Thread 2 >Rags Edition
Pens leading by 1-0
also >rags
Pens win
>craps
First for Ovi
>>75830186
>confettithread
ewww
PEE PEE POO POO
IM TAKING A SHIT AND THE CAPS ARE TOO
>>75830211
dubs and first
impressive
>>75830219
you on the other hand.
fail and AIDS
CANT STIR THE FLEUR
Craps won't score a goal.
black people
>Getting shutout by Postseason Flower
Truly the Craps are the worst
PENSGWIN!
>A MOST DANGEROUS LEAD INCOMING
If somebody gets quads I'll post my flaccid penis
>mister game injured
Sid Crosby here. Look at the bench, Ill wave at the camera to prove its me.
For every 10 (You)'s I get, Ill give Guentzel a goal
>>75830222 (checked)
10 shekels says that guy is jewish.
>>75830234
CAN'T MAKE ANGRY THE MARC ANDRE
Caps are finished unless I get dubs
>>75830249
post anyway
Is ovie the messi of hokkei
Ie, an overrated choke artist who can't win the big game to save his life
>DC sports
first round babbys are a waste of time
>>75830246
>no vegas gold attire
>all with updated penguin logo
Oh so they became a fan last year huh?
caps saving it for the 3rd
Phil Kessel here, I'm eating burgers off Ovechkins girlfriends ass tonight
>>75830257
welp, it worked last time. have some (You) you filthy leaf
>>75830222
Typical boomer
Capitals looking hot, how long can the pens hold off?
>>75830262
sauce?
>>75830222
got what he deserved t b h
>rugs
>>75830259
Yeah, he's definitely from Squirrel Hill
>>75830222
infuriating and classless. Reminds me of this.
Where has our civility gone? I feel so bad for kids anymore. "it takes a village" has fallen to the wayside for "I've got mine fuck you and your kid".
>Olympic channel
Literally who is going to watch that
>>75830257
(You)
>>75830186
why are caps playing like they can flip a switch in the 3rd pd?
also, where the fuck can i take my mom on sunday to impress her? don't give me mccormick and shlomo's.
>>75830222
I thought Red Wings fans were bad holy shit
>Oshiet
>>75830291
how about you score first
Odds craps
Evens pnes
Dubs OT
The absolute STATE of Flower!
>>75830302
Some shitty Marvel comic. I pulled it from >>>/co/92269972
>caps in charge of finishing
>Oshie big game choker
>oh shit
>>75830291
you mean double penetration with your hotdog and a real hotdog that you can eat after
>>75830314
That lady next her is like "really bitch?"
>0shie
>missing a wide open net
The memes write themselves
>>75830324
Well I know one place you can't tAke her that will impress her... the bedroom.
why don't goalies just "lose" their helmet anytime the other team looks remotely dangerous?
>>75830332
odds pens
evens pens
dubs caps
trips naked kessel
>>75830291
better be putting mustard on that ass
>>75830314
>It Takes a Village: And Other Lessons Children Teach Us is a book published in 1996 by First Lady of the United States Hillary Rodham Clinton.
>>75830222
why is that woman cowering as if the puck was even close to hitting her
Even when Washington should be winning, they lose
>>75830222
boomer generation summed up in one webm.
>lone gud guy
here kid have this!
>boomer out of no where
THATS FUCKING MINE
I feel bad that ovi will never win a cup
>penguins once again falling in the right circle
That caps poke check got them SPOOKED
>>75830324
Buy her a subscription to BLACKED and be done with it
>>75830366
t. Roloson
>le one timer man
FLEURY THE WALL
Lol fleury with the smug stick stroke
>>75830366
Cause of embellishing penalties
O Flower is laffin
>team from most american city in america's captain is russian
Everyone here in Dupont Circle isn't going to sleep well tonight, as expected. Next season will be a repeat, they dominate everyone in the main season and then get memed out of the cup because pens have a canadian farmer playing for them
holy fuk need a webm of Fleur de lis stroking his stick while smirking
we've got a good game here, lads.
>>75830314
>not fighting for the ball.
>lose ball. Cry.
Not sure what the kid expected. She should have put up a fight.
This is really good hockey
CAPS SWEPT IN 7
>CAPS SWEPT IN 7
>>75830393
was about to mention this wtf was that
>>75830379
>showing empathy for russians
They only care about money.
did Fleury just jerk off his stick?
>>75830366
Can get called for delay of game if the ref sees their bullshitting
>Ovi misses a wide open net
who just got the webm of fleury JOing
i think the penguins are about to shit their pants harder than you can say "CRAPS"
>>75830407
who /shadyside/ here?
>>75830407
Definitely
Is there any sport more based than playoff hockey?
>>75830403
yeah all memes aside this is the best game of the series so far. i think the pongs are still playing like shit but they're holding on and getting super lucky.
*blocks your goal*
>>75830366
Yeah, that wouldn't be too obvious
>nope
>*tosses mask across the ice*
Fleury getting jiggy with his stick
Kek
>>75830411
what did you expect
>>75830407
guess you can say he's getting cocky
carlos.jpg
>>75830416
Hill district nigga
>>75830421
Brazilian dick girl fucking
>SHAFT OF HIS STICK
SHAFT OF HIS STICK
Why does /hoc/ hates the pongs, craps, and rags so much?
This game has a "Caps dominate the 3rd but Holtby still lets in a goal in the final 5 minutes" vibe to it.
>>75830421
No, objectively the best sport.
>>75830445
FART Brazilian dick girl fucking
>>75830407
He pats the goal post, wouldn't put it past him to show his stick some love as well
pengs are trash and will not win, period
jesus just pot one you fucks
WHERES YOUR HEAD AT
>>75830453
because of two of those three are arguably the best teams in the league.
but also lmao >rags
>There are Crapitals fans who willingly gave the team hundreds of their hard-earned dollarydoos just so they could experience the inevitable disappointment in person
Craps fans are kinda stupid huh
>>75830314
>be a professional ball player
>can't even throw a ball into a kids glove at close range
Or maybe he hooked up with the milf after the game?
That announcer annoys me whenever he says Olli Maata. MAT-TA
Why stop the play, refs? Puck was still in play.
Marc Andre Godly
>>75830463
When is Fleury gonna dump his spaghetti?
QUICK WHISTLE
U
I
C
K
W
H
I
S
T
L
E
>>75830421
no not even close
penguins tripping over themselves like fucking schoolchildren
>>75830453
>rags
>>75830453
Pongs legit have terrible fans coming from one myself. Craps are hyped all the time, >rags
>>75830453
VAMANOS CHILDREN!
HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK THE CRAPS
Reminder that Rust is elite
>>75830453
/hoc/ doesn't hate the >rags it's more like pity or indifference
>>75830421
Handegg is right there bro
>>75830472
>encouraging fairweather
kys
>>75830484
The middle 10 minutes of the third
>>75830478
>Why would persons paid by the NHL want to help the poster boy of the NHL?
I dunno anon
WIlson is a nigger
>>75830484
When his knees weak arms are heavy
>good guys losing
why gary why
>>75830329
Hey now
>>75830453
Rags is all because of 36 Chambers
>>75830517
He's incredibly nice off the ice, I've met him a few times.
>>75830522
>Caps
>Good guys
Nope
>>75830453
Serious answer, Craps have arguably one of the best players in hockey at the moment along with other great players and a fantastic goalie, yet every year they get knocked out of the cup playoffs because they somehow lose the ability to play hockey.
>>75830522
>ovechkin
>good guy
commies amirite?
Caps please.
>>75830522
In what world are the Caps the good guys
>CRAPS
>>75830527
also jews
Kek, the lord wants the craps to lose
>can't hit open nets
Fucking kek. This franchise is truly cursed.
>>75830540
"no"
>craps crapping
Pure pottery
the penguins defense is overrated
For fucks sake the Caps just can't fucking get a single break, holy shit.
Caps pls dont choke
>>75830527
holy fuck forgot all about that guy
>>75830453
>needing any more explanation than >rags
Either the caps are gonna score 4 goals in the third or they are getting beat.
>>75830556
It's their own fault for going 100% effort in the regular season so they don't have anything left in the tank or any tricks up the sleeve in playoffs.
>>75830566
They're missing Letang, dummy.
>>75830566
Their defense is also missing a man who pulls trucks with his waist in the off season.
>>75830511
>Over a decade of the same exact regular season dominance and failure to advance out of the 2nd round
>'hurr expecting rational individuals to understand basic pattern recognition and stop intentionally torturing themselves is bad'
Fuck off George McPhee
can't wait to see the caps meme themselves to obilvion
>missing this many easy chances
I hate they pens as much as anyone else but I dare say maybe the caps deserve to lose this one.
CHOOOOOOOOOKE
CRAPS FIGHT BACK FROM 3-1 JUST TO LOSE AT HOME
LAWL
>Still having any hope that the Caps won't crap in 2017
>>75830533
>>75830538
>>75830542
how are the pongs good guys?
>#2 bandwagon team
>defending champs
>cheated to get lemieux
>lucked into 2 first overall picks
>overall greasy franchise
Fleury is the luckiest son of a bitch ever.
Loses his helmet.
Play stops for some unknown reason.
>>75830358
>>75830385
you niggers are worse than that Politically Incorrect site i keep hearing about
Pens need at least 10 more (you)s to keep this meme magic going
>>75830595
>>75830571
Literally everyone hated him even us rags fans
>craps losing at home
>soon cucks will do the same
>>75830606
Neither team is the good guys in this series
the penguins can't hack it
>>75830566
>defense is overrated
Nigger what? In what world is the pens defense even fucking rated at this point? Literally the whole reason they might blow a 3-1 series lead is because their D is atrocious. If you watched the previous series or this one you'd know that
>>75830609
whistle is blown if the goalie's helmet is off. same way play is stopped if the post is knocked off its mooring. you fucking dumbo.
>>75830588
>fans should be fair weather
literally kys
>>75830628
Craps re less evil
1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 0 caps win
5 pnes win
Craps will tie it.
i hope the penguins eat crap off the floor
they look like rotten garbage tonight
>>75830636
Wew
>>75830609
>unknown reason
Pretty obvious reason
Bettmen wants Pens to wins and is phoning into ref's headsets
>>75830606
I give them credit from going from basically the Kansas City Penguins to two cups in 10 years.
>>75830633
Not true at all. They are a russian team full of divers and chokers. Hope they all go back to the khl tbqhwyf
check these dublinos that confirm a williams brace for the win
>tfw don't have to get embarrassed by either of these teams
Feels good we'd probably be swept
>>75830609
>being this retarded
>>75830615
Done
If this post gets ten (You)s Fleury completely collapses in the third and the craps meme their way out of their curse
Sens will literally booty blast both these teams
Why do the caps always choke
Sick to my stomach
This guy looks like a beta self-proclaimed "pickup artist" who still hasn't lost his virginity
would rather see caps win than penguins desu
>>75830659
Cherry pls
>>75830636
>>75830655
>>75830615
(You)
>>75830678
Y-y-you t-t-too anon.....
crapitals barely escape the toronto marlies and now get pushed to the brink by what's left of the pittsburgh penguins. let's just acknowledge that "rocking' the red" is a euphemism for shitting the bed.
>>75830678
LEAVE MARC ALONE
>>75830672
(You)
>>75830615
(You)
Would this guy be relevant without Crosby spoonfeeding him dozens of chances per game?
>>75830678
His wife is in a local commercial and I want to worship her farts
>>75830606
>bill
>geno
>crosgod
Those guys are all more likable than the chokitals who made the biggest trade at the deadline for a guy whose been not very impressive
Plus the pens are without their top dman and goalie
>>75830672
D.C. resident here.
Let the gods be watching on this fine day
>>75830615
(You)
>>75830697
better dead than red
>>75830678
hey its the price of persuasia
>>75830615
(((You)))
>>75830632
>Fans should continuously support an obvious trainwreck for years and years no matter how obvious it becomes that it needs to be blown up and just keep lining the GM who built its pocket with money or else some retard on an anonymous imageboard will accuse them of being 'fairweather'
>Paying hundreds of dollars to watch your shit team choke in the postseason once again for the 60th fucking time is the only way not to be a fairweather fan
Fuck off George McPhee
Miss me yet?
>>75830453
I didn't hate rags until yesterday after I read what their fans wrote. Probably the most ignorant fans I've ever seen.
>tfw rags fans actually believe that Adam Larsson is a mediocre player and that Klefbom is the best defensemen on the Oilers
/NFL/ here. Are the Capitals the "good guys"?
>>75830663
>rags
>>75830615
(Yinz)
Daily reminder that penguins are the retarded weebs of the animal kingdom.
I know it's fun to have a laugh at the expense of Washington "fans" but let's be completely honest here... the Pens are probably the most faggot-ass team in the entire league. Am I right or am I right?
>>75830595
reminder true caps fans called it. guess i have to settle for fucking a 9/10 black bitch tomorrrow rather than gloating over a 65 year old.
>tfw can't lose
Why are there only 3 quarters? Is that a metric thing?
>>75830680
Kys
Who's the least hated team on /hoc/?
>>75830746
Canadian teams are literal queers
caps are gonna do it bros
>>75830738
No.
Pens are in this series
Overall the Preds are the good guys
>>75830715
>yfw the pongs didn't get shittencuck
Dubs and Fleury doesn't get scored on till the Finals
>>75830758
shorks
>>75830738
Yes
Jesus those titties
>>75830758
Leafs. They're /our team/
>>75830758
unironically rags
>>75830615
fine
>>75830738
Neither are "good guys". Both are just goliaths who act as if they 'deserve' the cup, and are awaiting a painful death by the real good guys and the underdogs - the Sens.
>>75830746
I want to say you're wrong, but you didn't give me that option!
>>75830738
literal holy cow.
she could birth a nation.
>>75830758
da leafs
>rags
>>75830758
Hurricanes
>no fans
>>75830758
jets mayb
If hockey was played with pennies instead of pucks, how many goalies would be jewish?
>>75830758
>rags
>>75830745
wtf i like penguins now
>>75830758
either the coyotes or panthers because they're not a threat to anyone and no one can remember they're there until you have to play them
>>75830615
>>75830758
Probably the Senators. They're completely irrelevant most of the year, and are hard to hate, but they've been doing well so far. Karlsson is a good player and Boucher seems like a cool guy, if a tad autistic.
>>75830792
fuck off nigga
I for one expected us to get swept 4-0.
The fact that we dragged this out to 3-3 and then choked just really grins my gears.
>>75830186
Is Hughes/Simpson the comfiest announcing duo?
How would you handle Ovechkins micropenis guys?
>>75830758
Panthers
>>75830758
Carolina
>>75830758
Vegas. No reason to hate them... Yet
Otherwise, >rags
>>75830615
(You)
>>75830745
This penguin is such a weeb he moved to Japan and has a family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtvrdP8an0
>>75830823
I hate them because they might poach one of the players on the team I like.
>>75830759
Yeah but there's a difference.
Stream?
>>75830813
I'd give him a pitty fap
>>75830758
panthers, jets, stars, hurricanes, sens, sabres, even the red wings are generally safe
>>75830753
There are no quarters in hockey. It's three 20 minute periods
>>75830615
Pens will meme their way to the cup
>>75830615
What about 11 (You)'s?
>>75830733
>fans should only support their team when they win
find a tall building and jump off it
Why don't car commercials have white guys in them?
>>75830615
(You)
/NFL/ here. Are the Penguins the "bad guys" in this series?
>>75830842
lemonparty.org
HD
>>75830871
because black guys steal their cars
>>75830745
>meanwhile in Washington..
>>75830813
slapper from the left circle tbqhwyf
>>75830869
You are now responsible for the Pens winning the Stanley Cup
man i wanna fap so bad but every time i fap during a game the pens lose
>>75830877
they are
>>75830871
Car ownership is implicit in whiteness. Black people actually going out and purchasing a car is actually a rather novel idea in their culture so they need to be indoctrinated through an advertising blitz.
>>75830877
They're the favorites, but nothing is funnier than watching the most talented team in the NHL the past 5 years not even make the conference finals
>>75830877
From a casual standpoint, yes
>>75830713
He finishes, that's a skill too. He isn't a game changer on his own obviously, but the great playmakers love a player like this.
>>75830877
Mmmm nice tiddies
>>75830871
literally marxist jews.
>>75830877
Absolutely not my dude
>>75830877
>fat midriff
I ain't telling you shit 'till you stop eating all them Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers bitch.
>>75830758
>>75830767
>>75830770
>>75830771
>>75830780
>>75830786
>>75830787
>>75830791
>>75830796
>>75830803
I was gonna say irrelevant franchises like the yotes need not to apply but I guess them and the Canes and all.
I don't think I've ever seen an Arizona fan post.
Alright then, who is the least hated relevant team? I think the Sens.
>>75830738
Yes.
>>75830877
No. DC is the worst fucking city on Earth.
>>75830906
Caps are actually favored to win this series
Were favored in the beginning anyway
>>75830758
Whichever team is most irrelevant over the course of the year I guess unless that team is Cololrado cuz fuck Cololrado
>>75830803
Craig Anderson seems like a bro and has been massively underrated despite having some amazing seasons (see Avs in 2012/13 or whenever it was they lost to the Shorks in round 1). The fact that he was able to return and play just as well after taking all that time off for his waifu is pretty impressive too. If only they weren't a Leaf team because the Canada Cup drought is hilarious.
>>75830767
Nah
>>75830920
>relevant
>sens
looked at your flag and I'm not surprised
>>75830920
Pens
>>75830920
least relevant?.... :(
>>75830920
Honestly dont see too much hate for Detroit. Fans are respected and So is the organization
>>75830663
tell me the feel
>rags
>>75830871
Blacks are more likely to buy a $30,000 car on a $15,000 salary
>>75830920
The Sens are hated by the Leafs fanbase which makes up a solid one third or more of the entire NHL fanbase.
So, no.
crapitals keep shooting, but...
>>75830937
Say that to my face fucker
>>75830870
>Strawmanning
You debate as well as you build Cup-Contending NHL teams, George
Wow, Guentzel sounds like he is about to hit puberty. What a chipmunk
>>75830186
>NZ OP
hey guys whats your favorite color?
>>75830946
meant to post this
What should I drink if
>Caps win
>Sens win
>>75830920
>>75830848
I think out of those the Stars, Sens and Wings are true. Maybe Jets but I can't tell because of laineposting.
>>75830969
Green
>>75830962
>only support your team if they are having success
casual pls go
>>75830969
the blue in your eyes :3
LET'S GO CAPS
USA USA USA
>>75830969
Oh my God bitch
>>75830977
>everclear
>everclear
>>75830995
Pens have more Americans on their team, Vladimir.
>>75830988
>Losing in the 2nd round
>'success'
lol
Final score 3-1 good guys
>>75830989
darkies can't have blue eyes
>>75830758
The Devils.
Who doesn't like a trap?
>>75830977
Bleach
/heen/ here. Are the Penguins or the Capitals the favorites in this series?
>Mr. Game 7
>>75830977
>bleach
>tang
>>75831005
>>75830987
Great taste.
Don't really care who wins but I'll be pretty perturbed if it ends 1-0
>>75831015
they're gay though
>>75831024
why do women dress like sluts?
>>75831024
pretty balanced. historically pens
>>75831034
because they want to be on /sp/
>Williams thinks its socker
>>75831014
fuck off norge
I SUMMON THE LORD KESSEL TO SCAR FOR HIS CHANCE TO FUCK THESE BITCHES
I really want Washington to win...
>>75831024
honestly, the winner of this series is nashville. they have to look at these playoffs and think that they can beat anyone that they're going to face going forward
>>75831034
>why do sluts dress like sluts?
so we know they're sluts duh
C A P S P L S
>>75831034
To sexually frustrate you
>>75831055
this isn't your fagbook friendo
>>75831056
Whoever wins here is going to win the east
>>75831047
Sliding his weiner into the weiner girl would be gay right?
>>75831047
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Just came back from the grocery store. You fags jelly?
>>75830920
i unironically love the sens as my third team
BILL KESSEL THE SCORING GUY
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Whoa
>mr game invisible
>>75831079
What's life like moderating 4chan?
IM BRINGIN OUT THE BIG BOYS
GIMME THAT SCAR OR I'LL CRUSH BIKINI BOTTOM
>group text initiated
>i say the capitals are a bunch of fags
>anon, homophobic remarks are not cool
fucking normies i swear
>>75831079
>implying I'm a janitor
Your lack of doritos and code red disturbs me
Pens are going to win, aren't they?
omg..
/k/ here. Are the Penguins really as dirty as I've heard? Seems like they're unnecessarily hitting the Capitals.
>>75831079
>disorganized mess of a freezer
yes
Looks like Doltby is disregarding his coach's order to choke boy is he gonna be in trouble the next commercial break
>OSHIE CHIMPING OUT ON CROSBY
Great shift by the Caps.
>>75831097
Good blog, where do I subscribe?
>>75831104
sadly yes
>>75831106
Their only dirty if they are playing the team you support.
welp
>holtwoby
>>75831106
is this bait?
>>75830920
>Sens
That is the most bandwagon choice.
Sens are completely irrelevant outside of this playoff run.
Truely relevant teams though? Least hated would be Pongs probably. Every relevant team is hated though, Pongs are just less hated because of Bill memes, Crosby, Malkin, and the fact they arent' Philly.
CRAPS CRAPPENING
wow the goaler is a bit retarded eh
Fuck you Holtby
Holtby is so fucking overrated lmao
HORNYYYYYYYYYYYY
CAPS ARE DONZOOOOO
>CRAPS
>R
>A
>P
>S
>crips
>Craps fans still not booing
fucking pathetic
>>75831071
likely, but you gotta think that nashville is licking their chops at the prospect of facing the WBS penguins, erik karlsson & a bunch of bums, or the (LOL)crapitals
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CRAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOOOOOOOLLLTTTBBBYYYYYYYYYY
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
HORNY
O
R
N
Y
tfw it's ogre
lmao holtby
I don't even care
>meme teams all in the final 4
>playoffs about to get comfy
>pongs ruin everything
Crosby can't off himself soon enough
>>75831106
Not as dirty as that fat slut
Hahahhahshhahshhahsbzbhshshshshhshs. It just keeps nabbening
>>75831114
Fuck, I jinxed it.
Good fucking game. Caps are a fucking embarrassment lmfao
And it's over. kek
>>75831106
>/k/ here
You must be under 300 pounds to post here
Rip craps
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOLTBEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit hahahahahaha
POOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGSSSS
SCCAAARRRRRRR
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GO PENS!
SCAARR
>inb4 A MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
i called it ages ago! 2-0!
SNIPED IT IN BACKHAND OVER THE GLOVE
>WHAT
>HOLT UP PLAYA
>CRAPS
:(
SCAAAAAAAR HORNY
HOLLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK S C A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R
Holtby sucks so much dick.
>>75831127
>less hated because of [...] Crosby
???
washington confirmed for
>worst basebol
>worst futbol
>worst hockey
>worst president
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>75831079
>no beef taco HPs
you expect me to believe you?
Just took a massive, smelly Washington
>>75831117
follow my insta
THE CRAPS ARE CURSED
how do you not stop that?
like seriously
>>75831147
Why are you crying behind your mask then! You care! You care alot!
all part of the plan
caps 3-2 in OT
SOMEONE CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE
OVECHKIN IS ON SUICIDE WATCH
That might be the game, cause Washington can't get anything going.
Can't expect to win 3 in a row against the Pens though. This series was over when Washington dropped the first 2 at home.
>yells gibberish
>CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS >CRAPS
>>75830580
>don't have anything left in the tank
>game six was nearly a 5-0 shutout on the road where the pens only scored after two periods of torture
>scoring five goals on the road is still impressive even if it isn't a shutout
/ck/ here. Do the Capitals usually plan to make halftime comebacks? Seems like they goalie didn't even try to block that shit
>>75831184
kek
Ovechkin failing at hockey has been a big part of both Pong goals.
beer league play right there
>>75831047
Is Bill more of a Mustard or Ketchup kind of guy?
Being a DC fan is suffering
Last number is the amount of goals MY CAPS SCORE IN THE 3RD
>Head into the 3rd period trailing by just 1 on home ice
>Get outshot 7-1 against a team you've dominated shot totals against all series
bravo craps
r
a
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o
Oh look Ovi is being lazy in the defensive zone again.
Did we travel back in time to 2012?
>>75831106
A Pittsburgh 10/10
Jesus christ I'd be so embarassed if I was a fan of the caps. Ov is just dogshit.
Caps fan from /r9k/ here, give me one reason not to kill myself
B L O W I T U P
L
O
W
I
T
UP
>>75831079
So is that like two days worth of hot pockets for you?
Game's over.
>>75831210
mustard. ketchup is for children without a developed pallet.
>>75831217
Welcome to capitals playoff hockey
>>75831234
drawing a blank pal, sorry
Choke city.
Remember that time that the Caps traded away a very good prospect for a meme rented defensemen who then proceeded to cost them in every important moment in the playoffs? And they only managed one more game in the playoffs than the team that they got him from? And that defensemen would leave the team over the offseason?
>craps start to seriously chimp out
its coming and you know it
>>75831205
Sauce?
>>75831234
Make me
>>75831205
do you mind posting science girls? I'm posting with my wife's daughter. I want her to think us cool /sp/ posters want /sci/ women.
>>75831196
still 13 minutes left
hey hey hey goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE
>>75831234
Maybe Ovie wont demand a trade?
>>75831234
you get to see the goat in action, Sidney Crosby
>pens get a easy ride to the cup again
Repeating digits and Ovenchicken retires after the game.
>>75831213
Interdasting
>>75831205
Anon, please SAUCE me... please
>when u meme-fail yet again
>when u will never be anything but a meme-fail
Now all that's left is for the Craps to score 1 and get their fans' hopes up before crushing them again
Why are the Capitals taking so many shots if they aren't going to make them?
>>75831234
>/r9k/
That's a reason enough for you to kill yourself.
>>75831234
At least have the decency to livestream it faggot
>>75831234
you just rolled 1234 thats a like as good as trips
>>75831228
Goddamn right she's a 10/10
Most....dangerous lead...right guys...guys?
weak ass attempt to clear by Ovi
Still no cups at ovechkins house
>>75831178
Some people actually like good players anon, surprising eh? We can't all be faggot autists that hate anything popular.
>>75831234
You could be a Sharks fan. Last California team without a Cup. Even the Texas team got a Cup. THE TEXAS TEAM!!
>>75831234
Wizards are only down by 20
last digit is the number of cups ovi will win in his lifetime
>>75831244
>hating on umami
plebian taste
>>75831277
thats a great vacuum
>it was supposed to be her turn!!
>it was supposed to be the caps turn!!
Ovi is just like Bill. Can't be your no. 1 guy.
>>75831292
FUCKING KEK
>>75831277
because that's what bad hockey teams do
Ov has to step up. -2 tonight
>>75831213
>i can't accept that my team will never win a stanley again
As a D.C. fan myself, I feel bad for you.
>>75831289
Maybe he can win the World Championship again this year.
>>75831260
>leaf
>wife's daughter
kek
THOSE FANS LMAO HOLY KEK
Pittsburgh
>inhabited by salt of the earth working class real americans with morals
Washington
>inhabited by degenerate psychic vampires who objectively make the world a worse place to live through their welfare positions in the government or related corrupt support role to said scum
Is this fair? I tried to be objective in my research
>>75831291
Shorks at least made it past the 2nd round. Multiple times.
>>75831296
That's not a 0
>anon turn your stupid hockey off and come party with me!
>>75831251
So fucking glad that the Bruins didn't trade Carlo for this chump.
>>75831277
top quality vaccuum
>>75831277
i would literally succ her sweaty clothes with full mouth motion until they were completely dry
>>75831282
No, Bill. It's over.
The Pens are going to steam roll the Senators
>>75831282
Thats 3
>>75831298
Ketchup isn't umami, it's sweet.
>>75831321
DC is fucking shit in every way
IM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW.
SCREENCAP THIS
OVECHKIN WILL LOSE THIS GAME AND PROCEED TO RETIRE FROM THE NHL
RUSSIA SAID THEY WONT LET HIM PLAY IN THE OLYMPICS UNLESS HE RETIRES
OVI WILL BE PISSED ABOUT NEVER WINNING THE CUP AND NOW THAT HIS WINDOW IS CLOSED HE WILL GO PLAY REST OF HIS CAREER IN KHL AND WIN OLYMPIC GOLD FOR RUSSIA
CAPS WILL GET 31ST PLACE NEXT SEASON
>caps trying to injure the cros anyway they can
they must suffer
>>75831321
Don't forget all the heroin in Pittsburgh. Very important.
http://ktla.com/2017/05/08/11-year-old-girl-revived-with-narcan-after-heroin-overdose-police-say/
>>75831205
caps are softer than that ass
Getting real tired of Pittsburgh fans being happy.
>>75831321
I've crunched the numbers, and it seems accurate
>>75831317
my wife had a child in a previous relationship. The father was unfortunally deported back to somalia. We are trying to work things out for him. Lawyers are expensive though.
>>75831288
What does he drink out of...
>>75831184
>>75831167
>>75831111
sloth
>check em
If this post is dubs, the Caps will not score a single goal
>>75831321
You need to be fair. All of America pitched in to form the league of sociopaths we call Congress.
>>75831323
He didn't say 'Stanley Cups' obviously he's referring to whatever the KHL has for when Ovenchicken inevitably bolts back to where the competition is weak enough for him to actually beat
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>craps
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN GOLFING OVIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75830393
anybody have a webm?
>>75831325
>smoking
>racoon eyes
no thanks I don't need chlamydia again
>>75831302
>>75831307
After watching the Craps play all these games. I'd say Tj Oshie is their best player.
Backstrom adn Ovechkin both suck. Backstrom has like 3 total points in 9 game 7's for his career, and again is doing nothing tonight.
Ovechkin is a turnover machine/garbage.
Oshie is at least visible out there in a positive way. They should honestly scrap the whole thing and build around him at this point.
Backstrom and Ovechkin experiment was a horrible failure. They are trash.
>>75831366
Witnessed
>>75831345
>CAPS WILL GET 31ST PLACE NEXT SEASON
the only things that is absolutely wrong, Caps without Ovi is a better team
REEEE FUCK OFF SHITSBURGH
THESE PLAYOFFS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD
>>75831325
You smell funny.
>>75831366
h e h e
This powerplay is terrifying
>>75831366
>Lemieux dubs
Anon has spoken.
>still watching the game at this point
Let's face it, this thread should just be deleted already
>>75831372
>>75831372
>>75831372
>>75831372
New thread
>>75831353
In her defence, I'd probably do heroin if I had to live there too
>>75831366
>>75831386
How the fuck would they ever offload Ovie and his insane contract?
>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT
>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT
>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT
>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT
>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT
>>75831127
Wings tho
Also surprised nobody mentioned the isles, relevant or otherwise.
>>75831390
Stay salty
>>75831403
>Not enjoying the endless asspain from the players and the fans as they shit the bed one final time before their Cup window slams shut
shiggy diggy
WHY WOULD YOU DROP PASS
>>75831413
push him into the KHL and pretend they didn't?
Idk man, its really their only option.
>>75831195
Ovechkin lost 6 decisive games against Crosby :
-1 world juniors 2005
-2 2009 Playoffs
-3 Olympics 2010
-4 World championships 2015
-5 2016 playoffs
-6 2016 WCOH
>play ultra physical to get to game seven
>pull off of hits in game seven
trade everyone but nate, orlov, willy, and eller desu
>>75831356
;^)
>>75831366
my fucking dick
just want to post in this thread
>>75831511
I enjoyed and saved.
>>75831364
literally the only ones that aren't
>>75831316
Someone has to keep those Euros in their place.
>>75831405
Literally nothing wrong with heroin. Neck yourself.
>>75831576
get in mumble you strayan bastard
>>75830920
St Louis has been very historically, and presently relevant and not very hated.
Most people just feel kinda bad for them.
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
WHY DO THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN??!?!!
what's the point of ovechkin??
>>75831977
>bad guys always win
>>75832150
whose nets off now??
>>75831234
You're shit outta luck m8. Would be worth checking out if there's an afterlife tbqh.