/heem/
previous thread: >>75821289
Henry Cejudo forced out of UFC 211 fight with Sergio Pettis; Branch-Jotko moved to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15619166/ufc-211s-sergio-pettis-vs-henry-cejudo-fight-canceled
My cub swanson mouthguards are arriving today
Why are people picking Cejudo?
He lost his two last major fights
And this is gonna be against a guy that could easily fight a weightclass above.
>>75829958
I got some bad news for ya
>>75829958
I thought he won against benavidez. And got a shit point deduction. Might be remembering wrong though.
>>75829958
Proof no one cares about the OP
>>75829993
Cejudo needs to lay off the tacos and head to Famous BurgerĀ©
post megan ffs why do i even have to ask
>>75830014
I wish Megan would laugh at my naked body and kick my balls desu
>>75830014
>>75829881
Branch-Jotko?????
well I guess
>>75830036
the one thats not ugly
Didn't and won't read the last thread but everyone realises henry pulled because he knows he can't make weight right?
>I h-hurted my hand
>>75830045
You didn't specify
I wish Tuss would get in my guard
>>75830040
Make one for this
>>75830043
MW needs another #1 contender, this would produce the 4th
>>75830045
megan is actually p cute when she's wearing makeup and clothing.
fucking joanna is one cringy bitch
>>75830051
What a shit weight-class when even the biggest manlets can't make weight.
Flyweight needs to be removed.
>>75830045
lol poor predictioncuck has to redo the picks for free
>>75830014
I thought you queers were talking about the superior megan wtf
>>75830043
For the interim middleweight championship
>Dana's face when
>>75830134
ten pounds is a lot when you're the size of some lamps
I think it is interseting the way people keep saying "Naw man, Masvidal will be the one who keeps Maia on the feet and KO's him." People have said that about his last several opponents in a row and he has emphatically proved them wrong each time. I understand that Jorge has had success stuffing wreslter's takedowns, but that isn't what Maia is about. Maia ties himself up with the opponent in the clinch and drags them down with his body weight, or trips them as they are trying to stop him from doing the former, plus he will have a size advantage over Jorge. I think Masvidal has the power to stop Maia, but realistically, I dont think he will be able to get it done.
>>75830139
>>75830139
lol she's got all the ass of a suicide jumper
>>75830014
2
>>75830065
Here you go, bro.
>>75830182
you now remember maia "versus" anderson silva
post tuss ffs why do i even have to ask
>>75829958
>not picking a fighter because they got rekt by Demetrious Johnson and lost a close decision to Joe B
Haha what
>>75830240
That was a long time ago, and it's pretty evident that Maia has improved a lot since then
maia is 40 and can't roid i don't need to see tyron goodley knock his block off
>>75829881
no homo but the pettis brothers are handsome mofos
>>75830274
fuck masvidal tho, uncle thomas ass nigga
>>75830189
what does that mean
>189er
Miocic vs Dos Santos
JÄdrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Jotko vs Branch
>>75830182
Due to the Law of Masvidal he kicks the shit out of fighters that are better than him and loses split decisions to guys who aren't even on his level.
Seriously though it'd be so fucking gay for Maia's big current run to be ended by fucking Jorge Masvidal.
>>75830182
I think there is also a misconception about people being unable to survive with Maia on the ground. Which is likely because of his 1st round finish of Condit but before that a lot of people survived for a long time against Maia.
>>75830305
Miocic
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko
>>75830145
its a lot easier than you'd think. the template is very easy to work with
>>75829881
Man fuck Cejudo. Doesnt that little bitch already have a history of missing weight and pussying out of fights? Cut his lame fucking ass.
>>75830305
mcfucking kill yourself
>>75830325
it's fake retard
>>75830305
>i'll wait until tomorrow to take picks
>starts brand new ones tonight
for the love of christ get a life
>>75830305
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75830333
Don't be rude or else
>>75830277
>5ft10 and 5ft6
>>75830333
>>75830346
why do i make you so angry?
>>75830326
eat a bullet you compulsive loser
>>75830363
Youre a pedophile loser. What do you expect? People to support your twisted habit you worthless fuck?
>>75830305
Miocic
JÄdrzejczyk
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko
>>75830311
I know right? I cant understand why he chose to take this fight insted of waiting for the outcome of WvsW2. Doesn't he have a manager or an agent who is supposed to advise him against things like this?
>>75830316
This is a fair point, but he doesnt have to submit you to win, Gunnar Nelson proved that.
>>75830363
you typed "plsdontbully" in your name what am i supposed to do?
these posts are a metaphor for /heem/
>>75830305
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Yair
Jotko
>>75830305
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Branch
>>75830417
No one cares you fucking zero
>>75830305
STIOPIC VIA IMMIGRANT MENTALITY
ANDRAAAJ
BACKPACK MAN
BOXERCISE GUY
JOTKO
>>75830399
>This is a fair point, but he doesnt have to submit you to win, Gunnar Nelson proved that.
True but he does tend to gas after the first round and his takedowns become more telegraphed. I think the second round will be key, considering Maia wins the first and Masvidal wins the third.
>>75830434
is that Dee Snider
>>75830440
literally lol'd
you're unironically the best poster here
>>75830448
Maia doesn't remotely have the striking to hide his takedowns either let alone do anything to be good standing
i think this the fight getting cancelled is a good thing because we've never gotten that many picks in a thread like that. im positive it was one guy spamming picks. he wont do it again so this time we'll get a better view of heem's real picks
>>75830467
for sure masvidal is a mother fucker my guy
>>75830474
>he wont do it again
i already started
>>75830305
>Miocic
>Joanna
>Maia
>Edgar (MY BOY)
>Jotko
>>75830148
>dat look
>Olivi will never cammand you to undress in front of her and give you that look of utter contempt as you do
jarred gordon is boy material, lads
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/6/15548850/still-unbroken-jared-gordons-harrowing-road-to-ufc-211
>>75830305
Stipe
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
Maia will KO Masvidal in the first with a headkick, cap this post
>>75830305
STIOPIC
JOANNA
MASVIDAL
EDGAR
JOTKO
>>75830494
you cheeky fuckr
Looooool not surprised but still ridiculous
>Bisping WILL wait until November to fight GSP
>>75830305
> Dos Santos
>JÄdrzejczyk
>Maia
>Edgar
>Jotko
>>75830305
JDS
JÄdrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Branch
>>75830564
fuck off Bisping
>>75830399
>Doesn't he have a manager or an agent who is supposed to advise him against things like this?
Most fighters represent themselves and negotiate directly with the UFC. There's so little money in it already that it's not worthwhile for most agents, and nobody wants to give up a percentage so they can be represented in a situation where they don't have any leverage anyway. The Reebok deal also ended the need for sponsorship connections, rumor has it that a big part of the reason the deal was made to begin with was to put an end to having to deal with managers.
>>75830305
Stiopcic
Andraj
Gamebred
Yair
Jotko
>>75830474
You say that like Maia gets people down with his explosive double leg or some shit
>>75830616
meant for
>>75830467
>>75830564
NATTY GOAT
>>75830305
Stipe
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Branch
>>75830399
> I cant understand why he chose to take this fight insted of waiting for the outcome of WvsW2.
On the MMAHour he said that he was specifically told by the UFC that he had to take the Masvidal fight if he wanted to stay in the line for a title shot.
Lads, how the FRICK do I keep people from just posturing up when I go for the armbar? I prefer subs that don't sacrifice position if they don't work, but I have to learn a competent armbar or I will be white belt five-ever. Any tips?
>>75830564
>if George isn't ready by July i'll be fighting Romero
>>75830616
No, but it certainly helps and the only time people have been able to give Jorge trouble in recent years is when they mix it up and keep him more tentative on the feet.
>>75830305
>All that work into a header
>doing it for free
>no one gives a fuck
SAD!
>>75830614
r8 my oc
>>75830704
Hahaha i really really really like this
Can I save it?!!!!???????
DAILY REMINDER
>>75830671
lock one leg across back until you are sure you can secure arm completely.
>>75830721
definitely not
>>75830692
Example. Khabilov beat Masvidal by feinting takedowns, keeping that threat there with pressure but also throwing in strikes, landing many overhands. He won the third with a ridiculous memekick
>>75830725
>TFW someone posts your OC
and its official. lol i bet dana is so mad that Ariel got to announce it first again
Watch me work, go to bed, and then come back 12 hours later to revved up spergs.
Also, why the fuck didn't they bump Alvarez-Poirier for the main card? Does WME hate Edward?
>>75830564
WME are killing this sport
>>75830305
Dos Santos
Joanna Champion
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
I heard there was an "aussie" version of this that was better
>>75830802
>sport
i think you mean company m8. Bellator, Rizin, One Championship, and Invicta are all doing fine
Just use the old picks who gives a fuck about this fight
If you're not using a foam roller + gravity boots/inversion table every day, you're fucking up.
>>75830799
Because they have already been running commercials advertising Alverez/Porier as the featured prelim fight
>>75830799
more people view the prelims, that's why they're being kept in that "main event" slot
>>75830799
Either Fox insists on having decent main events for the prelims that they air or UFC does it themselves because they need good tv ratings because they make a shitton off of their deal with Fox and making even more money is important when it gets renegotiated.
>>75830833
the number of fights radically changes how many winners we get. the first goof usually takes out half or more of the picks
>>75830833
This lol
Wait does this mean poirier and eddie are on the main card now? Cause I was planning on watching that fight on my fox sports go app
>>75830305
FAWKIN STIOPIC
The Polish Green Goblin
Gamecock Whore-hay
THE ANSWER
Yot-ko
Are you lads ready for the Tyrun/Mcgoobz match to be announced? :^)
>>75830852
no, Jotko and Branch are the new opener for the main card.
>>75830799
they mad and think ed went and broke his shit
DC going in for the succ!
>>75830305
Miocic
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75830835
eh, i use a steam roller and a gravity bong
>>75830888
nice people never win
>>75830888
hahaha holy shit its' real!
DC is SHOOK!
>>75830888
>Joe Becker
who the FUCK is that guy?
>scat spam again
who triggered the faggot this time?
>>75830850
>the first goof usually takes out half or more of the picks
Just like when everyone picked Mein to beat Meek
>>75830951
Dont act like that isnt you, loser
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH its like BW vs LW
>>75830978
why do i make you so upset?
lmao @ all the rankbabby casuals swarming jotko
you seriously think that pollack scrub is that much of a shoe-in against a guy whose last three fights went 5 rounds and were title defenses?
oh whitebois
>Hey Anon, cheers me for luck!
>>75831002
Why are you so obsessed you pedo loser?
>>75830980
I'll be rooting for Fronk
>>75831006
>le serra longo cardiokickboxing grappling
Yeah no
lmao the gun is the same size as Tecia
>>75830305
Miocic
JÄdrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
>>75831006
Jotko will win
Jessica Penne is basically the first fighter to get flagged for roiding via getting an old negative sample retested and it being positive because of the new testing methods
Like those Olympians who lose medals years afterwards
>>75831131
like bruce jenner because we now know he had a pussy all along?
>>75831131
How old can the sample be? I imagine lots of people will be failing if they do this more often
>>75831131
>biological passport
FUCKING STATISTS!!!!!!!
>>75831232
The one they retested was from March. Apparently some signs for a positive test can appear more gradually
>>75831253
dear albania,
why do you have this on your computer
signed,
concerned citizen
>>75831301
The Bogpill is real
HEEMINDER
TUF IN 15 BINGS
>>75831351
no thanks
>>75831351
Stream??
>>75831351
Ugh not feeling it tonight
>>75830607
but you do need a good manager, thats the difference beetween maia and woodley.
>>75829881
Faggots
>>75831383
seconded
Did we already give up on TUF?
>>75829881
Faggots (pls dont die mom)
Remember when Coral Springs got banned for spamming and then the scat started up? And how it suddenly stopped when he successfully appealed his ban? Really making me think here
>>75831575
Coral Springs is still banned though.it was a 30 day ban
>>75830014
She's so smol and qt
>>75831575
I'm talking about the last time he was banned, not his current ban.
>>75831131
> an old negative sample retested and it being positive because of the new testing methods
That's not what happened. They measure and record certain biomarkers, and if they change in a way that they feel is suspicious they do additional extra testing of recent samples. These testing methods existed when the sample was taken (it was only taken in March), they just only use them when they feel they are necessary.
>>75831630
meant for
>>75831598
Faggots
>>75830064
Remember when some random girl from Europe came and visited Dud Radio?
Those manlets prob ran a train on her.
>>75831639
>falseflagging springsbro
let him rest in peace
>Team Cody brings Miesha Tate to the TUF house for a night of unwinding
What did they mean by this?
Will be interesting to see what substance Penne allegedly failed for.
Won't be surprised if it's literally fucking nothing. Especially given that it's such a small trace level that they had to look at the passport to discover it. USADA is a failure, they can't catch any of the obvious roiders, so they go super hard over fish oil supplements to save face.
>>75830578
Tiff has the best thighs out there.
TUF IS STARTING NOW
TUF
U
F
HEEMINDER
>>75831641
That's a more detailed in depth explanation of what I said but thanks man
YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS
Krause shouldnt be on the show
>>75830305
JDS
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75831899
This. He's going to win or at least make the finals.
>>75830564
>b-but woodley le ducked wonderboy!
>>75831811
>le fighters dindu nuffin
Lol
i love my mom
tuss is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>75830828
if nba kills the league they kill basketball. no one gives a shit about european basketball.
>>75832005
>if nba kills the league they kill basketball
>>75830826
bumping for this
>>75832004
shes fat and weird looking m8. she does not deserve to be obsessed over. pls up your standards
there's semen on that cake!
>>75832050
he's right you absolute nobody
>>75831006
>I rate wsof
>>75832005
>if nba kills the league they kill basketball
What would be the betting line for Krause vs Nunes?
This is like an amateur vs UFC veteran
>>75832050
>watching euromanlets
>>75832149
>ncaa basketball is worth billions
you really think that if the NBA went under, all of that money and talent would disappear?
>>75832093
your opinion = WGAF
>tfw fight cancelled days before event
>tfw it's the flyweight fight
>>75832141
Johnny Nunez is Studboy and Buchholz approved
Watch it
>>75832189
>playing for free
ncaa is huge because the players there end up in the nba you fucking retard, the talent would disappear without the promise of nba bux
tfw spain will never call you a fucking baboon, why live
>>75830305
MIOCIC
JOANNA
MAIA
EDGAR
WHOTKO
I turned off TUF when they tried to get me to feel bad about drinking. The fight is at the end right?
>>75832189
>Not knowing about one and done
This isn't college football son
>>75832230
>no one would replace the NBA when there is billions of dollars to be made instantly
>>75832253
what do you like to drink? I enjoy hennessey
lol none of these nerds made a move on Miesha
>>75832288
>the new league will replace the nba overnight
>>75832232
Lol
Why is Rogan such a round earth shill?
>How are you guys doing here?
e-eugh n-nothing
HANGIN WITH THE BOYZZZZZZZ
Lol Cody is such a lightweight
HANGEN WIT THE BOYEEEEEZ
DAMN! i want to party with Clay Guida
>Cody turns into a wigger when he is drunk
Why am I not surprised?
So cringy why doesn't anyone give Miesha eye contact?
>>75832288
>Other countries will instantly start caring about basketball
>>75832327
protecting his chin from the heavyweight champ very high fight iq on display
>>75831828
Agreed
are you fuckers actually watching TUF?
>>75832389
because they're autistic like us
I don't really find Codys fiance attractive, am I gay now?
>>75832427
>>75832446
What kind of question is that?
Beat it! Get lost
>>75832446
post stream my guy
>>75832399
>Implying they don't already
>Implying China hasn't already paid tons of former American pros to play for the Chinese league
>Implying you're not just a Zuffa zombie
>>75832483
I love this image. Thanks, man.
>>75832485
>Beat it! Get lost
i always read this in dana's voice makes me kek everytime
>>75832473
she's so conventionally attractive that she is completely boring
>>75832389
>Be stuck in a house with 20 other high test men with no contact with the outside world
>non stop Homoeroticism
>Holy shit it's a woman
>H-hey what's up?
>>75832552
it's the forehead mate
>>75832473
Probably looks better in person
Just like me
>>75832446
Yes.
Chadbedded
https://youtu.be/Ndmt6h_5-NQ
>>75832620
cool, hope you're enjoying it bro
DIEGO BTFO
>>75832519
Oh whatever will the NBA do without a 40 year old Tracy mcgrady? I bet you'll start shilling the death of European soccer when Ronaldo comes to the MLS to retire
>>75832620
That looks like my living room and TV
holy shit that Miesha jiggle
>>75832684
/heem/ is one poster
wife material 100% my man
Miesha is incredible. She looks amazing when she's not cutting weight.
Is cody trying to motivate his guy by using the old "A pretty girl is watching" trick? Fuckin' 'ell that's old fashion
>>75832721
literally whomst?
Miesha is increasingly looking like a girl i know. She also has dynamite jugs
>>75832704
Fair point 2bh
>>75832753
bongistani reporter
>>75832684
I'm in my bedroom at the moment. How big is your TV? Mine is 43inches
>>75832631
LOL now they wanna make two good teamates fight when they don't need to, LMAO SO HARD. so much for loyalty
>Cody Garbrandt: Is it your journey or is it his
KEK
lol they stopped saying which fighter would join them on TUF talk because it spoiled 2 episodes in a row
>>75832741
you think dude on the treadmill put it in her pooper? she looks hot as hell
>haha le flat earth meme
edgy brah is a mother fucking retard
>>75832813
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/145662-yokoya-mcgregor
new prospect?
>>75832663
They can't outbid the NBA, but if it folded you'd see a mass Chinese exodus. Their are popular leagues al around the world. The idea that MMA would disappear with the UFC is brand loyalty, nothing more. Rizin and Bellator will be around whether you like it or not.
JDS
JOANNA
MASVIDAL
FRANKIE
PORIER
GET MY PESOS IN, PICKS BRO
>>75832888
very bjpenn-like in his pudgyness
what did i miss on tuf
how is eddie gordon still there if he lost? i thought they get the boot once that happens?
>>75832927
>>75832940
Miesha Tate in leggings looking sexy as fuck
>>75832770
40x35
>>75832975
any webms
>>75832927
el guapo
>>75832970
Nope lol. Plus they're bringing back one of the first round losers this season
>>75832620
damn that tv sucks
HARD WORK
>>75830305
Miocic
JJ
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko
Seems like there's going to be a finish if it's already 10:35 and theyre just weighing in
>>75833058
Krause is going to school this guy.
Johnny Nunez looks like someone famous
Jonny had a nose job, Dhiego needs a nose job
>>75833058
Tru, when I realized the correlation between episode times and fight results, it kinda hurt my ability to enjoy the show.
>>75833075
stop posting my picture
>>75833119
joe was sharin' jonny's outlook on the topic of disease
Pena looking THINK
Why do I even come here?
Where are the webms of Miesha?
MAH NIGGA GILBERT!
>>75833237
still waiting as well
>2010+7
>still watching TUF
lmao @ you sads
>>75833221
how you are so far ahead?
>>75833288
What else should I be doing on a Wednesday night you flaming faggot queer.
>I enjoy getting peticures before I fight
The absolute state of this goof. What a jackass!! Beat it u moron!
>those feet
screenshot WHEN
>>75833302
if you can't actually think of anything on your own you are a truly boring and pathetic individual.
>>75833388
That's what I thought. Now take a hike and get lost, kid.
>muh daughter
>im not a pretty boy xD
hope this faggot gets heem'd
>>75833448
Genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
heem is unironically more comfy when cops is on than during tuf
Jesus Christ this will be a quick finish. The show is almost over
>>75833448
bitch finna look like some old ass stripper in a week
>>75833496
Bellator weeds out all the casuals who only watch UFC.
>>75830175
l-lewd!
BEAN'D
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
KRAUSE CHOKING
>>75833522
i never thought about it like that. truly there is no comfier heem
>>75833513
>in a week
Good ass fight
>>75833513
>in a week
>>75833496
we need bellator cops to keep order in heem
looked like he was almost out from that knee
>that single tap
CODY NO DAD 0-4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75833575
>>75833566
lol, fags
>Team Garbrandt about to get their first win
AAAAANND IT'S GONE
beaner has good boxing, krause only won because he's bigger
>team Cody
JUST
how many fights has cody's team won?
>3rd chance on tuf
>get matched up with active ufc fighter
JUST
>>75833692
Yeah it has nothing to do with his superior top control or anything
>>75833734
faggot was getting lit up you moron
lol does Miesha post on 4chan
>That's a big guy
that doctor wants the d
Was getting choked part of the plan??
>>75833765
he is, Krause sucks
>>75833752
Yeah, and then he took the back and choked out his opponent, because his jiujitsu was clearly better. This is MMA not boxing dickweed.
Dhiego p4p biggest nose
>I love to bro
cool stairdown wow really hyped for that fight
cody goofbrandt will get karma'd
Schaub would heem all these goofs.
>>75833792
that's fucked up making these two fight when "team loyalty" is all these faggots talk about
>no friendships here
I'll be back later in the night lads.
>the day you have to heem your friend
>>75833838
no one cares dork
>>75832446
Nah, I'll wait until they are all out and watch them at once.
BOK CHOI V ANDRE FILI UFC 214
>>75832622
Chad seems like a total bro. I think he put all of his napolean complex into working out instead of acting like a dick like most manlets.
I believe
Just watched Holloway v Pettis
Honestly I was surprised by how good Pettis looked despite losing. The first round and a half he was basically landing kicks at will, and he even got a few good punches in during the exchanges, which is weird cause his hands aren't great. Max looked good, but I'm less confident in his chances vs Aldo. Honestly if they were the same size I would pick Aldo without a doubt
>>75833930
Woooahhh spicy, Choi by KO
>>75832799
How am I supposed to live knowing I'll never touch Olivi?
>>75833973
you are wrong, holloway will win and make it look easy
cap this
>>75833885
Good fight, I've been looking forward to Fili's return since his good showing against Hacran Dias
>>75834002
It truly is suffering brother.
>>75833930
good, fuck artem
>>75833930
artem btfo
>>75833966
im sorry
but i cant let you win this
>>75834140
good bet
>>75833930
thats what Buccholz was whispering to Studboy and Studboy said he didn't know who that is. Studboy is a retard
>>75830305
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko
>>75834163
why dont you know how to make webms?
>>75834193
studboy barely even watches mma except when his tam friends are fighting, he's too busy making cash and getting his dick sucked.
>Julianna Pena considering moving to Flyweight for TUF 26
>>75830305
Stiopic
Joanna JÄdrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75833930
I said he needed a fight last thread, no need to thank me.
Fili is one of my boys, he's a spicy fighter.
>>75834236
so will valentina when Nunes heems her stiff
>>75834193
StudGOD is literally GOD, watch yourself
>w-weidman was beating yoel before the knee
http://fightvideo.mmatd.com/viewtopic.php?t=89697
>>75834193
>Studboy is a retard
Like literally.
>>75834261
Just like last time, eh?
>>75834140
I like your bet and raise you even worse bets!
>>75830305
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Branch
>>75834213
doggoGOD bless
>>75834261
>Nunes heems her stiff
in your dreams bud, Valentina is a talented martial artist. Amanda Nunez is just some guy
Wouldn't have called Cody being a mega-lightweight. I know he's a manlet but he is from Ohio.
Has Miesha finally dumped Caraway?
when is portionGOD going to put perfect amounts of dip into ramekins
>>75834261
>Nunes heems her stiff
>>75834421
i bet ronda said the same thing
>>75834447
Valentina would beat Ronda so easily its not even funny
>>75834447
Ronda is complete ass and has terrible defense and striking offense.
Valentina does not.
>>75834447
Ronda is a boxercise Judoka. Plus Nunes and Valentina have already fought and it went to decision with Valentina clearly winning the third
who /junior&maia/ here?
>>75834487
>JDS knows he could heem every here
>>75834487
this disgusting casual bullying. everyone knows bigfoot is sensitive about his hideous appearance
>>75834483
Plus Nunes was significantly gassed in the third.
I don't think she has the cardio for five rounds against Valentina.
>>75829881
Fagot
>>75832865
Edgy Brah is actually being forced to push Flat Earth theory. This shit goes deep, Anon. Flat Earth is being financed by the CIA to discredit conspiracy theories, exactly like they did with the tin foil hat and Y2K bug memes. They are bribing flat earthers such as Eddie Bravo, either with money, they have some dirt on him, or they've found another counter to the rubber guard and they'll release it if Eddie doesn't play ball.
The shadow government runs very deep, Anon.
>>75834636
or they've found another counter to the rubber guard and they'll release it if Eddie doesn't play ball.
Dirty fucking bastards
>I've been so excited to go on this date, anon! Where are we going?
For sure cowboy is a personal friend jorge you had to know this
>>75834261
>>75834294
>>75834421
>>75834442
Lelentina got 10-8'd
How do I achieve this mode lads?
>>75834818
Brendan isn't scared of manlets, he could still beat anyone up that isn't at least a light heavyweight.
>>75834866
poor little rose
>>75834866
Keto diet
faggots
>>75834866
groom children for sex
More interesting fight anyway
>>75834866
lmao what a reachlet
>>75834878
>HWs haven't lost to MWs in the past
Hello casual. I reckon even Kamaru Usman would whoop Brandon.
>>75834842
>Lelentina got 10-8'd
t. Glenn Trowbridge
>>75834866
>no gap
Thicc
>>75834894
Makes more sense rankings-wise. Though Ben "Ten" Nguyen has been sucking lately.
>>75834842
Poones is going to get poosada'd slept and flushed down queer street by Shitchenko's spinning shit and smear her shit all over the octagon in a dickclit shaped mess
>>75834894
interesting.. that fight will have more memes per minute than we have ever seen
>>75834917
did you see his last fight? his striking was on point
>>75834895
Barry actually has a reach 3 inches greater than his height you goof
>>75834929
Lelentina Poochenko got whooped and controlled on the ground for 10 minutes
>>75834940
reachlet tier, and that's a lie anyway
>FOX SPORTS Australia
>EXCLUSIVE! Dana White says Georges St-Pierre vs Michael Bisping is off, next title shot goes to Yoel Romero
https://twitter.com/FOXSportsAUS/status/862512473538035712
Is this real or am i being memed?
>>75834894
Nice. Probably gonna be Elliott swathing Reddit-10 though
>>75834904
Fixed Pride fights don't count. Weight classes exist for a reason, and that's to protect manlets and lankets from adult sized men.
>>75834956
>>75834947
oh for sure pena was winning before she lost my guy, 100% beast
>>75834963
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>75834866
Do you guys think he fucks Rose in the ass despite her objection?
thank god
>>75834963
>Miesha Tate is definitely next in line to face Ronda
>Yeah Jacare is fighting Weidman next 100%
>Hey man listen, it makes sense that TJ gets an immediate rematch against Cruz. That was a close fight to call man. Let's see how this thing plays out.
>I had it 2-2 going into the fifth, but I thought Lawler won, we'll definitely give Condit a rematch that was a great fight.
>Jeremy Stephens WILL fight tonight
>Conor will 100% be defending the 145 belt against winner of Aldo/Frankie next, this whole Nate thing was just a one off.
>Hey listen man Jon Jones can say whatever he wants, but Vitor Belfort wasn't on steroids
>No one sits home alone and watches the UFC
>Lesnar vs. Hunt is now the main event
>No you're wrong goof, Alvarez is fighting Khabib at UFC 205
>Hey man listen, Cyborg is gonna be fighting at 145 lbs next
>GSP will never fight again in the UFC
>Romero is the #1 contender and he will be fighting Bisping next
>>75834963
>>75835004
based dana, this french faggot can fight woodley or fuck right off
>>75834999
Pena wasn't winning. Amanda whooped Lelentina though.
>>75835004
>it's real
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/ufc-dana-white-georges-stpierre-vs-michael-bisping-off-yoel-romero-gets-title-shot-ufc-fight-week/news-story/c7a56c17722b7fd60f4d217134a8d624
>Tfw you don't plan your roid cycle right and ask for the fight to get moved to November
>>75835014
add the one where he said ronda wants to fight cyborg and that the fight is definitely going to happen
>tfw based t-god heems goerge st poo at 213
where my fucking woodbros at!?
Yoel will unironically rip Bisping's face off
>>75835073
Woodley is fighting in July
>>75835073
>Bisbong gets brutally heemed
>GSP gets brutally heemed
>Stipe gets brutally heemed
Will white fighters ever recover?
>>75835095
>Yoel will unironically rip Bisping's face off
one can only hope, that son of a bitch is fucking cancer
>>75835124
>chalkskin
Don't worry, here's how Bisping can still win. Yoel has no fucking gas tank. Bisping does. It's the only advantage he has in the fight, but it's a big advantage.
>>75835043
Unironically this. He had 4 years to prepare, the fact that he's still bitching out means he messed up his roid cycle.
>>75835095
he is but he doesn't have an opponent yet, it might be gsp
>>75835095
Pisspiss is going to end this Poolito Poomero meme
Poolito is going to get poosada'd, slept, and flushed down queer street once Left Poo Larry LITERALLY makes Pooel shit his shorts and smear his poo all over the octagon while screeching in raspy Spanish
>>75835168
are you slow? the reason he isn't fighting bisping is because he isn't fighting until october
>>75835167
YOU SEE ROIDING IS LIKE THE STOCK MARKET. IT FLUCTUATES
>>75834866
Train on the playground
>>75835161
Striking
>>75835183
that's true but he won't need that much time for a 170 fight unless he's roiding like the other anon said.
>>75834963
gsp x andy confirmed
Remember when Anderson said he wanted to fight Conor at 170?
BREAKING NEWS: Bisping vs Romero is off, Bisping will take on rising challenger Alessio Di Chirico at UFC 215
>>75835221
I think the other anon was implying his roid cycle would test positive by usada which would be the case at either weight class
bispings knee is hurt remember? he can't fight until October, guess gsp has to get the fight anyway afterall, false alarm goy
Reminder that Bisping has never ducked anybody.
>>75835234
The people wants GSP vs Pigg Rigg 2
>>75835280
>Pigg Rigg 2
i dont want that. waste of GSP coming back
maybe if pigg rigg didnt fall of a cliff it would be worth watching
>>75835279
He ducked Whittaker and Mousasi
>>75835279
thats true, unless of course you count the MW top 5
>>75835279
He's never ducked you mean
>>75835316
he said he'd fight whittaker. mousasi first fight was scrapped by ufc and he didnt beat the chris
>>75835332
always appreciated the cheeky little inside leg kick feint that set this up
hendo might be limited in his striking but it's not as simple to neutralize as it seems
>>75835280
Here's an interesting stat for you:
DC refused to fight at HW because Cain was fighting there, since that time, DC has fought 7 times at LHW while Cain has fought twice at HW.
>>75835216
Better technique, but Yoel is so much more explosive and athletic.
>>75834404
Doggo bless
BASEDping workin the marks HARD
>I'll fight Yoel
>nah i'll take GSP instead
>fuck that Yoel lets go
>actually Whittaker
>GSP im all yours
Was Yoel in on this? Creative nailed it regardless. GSP must be seething from this
I guess this means GSP vs Anderson is a go
>>75835358
probably would have had a way better legacy staying there too. i cant see many of those guys dealing with his wrestling and they would fade hard
>>75835256
that's true, you are correct. so no return it seems, good riddance, last thing we need is more division clogging anyway
>>75835366
Very true. Yoel definitely has the meme fuel + power to put Bisping away standing. Itd be cool to see him use his wrestling more too
>>75834963
THANK YOU BALD GOOF
>>75835378
I think you are right m8
pst yfw GSP re-retires
>>75835401
No doubt he'd be champ by now. He ragdolled Barnett and Mir, has an iron chin and has way better technique than most of them combined.
Fighting is like da stock market.
When I say I no fight until November my uh stock go down.
Bring it on Yoel, the natty GOAT will fuck you up then go for GSP
>Tfw get to see Bisroid get bloodied up then heem'd by based Cuban missile
>>75835435
>the stock mahket issah no longur well at deah momen
if you post non-transparent PNGs you should fucking heem yourself now
GSP is a fucking faggot desu
>>75835495
relax, im new at this
Can someone shop GSP's face onto this?
im dissappointed desu. that anon spammed 40 picks all by himself in the last thread and now he just gave up. i thought we had more autism here at Heem.com
>>75835527
I'm on it
>>75835455
>n-next time
>>75835527
i got u senpai
>>75830888
>going after the barber
lmao, embrace the hate dc
are there even any GSP fans left?
>>75835594
Best heel in years
Bisping isn't holding up shit, its that bum GSP
How fucked is bisping now?
>>75835565
Here you go, bro.
>>75835647
He'll fuck up the roided midget, no pressure
>Michael Bisping will fight George St Pierre
>The fight everybody is excited for
>>75835647
He gets not one but two money fights
Poolito is going to shart himself in the cage again
>>75835661
noice
>>75835161
how many 3rd round finishes does this no gas tank have
>>75835647
if he can beat Tyron then yes. if not then no because he has no chance against yoel
>>75835670
Weedman is overrated and pieced up roidmero until the hail mary knee.
Bisping's back hasn't been doing so well, for sure my man Yoel can help a brother out
>mfw Bisping/Romero is actually closer than expected
Early stoppage 100%
>>75835709
it was 1-1 going into the third you idiot, chris was even more tired than he was. weidman can still beat bisping easilly
>>75835216
LOL Oh you're that idiot who said Bisping has better striking than Romero hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>75835670
He has a shit gas tank regardless.
>>75835731
>>75835732
Maybe? That's not some controversial opinion. Its quite well supported.
>>75835732
He does though. Roidmero is mostly gud for his clinching and top control.
Realistically when will Bisping/Homero happen?
>>75835771
October
>>75835761
Exactly how is it well supported? Did you watch Bisping's fights with CB Dolloway and Thales Leites or are you another 196er?
>>75835771
UFC 213 or 215
Probably the former
>>75835669
I did another one with GSP's stock market quote from the presser back in March, too. Just for shits and giggles.
>>75835802
Im guessing you didn't, Sherdog dork
>>75830305
Miocic
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko
>>75835824
Unfortunately I did, that's why I laugh at any moron who can make such a preposterous claim.
>>75835771
I don't know if they're both ready for 213, that seems unlikely, but either 214 or 215, so late July or mid August.
>>75835824
why not say "Sherdork"?
>>75835859
*tips Sherdog sensibilities*
>>75835880
>Can't even argue his dumb position
LMAO how predictable.
Useless troll.
Yeol is going to kill bisp'n
>>75835435
>>75835465
>mfw gsp exposes himself as a pussy like I said all along
What do you think Bisbong is thinking right now? He was out celebrating and drinking before the GSP presser and now he finds out that he's not getting his big payday and instead has to fight a confirmed juicer.
>>75835953
he's going to need that gofund me from yoel
>>75835900
Dont be so hard on yourself.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ufc/article-4081256/Michael-Bisping-agrees-face-Tyron-Woodley-180lbs-superfight-UFC-curtail-big-money-bout.html
>tfw based tyron heems biscuck and becomes a two weight wurl champ
BASED YOEL THREAD
>>75836036
>>75836036
>early threads
this is why we cant have nice things
>>75836140
fill with heems? or wait
>>75836191
there is no fighting it anymore. a new thread at this point would be autistic
Looks like were filling this one
Based Janny
>>75833930
ducking artem
>>75835352
Yeah. He also likes to throw a lot of strikes from the left side to try and get his man to circle into his overhand right...he was a sneaky little fucker.
Where can you get this signed posters? I see the main guys signing them all the time before the fights. ,