/mlb/ general - Kierrormaier Edition

>rags

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*wins*

Someone make a webm of the Marlins girl from last night.

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Royals

Neftali Feliz just performed his best 2011 World Series impression by blowing a save in the 9th inning.

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judged

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Marlins t b h

>>75846180
Fire John Farrell anyway.

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DADS

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>Yask

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>>75846193
*Blocks your basepath*

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Man we gotta stop dropping series to shitty teams. Biggest problem so far this year

>>75846202
I'd go with 2 personally.

>>75846236
It's not a problem, you drop series to shitty teams because you are a shitty team.

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>>75846252
>play in the best division in baseball
>right around .500

I'll take it desu

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>>75846236
You could have had this man and DeLeon for Archer?

How does that make you feel???

So I know pretty much nothing about Baseball and I have basically no interest in it, but I really enjoyed John Bois' videos, is there anything else like this out there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VtKxqbwpm0

>>75846308
Pretty good all things considered because my team has made a WS more recently than the Doyers.

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>>75846308
Maaan you never know if prospects are gonna turn out, I'll take my ace retiring here at the Trop any day over some guy on a hot streak.

>>75846339
anon has a point

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>>75846304
Why'd you swindle kazmir from us for victor zambrano
we could've used him like 10 year ago

>>75846339
Your team will also be peterpetually trash and a joke of team.

>but look at the epic loss we received 10 years ago !
>look look we made the series!
Legitamently a pathetic mentality. Wouldn't be be surprised if you're a virgin on his 20's content with masturbating

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>>75846334
>5'7" isn't short

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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>Firstros

>>75846446
Oh fuck off. I'm 5'1" and I'm just fine

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>>75846446
>>75846468
I'm 5'0"

>>75846466
>Lastros.

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>playing THE SHOW
>best chance for me was mookie double off wall
>0-0
>bottom 14th inning
>he leads off with a double with Crawford
>strikeout, pop up
>get him to ground out to 3B
>careful with the throw
>pulls my 1B off the bag
>i see his 54 speed Crawford rounding 3rd
>I'm spamming throw home
>1B still with the ball in glove
>finally releases it
>play at the play, safe, he wins
>mfw

>>75846660
I'm 18 inches tall and perfectly spherical.

>>75846466
>lastros

>>75846666

Quints confirm, Astros Lastros

>>75846241
Same. Good taste my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuKqaWCqwrI
>oh my
>what are you doing?

>>75846684
>play at the play

Bombston
Detoilet
>rags
Lillies
Lifelongs
Doyers

>>75846772
there's a fucking tunnel
you don't have to run across the field lmao

>>75846838
>Lillies
>not Mests.

>>75846871
t. lillies fan

>>75846838
>Phillies
>Chicago
>Los Angeles
Ass blaster mets fan spotted

29-3 bro.

>>75846908
t. Mets fan

>>75846871
Mest
>cringey capeshit
>fat virgins
>little brother complex

Lillies
>throw batteries
>spit on children
>WSGS

>>75846165
I'm like 72% sure I've seen this same webm 3 days in a row

>rags

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GIMMIE AN R!

>>75847118
R!

>>75846356
Except Cody Bellinger had been the unquestioned #1 power and #1 defensive prospect in baseball who has out lived expectation but if that makes you sleep better at night tell yourself it's a hot streak

>>75847228
doyers have almost as many rookie of the year awards as playoff chokes since 1988

why don't the rays just put this kid in CF?

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19360075

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>>75847162
GIMMIE AN A!

>>75847265
That's only because of Selig and Manfred's umpball. The Dodgers in a fair world would have three rings already.

>>75847297
A!

>>75847297

A!

>>75847297
HEY

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a

You may only reply if your team has made the postseason ten consecutive times. Not so fast teams not called the Los Angeles Dodgers.

>>75847315
BIG

>>75847320
FUCKING

>>75847349
don't you mean ten consecutive times without winning a pennant?

>>75847362
RED

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>>75847362

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>another dodger general is triggered by simply talking about Cody Bellinger.
Wew lads.
I was expecting one around 5:30 Pacific Standard.

This is too early.

>>75847381
LEAF

>>75847392
MULTIPLE

Has anyone updated the Mets pitching injury copypasta yet?

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>>75847417
everytime exploding elbows copypasta gets updated, we win a series

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Kershaw general or LAD general?

You can only have one.

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GIMMIE A G!!

>>75847447
G!

>>75847440
Kershaw it's easier for me to falseflag.

BIG

ORANGE

DUCKS

>the city of the NL East

You're lucky the AL Central exists

>>75847490
I like being shit though. I can never be disappointed if my team is always terrible.

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>>75847490
got a problem m8?

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>>75847460
COM'ON GUYS I NEED THAT S! WILL YOU GIVE ME AN S??

>>75847537
Yeah. Your baseball-headed wife isn't slobbering over my dick. Go back into the basement with the other rejects. Go Nats!

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>red sox win

>>75847553
S!

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>>75847490
Step off fool, we're on the rise.

>>75847565
Your daily reminder that for every day the Red Sox win, John Farrell spends another day on the team.

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1stros

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ALRIGHT NOW WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??

>>75847614
>rags

more like cody bellend

>>75847614
>RAGS!
>RAGS!
>RAGS!
>RAGS!!!

>>75847614
>R
>A
>G
>S

RAGS RAGS RAAAAAGGS

>>75847639
more like cody "wins rings" bellend

>>75847437
Starting pitchers only. Get your filthy, wife beating relievers outta here. However......
>recently updated

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
cinco de mayo hangover
>tfw no old/fat

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>>75847614
Spells 3 wins in a row while the anglels drop series to the pathetics

>>75847685
>rags

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>gimme an R!
AAAAAARRRR you got yo R you got yo R!
>gimme an A!
AAAAAAYYYY you got yo A you got yo A!
>gimme a G!
GEEEEEEEEEE you got yo G you got yo G!
>gimme an S!
EEESSSSSSSS you got yo S you got yo S!
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>R
>A
>G
>S
I SAID WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>RAGS

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>>75847605

Come on, you know being in the AL is worth it for the Yankee games.

>>75847685
>obsessed rags fan

Holy shit Chris rose has a hot MILF tier wife

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>>75847726

And shitting on the >rags of course

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>>75847721
gets me every time

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>>75847721
Love it ever since first posted

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>>75847741
obsessed with winning lad

>>75847685
>tradebait.jpg

>>75847721
>>75847750
I can smell the pant-shitting butthurt virginal rage emanating from this post. Absolutely angry as fuck at how good the Texas Rangers are. I bet he's even shaking right now at this response. He's probably like "mommy mommy make the mean Rangers fan go away." I bet you even need your diaper changed you little pussy. You don't even know the extent of how many tears roll down your face as you smash your fat sausage fingers down on the keys. Meanwhile I get to watch the Texas Rangers hoist YET ANOTHER pennant later this season from my penthouse suite while my smoking hot wife (your sister) blows me again and again. Kiss my ass bitches.

>>75847726
>>75847747
Reminder that even Astros fans dislike you so much that they were literally arranging to fight you irl in a game thread mere weeks ago
The other Stros trips are fine, but bandwagon faggots like you need to leave

>>75847791
>rags

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>>75847797

>Bandwagon fan

>Is here regularly supporting Houston teams

Also I started that shit, I'm fighting them irl. You next?

>>75847830

Nevermind I'm not gonna go to Dallass to fight you

>rags

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>>75847791
was it bautism?

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>>75847791
How many world series wins u got big boy?

I think I'm getting sick of Baltimore. Might drop out soon

>>75847901
Good. Get out of my city.

>>75847830
He's right though; you were trash talking the Astros constantly literally just a couple of weeks ago
You can root for whatever team you want but don't be a retard about it

>>75847901

Reminder that even Oreos fans dislike you so much that they were literally arranging to fight you irl in a game thread mere weeks ago
The other Oreo's trips are fine, but bandwagon faggots like you need to leave

>>75847952

Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.

>You really fell for that shit

Also it took them like 10 games to score 5 points, that shit was sad

>>75847953
He's not a bandwagoner tbf, he's a literal child.

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>>75847975
>this pasta again
no one likes you, nigga. please log off

>>75847975
>UT BOREBALL TRANSFER
>TU BOREBALL TRANSFER
FTFY

>>75847981
18 is hardly a child, and my malaise is nothing new. I've been living here for so long and seeing the same things over and over again is tiresome. People living here have 'mad baltimore love' I I don't understand. I love the Birds but even the folks at bars seem so overcome with city pride it makes me ill.

>>75848015

Anonymou5
Jim Crane
AJ Hinch
Brent Strom
Dave Hudgens

Look at these names. These "men" are responsible for the perpetual under performance of "professional" baseball players that constantly struggle to reach .500. Wow, thanks for the great team to root for, Crane. Nothing I look forward to more than riding the syphilis plagued Houston Metro to Minute Maid Park, hopping over the group of heroin addicted homeless people engaging in glossolalia, waiting in a line for 35 minutes to take my keys out of my pockets, then make my way to my nosebleed seat to watch 9 retards take the field to undoubtedly create errors and give up 8 runs before the 7th inning stretch. Oh look at that, as I type, a fucking whiff with RISP. The DisAstros have turned RISP from a obscure stat for other teams to a Houston past time. I fucking hate this team and it's even worse listening to our announcers broadcast as if they're watching their son's pee wee game and claim everything is FUCKING HUNKY DOREY!!!!!!!

Buster Posey - 36 hits, 5 homers, 10 RBI

KEK @ the giants

>>75846334
You just directed me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMfT2cZGHg

That final result tho. Sweet mercy.

>>75848070
how the fuck do you only get 5 RBIs with 31 hits

>>75848095
gints blow and bochy has him in the 4 spot

>>75848095
you fucking idiot he has 31 rbis in 5 hits. He's a madman

>>75848038

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the the top member in the Astros Fan Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous cheer rallies on Hamilton Street, and I have started over 300 confirmed Waves. I am trained in banter warfare and I’m the top heckler in the entire 210 section. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heckle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my foam finger. Not only am I extensively trained in Sabermetrics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Houston Astros Scouting Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Fire Bruce Bochy.

>>75848129
Lol; this is what Giants fans actually believe.

>>75848137
Actually I am a Dodgers fan and I want them to do it so they get even WORSE and we can go back to the old days where they were shit. You gotta think 4th Dimensionally.

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hmm

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Whitley Merrifield has small feet

>>75848160
>paying $20 a month to access a digital copy of your tickets

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Besides Ruth and Gehrig, who are some of the best 3-4 hitting duos ever?

another day off. what a bunch of bums

>>75848189
Konerko Thomas

>>75848171
the offer isn't available as physical tickets

>>75848129
ppl actually say this on the giants instagram comments. they say the stupidest shit fucking
fucking bwagonners piss me off.
i low key hope we suck again so they can all go fuck off

>>75848200
They had a great heart of the order with those 2 and Magglio Ordoñez for a while

MARINERS!

>>75848189
(Me) and (You)

>>75848189

Ramirez Ortiz

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>>75848229
MARINERS!

>>75848254
Where's the horse

>>75848160
>>75848171
wait I'm retarded

so its $20 per month for potentially nosebleed seats?

If I'm a A's fan that is a great deal because they never sell out and you could easily move down to field level

>>75848254
What in the fuck is happening to our rotation bros!?

>>75848290
You're turning into the Mariners.

>>75848189
>Willie Mays
>Willie McCovey

What are the necessary qualities of each position?

>>75848189
Mays & McCovey

>>75848189
Willie Mays-Willie McCovey
Hank Aaron-Eddie Mathews
Jimmie Foxx-Al Simmons
Jimmie Foxx-Ted Williams
Lou Gehrig-Joe Dimmagio
Bill Terry-Mel Ott

>>75848189
Jim Thome-Manny Ramirez

FP Santangelo is hands down the best baseball color analyst working today.

>>75848200
It was never Konerko-Thomas. Ordonez-Thomas has some records though.

First for Astros - Sneks - Reds broship

>>75848189
Mike Moustakas and Eric Hosmer

>>75846468
>>75846660
I used to be 53" before the obesity. Now I'm back to 5'2".

>>75848472
>laughingbitches.jpg

how many games in the TOR-SEA series? i'm probably gonna watch the spurs play the rockets after the first couple innings

>>75848514
That not how you upload an image dummy

>>75848529
>watching floorsqueak in any capacity
Please leave and don't come back okay.

>>75848328
>1st base
left handed and tall to decrease the distance ball has to travel when being thrown to first

>2nd base
right handed and usually shorter because need to be more agile when turning double plays

>right field
strong arm

>center field
gotta run fast

um thats all i can think of. im not an expert or anything so i could be wrong on some of these.

>>75848529
>crossposters from cuckhoop general
Disgusting.

>>75848189
Harper Trout 2020 World Series Champion Yankees

>30 rings and a pocketwatch

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>>75848254
>>75848229
Waiting for Senpai!
MARINYAS

Start of Nats/Os delayed

>>75848542
>>75848561
reddit niggers leave me alone

I want to buy the Yankees from the Steinbrenners and run them into the ground so hard they go bankrupt and I want to do it within 5 years. What moves should I make to financially ruin the most profitable team in baseball?

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>>75848273
>
>>75848583
MARINEIGHS!

>>75848597
>talking about reddit while admitting to watching the most reddit sport in existence

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No Indians tonight.

Now how am I going to spend my night off work?

Wheres dat yankees astros thread yall

>>75848617
Watch a real team like the New York Yankees.

>>75848597
>>75848529
And this is why nobody takes leafs seriously

>>75848328
DH - slow, lazy, washed up, wishes he were in better shape so he could be a real baseball player playing real baseball

>>75848610
>>75848627
and you guys are why /pol/ hates the_donald

Mets fans disappear overnight
Suddenly Yankees fans everywhere
What did the New York bandwagoners mean by this?

>>75848630
Ninny league faggot detected.

>>75848630
this tbqh senpachi

>>75848624
YAKKITY YAK
(don't post that)

>>75848617
Watch the Reds bruv

>>75848639
bitch i hate the mets and never rooted for them

>>75848636
>pretending to be from /pol/ while watching a sport centered around 60 IQ niggers jumping up and down
If you're white it's impossible to be a basketball fan without being a cuck.

>>75848639
This.

>>75848666
>>75848666
>>75848666
ASTROS AT YANKS
>>75848666
>>75848666
>>75848666

>>75848658
Then why do I have photos of you at the 2015 World Series party at Tim's house with a Mets hat on?

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>>75848624
>yaks

>>75848639
Unironically the only Yanks fans who are genuine fans are the tripfaggots because you know they were here last year too.

>>75848665
see? this is what i mean. reddit faggots shitting up the board. "you can't be a canadian who watches a sport invented by another canadian because that means you secretly fantasize about black dick like me and every other guy in america does". go back to the_donald and fucking stay there

>>75848687
>Yanks fans
>last year
Am I replying to pasta?

>>75848699
Fuck off with your nigger sports, we aren't interested.

>>75848702
They've always been here, even during their April in the cellar

>>75848639
look I posted it again!

>>75848719
go back to mexico you israel-is-our-greatest-ally type reddit faggot

>>75848725
Don't talk back.

>>75848725
>mets fan until a week ago

>>75848639
haha true

>>75848583
good job

>>75848604
not good

Donaldson
Martin
Tulo
Morales
Sanchez
Happ
Liriano
no reason to go to buffalo this summer

>>75848639
Yankees forever

>>75848807
Still lmaoing at your team's misfortunes.

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>Dodgers place SP Kenta Maeda(hamstring) on 10-day DL, reinstate SP Hyun-Jin Ryu

if we use the DL 10 more times we would have broken the record we set last year

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Let's just get this out of the way for tonight

>>75848820
it will at least be interesting to see how bad things can get

>>75848830
Lmao you guys are turning into Mets West with all those injuries.

m's vs blow jays
>>75848846

>>75848843
unlike the mets we actually succeed

>>75848842
Just know as bad as it can get it will never be 1899 Cleveland Spiders bad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Cleveland_Spiders_season

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Anything about this that looks a little off?

Don't worry, by Sunday it will be fixed.

>>75848813
I see what you did there.

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>>75848854

IF WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>75848854
If you call choking every single postseason for the past 10 consecutive trips, then yes you might as well just be the West Coast Yankees.

>>75848854
When's the last time you appeared in a World Series? Must be more recently than the Mets right?

Faggot

IF WE COULD FIND A WAY

>>75848890
I'd rather lose the pennant than win the pennant and lose the Series.

>>75848874
>>75848887
We broke the record for most DLs and still claimed the NL west with a a few games left
>>75848890
NY Mets have 2 WS both won thru flukes and have choked every other WS appearance since

Dodgers may not have gone to the WS since 88 but have 5 in LA compared to 2 from Mets and are the most respectable franchise between the two

all you have over the dodgers is mike piazza who's best years was with the dodgers and only picked the mets because he was too ashamed to admit he was wrong

>>75848945
>Breaking the record for most DLs and winning the NL West is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodgers fans.

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>>75848967
It's incredibly sad

>>75848967
>losing your starting rotation and closer is the equivalent of winning 2nd place in a dog shit division for met "fans"

>>75848945
how was 1986 a fluke
you know how many games the mets won that season? No one in the NL has won more since

>>75848983
Goddamn you are obsessed with the Mets, pissboi. I'm not even a Mets fan.

>>75848999
>"obessesed"
>still continues to argue with facts
how cute

don't you have a yankees game to go to?

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>>75847901
We don't need you here.

>>75849010
>Being convinced that every Dodger hater is a Met fan despite the obvious
Could you even be anymore unable to see two feet ahead of you?

>>75849010
>deflecting from your own team's failures to another team isn't obsession
>implying you shouldn't kill yourself

Fuck off retard, I better not catch you in Queens homie or I'll fuck you up bitch

>weather delay

>>75849039
>i-i-im not even a mets fan despite defending the mets because I love met cock

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>>75848039
> There are people who actually like where they live

It's fine if you want to go somewhere else because you're unhappy, but don't shit on people who've found contentment where they are.

>>75849055
>I-I'm sure if I call him a Mets fan it will make the loss to them hurt less
Don't even @ me again bitch boy

>people seriously give tripfaggots attention
>some do it for free
>trips continue to respond to themselves


why?

Yankees fans are already leaving the bandwagon now that they are down 2-0 to the Astros.

>>75849123
I've always been a Mets fan and i'm sticking with em, but i'll admit i was falseflagging as a yankees fan when I thought they were seriously AL Pennant contenders

Nats Os postponed

>>75849137
I don't think there are even any real visible Yankees fan on here to begin with. The past couple of years of them just being .500 chased away most of the fanbase.

>>75849142
that sucks it's gonna rain here all weekend

>>75849142
https://twitter.com/mlbdfsweather/status/862805865862230016

ayy

>>75849142
Gay, hoses my lineup a fair deal

Though this could mean Bundy v Scherzer on the makeup

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Goddammit, wanted to watch my Orange Ducks tonight.

>>75849225
Bet the nats intentionally sabotaged the weather since they were gonna have to use a spot starter

>>75849225
Nice hanging with you in the gamethreads. I'm sure our paths will cross again.

>>75849258
Damn you boys some quears

>>75848639
This triggers the mest cucks

>>75849295
MMR is female newfag.

>>75849307
Mets fans are one of the easiest fan bases to trigger. It's the New York "You talking to me?" mentality. New Yorkers are retarded. My theory is that stale hobo urine fumes cause brain damage.

Lol since when did making a World Series appearance and LOSING mean more than not making the World Series?
If anything at all I would rather not make it to the series, than make it, theb LOSE and brag about how I LOST.

Is this banter now? This is some deep humiliation fetish stuff.

That would be like bragging about having MVP #2 and flaunting it at the face of the team with MVP #3 and MVP #4.

Can you not see how ridiculous you sound?

>>75849363
I wonder if the same principle applies to Upstate New York residents since they are usually not exposed to hobo urine on a daily basis?

>>75849374
National League champion is better than nothing

>>75849250
Didn't we touch up Kyle Kendrick for his spot start in Boston?

>>75849258
Good games led to chill threads. Don't think I saw any revenue shit flinging this time.

Bryce helps boys fold underpants late at night

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>>75849101
trips should be banned desu

>>75849386
Being snowed in for 6 months out of the year has virtually the same effect.
Exhibit 1: The Leaf.

>>75849462
I don't think he's responsible for half of what he's credited for
I get accused of being DG all the time.

>>75849462
>>75849514
While I like to mess with him, I will admit he is funny and a lot of fun to see him post. I just wish he would put a trip on though so we can be 100% sure it's the real McCoy and not just a falseflagger.

>rescheduled for june 8
can't wait to sweep the nats in one

>>75849598
Bullpen what's that? You mean I gotta keep a lead? -Bad Autismus, 2017.

Fuck Brett Cecil

>>75849632
Brett Cecil tha GAWD!

>>75849527
>pffffffft

>>75849598
Does that D stand for "Dicksucker" haha ?

>>7584963
the goggles they do nothing

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>Betts on it: Mookie mashes to defeat Crew

i swear the mlb.com headline writers just taunt us with this shit

>>75849932
They write these headlines just to trigger you alone. Just one man in Canada who cannot stand these puns and they are like "let's fucking trigger him."

>mfw today we see who's the best team in the NL west

It's already us Doycucks but we'll let your irrelevant team try

>>75849932
>Jersus Famlyia : Mets Closer has closed clot , will miss 4 to 6 weeks

>>75850027
Shut the fuck up Pebbles cuck. Speak when spoken to by your betters. You have never even won a World Series game.

>>75850027
please don't let the doydoys waste another playoff spot rockbros
at least you guys will give it a compelling go in october

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>>75850027
you faggots come out every few years only to go back inside the cuckshed

you are not going to win the series

you are no going to be competitive to us at least

you will cap this and erase it after I'm proven right

the rockies are not going to win shit this year

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>Span will go back to being the leadoff hitter

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>>75850027
Doyer fans are so buttflustered by this post

>>75850156
>met fans ARE STILL butthurt about a post a few hours ago
holy shit dude

>>75850055
Dodgers are the postseason bye week the NL Central and East rely on. It's an annual tradition. Why would you want to take that away?

>>75850156
At least we have fans unlike you stupid Mets "fans."

>>75850177
>make it to the NLCS last year
>bye week tradition

the nats are the tradition

mets are the traditional losers for every WS they are in

let it be known again that the dodgers made it to the NLCS with the most historically injured team of all time and took two games away from the star cast , fully healthy barring one DH left fielder cubs

while the mets mest away TWO games in the WS

Dodgers are basically in the NLCS already. It sounds like bullshit but it's literaly already booked.

And this makes people mad? Lol

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>>75850181
thanks for your generous (you)'s juan pablo and ramon!

>>75850243
Dodgers are essentially guaranteed to win the World Series every year, other teams have to earn the right to possibly beat them.

>>75850243
they've already booked their golf rounds for after the NLCS as well

>>75850274
no problem san jaun from south bronx PR PRIDE

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dodgers are a likable team why are you hating?

who in the LADs is unlikable?

Puig? The Cuba immigrant who plays his heart out???

Good choice you bigot piece of shit.

>>75850366
>cuts out 2016
HURR DURR

daily reminder met fans didn't have fans from 2005 to 2014

>>75850366
Have any of those teams made the postseason 10 consecutive times though? That's what I thought Dodger hater.

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You may only reply to this post if your team has won a pennant since 1988.

Not so fast, Doyers.

>>75850436
You may only reply to this post if your team has more than 0 fans. Not so fast, Mest.

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Why are the Rangers/Astros in a Western division, the Cowboys in an Eastern division, and the Mavs/Spurs/Rockets in a Southern division?

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Dodgers are playing a baseball game.
Do you want to watch???

>>75850468
DODGERS @ ROCKIES
>>75850468
DODGERS @ ROCKIES
>>75850468
DODGERS @ ROCKIES
>>75850468

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>Zero rings

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>>75850543
Name me a currently active Mets player with a ring too.

>>75846185
i did, not posting here though

>>75850237
>>75850413
>get past first round
>Great Moments in Modern Dodger History This Millennium

Every team to appear in a World Series after 1988, even if they lost, deserves more pride and has achieved greater success than the Dodgers. Every single one in that decades-long stretch of time.

>>75850835
Shut up neckbeard virgin cuck loser. You are jealous about how great MY DODGERS are. We have more rings than anybody in California. We compete for a World Series every single year and you live in your mom's basement.

Rangers vs Dodgers World Series, who do you root for?

>>75850990
rangers lol

When he is signed, what is Luis Robert's ETA? Or is he an immediate call up?

>>75850906
>We compete for a World Series every single year
That's a whole lot of trying and zero actual doing.

I wonder how many times Kershaw has put on a trench coat and fake beard, bought World Series tickets under a psuedonym, and gone to the stadium of an actual pennant winner just see what it's like in person.

>>75851180
why would he do that when he can just sit in the dugout and see another team win a pennant

>>75851204
Because the World Series is so much bigger and more important than the NLCS.

I bet he legit snuck into at least a few games in 2010 and 2011 when the Rags were in it because he grew up a fan of theirs. (And no, he couldn't be on the winning side then, either.)

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can anybody tell me something about this guy? I literally don't know anything about him but his pitch calling is elite and he can somehow hit

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>>75851370
4/4 in starting games and confirmed elite.

smoak smoking the mariners

>>75851580
does this make you feel better that you have to watch smoak everyday?

Threadly reminder pissboi thinks Ryu is an elite pitcher

>>75851608
a little. though hes been alright

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Have you guys voted yet.

pirates vs. snakes
>>75851696

>>75851608
Smoak's been amazing for us this year

>>75851738
>0.1 WAR
>amazing
I guess this is what happens when your bar is set so low

>>75851776
He's won like 4 games by himself including this one. WAR doesn't tell the whole story

>Thursday purple and teal
Good day today

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>>75851805
Literally why did they switch away from that scheme. It was GOAT.

CIN Reds vs SF Giants #1

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>75851894
>>75851894
>>75851894

tigers-angels
>>75852390

>Doyers