>>75821289
7/10 OP notbad
For me, it's Megan Olivi.
This is the thread
Personally for me it's Francis Ngannou
STiopic CLEARLY TAPPED
NOT MY CHAMPION
REEM IS HEEM
Am I a casual for not being interested in WMMA despite it being recently added to UFC?
Schaub is the best of us.
put a fork in her, namsayin?
Is this possible natty?
Eugene picked Yair on CARE/DONT CARE
Is Yair literally free money?
>>75821341
It's only purpose is to please my penis.
Schaub>Arlovski>Nelson>Rosholt>Johnson>Tybura>Wieczorek>Cisse>Ngannou
Is this the natty limit?
>>75821374
Thanks for the rundown senpai
>>75821360
that's clearly a muffin
>>75821341
Still revved up cause I told you to go to asp I see
>>75821388
>>75821360
For sure I've been a Tyron fan since strikeforce my guy
>>75821393
No just want an honest opinion from a non autist
>>75821388
what's the difference?
>>75821407
no one cares
>>75821376
Shtyrkov>Bigfoot>Browne>Schaub
>>75821427
Not in the USADA era
>>75821426
Thanks for the (YOU) fedora
heems 4 u
plz wotch
WHAT THE FUCK OP
>>75816443
>>75821459
Thank you
>>75821409
Jon Jones became my boy through boysmosis desu
>>75821474
Aka im a good little cuck who goes to any big strapping man that beats my current boy? That's embarrassing! Go get laid, faggot!!
>>75821490
>>75821446
>>75821409
>>75821467
Damn ur shook
>>75821474
>boying a man that humiliates your boy
sad. not as bad as ASSpain, still sad nonetheless
>>75821551
He's workin marks like you, HARD
>>75821551
all me including the post im replying to right now
>>75821587
It's actually me
>>75821525
>>75821561
If you beat the fuck out of a guy who used to beat the fuck out of everybody you are alright in my opinion, it's you who need to get laid, more faithful to guys punching each other in underwear than I ever was to my wife lol
what did you think of the new fappening pics?
Gabi is fucking gigantic
what is this?
>>75821681
She's 6'1" 235 lbs
>>75821681
kek
>>75821694
>>75821681
cyborg is only 31 and beats up and giantess every day. no woman will beat her for a long time
>>75821657
>y-yes master you d-did very well, w-whats that? A-Another grooming, o-okay
Little do nothing bitch
Benavidez-Nguyen is off
>>75821788
was a nice spicy fight, hopefully they find a replacement
>>75821788
wgaf
>>75821752
>black kids bullied me in school so now I frequent /pol/ and make everything about race
Something something angry white bois
>>75821882
p4p best woodley picture and filename
>>75821413
Bless you for using my OC
>>75821962
*rubs chin* hmm are you Stipe Miocic?
>>75822228
is anyone truely stiopic?
>>75821861
I said and implied nothing about race. That should speak volumes about where your mindset is at lol
Test
>>75821841
I care!!
>>75822307
Test
What's this fighter's name again?
https://youtu.be/gJqkczBjtyk
Hoodiebro made it on Maurice
>>75822928
always rated hoodiebro
I want to shake hoodiebro's hand, seems like a goodboy
Who is your most enjoyed female mma fighter?
>>75822928
He's only in thumbnail it seems
>>75822928
/ourguy/
>>75823055
>I will never get on embedded because the only fighter from my state is Lellenburger
based hoodiebro keeping it low-key, imagine if dock dwarf got on embedded, we wouldn't have heard the end of it
>>75823123
I laughed
>>75823185
Rent free
>>75823266
did you paint your nails yet?
>>75823309
lol mortgage free
Who is your favorite woman strawweight?
Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Cejudo vs Pettis
>>75823069
>>75823352
Stop this you fucking dork
>>75823416
Junior
Joanna
Whore Hey
Yai Ear
Seh Who Doe
>>75821449
GOAT COMBINATION KO
>>75823416
JDS
Joanna
Masvidal
Yair
Cejudo
>>75821449
>that webm
THE DISRESPECT!
>>75823416
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Cejudo
name a better female fighter.
>>75824006
For me, it's Megan Olivi.
>>75823416
fake
>>75824006
>undoubtedly number pound-for-pound female
>who is Cyborg?
>>75824053
>>75823416
Poberezhets is out, replaced by Rashad Coulter
>>75824077
>>75823706
its my latest prank
>>75824077
>>75824077
>>75824077
Poor little black boi
>>75824176
can you the opposite one with the thumbnail being nate/woodley and switching to woodley/robbie
>>75824208
>>75824208
tfw neither diaz brother will never hold a UFC belt
Literally the only fight I'm stealing Saturday is Joanna's. None of the other ones are cares.
>>75824296
I thought English was your first language.
>>75824247
>>75824296
The UFC belt means nothing anymore. It's just a prop.
>>75824231
Fuck off Codyfan you fucking Millennial Cuck
stop giving fake picks (you)s. more picks in 23 hours
>>75824346
>only has 1 fight to post over and over
Must suck being an ABM
>>75824361
i'm not codyfan though
why is liking T-Wood = being a cuck, you sound insecure
>>75824372
lol i can see 3 of my picks
>>75824405
It's a joke bro
Goofy ass Brits I swear
>>75824372
Fuck off you pedo faggot
>>75824398
>>75824372
add hoodie to the banner you dork
>>75824437
ok lad, no worries. :3
What happened to /sp/ gamethreads? I was in the Madrid and Atletico gamethread and randomly someone just started spamming gore
>>75824450
are you upset again?
>>75824475
maybe
>>75824456
>posts same fight again
>>75824511
some russian spams cp in soccer gamebread, haven't been since then
>>75824523
For sure a 48-47 majority decision was a good revenge my guy, doot me now
>>75824372
nobody cares you weirdo
>>75824522
You are a pedophile autist loser. The only thing to be upset about is the fact you haven't been locked up and beaten in prison
>>75824522
not him but she looks like my sister, stop posting it pls.
>>75824559
>posts same fight for the nth time
>>75824575
for sure call the cops on me my man. i post pictures of female fighters
>>75824558
They never used to be this awful plus they move way too fast. Can't see how anyone would enjoy them now, at least I still have my /heem/ but I fear one day they'll get as bad.
>>75824511
Because this is 4chan not reddit?
>>75824611
You save pictures of children because in your own words you find them "cute"
Youre an autistic loser who should be locked up
>>75824611
>blocking the "i"
christ you're a moron
>>75824626
it's funny when something funny happens like curry's okc 3 last year or messi's 90 minute goal.
other than that, gamethreads are trash
>>75824638
So you take pride in spamming cp and gore?
>>75824695
Go back to your containment board and stop fishing for illegal content this is for MMA discussion.
>>75824682
>children
>plural of child
>pictures
>plural of picture
for sure tell me which other kids and pictures you're taking about
>>75824695
I enjoy the fact that this website isn't a handholding safe space like you would want it to be.
>>75824744
>>75824763
>>75824754
You said this yourself you loser.
>>75824626
mma event threads are already as bad m8
>50 posts/minute
>no intelligible conversation
>HEEEEEEEEEEEM spam
>occasional scat spam
>>75824763
t.a mental defect who has cp and gore saved on their computer
Will Aldo beat Max?
>>75824803
t. yair poodriguez faggot
>>75824803
m8, the sawker gamethread is moving at 100 posts a minute. It even made my computer start lagging, plus there's all kinds of awful flags, I hadn't been in a gamethread in a while but it was a truly awful experience and I've been on /sp/ for 6 years now
>>75824803
>intelligible conversation
>about MMA
kek
>>75824808
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots
>>75824840
nigga its because every one and their mother watches soccer outside the US.
make a comfy edition gamethread if you like, those are tolerable for big games
>>75824875
What is wrong with YOU?
>>75824886
The janitor will just delete it
>>75824914
didn't during the euros
jose aldo has always been a roider
What is the Montreal Screwjob of MMA?
after she wins the ultimate fighter for the 125 belt, who will be her biggest threat?
>>75825026
Schaub vs Arlovski
>>75825010
t. buttblasted rogainetard
>>75825010
Poogay asspoo is getting his famous greasy shits smeared all over the octagon when holloway flushes him down queer street
>>75825026
mousasi weidman
>>75825045
my cock
>>75825045
coronary at 25
>>75825045
>fattenzie
>making weight
pick one
how many ppvs will ufc 211 sell
>>75825053
Speak English
>>75823416
Junior
Joanna
Maia
Frankie
Cejudo
>>75825152
400k
how much money does joanna get per pay per view sale?
>>75824372
Hoodiebro should be the goofpick tbqh.
>>75825045
thats not valentina shevchenko
>>75825259
Hopefully zero. She does not deserve a single cent and i will be streaming this PPV just so she potentially doesn't see any money from it
>>75825334
so what you're saying is Valentina will lose to Nunes because champions aren't allowed to enter the ultimate fighter. thanks for the info
>>75825045
support true w125 talent instead
>>75825152
250k
>>75825342
The system is rigged against us bro!
#Peoplepower
>>75825152
370k
>>75825391
>just turned 22
>pictures of her kid on instagram
>>75825445
good woman, her kids won't get the autism
Three weeks the UFC is on hiatus. Three saturdays that I'm left staring at the wall with nothing to do but then on the weekend that it's literally coming back is when chads and stacies want to make saturday night plans. Literally why does this always happen
>the state of this "sport"
>>75825445
holy shit. this kid is like 2 year old. she has no pics with his dad either. fucking dropped
>>75825495
But then it's three weekends in a row of UFC
>>75825508
>>75825512
Are you okay?
>>75825391
she can never win a belt. no mother has ever held a belt in invicta or the ufc. pregnancy is career ending
>>75825512
lol that building
>>75821289
Upcoming events:
Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
Previous thread: >>75821289
News:
>UFC actually introducting WFLW division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-womens-flyweight-division-the-ultimate-fighter-26
>Maia focused on Masvidal, not title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/demian-maia-cleaned-his-mind-of-title-shot-talk-ahead-of-ufc-211-bout-with-jorge-masvidal
>Joseph "Robbery" Benapoopybutt injured
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/joseph-benavidez-injury-ufc-fight-night-100-withdrawal
>>75825664
do you get paid to shill mmajunkie.com?
>>75825675
the only thing I shill is the word of allah
>>75825664
Thank you for literally nothing
>>75825675
That's the only explanation for these spergasms
>>75825675
no, he does it for free
The UFC totally needed to add another women's division, strawweight and bantamweight were way too stacked.
>>75825710
>>75825675
>>75825711
>>75825714
dwarf
>>75825664
You're not the real NotePad.
>>75825581
Ready to pay the piper, anon?
>>75825664
>Previous thread: >>75821289(OP)
You had one job bro.
>>75825664
thanks for the double (you)
Cannonier is my low-key boy 2bh
>>75825740
imagine pretending to be spergop
>>75825761
thats his template for the next thread. its not actually for this thread. he gets his notepad ready 10 hours early
>>75825550
How many mothers have had title shots? I only recall Zingano.
>>75825807
Letourneau
>>75824372
I never thought I'd say this but you should use a trip
>>75824372
>picks almost full
There is going to be a lot of shitposting during the event isnt there?
>>75825045
nunes pushing down on a taut towel makes 125 easily
>>75825512
>kid
>22
>no married
D R O P P E D
>>75825953
most of the usa flag picks are mine
i don't even watch the events let alone post during them
>>75825495
Same here. I don't have plans yet but I just know i'm gonna get an offer I can't turn down
>>75826034
hopefully it involves your skull and a gun
>>75826030
you are a cancer of a human being and you know it
i, an overweight muslim, have more value than you and have contributed more to this world than you ever will
you are a waste of oxygen and the world would be a better place if you died
>>75826064
post address so I can come heem you saturday night
>>75826069
>>75826030
i understand that post wasn't sincere, but you are still the person who's ruining this general
>be eddie alverez
>beat post-usada RDA
>main event 1st show in msg
>get dusted inside 2 rounds
>dumped down to prelims for your next fight
has any other fighter been JUST'ed this hard?
>>75826096
what, are your fists not working right now?
>>75823416
Miocic
Jedrjedckwjykz
Maia
Rodriguez
Pettis
Alvarezz
>>75826109
I already have other heems lined up until saturday
>>75826104
You now remember Renan Barao, Edward will bounce back however
>>75826104
For me, it's Pettis
>>75826100
this
avataring is bad enough but imitating avatarfags is pretty out there
>>75825908
i honestly thought about it bu im so against non-anon posting i dont think i can. plus i post way too much in heem to have a trip all the time. i'd break the friend simulator. fake picks are usually fine. i just add them to the real picks but this time it seems like somebody is really fishing for (you)s and submitting a lot of picks. or not, idk
thats a big height difference desu
>>75826141
Holiday Inn parking lot vero beach florida
>>75826178
there's somebody saving pics with the same name and pretending to be every noteable heem poster. they aren't even getting (you)s so i cant imagine why they're doing it
>>75826165
You now remember that max had a bunch of pettis cars burned down
i cant stop thinking about Raquel's gigantic nipples
>>75826217
Now i understand why there are so many fronkie fags. They're all manlets
>>75826156
Barao was a meme, and he never climbed to the top
>>75826165
Pettis is in the same boat as Frankie, Rashad and a few others, who think that dropping down a weight division will solve all their problems
>>75826217
Only means that when Frankie folds Yair with a double leg that it'll look that much more impressive.
>>75826220
LOL you pretended to be rich this entire time and you just WORK at a holiday inn on a beach
>>75826284
>Barao was a meme, and he never climbed to the top
Are you dumb? He was P4P until he lost to dilly
>>75826296
You're thinking of the guy who claims to live in Florida and calls everyone a zilch and a zero.
>>75826296
I live in coral springs. I'll be there in 30 minutes
>>75826324
he was p4p like mighty meme is "p4p", did he even defend his belt on ppv?
>>75826366
That entire city should be range banned.
>>75826220
more like zero beach
>>75826371
C'mon son, he looked flawless until TJ beat him. Give credit where it's due
i'm pretty sure george zimmerman posts here
>>75826104
the problem with friend simulating is that there's no proof that any post is by who it implies. most heem personalities have probably been long gone and retards baiting for (you)s pretend to be them perpetuate the friend simulation long after theyre gone
Who is the most overrated fighter in terms of rank on UFC.com?
>>75826401
anyone looks flawless against jobbers
>>75826421
>connor plummeted down to the prelims after he lost
what did he mean by this?
>>75826217
Yair is gonna be smacking him up from anywhere
Win = Guaranteed title shot
I think Edward would have done better against Khabib than McGregor even if Eddie's gameplan fell through
>>75826436
Derrick Lewis as the #6 ranked HW in the world. I love the guy, but HW is such a meme division.
Who is going?
>>75826475
It doesn't matter how 1 dimensional he is he's ALWAYS dangerous just like Roy Nelson. Derrick has improved alot considering how new he is, imagine him at Jacksons
>>75826421
>plummeting to the lows of beating Nate in the rematch to then becoming the first two division champ
>>75825664
roses are red
violets are blue
no one makes rad OP's
like our own sperg do
>>75826475
Who should be ahead of him?
any1 watching this joe rogan flat earth podcast?
>>75826284
frankie is a 135'er, he'd dust tj, cruz, and cody any day of the week lad
>>75826435
nice mma related post fucktard
>>75826436
Conor McGregor.
>>75826552
I read this in DC's voice, thanks for the chuckle
PEDs are like the stock market
>>75826435
Coralspergs would post with his 4chan pass when people imitated him. I miss that guy. What an autist.
>>75826596
youre welcome bud
dude weight cutting lmao
everyone should use trips desu
people shouldn't be able to say anything without consequences. what would your family and employers think about what you say on here?
sexist/racist remarks are not acceptable in today's society. these kinds of "people" should be ostracized. don't be tolerant of intolerance
>>75826712
>everyone should use trips desu
>>75826561
It's not a case of someone else being ahead of him but the fact that he's ranked so highly when the memory of him getting heem'd by Shawn Jordan is still so fresh, and after he had been completely dominated by Abdurakhimov for 3 rounds.
Also Ngannou has only been doing MMA for 3 years and he's a top 5 guy in the world already.
>>75826712
>>75826712
Danis vs Shields is the biggest fight of the weekend.
>>75826782
Would molest after growing up together tbqh.
Just watched the first 2 episodes of embedded. Anybody else notice the producers often do this thing where they show one opponent fucking around a lot, making them appear like they're not taking it seriously, and then they show the other opponent doing nothing but training?
Seems like they showed Stipe fucking around and JDS training in both episodes
Look at the size difference
>>75826860
George is getting Link n Parked
>>75825714
Lmao fucking loser
>>75823416
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Yair
Pettis
>>75826860
I noticed that too.
Nervous for my boy but am reminded that maia wears baggy shit and listens to CRAWLING at age 40
>>75826936
>Nervous for my boy
fuck who do i root for maia or jorge?
it's tuff lads
>>75823416
Cigano
Andrade
Maia
El Pantera
Cejudo
>>75826969
Maia has better chance versus Jorge
Jorge has better chance vs tyron
Take that as you will
>>75826969
>rooting for buttscooter
>>75826996
he's on a highly entertaining run now tho
also great guy, hard to root against
>>75826996
I have new pics of joanna, lad.
get creepy with me
Is wide stance superior to Muai Thai stance in mma?
I feel like an open target whenever I do as my coaches say and try keeping my stance closer. When I try wide stance suddenly I feel much better and way more natural.
Any reason why I shouldn't fight with a wide stance?
>>75827026
>Any reason why I shouldn't fight with a wide stance?
Who do you want those leg kicks senpai?
Need ufc to make 125 faster just so I can see Prime Joanna
>>75827026
A lot of places that just teach "MMA" teach a wide stance and I hate it. If you're doing mma you have the privileges of doing whatever you want as long as it works for you. Makle sure your coaches actually work with your natural style
Best pic btw
>>75827026
Lilth rate my bets please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXk6ejX3hc
>
Have you come to a decision /heem/?
>>75827090
what did andrade do to make 115? stop taking steroids?
Is Edgy brah the biggest living meme right now
>>75827087
Good
>>75825740
Holy shit you are SHOOK!
>>75827168
You like Eddie over Porier?
>>75827123
She's 5"2
>>75827100
>Tfw can't post m-m-aiavidal after this saturday cause the h8er spergs will have found someone to bandwagon
>>75827189
retard
>>75827087
yeah i could see it
>>75827209
The best memes are the ones that have an expiration date, Woodleyfriend.
>>75826104
Why do people keep harping on about prelims? Its the televised prelim headliner on a stacked card against a highly ranked contender. Do you think that theyre only going to put shitty uninteresting fights on the prelims and get no TV rating return or get anyone interested before the main card?
>>75827026
depends on what your style is
what is your style and what are your base martial arts, out of curiosity
>>75827087
seem solid to me
>>75827209
I'm curious if you're gonna roll with it once tyron loses.
Disappear like jacarefag
or use anonymity to pretend it was never you in the first place doing your lame shit while you latch on to the new champ.
I'll take #3 at -500
>>75827209
Masvidal is a nightmare match up for Woodley.
Can't wait for you to disappear.
>>75827261
>>75827268
>whitebois this triggered a POC is GOAT
>>75827260
You dont bet or know anything about MMA. Fuck off
>>75827290
Nah man, just placin my bet is all
remember cathal pendred
>all these masvidal dickriders coming out of the woodwork and claiming he's the best fighter in welterweight and the best counterfighter in mma after he heemed cerrone
who are you going to latch onto after maia chokes him out, out of curiosity
>>75827300
lol
>>75827303
lol
>>75827311
You aren't NoteSperg
>>75827186
I don't like betting on this fight, I am rooting for Poriet, though.
Sergio and Stipe by KO biggest value
>>75827087
what site?
>>75827311
He's a great boxer. You can be mad all you want at fairweather fans but don't sleep on Jorgay you casual faggot.
Bobby knuckles already blessed us with the decimation of muh jitz fags why do you find it hard to believe Maia will get WHOOPED SLEPT and FLUSHED
>>75827311
IMPOSTOR
>>75827341
>Sergio
Lith you jackass
>>75827168
>>75827249
>>75827260
Thanks lads, it's bad because I'm rooting for Jorge and Dustin but think Eddie and Maia are going to win
>>75827341
Sergio literally does not have a single advantage against Cejudo other than some meme finish
https://youtu.be/76qFcq_CYmQ?t=5m44s
MASVIDAL BTFO WHITEY
>>75827354
No it's cool, I do that too to take away that empty feeling when someone you really like gets slept
Anyone else find Joanna so fucking unbearable in these embedded's?
She just tries so hard, same with Stipe and his goofy "look im a big kid lol!"
>>75827341
>Sergio
why would you think that
he's coming off of a UD over John Moraga
cejudo is an olympic wrestler and matched joseph benavidez on the feet in his last fight
sergio isn't better in any area and not even comparable in terms of grappling
>>75827375
You are right about Joanna but Stipp Mioch is goodman
>>75827375
Why do you keep posting this, dockdwarf?
>>75827341
>Sergio
BASED
>>75827345
Ladbrokes, it's bad because it takes ages before you can bet on events. Usually 2 days before the event. But it has different odds toeverywhere else. Only place where eddie and maia are underdogs
>>75827026
>>75827392
That was my first post in the thread, I lurk usually
Not the guy you think I am
>>75823416
Stipe
Jedrzejcyzk
Maia
Rodriguez
Cejudo
>>75827260
Muai Thai and grapple, but Muai Thai stance doesn't feel good. I love combos and kicks tho. But with a wide stance I wouldn't teep with ease or check kicks. It's a bit frustrating since my coaches are mainly Muai Thai oriented. But I decided to keep the wide stance since I am way better with it.
>>75827403
Same exact post verbatim. why lie?
>>75827375
she's cringy af, she's forcing it. kk and andrade were more "natural" if that makes sense.
>>75827403
Nobody is
>>75827347
>why do you find it hard to believe Maia will get WHOOPED SLEPT and FLUSHED
Masvidal has been taken down and held down by guys like Chiesa and Bendo. I don't have faith in his ability to stay standing against one of the best grapplers in the UFC, particularly when that grappler has fought at 185 and Masvidal has spent most of his career fighting at 155.
>>75827366
the premeditated murder line was ice cold
>>75827419
you're cringy, mate
>>75827422
>taken down and held down by guys like Chiesa and Bendo
t. FightMetric warrior
>>75827418
Post count changed I live in the NW
>>75827393
maia is also underdog on WH
ireland runs heem
beg me for my fresh emerald isle memes
>his favorite fighter believes in God
>>75827433
Why do all these nerds on YouTube think Tony and Masvidal are cringey?
Cringey is Julianna Pena's obvious facade. Cringey is Ronda's facade. Cringey is Team Alpha Male trashtalk.
>>75827366
why is he so emotional, must be that injun blood in him
Do people here actually want Maia to win? Dude is old and boring.
>>75827465
Unironically sheltered whitebois
coming from a whiteboi
You guys sleeping on Sergio. He has a good tdd, and it is all that is needed against Cejudo. Cejudo only won against bums, both Demetrious and Benevidez convincingly beat him.
At4 he is the biggest underdog but it should be closer to evans here so he is biggest value.
>>75827484
Respect the elderly
>>75827484
if he was an elite level striker you would love him boi
>>75827448
He's evens now
>>75827504
>Benevidez convincingly
come on now
>>75827504
Cejudo will break him
>>75827465
projection
this just reminded me of Ferguson butchering the Duke Nukem line, and that was just hysterical, not cringey
>>75823416
STIPE
JJ
MASVIDAL
YAIR
CEJUDO
>>75827465
he's bitching about not being white holding him down while being a trump supporter.
dude is pathetic
>>75827465
Cringey is your life
>>75827087
they all lose desu
>>75827575
No chance
Cant believe coy is going to lose again on TUF. How will codyfan ever recover?
>>75824522
replace flavor of the month with /heem/'s own hoodiechad
>>75826841
she's pretty hot desu
>>75827504
>Lithuania in charge of wrestling expertise
frankie and maia will both win, muh age means jacks shit when they're that much better than the competition
>>75827568
>>75827546
>he's bitching about not being white holding him down while being a trump supporter.
>dude is pathetic
You don't know what you're talking about
Relax everyone
>>75827636
>unironically believing edgar wont get meme kicked into retirement
>>75827636
Post slip
>>75827651
>frankie will get koed this time!
>>75827652
haram
>>75827614
He prefers TJ
Just quit my job so I could move to California and become a pro MMA fighter. I'm leaving in two days. Haven't told anyone IRL and don't plan on it until I've already got a pro fight under my belt. They think I'm just going on vacation lol.
Is it all up to Bisping to save the MW division from further stalling? GSP isn't defending shit, I think there's no more ducking contenders after that fight if he doesn't call it quits
>>75827670
Sorry mate but California is full. Try Florida
>>75827675
They both deserve to lose
>>75827670
>heeming your life to get heemed professionally
MVP apparently injured, off the Bellator London card
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/mma/2017/05/10/breaking-michael-venom-page-wembley-bellator-179-fight-derek/
>>75827416
not exactly an authority on the matter, but it seems to me like your stance could make you unique if you learn to work with it or adapt your style around it
gunnar nelson and goobert have unorthodox, wide stances and use them very well
every fighter's style is unique, there's nothing wrong with having something that sets you apart from the crowd
>>75827436
someone who doesn't instantly hop on a fighter's dick and claim they're invincible after an impressive win*
>>75827504
>Benevidez convincingly beat him
that didn't happen at all m8, cejudo outworked him everywhere the fight went
watch the fight again
even if it did, both DJ [the #1 p4p in the world, don't forget] and Benavidez [the perennial top contender] are orders of magnitude above Pettis in terms of competition
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Joseph_Benavidez_vs_Henry_Cejudo_TUF_24_Finale_Full_Fight/10156239
MVP out of his fight against Derek Anderson at Smellator London
the fuck is with these connection errors
>>75827670
what gym are you planning on going to?
there are plenty of good places in Florida, and it's cheaper to live there than California
>>75825664
>no previous thread
>>75827692
*retarded contrarian who literally doesn't watch fights
I can tell youre a 194er by the way you said Bendo repeatedly took and held down Masvidal when that didn't happen once during the fight
>>75827689
that london card is fucking retarded anyway, fuck bellator
>>75827026
do you mean wide and bladed or just wide? Personally I like a wider stance and more bladed similar to wonderboy.
jds and maia are pure class, love those guys
>>75827087
complete opposite of what I would have picked but honestly it's a toss up.
>>75826258
why is that guy wearing a bikini?
nice arms tho no homo
>>75827688
>implying I have a life
jokes on you buddy. I'm suicidal so at this point I can do whatever I want, if it makes me happier then it's worth it.
what would you guys do if you lost your first amateur bout (a clear indication that you have no business in the sport)?
me? i would pretend to be a mma expert and post selfies on a anime imageboard for attention from obese manchildren
>>75827704
reeeeeeee
>>75826104
kek RDA went from a multi-million dollar payday versus Conor falling through to losing his belt on a UFC Fight Night card
>>75827706
Idk, I plan to travel around and try out a bunch of gyms before settling down.
>>75827583
they will because I pick the other 3 to win.
>>75827637
>a president of a 4 billion company is disgusting homophobe
fuck him
>>75827772
>suicidal
>CTE will make me happier
>>75827780
Losing your first fight is nothing to be ashamed of. I would keep trying to improve myself and not get discouraged.
>>75827800
You're a casual
>>75827723
>>75827436
>>75827347
>this triggered faggot.
Your boy's getting strangled, get over it
>>75827846
Muh dick
Would smoke meth with and fuck
>>75826284
>and he never climbed to the top
this fucking casual
>>75827814
Meh, I'll probably last longer before killing myself this way. Early onset alzheimer's also runs in my family so I could end up dying from alzheimer's before I'm 40 either way.
>>75827893
kek
>>75827871
You seem upset.
this nigga looking like a god damn baby and shit
>>75827891
Are you that stupid angry Brit that ThatOneCodyGOD was talking about? Fuck off before I find you.
>>75827780
Don't ever fight amateur. In reality it's no different from a pro match except you don't get paid.
>>75827780
If I worked up the courage to actually fight, I don't think I would stop after the first loss as long as I didn't get sent to the shadow realm.
>>75828009
I need to bet 10 pounds to get a free bet, can't be favourite. Who?
Why are the GOAT fighters all Roufusport or part Roufusport?
Who is your favorite UFC fighter (currently active)?
>>75828043
Knight
>>75828043
jds
you know fighting, fighting is like stock market
>>75828068
For me, it's the Romero
>>75828057
Where the H*ECK is Phil "CM Punk" Brooks?
>>75828089
Did it and didn't get my free bets.
Fuck I'm an idiot gonna be broke when Knight, Maia and Frankie lose
>>75828057
t. anthony pettis
>>75828171
He barely trains anymore. He never learned anything and he still sucks bad. Nice guy though. Hope his show does well.
>>75823416
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Yair
Cedujo
HNNNNNGGGG
https://instagram.com/p/BT7euv7Fda6/
For me it's Christina Broccolini
>>75823416
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo
For me it's Jessica Eye
what's the best martial art for fighting on the ground?
For me, it's Megan Olivi
>>75828257
Soccer
>>75828257
marksmanship
>>75828257
archery
Why is Jon such a tease?
>>75828310
Because he's in Cormier's head and he knows the more he trolls him the easier the win.
Hi UFC fighter here
You guys are really weird. Fans are crazy, but damn. What the hell is going on here?
Are you roleplaying as fighters?
You do realize I, along with the rest of the UFC could KO/submit anybody else in the world right? We are the elite of the elite.
For sure nobody posting here even has half of the capacity as me. I am a master, an artist, a genius.
>>75823416
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo
>>75828356
I would blow you out manlet. No regular sized UFC fighter would post here, only someone shorter than 5'9 would.
Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo
Thank me later, plebians.
>>75828392
I'll fuck you and your Dad to death
UFC is fixed btw
>>75828356
sure thing mighty mouse
i might let you suck my D while you're standing
>>75828310
>punk ass
dc just stop
>>75828415
>implying your little manlet arms could touch me
>>75828392
you know no body with a non-record stands a chance against any ufc fighter
even cm punk's old ass is probably better trained then all of us
>>75828356
Agreed Schaub is a beast and hh8rs need to show respect.
>>75828356
Excuse me sir.
Are you Stipe Miocic?
lucky this woman was there to stop the fighters from attacking each other
>>75828440
I would unironically sub or heem everyone in lightweight and down. Those manlets couldn't touch me. 6'5 230.
>>75828440
I have 0 training and unironically believe in my ability to permaheem cm punk
Kant or Hume?
>>75828240
Absolutely disgusting
She has the body of an undeveloped child how can you be attracted to this?
>>75828586
this.
>>75828240
>le kill myself to make 115 girl because too scared to lose to valentina again
Stipe and JDS are both good guys, I don't want to see either one get heemed.
I wish they could just armwrestle or something.
>>75828615
If this fight ends up being a woodley x thompson borefest you will regret saying that.
Pretty sure someone is getting his head smashed into the ground though.
When will they learn?
>>75823416
Miocic
JJ
Masvidal
Rodrigues
Cejudo
>>75828240
why would she do that during her weight cut
and why is she wearing pajamas during the day fucking bum
>>75828793
>flyweight
don't even care
>>75828615
don't worry, heavyweights are fatfucks. they don't have the endurance to keep a fight going to the point of serious injury
>>75828586
Probably that pedo loser pickscuck who needs to be imprisoned
>>75828793
Cejudo probabaly can't make weight
>>75828793
Jessica Aguilar vs. Cortney Casey = PPV opener
what's your guess? cejudo died making weight?
>>75828793
lmao, vanilla midgets btfo
>>75828793
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>>75828834
>>75828844
Probably this but it'll be marked as an injury. Good for Sergio 2bh, this was a massive step up
So Eddie vs Porrier on the main card now right?
This fight should've been main card anyway.
>>75828832
>>75828844
If they have any sense they will promote Skelly/Knight to the main card
STIOPIC GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY COCKSUCKAS
>>75828873
My taxpayer money will gladly put you behind bars you mentally ill faggot
>>75828862
yeah but now he doesn't even get a meme chance at a win bonus
>>75828881
oh boy le immigrant mentality meme, the same reddit tier joke that's in the comments section of literally every mma video
Anyone else not watch the fights but just like to shit talk on here?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/10/15602680/ufc-212-jose-aldo-cut-head-stitches-holloway-mma-news
Apparently Famous Aldo got a small cut on his head from accidental headbutt while practicing double legs. Only 5 stitches which are coming out tomorrow, so no big deal.
However, does this mean Aldo will try a grapple-heavy strategy? Max is a blue belt, but has good TDD, so this could get interesting. Reminder Aldo is a very powerful wrestler and black belt
Which /heem/ posters do you believe have a genuine mental illness and need to seek help immediately?
>>75828212
>nice guy
lolno
>>75828957
everyone
>>75828793
What no... I've been waiting so long.
He trained so hard
>>75828957
everyone. /heem/ is literally one poster on multiple devices. we suffer from split personality disorder but only I realize it
>>75828815
because jammy's are hot... duh
>>75828793
fucking cutbabby cejudo should be shot
Henry Cejudo is the only guy at flyweight that can beat Mighty Mouse.
Sucks he's a choke artist.
>>75829055
benevidez has a shot, dodson beat him the first time and has that power
>>75823416
Stipe
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Pettis
im saying it now. if alvarez gets moved up to the main card im redoing all the picks
confirmed not cancelled
>>75828957
I unironically have OCD
>>75828793
BAD TACOS
Why is heem always dead when I'm actually posting? Friccin losers
>>75829278
Like I said, mutiple personalities. /heem/ never really has more than one poster at once.
>>75829278
Your mom is a faggot bitch now go take a hike.
Flyweight bout scrapped = WGAF
>>75829295
the problem is people are always trying to figure out how many people and who is making what posts. this shits supposed to be anon but the friend simulators cant let that be so they have to pretend we're here to be their friend
How do I get a fuck buddy that looks like Miesha?
>>75829315
this 2bh
>>75828915
This. Fucking r/mma always has the same fucking top comments. This upvote system is really encouraging circlejerking.
>>75829364
yeah at least on heem it takes a special kind of autism and dedication to force a meme. on there its too easy
LMAO MAIA MASVIDAL CANCELLED AS WELL
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani?lang=en
how long until Dana comes out and calls everybody a goof for believing this fake news again?
Krzysztof Jotko vs. David Branch will be bumped up to the UFC 211 main card
>>75829364
*upboats you*
haha good comment my good sir!
thought you had the top comment boy AAAARRGGGHHHH
>>75828954
>Reminder
Shut up, faggot. You arent ArchiveGOD who literally LITERALLY knows everything stop acting so mighty and holy
>>75829472
im ok with this
>>75828957
spergop
adan
estonia
rory fan
spain sperg
ALL schaub posters
>>75829305
She's an ok lady
>>75829536
tfw i never make one of these lists of personalities
7th time Cejudo has dropped from a fight in his UFC career
>>75829628
Everyone knows youre a mentally ill pedophile, fag
>>75829340
you have to be a manlet that's mediocre at your profession
>>75829678
pretty sure its just you m8
>>75829700
make another calendar fruitcake
>>75829636
>in his UFC career
in his whole career, 7 times in UFC career would be ridiculous
one of these fights was moved up to the main card. you'll never guess which one
>>75829636
lol times for new picks lol
>That one poster who ignored every other fight and just entered Sergio as his official 211 UFC.com/heem pick is still going to get goofed
pathetic
>>75829750
branch used to fight in ufc, 2 division wsof champ
jotko has won 4 in a row and coming off a ko
winners are on the ppv
>>75829636
Literally more times than Jose Aldo
>>75828957
Most of the American posters. Only faggots here that give a fuck about /heem/ 'personalities' and forced memes.
new thread:
>>75829881
>>75829865
>piana off the gas
>>75829865
don't be jealous because ausfarts are completely irrel on heem (and in mma)
>>75827084
Amazing how much better some fat can make your face look.
>>75828310
Dana and the UFC are trying to Jew him.
>>75828495
Maia really should be WW champ by now.
>>75829750
FS1 main event pays better than 1st on main card.
Where can you get this signed posters? I see the main guys signing them all the time before the fights.