GOAT jerseys edition
>nyheter
>>75858038
What does it say
4th for butthurt
>>75858049
Pekka Rinne confirmed for Skoda Cup
>>75858049
>>75858076
Can confirm
Who /Quad City Mallards/ here?
First for spearing goalies
xth for it was 3-0 with 3:16 left in the game
FORZA ITALIA
>tfw weather is so shitty that even the weather man loses his shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6T9ESB_UcA
>>75858142
lmaooooo xD we lit
>>75858065
IT WAS OUR TURN
https://youtu.be/N_wXwK-HCyI
Lärvinen confirmed for skoda cup
>>75858065
>when your golden boy goes completely silent and your goalie keeps you in the series
REFPUCK
>rags
>craps
>tfw it is så jävla varmt outside
chugging a box of piggelin as we speak
>>75858661
It is ihan vitun cold outside
>>75858142
What kind of gobbilty goop is he speaking there?
>>75858697
That language is more grating than a fillipino trying to speak english.
>>75858142
>mfw
>>75858809
>>75858142
for comparison, temps May 2016
>rags
>bjs
>craps
Metro btfo
>>75858809
>>75858824
post temperatures
>>75858892
weather posting is for the offseason you turbonigger
>>75858892
Wisconsin
>>75858892
9 degs C and sunny at the moment but there has been surprise snow showers the whole damn week
>>75858892
Comfy temps here, not too hot, not too cold
Trade everyone. Anyone who can't be traded eats a bullet. Make Trotz play hopscotch in traffic. Come to terms with the fact that the Rock The Red era is over and move on ASAP.
>>75859053
This attitude is turning you into the bad guys and the pens into the good guys of your series tbf
>>75859084
while the pens were always the good guys, the mad caps poster is clearly false flagging. there are no caps fans
>>75859095
They definitely were not and yes there are
>>75859053
does he get to stay?
>>75859095
>the pens were always the good guys
lel
>>75859116
stop talking about good guys and bad guys anyway you stupid fucking faggot. plus, I do not give a shit what a yuro thinks about this league.
and no, there have never been caps fans in /hoc/
>>75859123
all you do is cry about the pens who the fuck cares about you either
>>75859123
success breeds jealousy
jealousy leads to hate
...well you know the rest
>>75859084
How? We suck. This core has had multiple coaches, multiple opponents, multiple GMs, tons of offensive and defensive additions. And yet they cannot win. Why would any fan of their team want such cancer on it? Just start over again already.
>>75859128
Stop being a bad guy if you don't want to be perceived as one.
And I don't give a shit about what a yank thinks about this league.
And yes, there have been, and still are.
>>75859163
semen slurper
>>75859163
t. crapsfag since 2006
>>75859161
You lost in game 7 against the favorites with a slacking (and possibly injured) Ovechkin and you want to trade the whole team?
It only makes you seem like you don't know shit about hockey and like you're a whiny ass cunt.
>>75859220
>you
>you
also why are you arguing "good guys" and "bad guys" this is the dumbest fucking shit. I fucking hate people that call things reddit but I don't know what else this could be
>>75859184
u mad
>>75859202
Nope
>>75858142
Fucking lel
>>75859232
feel free to show off your Gustafsson sweater then
>>75859220
Yes, because this is the FIRST TIME EVER we choked in the playoffs. It's not like there is a HISTORY of this, right?
>>75859231
Are you that much of a 4chan autist that you have a problem with using "we" and "you" in this sense?
It's shitposting. There is some level of seriousness to it. But I'm assuimg it's mostly for shitposting around here (like everything seems to be), and it's abviously working.
>>75859257
I'm not claiming to be a Washington fan
>>75859279
god you're a fucking faggot
>>75859274
It has been much worse though. Losing to the favorites in game 7 isn't that bad.
>>75859286
Why are you so rude?
>>75859279
>I'm not claiming to be a Washington fan
then why do you claim that there are actually craps fans here?
>>75859296
Because I've seen them post.
Here for example --> >>75859274
>>75859294
>Losing to the favorites in game 7 isn't that bad.
the craps were the favorite you mouth breathing retard
>Why are you so rude?
why do you come to American sites and watch our leagues?
>>75859294
>It has been much worse though. Losing to the favorites in game 7 isn't that bad
And if it was just this year, Craps fans wouldnt be reacting like this. But its year after year after year after year, with no success to show for it. So burn it to the ground and salt the Earth that it stood on.
>>75859320
Posted wrong pic, sorry anon
>>75857987
>>75859331
enjoy your vacation
>>75859308
I don't agree with you.
Why are you avoiding the question?
>>75859320
I understand the frustration. I have a team here in Sweden that has been favorites but ended up in the top 4, but never won, for about 10 years straight now. I still feel that it's important to not behave like a shit towards those who actually are contributing to the team.
>>75859351
because my opinion is inherently more valuable than yours and objectively correct. bow down and accept it.
Laughing SO HARD at the Edmonton oilels
>>75859358
N-no
>>75859374
I love you sweden
>>75859378
I love you too usa
>>75859374
BOW DOWN AND ACCEPT IT
>>75859320
Did you just post a pic of your girlfriends crotch? This is why phoneposting is dangerous
>>75859385
Triple H, is that you?
>>75859385
>>75859381
>>75859407
now you really need to fuck off
>>75859420
Hey hey mister! Take it easy now, we're just getting to know each other
>>75859424
>not knowing about Motörhead
>>75859367
Fuck Pittsburgh
>>75859430
Its just a kiss. Nothing more....yet.
>needed 5 minutes to score
>>75859474
>>75859485
>>75859480
no intensity, no speed as usual against the blåbärs
Reminder that >rags chose to NOT offer Strålman another contract even though he was settled and wanted to continue playing there
>>75859471
That's it mister! You're sleeping alone tonight!
>>75859495
A shakey group stage means that they might be good in the playoff round, r-right?
>>75858892
>>75858824
>climate change isn't real
Why are conservashits and trumpcucks so fucking retarded?
>"So uhm we have to uhm disallow the last goal cause there was uhm a goal before that"
Smooth
>>75859536
>people just talking about the weather
>annoying liberal fags immediately start talking about politics
No wonder everyone hates you, you're like those fucking vegans who introduce themselves with "I'm a vegan"
>>75859533
all the NHL players means it's a quarter final exit fiasco waiting to happen
EBINN :DDD
>Team Funland not playing tonight
Why are two day breaks allowed
i thought the burgers were suppose to be improving at international play
>>75859588
>back to back games
>it's against easyland and italy
>>75859562
Don't say that please
>>75859559
>at the playoff game
>drinking a beer, just enjoying myself
>faggot next to me starts talking to me about Trump and how Hillary won the "popular vote"
Wish I could have changed seats
>17 shots after 10 minutes
FUG :D
mfw 3 comfy games tomorrow
really made me think
>>75859692
is this referring to his hand eye coordination?
Woke up this morning with a huge smile on my face thinking about how pathetic the Oilers are
>>75859750
>Woke up this morning with a huge smile on my face when thinking about another team
top cuck
>>75859750
Oh that's why I had that boner
>>75859750
that's not how you spell Ohio
>>75859739
His father was a potatofarmer so workethic was instilled from a young age. You either work hard or you close down the business
The capitals are mentally ill faggots. This fucking russkie says this and the faggot swede said that they didn't lose the series in game 7, they lost the series in the first 3 games
>>75859777
Lucky trips confirm
>Still laughing SO HARD AT Ted from Akron
>>75859806
They did lose though, also (((Pittsberg))) is the worst possession team in the playoffs with the highest PDO.
>>75859806
they played bad in the first games so it had to come down to seven games. whats so hard to understand
>>75859855
the swede faggot said they didn't lose the series when they lost game 7.
>>75859834
pittsburgh has always had shit advance stats yet completely blow out the analysts by winning
Will the snes expose the pongs? I'm thinking 'yes'.
>/hoc/ fell for the "Karlsson is elite" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs
>>75859873
Helps when they play the Teds who have 1 win in their history in the playoffs and the washington choke it alls. Last year they played the sharts for fuck sake. * cup win for sure.
>>75859901
was the same shit when they were beating the 00 era wongs
are you going to discount that victory as well cause you're mad af
>>75859901
no matter who the pens beat you will say that team was shit. you're so sad
>>75859923
Nah if they beat either the predditors or the cucks I will say it was earned, we'll see
>>75859889
>check video description
>WARNING: THE VIDEO rHOCKEY MODS DONT WANT YOU TO SEE
>google rHOCKEY
>it's ribbit
hello ribbit
>>75859769
>not taking pleasure in McQueer's misfortunes
>Poo Doughty lowlights
>the entire 2016-2017 season
*blocks your path to the SCF*
>>75859964
>kongs
>>75859964
>here is your complementary norris trophy mr droughty
>>75859975
>>>/reddit/
>>75859889
I'll never get over the fact that someone was so assmad at the best defenseman in the league that he had to pinpoint every single mistakes he made in a season and stuff it all in one video in a vein attempt to discredit him
>>75859880
>out of the final 4 teams left, the Sens have the lowest PDO by a full 25 points
You fucking know it. Seeing /hoc/ write them off like they did for the first two rounds will make the upset all the sweeter
döp döp döp dödödödöp döp döp
>>75859975
Are we still falling for the Pekka is good meme /hoc/?
>>75859975
WITH FINNS YOU ___________
SCAAAARRR
>>75858864
>metro btfo
>pens repeating
Uhhhhh
it begins
>>75860009
BENIS :DDD
>>75859993
>the last times the snes made it to the conference finals the ducks made it to the cup final
Our fates are intertwined my friend
>>75860032
dumb dirty spic
>>75860046
>Tennessee nigger
>>>/reddit/
Cum
>>75860032
no big bro to carry you time cucks
>>75860056
I'm not a preds fag you dumb projecting stupid spic. you talk about reddit a lot though paco
>>75860056
Oh, it's you again
>>75860046
Laziest insult considering you're talking about kongs fans
>>75859053
>rock the red era is over
Good, that catchphrase is retardedly simple. Caps need a whole culture change
>>75860064
That's not what projecting means you fucking retard
>>75859163
>stop being a bad guy
Yeah let me call up lemiux on his personal number and ask him to change the way the team plays because losers on the internet get mad when they win
>>75860122
I understand English is your second language but come on now
swedes barely holding on against the italians here
>>75860148
we watching the same match?
>>75859424
>he actually had to look up triple H
Underage or incredibly old man fuck off
>>75860146
>humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.
I did none of these things, I just called you a nigger and a predditors fan. How stupid are you, honestly?
BroDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>75860164
>sweaty man drama
kill yourself
>>75859518
pls stop bullying, it still hurts :'(
>>75858892
>>75860165
>I just called you a nigger
you're a projecting shitskin paco. you are so fucking stupid I can't believe you can use a computer
>>75859494
>>75859485
>>75859474
Holy fuck id be surprised if Ovi doesn't leave for the KHL after this
>>75860188
That's still not what it means, if that's the case you're le projecting too. Fuck off retard.
>>75860178
>replying this late
>>75860225
>you're le projecting too
is le spanish? this isn't anaheim we speak English here
>>75860188
Why not post your shitskin faggot?
>>75860238
Sorry I have a job
>>75860248
because I don't have shitskin Jose
>>75859901
Maybe the teams the pens beat were shit because the pens were flat out better? You even watch the cup run last year faggot?
>pens were fast as fuck, out skating and out shooting you. You'd better skate after that puck in your end zone or letang and hagelin were going to gangbang your goalie in the crease
Pens look incredibly sloppy on D this year without letang, but are obviously still very dangerous
>>75860172
>didnt have a child hood
Sad!
BISH KILLS VIBE: Stats enter stunning six-year deal with washed up goaler Ben Bishop
>>75860319
mouth breather
>tfw we are finland tier in powerplay
what happened?
we were elite a year ago
>>75860330
anything to get away from >finn goaltending i guess
>>75860336
I breathe through my nose dummy
Please lose weight and have sex
>>75860358
cucked off of /sp/
>>75860264
Sure you don't
>>75860384
>60% white nation giving each other a tongue lashing over who is shitskin
its both of you retards trust me
>>75860365
I legitimately dont care about wrestling anymore you're just incredibly underage if you dont know who triple H is. I mean the name literally screams IM A WRESTLER
So we all agree that the Ducks and Sens are gonna get exposed right?
>>75860420
No, it screams HHH
>>75860420
I'm 24. I've just never lived in a trailer
>>75860424
how do you expose the fucking underdog?
>signing bishit for 6 years
>>75860424
The only thing getting exposed in the WCF is >Finn goaltending
>>75860542
you'd pay that money too if you were stuck with >finnish goaltending
>>75860550
could you please tell me how many swedish goalers remain in the playoffs?
>>75860542
Bigshit will get lit up with that defense. Can they package their Finnish goalers for some quality Swedish defenseman?
>>75860542
>signing another Lehtonen
ayyy lmao
>>75860550
how many finnish goaltenders won stanley cups? surely it must be more than the zero swedish goaltenders
>>75860596
Dallas is building swedish-finnish ubermench blue-line
>>75860587
goaltending is for autists
>>75860623
that doesnt answer my question
>NMC
>>75860630
Pekka Rinne is swedish
>>75860420
you got worked pretty easily
>>75860542
what happened to that goalie that they picked in first round several years ago?
>>75860646
I remember Cambell too. he was supposed to be the next super goalie or something.
>>75860641
if he was the preds wouldn't have made the playoffs
>>75860673
>this faith in a fraud
>>75860646
Jack Campbell? His career has not progressed like it was projected to be. He got traded away and is the third chain goalie in LA.
>>75860673
Are you implying Saros wouldn't have overtaken the swedish goalie in the middle of the season and taken preds to the playoffs?
>>75860620
>lindell
is he fennoswede?
>>75860444
>I'm 24
>doesn't know what the attitude era was
Actually grew up without a father and with No friends didnt you
>>75860684
>believing this much in a meme
he's going to take the preds to the scf
>>75860714
no idea
>>75860724
even if he didn't watch wresting it's hard to not know who Triple H is
Is there one like this for the Oilers? I love this shit.
https://youtu.be/7PC10sQzEGY
>the dire state of swedish power play
where is Karlsson when you need him?
>>75860726
Cucks will put 4+ in tonight and we will all be talking about Finnish goaltending tomorrow morning, mark my words
>>75860646
>>75860694
looks like he had a decent year for the kings in the AHL this year. then again they play in a babby division so he still probably sucks
>>75860767
no because the oilers window is just opening, meanwhile the craps windows is closing and their salty """""""fans""""" all know it
>>75858084
Top tier logo desu
>>75860773
Carrying Ottawa with one hand and leg
>>75859519
We never slept together to begin with.
>>75860724
no. I even had a friends dad that played in the XFL. I just never watched wrestling because I'm not a poor fat loser
>signing two finnish goalies for starter dollars
>Having to sign a third goalie for starter dollars
>>75860777
we'll see about that. he hasn't fucked it all up yet
>Hedman + Strålman costs only 1m more than Staal + Girardi
>>75860646
>1 game for Stars
>6 goals against
damn, poor guy
Ducks in 6 pens in 7
Cap this post and check um
>>75860784
If the ducks aren't gonna go back to the old logo they should use one like it
>a fucking foot
>>75860827
Hes fucked up plenty desu. Preds havent faced a powerful offense and their D has bailed rinne out.
>>75860838
got a shutout in his only NHL start this year
>>75860777
>posting this same post now 12 times in a row
maybe 13th time is the charm who knows. You're bound to be right at some point statistically
>>75860694
>>75860838
>Dallas passed on Fowler and Tarasenko for that shit goalie
>>75860852
>>75860850
I want this to be desu
>>75860862
he only played 20 minutes and made 5 saves, not really a shutout
>>75860873
>drafting goalies in the 1st round
what is this, year 2005?
>>75860838
Tbf you can't expect a kid to play well in his very first game, the nerves are usually a bit much.
If he had like 5 games with 4gaa each then yeah
>>75860832
>>75860876
the post was meant to read
"spending 1m more to play golf in may"
>tranpa gay
>>75860880
lel
>>75860868
Anyone who thought the Bloos could score 4 goals in a game regardless of opponent is a moron
>5-1
these numbers seem familiar
>>75860860
every goaltender would fail if their d line didn't bail them out. That's the whole point of a d line. And they faced a potentially powerful offense with shitcago and the d line worked well with Pekka to stop that
>>75860935
>not even double digits
i thought sweden was suppose to be a hockey nation
>>75860959
Fleury doesn't
>>75860935
>6-1
these too
>>75861018
kek I knew this post would come
>>75860998
literally putting up lundshit tier numbers despite winning
the only thing keeping the pongs afloat is that they can put the puck in the other sides net
gz on first goal Eriksson Ek
PORCO DIO
>>75861067
OOK
>Greiss is a /pol/tard
>>75861141
>>75861141
>>75861147
Good guy
Top tier jersey
>>75861141
dare i say, /our guy
>>75861211
No we already agreed that Aho is /ourguy/
>>75861302
>ywn have a scandi girl sit on your face
SAD!
>>75861333
I have
WE'RE WINNING
>>75859518
>they kept staal and locked him up with an anchor contract
>he's already washed up and still has like 5 years left.
lel
>>75861415
delet this or else
>>75861415
>>75861415
8-2 :DDDD
Holy SHIT, Finland is about to get RAPED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Cn8Gfiz90
N O R G E
O
R
G
E
>>75861432
>>75861443
>>75861453
come at me lillebror
>>75861460
Don't say that, think about their feelings.
>>75860825
Its pretty clear they are going to try to dump at least one of the finns.
>>75861036
Lundpads made some of the best saves of the playoffs desu
Fleury does suck, but Lundpads wasn't that bad. Also notice Lundpads GAA is lower.
>>75861479
>vitryssland
Why is Swedish so fucking DUMB?
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/a/Jmw84/uppgifter-nicklas-backstrom-klar-for-vm
He's coming over
Plays the world championships:
>Draisaitl
>Lundqvist
>Hedman
>Bäckström
>Ehlers
>Pastrnak
>Panarin
>Kucherov
>Eichel
Won't play:
>McDavid
>Ovechkin
>Laine
>Matthews
>Marchand
>Kane
>Scheifele
>Burns
Makes me think
>>75861479
>>75861462
>>75861520
I thought Scheifele is playing.
Other than that you're right.
>>75861538
I missed that and he wasn't on the roster when I checked. But you're right, he is
Why is sweden the only country we can win in skoda cup finals?
>>75861565
We're weak parents and let you win once every now and then.
Also, nice Karlsson digits
>>75861559
Im honestly more bummed that none of the US goaltenders want to play.
Jimmy Howard is mediocre. Several guys could be some level of upgrade over him but none of them will play. At Least Howard shows up.
Though its normal for us to have the worst NHL turnout at every position.
*blocks your shot*
>>75861586
Howard has been pretty solid when he's not been injured this season tbf. Better than mediocre for sure.
But I get what you're saying. I'm really surprised Lundqvist is coming, he usually doesn't. And until he decided to the goaltending was what I was most cautious about too
Don't know if the guys like our new coach a lot more than the new one, but we've had a lot of trouble getting NHL talent as well the past few years
>>75861460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bhk7ZtGZ3M
>Norge
>>75861622
holy fuck Finland national team looks like THAT?
What did he mean by this?
>>75861622
>FINLAND
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYAPfPytr7M
>>75861712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYIwun7pajc
>>75861712
>>75861734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bp4ZuTcD0A
>>75861147
Based Greiss
>>75861760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2-iG7HVokg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db3z9YaUYRI
Good to see that Canada is getting practice being chased, on monday it will be lions instead of tigers
Which players will make the Sami national team when we secede?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJeIeTxJJo
>>75859341
Damn I miss this. Mighty Ducks jerseys were dank. Quack!
>>75861898
lel
all good hockey players are from the east coast
>>75861898
Börje Salming would probably still make it.
But
>samis
>getting even a square meter
lel
>>75861898
reindeers can't skate
>>75861898
>we
How do you have Internet in the forest
guys i cant stop listening to this pls send help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE
>>75861973
i have listened to this for about 1 hour straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQmBLvIHrE
>>75861973
What are those lyrics even about?
https://twitter.com/UffeBodin/status/863073609740414979
Oscar Lindberg is coming
>>75861973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VNC0K3l-LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuyFEOEVMBY
>rags
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75861973
hokkeigold 2008
You have great taste
>>75862038
basement parties in Finland sure look like fun
literally me now
>>75862038
What is he singing about Pekka?
>>75862091
finnish polemics
and frankly, it's disgusting
>>75857987
Death to those who insult Ovechkin
>>75862091
>he hasnt learnt finnish yet
how casual can you be
>>75861992
I'm going to guess finnish things like metal, drinking, hockey, depression, suicide. memes
>>75862091
It's easy to smile as a winner, i have 12 beers
WCH is won, a victory beer opened
A huge victory for finland, lapinkulta to the lips
2008, finland won gold
not bronze, not silver, finland won gold x2
who won? finland who is drinking beer?
who brought gold home? who drank my beer?
blood was spilled, finland won
check to the back, huge tits
>>75861962
Satellite WIFI la.
What is objectively the best month of the year and why is it May?
>>75861928
Prove it
WTF I hate Sweden now
>>75862189
1. August
2. June
3. January
4. February
5. July
6. September
7. May
8. October
9. December
10. April
11. Mars
12. November
>>75862228
Shit taste please kys you'are self
>>75862202
Why?
>>75862228
>he rates August
August is WORST month
every day is getting colder, darker and no more vacation
>>75862242
No you
>>75862251
Literally wrong. August warmth is the best warmth. And for the past 5 years or some that's when I've had most of my summer vacation.
>>75862228
awful
february
march
october
september
december
november
may
january
june
april
july
august
>>75862269
I agree. July is always too hot, too many people taking vacations so if you do, you got to fight for camp sites against them and all their obnoxious kids. In fact, the only thing I would argue with you about it is that July should be ranked lower because of this. September should be number 2. Or should we put it at 11 for the lulz.
>>75862249
They claim Puljujärvi as their own and invaded Laplanders
june
july
may
april
august
september
march
december
october
november
january
february
are you gonna watch DEN - GER or FRA - BLR
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
>>75862351
Watch and learn kids, this is how you make a good post.
I agree with you wholeheartedly about july. I could see it being placed lower, at most 9 or 10 though. And I could also live with september being placed slightly higher, perhaps after january, at 4th place.
>>75862355
>born in Sweden
Checks out
>invaded Laplanders
Not more so than europeans invaded North America
>>75862377
Not a catastrophe. But you're placing shitty spring months too high, and you have placed the best winter month(s) last for some weird reason
>>75862413
NHL is back on tonight, so I can't watch either one. In case you have forgotten, you have a daily allowance of hockey per Bettman's orders.
If you want to watch the high level play of the Ducks and Preds, I suggest you stay away as well, friend.
>>75862461
But its past midnight here when nhl starts does this circumvent bettjews orders?
>>75862433
If you were born in garage are you a motor vehicle???????????
>>75862503
Sure, but no FIN - NOR for you in that case
>>75862503
DELET
>>75862540
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Glad all the bad guys have been eliminated so we can finally enjoy the rest of the playoffs without worrying who advances.
>>75862511
Nice
>>75862527
Terrible comparison tbf
>>75862035
The meme is over, you can stop now friend.
Try some new material to calm your autism.
>>75862562
pongs are still in lad
>>75862584
shut the fuck up Ted
>>75862596
And?
i don't have a favorite month. They all have their upsides
>>75862632
and they all have their """"TIME OF THE""" amirite?
>>75862632
there is no best month. but fuck January, There's nothing good about January. fucking always the coldest dreariest month because it happens right after the holidays and the weather turns for the worse. if its a mild january then there's tons of snow, and if its a harsh january its -40 for long periods of time.
>>75862657
Here's an idea, get the fuck out of Edmonton
Are Oilnogs still crying about muh refpuck ?
>>75862652
you bet
>>75862657
at least it has the all star game
SCAARRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAND
EVEN IF YOU HAD
EVEN IF YOU NEED
>>75862694
at least they're not spics
>>75862699
>All star break.
That's the worst part.
SCAAARRRRR
>>75862745
Yeah neither am I
>>75862745
Iam white . Nice try tho
>>75862694
They are so salty they will watch tonight and shitpost in the game thread about refpuck whenever the Ducks get a power play.
>>75862671
at least Edmonton is dry. they don't get as much snow and ice storms.
>>75862779
Okay gtfo of Calgary
>>75862584
go shoot up another nursing home ted
>>75862798
Calgary gets chinooks during the winter that will bring the weather up to 20C and melt all their ice. and also a very dry winter. though they are cold.
Serious question, am I the only one who thinks it's a little patronizing when the winning team feels the need to say things like "you guys are going to be scary for years to come" and shit like that? Not just for Edmonton, but for other teams like us. I saw the same shit after the Toronto series.
After the game last night, I had a few Ducks fan friends telling me how good the Oilers are going to be in the years to come--and don't get me wrong, it's good sportsmanship, sure--but the last thing I wanted to hear last night was how good we were going to be in the future, especially from Ducks fans.
No offense meant to anyone who did that, and I've cooled significantly from last night, but it just irks me. I dunno, maybe I'm still salty.
Oh, and obviously it goes without saying that the boys had an amazing run. This season was a dream, and it probably is only going to get better from here.
>>75862828
>us
>>75862828
>and don't get me wrong, it's good sportsmanship
kek no it's not
The "chin up, little guy" remarks are never made with good intentions. It's just another way of gloating. They're my favorite to read because they actually solicit the most butthurt after a defeat.
WOW
WHAT A KEK, but only to be expected
>Justin Trudeau urging Leafs, Habs fans to get behind Senators
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/trudeau-senators-canadiens-1.4112551
Love the boys, but I can't help taste the salt.
It doesn't feel like we lost this series fair and square. Both teams had no-show periods, played up and down, but at the end of the day I feel like the refs handed the Ducks 2 games in the series on a striped platter. Add to that Getzlaf hand passing the puck on a faceoff last night and laughing off any sort of fucking penalty and it stings losing the series. Seriously, Getzlaf could murder someone on the ice and refs would turn the other cheek. He got one penalty all series, ONE.
I love the boys, and they did far better than I could have hoped, and I'm happy, but this series was bitter as fuck. Ducks fans were the worst I've seen in /r/hockey, refs fucked up two games (and one call last night that was fucking clear as day), and we lost game 7.
Oh well, next year is a new season. Going to take a little while to come down from the frustration of not just losing, but losing how we did.
I know that at the end of the day the Oilers didn't cut it, and it was out of their control, but god damn it just doesn't feel right at ALL.
>>75862828
WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A BIG STRONG DOG THAT CHALLENGES FOR THE STANLEY CUP!!!
as Wysh once said on MvsW.
>>75857987
Saying "hockey jersey" instead of "hockey sweater" is like saying "baseball stick" instead of "baseball bat".
there is literally no such thing as a "hockey jersey", my Czeslovakian friend.
Only hockey sweaters, exist.
HOCKEY SWEATER
FOOTBALL JERSEY
there's a reason for it and a history to it, it's not nothing.
>>75862906
Harper used to show up in Team Canada jersey to random games all the time and sit stone faced. Same shit. He's a politician. Not surprised.
>>75862919
> redditmonton
>>75862957
At least harper was a true hockey fan. he wrote a book on it.
>>75862991
Harper was a Conservashit piece of shit tho . At least Trudeau will make Canada great again
>>75862906
Kek. How butthurt will /hoc/ be when based Crosby wins the Cup AND snubs the Cheeto-in-Chief by not going to WH?
>>75862919
>the inner workings of a grade 9 from deadmonton
>sick african kids commercial
Why don't they just go to the doctor?
>>75863047
Crosby hates Drumpf ?
>>75862906
>le cuckman wants to cuck canada even more
when will you lads oust this frog
>>75861520
overwhelming evidence that yuroplayers hold back in the playoffs for the expedited opportunity to play for their home country
meanwhile NA players leave it all on the line in search of lord stan lee
>>75863065
fuck off yuropoor
>>75863077
Mccuck being the obvious counterexample to your point
>>75863077
>this post
>McBust had less points in the playoffs than Letestu
>>75863092
make me you fat fuck
>>75863103
Letestu isnt playing at the WC now is he
thanks for confirming what i already said swecuck
>>75863060
Definitely. ONe of the big stars to openly call him out on his idiocy.
Obviously most players anti trump, so it won't be hard at all to convvince everyone else to not go.
>>75863047
I'd fucking love it.
>>75863060
Nah Sid doesn't stir shit, he'd go. I'm sure Trump would rib Kessel in some way just like Obama did.
>>75863122
>ducking out of the way by missing the point on purpose
lel
>>75863047
Would be pretty memetastic
>>75863134
Crosgod called him out multiple times
>>75863134
He'd probably call Kessel Kesler though
Do finns have a traditional time when they sauna or does sauna happen whenever pekka feels the need?
>>75863172
Well, he'll be correct considering the team that actually gets invited to the WH
>grimsby, ontario
HAHAHA IS THIS REAL?
lads, come on
of all the places to take a name from
>>75863184
Then he'd call Kesler Kessel instead. That's just how he works
>>75863196
are you too stupid and poor to google it?
>>75863213
calm down you fat yank wasn't talking to you
>>75863182
>there are people here who don't sauna on midsummer
Hopefully the Oilers pick up a Sniper to play with McDavid. If you watched him closely, he created a lot of good plays, but nobody could execute, and McDavid can't really shoot. Even someone like Monahan or Pastranak would be fine.
Trade away Lucic, Nurse, Letestu, or Maroon for someone decent.
Pittsburgh got Guentzel paired up with Crosby and look how that turned out. Guentzel's not a guy who should be leading the playoffs in goals, but he's a decent enough shot that he makes use of all the chances he gets fed by Crosby.
>>75863247
I mean like a certain time of the day
>>75863182
almost every finn has their own Sauna so it's up to them. I go to Sauna 5-6 times a week.
>>75863264
with Lucic's contact good luck. You are getting nothing for Maroon or Letestu. Ovie might be available though LOL.
>>75863264
crosby has made literal whos allstars for his whole career. mcbabby should try to do it once
>>75863302
See -> >>75863284
>>75863264
>Guentzel's not a guy who should be leading the playoffs in goals
WRONG
>>75863307
they wouldn't be in the playoffs if it wasn't for him let alone in touching distance of a conf final.
>>75863325
stop with your stupid faggot posts like this
>>75863341
When you stop being rude. So I guess never ;^)
>>75863334
cool. that has nothing to do with what I said.
>>75863302
how do you keep a sauna clean? is it difficult to do? I bet with frequent use it gets very gross. Are Fins in general better at sauna cleanliness than other nordic peoples?
>>75863302
wew lad that's a lot of finnish ball sweat
>>75863328
>28 goals in 54 games in the fucking AHL in the past two years
>suddenly leads playoffs in goals
I don't dislike the kid, but what, 7 or 8 of his goals were assisted by Crosby? And the others probably came from goal chances created by crosby even if he didn't get the point?
>>75863334
>Not knowing that Adam Larsson was the biggest reason Oilers were in the playoffs
>>75863362
he made Lucic look more than old and slow. he made Draisatl look like a potential star. he made Maroon look like a young Lucic.
I'm alone so the sauna doesn't need that much cleaning.
>>75863388
ROFL. Watch some games without your bikini team coloured glasses.
>>75863389
Crosby made Kunitz make a team Canada team and an all star.
>>75863409
but what about all the neckbeard trimmings and finnburger wrappers that you leave behind anon
>>75863366
Why would it get dirty?
You can hose it down afterwards if you feel like it but most of the time I don't bother.
It's mostly just water and the heat of the sauna dries it up quickly after you stop using it.
Unless you are the kind of guy who doesn't wipe his own ass I don't see why you would need to clean it that often.
t. different-fag
>>75863424
Draisaitl made team Germany
>>75863389
>Leon Draisaitl
>drafted 3rd overall
>McJustNotReady made him look like a potential star...
wut?
>>75863442
lmao real impressive
>>75863442
what a lofty achievement
someone alert the media
Remember this stupid shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
And then to top it off, the Sens got even more thoroughly embarrassed by the Pens that they hadn't recovered until 9 years later.
>>75863442
Draisaitl is actually good and didnt need help from McShit to get him there
preds about to steal a cheeky road win tonight
>>75863436
>Finnish asshole sweat
>>75863389
Draisatl is on a completely different line, and he outplayed McMeme this playoffs.
McDavid hasn't lifted someone to all-star levels like Gretzky did to Jari Kurri. Though I do blame it on the Oilels having zero good snipers.
childhood is thinking mcmeem is the superstar
adulthood is realizing it's draisaitl
>>75863476
he was going to be a bust if McDavid hadn't actually not been injured this year.
>>75863468
>losing to the eventual stanlee cup finalist 4-1 is consider an """"embarrassment""""
>>75863484
>Oilels having zero good snipers.
>>75863499
anon you're embarrassing yourself
childhood is thinking america is the superstar
adulthood is realizing it's canada
>>75863529
>>75863484
how did they outscore Ducks in the series then?
>>75863544
that one game, to BEE honest
>>75863544
Game 6.
childhood is thinking canada is the superstar
adulthood is realizing it's finland
>>75863436
don't bother!!!
WTF!!!
>>75863544
You can still score goals without having great snipers, I'm just saying there were a lot of missed opportunities on the McDavid line because he either (i) passed to someone who couldn't shoot, or (ii) had to try to make a play and shoot on top of it, which is much easier for goalies to react to
>>75862189
1. December(by far)
2. November
3. January
4. February
5. October
6. March
7. April
8. May
POWER FUCKING GAP
-
-
-
-
9. June
10. July
11. August
12. September
>>75863483
Is just sweat, unless you have problems cleaning your ass.
Also it evaporates pretty much completely in the aftermath.
So unless you have an irrational phobia of hypothetical germs that wouldn't even survive the heat of the sauna I don't see what the problem is.
>>75863572
Yes? Do you wash your shower after every time you use it?
>>75863554
>>75863556
total goals is total goals. It is going to be funny when they trade Eberle for this reason though and get more "heavy guys" who can "go to the net hard in the playoffs." I bet they go hard after Justin Williams.
>>75863522
Penguins swept them and none of the games were close. Considering how smug and over-confident the Sens were from beating the Pens 4-1 the year before, yeah it was an embarrassment.
>>75863601
pretty decent list
i'd swap april and september depending on the year desu
>>75863544
>Oils score 8 goals in the last 2 games
>0 points
Yup, all McMemestar
>>75863610
I clean my shower once a week. And even then I don't have sweaty butt and balls after I leave it.
>>75863617
But one game outliers can throw things off. San Jose outscored Edmonton, also because of one really shit game.
>>75863628
and the Ducks scored 3. Seems like goal scoring is a HUGE problem.
>>75863624
thanks m8, for me it just depends on how hot it is, september is still the ass end of summer and usually it's the hottest of the year here
>>75863655
Oilers were 8th in Goals For this year. Hardly a pop gun offence. Scoring is not their problem. They gave a couple a bad contract out to Lucic and made a bad trade for that Swedish 3/4th D man.
>>75863601
Awful list.
>>75862228
Better but needs improvement.
>>75862189
October is objectively the best month and it's not even close. All four major sports are happening and there is always something to watch, even for casuals who don't follow everything.
>>75863618
>Considering how smug and over-confident the Sens were from beating the Pens 4-1 the year before, yeah it was an embarrassment.
yeah ofc a team will be smug about nearly sweeping a veritable all-star team, again you're are referring to the peak of the pens organization post lemieux meanwhile the sens were faltering fast post-SCF run
pensfags become insufferable when they just ignore all their gifts and pretend like they won stuff because of grit and ethic
>>75863712
yeah exactly it can be real perfect or fucking terrible
>>75863735
>and pretend like they won stuff because of grit and ethic
what the fuck are you even talking about faggot
>>75863721
dumb phoneposter this post is retarded
>>75863750
so now you're just denying that shittsburgh coasted through that 2008 series that you were previously gloating about?
>>75863735
If you go down 0-2 again, will you have an actor in a $15 Spartan costume come out and try to rile the fans again while he tries to keep his helmet from coming off?
>>75863734
>All four major sports are happening
Implying anyone should give a shit about niggerhoop or Baseball with it's 100,000 regular season games
>>75863776
I am not the first person you were talking to but please explain to me what you meant by "and pretend like they won stuff because of grit and ethic"
are you don cherry and think that means anything? I was asking if you think MUH GRIT is actually something worthwhile
>>75859128
Caps fan here. Kill me pls
>>75863801
shittburgh has 2 recent cups 100% because of bettman and the gifts from the league
dont try and pretend like the team is an underdog story
>>75863721
>and made a bad trade for that Swedish 3/4th D man.
Won't take this bait, just informing you that the Swedish 3/4th defenseman played more minutes in one game than any other player this season
>>75863734
It's the best list, fuck ass and back sweat months with 500% increase in electric bill because of having to leave the AC on 24/7. Also, who can fucking sleep when it's hot as fuck? Plus faggot newfags invading 4chan, summer is shit tier.
>>75863795
Both have a much larger fanbase than hockey, but okay.
>>75863817
Canucks fan here. We should drink heavily together. There is only pain even in death for us to endure...
>>75863833
>100% because of bettman and the gifts from the league
they won one lottery. one.
thanks for Malkin you stupid faggot jew in Washington
>>75863844
Plebs are also the masses, what's your point? Any dumb poor nigger can play those sports hence their popularity.
>>75863841
describe how taking up space is a value. Even Kris Russel can do that on that team.
>>75863875
>needing 4 top 3 picks to make just to make the playoffs
id say its oilers-tier except shittburgh did it first lmao
>>75863843
My mistake, I though those were rankings for best sports months, not rankings for best months for fatbodies saving on their electric bills
>>75863909
so were they gifted or what? you keep changing your goal posts.
reminder, they traded for Fleury
>>75863894
This is an 18+ site kiddo
>>75863880
>Implying anyone should give a shit about niggerhoop or Baseball
>actually they have larger fanbases
>w-what's your point?
>>75863912
Yeah because only fat people sweat when it's 90-100 degrees, fuck off fag
>>75863912
The hotter the area the more fat people are, just look at a map, the south is by far the most obese. Cold weather burns fat.
>>75863934
don't worry. Mom says its ok because I ate my poutine for lunch.
is this what Benning meant by European heart?
>>75863971
> being told to eat Poutine
What ? Poutine is amazing . Also fatass detected
>>75863964
Southerner culture indulges in being lazy and self-indulgent.
>>75863931
>so were they gifted or what?
>100% because of bettman OR gifts
maf may have been the only legitimate pick and he is also objective the worst of the 4
malkin came for free thanks to a cancelled season
then idk how you still were shit enough to pick up staal
>>75863971
Canada really living up to the obesity stereotypes, eh?
>>75863992
He should have tucked in his tie tbf
>>75863776
if you consider ass raping the other team as "coasting" yeah sure :)
>>75864000
Can't blame them when it's 95 degrees with a feel of 130 in December, I'd sit on my fat ass all day long too
>>75864007
True, Pens FO conspired a lockout so they'd get another top draft pick (just not the top pick). That's a reasonable conclusion.
>>75864034
wish daddy bettman gave my team free generational players
have you checked your privileged today?
>>75864057
Must be nice to be Bettmanonton Oilers fan
>>75864071
i agree, too bad im not one of them
>>75864057
lmao how fucking mad are you. Cant wait for the pens to sweep in 5.
REPEAT
>>75864056
trying to rationalize with pens haters is like trying to nail jello to a tree. you're not gonna win.
>>75864083
not mad at all
you are the one with the blinders on so im not surprised you are a terrible judge of my emotions
There needs to be changes to the lottery system to prevent another shittsburgh and deadmonton disaster
>>75864096
t. lifelong pensfan (since 2009)
>>75860746
tfw used to wrestle with friends when i was in grade 4/5 if there were school lockdowns during lunch time/break time
then i grew older and realized i was being molested so i stopped
i'm actually surprised those wrestling stars are still wrestling to this day
>next year I will be chatting with 18 year olds born in 2000 on a vietnamese hockey furry chat site
>>75864108
you've been proved they weren't gifted so what are you talking about now
>>75861048
punished_cuck_man.jpg
>>75864138
when was that proven?
all you managed to say was maf was legit
feel free to quote posts here
>>75864118
Go ahead and change it. Won't stop your team from making bad deals and bad draft picks.
>>75864118
Pittsburgh won one lottery. one. and it was the most fair lottery where every team got a chance. what are you even talking about
>>75864122
jokes on you. since 2005. get used to it sweetie
>>75861496
>The name Belarus is closely related with the term Belaya Rus' , i.e., White Rus'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarus
>>75864162
>it was the most fair lottery where every team got a chance
>>75864159
ok, the penguins only won one lottery. what was gifted to them?
Anyone else remember that one pongs fan who posted from hotels and didnt' even know who the pongs goaltender was then blamed it on being high and drunk?
>>75864178
why are you asking me to repeat myself?
are you unable to read?
>>75864177
yes literally every team had a chance to win that lottery.
>>75864179
I member
Anyone remember ted from akron who shot up nursing home today?
>>75864194
only 1 team was on the verge of relocation and bankruptcy which miraculously all went away after 2004
rmyt
>>75864179
I spelled his first name wrong and I don't do drugs. Yes I was drunk.
>danmark literally cannot hold onto the puck
come on lads don't let the krauts win
>>75864210
oh tin foil hat time
>>75864193
I think he's asking you to defend your argument, which got destroyed, or admit defeat instead of continuing to move goalposts.
>>75864224
oh so you are denying that the pens were on the verge of relocation and bankruptcy
>>75864240
you said they were gifted the picks. how does that have anything to do with this?
>>75864229
>I think he's asking you to defend your argument, which got destroyed, or admit defeat instead of continuing to move goalposts.
except i defended my argument without move goalposts or admitting defeat
im not going to repeat myself for the sake of repetition
>>75864255
where did you defend the argument that they were gifted the picks?
>>75864251
>about to go bankrupt
>conveniently get generational talent
>>75864251
>receive the gift of the century in generational talent sidney crosby
>suddenly creditors are silenced and angel investors roll in
>DA ENTIRE PENS ROSTER WAS GIFTED
>actually they just won one lottery draft 12 years ago
>OH, WELL DEY WENT A BANKRUPT CAUSE FANS
>actually that was the previous GM's fault for bad contracts and not getting a stadium deal done
>OH, WELL DEY ALL BANDWAGONNNNNN
keking every time
>>75864261
read the thread moron, not going to spoonfeed retard, stop replying to me if you refuse to
>>75864272
>DA ENTIRE PENS ROSTER WAS GIFTED
no one suggested this
>OH, WELL DEY WENT A BANKRUPT CAUSE FANS
they did go bankrupt whose fault it was is irrelevant as we all know why they received solvency
>OH, WELL DEY ALL BANDWAGONNNNNN
they do, want proof see
>>75864170