/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL - >YAKS EDITION

In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals pants guy

>yaks

>yaks

>>75807615
You better make an orange duck one. Stop making fun of the Yankees, or else.

>Yaketty Sax.

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>New York
>Yaks


>Go to post a picture and someone used it to make the new thread image

c:

>yaks
>>75807632
>yaks

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>>75807627

>yaks

>>75807632
>yaks

Be like Marquee Mark Reynolds

>>75807632
>yaks
Don't talk back

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FUCKING DELETE THE YAKS RIGHT NOW

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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>>75807627
Mariners!
Inb4 weird pony guy

>>75807656
>yaks

So has Matt Harvey hit rehab yet?

>rags

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1stros
Watch out, barves

>>75807656
>yaks

>yaks

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oh you mean goats?

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Firstros

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>>75807664
right here

>>75807679
>yaks

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*Cries

>>75807672
I want you to beat >my team's ass like a 10 dollar drum so I can get the number 1 pick.

>YAKS
>A
>K
>S

>>75807679
>yaks

>>75807681
No, the other weird pony guy

>>75807615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI

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Cop or nah?

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MARINEIGHS!

>>75807664
I'm not weird, desu

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so Matt Harvey is almost certainly an addict, right?

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>yaks
get ready

>>75807688
Please give the rundown on this.

>>75807710
do you blame him?

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Getting rekt by the >Rags aint a fun feeling, /mlb/. Good thing >we want the L's this season.

>>75807710
he's coming out lol

>>75807727
haha

>>75807720
I blame anyone and everyone for their own addictions, yes.

SO YOURE SAYING THAT MATT HARVEY ALSO DID... PILATES??? NO WAY!

D O N ' T
O
N
'
T

T A L K
A
L
K

B A C K
A
C
K

>rags
>cubes
>yaks

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>>75807723
It's ok, dadsbro. Y'all can still win the series. Also doesn't negate the embarrassment y'all gave em yesterday. You're doing fine.

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>Wanting orange ducks

Alright I guess

>>75807709
Of course not little buddy

the dark knight has a dark secret lol

Braun did nothing wrong

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>>75807760

>>75807774
oh lol

>Matt Pervy

GUYS THIS IS HUGE

MATT HARVEY DOES PILATES

JAKE ARRIETA IS NOT ALONE

WHOS NEXT? BUMSHIT?

>yaks
>sux
>orange ducks
>blow gays
>rasy
>whos
>injuns
>tiggers
>roylels
>t___s
>pathetics
>analslime
>lastros
>memeiners
>rags
>mest
>barves
>marlels
>lillies
>walgreens
>cusb
>methinals
>pierats
>broors
>resd
>jints
>sneks
>dads
>rookies
>doyers

>>75807710
He's gay

That dildo was his

my team is blacker than yours

>>75807795
Bumshit is too stupid to know how to do Pilates.

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Flag dogs

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>Y
>A
>K
>S

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Alternatively...

Anyone else?

>>75807808
gross

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>>75807801
>rags

TAKE OUT THE PAPERS AND THE TRASH

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>>75807719
>""""""Gets fucked up on Cinco de Mayo"""""
>"""""Golfs on Saturday"'''''''
>Supposed to be starting Sunday
>Doesn't show up on Saturday
>Mets send FBI to his house to interrogate him
>Suspend him Sunday
>Force him to take nude photos to blackmail him
>Make up fake story, try to use Noah's dildo as a distraction
>Send him to Broadway for acting lessons on crying and trying to look sad
>Bag on his head
>Drive him to Citi Field
>And action

Everyone on the Mets was in on it. This is supposed to distract us from Noah's injury to take the heat off of Sandy Alderson

Cespedes isn't injured. Cabrera's """""""wrist injury""""" not real. Remember when Familia """""""""""beat his wife"""""""""""? They knew he would get injured this is 4D chess in advanced.

THE YANKEES BIG WIN STREAK? FAKE AS FUCK they paid off the Cubs so ESPN would get distracted and redirect our attention.

Carmelo Anthony vs Phil Jackson? FAKE

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, AND STAY WOKE.

>rags

>>75807818
>gay ascot
fitting

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>freshly updared

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
giant black dildo/homosexual
>tfw no old/fat

>>75807801
Thought I saw an anon insisting the Dbacks were dbags and not sneks. Can we get a final ruling on that?

>>75807856
sneks is more meme

>>75807856
He's right, sneks is too endearing

>>75807801
detoilet is better t bh

>>75807856
I've always used sneks myself.

>>75807801
The preferred names keep changing and there are a lot of them for some teams. You're never going to limit people from using just one name.

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Fistros bout to whoop that >yak ass this week famalam

Where did all those Mets fans go?

>>75807874
tiggers overrides detoilet, but analslime overrides anglels

>>75807897
They all committed suicide.

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>>75807863

>>75807878
sneks is pretty new

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>>75807897

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>>75807897
right here boy

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>>75807897
BOO

>>75807897
They're on the DL.

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>>75807897
fuk u fagot

>>75807897
>Call out Mets fans last thread
>They pulled their Mets folders out of the recycle bin so they can LARP as mets fans again

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>tfw they just keep winning and winning, and sprinkle on some more winning

I can't wait to see the lastros get fucked in the ass after >we finish the resd off tonight

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>>75807932
>spiderfag

They're all yaks fans now.
>stinky new yorkers

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>>75807897
>>75807897

Mad at New York?

>>75807932
Why does he have a McDonalds M on his hat?

>>75807940
>yaks

>>75807929
KEK

>>75807710
I posted exactly this somewhere else and someone responded
>I worked in treatment programs for years and last year when his face got puffy and he got fat, my first thought was painkiller\opiate abuse... This kinda adds to that and honestly makes sense.

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>>75807897
h-here

Is Cody Belliger GOAT?

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>>75807932
>>75807945

Just stopped in to say:
>Cubes

>>75807954
>#winning

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>>75807940
>sabathia pitching
>hicks benched

the streak was fun while it lasted

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>>75807897
hello friend

>>75807966
Only if you like to drink piss.

>>75807966
Hes kinda shit mate

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>>75807968

FUCK THIS SHIT

NEW YORK SCUM POSTING IS THE WORST KIND OF CANCER

BRING BACK DG
BRING BACK TIKI
BRING BACK MOLESTER FOR FUCK SAKE

FUCK NEW YORK CANCER AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING THIS GENERAL

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>>75807897
Queens

>>75807968
Niceee

t. pissboi

>>75807975
Doesn't matter. Judge or Castro will just get hot again and the Yankees will score 10+ runs

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>>75807897
gamethreads always active desu

>>75807982
t. pissboi

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>>75807975

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>>75807982

>>75807913
>>75807922
>>75807932
>>75807947
>>75807964
>>75807977


>>75807918


So just the two of you?

>>75807982
Get fucked, pussy

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>>75807982
>>75807897
there is no need to be upset

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>>75807982
>BRING BACK MOLESTER FOR FUCK SAKE
Please don't say things you can't take back.

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>>75807897
we're probably more active right now than at any other point in the past year

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>>75807982
>>75807897
>Yaks

New York baseball has taken back control of /mlb/
Feels good senpaitachi

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>>75807897
1 game under .500

seemed impossible after 1-9 stretch

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>>75807982

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>>75808030
>>75807897
>>75807940
>>75807982
New York a GOAT. GOAT!

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>>75807982

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>>75807972

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>>75807982
>>75807897

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>>75807929

What if MLB expanded so large cities like NY and LA had 4 teams each like in the old days?

>>75807897
Why did this get this many (you)s? This is blatant (you) manipulation.

>>75807973
>can't even greentext the right way

>>75807929
Quality post

>>75807897
I'm right here and I never left

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>>75808070
here's a >(you) so you dont feel alone

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>CC starting
there's a free win for you reds

SF Giants vs NY Mets #2

7:10 PM ET | 4:10 PM PT

>>75808127
>>75808127
>>75808127

>>75808066
No city ever had 4 teams at the same time

The real LA has never even had 2

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So dodgers are >dogs

>>75808156
sabathia is going to fucking die tonight

Sabathia is going to be fat and drunk tonight

Pierats WS 2019
Screencap this

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fucking Hazel Mae is the worst interviewer ever holy shit, firing loaded questions to EE making him cry ;_;

Where the hell is Barry Davis? Is anyone taking care of him? Someone get him out of his shitty band and get back to work.

>>75808201
Not even in your wildest fantasy would that even approach a slight possibility.

>>75808173
I think it's dodgems but they're so irrelevent they never get posted about

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>>75808208
>davis

>>75808211
Why?

>>75808240
Because the Pie Rats will lose 360 games that season.

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>"Are you...are you emotional right now?"
>"Are those tears? Are those emotional tears?"
>"Tell me what you're feeling right now as you watch this video of you hitting that walk off bomb in the wild card gsme"
>"Do those tears mean you care about this city?"

SHUT UP HAZEL YOU MAKE ME MISS BARRY JUST SHUT UPPPPPP

will this thread get more than 10 posts
>>75808275
>>75808275
>>75808275

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>>75807982

phils mariners
>>75808315

>Justin Wilson will be closing for the Tigers until KRod overcomes his struggles

Just got my new era astros cap with the new logo, should I remove the sticker or nah

>>75808337
Yes and bend the brim.

>>75808337
Yes. And bend the brim.

Unless you like dicks in your ass

brehs think harvey go into some sloots sugar walls?

>out partying
>not getting it in
>shggy diggy

>>75808360
speak English faggot

>>75808368
My brethren, dost ye ponder if Mr. Matt Harvey had introduced himself into a lady of the night's genital cavity?

>Mark Melancon placed on DL with mild right pronator strain before today's game. Corresponding move will be made tomorrow.
>Mark Melancon placed on DL with mild right pronator strain before today's game. Corresponding move will be made tomorrow.
>Mark Melancon placed on DL with mild right pronator strain before today's game. Corresponding move will be made tomorrow.
>Mark Melancon placed on DL with mild right pronator strain before today's game. Corresponding move will be made tomorrow.
>Mark Melancon placed on DL with mild right pronator strain before today's game. Corresponding move will be made tomorrow.

>>75808395
boipussy, more likely.

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THANK YOU BASED BRAD

>>75808431
62 million American Dollars.

Wil Myers already has more career strikeouts than Tony Gwynn did.

>>75808457
He doesn't have as much cancer though.

>>75808450
okay, what does his face normally look like

Haha time for Orioles

No Nats/Os gamethread?
>son. I am dissappoint.

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>>75808463

>>75808431

Just shoot me now ;_;

Rest in piss San Flukesisco Giants.

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There are literally 4 hitters in this lineup that are batting under .200 and a utility player in CF

Os/Walgreens

>>75808509
>>75808509

>>75808507
>multiple championships
>fluke

What did he mean by this?

>>75808511
>the fact that the centerfielder can also play other positions is a bad thing

reactionimage.jpg

>>75808523
>Bumshit had a 7 run game during one of those runs
>not a fluke
What did he mean by this?

>>75808523

Sweeping the tiggers in the eries clearly don't count because of conditions he deems fair

>>75808545
Literally a bench player

>>75808431
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING

Kershaw has the single greatest postseason ERA with 2 runs of support and I can mathematically prove it to you. Don't fucking @ me if you won't agree with me, because I know you won't since you are all obsessed and only care bout hating the Dodgers rather than seeing the light and cheering them on. Just forget it.

>>75808337
Yeah
Then get it completely wet and wear it til it dries. It'll shrink to fit your head better and curve more naturally.

>>75808598

>multiple
>entries

>>75808598
CONDITIONS

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>>75808463
savage

Mattingly ejected again lol

Braun is innocent

lads should I watch >my team play tonight or start writing my final essays that are due thursday morning?

>>75808649
Every time I hear Mattingly's name I think of Homer at the Bat.

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>>75808573
money grubbing fucker

>>75808683
Red Sox vs Brewers game thread

>>75808671

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS, MATTINGLY

>>75808680
>cries about not having a closer

Yellich got ejected after his first at bat for something he said in the dugout. Mattingly then comes out of the dugout argue Yellich's ejection. Then he gets ejected.

lol Tim McCarver is blaming the stadium on being too quiet so the ump is able to hear the shit talk from the dugout.

>>75808714
>Barflins

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>>75808697
>gib closer nao, gotdammit.

>>75808714
Christian Yelich's Mom got it going on

>ubaldo jimenez still isn't dead

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>IBB
>first inning

https://youtu.be/-wkbkSxsMdE

>>75808781
He's not a Met yet.

>>75808804
Bring back AstroTurf fields.

>>75808818
Astroturf is an abomination.

>>75808680
>The irony of having Jayson Werth, Daniel Murphy, and Max Scherzer and complaining about people leaving for money

>>75808833
When I was in high school, we played at a school that had an AstroTurf field--outside--in Houston.
That was the hottest game I've ever played. It was like playing in a tar pit.

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Who's ready to see the cubes BTFO twice in one day?

GINTS GETTING NO HIT THROUGH 2

>>75808889
>off by 1

rip pebbles

>>75808889
Me, me! I lived in the same dorm as Kyle Freeland, it's always a laugh whenever I see him on the mound.
Little known fact: he was the chair racing champ of our floor

>>75808866
Werth was expensive, but long term a good deal for the Nats, proving to other players that they were serious about winning. Scherzer was a shit ton of money, but he won the CY Young last year. He's thrown 2 no hitters, and has a 20 strike out game. He's been healthy and reliably, consistently great for them. Murphy was a steal at 38 mil for 3 years.

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>Kruk spent the entire inning ranting about the """Sacrifice""" bunt

>>75808926

So are the Mariners and Orioles. Gonna be a lot of history made tonight.

>>75807840
I'll say schleep not bro thanks very much

>We call it the Buster Posey rule because he got absolutely BTFO
>We don't call it the Reuben Tejada rule despite him being absolutely BTFO

>>75809098
>Reuben Tejada

who?

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>>75808962
>Kyle Freeland
His first game (the home opener) this year was fucking fire.

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>>75809111

The reds just hit 6 singles in a row

I want a player with Milton Bradley's temperament, but Mike Trout's talent

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>you now remember that time Bobby Valentine "accidentally" called Buster Posey "Buster Pussy" on a national television interview
I had the clip saved on my YouTube favorites but it got deleted

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>>75809169

>>75809151

>yaks

>>75809211
I said "talent."

>>75809169
Harper I suppose. Unironically the closest thing you have.

>>75809224
>le Epic Bryce Harper isn't good meme
Are these the same idiots who post unironically ironic Steve Pearce memes? Haven't you got better shit to do?

>yaks

>>75809224
Harper has a higher ceiling and will win more MVPs than Mick Fish will. .

Tradition indeed. No wonder they're all skinheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mmISldi060

>bombston

>>75809402
>>75809402

ATLANTA @ HOUSTON

>>75809402
>>75809402

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Why is this man employed to be on television and talk about baseball in 2017?

The only thing he can ever say is:

>muh giants
>muh championship pedigree
>they have what it takes
>you can't rule them out
>their pitching is strong
>championship lineup
Literally a 300% WP dating back a full 12 months lol why the fuck does he have to add to a conversation?

I was told Boston had an ace pitching staff

>>75809537
doesn't work when thames is cheating

>>75809537
I heard the same thing about the Mets. Someone lied to me on the interwebs.

>>75809577

How does one player drive in 5 runs

>>75809602
grand slam and a solo shot?

>>75809622

In the 1st inning?

>>75809598

I bet it was that slut Ms. Met

>>75809629
Korean steroided pilates knows no bounds.

The Mets lead the league in crybabies.
>harvey and flores
>fans
Crybabies all.

>>75809741
Angry Gints fan detected. You don't see us Dodger fans complaining about the Mets.

>>75809771

Actually I see that all the time

>>75809800
DG isn't a Dodgers fan.

>>75809810
DG doesn't post here period.

>>75809849
t.DG

>>75809905
Too bad he couldn't hit mouth cancer.

>>75807982
It only took us a sweep of the Cubes and now the New York Yaks are on top

>>75809905
pretty fucking impressive desu senpai

>>75809998
MARINERS!

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>>75810017
MARINERS!

>>75809098
>We call it the Buster Posey rule because he got absolutely BTFO
3 years before the rule was even instituted

>>75810046
>>75810004
whats going on with these filenames?

>take girlfriend to baseball game hoping to force her into marrying you because there's no way she'll embarrass you with a huge public proposal
>she says no
>f-fuck her anyway at least I got baseball
>security decides she must have said no because you're a racist, escorts you from stadium and tells you you're banned forever
Such is life when you use the DH

I think old/fat is finished

>>75810215
No movement on that 2-seam fastball, no wonder he's getting crushed.

>nats

Over/under on how many runs the Rockies score tonight?
I say 7.5

>>75810302
Over. They are hanging half a hundred on them.

>>75810302
Hendricks pitching? 5 ER in 3 IP. Bullpen give up another 5. Just and even 10

>be like mark

Over/Under number of dingers given up by Lacking?

>>75810501
What does a dog with a harelip say?
Mark. Mark. Mark.

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>>75810302
Give me that over.

Is "Thames" pronounced the way it's spelled, or like the river in London (like "Tames")?

>>75810573
They've been saying Tay mzz

>>75810343
b-but muh next coming of maddux

>>75810573
It's pronounced 테임즈

>>75810573
It's pronounced "tuh-huh-miss"

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>>75810613
That's always been Greinke. Since he was 18 they'd been calling him Maddux. The suddenly Hendricks came along with 160 IP lol

>>75810573
Not not like that
>Thh-ayy-mess

>>75810720
If Greinke is the next Maddux, where's his ring? All the best pitchers and only the best pitchers have rings.

>>75810573
Also you're totally wrong about the uk pronunciation, that's tems

Fucking finally the Marlins bats awaken

I hope Brett Cecil dies of aids.

>>75810644
Close, you typed "Teimjeu"

>>75810842
how do you get tems out of thames?
glad i speak american desu

>>75810878
I hope Brett Cecil gets a five year 100 million dollar extension just so you suffer.

>>75810814
epic, you're really fitting in. Be sure to contribute to the kershaw general that's coming up at 7:15pm Pacific Standard time

>>75810878
he's my go to lefty in THE SHOW desu
>dat knuckle curve BTFO hitters

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>>75810878
do NOT bully brett

>>75810878
wow, rude

>>75810988
He's a worthless faggot.

>muh lefty specialist

Left handed hitters are 10-23 against him. Shit, we could have just re-signed Randy Choate and save 5 mil a year.

>>75810884
I know, That's how they wrote his name in the KBO though

>Methshitnals.

>ubaldo

>>75811093
not "Teimsu?"

Oh Korea wtf are you doing

Shades of Availability

>>75811083
cease and desist with this harassment

resd fighting the good fight tonight

>LEAVING HIM IN AT 100 PITCHES

buck truck crashed and burning

Bagwell was in the booth last inning and he sounded like an autist desu

>ozuna

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Take time to remember Alex Rios vs. The People of Canada

>signs a 7 year, 70 mil deal
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt9hRCthV8E
>released after 2 years
>picked up by kenny williams
>some unremarkable shit
>signed by royals
>2015 batted .370 in ALCS won a world series

>Marlins bullpen about to blow another lead

Oh brother

>letting the opposing pitcher get an RBI off of you
>letting the opposing pitcher come all the way around the bases to score

>>75811440
I thought you were supposed to have an elite bullpen to prop up your shit rotation

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Really makes me think.

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>>75807897
Reporting in

>>75811669
Makes you think what? That two teams that were in the WC game last year both suck ass now?

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>>75811338
TAKE THAT BACK

>>75811440
Takes one inning to blow a 5-1 lead

Worst bullpen in the minors

>>75811629
Yeah fuck Loria.he cant leave soon enough

>marlins

>>75811746
yes

Delete this fucking new meme, or else

>>75811913
>yaks

>>75811913
>Yaks