja
trading for shields
signing laroche
not firing robin
to name a few

>>75858763
Yes Mahmed, they are.

>>75858143
There's more mets posting in this thread right now than yankee posts

>>75859360
Yaks graze in the early morning and evening and sleep during the rest of the day. They do not move about very much. They may spend days in the same pasture, alternately grazing and lying down to ruminate.

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>>75855492
WHATATHROW
(just like you like it)

>>75855492
Every game should end like this imo

>>75859673
Kek

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>>75855571
I miss the orange hats, dang it

>>75855686
>>75855840
I have this one if you're interested

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>>75855876
>>75855900
Gets me every time

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>>75856103
>3. Mays
>4. Aaron
>5. McCovey
>6. Cepeda

>>75858143
The >yaks bandwagon was killed off last night though

>>75856069
>Also, the previous mascot was Twinkie the Rally Loon

that's like a twilight zone mascot.

>>75860033
Only us true Yaks fans will be here.

MLB Memes from archive
(http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70406625#70435103)


http://imgur.com/a/20Lih#0 - MLB 'I'm Okay With This'
http://imgur.com/a/JMKbJ#0 - MLB 'I'm Not Okay With This'
(404) --> http://imgur.com/a/bKJb5#0 - MLB 'HA HA HA'
(404) --> http://imgur.com/a/UzgG2#0 - MLB Sad Frog
(404) --> http://imgur.com/a/dvNzZ#0 - MLB Happy Frog
http://imgur.com/a/oMr0V#0 - MLB Flag Guy
http://imgur.com/a/fVXZS#0 - MLB 'Ruined' Home/Road Hats
http://imgur.com/a/RExfL#0 - MLB 'Sad' Home/Road Hats
http://imgur.com/a/xSZ20#0 - MLB Orson Welles hats
http://imgur.com/a/6bc1x#0 - MLB Retro Orson Welles hats


Sorry but 'HA HA HA' and frogs have 404'd

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>>75855969

Do I really need to make my A's trade list into a pasta?


>Reggie Jackson and Ken Holtzman to the Orioles for Don Baylor

>Rickey Henderson to the New York Yankees for Stan Javier, Jay Howell, Jose Rijo, Eric Plunk and Tim Birtsas

>Jose Canseco for Ruben Sierra, Bobby Witt and Jeff Russell

>Yoenis Cespedes for Jon Lester

>Josh Donaldson for Brett Lawrie

>Addison Russell, Billy McKinney, and Dan Straily for Jeff Samardzija and Jason Hammel

>Chicago White Sox prospect in AA Birmingham, Courtney Hawkins, has struck out 54 times out of his last 70 ABs. He has an overall K rate of 45.7%

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL??

DO ROCKIES!

>>75860246
Is there a PNG set of just those hats, or a template or something?

>>75860299
Adam Dunn has regenerated at one of his old teams

>>75860299
>Chicago White Sox prospect in AA Birmingham, Courtney Hawkins, has struck out 54 times out of his last 70 ABs. He has an overall K rate of 45.7%

what the...

>0.79 batting average

weeeeew

>>75855948
Rockies fan here. The best mascot in all of sports is the Philly Phanatic

>>75860323
KEK

>>75855876
>>75855948
Front row (L->R):
-- (SD) Swinging Friar
-- (OAK) Stomper
-- (DET) Paws
-- (SEA) Mariner Moose
-- (ARI) Baxter the Bobcat
-- (CIN) Rosie Red
-- (BAL) The Oriole Bird

Middle row (L->R):
-- (CLE) Slider
-- (TB) Raymond
-- (TOR) Ace
-- (STL) Fredbird
-- (MIA) Billy The Marlin
-- (MIN) T. C. Bear
-- (TEX) Captain
-- (NYM) Mr. Met
-- (CHC) Clark
-- (SF) Lou Seal

Back row (L->R):
-- (MIL) Bernie Brewer
-- (PHI) Phillie Phanatic
-- (COL) Dinger
-- (BOS) Wally the Green Monster
-- (KC) Sluggerrr
-- (WSH) Screech
-- (CHW) Southpaw
-- (HOU) Orbit
-- (PIT) Pirate Parrot

Not in picture:
(ATL) Homer The Brave ??

Teams With No mascots:
LAA, LAD, NYY

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>>75860299
This isn't actually right. He has 56 Ks including last night going 1-4 with 3 Ks

He's had 93 PAs this season so its actually a 60.2% K rate

A 60% K rate

In AA

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>>75860386
also to add, "prospect" should never be used to describe hawkins. I'm amazed he doesnt just give up or the team give up on him like pic related

who here /goingtoabaseballgame/ tonight?

Gonna go watch Kershaw get lit up (hopefully)

>>75860380
>LAA

RALLY MONKEYYYYY

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>>75857655
MARINERS!

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That's a nice MVP run you had there, Aaron

>>75860821
Pls don't lose to the leafs again

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>>75860941
please give him back

>>75860978
>George Springer

Fuck off

>>75860967
Sorry senpai, im not playing today

>J.D. Martinez had -1.1 WAR in 3 seasons in Houston
ouch

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>she shitty of jew york

lmfao

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>>75861173
Don't forget about Jonathan Villar, Vince Velasquez, and Ben Zobrist

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F I L T H Y

>>75861173

Not gonna lie, thought the kid was gonna work out. Same for Carter

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>yaks still claim they are rebuilding
>highest active payroll in baseball by a large margin
>almost double the active payroll of the median

what did they mean by this???

>>75861176
>>75861279
kiss the rings

>>75861294
You mean the 1 in the last 17 years despite having double the active payroll of most teams in baseball?

>>75861279
>Astros at 130million payroll
>Yankees at 205million payroll

It pays to get more bang for your buck.

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>>75861274
I always liked him tbqh. Didn't seem to make sense releasing him during the nadir of >our losing era. Luhnow has done more good than harm all things considered, but it does hurt a little when he makes a blatant mistake like that.

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>>75861306
Got im

>>75861311
As long as it's Luhnow and not Tal Smith or Ed Wade I'm fine.

Chris Carter was good as DH and sometimes a baseman but not much else. Easily replaced by Gattis which has arguably more power in his swing and can be used for catching. Feels like this year's team is the Astros coming into focus after 10 years of blind-folded managers and poor draft picks.

14, 15, 16 was leading up to now.

As for Martinez, I put him in the same category as Gomez.

>>75861306
>Even without their big-market advantage, the Yankees are fourth. While the Yankees may be second in average total wins, it is clear that any big-market advantage is only a small part of the success of this organization in modern baseball history... It's true that the Yankees operate in a big market, but they have done many other good things to attain success, just as the small-market Royals have done many bad things that have contributed to their failure - Professor J.C. Bradbury "The Baseball Economist"
Lazy talking point.

>>75861552
>a yanks only argument is quoting a new york publication
>even they say it that means it's 100% true!!!

>>75861560
>A New York publication
What?

>>75861552
Money does play a major role in deciding where a free agent may want to go, though.

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>>75861606
Not enough to make that huge of a difference. Pic related is the chart that shows every team's averages wins from 1995-2004 adjusted for population (the picture is blurry, so bear with me). There's really no difference in which teams are good and which are bad when unadjusted. Big markets don't give enough of an advantage to completely turn the game in their favor. Even Billy Bean knew this (at least in the novel version of Moneyball, not the movie version), which is why the A's were able to be competitive in the early 2000's despite having a low budget. Management is everything.

>>75861308
Most of that is CC and ARod. Next year, the Yankees will be 10th in payroll.

>/sp/ before the season
>"yankees wont win 75 games, this is beginning of the end of the greatest franchise in sports"

>/sp/ now
>"t-the yankees arent rebuilding, they clearly went all in this season"

>>75861832
best part is the vast majority hasn't watched any games this year or last. they know fuck all about what's going on with the yanks. all >we did is take two massive black holes out of the lineup and everyone is playing way up to their full potential or picking each other up when another slumps (it helps that some big pieces are homegrown talent). I don't expect much this year but my god are people dumb and jealous.

come at us in 2018 when we get machado

>Yaks
How many are in line to regress, and how many are underperforming?

>>75861956
Every position player in their lineup is (arguably) overperforming.
Conversely, arguably every position player in the Astros lineup, except possibly Marwin Gonzalez (though if you dig deep enough, numbers suggest that he's nearly legit) is underperforming. They're a scary team desu.

>>75861259
It's like a fucking videogame running fb

>>75861986
Except keuchel

>>75861279
Honestly there's no reason not to spend in baseball

A rebuilding team spending a lot on players who are valuable trade pieces makes sense if they can afford to do it.

>Firstros

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lol

>>75861306
so are they buying championships or not? /mlb/ cant make up its mind about this

>>75861986
>every position player in their lineup is overperforming

really?

>>75862221
>Keuchel
>Position player

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>>75857655
>>75860821
MARINEIGHS!

>>75862374
I can't read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npDsEqL_zhQ

Yoga instuctor > Meredith

Prove me wrong. YES should hire her.

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Y'all ready to see an elite curveball and strikeout potential mixed with a strong propensity to lose control of a ballgame?

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Who is the worst pitcher to have ever thrown a no-hitter?

>>75862517
Dallas Braden.

>>75862517
Mike Fiers is a strong candidate

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>>75862436
>McCullers pitching away

I am actually quite terrified every time he pitches an away game

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>>75862581
(although he was good back then)

>>75862517
Philip Humber

>>75862517
Phillip Humber's perfect game.

Humber has been out of the league since 2013.

>>75862623
Mike Fiers was never good

> harvey on mound
> have to face big dick thames
> senpai hurt, ces hurt, everyone is ded
> we may give up 20 runs again

fug

>>75862681
I'm sure Harvey can handle a big dick, fampai

Matt Harvey sucks lol

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how is /mlb/'s day?

>>75862787
Fatt Harvey eats chocolate cake.

>>75862681
>senpai hurt
Huh? Harvey's senpai? Who's that?

>>75862796
Haha yes this

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>>75862793
Comfy. About to go buy my Mom's Mom's Day gift before grabbing some lunch with my besties. Might even get on out tonight to do something too.

>>75862803

fa_m is filtered into senpai.

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>>75862793
Getting ready for the Tank-off (White Sox vs Padres)

>>75862793
Comfy @ work. Weather's nice and folks are decent. Debating if I want to go to the bar afterwards or watch Os and Royos

>>75863144
This is the most normie ass post I've ever seen lol. Just sayin

>>75863144
You drink too much MMR

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D O U B L E

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>>75863144
ORIOLES!

>judge hasn't hit a dinger in 6 games

aaaaaand into the bust bin we go

>>75863578
Meanwhile, based Altherr hit 4 in the last 3 games

>>75863578
Trade him for Quintana

>>75863440
Now THIS is Orioles

>>75863578

Had to regress sometime, he has 13 on the season so far, if he kept going at this pace he would have like 60 or 70 by the end of the year

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>>75862598
Same, but he was very good in his last start in Anaheim, so it should be interesting

>>75864067
>not having 60 to 70 home runs on the year

bust

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Im going to need apologies from everyone ITT.

Hendricks who? Arrieta what?

The disrespect.

Whos the best catcher in THE SHOW?
Currently have 85 Soto but finished up that Hardware challenge. Have 60k to spend

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is pissboi now a sneks fan?

>>75863337
2 months was too much. This is within regulation

>>75864221
He never stopped loving Grienke.

Ahhh, the AL West.

The Jeb Bush of baseball divisions.

Grienke is the GOAT

Your daily reminder Tebow Time is coming to Major League Baseball soon.

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>>75864506

>>75864458
>please give rings

>the whos retired paul konerko's number

are you kidding me
why did this happen

>>75864547
Why don't you borrow some from the Athletics?

>>75864567
Why not?

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>no chris carter today

>>75864611
The better question is why?

>>75864633
Too bad you still have Gary "Adamantium Sombrero" Sanchez.

>>75864637
Because he was an important player to the team and fans.

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>>75864567
Whats the problem? We loved the guy and he did so much for us.

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>>75864682
aw that actually isn't a clear enough pic of him

>>75864723
That is one old photo because it has "Big Game" James Shields as an NL strikeout leader.

>>75855616
t. lifelong rockies fan

joe maddon said the cubs are suffering from sleep deprivation. LMAO excuses

>>75864723
>there was a time where I honestly thought James Shields would be the next ace for years to come for the Padres

What a horrific bang that ended on

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>75864820
Joe Maddon also told me that Jon Lester was hanging out with Andrew Toles in Alabama during an ATV race and Toles injured himself by getting his foot stuck in a hole while running after Lester in a four wheeler.

>>75862793
Late to the post, played some sports with the lads. Then going to work. Gonna miss my angles game tonight...

>>75861761
>Management is everything.
true

>Big markets don't give enough of an advantage to completely turn the game in their favor.
But it does give them a crutch when selecting player

Also, IIRC, wasn't Moneyball more about sabermetrics + low budget scouting than anything?

I mean does it curry favor in-game to have a large budget? Not a lot; maybe slightly. But the actual oomph given to a team due to budget and spending capability is very real even if it's just a minor increment.

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jeter retired three fucking years ago why is there a new round of send-offs and memorials now

DAE think Jeter will make it into Cooperstown?

>>75865283
Of course he will UT Norman.

>>75865283
No one likes you or your city. Fuck off.

>>75865290

More like UT Boreman

My posts are terrible

>>75865314
>Tampon Gay fan acts like his city is worth a damn either

If it ain't LA or NYC it's shit.

>>75865314

Hello St. Pete Steve

You just convinced me to kms

Goodbye /mlb/

>>75865319
>My posts are terrible
well considering >UT yea.

>>75865187
his number is being retired is why. it's a big deal since he is one of the greatest players/yankees of all time

>>75865339
>If it ain't LA or NYC it's shit.
Include the Cardinals and Rangers and you have the four horsemen of faggy fanbases.

>>75865339
Best aquariums, museums, and (baseball) fans in the state. Also the weather ain't too shabby either.

>>75865376
>>75865379
No-one cares about flyover country.

>>75865365
you figure they would've gotten it done in the last 3 years

didn't the cusb give him the no 2 from the wrigley scoreboard as well? I mean I don't really follow along but it seems like his name has been revived abruptly

>o's game doesn't start until 1am

Fuck you kansas

>>75865408
they did when he was in his last year of playing baseball. and the revival has only been like about 2 weeks imo. I live in NY state and it helps that I watch YES network all the time so that's how I noticed lol

>>75865408

Espn has the ceremony and game with the top 2 AL teams and it's on mothers day.

They just trying to get people to watch that shit.

>>75865425
You mean Missouri? The Royals play in the Missouri side of Kansas City. The only team to play in the Kansas side of Kansas City is Sporting KC.

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>>75862430
WEW LAD

>>75865404
LA and NYC would be on my "flyover" list cause it's so full of trashy people and some of the worst fanbases known to man. Especially those two cities.

Are the Rockies elite?

>>75865455
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise Missourah

>>75864573
Ok. Im in hayward now, can i stop by the coliseum and grab some?

>>75865504
They are not. They are just lucky.

>>75865539
Its Missouri east coast retard.

>>75865546

you're 2 bart stations off, m80

>>75865546
Yeah just head to the front office and ask for Jake. Tell him you'd like a fitting and he will oblige. But be SURE to mention Tina, Jake's fiancee or he might call security.

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Ya'll think James Andrews performed this surgery or just the dumbfuck mets surgeon?

Anyway, rest in piss New York Mets 2015-2017.

.............Moment of silence please...........

>>75865648
Kinda funny how we all thought the Mets rotation would be godlike for the next couple of years back in 2015 eh pissboi? Looks like you got your revenge.

>>75865573
>>75865574
Thanks guys. Ill stop by after lunch

>>75865449
guess it must've gotten blown up in my head, I thought the cusb gave him something this year (?) and there was a whole round of send-offs from teams again. still kinda figure they'd have retired his number years ago

>>75865648
*silence is interrupted by intercom*
Paging Doctor Syndergaard

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>>75864206
Hey guys, remember that time?

>>75864820
>>75864856

>2 off days this week
>already making excuses for being down at least 4 in the division to the Cards by monday

>>75866027
I'm not a Cubs fan you chode smoker don't ever reply to me again.

>>75866075

Someone throw some cool water on this hot head.

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My game crashed just as we won

panicking

>>75866099
You make us White Sox fans look like faggots. I told you not to reply to me again.

>>75866107
Not even in a video game could the Nationals win the World Series lol.

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>>75866118

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>>75866107
WHAT THE FUCK

>>75866118

I can confirm. I'm new to baseball and was looking for a team to follow. I was really close to choosing White Sox before I saw this tripfag.

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>>75866218

Hahaha, what a fag. You let yourself get bullied out of liking something on the internet? If you can't handle my bants there's no way you could handle a white sox season and kenny williams decisions. You're a soft bitch.

>>75866299

>You let yourself get bullied out of liking something on the internet?

Nah, I was just scared that a white sux hat would eat away my brain like it did yours faggot.

>>75866391

Probably not much brain to eat since you were probably bred by about 15 different soviet soldier's cum while your shitty revolving-door of a country was occupied.

>>75866608

Said by someone who keeps fapping over a Polish-American so much you even trampstamped yourself with his surname.

>>75866677

All the smart ones got out, you on the other hand lol...Just quit while you're behind.

>>75866714
Doing your best DG impression?

>>75866738
If this is his best, I'd hate to see his shitty one. This is awful.

>>75866738
Not everyone is DG

Cubs are getting Otani and there's nothing you can do about it.

Epstein is cool with the Nips.

>>75866950
Sorry but the Dodgers and Mariners share the rights of all Nip players in perpetuity hereafter.

>>75864993
>But the actual oomph given to a team due to budget and spending capability is very real even if it's just a minor increment.
True, and I don't think there's a good argument against that. My main point was that "muh payroll" is a terrible argument against the Yankees, because it completely ignores that the Yankees have been the beneficiary of great management historically.

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>>75866950
>a non-west coast/Yankee team getting a Japanese pitching prospect

Tonight we get to see if the Dodgers are for real this year. Maybe Kershaw can prove himself as a solid starting pitcher. All in all I feel for the second best team in the divisions trying so hard to keep up with the true leader and slipping away when it's so close they can taste it. Good luck Dodgers youve got a lot of promise in this rising team of yours!

>>75867037
casuals also don't talk about the 80's to early 90's when yankees sucked. what about that?

We typically own Porcello so i'm anticipating tonight's contest.

>>75866804
Objectively incorrect in many ways

>>75867176
Yup, the 80's-early 90's Yankees are the perfect example of management>payroll. Steinbrenner's suspension was probably the best thing to happen to the Yankees in the pasat 3 decades

>>75867190
>we
>trip that use to be a giants fan
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/%21%21sZP8PFFkADi/page/3/
>rasy
l o l

>>75867252
OH SHI

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Thoughts on the Reds, /mlb/, can they keep up their good play?

Who has Webm of Marlins girl flashing her tits?

Frazier and Freese back!
.500 here we come!

>>75866738
DG would never make an antisemitic joke about the attempted extermination of a race he loves and respects people of all colors.

I liked /mlb/ when every other post wasnt a namefag

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>mfw Familia out for a few months

That guy was a roller coaster every time. Yes, I understand he had that ridiculous stretch where he converted 40+ saves in a row, but they sure as hell werent pretty. It seems like he always let the tying runs on base. Those postseason games against the Royals. That dodger game. His last outing against the Giants, and also that Wildcard game. He was very overrated.

>>75867252
>>75867278
Yup. Jints have always known that MATT DUFFY is an /mlb/ s#!+poster.

>>75867353
Generals eventually devolve into avatar posting/trip fagging shit tests

Generals were definitely a mistake

>>75867353
>>75867399

/mlb/ was better before they let faggots like you in.

>>75867399
But senpai, as someone who is a fan of a team that doesn't get game threads, I enjoy having this general to hang out with you guys...

>>75867426
>>75867426

Red sox vs Rays game thread

>>75867409
>>75867409
>>75867409
twins v. indians

>>75867331
>>75867331
>>75867331