/hoc/

fuck coilers suck dick

/škoda cup/ : )

>uutiset

Who has the the better chance at Chris Benoiting? Ovechkin from having a mental breakdown from all the defeats, or Crosby because his brain is mush?

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>tfw
>only slightly drunk
I'm just getting started bros

>nyheter

>>75838724

I've really hit rock bottom tonight, polished off a 26 and I'm still relatively sober

>>75838739
ur mum polished my 26 last night if you know what i mean

>>75838750

Your 26mm?

I hope that latvia and norge put up a fight today

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>>75838739
>playing NHL legacy, Drinking my liver to death, listening to the best of Blondie, shitposting

>>75838759

I'm playing hearthstone and listening to nazi metal

>>75838763
What band? I love metal. I just wanted to hear Atomic.

Bäckström says he might come to skoda cup.
Lundpads could join too, probably last chance to play the national team with his brother.

>>75838783

Total War right now

So who are /our guys/? Preds or Sens?

>>75838797
Pongs desu senpai

Edmonton fans are funny when they lose

One half gets drunk and accepts defeat

The other half screetches "refpuck", blaming all Ducks wins on the reffing

There's no inbetween

>>75838797
Preds but we're obviously supporting both for now.

>>75838797
Preds v Sens finals desu

Good guys vs Good guys
Comfy finals

>>75838805
umm no sweetie :)

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Post yfw an injured Pongs team repeats

Tyson Barrie out of skoda cup

Barrie was wrestling with a teammate in his hotel room and suffered a leg laceration. For precautionary reasons he is done.

kek

Offical Good Guy Rankings

>Great tier
Pens
Sens

>forgot they had a team tier
Preds

>bad bad bad guy tier
Ducks

>>75838835

>hotel room
>team mate
>wrestling

"wrestling"

>>75838841
>pens
>great tier

Fuck off leaf

Official 3rd round tiers

>Good guys
Perds
Snes

>Bad guys
Pongs
Cucks

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It is I Caps, the mastermind behind your undoing. I channeled Meme magic and cause your destruction

Pens have the heart of champions and the Caps don't. Simple as that.

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>>75838857
>t. Booty blasted Caps fan

Fuck off Toothpaste

>>75838874

>Cheering for a repeat

If you aren't a lifelong(tm) Pongs fan you should neck yourself

>>75838877
>thinking a repeat is worse than a sunbelt or Ontario cup

Can you please chug bleach?

>>75838886

>implying crysby deserves another ring
>implying trashville winning a cup wouldn't be impressive
>implying karlsson doesn't desreve something before he dies

>>75838895
>Ottawa cant even sell out playoff games
>deserves a cup

I like Karlsson but any team with that many empty seats needs to lose.

Hopefully EK just signs somewhere else.

>>75838903

I wonder if Price is gonna bail on Montreal.

There's a lot of teams that would come close to Dynasty status by signing him.

>>75838796
k, listening to after Blondie
>>75838841
>good goys
Preds
Sens

>bad goys
Pens

>bettman guys
Ducks

Which country makes the best /hoc/ OPs? I think Sweden is the worst 2bh

>>75838696
I'll suck your dik

>>75838915
Price already said he wants to stay

Meaning Bergevin will most likely trade him

Which would that be a bad thing? I feel like Montreals window is closed. Price seems to be the only one who wants to stay and other than Sergachev they dont have many prospects

>>75838915

If Chevy steals Price I'll sacrifice my firstborn to an effigy of him

>>75838927

Would make me sad as fuck desu. I fucking love Comrie and that would be career death for him.

>>75838938
Being in winnipeg is career death

>>75838796
oh it's a video game soundtrack.
All right, I'll bite.
Sounds good so far

>>75838953
I prefer Total Annihilation.
Better game, better everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAdOQtAFEs

Ducks boy pussy here trying to find excuses to not do my term paper

>>75838953

No silly goose, it's a swedish metal band

>>75838977
sorry, all I could find was Rome: Total War

>>75838968
Google dird

>Slovakia

Lmao

>>75838927
>>75838938
Helleboy is a lost cause, Comrie would thrive as Price's apprentice.

And the Jest would be absolutely based with a good goalie

>https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud
On point and sadly too true. (17 tweet rant)

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>>75838993
huh. Never even considered this was actually a thing

>>75839026
Poor creatures!

These birds need to shut the fuck up
Im trying to get drunk here

>>75839047
Don't you know about the bird?

>>75839062

?

>slow thread
>shit content

Why is /Eurohoc/ so shit?

>>75839062
derka derka family guy derka bird is the word
I just watched that episode a few days ago and it was the most annoying episode ever
Probably the only time I wanted to stab Peter in the fucking face

>>75839075

First 3 seasons were good, after that it went to shit. Everything post season 7 is fucking garbage.

>>75839069
--> >>75839075
This guy ruined the joke :(

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>>75839079
I think that episode was season seven
Christ.
Yes it was. First episode ws a Brian episode so I skipped it, second was bird is the word episode.
AUGH
Terrible.
Also, is it just me or do the Blues have the best looking home jerseys?

>>75839075
the fact that you think of family guy when surfin bird is referenced gives me cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a98umoWh7VU best cover

McDavid's style of play doesn't work in the playoffs at all. And it won't work any time when he starts to lose his speed.

>>75839174
Sorry, I just watched the episode a few days ago, so it's fresh in my mind

They're still both cancer

McDavid doesn't know how to win. We saw it in Erie, we saw it in International and now we've seen it in Edmonton.

He will never be the best player in the league. Crosby will pass that mantle onto Matthews.

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>>75839294
>matthews

Still that meme? lmao

>>75839314
>Finland
>Talking about memes

I mean, your country produces a lot of them. Takes one to know one I guess.

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almost 6 am
Still here shitposting
>REFPUCK REFPUCK REf

ahh hah, I'm just kidding

>>75839314
>mad
>at generational talent

I get that your countrys talent is known as the relegation generation but not EVERY player under 20 is a meme.

>>75838756
We haven't won a match against the Skoda overlords in 7 years. I don't have high hopes about beating them now.

>>75838925
Bergevin sucks donkey cock. He's too afraid to take risks, so we missed on Johansen, Duchene and we refused to tank it for Matthews out of pride.

If snes don't beat pongs I hope Nashville does

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>>75839485
Wont happen compadré. Los Penguinos are takin the ship.

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>>75839506
>implying we're not crashing the penguins...

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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CRAWLIIIIIN' IN MY SKIIIIIN

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Well lads, after sleeping on it, I've gotta say that it was a good season. A lot of people had the Oil finishing near the bottom of the league again, and they almost made the WCF. Once Chiarelli gets rid of RNH and Eberle this summer, who knows what could happen next season.

Hoping for a Nashville/Ottawa final.

>>75839544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUvy89e8CB0
ducks have no chance

>wake up
>Redditmonton Soilers still BTFO
Feels good

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>dothead sucked the spirit out of McDavid

He looked like a shell of a man in game 7.

how fucking shit do you have to be to let analheim win a game 7?

So will ovechkin come to skoda?

>>75839565
does he have a tumor under his left cheek?

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reen too reen too ren=== ah fuck it

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>>75839462
Im still rooting for you

bulju

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>>75839646

NORGE PREPARE TO GET SHREKT

>>75839661
underage leave

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>>75839646

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also someone pls explain how the fuck is it Škoda, out of all european and world's companies, many of which are larger, more relevant and richer is the sponsor of fucking world championship

And more importantly how the fuck has it been able to be the main sponsor for like two decades in a row without chinks or even some other european company taking over

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>nobody will ever win the Škodac Up, the Olympicg Ames tournament and the Stan Leec Up in the same season
what's the point!?

>>75839685
They are simply clever

>>75839685
Nobody watches so no other companies care

>>75839702
some people were bretty close
If Red Wings won sc in 2006 instead of 2008 you'd have three such players.

also
>mfw only 4 countries have representation in the triple gold club
>mfw we are one of them
ayy

>>75839726
Slovak or finn detected

>>75839685
they're the biggest company that gives a shit about an irrelevant tournament

>chinks
lel

>>75839737

how would they have won stanley cup if they were playing in the world champs?

>>75839643
Thanks Pekka.

>>75839748
U20 > Olympics > Spengler cup > World Cup > Skoda cup > U18

>>75839820
Stan Lee>Gold Medal>U20>Spergler>IIHF WC>U18>WCH

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Some things never change

digits and latvia beats sweden today

>>75839901

reroll

>>75839685
Skoda is part of Volkswagen, genius.

>>75839901
>>75839911

Sweden as self destructive as ever.

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>>75839911

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>>75839911

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>>75839963

I think Sens will meme their way to the final, lads

>>75839911
Cuck

>>75840039
what a bust :/

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>>75840009

>>75839911
Looking forward to it.

>>75839757
fuck im retarded

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good morning

>>75840058
huomenta

>>75839920
I know so why isn't Volkswagen as sponsor

Do the Sens and preds being in the conference finals just prove this format is a joke?

What is it about the Pongs that makes the Crapitals shit the bed so hard every ploff?

>>75840065
Sens yes
Preds no

>>75840066
They don't have useless Ovechkin.

>>75840077
>reddithawks
>blues were a seller at trade deadline
>not an easy path
Preds are gonna get memed on this round

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Ok here's the thing tho
How do people outside of the big six actually watch the tournament?

I mean what is the point of watching if you know for certain that you wont get the medal?

Yet you see latvian, german or swiss fans watching and caring about their team's matches.

I for example cant really imagine watching basketball world cup or whatever if i knew we'd get rekt.

How the fuck do swiss, french or slovaks justify caring about it?

>>75840066
>highest concentration of Russians
>Grab everyones 2nd hand dmen
>grab Coach who has never been past 2nd round either

>>75840105
Hockey is suffering in Norway. If you don't like suffering you are underage or a fag.

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>>75840105
>I mean what is the point of watching if you know for certain that you wont get the medal?

canadians still watch their nhl teams
people like cheering for stuff
friends that like different teams can watch nt without any rivalry
memes happen

>>75840105
>big six
?

canada
usa
russia
sweden
czechs
france
?

>>75840110
>Boston
>rags
>best

What?

>>75840147
>france
finnish mass suicides when

>>75840147
>sweden

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>>75840147

>>75840065
This format being a joke didn't need proving

Career playoff points per game:
>Connor McDavid: 0.69
>Olli Jokinen: 0.83

Good morning /hoc/

Say it with me all together now
>mcbust

>>75840258
laughing SO HARD at you Ted

>>75840218
old system would have been

was-tor
pitt-bos
cbj-ott
mtl-nyr

2 of the same series, pitt would still advance to second round and cbj-ott is debateable, but it might just have had the pitt-ott one series earlier

only thing I didn't like this year was two teams in the west made it in with 94 points and two eastern teams didn't

>>75840218
Fatigue has a huge impact on this round and Stan Lee round

Whats the point in aiming for the higher seeds and wasting energy in the season, if youre just gonna have the hardest route to the finals, wasting more energy?

Boston and New York are nowhere near as intense as Columbus and Washington

>>75840272
You must be looking at your penis if you're laughing that hard

>>75840308
underage b&

>>75840290
>pitt
>pitt
>pitt
get the fuck out of here retard

>>75840290
Motreal would have played Ottawa.

>>75840290

Pitt is a university get it right or pay the price

>>75840105
Swiss won the silver several years ago.

Hey guys, why NHL doesn't let Washington to win the cup? is there Russophobia involved???

>>75840302
>>75840290
I'm guessing this was directed at my post, that I deleted. I didn't read the initial post I was replying to --> >>75840065 correctly and thought it was asking if sens or preds reaching the stanley cup finals would be proof.
I do agree that them reaching the conference finals is proof of that.

Sorry for taking your time because of my dumb mistake.

>>75840349
It is also a swedish slang word for penis ;^)

>Pens go back to back beating the fucking shorks one year and then beating the fucking analslime ducks/trashville redditors

Holy fuck the Pens were given the ultimate window

lmao someone fell asleep on the goal horn

>frogs in charge of stickpuck

>>75840457
let them have it
still better then fucking WE WUZ or Reddithawks winning

>Sunbelt getting absolutly blown out by Yinzer in the Stan lee final 2.0

The wasteland that is the NHL

>>75840493
Yeah I'm happy it isn't Hawks-Kongs trading the cup every year but it isn't any better when the team that will probably win this year will get the same amount of idiotic "dynasty??" talk after they beat a bunch of chokers

>Struggle all the way to game seven against a team that hasn't seen the ploffs in a decade
Nashville about to run them over desu

>wake up
>redditmonton "bettman" soilers were eliminated
Amazing news, todays going to be a good day

>>75840547
It would only be better if the pens got eliminated too

Subban must feel like a fucking race traitor being one of 5 blacks in the NHL

>"Yo PK u fuckin busta hangin out wit dem wite kidz nigga wot teh fuck? Like holy sheeeeit nigga wos rong wich u??"

>>75840547
>he didn't stay up to watch
Casuals gonna cas

Voraceks shot is so weak

>>75840561
>watching a reality tv show featuring faggot mcgaylord
no thanks, NBCSN's broadcast is unbearable when that faggot is involved

All this refpuck.

>>75840595
how else do you expect us to win lol

anyway where's Zucc?

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brilliant idea to take penalties against czech

>>75840602
he said no

>>75840602
Ded.

>>75840623
>>75840624
Yeah he must be tilted as fuck lol. probably getting drunk right now

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>acquired 3rd draft pick
>finally have a decent goalie
>Hithcock is back

The Stars are soon going to be elite again

Skoda team trying to kill >norge.

REFPUCK

this is the part >we dominate the entire period and get scored on

can you retards fuck off with your irrelevant tournament?

>>75839716
kek, underrated post

>>75840662
>Bishop walks away
>Dallas left in ruins again

I fell asleep at like 8 yesterday
Had a dream that the Oilers lost by 7 goals
Woke up, checked the scores, they got knocked out =(

survived the first period

OUR YEAR

>>75840731
where do you see a rating on that post? is there a post scoring system?

>look at espn expert predictions
>all pongs and preds
So we can confirm it's ducks vs senators again?

>>75840747
Not enough (You)s for the perceived post quality

>>75840730
>United States has literally never won a gold
>Last time they got silver was in 1960
Someone's salty

>>75840759
so you think replies are upvotes? what a faggot.

>>75839716
good post

>>75840751
Barry said it would be caps / hawks
And that umd would beat Denver

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>Really want to see Zucc with our national team in at least one tournament
>Deep down inside I know that if every national team gets to use all their NHL players we'll get BTFO'd by the nations we usually play well against like Switzerland and Denmark

>>75840662
Why did Hitchcock say he was going to retire and then resign immediately after? Did he realize he is only good at a rebuild?

>>75840784
he's been with us many times. Last IIHF and olympic qualifiers last september

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>russia literally can't score on denmark

>>75840583
Back to r.eddit casual

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>Tfw comfy Skoda cup after your team wins a game 7

If you were in the nhl, what kind of player would you be?


I think id be Steve ott. I'd be mostly garbage, but annoying as fuck with a heart of gold

>>75840784
You'd only get btfo by Canada and Sweden. Maybe usa, depending on how retarded the roster is

>>75840901

PJ Axelsson - hands of stone but good defensive awareness/positioning

>>75840901
For me, it's Kesler. Best defensive forward in the league and other fanbases fear him because he shuts down their meme players.

>>75840901
I'd be lidstrom because my hockey iq is 200 and I'm literally perfect

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>It's a "Czechs keep pounding norge but can't score for the entire game followed by norwegians achieving one single lucky shot on that ends in a goal" episode

>>75840901
Bill cause I run on hot dogs and autism

When is the cavalry coming for Russia? How fast can the caps clear out their lockers?

>>75840922
Juicy bait right here

>>75840978
Still better than Armenia, desu

>>75840937
don't tell me you weren't expecting this

>>75840922
>mirrored by mcmeme all game
>except when it matters

Mcdavids gonna have fun reviewing those tapes

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Rosseli gets his chance. Blows it, the absolute madman.

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>chechnia
>in charge of counting

>>75840901
Brett Lindros.

>>75840901
Wayne Greatski

Rip norge

>>75840875
APOLOGIZE

>>75840901
alexandre daigle

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>Russian fans

>>75841143
Cringe

>losing 0-0 to noway

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>>75840901
Pavel Demitra

>>75841149
>0-0
>losing

How many Nevadans do you think we have posting ITT right now vs a year from now?

>desert hockey

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>>75841143

>>75840959
Who? Ovechkin and Malkin? Fuck those celebrity pensioners

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>>75841167
DELETE THIS YOU COCKHOLSTER

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дoбpoe yтpo вce

>>75841188
I was referring to all the Russians on the caps.

>>75841188
I just know that Ovechkin will arrive and ruin this team kek.

>>75841149
I have a bet that you will score 3 goals so step up please

>>75841167
quality post my friend. I hope you will experience a flight like this

>>75841224
>that you will score 3 goals
HHAHAHAH THIS FUCKING IDIOT

>>75841143
>down with capitalism!
>with this mask i bought at amazon

t. Enlightened

>>75841219
Yeah, he even doesn't asking for permission to be in the team usually.

This was not all bad. I was expecting assrape without lube.

Norge might actually win

>>75841224
He didnt fly so good

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C'mon norge you can win this

>>75840901
Bulju

I sit a lot and drink at least one bottle of Bonaqua a day, no kidding

>>75841273
Mind if I save this vintage Bulju?

3-0 ... Denmark just got add raped. Better luck next year hahahaha

>>75840937
>>75840937
Are Capitals from Chechnya?

so boring to watch

>>75841290
Ass* fuck you autocorrect

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>>75841247

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>>75839026
Funny thing is, this is pretty much what a real t-rex would have looked like except also 20 feet tall

>>75841247
Well said.

>>75841313
What? That's true. He calls and says "I'm coming". To any coach.

>>75841304
this

shit tier hokkei with shit tier players like pastrnak and plekanec

How likely is it that the caps will trade Ovi this summer?

>>75841283
Not at all

>>75840937
The English verbs you foreigners use for "scoring" are always fun.

Achieving!

Remember when Perry couldn't handle an autistic russian that barely speaks english?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gR_0F92MK0

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NHLs biggest fraud

>>75841411
still better than backstrom

to: [email protected]

dear fag,

'no'

t. me

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>Ovechkin won't ruin our powerplay
Yes! Thank you God.

>>75841407
Remember when the wangs didn't make the playoffs? I remember

Just learned that Leon "The Holocaust" Draisaitl will be joining germany at skoda cup, good times

>>75841439
cup in 7 years

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>Norge wins in shootouts

>>75840959
Recent news: it looks like we'll see Orlov and Kuzy soon.

>Evgenij Kuznetsov and Dmitri Orlov
wew

Bäckström and Lundqvist when?

>>75841438
is ovi capable of joining a team without trying to wrest control of the whole thing?

>>75841465
how serious is mozyakin's injury?

>>75841436
Why has Sweden got so cringy since the playoffs started?

>>75841455
kek glad you guys haven't lost your sense of humor

>>75841487
like 5 3rd round picks this year. THATS 5 FRANZENS, BOYYYYY

>the czechs literally refuse to score on norge

what do they mean by this?

oh close

>>75841517
*squeezes canada hard*

ready for monday, buddy?

>>75841481
I believe he hasn't any injuries. Some inner-team business.
>>75841478
When he's 38.

ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY

>>75841533
fuck off

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>>75841517
5d chess

>>75841533
OwO Whats this?

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I can't stand the pongs

I can't stand shitsburg

I can't stand bandwagon fans

Skoda. Running on diesel now.

If I would take a shot for every icing from czechs I would be dead already

this is so fucking bad

>>75841584
I got hospitalized playing a hockey drinking game, I don't recommend it. I had to take a shot for every time the commentators mentioned mcmeme and I blacked out by the end of the 1st period

>>75841575
>mad
>at steel

Hows life, ted?

>0-0
*yawn*

SOMEONE ANNEX US ALREADY

The good guys won last night

>>75841607
I'm from Columbus

akrons an ok place

fuck chincinatti drivers

Sens and Ducks are both about to get a wake up call. Sens are gonna be shell shocked. They haven't played a team with nearly the speed of the Pens, or against a team that just seems to score at will. Ducks by far have just had the easiest road so far.

>>75841608
>losing to italy

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>>75841612
Say no more

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>Czech Republic
109.000 Hockey players
>Norway
6000 Hockey players

Really makes you think

Don't wanna seem salty but Norway is getting away with absolutely everything

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>>75841617
>Oilers
>easier than blose
surely you jest

Can someone teach me some Norge chants?

>>75841614
Oh so you are mad at flightless birds

>>75841646
norge *clap clap clap*
norge *clap clap clap*

>>75841634
>using your oil money to bribe our team into playing terribly
not cool tbqh

>>75841629
>you can't say that a game is boring, because your team is shit
ok buddy

>>75841646
No

>>75841647
you bet

I honestly hope you pull a shitsburg left in front of a semi and end it

>being fans of a team with a not-two-syllable-name

LETS GO TEAM NAME *clap clap clapclapclap*

objectively the best

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>75841669
I hope you find a way to not be so angry at the world
Leaving Ohio might be a good start

>>75841481
Nothing serious.

>>75841656
>clap clap clap

As an American this is right up my alley.

nice crest snipe Cervenka

>>75841664
exactly
hope you understand

>>75841683
shittsburg is objectively worse than the short north

I also dev for a svb backed startup so no I won't be moving to shittslvania

kys

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>>75839608
Is McDavid a good lad? He has an extremely punchable face.

This series will have 2 easy sweeps

>Ducks in 4
>Penguins in 4

>>75841699
>I also dev for a svb backed startup so no I won't be moving to shittslvania
nice blog fag nobody cares
>kys
fuck off retard

>>75840001
who is this goddess?

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>>75841709
>implying

>>75841701
He doesnt have the chip on his shoulder that sid had, thats for sure

2nd year and lost in 7 games in the 2nd round, nothing to be upset about, desu

are oilshits still crying about muh refpuck ?

Ya blew it

>>75840001
WOMENS LEGS ARE FUCKED

>>75841725
Until the end of time

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are the refs not allowed to call slashing and holding against Norway?

F R A N C O U Z
R
A
N
C
O
U
Z

fuck hockey fuck whte people

>>75841420
Backstrom had a better playoffs than Ovechkin

>>75841713
go away

>CZE-NOR
has semen slurping gone too far?

>lundpads joining team sweden

why are the swedes giving up this early?

>>75841781
>Reported
you can't do that

>>75841709
Ill raise you
>ducks in 5
>sens in 7
I have keks blessing.

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THEY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BEAT US IN OVERTIME

>>75841699
The only thing you develop is suicidal ideation faggot

this 3rd period is one of the worst cases of refpuck I've ever seen

>>75841617
Preds have had the easiest route of all. It's why they look good. An old relic that everyone hyped up in the >reddithawks, and the bloose.
Anaheim had an easy first round for them specifically but had objectively the hardest 2nd round.

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http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/a/26wqy/uppgifter-lundqvist-kommer-till-vm
>Lundqvist is coming
just hand us the gold

>>75841786
Dan RosenVerifierat konto @drosennhl 8 minför 8 minuter sedan
Henrik Lundqvist will go to the World Championship to play for Sweden. He leaves tomorrow.

RIP every other team