/nba/ general- You Reach I Teach edition

>>75858111
...so, Leonard for MVP?

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>Wizards shook af
>Harden playing on lean

>>75858296
Pop is such a genius lmao he sent someone to drug harden since he knows harden parties so much

>>75858269
They should just give it to LeBron every year.

>>75858310
Both Westbrook and Harden sucked.

MVP should go to Isiah Thomas or something so that it could be more fair.

>>75858310
For what? flopping, or the complaining?

>pepe doorstop man blown the fuck out

best day of my life

What's next for the Rockets?

>>75858847
They need to rebuild. Harden isn't championship material. Neither is the coach.

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So Spurs Bros, what's the plan against the Warriors? They must be stopped.

>>75859043
Uhh Spurs will sweep the Warriors it's just the facts

Spurs will sweep the memes in 6

>>75858310
This

>>75858847
Blow it up

Wizards are going to go hard tomorrow, Beal, Wall and Gortat are going to absolutely gas the celtics. But it's a home game so everybody already knew this

>>75859215
>tomorrow
But it's already tomorrow in Australia

>>75859215
>Tomorrow
They play today bro

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>>75859225
>>75859230
it's 11:57pm

>>75859083
The spurs will win 2 at best against the Warriors. Enjoy the Warriors vs LeBron finals again.

>>75858847
more 3s and more memes

>>75859241
So the game is on Saturday for you. Didn't that get confusing when they say it's on Friday?

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>>75858111
I like these sarcastic OPs.

Keep at it. Harden needs to live in permanent embarrassment.

>>75855738
Yes, Westbrook is one of the only people Pop can't 3D chess.

He's a matchup nightmare because no one can stop him from getting past his first defender and you need to completely collapse to stop him, leaving the corners and wings open. Westbrook would actually run the drive and kick better because he constantly puts pressure and looking to score in transition unlike Harden who is a quitter.

>>75859325
Who is (((they))) the jews or? It's not televised here kek unless you have cable and if you have cable here it's advertised in our times.

single games are on at 10am for me, 3 games a day play offs usually make me get up at 6am to catch them all

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>>75858269
>system babby that team doesn't need to win playoff games against 50 win teams

>MVP

Realtalk, is there any way for this not to resolve as
>Warriors versus Cavs
Again?

I just don't think the memes are there, nor are the analytics or even the heart.

>>75858847
re-enact the Challenger explosion except using Harden's career

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How do you get rid of these ads on the bottom of the 4chan page?

Block Element on Adblock Plus isn't working.

>>75858847
Anyone on the roster who doesn't shoot threes gets executed

>>75859469
Ublock origin.

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>>75859482
Thanks senpai

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Is Jefferson, dare I say, our guy?

>>75859509
If that doesn't work, there's also a greasemonkey usescript that stops pages from detecting you have an adblocker, but I forgot what it was called, you can google it. If that still doesn't work, you should learn to dunk.

>>75859514
Woah I never knew that or ever heard of Curry's dad back in the 90s or early 00s

Is Tony Gonzalez playing?

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Did the spurs just find there identity?
That was the 2014 team I remember, what the fuck Pop? Am i getting rused?

>>75859455
I'd say the spurs have a very slim shot (like 10%) of beating the Warriors but that's about it.

>>75859594
Where identity?

>>75859594
Not that the Spurs aren't good, but most of it was just the rockets being the choke jobs they are. There was no reason for them to lose game 5 and game 6.

>>75859469
>Block Element on Adblock Plus isn't working
I changed preferences in Adblock to disallow 'some non-intrusive' ads.
Which is a bullshit feature, they never should have been allowed to begin with.

>>75859594
>pop has trained the team with 2 complete opposite strategies

he literally can coach around all the other coaches

Warriors are about to pull a 2012 Spurs and choke hard in the WCF after going undefeated in the first 2 rounds

>>75859616
I really don't want to discredit the spurs but they were clogging the paint really well, reading their passing lanes and forcing them to shoot the mid range out the 3, that was perfect defense against the rockets and would actually work against the warriors as well

>>75859630
Still can't beat the warriors. His season is over.

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>all these players calling him a quitter

>mfw this was the final nail in Harden's career coffin

>>75859561
>

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I don't call myself the biggest basketball fan and my knowledge is lacking, but as an outsider, I do enjoy the depth of the sport and how eloquent well executed offence can look (Spurs). However, why do you guys call 3 pointers "memechucking?" is it really looked down upon?

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Am I delusional for thinking Spurs in 6?

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>>75859482
It's so good it's blocking the captcha so I can't post without turning it off.

Help me

>>75859697
Yes, but I wish your opinion was rational

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>everyone who picked Harden MVP over Bestbrook

>>75859708
Well shit, I've never had this happen. You might wanna go ask on /g/ in an /sqt/.

>>75859647
No it wouldn't. The Warriors have a roster full of stars that can play both ends of the ball. Plus they can score anywhere on the field. The spurs can put some pressure on the Warriors, but everyone on that team is so good that they'll score anyway.

The rockets had the meme 3 point scheme which works when you don't have a major meltdown and quit like Harden. But I still think the Spurs would have taken it had the Rockets played consistently. It just wouldn't be so embarrassing.

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>>75859713
Spurs are 7/1 to take the series and theres nothing better than warriors fans getting btfo

>>75859708
see
>>75859617
that's all I did and the bottom of page 4chan ads are gone
you could look through the list, rather than block every entry outright if you wanted

>>75859697
not at all. bay area chinks about to be BTFO

>>75859690
It's cheap, it's low effort, and it's exploiting the rule changes made by David Stern, which many people disagree with to this day.

And now you have initial baiting of the refs and making them win you games instead of just playing the game.

It goes against the spirit of basketball and the historical game.

SKEEEEEEEUP

>>75859745
What if they make only half court shots and beyond count as a 3?

>>75859647
Yea because the mid range and 3 is crippling the warriors. Are you fucking retarded? Gasol and Aldridge are getting smoked in the paint by Green and Durant.

>>75859740
Thank you fampai
>>75859731
I'm okay now, but I'm still keeping ublock. This shit is like adblock on steroids.

>>75859725
>Westbrook puts up Hall of Fame numbers and carries team all season, can't get over the hill
>"WESTBUST AHAHAHAHAHA THUNDURR"
>Harden chokes harder than any Rocket before
>"it was just the lean he was tired from banging strippers"
foh /nba/

spurs are going to beat the warriors in 5

>>75859690
Dunks are cooler and my team sucks are 3 pointers

>>75859765
Curry is 50% from half. You still would be cucked and crying here anyway.

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Y'all niggas sleeping on my boy Harden

>>75859765
That would just turn it into even more of a circus.

They just need to allow players to have hands on players near the three point line just like they do on any other part under the three point line.

>>75859791
>sucks are 3 pointers

>>75859659
Harden is done. He's trashed his legacy for good. He can pad stats against trash teams, but when it really counts he always fucks it up and has a breakdown. I don't know if it's a mental issue or what, but you can't play like and be a true champion. So sure, Harden can score a million points against some scrub, but he's useless against a real team. If Houston wants to really win a championship, they would blow the team apart and rebuild.

you guys think harden ever wins a ring? only way i see it happening is if he isnt the leader on a team, the dude has no fight in him during elim games all throughout his career

About time the warriors play against a real western conference team, meme team about to get exposed

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>>75859800
Your boy Harden was sleeping during the game you mean.

>>75859805
>hands on players
Gay

>>75859773
The real MVP is LeBron.

>>75859811
if he goes back to some team's 6th man maybe

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Funny enough, Harden really was just meant to be a 6th man from the beginning.

At best a third option. But even then he still choked in the Finals.

>>75859854
>>75859811
He should sign with the Warriors.

>>75859826
>handcheck was the gayest timeline
it was so gay that Jordan died of AIDS and had to be resurrected
he only lived on b/c Rodman (obvious gay porn handle) was AZT incarnate

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>>75859811
Maybe being 6th man. On a team that starts Westbrook and KD. Coached by Scott Brooks. Thabo at SG. Perkins at C. Ibaka at PF.

But even with such a hypothetical team, I still have a feeling he'd choke in the Finials.

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>>75859826
>not wanting to share tender moments at the 3 point line
>not wanting his strong manly hands on your supple young body

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>harden went out partying at a strip club right after the loss last night

kek

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>inb4 spurs sweep warriors
>based god simmons locks up lebron in finals

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>>75859905
PLEASE

BE

JOKING

FUCK THIS QUITTER
HE'S A MONEY CHASING QUITTER
FUCKING AIHASIGBOAIWBG'APWIGB]PAW

>>75859888
hmm i think u might be on to something here

>>75859899
What's the name of the black chick in this scene. She's hotter than that roastie bitch

>>75859909
>LeBron retires because the Spurr taunting destroys his mental game
please God

>>75859938
comments on xvideos suggest Yasmine De leon

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Why do they call it the 3 point line? Shouldn't it be the 3 point parabola?

>>75860021
Because basketball is mostly popular between black people.

>>75860021
you need to define it piecewise

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>>75859924
they were chanting MVP for him lol

>>75860021
it is not a parabola either, you retard

>>75860036
But the best 3 point shooters are white

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>>75860074
>>75860074
>>75860074
>>75860074

>>75860127
Exactly.

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>>75860074
Harden is a fraud and not even a top 20 player.

He's a money chasing quitter and has no heart.

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>>75860080
>chile calling anyone retarded
Pretty sure the average IQ of your country is double digit

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>>75860074
I BELIEVED IN THIS FAGGOT

FUCK THESE FAKE FANS, FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE, FUCK HOUSTON I HATE THIS SHITHOLE FUCK

EVERYONE HERE IS FUCKING FAKE

>>75860142
How did meme pointers take over the game then?

>>75860074
>can't even handle the loss like a man and goes to parties for self-valiadation
What a fag.

>>75860176
All I'm saying is that white people are smarter, hence the reason they're better at 3 pointers.

SKEEEEUP

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>warriors are gonna sweep the spurs
>mike brown

>>75860074
What a fucking loser. He's a fucking fraud and a door stopper peepee degenerate that doesn't care about winning.

>>75860074
LE
DOOR
STOPPER
PEEPEE
MAN

>>75860036
What's funny is that black people don't even watch it

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>>75859316
gotdam that chic actually looks like KD

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>>75860195
Interesting pattern

>>75860245
>chic
That's clearly a man

Should the Rockets trade Harden for draft picks?

>>75860300
harden to clips to continue the trash streak

>>75860021
a parabolic line is still a line retard

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>tfw hungry but I can't pay for bus fare unless I sell my food stamps

>>75859905
You can take the a man out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of a man

>>75860300
Yes

>>75860334
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Line.html
a parabola is a 'curve'
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Curve.html

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>>75860381
>suns btfo by the spurs again
will it ever end?

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>>75860363
I live in the ghetto and there's no strip club here. I rather watch porn.

>>75860074
My Russell would never do this

>>75860396
[cont.]
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ConicSection.html
>The conic sections are the nondegenerate curves generated by the intersections of a plane with one or two nappes of a cone.
>For a plane that is not perpendicular to the axis and that intersects only a single nappe, the curve produced is either an ellipse or a parabola (Hilbert and Cohn-Vossen 1999, p. 8).

>>75860334
A line goes on in the same direction forever

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2017 Playoff Leader Averages
>Westbrook MVP

Short of beating the warriors (which wont happen) how can Harden ever recover? He could win 60+ games next year and no one will care because hes an exposed meme now

Westbrook to the Rockets

>>75860457
no

>>75860270
I wonder if she actually needs those glasses

>>75860450
>le 1st round exit man

So after the Spurs smash the Warriors, who do you think is gonna win between the Cavs and the Wizards?

>>75860450
all i take from this is that lebron should be mvp

>>75860484
Spurs in 6, Cavs in 6

Why dont the spurs just run their 2014 beautiful offense like last night when kawaii comes back.

>>75860456
Going to the Thunder

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>>75860450
>still second in assists and rebounds
>Averaging a triple dub

Based

>>75860468
if those are really her glasses, then she appears to be a little nearsighted

they might belong to someone else, only used for the shoot

>>75860551
the dude played what 6 games this playoffs of course his averages will be high

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>>75860450
>first round exit is MVP

>>75860074
holy kek

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WHY ARENT ROCKETS FANS PISSED AT HARDEN HOLY FUCK ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE SUCKING THIS DUDES DICK, THIS DUDE IS TERRIBLE IN ELIM GAMES AND GIVES NO FUCKING EFFORT

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@75860588
What up L****

>>75860571
Didn't Giannis also play 6?

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>>75860074
>the city of Houston

>>75860616
>didn't watch the old man yelling at him video

Harden can't even hold Westbrook's dick.

Has Harden ever been good?

>>75860626
Giannis has a team that can do more than just stand on the court setting screens

Reminder that Rockets won game 1 by 27 and game 4 by 21

>>75860662
reminder that the series is a best of 7 and the rockets got beat at home with a kawhiless spurs

>>75860656
Giannis is like a foot taller than Westbrook and has less rebounds

>>75860662
all part of pop's plan, he was downloading d'antoni after each loss

>>75860676
rockets blew out the spurs twice with kawhi in

>>75860681
he literally averaged 1 less rebound this playoffs than westbrook big fuckin deal

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hahaha rackets fans where ARE you

>>75860697
1 rebound can be the difference between winning and losing. what happens if chris paul doesn't get that rebound and passes it to ray allen for 3?

>>75860649
I find his dribbling really awkward.
He's just a manufactured star, mostly due to his easy source of points which is the FT.

NBA probably just want to market him alot due to his beard gimmick

>>75860692
and they still lost the series who gives a shit?

>>75860720
>paul
I meant Chris bosh obviously

>>75860706
same hoodie he was wearing in the postgame interview

the guy literally went straight from the arena to the strip club

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>gets carried by his bench, flops, and Beverly's defense the whole playoffs
>when they don't show up and he can't memechuck to the FT line, he looks like shit
really makes me think

>>75860727
The Spurs should. If the rackets can blow them out twice the Warriors are going to do it 4 times and worse.

>>75860456
Shave his beard and lose weight

>>75860720
>>75860737
giannis is also only 22 and not even his in prime yet so ill let him slide for not averaging 1 more rebound

Are there still torrents up for games? DavkaBT is down. I missed the hou - sas series

>>75860763
and the rockets would be swept by the warriors ill bet you at least the spurs win 2 games

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Rockets fans got what they deserved. Trash quiet ass fans couldn't even fill out the arena for an elimination game. Meme chucking got found out

>>75860763
This. Anyone who thinks the Spurs won't get raped by the Warriors is delusional. They'll win one game if they're lucky.

>>75860074
Wow. He really is anti basketball

>>75860805
Everyone left after the first quarter because Houston traffic is terrible and the game was already over.

>>75860697
1 digit in an average can be the equivalent of 10 rebounds in raw numbers.

It's not really one rebound. Learn to math,

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>>75860763
Simmons locks down Klay, Kawhi on KD and Curry will choke

Easy 4-0

>>75860810
who gives a shit does anyone actually think its gonna be anything but a Warriors/Cavs finals again

you russcucks sure get defensive when someone doesnt join in the cock sucking you faggots do with him

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spurs are gonna win in six, if that

>cockshit ""fans""" cheering for the warriors now

lmao

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Niggas move like hoes, I don't get it bitch, yuh
I will put a fuckin' hole in your fitted bitch, yuh
Run a check little lower, bitch, I'm with it, bitch, yuh
Backseat, with that heat, fuck with it, aye (yuh)
Bitch, I'm on parole, still hit the dope, aye (yuh)
I just wanna fuck, aye, bitch, I am a hoe, aye (yuh)
FED's on stroll, still keep a pole (aye, yuh)
Fuck with my niggas, catch a dick in your throat (aye, huh)

>>75860874
Will Pop activate his plan?

Guys how do the fucking Spurs continue to make it year after year

>All these gsw bandwagons putting the Spurs down
Pathetic.

>>75860845
don't forget Green, he's a great defender

>>75860888
Who is number 21 for the sons?

>>75860892
he's been cooking it up in the LD the past 7 months y'all just haven't been paying attention

>>75860909
being smarter than other teams
not even memeing

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FUCK ON ME
LOOK AT ME AY
FUCK ON ME
LOOK AT ME AY
FUCK ON ME
LOOK AT ME AY

>>75860913
Only LeBron can beat them. No one else has a chance.

>>75860909
multidimensional chess

>all these casual bay area chinks in /nba/

>>75860962
goaltending

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>>75860914

greens got to bang with lma pau david lee and dedmon

rip

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I took a white bitch to Starbucks
That lil bitch got her throat fucked
I like to rock out like I'm misfit
My emo bitch like her wrist slit
Curly hair bitch like I'm Corbin
Got like 3 bitches, I'm Mormon
Skeet on your main bitch's forehead
Don't want your pussy, just want head

>>75861027
this

thug ape won't know what hit him. dedmon is getting unleashed this round

>>75861034
Kobe is top 5 all time.

Harden isn't even top 100 in the league right now.

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5

Spurs in 7

Everyone going for the warriors here are just ESPN shills because they don't want their precious rivalry to be ruined.

They're scared of the spurs

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>>75861035
dedmon aint gonna take getting kicked in the nuts, hope he murders draymond desu straight up

FIRST TEAM ALL 2017 NBA PLAYOFFS (So far)

G-Westbrook
G-John Wall
F-Kawhi
F-LeBron
C-DeAndre Jordan

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>>75861111
>1111

Can't argue with that.

CHOKE TEAM ALL 2017 NBA PLAYOFFS

Harden
Chris Paul
Blake Griffin
Paul George
Dwight Howard

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>>75861111
checked

>>75861158
Where's Westbrook?

>>75861111
BITCH ASS TEAM ALL 2017 NBA PLAYOFFS (so far)

G-Lowry
G-Harden
F-George
F-Griffin
C-Howard

>>75861111
Gobert played better than DJ.

He had a 20 point double double against the Warriors too.

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>>75861158
>no Lowry
>No DeRozan

>>75859387

Not to mention that Westbrook is capable of pulling up and hitting the mid-range jumper. Defending Harden is not as difficult as it seems. You keep your hands up high, don't reach, and go over every single screen. This forces him inside of the line. You intentionally softly hedge him about four feet below the screen with a big with his arms up and in a defensive stance, always retreating and cutting off the lane to the basket. He will not attack off the dribble if you play the paint correctly and he does not have the mid-range shot and his repertoire, so he will pass out to the three-point line and reset the offense to an inferior player. Rotate accordingly and repeat on all harden drives. The most important thing is not to foul. If you can avoid committing a foul and get him inside of the arc while staying a foot for two ahead of him defensively he will not take the mid-range shot and he does not have the ability to blow by a player unless they over commit.

>>75861200
Can't choke when all you're getting is BTFO. That's just not being able to breath from the first place.

Clippers easily could've won their series so I see that as a bigger choke than getting throat fucked by LeBron 24/7

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truly the dankest timeline

Is Rich Chigga /nba/-core?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D9rN-hX0hE

If Parker was back on the spurs, eo you think they would have a better chance at gs?

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>>75861245
Yes

Dat Stick is a masterpiece. So is this remix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwiuboWlUo0

>>75861235
So I would win 20Gs if I put $100 on Spurs to sweep?

>>75861247
No, it'd be worse. He can't guard Curry or Klay.

>>75859647

The Rockets only attempted like 20 mid-range shots. The issue is that morey ball is a meme of an offense. Great NBA defenses are capable of playing defense without fouling, contesting shots around the rim, and chasing you off the three-point line. This isn't nothing new. If your offense is anemic to the mid-range shot you are going to struggle in the playoffs. Golden state does not have this issue as much, and they especially don't have it now that they added Durant. But you are somewhat correct, if you go back and watch last year's finals, or the finals before, the reason Steph played like ass was because they forced him into taking the mid-range shots and he simply refused to take them.

LE DOOR STOPPER

PEE
E
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>>75859690
>However, why do you guys call 3 pointers "memechucking?

Not all 3's are meme chucking. Memechucking is shit only the warriors/rockets do.

>Chuck up way too many 3's the point where smart offenses adjust to you but keep chucking them
>pass up perfectly good post matchups that will have 90% chance of success for a contested 3
>chuck meme 3's from way too far out just cause you're not being defended at the halfcourt
>running the fast break and passing up a 99% chance dunk for a meme corner 3.
>chukcing 3's and flopping as soon as you shoot because stern's shit
rules >>75859745 means the slightest breath on you means you'll get the foul call

>>75861281
>The Rockets only attempted like 20 mid-range shots

Almost all of them were just Lue Williams too.

>>75859690

>However, why do you guys call 3 pointers "memechucking?" is it really looked down upon?

It's an extremely high variance play style of offense that relies very little upon individual skill. Part of the reason you're seeing so many blowouts in this year's NBA playoffs is because teams are heavily dependent upon the high variance three point shot. The logic behind playing this way is that a three point shot is worth more than two point shot and the percentages dictate that you should take more threes and twos. However what works great over the course of 82 games does not necessarily work right over the course of 7 when defenses are able to tune in to what you're doing and take you out of your rhythm. It's also an extremely boring play style that is slowly devolving the NBA into the Women's NCAA tournament.

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>>75861261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1CY9AYUa7U

Song of the year???

>>75861362
KObr isn't even top 10

>>75860456

It's not as hard as you think. His defense has up ticked over the years, even though he's still not very good on that end. What he needs to learn how to do is to take a mid-range jumper. That's it. Learn how to take a mid-range jumper and make a floater. Currently when he's I'm the mid-range he either attacks the basket (read: looking for a foul call) or passes out and resets the offense. A step-back jumper would do nicely right here. Additionally rather than putting the ball down by his kneecaps when he drives and hoping to rip through a defender when he gets to the paint, he should look to add a floater for when he's too far away to pull that move off and it's very obvious. Also he should actually use that large frame of his and starting muscling through people instead of waiting on whistles. You know, like every other good basketball player does when they drive.

>>75861362
The song of the year is DNA

>>75860962

And that's exactly what I'm talking about. Rather than lowering his shoulder and absorbing contact through the player and attempting to finish a high percentage shot he flails his elbows all over the place hoping for contact. It's a low-percentage way to shoot and when teams like San Antonio do not foul you just end up flailing your arms are like a retard and blowing layups. If you manage to not foul on those drives you effectively take away his penetration ability as well. He's a meme of a basketball player.

>>75861262
yup

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>>75861362
Pretty damn good

>>75861445
What about in 6

So Clips committed suicude right?

>>75861298

They were outscored 92-18 on two point shots. Somewhere morey is flagellating his cock wondering how memeball could have lost.

>>75861247
absolutely not. injured Parker forces pop to abandon sentimentality and play his guards that can hang with rockets warriors cavs. I guarantee you we don't see jaunty if Parker is healthy. there's zero chance Parker could hang with curry or klay because theres no Harrison Barnes to hide him on. dejounte murrays length is gonna fuck with curry

tl;Dr meme team is about to get exposed

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>>75861455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4U2hD9vlM

Gang gang

>>75861478
Nah hes been in the locked discord with us

Harden threw the game.

>>75858269
IT or Legod

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>>75861475

Only 20/1

Spurs are 7/1 to win the series outright

tempted desu

>>75861536
>no defense chucker
>mvp

>>75861534
Nope, had a similar choke job against the warriors 2 years ago

Harden is possibly the most exposed superstar in NBA history.

So much so he's no longer a super star, not even a regular star either. He's Rudy Gay without the athletic ability and depends on refs to carry him.

>>75861555
Do it bro. You know this is a Spurs year

So was it Ambien?

So let me get this straight, we're all in agreement that Harden is a massive choker but Westbrook (who lost to Harden) isn't?

Wow really stimulates the noggin

>>75861593
If you dont win a chip every year you're a choker, obviously disregarding the pantheon of greats that i was too young to remember and now mythologize on a cantonese basket weaving forum

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>>75861574

ill put a little on a sweep

little more on 4-2

and good money on spurs outright

this is probably why I'm so poor at the moment

>katrina refugees so mad they're cheering for the warriors now

LMAO

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So flingy flingy so flingy
So blingy blingy so blingy
You see me see me you see me
The girls clingy they clingy

They wanna ride with the juice mane
Mister bang bang
Ballin down the old common lane in a Chevy thang

>>75861593
>lost to Harden
>who was playing even worse than Westbrook despite Westbrook having more assist, rebounds, playing better defense, and more points

You're a dumb troll

>>75861638
>muh stats

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>>75861621
Betty-Betty McBetty, the name of my new Chevy
She snow-snow whiz-ite, the color of fish scaleys
She gotta-gotta get washed
So clean-clean, no spots
She mine til' she break down, and then I gotta tiz-oss

>>75861557

I wouldn't call Lebron a chucker, though he is a pretty shit jump shooter

>>75861158
DeRozan over PG desu

>>75861674
Westbrook clearly out played Harden just watching the game. But it was clear the Rockets had the better team and Thunder were -200 when Westbrook and Harden were off the floor per 100 possessions.

Blowing a 12 point lead in the span of less than 2 minutes when Westbrook sat to end the 3rd quarter one game, a NBA playoff record.

>>75861638

But muh true shooting

>>75861720
All that FT shooting I'd be surprised he didn't have a better TS%.

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reminder

>>75861158

why is dwight even on this list? The hawks are shitty anyways so it's hard to blame it on him. Blake didn't even play due to injury so that can't be a choke either.

Real list:

1) Harden
2) DeFrozen
3) Paul George
4) Ibaka
5) Rudy Gobert

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We did it Reddit.

Our memes have become reality.

Now let's just sit back and watch the Wiz crash and burn. Hopefully Wall doesn't go out like a bitch and drops at least 40.

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>>75861754

>>75861558
Oh I know, there's no debating that Soften is a proven choker, which is why this is so bizarre. It felt like he was throwing a game that he was already going to lose.

>>75861638
MUH THTATS

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>>75861787
Good, good...

>>75861772
le 20 million for 8 pts and 6 rebounds man

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Reminder that this is a real tweet. Wall confirmed for not shook.

Celtics are going down today.

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>>75861621
>>75861679
Didn't know /nba/ had good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3MA9ppbkg

>>75861868
>

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>yfw you remember westbrook got swept by harden in the first round

Simmons went from paying $150 on September 28, 2013 to get a D league tryout to shutting down Harden and starting at SF for the Spurs in the playoffs in less than 4 years.

Why are the Spurs so good at developing players?

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>>75861969
underrated is the fact that he's from houston

he got the chance to swag the fuck out in his hometown, giving him the energy to skullfuck a team he already skullfucked the first game of the season

>tfw manu retires a champion and we have a new black manu to take the torch

>>75861969
http://dleague.nba.com/news/jonathon-simmons-spurs-nba-career-timeline/

Absolutely amazing

Kyle Anderson is probably the slowest player in the league yet he's always picking people's pockets

>>75862037
it's his length and BBIQ that does it for him

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D Rose D Rose D Rose D Rose D Rose
80 on my wrist, 100 on my wrist
80 on my wrist, 100 on my wrist

Official /nba/ choking power rankings:

1. Steph
2. KD
3. Harden
4. Griffin
5. Dwight
6. DeRozan
7. Lowry
8. Wall
9. CP3
.
.
.
9999. Kyrie

Spurs have so many options at PG this summer it's crazy. And there are too many ring chasers in the NBA now that they can't get one of them.

Chris Paul
Kyle Lowry
George Hill
Jrue Holiday
Derrick Rose
Jeff Teague

There's no way the Spurs can lose.

I wonder if we can make a copypasta out of this.
https://twitter.com/StuSource/status/862860532205985792

Template:
It's one thing to lose. It's one thing to get humiliated. It's one thing for the world to see you have no heart, you have no dick, you have no balls. you have no integrity, you're a fucking loser. But it's another thing to quit, to quit, to sit there like a little fucking bitch, to sit there and not even try. Everybody in the world was waiting for a major game out of you. Russell Westbrook? You can't hold his dick! You can't hold it, you scumbag! I spit on your fucking grave, James Harden. You are dead to the world, forever.

>>75862078
>sign G-Hill
>will basically have gotten Kawhi from Indiana for nothing
7D mahjong

>10 points

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>yfw you remember westbrook got swept by harden in the first round

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>>75862094
>Russell Westbrook? You can't hold his dick! You can't hold it, you scumbag!

>>75862081

wtf? I refuse to believe that's really jame harden

>>75862073
After that abomination we witnessed last night Harden should be first. While Curry choked on a bigger stage he never did anything like that shit.

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>>75862094
>Russell Westbrook? You can't hold his dick!

Wew

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>>75862094
>you have no dick, you have no balls
>Russell Westbrook? You can't hold his dick! You can't hold it, you scumbag! I

>>75862094
This was a bit gay but the Westbrook part is hilarious.

send me your best vid that you would use to get off for the last time ever

Worst MVP candidate chokers ever.

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>>75862152
>>75862176
>>75862196
>>75862187
samefag

>>75862214
Nikki sexx - can he score

She's my dream type milf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFfD4HReJsU

>>75862094

>westbrook

how about use a player thats actually better than harden

>>75862263
Try watching the tweet, dickhead

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You kike, I reich

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>Larry and his proxy trying this hard and getting no (You)s

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>>75862283
Pretty proud desu. /nba/ has come far.

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>>75862278
#Holocaust

>>75862243

how does that prove you're not samefag?

thats an easy 5 second photoshop or IP switch between posts

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Can the Wiz survive?

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Why does SKEEYUP always say
For this team it's ...
"it's russell or bust"
"it's harden or bust"
"it's kawhi or bust" .

Why does skip keep meme'ing on everyone like this?

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>>75862135
also why did russ marry a man?

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>>75862263
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /nba/ BTFO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75862325
I don't know. Let me call Nintendo of America customer service.

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>>75862352
l m a o that nigga gay

Kobe meme family>Shook Wall>all other /nba/ memes

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Pick up the phone baby.

I know you're home baby.

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>>75861969
are we allowed to have /boys/ in here? if so, I claim him as my SF BOY

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>I rank westbrick

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>>75862421
Awkward AI posting is at least top 3.

Kiwoai > kobr's sons

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>>75862407
explains a lot

>>75862421
Agreed

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>>75862448
nigga you cray? i did some forensics


IT4 is literally kobr son

>>75862443
Too niche

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