Nationals vs. Orioles GAME THREAD

>hopper tried to bunt

>>75808509
First for magic

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>>75808509
We can't lose again...

>>75808538
He's getting ahead of himself. Can't Walk Off Bunt in the first inning as a visiting team. i mean shit.

Scherzer's the reason we're going to end up with pitch timers

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Nats fan checking in

>>75808575
Hey Baby.

MURPH!!!!!!!!
He grew the beard back and the power returns.
>hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Start the fire sale

desu giving the soloshot is probably better for Ubaldo than walking him to set up a big inning

>>75808599
ugliest mascot in the fucking league.

>>75808693
>dbags

>>75808693

Teddy would be a better mascot

I went to the game last night in Balt. Cheaper than Nats Park and closer for me. Row 19 right behind home plate. 72$ Those tix are 250$ + in DC. Plus beers were cheaper too.
>baltipoor.

>>75808702
This. desu.

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I already like this game better than yesterday's.

The fact that ubaldo can even get near the strikezone with his pitching motion amazes me

>>75808599
>not making your mascot George Washington

>failing to steal on Ubaldo
ahahahahah

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>walgreens baserunning

>>75808927
Our bird can kick your bird's ass.

Bordick is on to you, Manfred

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*stares you down*

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Excited to see my first perfect game

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Best pitcher in the division

>>75809101
I mean no hitter

Thanks Seth smith

>>75809101
there was a leadoff walk you dipshit

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>>75809023
say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>75809101
Are you lying down while you watch it?

>>75809101
I was at Jordon Zimmerman's no hitter in DC. When Souza JR made the diving catch for the last out, the whole stadium exploded.

>>75809144
Eagle vs Oriole
>black and orange feathers errywhere.

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Actually kinda hard one today

>douche detailing in Manny's hair

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Max has some serious shit tonight.

Seriously ban pitchers this slow I'm falling asleep

>>75809956
>can't appreciate a dominating pitching performance.
Isn't there a scoreless tie "football" match you should be watching?

>>75810010
It's not dominating when you need 10 minutes to strike out JJ Hardy

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reminder that Bob & F.P. >>> Whoever the Oriole's guys are

>>75810113
It's true.
>jim palmer, the ego that ate Baltimore.

>>75810030
Max is tenacious.

Damn.

THANK YOU DAD

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FUCK

A little Manny Mini Chimp Out there.

>ITS A I HAVE 3 NATS ON MY FANTASY TEAM AND UBALDO JIMINEZNSZFJXZFC GOES 8 INNINGS OF 2 HIT BALL

FUCK
OFF

>the shift

K K K K K K K K K K

Holding in a poop until this inning is over
Dont make me shit angry Max

>>75810700
poop serenely my friend.

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>>75810700
Poop in peace, my friend.

only because JJ is slow as ever loving shit

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that was too close

>>75810765
The inning or the poop?

Ok...pull Ubaldo now.

Don't let him turn this into a disaster with the bases loaded and 1 out.

LISTEN TO ME. Pull his ass.

Jimenez Jimenezing
It's about fucking time.

got im

Fug

Jesus Buck. you fucked up this game.

Lind just made up for his shitty baserunning.

GOOD JOB BUCK

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Fuck's sake Buck

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thank you lord

Nats out dingering Dingermore.

>>75811202
But didn't we hit like 5 last night

>>75811250
Ancient history.

I'm pissed that he's bringing in Givens anyway

C'mon Dusty. Pull him now.

Sure why not

Scherzer's too tired to finish this, but the bullpen is so untrustworthy
this is a sticky situation

>>75811438
Manny does only have one hit off of him ever

Heisey!!!!!!!!
>this game.....fuck.
Miley vs Strasburg tomorrow. I'll never make it.

what a play

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>who's closing?

The resurrected corpse of Ryan Zimmerman strikes again.

so close to a ZimZam

Jesus, Romero. Throw a fucking strike.

Should have been Strasburg

No slide? you fucking moron.

lmao hopper

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>101

And then it got weird again.
Can't these two teams just play a normal 9th?

if davis had fucking slid this would be a time game.

>>75812044
Hardy up so nats win

jesus fucking christ

Hahahahah

>Nasts

>>75812065
bhahaahahahaha

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

JUST

LETTING JJ FUCKING HARDY HAVE A HIT

FREE BASEBALL

Oh well. Free baseball.

THANKS FOR BLOWING A FUCKING SCHERZER WIN FOR MY FANTASY TEAM YOU FUCKING SPIC FUCK

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how can you even fix something as pathetic as the Nats bullpen

lmao nats crying between innings

This game is worth it now

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>>75812200
I feel her pain.

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>Verrett

COME ON WERTH

PLEASE

>>75812412
>putting your faith in the hands of Jayson Werthless

>>75812437
Maybe Harper won't let me down. Werth is still my boy though

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>>75812484
>intentional walk
I spoke too soon

Goddamn this feels like game 7 of the WS

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Your Orioles MVP

>>75812547
Assblasted Natshitnals fan detected.

>Murphy actually ejected
wew

>>75812521
I know. Not sure why. This games means nothing in the greater scheme of things.

>>75812649
>interleague game between two of the best franchises in the MLB
It means nothing but it's interesting as fuck to watch

Fat Albers sighting

>>75812787
Agreed. Nerve racking though.

>pinch-runner subbing for Seth Smith
What a hack

>>75812793
young/fat

why bunt

why

>would you bunt?
>no bunting is stupid
>jones bunts
lol

>>75812793
Is baseball popular in Bongland? I realize that soccer is the main sportover there, but do you know a lot of people who watch American baseball?

>>75812953
Not recognizing Bong OsBro

>>75812953
Not at all, NFL is quite a bit and NBA a little bit but everything else has sod all presence.

It's on tv but it's just national tv games

MAGIC overturn

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>tfw work called to let me know I don't have to come in and now I get to stay and watch the Nats blow it
yaaay

I almost want the Os to win this game if only to make all the Yankees fans shut the fuck up till tomorrow.

STOP SUBBING CLOSERS

STOP IT

25 NL East teams from Washington you wouldn't believe are professional

I was AMAZED at Number #WSN!

>>75813114
Just >yaks post

Somebody be a bro and screenshot Albers mug from the MASN stream

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>>75813213
already done it

literally watched 3 pitches down the middle

>>75813223
Bless

>>75813223

How the fuck is someone who looks like that a major league pitcher?

>>75813224
There's some at bats where it seems like he just decides that he won't swing at all before the first pitch is thrown
>>75813256
tbf all he has to do is stand there and throw no more than about 20 pitches

>>75813256
NL doesn't have a designated bat rule, so it's even more unfortunate that he has to run bases

Okay. Turner can go long if need be
>dat 4 inning save.

Dammit Trumbo, looks like 15+ inning game

Somebody get Wilmer Difo a new mitt.

>>75813367
It's a race now between nats using all of their relievers and buck leaving one young reliever in for too long

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Better win this shit Washington

>>75813479

>yaks

>>75813479
Go away. No one wants you here. You smell like stale hobo piss.
>yaks

>yfw ryan flaherty hits a walkoff

come on walk off walk again

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>this ump

Yeah lets burn through the bench too Buck

The AL East is sending 3 teams to the playoffs again, easily the toughest division of the past 20 years

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>>75813665

>>75813825
No. no it is not.

>>75813825
>yaks will fade

JJ is so slow lol

Based Harpers arm

Wieters your breaking my heart.

Dammit Hardy, you are not Wheels

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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord.

YEAH LETS NOT USE A PINCH RUNNER FOR FUCKING HARDY

>>75813947
Some guy called Kim is the only bench player left

I don't think he's ever played but I've heard he's not fast

>>75813947
we've already pinch run for schoop. we can't pinch run for anyone else in the infield.

If the Nats had a decent bullpen, they'd have 28 wins.

>>75813223
how is this fat fuck still in the majors?

>>75814042
Nats are desperate

CALEB IS A GOD

>>75814042
He has an 0.77 ERA. He's our best reliever.

Who's still in the pen
Do we dare put O'Day in

TOOTBLAN again

>walgreens baserunning

Can't anyone on this team not be a retard on the basepath?

oh god the base running gave me flashbacks from yesterday

The Washington TOOTBLANs

2nd night in a row where horrible baserunning is killing us late

Verrett has worked 3 innings on 33 pitches. I say get someone up but leave him in.

>>75814216
O'Day, Brach, Hart and Asher are all that's left.

>you are now aware that "National" is an anagram of "TOOTBLAN"

>>75814325
Can't wait for glorious Chris Davis return to the mound.

Let's see if the heart of the Orioles' order blows it with RISP again.

When Kelley and Glover return, our bullpen might stand a chance

>>75814423
They're going to have to trade prospects at the deadline.

Based Manny

okay then

Manny's arm looks like a Chipotle bag

SQUEEZE TIME

PLEASE, BUCK

DO IT

TRUMBO!

Mark please get it out of the infield

hey we won.
that is nice.
very nice.
i enjoyed that.

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>in play, Run(s)

gg

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FUCK

>The Nats are considered a good team in the Ninny League

lol.

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what else is new with this team
gg O's

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>meh
GG OsBros. Let's do it again tomorrow. Maybe my butthurt will have subsided by then.

>>75814608
are you a senior citizen?

Chris Davis probably would have hit into a dp as well

>the flaming shitheap that is the Rats bullpen

>>75814637
This.
Mark at least has shown to hit down the line when he needs to......15% percent of the time.
Davis would have GIDPed or watched the third strike come down the middle

>>75814673
Trumbo always scores when there's a runner on third and less than two outs

Meanwhile Davis was useless all day long

Weirdly that all worked out to plan for buck since the bullpen didn't even get used outside of the LR and Givens

Get fucked Walgreens. Fuck your city too

>>75814709
sounds like an inferiority complex
here's a tip, both Bmore and DC are shit

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>Miley in the NL episode tomorrow

Holding onto the cup yet another year

How are the Nats thought to be so good when they make such basic baserunning mistakes? How do you even make it to the MLB without getting that shit beaten out of you?

Man it feels good to have a team that plays good, solid baseball.

>>75814637
I thought so as well.

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>>75814773
>mfw Wade Miley home run

Can somebody just kill Mike Bordick already? If I have to listen to him talking about how well Manny pulled his hands inside the ball one more time, I'm gonna go postal.

at this point I would just put in a pitching machine for the nats when the 8th inning rolls around

>>75814969
this

>>75814709
>DC
>city
Actually it's a district

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>Scherzer is GOAT
>Can't beat Ubaldo

hahahaha THIS ORIOLES TEAM IS GOAT
SETH SMITH IS A DEMI-GOD.
MARK TRUMBO IS MY FATHER