/heem/

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what the FUCK op??

FAIL

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Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Jotko vs Branch

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>When you see three of the previous thread meme images you created posted
Feels good.

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>I SENTENCE GSP TO GET THAT DICK S U C C D BY TYRONE

what a joke gsp is

>>75836649
SILVA VS GSP dummy

Why is Bisping so hated? ;_;

>>75836624
Putting Schlub posting on the shelf for a bit?

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So Joanna beats Andrade this weekend then fights again in Poland in October to break Ronda's record for most title defenses by a woman. Who is she gonna fight for the record? Rose? Claudia again? Cynthia?

>>75836699
>and now it is low.

>>75836707

I'm not Coral springs, although I am legitimately concerned for his well being at this point. I don't think he has much going for him outside of heem

>>75836708
Clawja again

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How did I do boys?

>>75836734
RIP

>>75836708
rose is due.

KK and claudia have work to do for rematches

Eugene S. Robinson

>Tfw was gonna put the mortgage on Bisping as an underdog against stock market man

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>>75836753
I love it.

>>75836708
Rose is the #1 contender dummy

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>>75836643
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Masvidal
Edgar
Branch

>>75836761
What happened to him? Did he finally leave?

>>75836753
>>75836790
cringe

>>75836801
Studying for finals or he got a 30 day ban

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>>75836643
Stiopic the Immigrant
Jędrzejczyk
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko

>>75836801
He got banned but nobody really knows for how long. Last seen he was sperging out on someone imitating him. His ban could be up by now but who knows.

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>>75836753
>>75836790
rate mine my guys

GSP FIGHT IS OFF

WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN AN ELDERLY BRITISH MAN GETS MURDERED ON LIVE TV BY A STEROID INFUSED CUBAN

GET READY FOR THE COMFIEST FIGHT FAGGOTS

>>75836836
It's okay.

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Can't wait for the GSP barbecue

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>>75836643
jds
andraj
maia
rodriguez my boy
jotko

>>75836875
Did Quasimodo predict Maia

>>75836839
Adan, the memes will be dank, the autism will rise, heembros will be united and forgiven by based Yoelito. I can't wait

Maia fought at MW
Masvidal fought at LW

That's literally all the analysis you need on that fight.

*raises paw*

What if Bisping wins?

>>75836899
>paw
Heem yourself

Remember when DJ had a twitch meetup for his beta orbiters?

What would a heem meetup look like and who would unite us?

>>75836913
Based bluehoodiechad

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>>75836643
JDS
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

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>>75836921
kek

>>75836882
he predicted all this

Including by gabagool snack

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>>75836894
seems legit

>>75836913
official gear

>>75836970
Your efforts to get the word out on famous burger is much appreciated. Keep doing what you're doing Aldito

>>75836970
youre about to get a 3 day ban. you probably have anywhere between 10 and 60 minutes of posting left

>>75836995
This, it's happened to me too

>>75836970
Enjoy that 3 day ban my guy

>>75836995

It's fine, I'll be back

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>>75836960

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>>75837015

I will my dude

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>>75836960
>>75837023

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>>75837066

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>>75837089

Fwonkies a nice guy, hope he wins desu

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Enjoy page one guys

The impostor is trying to derail Famous posting again

He did this exact thing a couple days ago

michelin star when

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>>75837117

No it's actually me this time, I'm probably getting a 3 day ban so I'm just posting til it kicks in

Keeping it sports related just in case though

>>75837117
im sorry i have question

How do you keep track of what each different autistic poster is doing in the thread? To me its just all a bunch of shitposting

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>>75836643
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

>>75837150
friend simulating doesnt have any base in reality. they just like pretending they know who is posting what because it makes them feel like they have friends

FRONKIE

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>>75837149

Nasty

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>people think Yoel will beat Bisping

>>75837143
Why are you such an autist? What about Aldo triggers you?

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>>75837168
she's like a cute dinosaur

>>75837169
>Looking for any excuse to post that picture

Sad!

>>75837149
ido portal is memerolling in his grave rn

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>>75837170

I swear it's me, here's some more anti-Max stuff lol

>>75836594
might want to edit that shit

MVP is out with a boo-boo

MVP has been with bellator since before whitaker's first non-tuf fight. 7 fights in 4 years against bellator prelims cans.

barberna would ruin him, shit, gall would ruin him

>>75837149
This is how someone who just got 10-8'd dances

>>75837191
You keep talking and you'll give me an excuse to hook your jaw

Late night heem so comfy

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>>75837235
i know right, post your fightfu
for me its Emily Ducote

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>>75836643
Miocic
Jesrejsxsokx
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko

Also, Alvarez by KO of the year

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>>75837255
Not him, but you just posted her.

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>>75837255

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Yoels gonna rape bisping believe you me

>>75837309
if alvarez loses im goofing you

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>>75837329

>>75837392
should b "no for gay jesus"

>>75836594
Is anyone else actually going to 211 or are you all fake fite fans?

>>75837461
I'd go to 211 but I live in Pennsylvania and I'm celebrating my graduation with dinner that night with the family

>>75837468
come to Fight Night on July 22nd. I'm gonna go

>>75837255

I'm simultaneously attracted to and intimidated by Meegan

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>>75837491

>>75837476
Ive considered it. I want to hear more about the card first. Hopefully theyll anounce it on Friday. Rumor is KZ-Lamas is gonna be main or comain

>>75837468
>>75837476
Literally fucking lame.

>>75837505
well, i live 15 mins from the arena so im def going. ufc 209 was my first show and it was decent so im hype to go again. im hoping for more wmma

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>>75836643
Stip Miotich
Joanna champion
Jorgay
Franklin edgar
Jotko

>>75837519
209 was a good card besides the main

Elkins-Bektic was probably the craziest i got during a fight in years, or every

>>75837519
215 should be my first show, bound ot be expensive as fuck. hoping for clean victories for champs in the next 2 as i'd rather watch stipe/cain and holloway/swanson

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>>75836643
Stipe
JJ
Masvidal
Yair
Jothko

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RIP Pissbing

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/dana-white-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-title-fight-off-yoel-romero-gets-next-shot

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Neil Seery got a fight!

Alexandre Pantoja in Glasgow July 16th

Not the type of opponent you'd expect for a sendoff fight though

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https://youtu.be/2rL9vM_lKxM

this shit isn't even funny. Bisping has reached Chael level. Hope yoelito heems him now

Well I mean I don't hope since I know it's gonna happen. Hope it's as violent as chris's heem

>just had a dream Jorge loses a split decision
hold me, lads

>>75837621
Worked

>>75837605
ufc likes to kill fighters or have a fighter kill someone they want killed before they retire, no loose ends

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>>75837621
Bisping coming off as a real douchebag here. Can his literal who cohost Felate him harder?

>>75837590
Is that Dominick Cruz?

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all is well on heem.com finally. all the spergos are sleep and i guess its time for me to sleep too. good night heem.com

>>75837671
That's his Jimmy Hart. You're getting worked HARD

>>75837605
Seery 'bout to get handed a fat L.

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>>75837711
>Jimmy Hart
Who?

Sounds like you want to feed Bento

>>75837722
Is another one of your forced memes you aspie?

>>75837721
shes pretty qt. you notice how her eye twitches and it looks like she does single eye blinks? shits cute yo

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>>75837730
Is that a question orrrrr? like I don't understand your english. Maybe calm down and type that again but this time don't be SEETHING

New Episodes of Dragon Ball Super every Sunday on Fuji TV add it to the calendar what the fuck are you doing nigger.

>>75837671
>>75837711
>when you don't know it's a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot

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>>75837117
what a fucking loser

>>75837735
Yep. Back to >>>/asp/ with you

>>75837671
B A S E D
E
N
T
O

>>75837748
Stop samefagging, you got caught

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>>75837754
here you go

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>>75837733
I have noticed that, it's very cute.

Is this seriously what passes for humor for aspies? A baby's name? More forced than Pianoposting

>>75837773
Pretty sure its that one guy who literally said he forces memes and endlessly samefags

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>>75837773
what aspies you retard? are you seriously gonna start a flame war with your "worked" nonsense?

fuck off

>>75837783
im pretty sure you have no idea who anyone is and youre a friend simulating faggot. heem is not your friend

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>>75837773
>>75837783
>pot calling the kettle black

It's funny because there's atleast 3 bento posters and you're talking to two whilst samefagging your self

>>75837787
>waah waah like my sperg stimming
Kill yourself

>>75837760
F E E D

>>75837795
Make that 4

>>75837787
>>75837790
>>75837795
>1 minute apart

Lol you fucking loser

>>75837800
>he doesnt know what a minute is
figures

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>>75837800

>>75837799
Its just you talking to yourself. Its pretty evident

>>75837800
dude your literally arguing with three people you moron

>>75837812
Im arguing with an aspie with 3 personalities

>le ebin baby xD

Kill yourself

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>>75837810
>>75837800
>>75837797
Just take the L, man ahahaha

>>75837816
>WAAAH WAAAH POST MY MEMES
kill yourself

morning heem, garbage heem

>>75837820
You're a worthless aspie literally having a conversation with himself about a baby

I WANT TO BELIEVE

http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Dana-White-UFC-Not-Waiting-on-GSP-Yoel-Romero-Gets-Next-Title-Shot-vs-Michael-Bisping-121265

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>>75837824
sorry

>dude junior dos santos has a baby lmao

Imagine how worthless your existence is to find this humorous. Probably a gunless piece of shit too

okay, he's baiting for (you)s at this point. he's done for now guys

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>>75837834

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>>75837834
>filename

>>75837847
>>75837848
Lol what a fucking worthless cuck you are.

How many more personalities you going to throw in you pedophile?

LMAO this nigga eddie went from LHW champ to fighting on the prelim

so this....... is the power of gooby

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>>75837858
im done with you dude, seek help, seriously

>>75837870
Lol this one personity of yours is done you autistic pedo gunless freak

>DUDE BABIES LMAO

Buy a Smith and Wesson and take the retirement plan

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>>75837870
It's literally one guy here 12 hours a day, just ignore him.

>>75837870
He's pretending he was always retarded because he as someone who wasn't even in the conversation where BIGG BENTO was first posted got BTFO by 3 members of the church of bento. Not only that but bento is not only mma related it was also a conversation about mma that the pic was posted with. If spainwas here he'd probably say

Sad!

>eating muffins on a cut
>talking about respecting her opponents
>not aggressively getting in Andrade's face during the staredown

I'm still long on JJ but her behavior in these Embeddeds is starting to shake my confidence.

Notice how this fucking zilch stopped throwing in 20 replies for every post yeah faggot i know how airplane mode works too fucking loser lmao

Keep replying to yourself you gunless fuck

>>75837887
desu I wasn't a member of the church but seeing how hard it triggered this retard, I think I'm done with schaub and jesus

Keeo throwing in more replies im sure your simulated friend personalities love it

Gunless pedo

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>>75837888
Same, If she doesn't Do something bitchy and wild for the weigh ins I'm legit putting money on andrade. I'm atleast hoping it won't be a sad loss. Where do you see her career going if she takes an L from Wondeful Womanlet?

I bet its that same zilch faggot forcing the burger posting, what a little bitch this is it maaaaaaaaan dont fuck with me

Probably that pedo calendarnigger too, faggot

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>>75837896
Well fed brother

>>75837903
I hope she's self-aware enough to atleast not run away like ronda did. Maybe make a fast comeback. Maybe get a title shot coming off a loss in a higher weightclass ala holly

>Where do you see her career going if she takes an L from Wondeful Womanlet?

Hopefully an immediate re-match. I'm hoping she doesn't have a breakdown like Ronda did. I don't think she's liable to but you never know with women.

I hope she's not thinking about kids or the R-word.

>>75837920
Still responding to yourself you pedo fucking zero? Do you honestly think this humors anyone but your two other personalities? I literalllllllllllllly doooo not care bro

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MAKE IT RAIN! DOLLA DOLLA (YOU)'S Y'ALL

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Anyone seen Coral Springs around here?

Also a cuck faggot who would've thought

What i wouldnt fucking give to literally find you i dont care

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>>75837926
>I hope she's not thinking about kids or the R-word.

I don't have the source but she literally is thinking about both already. once she beats ronda's record probably. Point is it's on her mind at the very least which is worrying

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diggies

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>>75836643

JDS
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

>>75837945
What's your favorite reem fight?

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>>75836899

He will

>>75837945
I can spot you like the cumstain of the fucking planet you are you fuck dont fuck with me

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>>75837956
This isn't meant to be condescending.

how do you see him winning?

Piece of shit do nothing faggot

>>75837903
I don't think Andrade will beat her but I could see her taking a shot at the title in the new division if she loses. Either way she probably only has a couple years left, she had a long kickboxing career before she transitioned to MMA.

>>75837978
Ive only got two so far ill have to do better i hat that calendarnigger

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>>75837969

I think he can drag Yoel to a decision if he can survive being finished in early blacksplosion shitstorms.

Tbh, I'm not 100% confident or anything but I think he's in with more of a chance than a lot of people give him credit for.

Miesha > Gina

There... I said it.

After seeing her on TUF tonight I was impressed.

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>>75836643
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko

>>75837988
Do you think caraway is fine seeing his beard be so blatantly used as a motivational cumrag on tv? I bet cody and his fiancee had a three way with her

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>>75837985
controversial split or unanimous?
>>75837988
Gina is too conventionally hot for me to care.

Miesha looks like a white trash slut with big tates and that just makes me whacky I tell ya hwat

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>>75837997

Bisping meme decisions aside, unanimous

>>75837996
She definitely fucked a few of the TUF guys that night when the cameras were off. Miesha was downing shots like it was nothing while Cody was wincing in agony. Caraway probably loves this.

>>75838011
Cody is such a lightweight or was playing up for cameras

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>le fake news mediuh

What did he mean by this?

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>>75838008
Hoping to see this face on yoel atleast once during the fight

Everybody always gets this I CAN'T BELIEVE BISPING HIT ME THAT HARD face

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>>75838019

I never got where the "Bisping doesnt hit hard" meme came from desu

Look at him on TUF, he destroyed everyone.

Also pic related

Ngannou

>>75838018
parrotting a statist piece of shit like the good boy cuban cuck he is i fucking hate mma media though mmajunkie is probably the best simply for not being a bunch of cucksheds like mmafighting whoooo i fucking despise with a passion

Fuck you mmafighting even bloodyelbow is less cucked than you statist fucks

>>75837997
Controversial unanimous, his face will look like hes been un a car crash but he will out land Yoel

Basically like Hendo 2

>>75838028
does miesha /hangwiththeboys/?

>>75838044

Fights not in England tho m8.

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>>75836594
Where can you get this signed posters? I see the main guys signing them all the time before the fights. .

>>75838039
Go to bed, Gramps

Lay off the Johnnie Walker

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>>75838044
That fight hurt my partiotism

>>75838056
I dont even drink anymore you gunless piece of shit i fucking hate drinking so much

What a piece if shit you are "durrr i dont like his rant must be drunk" is that you calendarnigger? Probably you fuckhead

>>75837940
Shes been talkin bout dat since before second Clawja fight, mostly because her weight cuts were hard. Since she moved to Florida she has easier timw cutting and postponed her plans a bit

>>75838057
Do you have that app that hides when you screenshot or are you just a voyeur?

>>75838077
so many people will screenshot decent pics that it doesn't matter desu, you're just 1 more username out of a thousand.

>>75837985
yoel finishes in the third, he won't gas

I hate mmafighting

I HATE THEM

>>75838018
>muh fake news!
>muh trump!
>muh whitey keeping me down!
nigga has identity crisis or he's flat out retarded

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>>75836594
thank you for putting the events in the OP i come to this general because i dont know where else to find this information

i also have this theory that docknigger is actually mexican he doesn't look that white he hates blacks a lot works a manual labor union job and is a dwarf in southern california it all makes

>>75838076
If I visited poland, how hard would it be to find a qt joanna like gurl who wants to marry me for citizenship? I'm a whiteboi who trains and I work a mediocre 11.50 an hour job to pay for my fitan

>>75838093
Durrr hurr lmao drunpf is a racist you statist faggots almost make me root for him you fucking zeroes

>>75838093
I was going to say You're silly but, The insane manlet agrees with me so it'd feel dirty

>>75838119
You are completely deranged.

There you are pedo calendarnigger faggot first going some stupid faggy image then some condescending reply i dont care

>>75838119
can you have your daily psychotic paranoid spergfest somewhere else please

Back to threes or more you multi personality gunless pedo? i fuckkhing hate you

>>75838119
can i get a picture?

>>75838130
Get some help bro. This is a manic state you are in. I'm scared for your well-being and the people around you. It's very late at night, try to get some rest.

>>75838137
Is this what snorting adderall is like?

Do another reply you pedo I want to get a cleeeeear profile of the fucking cum dribble of this entire planet

>>75838148
You are a deranged lunatic. You've probably burned so many bridges in your life due to your untreated schizophrenia. You are a burden on your parents. Get help and make things right.

>>75838139
Seconded

Red alert all hands to battle stations.

>>75838151
Keep it going you fucking zilch pedo i want to know the subhumanity behind your ass i dont care

>>75838163
Who are you even referring to? I think you have the wrong guy.

>>75838181
I would have so much fun kicking your sorry ass haha

usually i have to go on /x/ to witness paranoid freakouts

this is pretty neat

I know you're trolling with that response but you would literally never say that to me calendarnigger

>>75838194
Believe me you fucking midget I'd kneel down and say it right to your face. Then I'd drag your unconscious body into a psych ward.

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imagine though, if you will

>being 5"4' 144lbs

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Spergs are in full revs today it seems

Do you honestly think real life fights play out like the fantasy fighs you have with your simulated personalities, because i can assure your pedo ass it doesn't

>>75838209
i am not docknigger please stop associating me with that quasi marxist cumstain

>>75838209
I honestly can't imagine it. My 15 year old sister is taller than 5'4". What a sad miserable rage fueled life. This guy is having a total manic episode.

>>75838209
Maybe when I was in 7th grade.

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>>75838219
es normal

>>75838219
Its the pedo calendarnigger he is legitimately psychotic but doesn't even own guns because he's a fucking zilch

>>75838220
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Marxist you schizo lunatic.

>>75838224
god i'd really like her to knock me permanently unconscious

>>75838209
5'4 144lbs is kinda a fat little shit when you're honest about it

oh look the pedo is a statist cuck who wouldve thought

>>75838236
Oh look the lunatic schizo is a fascist capitalist pig. Not surprised.

Fucking DockGOD workin the marks with a heel Mankind angle absolutely based

>>75838240
What the fuck is wrong with his eye?

Poor Yoel

Imagine having to inject all your gear on short notice

>>75838257
Its shopped. What do you think? Do you actually think Based Schaub looks like that? Its typical h8rs trying to compensate for their own misgivings.

>tfw Dana tells you that yu have to fight Yoel

>>75838240
Prolly killer tbfhfam I would kill myself if I were under 6'0 200 lbs

>>75838267
Bisgod will NC him in 5

>Get bullied all over /heem/
>Desperately attempt to redeem yourself by saying "Haha! I am playing a heel lol"

Pathetic.

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>>75838273

>>75838273
It's a part of the work, moron. Romero was in on it.

>>75838278
Worked

>>75838267
Oh shit that was the plan all along. DANA IS PLAYING 4D CHESS FELLAS

bet the house on Bispin

>>75838278
Tbh Heem belongs on /asp/

>>75838288
I try to get us moved there all the time. What's the big deal?

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Who's ready for based Floyd to body this pussy?

>>75838219
id lick the shit out of those desu

>>75838293
WWE is more of a sport than heem

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>>75838300
>body
Is that what you call hugging him for the entire bout?

I see conor doing something whacky using meme magic mixed with luck of the irish perk and getting a knockdown early then due to boxing rules floyd gets time to recover then wins a boring hugfest thus ensuring that even though conor lost, he won

>move /heem/ to /asp/
>doing mandrama "heel" bullshit
no, it is you who belongs there you fucking faggot. kys

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/Heem/ to /asp/ dig it!!!

>>75838300
Worked so hard by Conor you go for another uber heel in Floyd. Damn, creative will never write someone better again.

>>75838308
/heem/ is for memes. /mma/ is for serious discussion

Very simple.

>>75838315
When is the last time you saw the GOAT hug someone you makebeliever

>>75838318
Worked

>>75838320
He's not even going to get the fight haha haha. He's not a big timer on the fight scene. He's a B+player and he does good with his little Irish spot. He should be happy brock doesn't want to make a comeback.

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>>75836643
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

I'm going to get faggot ass /Heem/ moved to /asp/ because it's an alternative sport. WWE is there and ufc should be right next to it. Alternative sports deserve that hell hole.

Do you guys think Dana, Maynard, Ari, and the rest of creative will have Jon put over DC? Jon hasn't convincingly sold anything since Gustaffson and even then he was no selling a lot. I think seeing DC get put over and go full heel sets up a true redemption arc and big trilogy fight for the fans. Jon was much better as a face

>>75838342
Conor is a-show. Floyd always needs another A-Show because his no sells look convincing and cool then

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>>75838360
Every sport that isn't a combat sport should be in /asp/ to be honest family. Every "sport" that tries to bypass ultimate competition by throwing a ball instead of just beating some man ass is an alternative to sport

>>75838373
No conor is a solid C. Floyd is an A+ player. Nobody gave a shit about conor until he wanted to get his ass beat by an old man.

>>75838378
Nah nfl deserves its own board and mma needs to be with its superior WWE in /asp/ cuz they are the same shit.

>>75838360
Like I said. /mma/ for /sp/ sports discussion. /heem/ for our memes on /asp/. I'll even take /bant/ at this point

>>75838387
That just isnt true. Conor's been A Show since 189. He's working you hard

Can't wait for Jorge to lose so all the bandwagoners fuck off

>>75838424
Worked

>>75838424
Why would people who bandwagon fuck off? they'd just latch on to maia because they're bandwagoners, fuckwit

>>75838424
your dislike of a fighter should be more intrinsic

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>>75836643
Dos Santos
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar

>>75838437
BTFO, how will the brit h8r ever recover

>>75838430
>>75838443
I like Jorge that's why I want the bandwagoners to fuck off

>>75838395
Conor isn't A like Floyd. I'm not even shitposting when I say that. Everyone knows Floyd and maybe your bw3 staff knows conor. My dad is 70 and hates mayweather but has no clue who conor mcgregor is.

>>75838437
Doesn't matter, they'll be bandwagoning someone I don't care about

>fuckwit
Cringe

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>>75838453
>other people can't like who i like!!!!!

You sound like a real sour faggot you know that?

I like jorge too so I hope he gets as many fans as possible fairweather or not

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>>75836643
Steep
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

>>75838458
>Cringe
Irony

"For sure a fan since strikeforce bro he's a beast 100 percent" has never been more warranted than now

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>>75836594

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75829881

News:

>Dana: Bisping vs GSP is off, Romero will get a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/dana-white-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-title-fight-off-yoel-romero-gets-next-shot

>Choi-Fili added to UFC 214
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/after-fight-of-the-year-loss-dooho-choi-meets-andre-fili-at-ufc-214-in-anaheim

>Jessica Penne flagged by USADA, despite being on 3 fight losing streak
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15620052/jessica-penne-flagged-by-usada-for-prohibited-substance-after-re-analysis-of-sample

>MVP injured
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15618690/knee-injury-forces-michael-page-out-of-next-weeks-bellator-179-event

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>>75838453
There's literally no reason for you to like jorge. You understand 0 about that kind of american culture that makes him who he is.I bet you can't understand half of what he says or what it means And you call other people bandwagoners? fuck off upper middle class whiteboi in a redcoat

>>75838461
>You sound like a real sour faggot you know that?
Don't care, I'm sick of these bandwagon faggots saying
>oh for sure since strikeforce dude
>Maias fucked, better boxing and wrestling bro

FUCK OFF, you didn't know who he was until he beat Cowboy, fuck off saying shit that just isnt true pretending you have a clue you fucking casuals.

Maia will win, all these Jorge fans will fuck off just like they did with cowboy. They'll probably preach Maia instead and claim Maia hits harder than Tyron instead or something
>>75838473
Since Ross Pearson idiot. I admit I'm a casual fan. He's a spicy gatekeeper. Nothing more

>>75838473
Also you say irony and then bandwagon and don't know how to greentext?

Bellend

>>75838488
>admits to being casual
>Even then apparently he's not as casual as the others
>I SAID FUCKOFF???????

Lmao'ing at this limey faggot

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>>75838484
>>75838461
>being this rabid of a dickrider

unless you're actually Jorge Masvidal, you shouldn't be this emotionally invested in him
i hope maia chokes him out just so I can see your reaction

>>75838497
>Bellend
cringe

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>MvP is out of Bellator 179

lol rip.

>>75838488
>I admit I'm a casual fan.
> I'm sick of these bandwagon faggots

gonna let you just stew in that, buddy

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Catch you guys tomorrow. Goodnight /heem/ I'm sleepy

>>75838506
AWW sorry did my mean words hurt you? Aww poor little boy. Don't worry that your 7th boy of the year is about to lose and you have legit no idea what you're talking about. Have you heard of Robbert Whittaker? He's prerty good, for sure can be your next boy

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Who is the CIA guy of the UFC? Who is Bane?

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>>75838550

>CIA guy
Khabib

>Bane
Khabib

>>75838546

Are you codyfag? You certainly post like a cunt.

>>75838525
>>75838500
To retarded to acknowledge what I say?
My problem isn't with the new fans, I saw him, I'd never heard of him, I liked him, I think hes alri.

Bandwagoners saw him, liked him, claimed to know him since birth, will make up facts and pretend to have a clue, spam youtube with fake facts and statistics and bandwagon him on heem. When he loses they will either pretend they knew it was going to happen or stop talking about him completely.

The fact I have to explain this to you is really bad

>>75838560
>you-you Co-co-cody fan? Please stop bullying me?

No im not any personality because being a personality on heem is fucking retarded.

I know you're the British Masvidal fan since strikeforce personality even though you never mentioned him once.

For sure I've been a Woodley fan since strikeforce my guy

>>75838483
>Dana: Bisping vs GSP is off, Romero will get a title shot

Finally.

>>75838599

>bullying me
>i know you're this and that

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, I couldnt care less about masvidal and your little argument with the burgers ITT. I was just letting you know that you're embarrassing yourself

Carry on

>>75838520
Bellator gonna overtake ufc any day now

>>75836935
Lol retard jon jones is not on the card

>>75838665
stop sameposting

>>75838612
Sorry I called you out on being a bandwagon bottom feeder bitch

>muhh strikeforce!
Lmao what a bitch

>>75837854

cuuuute