/hoc/

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Your 2017 Norris and Conn Smythe winner

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>LE PADQVIST

>>75747349
>HOW HE KING WITH NO RING

Nice grammer, moron

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Say you're sorry

So... did the good guys win?

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>rags

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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS V>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

>>75747349
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

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>>75747375
get fucked maple pajeet

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>>75747349
>rag5

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Islanders desu

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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS V>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

>>75747408
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>75747358
no because team is the current roster while franchise is the complete history

Oilers have no chance because it's clearly rigged, so Go Sens!!

>Oilels getting BTFO
>rags getting BTFO
It's been a great weekend

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>>75747349

>>75747436
Relocation when?

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>>75747436
truly the patrician new york state hockey team

>>75747409
Nice grammer you fucking mong

>>75747474
>the only American team with a dynasty
>ever relocationg

im a kings fan is it to soon to >rags post?

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>>75747476
>YES
YES
>YES
YES
>YES

>the city of king no ring

>>75747489
>kongs
>rags

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>>75747481
get fucked maple tard

>>75747489
your ip has been forwarded to la migra

>despise both these teams
>one of them makes the ecf
fuck this shit

>>75747474
The Wilpons are bringing them to Willets Point now that the chop shops are gonzo

>>75747514
The correct phrase would be "How is he king with no ring" you retarded nigger

>canacuck education

>>75747536
me every year desu

Who wins the cup first, rags or a Candian team?

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>>75747555
nice trips at least

>>75747575
Rags
We deserved to win today

>>75747375
what is memeing you stupid fuck, get out of this country

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Predators beat the Senators in 6 for da owl

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>>75747550
>this new
lurk more and get fucked maple manlet

Official good guys bad guys update
Good Guys:
Sens
Oilers
Blues
Preds

Bad Guys
Pens
Ducks
>rags
Caps

>>75747591
>we

>>75747611
blose are the only good guys left 2bh

>>75747591
It was 2-0 , it was 3-2, it was 4-3.
You had literally 3 chances to win a choked all of them

This is just disgusting.

Is there a luckier team than the fucking Sens? They're pure garbage.

Not only did the benefit greatly from being a 6 seed by playing the 6th and 5th seed teams (whereas Penguins have to face the 3rd and 1st place teams) - but all their goddamn goals are flukes. Bunch of powerplay OT goals, fluke bounces, waived off goals against them in OT.

That team is pure garbage.

>>75747611
>muh bad/good guys meme
kys

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>>75747610
>>75747596
>gets called out for poor grammer
>i-i'm j-just memeing xD

Go back to school, retard

Rank the series so far
Snes - >rags
Oilers - Ducks

POWER GAP

Pens - Caps

POWER GAP

Preds - Blues

>>75747611
>Oilers
>god guys
lel

>>75747661
t. rag

>>75747661
>rags

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>>75747661
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS V>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

>>75747611
Good guys from best down
>Preds
>sens
>ducks
>blues
>caps
Bad guys from worst
Pens
Oilels

>>75747690
We're still winning the series so get your >rags posting in while you can

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I don't even watch this sport but
>rags

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>tfw the snes are actually making it to the conference finals

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>>75747670
what did you mean by this?

>>75747717
>we

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>>75747670
>grammer

Imagine thinking Erik Karlsson isn't the best defense man in the NHL.

>Oilers
>good guys

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>>75747707
>tfw everyone hates us

>>75747707
Good guys from best to good
>preds
>sens
Nuetral guys from general good to general bad
>blues
>ducks
>caps
Bad guys
>oilers
>pens

>>75747777
quads confirm

So what is /hoc/ up to on Caps Elimination Day?

>>75747777
>rags not even listed
quads confirm perfect list

>>75747777
what a waste of quads with your terrible opinions

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>yfw Preds - Sens final

>>75747797
Still stroking myself to this >>75747792

>>75747768
No shit you bastards literally spent years of shitty irrelevance to farm and ruin number 1 picks. Then you finally get a semi decent team with 0 exp and expect to just win da cup. Go die in a fire

>>75747777
what a fucking shitty opinion
not even an oilers/pens fan, but kys

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>>75747815
truly the comfiest possible final, everyone is a winner

>>75747611
>Oilers

what did he mean by this?

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>>75747777
>>75747707

Good shit. I would nt call the oilels "bad" guys though, it's just better fort the memes if they lose

caps fan reporting in.

do I start drinking now or wait until they give up a breakaway goal because orpik can't skate?

also,

>>75747797
caps in 7

>>75747815
Dueling banjos series

>>75747832
That's a cute gif

>>75747818
>farm
>exp
go back to warcraft you tubby nigger, this general is for people who can skate

>>75747803
I only listed teams that are still in the playoffs :^)

WHO READY FOR OVI'S ELIMINATED FACE.
SOMEONE POST LAST YEAR PLS

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Islanders will win the cup next year

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>not even seven o'clock
>already hammered
fuck lads

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>we
will be out soon. because apparently we are the bad guys.
Don't worry. The league won the last two games for the ducks.
They'll win the next
I've already accepted it.
So I'm cheering for the sens now

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>>75747862
who will the conn smythe, tavares, greiss, or honky?

>>75747804
>rags

>>75747815
>Yfw mike fisher now has a rivalry with himself
>Yfw underwood may wear a cross of both his jerseys
>Tfw the sens and preds will have a great possible final


I'd love to see that final. Another Canadian team against a Deep South team.

>>75747661
someone post the final Turris goal

>>75747865
And then theres this shit. You fucking cock suckers are choking because its your first time in the playoffs but you wanna blame the refs for losing multiple goal leads. I hope the oilers plane crashes into their stadium

>>75747863
if you can type out a coherent post youre not hammered enough

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>rags
>lundshit

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>>75747892
Tavares

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>>75747474
Relocation to Belmont where we get a glorious new stadium and a place to put the car

>>75747682
Almost completely wrong.
Embarrassing.

Pens - Caps

Preds - Blues

Oilers - Ducks

Sens - Rags

Fuck off

>>75747732
>>75747752
Thanks for the (You)s you fucking mongs

man it never used to be this easy to get (You)s in /hoc/ but the playoffs have brought some huge fucking retards here

>>75747892
Depends on the season, but Tavares. He should have gotten the art Ross a few years back, but fucking benn won it

>>75747910
why would you wish them to crash into commonwealth?
It's called an ARENA
an ARENA
dipshit

The series in actuality is 3-1
Go snes because there's no chance to win due to rigging

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>>75747797

Ironing my Kessel jersey and getting the tendies ready

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>>75747927
based JT. here's hoping ho-sang reaches elite status next year, and both barzal and pulock break out.

>>75747682
>>75747947
Oilers - Ducks

Preds - Blues

Pens - Caps

Sens - Rags

>>75747853
>
the average american is better at hockey than the typical canadian

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>>75747954
>stooping that low for (You)s
I pity you

Oilers fans have really made me hate their franchise, I actually felt bad for them before the playoffs started

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>>75747954
>i-i-i was just PRETENDING to be retarded!

every time

>>75747815
EK VS PK

would be fun

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>>75747998
its why everyone in canada kept kicking them while they were down. shit team, shit town, shit fans.

>>75747815
>bettman sweating.jpg

Bettman would never allow two small markets in a final

>>75747993
nice meme

Sens 3-2 Rags
Pens 3-1 Caps
Preds 3-2 Blues
Ducks 3-2 Coils

Which teams will cIinch 3rd round? Which teams will choke their 3 win advantage?

>>75747980
If we get a defenseman this year, it's good. Pulock is a good fit for a rookie, and I think beauvilliar will break out

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>>75747918

>>75747996
and i pity you for not realizing 'grammer' was obvious b8

been here for a couple days staying with family in windsor and i'm astonished at how fucking retarded canacucks are, not just on here, in real life they are even worse. Fucking awful drivers too

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who's ready for Lehkonen's own Kucherov-like breakout year next season?

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Does this guy ever smile?

>>75747998
>having sympathy for anything related in any way shape or form to the city of edmonton

there's a flaw in your logic m8

>>75747998
I actually dont hate Canadian team for being Canadian.

Its just their fans that are unbearable. Therefore I end up hating pretty much every Canadian team without them ever really doing anything wrong other than existing in Canada.

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>lundqvist chokes in OT again

>>75748032
niceme.me

would karlsson and burns be 100 point scorers if they were forwards instead?

>those regular season banners
Is there a more pathetic team than the caps?

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>>75747998
>basing your opinion on a franchise because of 4chan
wow.
Go outside.

>>75748058
>Windsor
Now I really pity you for having to stay in that shithole
I hope some niggers day tripping from Detroit shoot your ass

whats up with all this >islels posting?

>>75748047
beauvillier was playing great down the stretch, he just needs to get a solidified spot instead of being plugged in randomly up and down the lineup, though that was mostly with cappy.

pulock should help the PP, isles haven't had great dman on the PP since visnovsky left.

>>75748031
Ducks vs sens rematch 10 years later

>>75748100
We get to laugh at the rags as their farm team is total shite and we have a better future then them

Plus >Rags

>>75747998
>Coilers fans are now unironically telling other fans to have fun on the golf course
>after 11 years of no playoffs

Yeah they deserve what theyre getting desu

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>>75748058
>harps on grammar
>"b-but MY misspelling was just bait!"

you are a gift that keeps on giving, kind of like herpes

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who /bandwagoningtheSNES/ here?
We're done, so what's the point?

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>>75748039
>tfw its the ducks....again

>>75748076
>Burns
>Not already a forward

Pick one and only one.

/Canada's teams/ ranking

1. Habs
2. Pantsoilers
3. Snes
4. Flim flams
5. Winterpeg
6. Cantpucks
7. Loafs

>>75748108
It's pretty much this, but I know they'll improve. Weight is a much better coach then capuano, and I like the way how the ho sang and beauvilliar line is.

The problem is the home crowd. Barclays is a fucking desert compared to prudential center and it doesn't have many seats.

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>>75748117
>>75748108
>>75747980
>>75747931
>>75747927
>>75747862

GETTING READY FOR NEXT SEASON BOYS

>>75748171
1. snes
everything else is >rags tier

>>75748098
All of Canada is a fucking shithole, this isn't my first time here, been to BC and alberta too, it's a third world country

>>75748171
Are we talking in terms of success or just likability

>>75748171
Nah Jets are the good guys of canada
nobody likes the frogs except Shitbec and my gf's fag brother

>>75748171
>hasb on top
>Cantpucks not dead last
>Sens not first

Shit list desu

>>75748171
>oilers anywhere other than dead last

incognito oilersfag DETECTED

Coilers fan here. Who will the ducks face? Blues or Preds?
I say Blues

>>75748195
Authenticity of Canadianness
I don't know exactly how to explain it but the leafs are very very low on this ranking whereas the Habs are their own cultural icon here

>>75748171
>Coilers 2nd

hello coilers fan

you stupid retarded mother fucker

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>>75748148
yes it was obvious b8 and you were retarded enough to fall for it

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>>75748184
>Mfw I get to see the car again at Barclays
>Mfw they actually have a good coach now

We need memes to fuel this team. Is Anders lee the most underrated forward in the NHL? Or is it someone else?

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>>75748062
/ourguy/ does smile

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>>75748171

>>75748171
>not ranking laffs first
Oh baby what is you doing

>>75748211
Preds
>anaheim still has to avoid a game 7

>>75748062
>>75748249
Why does he look so Asian?

>>75748252
Toronto isn't Canada.

>>75748249
>Tfw the sleazy spy keeps falling into your traps.

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>>75748242
52 pts 34 goals 18 Ass
151st pick

Underrated as fuck desu

>>75748171
>Leafs last
Kek stay triggered prairie nig

>>75748254
They've won two games that they shouldn't have. they'll win another

>>75748172
barclays is obviously a problem but it sounds like a solution is on the horizon in belmont, which is great news. isles can put up with it for a little while more. i also like weight more than cappy, they just need to get a new PP coach. the players really seem to respect and respond to weight which is great to see.

>>75748184
beautiful stuff lad. i want to get a new isles jersey myself, only have JT's rookie one

>>75748265
>living outside of ontario
kek
redneck life must be hard

>>75748264
he's quebecois, so he's metis

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>75748242
we got a meme that literally runs on fuel
>you now remember the isles had more cars in their arena than the panthers had fans in theirs

>>75748192
just up getting some free healthcare, you obese nigger?

https://streamable.com/umqjr

>>75748322
>not covering your ding dong with a sock
typical degenerate

>>75748278
I'd say skinner, but he has a pretty good year, but nobody expected lee to breakout like this.


>>75748292
I'll miss Barclays though, but thankfully it's not forever. At least prohkerov or whatever he is knows we don't make cash for him. It's like Barclays is so shit that it's an experience to go there

>>75748316
Barclays should sell tickets to sit in Honky during games
>getting a stealth handy from your girl while watching world-class hockei
Comfy

Back from the pub, ready to see the Capitals forcing a game 6

>>75748215
>>75748265
Nearly half of English Canada lives in Southern Ontario.

Don't let your bootydevastation about the Leafs get in the way of facts.

>>75748322
that could totally evolve into a beautiful thing. Is she hot?

>>75748355

I was going to argue this point then I remembered nearly half of Vanpooper speaks Mandarin

>>75748325
Obese and living in paradise >>> shitty little canacuck living in a third world country

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>>75748303
>being surrounded by muslims is non redneck
Kill yourself
The rest of Canada Hates you. We're sick of TORONTON TORONTO TORONTO
>>75748325
It's not free, you useless tit. Get a job.
We're paying for your useless ass.

>>75748376

kek

>>75748349
They do. You can sit on the car, but not in it

>>75748288
>shouldnt have
Stop trying to justify your shitty teams inability to hold a lead

non-GTA Ontario is literally the GOAT place to live in the whole world

Ottawa valley in particular is comfy af

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>>75748349
>tfw you honk the horn when the opposing team is on breakaway while getting a handy
comfy as fuck. barclays definitely should embrace ultimate meme status like that

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>tfw no hockey bromance

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>>75748192

>>75747349
Eat a dick

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>horse racing on the american hockey feed
what the fuck

>>75748397
Rural Ontario is the best place on earth as long as you stay away from the injuns.

>>75748392
would you rather I said "shouldn't of" to appease your retardation?

>>75748380
k
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercer_Quality_of_Living_Survey

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>>75748192

>tfw your murder rate is on par with the Caribbean

>>75748353
Caps are literally shook Crosby is even skating right now

Dubs confirm fleury shutout tonight

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>>75748383
Know your place. Toronto is numba one.

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I've collected a number of jerseys over the years
Which one(s) should I burn?

If the tragically hip didn't write a song about a former player on your team don't comment about "Canadianness"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t8W4X8Obo

>>75747349
>>75747918
>>75747996
>>75748055
>>75748330
>>75747374
>>75748072


why do you guys bully him so much? what did he do to deserve this?

>>75748436
Cant wait till the ducks comeback from 4-0 to win game 6 5-4 in OT and you faggots get what you desrve

>>75748454
Give me the laffs jerseys pls
>>75748462
based hip

>>75748453
>60% foreigners
>"Canadian"
fuck off pajeet

>>75748454
all of those except the national team jersey desu

shit taste lad, sorry

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>>75748440
amerifat bleeeeeeoooown the fuck out
only us city in the top 5 is a faggot haven
kek
KEK

Is Mario Lemieux the best player ever?

>>75748383
I make six figures, and the guy i was talking to wasnt from canada.
You inbred fuck.

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>>75748413
>one little part of glorious america torn down after a natural disaster
>quickly built backup
>comparable to the vast teeming swathes of third world garbage that comprise Canada
KEK

>>75748462
nobody gives two shits about the tragically hip outside of ontario

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>>75748192

>tfw worse demographics than South Africa

Are CBC pre-game intros #KINO?

>Ovi does the best be can
>coach says it's not good enough, he has to "wake up" and play even better
>2 minute pre-game montage
>"I'm only human"

It's #KINO, isn't it?

>>75748506
No, Peter Worrell is.

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>>75748466
Lemieux dubs confirm.
Wanna know what happened last time I made a prediction with a get?
>

>>75748454
all of them please
Any edmonbros here?
How is checkers pizza?
>jays game
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

>>75748506
nope, it's gretzky.

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>>75748522

>Natural disaster

Is that what you call chimpouts now?

>>75748491
nice meme friendo :^)
I'm as white as the snow

>>75748440
>Libcuck survey
>meaningful

Kek stay mad maple nig

>>75748450
>niggers dying
I give a fuck why exactly? And some of your ""cities"" are awful too in murder rate

>>75748546
>Gretzky
Look at this casual

Is hoc the comfiest general on espee?

>>75748554
this is some of the weakest b8, its probably the grammer guy trying to save face

>>75748506
It's Gretzky and people should stop trying to be a hipster about it just so they can appear more knowledgeable about hockey than the average person.

Lemieux is definitely in top 3-5 though, especially given his cup performance in 92 when he was battling cancer and averaged over a goal per game

>>75748525
They sold out all their concerts but sure thing prairie nigger. Them and Rush are the only good Canadian rock bands. Both from Ontario.

>>75748192
BC is the most comfy state or province by a mile

>>75748506
>Not even the best player of his generation

>>75748592
>They sold out all their concerts
who doesn't want to see the spectacle of a dying man singing? was more circus and performance art than it was music

Am I the only oilers fan that's happy just to make the playoffs? For years I wished just for a first round sweep loss.

game bread where

>>75748575
only when people aren't intposting and retards from the west are asleep

>>75748605
no, we should be winning the fucking cup this year

>>75748614

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>75746329

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>>75748594
>BC
>comfy

>Crosby confirmed ready for tonight

WEW
E
W

>>75748551

>Regina murder rate is the worst in Canada at 3.3 per 100,000
>There are 68 cities in the US with worse murder rates

>>75748623
>only when people aren't intposting
iihf tournies bring about the comfiest versions of /hoc/ by far

>>75748542
Please tell us, oh emissary of Kek's will

>>75748625
Too far. They wouldn't have made it to there regardless. Too young, inexperienced, and mcdavid is still growing as a player. You need to lose in order to gain experience

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>>75748634
>t-those pictures of detroit and baltimore don't count but this does!

autism

>>75748605
Yes every other oilels fan is a faggot who thinks they Should get a free pass to the cup
>>75748651
That pic was posted in the second intermission of last nights game when the ducks were down 3-0

>>75748649
excluding games, or a few days before/after

>>75748602
I'll give you one thing, it's not like they had any bands from their own provinces to see. It's like you faggots have never picked up a guitar.

Anyone have that oil spill wiki edit?

>>75748676
Yeah I know but I wanna know what will happen in this game so I can bet my life's savings on it

>>75748692
Then see
>>75748466

>>75748673
I'm not that guy. I'm just saying BC is shit compared to Quebec.

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>>75748683
>being this SEETHING that grimes isn't from your province

laughing SO HARD right now at you pajeet

>ranking Canadian provinces instead of cities

Victoria, Kelowna, Montreal, Quebec City, West Vancouver, North Vancouver, Calgary, Canmore/Banff, and Oakville are all great cities to live in

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Hey /hoc/

HNIC Punjab guy here, just wondering, when will I get to call my beloved Oilers game?

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>>75748714
>tfw moving to victoria this year

feels great lad

>>75748637
can't wait to watch his career ending concussion.

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>>75747436
Isles master race reporting in for duty.

Less than two months to go for a John Tavares re-signing (stay mad, moose fuckers).

>>75748751
TORONTO
O
R
O
N
T
O

>>75748710
>Grimes, whatever the fuck that shit is, is better than the Hip

Numale tier post.

>>75748743
Victoria is like a slower, more insular, less pretentious version of Vancouver, its great

>>75748751
They'll resign him and get rid of bailey in the expansion draft, then reclaim niederieder from the wild for a puck, and get a better PP

who can stop this team?

>>75748605
just ordered some pizza and donair from some new derka derka place. Wish me luck.
Also, Other Oilers fans, shut the fuck up and get a job. None of you were even here for the Dallas wars.

Fuck... why couldn't us Oilers get the refs from the Sens/Rags game?

They actually know the rules and goal wave offs.

>>75747474
The only place they're going to be relocating to is to a based new stadium at Belmont.

>rags
>rags
>rags

>>75748792
>who can stop this team?
themselves when they'll pull another dipietro with him

>>75748714
>Oakville

I am laughing SO HARD at this retard

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>>75748751
You now realize in the 8 (EIGHT) years since Tavares was drafted, the Islels only made the playoffs 3 (THREE) times

>>75748768
Yes, I know Toronto is a shit city which hasn't won a Stanley Cup in 50 years and that the Maple Laughs are a team that based John Tavares would never sign with.

Thanks for the reminder.

>>75747349
>rags

BC>ONT>AB>NB>NS>PEI>NFLD>QUE>SASK>MB

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Is he the MVP of the playoffs so far?

>>75748848
not him but
>based John Tavares

How is he based? What success has he had, exactly?

>>75748879
SK>NFLD imo
otherwise correct

>>75748845
I know you're an idiot, but I'll explain this in a way that even you can understand. The years the Isles missed the playoffs, they were a cap minimum team.

Since they've started spending, they've made the playoffs in 3 of 5 years and were a point away this year, only behind a Laughs team that was historically healthy.

>>75748889
Easily

>>75748889

Yes, disregard leastern shitters who can't stay up late enough to watch his games

>>75748889
Yes
Conn Smythe winner 2017 too

>>75748897
He's one of the best centers in the entire league. Are you troleing?

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>>75748922
>He's one of the best centers in the entire league.

>>75748795
Can't wait for the Donair.
Haven't had a Donair in like a year

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>>75747349

>>75748901
>hurr you're an idiot for stating facts

3 playoff berths out of 8 seasons is pathetic. either you wasted a #1 overall pick's early prime completely or said pick is overrated. Or possibly both.

its funny because people constantly say the Oilers wasted #1 picks but nobody ever says anything about the Islels.

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>>75747816
Im going to edge this one out until Tuesday. For now its margaritas and poncho weather insanity

>>75748922
>not in the top 10 among centers for either goals or points

Kek

>>75748960
Care to name who is better? I'll wait for your list.

>oilers
>game 1
Dominate Ducks
>game 2
Dominate Ducks
>game 3
Come back from a 3-0 deficit
>game 4
Up 2-0 and loses to refs
>game 5
up 3-0 and loses to refs again

No worries, the Ducks aren't going to get lucky with the refs again.

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>Going to cousins birthday
>Family is huge ranger fans
>only /islebro/ bro in the family
>mom is already there at their house
>texts me dont bad mouth the rangers
>Already left the house with islander hat and shirt knowing sens won
THIS DAY CANT GET BETTER BOIS

>>75748995
Kino

>>75748995
This could be an hour long with his playoff horror show

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>>75749041
That must be a good feel.

>>75749038
we never dominated them, you dumbass.
But youre right about losing to refs in game four. That was pathetic.
and pittsburgh scored

>>75749037
see
>>75748889
Also Crosby, McMeme, Backstrom, Malkin...

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>>75749037
>1. McDavid
>2. Crosby
>4. Backstrom
>7. Scheifele
>8. Draisaitl
>13. Getzlaf
>14. Malkin
>15. Seguin
>20. Matthews
>22. Granlund
>24. Pavelski
>27. Carter

Centers only.

>28. Tavares

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>>75748783
>n-n-NUMALES

laugh every time, but not an argument ladlet

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>>75748845
And we've played the Penguins, capitals, and panthers. We've won only one, then played Tampa and got assblasted

The reason why is because of how fucking slow we are. But thanks to youth, that will be resolved

>>75748808
Imagine a stadium in Belmont like scottrade, but much better for the isles

>>75749041
>Mfw at a bar
>Rags fans celebrating veseys goal
>Say that they'll lose game 6 if they win
>Brassard ties it up
>I'm in glee
>Get home
>See Turis embarrass giarardi and score

It feels so good

>>75749038
Oilels
>game 1
Get dominated rely on lucky AF bounces
>game 2
Seee game 1 include massive refhelp
>Game 3
Luck runs out and ducks start to score
Get more meme bounces but ducks keep scoring
>game 4
Get early lead can hold on
>game 5
have 3 goal lead, go full defense mode hold out till last 3 minutes and fucking collapse. Give up in 2 OT.
Oilers just suck

>>75749003
>3 out of 8 years is pathetic
>Tavares had barely anyone to help him get there
>Isles had no defenseman at the time
>No goalie
>Poor control

Tavares can't carry a team by himself. Because we kept drafting well and got players like dal colle and ho sang and barzal, we improved ourselves dramatically

>>75749037
not him but
Mcdavid
Crosby
Malkin
Backstrom
Shiefele
Draisaitl
Getzlaf
Pavelski
Seguin
Johansen
Matthews

Are Sens /ourteam/?

>>75749030
You do realize that Matthews, Grandlund, Pavelski and Carter all finished with more GP than JT, yet only finished with 0-3 more points, right?

>>75749119
See above.

>>75749101
I said one of the best, not the best. Perry, Crosby, McDavid and Malkin are better. Backstrom, nope.

I'll wait for more.

>>75749165
>Oilers just suck
>Bitches about lucky bounces
>Probably loves the brinda'mour goal in 2006


Fucking idiot. You score in the postseason any way you can. Oilers are a good team, and I'm not even kidding. And this is their first time in it also. They aren't going to be perfect

>>75749119
McDavid is a trash center though.
He'll convert to winger at some point in his career.

He cant even win face offs.

>>75749208
3 points is 3 more than tavareshit

>>75749215
Its their first time in it and it shows thats why they suck

>>75749208
Tavares did have a bad year, but it wasn't too bad. Ladd also had a good year minus the lack of production early on.

>>75749233
It's the first time in the playoffs and first time for many players on the team in the playoffs. They get experience from this, and obviously won't go all the way. You build off of what came last time.

>>75749037
Crosby Malkin McDavid Bergeron Backstrom Toews Thornton Pavelski Scheifele Seguin, hell maybe even Kesler among established Centers

Going forward I'd take Eichel, Matthews and Barkov over him too, Eichel had a higher points per game than Tavares and it's only his 2nd years, and Matthews had 12 more goals this year. Barkov is also underrated by non-Finns.

>>75749208
Perry isn't a center you retard.

>Islels fans in charge of hockey knowledge

>>75749215
You cant win a series on meme bounces. You have to actualky outplay your opponent eventually and that time is now for the oilels.

>>75749188
>Shiefele
>Draisaitl
>Pavelski
>Seguin
>Johansen
>Matthews lmaooooo
all massively wrong

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Pongs are going to win ECF finals no matter what

>>75749253
Right so stop bitching about muh refpuck and just accept that the team is currently young and getting beat by an older more experienced team

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>>75749208
>>75749208
>Perry

this alone invalidates everything you're saying. He's a fucking winger KEK

>>75749091
we were dominating them. how else were we always up 2-0, 3-0?

the ducks fucking suck. they are just so damn lucky right now, and it's hard to go against 9 vs 5

>>75749255
They also are playing the ducks, which are a more experienced team and know the postseason. Game 1 and 2 were examples even when the Oilers got massively outshot. You don't win cups without meme bounces