/hoc/

>>75752889

southern women are trash

>>75752889
gib prads gf

based perds

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The following teams will receive my blessings:

- Predators
- Senators

That is all.

>>75752850
Why marry one when she can just fuck them all?

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just woke up lads, what did I miss?

also

>pongs

>rags

>>75752931
lundshit collapses at the last second to allow the based super snes to WIN

>>75752931
>waking up at 8pm

what is your problemo

>>75752733
yes, it snowed last week.
30 degrees yesterday
now it's storming
now it's actually cold

>>75752971

fucking your sister all day wears me out

IF YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR ME

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ISLES!

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

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who /wild/ here?

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>>75752929
She is likely a lesbian,
I've creeped her whole instagram before and there are boyfriend pics that I've seen. That or she is just keeping him secret which means he isnt famous. But now that I think about NWHL players making at most 20k a year she probably does have some sugardaddys.

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is anyone as mad as me?
I'm so fucking mad.
"FUCK

>>75753054
>Kessel's a lesbian

Really?

She's not really that attractive.

>>75753012
Ban incoming

>>75753079

new incoming

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>>75753030
great post lad

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>>75753074

are you gay or something?

post your:
age
height
weight
favorite team

>21
>6'3
>186
>snes

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Pretty pissed rn, lads.

>>75753068
>all those comments about the refereering ruining the integrity of the game
but I guess all those years of oilers wasting 1st overall picks never mattered

god the oilers are such a shit franchise

>>75753132
36
5'2"
280
Oilers

>>75753132
55
Five six
325
Lightning

>>75753017
>tfw they're retiring carleton the bear because he's white and toronto isn't white

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>>75753050
Here friend. The injuries gave me some relief. The fact Granlund had a broken hand and Zucker had a hernia. Their best line was compromised. But then again most hockey players are playing through something by the playoffs.
Kaprizov's snuff was a surprise though. I feel like he will bust and Greenway will become a 3rd line grinder. I think the team only has a year or two left in their window, if its even open.

>>75753132
27
6'8
285
Pens

>>75753156
>>75753162
fatties arent welcome

>>75753144
you could try telling them they're stinking up the floor

>>75753132
>21
>spending Saturday night on 4chan
Stop wasting your youth and lying about your height

why is the nhl.com player so fucking shit? i just want to watch the highlights

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>>75753132
31
6.3
240
Oilers

>>75753207
he's white, he'd probably shoot up the apartment building because someone forgot to turn their lights off and he's too autismal to talk to them

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>>75753132
27
6'3"
187
isles

so the caps finally realized that ovi should only play during the power play

>>75753132
25
5'11"
174lbs
MinneGOATa Wild

Two questions:

Should I go buy ice cream (Ben & Jerry's)?

If so, what kind?

Hockey related because it's cold.

>>75753132
>sticklet

>26
>6'2
>221
>wongs

>>75753258
Stfu gook

>>75753209
>being so short you lash out when somebody says they're 6'3

6'3 isn't even that tall you insecure manlet

>>75753278
Yes
Either the Bernie Sanders one or the Stephen Colbert one

>>75753132
>22
>6'1
>180
>sabres (caps when I need to root for a real team)

Remember, just like in hockey, you have to deduct 5 inches from everyone's posts.

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>>75753123
Do you mine if I save this image?

Sorry for posting this one but you cannot have what little good there is in the WNHL without the bad.

>>75753132
25
5'11
220
Hurricants

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Who's reading for some kino at 8pm?

>>75753312
>sabres
i'll never understand why such a shitty team has the highest tv ratings in the nhl. is everyone in buffalo crazy about hockey?

>>75753265
>scored a literal even strength goal tonight
although you are kinda right desu

>>75753132
25
6'0
180 ish
canucks

>tfw 5th pick again

>>75753396
point is, he doesnt need more than 15 minutes a night

>>75753132
2010
233
5'2.5"
Hawks

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>>75753132
22
5'6
120
Pens

>>75753238
>31
>on 4chan

hahahahaha pathetic faggot

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>>75753325
post butt

>>75753374
who's ready for kippers to post butt?

>>75753423
>wasting his 20s on 4chan

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genuinely surprised and pleased /hoc/ is not full of the morbidly obese

>>75753411
act like you don't enjoy 8 & 43 doing their best hanson bros impression out there
(but seriously i'd be okay with PP and OZ faceoffs being his only deployments)

>>75753404
who do you want for 5th?

#teammeatandpotatoesrasmussen

>>75753381
It's because Buffalo has literally nothing else.

>>75753132
26
6ft 4in
260lbs
Sharks

>>75753404
>Juolevi over Tkachuk
jesus christ

>>75753473
In the Pens thread a day ago 90% of the people said they were 5'8" and obese

Some reason, now they're saying they're 6'4" and 220 pounds of pure muscles.

Hmm.

>>75753479
hes fun to watch, he's just a one trick pony that everyone on any good team knows how to deal with.

crosby can work anywhere, ovi basically has to set up at the red dot

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@75753374
Reading? I was about to continue 'Nemesis Games' but if you are about to post butt it can be put on hold.

Are you going to post butt?

>>75753487
Yamamoto

>>75753511
>Virtanen over Nylander/Ehlers

jesus christ

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>>75753132
27
6'4"
160lbs
Jets

>>75753537
Yamamoto will sell tickets because of his name, but he doesn't look Asian at all. He's no Kariya, who looks Asian even though his mum's white.

>>75753550
>6'4"
>160lbs
are you on the verge of death?

>>75753132

24
6'2"
225
Penguins

>>75753516
some will lie but consider that one dude also posted nudes of his fat ass i think they are in the minority

>>75753550
>6'4"
>160lbs
jesus dude, EAT

>>75753571
Yamamoto is literally better than Patrick and Hischier. If he was 6'2 he'd be a consensus top pick. Some team is gonna get him in the second round and win the fucking lottery.

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>>75753592
>yinzer
>fat
checks out

>>75753597
Yo dude, don't remind me of that guy pls.

>so fat his penis is basically sucked into his body

ewww

>>75753597
>tfw 6'7 146lbs
im not even that hungry desu

>>75753345
>Do you mine if I save this image?

You have my permission

>>75753617

>implying

I wear 32 jeans, have 17 inch arms, and squat and deadlift over 500lbs you twinkshit

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>>75753625
man, his lower back was even fat. figure that one out.

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>>75753423
started here when I was 20

>>75753625
Reminds me of another fellow poster who posted their ass

>>75753597
Are you talking about this guy?
https://ibb.co/nskF1Q

>>75753682
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75753258
how do you say "I like to eat dog" in your hoho language

>>75753614
Has high manlet picks ever worked out? Domi is pretty good, and Gaudreau was a steal because he dropped a lot.

I'm weary about manlets, but even more so with 6'6" no skill tards.

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>>75753663
Thanks friend.
Here is a favorite. It doubles as a reaction image.

>>75753374
>tfw he banned you on twitter for asking if he ever licked morgan webbs feet

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>>75753117
>>75753030
>>75753264

Whats up bros?

>>75753728
didn't he have an entire photobucket with pictures of morgans feet?

>>75753710
Martin St. Louis. Best captain New York has ever had.

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>>75753690
>its gross all over again
yes. dude was convinced he was """"""""skinnyfat"""""""""

>>75753710
Marner is like 5'9 at best

I'm seriously considering rooting for golden knights along with the sharks.

disappoint in the pens desu

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>>75753798
>being a fan of two teams
why not just be a fan of all of them while you're at it?

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>>75753728
>feet

explain yourself

>>75753770
that's a lifetime ago tho

>>75753795
>listed at 6'0"

WHEN WILL MANLETS STOP LYING

>>75753798
lol

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Where are all the finnfriends? normally there is at least one awake this time on a Saturday.
I hope that one autist's bullying didnt turn you away, you are still loved.

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>>75753690
>one titty is more saggy than the other

>>75753836
My former teacher is buddies with one of Ottawa's trainers and was told Karlsson weighs 154 lbs. He's listed at 191. Never believe listed heights/weights.

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>>75753745
Nothing. Just listening to some DnB and playing some vidya.

Everyone post what they're listening to tonight:https://youtu.be/DCKCEfzV-Gk

Also, put isles hat on her

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>>75753822
But then I'd have to root for Canadian teams and eww like who does that?

>>75753858
Kys

>>75753901
Karlsson actually weights 127. I saw him weigh himself once.

>>75753901
Yeah, sometimes I see people listed at like 220 and I've seen them live before and there's no fucking way they weigh more than 200.

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>>75753876
One of my nipples is an outie and the other is an innie. A friend of mine feels the need to point it out whenever im shirtless. quite rude
The real question is why is that anons elbow so fucked up?

>>75753912
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ksTUQ7ciHXU

>>75754010
Sometimes I see teams listed as Stanley Cup favorites and then get out-scored 23-8 in the Final.

Do the caps have a shot?

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>>75753912
nice, always listen to stuff like that when i run

https://youtu.be/eTL1Vz06Eeg

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>>75753690
Stop.

>>75754099
Maybe they do. But I don't thing so because the Penguins could beat them

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>>75754054
holy shit anon

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>>75753972
If I use a Slovakian proxy would you go into an autistic rage? Everyone on /hoc/ would appreciate you drinking bleach.

>>75754099
maybe, I doubt sidney is back to 100%. literally all that needs to happen is ovechkin to score goals

>>75753876
Looks like he has gynecomastia

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post yfw the snes win the stanleeowl

>>75754099
When you take into account how many Pens goals have been complete flukes and the fact that Crosby clearly isn't 100%, yes, they do.

>>75754099
they are banged up enough that is possible, just need to nut up and get desperate.

>>75754139
Not the guy you were talking about you're just an annoying faggot

>>75754120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvjKLo-yRZM

All-time classic video.

>>75753719

RARE

BASED FLEURY pLEASE CHOKE

if >my team handed out pamphlets explaining hockey to the fans I'd kill myself

>>75754311
How in the living hell did the Canucks even make it to the finals.

>Nearly blew a 3-0 series lead
>Barely won games 1 and 2
>Get assblasted by Bruins
>Get assblasted in game 7
>City riots
>You lose in the first round to the kings
>You trade loungo years later
>Prospects are all dead

Are the Canucks the worst NHL team in terms of playoffs?

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>9:30pm
>drunk s fuck
What's going on bros.
Hey congrats ducks.
Go Eskimos

anybody play nhl games?
>tfw no /hoc/ league

>>75754377
A program or roster of the team with short descriptions could be considered explaining the game. And nearly every team has them. You should kill yourself.

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>>75754464
best sports game ever

>>75754430
If I recall they were the statically the best team in every category during the regular season.

>>75754430
>best gf
>best ga
>gd
>pp
>pk
>wins
>points
they were literally #1 in every single stat category, they just choked it. apparently kesler was injured as well

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Which Canuck is going to be revealed to be autistic?

>>75754562
Sedin sisters

>>75754447
Fuck off chug

>>75754562
Uh oh. They're using a white supremacist symbol!


>>75754543
They blew it badly, and looking at the roster, it did not age well.

>>75754430
as much as i hate them, they were a dominant force that season and just got severely beat up in the playoffs. that team was absolutely maimed by game 7 of the finals.

>>75754562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A00xT9zzZWQ

https://twitter.com/canucksautism

>>75754584
>sedin sisters
FUCKING LOL
THEYRE TWIN BROTHERS BUT YOU CALLED THEM SISTERS
HOLY SHIT I CANT EVEN
BLEEEEEEEEOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>75754631
They and the city never got over it. Maybe never will. Probably one of the most ass blasted loss in sports.

>>75754631
Pretty much. It's like they knew they had to win, but that game 7 was a brutal loss. It shocks me how much home ice matters, and when you let the crowd down for a moment, it's hard to bring it back up

>>75754673
Stay triggered Hongcouver

>>75754099
Had they had won game 4 like they should have

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late
>rags

>>75754673
Fanny flustered British Colombian detected

>>75754673
The people in the media here thinking and trying to argue they will bounce back to 70 point seasons should all lose their jobs

>>75754695
them winning game 7 would have taken a miracle, half that lineup was playing badly injured and the other half were literal whos. if you think about, them making it to game 7 scoring an absolutely pathetic 8 goals was a bit of a miracle unto itself

>>75754688
brazil's 7-1 beats in sheer scale and magnitude but they didn't riot after i don't think. then again there are running gun battles daily there, so it is tough to say

>>75754850
Yep. Didn't the rangers score more goals then them combined in the finals? Because all I remember was that Alec martinez goal, and henrik nearly putting a goal in his own net in game 4

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>>75754464
I played Legacy on PS3 for four seasons until we finally won the cup...
(Stlouis)

>>75754899
Brazil will bounce back and be contenders again at the next wc. Heck they won that olympic gold. Canucks were decimated completely and began a death spiral so terrible that they wont be relevant again for a decade.

>>75754906
rangers scored 10 in five games compared to 8 in seven for the canucks. rangers were done before that series even started though.

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>>75754899
Brazil? I think everyone was too shocked to riot after that tragedy.

Do the Bloose and Ducks even have a chance tomorrow?

>playing NHL games on PC
faggot shit

>>75754562

Kippers

>>75754850
Then I ask you to name all the injuries and you land on perennial playoff choker Ryan Kesler and retired-from-hockey-at-30 Mason Raymond.

>>75755007
Oilers are done. Going to be lols now watching Chirelli fuck that team up thinking they are close.

>>75754998
At least the final wasn't like the 1996 finals. Florida just got pumbled by the avalanche

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>>75754986
do olympic golds count for much in soccer? i don't watch it much to know. canucks were really decimated though, but it is more shit management that has ruined them more than some morale collapse on the roster i think. gillis was an absolutely terrible drafter and i can't tell if benning is just dogshit or management is interfering heavily.

i know the canuck's owner's mom forced gillis to hire tortorella because he was also italian kek

>>75755056
Hamhuis

>>75755062
Why do people keep saying this? Oilers came back from a 7-0 assblasting by the Sharks. They'll bounce back and win.

>>75755116
Haters gon hate

>>75755101
Gillis wasnt the only draft failure. Read back at their drafts going back through the 80s and it just terrible.

>>75755116
They'll need to play a lot better then what they did in the final 4 minutes last night

>>75755116
They beat (barely) a severe injured team. That's not a good indicator bud

>>75755056
besides those two, their best defensemen hamhuis got injured, henrik was playing with a fucked up back, samuelsson was gone completely, malhotra had one eye, higgins had a broken foot, ehrhoff had a seperated shoulder, edler had broken fingers, bieksa screwed up his knee, and maybe more. ironically the always-injured sami salo was totally healthy.

anyways, those injuries are too much for any team to overcome. bruins were waaaay more healthy.

>>75755116

Losing 7-0 isn't nearly as bad as losing a historically bad choke. Also, Getzlaf isn't playing on a torn ACL.

>>75755244
And morivated thanks to nice bodycheck

>>75755073
the mid late 90s had a lot of pummelings in the finals. detroit, philly, florida, and washington all get sweep. four finals in a row too.

>>75755284
At least Canucks and Rags went seven...

>>75755244
It always descends into this overly dramatic parade of horribles with Canucks fans, when it's just a particularized restatement of "everyone's injured in the playoffs," as the Bruins wrre too.

>Daniel Sedin guarantees Game 7 victory
>-4 in the 4-0 loss

>>75755284
At Least it was good to see them all get assblasted.

>>75755101
olympic gold in men's soccer is not important; it is actually a youth U21 or something tourny so as not to compete with the wc. Womens soccer gold is huge, bigger than woman's wc if only by a little

>>75755371
not a canucks fan bud, just saying it was pretty obvious at the time. its like they wanted to play a rookie chris tanev on the top pairing in the finals. and the bruins were nowhere near as injured, they were just down horton. which is big but nowhere as close to the half-dozen or more vancouver had.

and lol what was daniel supposed to say when asked if he thought they were going to win game 7? "i don't know"?

>>75755256
Coilers fan here.
I agree
That game five 20 years ago was amazing, then the Oilers won the rest of the games resulting in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRWxRXROag&t=118s
I miss those days.
skip the video to the beginning

>>75755456
But it was at home and they had never won it.

>>75753132
24
6'3"
185lbs
Flim flams

>>75753132
22
6'5
178 lbs
Shorks

>>75754688
canucks fan here, one of my biggest regrets is not cheering for the canucks wholeheartedly during game 7 cause i was kinda curious what the riot would look like

>>75755476
You didn't hear the particulars of the Bruins' injuries because they didn't need to grope for excuses after getting shellacked in the Final.

And if every player asked to predict the outcome of a game (commonplace) responded by guaranteeing a victory, you'd hear about guarantees a lot more often. And you don't even know if that question prompted his response.

Spend more time breathlessly defending a team you're not a fan of.

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>>75755637
>You didn't hear the particulars of the Bruins' injuries because they didn't need to grope for excuses after getting shellacked in the Final.
what total nonsense kek, i don't even know what to say. not like the canucks held a press conference to announce all that.

>Spend more time breathlessly defending a team you're not a fan of.
yeah, i'm not the one who is breathless here

Now THAT'S what I call KINO.

>>75755818
>n-nuh uh

Great showing, Gord.

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>check McDavid jerseys
>they're sold out of anything above a large
How fat are oilers fans?

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Can the sens meme themselves into the ECF?

>>75756009
>i got nothing else
i know

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>>75756018
do you really have to ask that question?

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>>75756072
I hope so.
Not like >we have a chance vs the league

>>75755818
You're a fucking weeb, your opinions are invalid and you should commit suicide

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>>75756197
fix'd for a more accurate representation of your fans with 10 hours in paint

>>75755612
>6'5"
no you aren't

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>>75756323
you got us right.
saved

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Daily Reminder:

The prophecy has been foretold, and there is nothing you can do about it

Ovi has his mojo back and the Caps are rolling. How shit the pens looked in the 3rd is how they will look losing game 6 and 7

Caps winning this series will elevate them to new heights with the monkey off their back and their momentum and confidence will be off the charts to carry them to a cup

It is a done deal

>>75756323
fucking lol

>boohoo my team was beat up in the finals

Then you faggots didn't deserve to win. Maybe next time sign some tougher players instead of all those softy smurfs.

Karlsson is the best defenseman in the world

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What should I be up to?

>>75756434
yes

>>75755612
>6'5
>178
Man how lanky are you?

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REDDIT FUCK OFF

>>75756435
Posting butt

>>75756434
Barring a crippling, career-ending injury, we're looking at 2 GOAT defensemen being Swedes.

Why is Sweden so good with dmen?

>>75756487
cuckolds cant do whats imporatnt and score goals so they play defense and pad there stats bieng irrelevant

>>75756434

Ottawa would be fighting for second last with the yotes without him

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Godzlaf has been awaken

No mercy for whining Oilshits, just accept your fate Alberta it will be over tomorrow

>>75753132
Are you looking for a date or something? Fuck off fag

>>75756509
>defense irrelevant
how's the weather in dallas?

>>75756537
Karlson doesn't carry the team tho

>>75756397
>>75756397
>No digits in the prophecy

I want to believe. Ill be able to switch shifts to watch a potential game 7 but im kind of glad i work during game 6. I cant take this second round shit any more. I kinda think they needed game 4 to have a chance.

>>75756473
>nobody likes the ducks
Why?! Are "we" the badguys?

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>>75756590
Nobody likes us , we don't care

>>75756590
yes

>>75756616
Shut the fuck up spic, go drown in pico de gallo

>>75756545
Heh. Just you wait, kiddo. They're about to get their grade 10 and we'll see who is laughing.

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t-two thousand eleven

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Where my lottery winners at?

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>>75756616
encinitas reporting in

>>75756632
>>75756636

T. Whining Oilshit

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Czech em

>>75756665
t. Soon to be deported, beaner faggot
go mow lawns and lift weights in a parking lot, Ernesto

>>75756775
>off by the number of playoff rounds your team enters before enjoying the offseason

Like poetry

I doubt washington will win on monday. Tonight was a must win, but that being said, crosby was mediocre and he rarely does that two games in a row

>>75753132
22
6'0
195
Kings

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>>75756793

>>75756487
Long reach from being tall

Long legs for quick acceleration in one or two strides to cover the neutral zone and to cover lots of space on the opposing blue line?

Solid national pastime that focuses on fundamentals?

>>75756865
wow sure got me with that image reply
t. jets fan

>penguins fans right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKfLINJJ-U

>>75753132
23
5'11
170
Leafs

>>75756665
Not an oilfag

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>>75756649

>>75753156
>>75753162
>>75753276
>>75753366
>>75753413
>>75753422
>>75756956
manlets not welcome

>>75756830
Monday is also a must win for the craps

>>75756987
i'm not a manlet, i'm a girl (male)

So Ducks are the /goodguys/ ?

>>75757022
fuck off you delusional fag

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>>75757041
yes the ducks are the good guys
don't let these predfaggot bandwaggoners tell you otherwise

that being said, if the blose manage to take down the cats, it's Blose all the way. that team needs a fucking cup man. the curse must be lifted.

>>75757074
because youre a disgusting animefag

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>>75757078
nobody just "leaves" the no cup club

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>>75756616
everyone likes you over >us apparently
>we're the bad guys now

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>>75757022
>i'm a girl
>(male)

WHAT A FUCKING TIME TO BE ALIVE

>rags

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>tfw modern /hoc/ probably doesn't remember the meme-loving fuck that was Ryan Callahan's Meatstick

Whatever happened to that niggah

>>75757141
Fuck off grandpa

>>75757141
bro culture is gone
I made a bro culture post a few days ago and got banned

>he saw his team lift the cup

Fuck outta here. I DO NOT want listen to spoiled cunts whine about their teams.

>>75757153

All I can remember is Austin Collie's Visor and Ryan Callahan's Meatstick.

Fuck I'm old.

>>75757181
we're all old bro
feels bad man

>>75757141
Dub Stepan was good too.

>>75757221

Swedish Ranger Fag

listening to SFSGSW
best Megadeth album by far

>>75757248
>Megadeth
How's high school?

>>75757253
I'm 31, .
just reliving the old high school days

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>>75757359
31 reporting
curious to know about the ages that lurk /hoc/
i admit to getting my start on /b/ years ago, and the average age there seems to get lower and lower every day

>>75757368
>>75757368
coilers fan with liver failure.
Lisrening to based megadeth and then probagly based Iron Maiden
Edmonton 31

what should i eat for >rags elimination day this year

Who /drunk/?

>>75757368
judging by the guy that said I was in high school. I assume he's 17

>>75757403
reporting
Steel Reserve 211 as usual, cause i'm a fucking alcoholic bum

>>75757403
>edmonton
Rocking the Megadeth now I picked Peace Sells.
Rocking the Brava and SKYY because it was on sale
I don't care what country you guys are from, or what team you like.
WAKE UP DEAD

>>75757431
this guy is proper drunk
i'm just "sorta kinda off-night" drunk
even though this goy is an Oilels fan i'll root for him

>>75757486
fuck it's raining

roomates yelling at me
Got to put on the headphones

>>75757506

Grab the biggest knife from the kitchen and stab them

>>75757368
16/f/helsinki

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reminder

Penguins will repeat

>>75757638

Repeat all the seasons they choked out of the playoffs?

>>75757646
hating on CrosGod and Los Penguinos is not a cool meme, my northern ally. just embrace the truth.

Baguette BTFO

N O R G E
O
R
G
E

>>75753132
25
181cm
78kg
Golden generation

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>>75757832
golden boiz

there's no tellin' where love will appear

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In every night there's a different black
in every night I wish that I was back
to the time when I rode
through the forests of old

>>75758145
can love bloom even on a battlefield?

>>75758175
no

I'm still not convinced the Preds would beat the Hawks if they re-played the first round.

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Do people seriously believe this is interference or are they just looking for excuses for blow a 3 goal lead in the last 3 minutes? Nurse was leaning on him the entire time, there's nothing he could do here. For some reason this falls on deaf ears though.

>>75758231

99% of the "REEEE GOALIE INTERFERENCE" posts in the game thread and on /hoc/ came from leaf flags. Make of that what you will.

going to btfo of slovenia in 15

>>75758231
Of course they're looking for excuses. I mean, one of the experts they like to mention who has said that it should have been called of is Grant Fuhr. As a former goalie there is a high risk that he's quite biased regarding these situations. They might as well ask Tomas Holmström while they're at it

Least to most annoying canadian fanbases:¨

1. Ottawa
2. Calgary
3. Winnipeg
4. Montreal
5. Vancouver
6. Edmonton
7. Toronto

>>75758162
Stop taking hot showers

>>75753225
highlights.hockey

>>75758162
Stop masturbating

>Italy-Russia
>Slovenia-Canada
There will be no brakes in either of the rape trains. Which one to watch?

Don't forget to cheer for Italy.

>>75758465
watch slovenia canada
same group as finland
no russians here
slovenia is better than italy

>>75758473
I am

>>75758531
(You)

>goal during advertising
God bless russian tv

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canada 1
trump's wife 0

>>75758626
>showing ads while the game is on
Just how shitty is your broadcast?

>>75758645
we do it too
don't think iihf takes tv breaks

Stalin vs Mussolini stream?

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>his nation doesnt show international tournaments on national free television channels that are commercial-free
lmaoing at yo-

>>75758662
http://cricfree.sc/tsn-2-live-stream-

>>75758671
They still do that in Finland? Damn Pekky. Yle rules.

>>75758685
Thanks.

>>75758671
tsn pays the bills for the iihf

>>75758671
there are like 2 tv timeouts per period, then we got commercials. what do they show in Binland then? drunk russians in crowd?

>>75758685
>http://cricfree.sc/tsn-2-live-stream-
>cric

Will the FUCKING LEAFS score more than 10 goals? Will Slovenia score any?

no more
>we dem boys
because fucking gord has cancer