/hoc/

Rank these teams from most good guy to least good guy:

- Ducks
- Predators
- Senators
- Penguins

/škoda cup/

>>75864269
pls don't fuck up this pk

>>75864287
Good Guys:
>Pens
>Ducks

Bad Guys:
>Preds
>Sens

>>75864287
Senators
Ducks
Preds
-
-
-
Penguins

>>75864269
Great choice of picture my friend

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>>75864269
>Detroit the Russian edition: dynasty
>Detroit the Sweden edition: First time out of the playoffs in million years

>>75864328

Sweden irreversibly BTFO until the end of days

Good guys:
Pens
Ducks

Bad Guys:
Preds
Sens (canadian)

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>>75864328
>finnish posts

>>75864267
>>75864264

ok so you're mouth breathing retards that think the lottery is fixed. also, you said they were gifted 4 picks and somehow this 1 pick counts as 4 now?
sorry I wasted my time on you

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>I don’t feel that they beat us. We lost that game.

Imagine being this salty and delusional! This is why the Caps will never make it past the 2nd round.

>a comatose crosby will win the cup AGAIN

>>75864287
-Penguins
-Predators
-Ducks
-Senators

Does France still have a chance at a medal if they lose?

Good guys

Jake
Bill
Fleury

Good guys:
Kippers
Finnposters
Sweposters

Bad Guys:
Americans

if you disagree with list you are part of the problem

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>>75864339
But Finnish goaltending is on the rise

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>>75864368
very, VERY good post

>>75864356
>you said they were gifted 4 picks
where did i say this?
please quote me verbatim

>>75864368
Americans are nice except that one buttblasted Wild fan.

>>75864287
1. Senators
2. Predators
3. Penguins
4. Ducks

everyone is a good guy except coilers """"fans"""""

>>75864406
now this is a quality list right here

>>75864287
- Senators
- Predators
- Ducks
- Penguins

>>75864362
And Cullen

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>>75864361
>France
>medal

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>>75864380
>>75863833
>shittburgh has 2 recent cups 100% because of bettman and the gifts from the league

stupid assmad faggot
>1994
enjoy being this fucking butthurt you stupid fucking loser I can't wait for your tears when crosby rapes your face again. fuck off you dumb faggot

>>75864287
Best objective non biased list here
Good guys
>preds
Neutral guys
>ducks
>sens
Evil guys
>pens

>>75864431
>shittburgh has 2 recent cups 100% because of bettman and the gifts from the league
that certainly doesnt sound like
>they were gifted 4 picks

why would you put words im my mouth to suit your counterpoint if you are so certain im wrong?

>>75864421
Perds and snes best timeline

>>75864431
sorry
>1993
faggot

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Based Bellemare

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HEDMAN REPAIRED!!

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>muh calf

>Perds not just being a big fat reddit meme

How can these guys be the good guys

>>75864492
this. and aren't we supposed to hate black people?

>>75864484
What am I looking at here? What's a 3TO XOKKEN?

>>75864464
>>75863909
>>needing 4 top 3 picks to make just to make the playoffs
>maf may have been the only legitimate pick and he is also objective the worst of the 4
>malkin came for free thanks to a cancelled season
oh wait, if only one of the picks is legitimate then, what are the other ones, gifted? retard

stay assmad you sad loser

>>75864504
careful m8

kippers doesn't like racism

>>75864517>>75864464


also, malkin was picked before the cancelled season, you stupid underage assmad retard

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>>75864504

And the Jews. And Muslims and faggots.

good job lil bro

>>75864566
thanks. I am still learning. It is so hard being white.

>Ducks vs pens will be the final
>Ducks win in 6
>Cap this post

>>75864516
My bad, that's actually his thigh, and it roughly translates to "That's hockey for you"

>>75864323
Thanks Swedebro!

>>75864368
hey

DANSK
METAL

>>75864582
but the caps are eliminated

>>75864529
fuck off retard

For the record I am officially rooting for the Ducks.

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>>75864504
>hating PK Subban

Wtf? He's literally one of the best guys in the NHL.

>funny
>charismatic
>personable
>great all-around person

And to think, people ACTUALLY thought Weber was the better player.

>>75864582
Ducks are the weakest team remaining though

>>75864608
not sure if kippers likes mocking the handicapped so you might be alright but be careful in future please

>>75864607
Kek
>>75864620
Nah ducks are actually the strongest, second is the pens but their weakend by injuries.

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75864607
ayyyyyyyyy

>>75864618
his line of clothes at RW&CO are shit. This alone makes him a wretched poor excuse for a human being.

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>>75864647
They're tailored for bigger guys and dark skinned people.

>>75864639
Pens only injury right now is Letang, maybe Hagelin who's been a non-factor anyways. I agree the Ducks will find a way to get by the Preds, but do not see them beating the Pens.

>>75864648
wow kippers definitely won't like that

enjoy your ban

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>>75864647
Say that to me my face little man.

>>75864517
again none of those words are
"gifted 4 picks"
>>75864537
my mistake about malkin events that happened 13 years ago are hazy, especially when they revolve around another team guess shittburgh was oilers tier enough to draft number 1 and still need a number 2 pick the next season lmao

>>75864667
oh no did you report me!!?!?!?!?!?

>>75864678
how new

>>75864662
the collars are practically glued on. The fabrics are also deplorable. Joe Fresh even has better quality.

>>75864663
I could see it especially if eaves comes back and crosby takes another bad hit

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http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/trudeau-senators-canadiens-1.4112551

> "We're all happy to support Ottawa right now," Trudeau said, "and even Torontonians and Montrealers can agree on this particular one."

tfw if it wasn't clear before it now is clear that your prime minister is a gigantic KEK

>>75864677
>my mistake about malkin events that happened 13 years ago are hazy, especially when they revolve around another team guess shittburgh was oilers tier enough to draft number 1 and still need a number 2 pick the next season lmao
this post all in itself shows you stupid you are

>>75864689
VOTE BERNIER

>>75864687
>>75864663
Or if ottawa memes into a final
>2007 repeat

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>>75864685
oh fuck you called me new! fuck fuck fuck

>>75864707
yay the Quebecois version of the boring ass Harper. No thanks. I would have voted if O'Leary ran, but going to take a pass. We can never get good solid men in Canadian politics. RIP Mayor Ford.

>>75864708
Nothing will be able to stop the meme train if they meme their way through the pens

>>75864697
keep believe that you shitty franchise is legitimate and not just a bettman baby!

>>75864722
>O'Leary
>basically an American
>has American interests

nah

>>75864728
Cept the ducks again

>>75864734
>and not just a bettman baby!
why? did he gift them things?

>>75864718
>he doesn't know that if you post something slightly racist when kippers is around you will get banned by her mod friends
it's okay to be new m8 :-)

>>75864722
Get into politics then

BE the change

>>75864751
crosby for one, but again we are repeating the same argument retardbro

>Sens fans think the meme trap will stop the Pens dump and chase forecheck
Bold prediction: Sens will end up racking up a bunch of holding and interfering penalties because they haven't faced a team as quick as the Pens, and everyone will (again) cry refpuck.

>>75864752
oh okay thanks for all the super helpful friendly tips nigger! +1 internets for you big guy!

>>75864750
Not even the Ducks

>>75864801
Ducks in 5, ducks have already broken 2 memes this year

>>75864819
Sens in 5. At that point they would have broekn all the memedictions

>>75864767
I would probably be a great leader, but people wouldn't vote for me.

>>75864843

>canacucks not voting for a female asian

You'd win in landslide bb

>>75864843
You will never know if you never try

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>>75864842
Shut up and get back in the kitchen

>>75864876
>what is olivia chow

>>75864876
You need a meme platform and basically be a fucking walking meme

>le cute hair for girl votes
>le weed for young votes
>le hammy shitty acting skills voice and speech pattern to appeal to old fags

>>75864901
Wtf?

>>75864775
at least the sens just faced a team built on speed.

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>>75864910
What

>>75864876
Stop enabling the cunt

>>75864843
You couldn't lead a pig to slop you stupid bitch

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>>75864937
wew lad

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>>75864904

>implying I pay attention to Canadian politics aside from making fun of Cuckdeau

SUCK

>>75864960
no surprise a burger is completely oblivious to the outside world aside from memes

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>>75864974

Memes are the spice of life, Chang

Gold: Canada
Silver: Russia
Bronze: Czech

>>75864974
Literally no one outside of Canada gives a shit about Canada
Just accept it and move on

Mark Messier = bald autistic faggot

>>75864987
pajeet would be more appropriate since i was referring to toronto politics, but again you have told us you're challenged

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>>75864956
Theres more tbdesu

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>snownigger

>>75865028

Oh forgive me than in that case

>laffs

Imagine being from Belarus

Fucking nightmare

BELARUS STILL WITH ZERO POINTS ;_;

>>75865096
OT loss gives 1 point

>>75865038
Why are you posting shit like this?

It's obvious both country should be men.

>>75865110
Oh good for them then.

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>>75865038

>>75865140
Did you just assume Sweden's gender?

>>75865173
Captain Sweden is always depicted as a male, yes.

>>75865166
Cant post the worst of it or b&

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>anime
>in MY /hoc/

>>75865203
I'm glad to hear that

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>>75865212
>>>/reddit/

>>75865223
>Implying you arent fapping

how are you feeling belarusbros?

a swedish guy was working as a tour guide in a museum and was presenting a fossil of a dinosaur.
>"this is a fossil of t-rex and it's 80 million and 12 years old"
>What? Wondered the audience."Have the measurements become that precise?"
>"I don't know, when i got this job 12 years ago they said to me that it was 80 million years old".

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>>75864358
You think they'd be used to it by now.

What is 3 swedish guys at the bottom of the lake?
A good start.

>>75865550
Rude

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>>75865531
IT WAS OUR FUCKING YEAR

>>75865531
>be a choking franchise
>trade for 2 of the best players on another choking franchise
>expect not to lose

Two Swedish married couples were bored of their partners and decided to switch partners. The switched pairs went to their own rooms and started doing it. In the middle of it the other woman got up and thought :
>"I wonder how the guys are doing?"

Why is Finland being so bully

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>>75865531
was he crying because he's a neckbeard or because he's fat?

you can just push "q" rather than quoting another post to open the quick reply box

>That Bishop contract

Does Dallas understand you have to give other positions on the team money to win games?

>>75864358

He's right though desu. The Pens were missing pretty big, important pieces of their roster and the Caps didn't even look like they gave a shit in Game 7 aside from Holtby.

I know Ovie was totally fucked on painkillers, had a bad knee, and fucked hamstring.

What was the rest of the team's excuse though? Most of them didn't look like they gave even a little bit of a fuck, but Ovechkin at least had reasons for not looking like his normal self.

>>75865720
everything's bigger in Texas

>>75865741
>we didn't lose the series in game 7

>>75865770

I'm not a Caps fan so I don't really care either way but with the Pen's injuries they should have been able to take that series. They never really played like they gave a shit.

>>75865812
retard

>>75865657
Kek

>>75865821

You're why the Leafs make fun of us desu.

>>75865841
>us
maybe you should know what you're talking about before you reply

hockey is reddit

>>75865855
i couldn't agree more
american ip range ban when

>>75864287
OH FUNNY Jared... THAT POOR GUY SUFFERED SUCH A SEVERE CONCUSSION SEVERAL YEARS AGO, HE'S LUCKY THAT HE'S STILL ABLE TO PLAY HOCKEY!! FNG OVECHKIN WAS PURPOSELY BOARDING HIM, WITH NO PENALTIES BEING CALLED FOR THE MOST PART, BECAUSE HE KNEW WITH SID BEING ABLE TO PLAY, WE WOULD, ONCE AGAIN DEMOLISH THEIR HOPES OF MOVING ON IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!. YOU KNOW BUDDY, I DON'T TAKE ANYBODY TRASHING MY STEELERS OR PENS!!! OH GOSH, LAST NIGHT I WAS SO ANXIOUS & PSYCHED UP FOR THE PENS TO WIN & I WAS SCREAMING THE ENTIRE GAME..IT HELPS... JIMMY KEPT SAYING "KAY, QUIT SCREAMING" BUT I CAN'T...JUST LIKE IN FOOTBALL!!! I HAVE TO GET IT OUT OR I'LL END UP NEEDING A NITRO... GOSH DURING A COUPLE STEELER GAMES LAST SEASON I DID HAVE TO TAKE A NITRO CAUSE I STARED GETTING CHEST PAINS BAD... BUBBA SAID SHE WAS GONNA TELL MY DR & I FLIPPED.... HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT I GET SO EXCITED & NERVOUS THAT I GO INTO CARDIO VASOSPASM, CAUSE THEN THEY'D SAY I'M NOT PERMITTED TO WATCH STEELERS OR PENS GAMES!!! YOU KNOW LIFE IS STEELERS FOOTBALL & PENS HOCKEY (AND PIRATES BASEBALL, CAUSE JIMMY LOVES BASEBALL). PAP PAP USED TO TELL ME I WAS OBSESSED, THAT I CARED MORE ABOUT THE GAME & WINNING THAN THE PLAYERS MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.. CAUSE AFTER A STEELER LOSS YEARS AGO, I CRIED EACH TIME & I'D BE SO WORKED UP YOU LITERALLY COULDN'T TALK TO ME FOR AT LEAST 4 HOURS, CAUSE I'D SNAP YOUR HEAD OFF, NOT MEANING TO BE BITCHY, I'D JUST BE SO WORKED UP!!!

I CAN'T STAND OVECHKIN, I REALLY DESPISE HIM & LAST NIGHT I TOLD JIMMY, "YOU KNOW HE'S NOT THAT TALL HONEY, I WISH I COULD PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE" CAUSE I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD... HE'S A DIRTY PLAYER, PURPOSELY OUT TO HURT SID EVERY YEAR, CAUSE SID'S THAT GOOD & HE MEANS THAT MUCH IN THE GAME!!! OK, I'M DONE BITCHING . LOVE YOU BUDDY!!!! GO PENS, WE WANT THE CUP!!!

>>75865741
Nah. If the Caps ever showed the ability to win a big game maybe I'd believe him. This team has NO heart and lost because the Penguins do.

>>75864728
Sens and Nashville are legit the weakest teams remaining

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>>75865904
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>75865926

That and because Kessel is apparently one of the most based playoff performers of all time. Guy is a fucking monster in crunch time.

>>75865968
guy's a fucking monster in munch time*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orZwIDDKvlQ

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>>75865968
wut

>>75864974
Why the fuck would anyone care about Canadian politics? It'd be like caring about who Switzerland votes for.

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>>75866015
some teams like good players

>>75865741
>ovi has an excuse

What's his excuse for the past +8 years?

>>75866029
because Switzerland is a border nation and largest trading partner amirite?

don't downplay your ignorance due to some misguided superiority complex

>>75866092
your post implies we care who mexico has for king. it's a bad argument

>>75866128
and your post details why the once great superpower known as the USA is now in the toilet lmao

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Laughing so hard @ Ted from Akron and the dutch caps fan

>>75866155
obsessed

>>75866069
so the fatty knows how to pad stats in already won games
bravo

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>>75866069
Rank them in total points.

>>75866197
Fatty only got points because he's feeding off noobs on a stacked squad.

>>75866197
weak bait

>>75866178
whatever helps your ignorant ass sleep at night

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>>75866015

Reminder Crosby literally only got MVP because his name is Crosby

>>75866219
0 points in game 7
0 points in game 6

>monster in crunch time

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>>75866214
that's a lot of Penguins

>>75866253
Where are the Am͟ericans?

>>75866292
Still at work

>>75866231
>Sidney Crosby
>8.7% shooting

Did this autist miss shots on purpose?

>>75864368
you forgot to put me in the good posters list.

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>>75866292
next

Serious question how often does a train get run on Kippers?

>>75866231
meanwhile kesslel had two (2) points in a 6 game SCF

>such clutch
>so monster

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>>75866379
>train run on
>asian

>>75865904
oh

>>75866414

>Literally didn't watch the playoffs last year

lmao

>>75866379
Kippers is a virgin

>>75866463
I'm sorry but i can vouch that >she's not

>>75866092
I legitimately dont care who runs Canada and I'm certain 75% of the world doesn't either. Sorry you're irrelevant

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Jamaica will be a hockey superpower soon and Finland will still be shit

>>75866452
uh huh
a fine retort there my burgerfriend, great counterpoint as to why the most clutch player on the pens only managed one (1) goal in the biggest series of his life

>>75866231
Dem 3 GWG
I like Bill but his backchecking is non-existent and he barely wins puck battles. It's cliche but Crosby excels at things that do not show up on stat sheets (in addition to the things that do show up)

>>75866510

>Biggest series ever
>Pens v Caps

I'd be asleep if I played on the Pens too desu. Everyone already knows how that ends.

>>75866491
don't put your ignorance on the rest of the world
you burgers have already proven you know nothing about what goes on beyond your borders

>>75866540

Agreed. Crosby is an infinitely better player than Phil but the guy was still unreal last year. He came up big every time they needed him.

>>75866546
I am like 100% positive absolutely no one freaks out about Canadian elections like they do with USA and European ones, you know, countries that actually matter

>>75866541
yeah I'm totally talking about the fucking craps series and not the 2016 scf that I was referring back to
stop responding to me if your just going to spout retarded nonsense

>>75866588
>laffs

>>75866588

You're the one responding to me though, Gord.

>>75866494
>that ginger
>those Asians

lol

>>75864287
But you already did it for me

>>75866584
>american reading comprehension

>>75866221
>trying this hard to convince yourself that the rest of the world gives a single fuck about Canada
Would be funny if it weren't so sad

>>75866621
I understood your post perfectly. Nobody cares who your leader is or who you elect. Its not Americans being ignorant, its us not giving a fuck. I know who France just elected, I dont care about your fuck country. And neither does 75% of the world

>>75866609
>asians

Those are negros.

>>75866648
you say that you understood my post but then you go on to assume shit about the rest of the world you know nothing about

rmyt

>>75866649
There's a surprisingly large amount of half Asians in Jamaica.

I guess you can call them black even though they're brown-ish.

>>75866214
>that form
snap city

>>75866678
>to assume shit

Ahahahahahah there's no assumptions here guy. If I could survey all Asian countries right now about how much they cared about Canadian politics on a scale of 1-10, I bet I'd average around 3-4. Thats a quarter of the worlds population not caring about you.

Once again, sorry your irrelevant

>>75866735
how am i not surprised you don't understand the definition of assumption

>>75866777

as·sump·tion
əˈsəm(p)SH(ə)n/
noun
1.
a thing that is accepted as true or as certain to happen, without proof.

Once again, no assumptions or assuming here, the world does not care about you. Point blank period. Meanwhile you cucks wait on baited breath for our new president. I dont need to know shit about your irrelevant country

>>75866823
what exactly is point blank about
>I bet
I'm glad you copied the definition of a word you don't understand though, too bad you some cant comprehend the concept of "assuming"

>>75866862
>getting this triggered by a burger

Who gets the last laugh, /hoc/?

>>75866862
>hurrr you dont understand The word

Nice argument there guy. Not only do I understand the word but you literally can't refute the fact that your country is irrelevant and cucked. My fucking sides

Please list off all the 2016 democratic nominees so I can laugh at how obsessed you are with my country

>>75866887
Your last two digits says it all

>>75866881
>falseflagging this hard

>>75866913
in contrast to the words?

>>75866906
you keep telling me you understand the word but then you go ahead misuse it

rmyt

>>75866463
*permavirgin

>>75866943
Now you're just looking for (you)'s. Glad you've accepted your irrelevancy in the world. Next time apologize to an american for not knowing who your 6th option for being prime minister was you faggot

>>75866971
keep assuming youve won my burgerfriend
you are playing the ignorant american role to a t

How meaty is kippers eggroll?

>>75867044
Arby's tier thicc

>>75867044
>eggroll

is that slang for pussy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5YRtckxJTk

>>75867019
There you go, using that word you have no idea what it means

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>>75867044
I've got two, actually.

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>Cucks fans

>>75867117
lmao
this desperation

>>75867208
you're a sad lonely loser obsessed with a country that doesn't give a shit about you

>>75867215
some fine projection you have there

>thought the caps could do it
>didn't
wew

>>75867208
Why are you using ANOTHER word you dont know the meaning of?

>Canadian "education"

>>75864287
>LE PENS ARE THE BAD GUYS BECAUSE THEYRE GOOD!
Why is /hoc/ so rump rustled?

>>75867225
thanks for semen slurping today you have earned your ration for tomorrow

>>75867239
People would rather cheer for sunbelt. Literal cucks.

>>75867237
keep trying to pin my own argument against me burgerfriend
just don't assume its working :^)

>>75864462
This is the correct one

>>75867261
Literally the 3rd time you've used a word you dont know the meaning of.

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hokkei :3

>>75867288
still so desperate to "win"

>>75867312
Holy shit he did it a 4th time the absolute mad man

>>75867312
Lmao I "won" posts ago when you literally plugged your ears and screamed LALLALA U DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS. At this point I'm just getting ez (you)'s off your retarded ass. Watch I'll do it again LMAO

>>75867335
this high level of assdevestation

>>75867335
>>75867358

are you pretending to be retarded?

>>75867358
its well proven you don't understand what assume means how can I argue with someone who cant even grasp the English language

Reminder: the last person to reply is ALWAYS the winner.

>>75867371
I'd be careful calling people retarded, Grease
When you pull out stuff like this:

>>75866941

>>75867382
You literally dont know what any of the words you used mean

The lack of Finnish posters can only mean they know they're about to get whooped.

>>75867428
They're pre-game binge drinking in their backyard saunas atm
They'll come

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what the actual fuck are you retards doing

>>75867404
just because you didn't understand what I said, doesn't mean I am the retard. I 'd be careful posting when you pull out stuff like this

lets go predajers

>>75867454
Insecure Canadian goes off on a sperg spree because the world doesn't care about their politics

>>75867454
triggering an autist

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Official /Ourguy/ list
1. Pittsburgh Penguins

Official r/hockey list
1. Trashville Predditors
2. Analslime Dongz
3. Ottawa Snes

>>75864287
Senators
Penguins
Predators
Ducks

Also, >tfw when hockey is still two hours away

FUCK

>>75867556
Switch around the lists

>>75867556
Looking at pictures like this, McGayKid seems less awkward and autistic and more racist.

>>75867586
Take that back. Hes a good ol boy.

>>75864287
Snes
Preds
Cucks
Pongs

t. Flyers fan :^)

>>75867573
Pens are un ironically the least Reddit team left

>hated by everyone that isn't their fans

Reddit LOVES their scrappy underdogs

>>75867627
All 3 fucking teams left barely have 2k more people combined than do the subs on the pongs reddit kek

>>75867674
Yeah I wouldn't know that because I dont go on Reddit. Maybe you should go back

>>75867627
Genuily thought Reddit loved whatever was most popular on social media.. and stuff

>>75867693
Except you said leddit loves their scrappy underdogs, so I checked to see how full of shit you are

>>75867696
I actually dont know but I'm pretty sure Reddit loves scrappy underdogs since it represents a communist/socialist metaphor and they love that shit

>>75867706
>he actually went on reddit

Might as well make an account while you're at it

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Anime.

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>tfw finally ridding ourselves of Finnish goaltending

>>75867771
>give up Finnish goaltending
>take giant glass meme goalie

I guess its a step up.

have we really come to the point where people falseflag as redditors?

Who wins tonight lads? Has Anaheim finally conquered their home ice disadvantage? Is Nashville just a meme team that beat some burnt out clubs? I'm going Preds 3-2.

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>>75867733
jealous black women.
eating chicken wings.

>>75867754
Thank you Randy!


>>75867771
Need to sort that D-core though, Bishop won't be -that- much of an impact with a D-core like that

Where will Niemi and Lehtonen go though?

>>75867754
So let me get this straight, most team sub reddits have rules where you can't talk shit about them right? So the penguins are so not Reddit other redditors from other teams subreddits come and invade their sub reddit to talk shit?

So pens haters are redditors and the pens are literally /ourguys/? Holy fuck thank you based randy from reddit

>>75867810
Niemi to flyers, Lehtonen to avs.

>>75867827
Pens are still the bad guys even if reddit hates them too (which they don't)
>>75867810
The AHL

>>75867827
team subs are for discussing the team without constant shit flinging from outsiders, it makes sense to want reasonable discussion without spam memes, that can be elsewhere

>>75867791
youll never ever have a preds cheerleader sit on your face. gonna end it rn

>>75867789
Predator sweep

It's Smashville's year

>>75867861

At least wait til Omaha lifts the Lee before you snuff out anon

>>75864287
Preds
Sens
Ducks

Power Gap

Pens

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>>75867875
>Omaha

>>75867861
The black one gave me a seat upgrade once. I touched her hand. Might as well die now.

>>75867875
>>75867894
O M A H A

>snes think its a good idea to play 1-3-1 against the pongs

What exactly is a good idea about giving the penguins free reign of the puck in their zone?

>dude we'll trap them center ice lmao

Dude dump and checks lmao

Pens in 5

what should omaha's team name be?

>>75867960
relocateme

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>>75867960
Simply move LVG there and you're set

>>75867954
Shut up you obnoxious shit, at least get a cursory knowledge of hockey before you spout stupid ass nonsense. Fucking pongs fans.

>>75868007
How ass blasted Are you?

Why are you all so obsessed with Reddit

>>75868041
>lol u mad bruh!?!?!
Typical mouth-breathing rust belt retard

>>75867983

>lancers
>the knight isn't equipped with a lance

What did the logo designer mean by this?

>>75868044
i like reddit
it has niche lil corners that don't have discussion elsewhere

>Penguins, Predators picked to play for Stanley Cup by NHL Network, NHL.com experts
Time to bet everything on the ducks and sens

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>anime posting is reddit
>predditors are reddit
>all anime posters are predditcucks
hmmmmmmmm makes ya think

>>75868080
really jogs the nog if you will

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>>75868080
what did the reddithawk mean by this?

>>75868080
looks like chiraqs fanbase since 09 desu

>Kippers still hasn't killed himself
Shame really

>>75868080
Is this what they call a "heel turn"? Predditors are becoming the bad guys?

>>75868065
I absolutely have no idea anon.

>>75868080
Not surprising. It's sad watching all the predditcucks itt and on /hoc/ desperately pretending not reddit

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Reminder swedeposters are all nincumpoops

>chiredit sperg talking to himself again
pretty funny desu

>>75868113
They've been the bad guys, reddit invaded here trying to force consensus with "good guy" shilling

>>75868127
yep, its been known for years that trashville is objectively reddit

it truly is the senators year

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>>75868080
>Maple Leafs (-15%)

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pls no bully

>>75868160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvSyvpIvM

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who is ready for
>finnish goaltending

>>75868170
jumped so hard from the bandwagon they broke their ankles lol

>>75868080
damn. redditors jumped onto the predditor bandwagon so hard they broke their ankels

>>75868056
I dont even live in Pittsburgh ahahahaha. Off yourself when the pongs repeat

>>75868218
yep but it cant be called a bandwagon when the franchise has always been reddit

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can anyone post a more embarrassing bracket than mine?

>>75868230
>bandwagoner
you're the one who needs to off himself, post haste

If repeating digits James Neal gets a hat trick tonight for da perds

>>75868267
I live in a city where there is no hockey team, try again

>le ebin pick the closest team xD

Nah I'm good

JG Pageau 4 goal night.

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>>75868245
I let myself be influenced by media, and believed the caps wouldn't choke for once

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>>75868245
well you got the one that matters right

nobody is stopping the pongs

>>75868286

Confirmed lives in Philadelphia

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Reminder who the good guys are tonight, down with the pRedditors