/bundes/liga - Matchday 32 - Saturday Games

For me, it's refball

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daily reminder that gentle femdom is the fetish of the enlightened man

Test

>FCA will have all of their key players fit next season

Are you afrad of the Fuggers yet /bundes/?

>>75739231
>thinking ASSburg will do anything

Sorry hun

SEND HIM OFF THE CHEATING SCUMBAG (volland)

who is going to be a defense for dortmund next season - aside from toprak?

Weird how, in the previous thread, there was not a single customer talking about the Bayern game, but A LOT of people being critical of Dortmund.

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>foring schmidt
>hiring korkut

die geister die sie riefen

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*dabs gleefully towards 3rd place*

>>75739240
Toprak - Sokratis - bartra

Svender as a backup and Ginter should never be allowed near the back line unless anyone suffers a career ending leg amputation.

>>75739245
How is Völler still in a job?

>>75739231
mazzafugger

>>75739240

who are some up and coming defenders?

>>75739257
Shouldn't be allowed near the stadium desu

>>75739245
they also paid a transfer fee for Korkut to 1.FCK

>>75739256

he'll score the winning goal in the pokal

>>75739259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzFTgtN3nA

>>75739265
le pen, so called defender of the white race

>>75739265
Mikel Merino as CB m8

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PRESS IT

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PRESS IT

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PRESS IT

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PRESS IT

>Völler: goat like coach, crappy manager

Why he doesn't coach the Die Pillen on his own?

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I think I'm buying another season ticket to my handball team lads

why though

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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>dusseldorf has a not insignificant chance of being relegated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>75739291

9/10 | 7/10

boring matchday

>>75739291
they all look a bit fetal alcohol syndrome-tier

do romanian women like to drink while pregnant?

what does /sp/ think about nagelsman?

>>75739322
The ones who are not gyppos drink for sure.

Nagelsmann looks like Gosejohann first Pokemon form

>>75739327
he is to managing what pulisic is to playing

GOAT

>>75739327
He's coaching Dortmund next year.

>>75739287
he was shit in a time back when football was just about effenbergs, fights and spirit and leaders.
remember that lahm interview when he said they didnt do anything in training in the NT?
>fight and win

>royce

THE FUCK ROYCE

>>75739342
taktiktuchel gets a contract if >we win the dfb pokal

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEus

INGO

JESUS REUS WHAT THE FUCK

TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO TOR FÜR INGO

Shit i just wanked and missed the goal
KITTEL KITTEL KITTEL

you had that, reus

>>75739349
Red is a pucci gourmet.

>>75739347
Völler wasn't a cock sucker for the Buyern system babbies. It doesn't surprise that Lahm talks shit about based Rudi.

>>75739327
òne season wonder

he'll get EXPOSED next season

>Leverkusen
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

roger schmidt to wolfsburg when?

JOLLE KENTÄLLE SAATANAA

>Neverkusen

>shareholders playing
>thread is shit
every time

nice schanzers

>>75739387
it was a beauty

>>75739327
it's not that hard to be better than stevens and gisdol

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mfw HSV GOING DOWN DIRECTLY

>NEVERKUSEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75739394
>he'll get EXPOSED next season
like zizou?

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>>75739411

bruh are you trying to tell me neverkusen is actually getting relegated lmao

>>75739394
>he'll get EXPOSED next season

Hoffenheim already got gud last season, he saved them from relegation, lost a key player and then got them into the CL places. That's pretty fucking good for me

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KAAAA
GAAAA
WA

SHINJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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>neverkusen
>could genuinely get relegated

>>75739434
would b so tasty

>>75739436
>replying 2 obvious b8

>>75739322
>>75739329

Germans talking about how women look is about as cringe as Americans talking about diets

what how

>unironically giving a turk your manager spot

has völler gone completely senile?

this catastrophic season is his fault, too

>buying memes like bailey

>>75739430
>he does it for free

AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH AUSGLEICH

>>75739391
2002 was the worst playing german team.
they had better tactics in 54.

>>75739443
>>75739434

where did it go wrong?

APOLOGIZE

>Rode for Reus
What sort of interplanetarydimensional seven dimensional chess is this?

>rode

>>75739466
but we had Bernd Schneider

>>75739471
sacking schmidt Tbh but also signing a mexicANO

>>75739476
It's called parking the bus

>>75739476
It's 40k-tier

>>75739466
>2002

*2004

the entire 1998-2004 period was shit tho
us reaching the WC final in 2002 was a complete joke

>>75739466
Doping, for example. Also murderball against Puskás.

>>75739482
with >Rode
Might as well use Bartra desu

Wut rode is alive?

>>75739487
>us reaching the WC final in 2002
what position did you play?

>>75739451
cringe

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>>75739498
Goalkeeper
t. Oliver Kahn

>>75739498
go away antifa

>>75739496
>Obama scores from a TSUUU-tier tap-in
>200 GORILLION LA BEST STRYKA LA

i enjoy the bundesliga

OBAMamamamamamamma

thanks obama

OBABUUUU

Surprised he didn't miss that.

>UPDATE

Lewandowski (28 goals)
Aubameyang (28 goals)

Modeste (25 goals)

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THANKS OBAMA

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>german refereeing

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BENULDI :------------DDDDDD

>>75739466
Jancker, Bierhoff, Ballack, Kehl, Metzelder, Frings, Schneider, Klose, Hamann...

We had really a GOAT squad in 2002.

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>ginter
not even surprised

WTF

>>75739537
Keep posting that qt

What the actual fuck was Ginter thinking?

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the fucking state of the shinter

>>75739537
STOP

I don't get why Hoffenheim started with 3 strikers. Amiri should've started

KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC

>>75739537
stpw

>leading 2:0
>not most dangerous
LEAVE IT TO ME LADS

FUCK OFF GINTER

lol Bernat

Ginter is genuinely the most stupid footballer in German history.

The hell

wie bitte

>>75739548
the squad was great the coach was shit.
bernd schneider and klose vs UAE was there for you.

CMON INGO
DO IT AGAIN

STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE STARKE

Tom Starke murdered Darmstadt

why is my stream only playing the announcer's voice and not the crowd
it's unnatural

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>>75739552
k
>>75739564
nu

>>75739548
Schneider is one of the most underrated players in recent history desu.

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>inb4 0 minutes added time

based starke

>pisscheck

>LEZCANO
WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT
FUCK

>>75739598
She's showing basicaly everything in this picture. What's the point of this """"cloths""""? She gould be nude as well.

Sanches is unironically good today.

Srsly tho, why is Ginter still allowed to (dis)grace professional football fields on a regular basis?

What does Taktik Tuchel mean by this?

>>75739601
agree. too bad he had to retire that early.

feel kinda bad for darmstadt 2bh

>Ribery

Just fucking retire.

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>>75739617
against 3 liga tier opposition

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>>75739605
That is why Hillary would still lose the american presidental erection against the lovechild of Hitler and the Marquis de Sade.

KÄMPFEN DORTMUND KÄMPFEEEEEN

>everyone plays for schalke
>they will lose on sunday

>>75739627

maybe he has great work ethic in practice

only 2 mins
shit
i think ingo is going down
i have lost my hope

>>75739644
checked

>>75739638
>Marquis de Sade
he was a breddy gool guy

>>75739635
He's 19 you mong.

Does Dortmund have a all girls squad?

You now remember Altintop played for Real Madrid.

>>75739632
they were shit, they deserve to go down

>>75739648
>tfw darmstadt and ingolstadt go down instead of golfsburg and hamburgers

felix brick you cunt just end it already

>>75739656
is what people said 10 years ago about 29 year old sanches

matchday was shiet

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

>+4

at least gladbach scored

>>75739669
he was a good friend

>>75739674
But the thread was alright.

>chokesburg

it would be nice if leipzig slip

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>augsburg

>>75739598
stop posting that whore

>Ibrahima Traore (former Augsburg player) assists the goal by Andre Hahn (former Augbsurg player) to brutally hurt Augsburg in their fight against relegation

you can't make this shit up

it took them long enough to blow the whistle

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>so many teams will fight for 7th place
>schalke finally makes it
>they are celebrating, going to go to europe next season
>yfw frankfurt wins the pokal

wolfsburg or leverkusen relegated? which would you prefer

Not gonna watch the evening match

>>75739707
>being that mad

Buy another sausage from Uli and suck on it Customer

>>75739722
leverkusen

>>75739731
brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaappppppp

>>75739734

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>>75739720
>yfw frankfurt wins the pokal
>yfw royce still has to wait for a trophy

FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR ABANDONED MINESHAFT IN THE ALPS JUST DELETE THIS

>>75739740

>>75739722

wolfsburg. the de bruyne sell still has me irritated

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>>75739731

nice meme

>>75739724
But they'd be pretty much saved right now had it not been for that last minute goal by Hahn

>>75739753
you seem mad dont get me wrong hum

>>75739724
>you now realize Augsburg is playing vs Dortmund & Hoffenheim in their last 2 matches
>you now realize this 1-1 could literally be the goal that sends them into the relegation play-off in the end

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Breaking: Bayern to unveil Tom Starke statue next Allianz Arena

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>>75739724
>3 points clear.
nut mainz and hamburg each have a game in hand hun

>>75739781
fuck off subhuman

so?
>>75739788

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>>75739790
Hue calling others subhuman kek!!!

>>75739790
>>75739817
kc tier

>>75739720
>Schalke in charge of making anything other then >schalkening

wew lass

>>75739797
He thinks Tuchel is making fun of him

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So if Dortmund wins they will finish 3rd no matter what?

>>75739852
Depends on the results of the remaining Hoffenheim matches. If they can win both, Dortmund would need a win and a draw.

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>>75739852
*wins another match

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>>75739864
okay, thanks.

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>>75739888
Nice trips

Gonna rape her bud?

what is she thinking

all women wearing yoga pants in public are whores

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>>75739665

Ginter was unironically very good today, then does some stupid shit as always to cause a goal. What's up with this guy?

>>75739852
top qt

>qt
>literally showing everyone her vulva and asshole
lamo

finally a good game coming up

>>75739908
Thanks for your insight achmed

>Hertha vs Red Bull
>"good"

lmao!!

>>75740135
KEK

I will go out now and enjoy my evening

have """fun""" with the """match"""

>>75740216
gl hf

>>75740179
can't be worse than all the shit games earlier today
this league is a fucking joke

>>75740225
see >>75740216


he left

>>75740225
back to aleppo ahmed

>>75740246
>t. turkroach that thinks he's better than shitskins of a different shade

>>75740216

have a great night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lpw3yMCWro

Really Based

>Jetzt erstmal singende Achselbehaarung

acestream for leipzig?

>>75741016
leipzig doesn't have the status yet for an acestream

i reckon that i have 7 points in my tippspiel so far

nobody cares desu

rude

i know people care

i was just being tsundere, i care :)

since you asked, I tipped Leverkusen and Dortmund correct. another point for bayernwinslol

>>75741126
what're u tipping 4 2mrw?

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>tfw the bad guys won WW2

>>75741211
>tfw never got to conquer ireland

our effort feels so incomplete now ;_;

Hamburg - Mainz 2:1 maybe 1:1
Freiburg - Schalke 1:2

>>75741211
Schatzi, schenk mir ein Foto

1-1
2-0

"no"

The game is fixed right?

ya

yes, i activated it.

i tipped 0:2

Hamburg will do it when it matters and win by three goals to one tomorrow.
Freiburg - Schalke will end 1-1

Is Timo Werner, dare I say it, elite and Gemany's great white hope?

ya

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>no more Sportschau with Beckmann
:^[

>>75741512
F


he was a good friend

DANKE REINHOLD

With you gone, my last idol leaves the sport, and so will i.

I felt this coming for a while, now its time to go through with it. No more football for me. Its just eating away time at this point, nothing keeps me coming back anymore.

It was fun, but nothings lasts forever.
You gave me my name, Reinhold, now with you it fades away.

Goodbye,
Neinhold

>>75741541
>Jessy Wellmer will be his replacement
uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>75741541
will you take your bots with you?

>ded bull general

>>75741572
My bots are free to make their own decisions. I am their father, not their boss.

>>75741620
*beep beep*
0101010101110101010101010100110101010

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>this fucking game
Berlin just turned into a giant spaghetti factory

>Khedira

>>75741750
>forever in the shadow

Good, I really dislike Hertha

Munich or even Frankfurt should be the capital desu

Berlin is an all-round embarrassment

hmmmm

guess it's 8 points then so far

>the shanty town of Be-
nvm
>Berlin

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That's a lot of passes

>tfw watching Ep 1 of something you absolutely love but unable to marathon the rest

Bob Bradley to coach Leverküssen when?

>>75741872
You have hitler 2 thank 4 that.

>>75741946
He's going to take over in Aalborg after this season.

>>75741946
>You have hitler 2 thank 4 that.

erm, no?

more like Bismarck

>>75741946
Whas does Hitler have to do with it?

>>75741992
She didn't make Vienna the capital of Deutschland

>Berlin Philharmonic
>Pergamon Museum
>???
I honestly can't name three good things about this city.

>>75742024
the new hauptbahnhof looks good

>>75742024
containment of a lot of turks and other shit people

>>75742033
I disagree

>>75742024
us servicemen

>>75742133
they aren't there anymore unless you mean the """"""""""""""US embassy"""""""""""""""""" which is actually just a secret NSA spying cent-

>>75742087
fair enough, now that I think about it I know a lot of useless hipsters that ruined the landscape until they moved to Berlin. you still have to pay for them but at least you don't have to see them.

>>75742288
RIP

>>75742288
hmm, why did the NSA/CIA agents still submit the post after killing this anon?

something's fishy....

>>75742399
Made a post less than 60 seconds before that one.
Filled the captcha and hit submit before writing the post.

>>75742399
it was probably a false flag by the russ-

>>75742475
overkill

>>75739375
>He believes the print jew

>>75741936
Hmm got it working. First time a smart tv has in any way been useful to me

what are you watching

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>>75743835
*hacks into ur mainframe*
you

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Matador.
Follows the life of people in a provincial town from the late '20s to the late '40s.

>>75743905
looks gay af

Who's gonna be at Sportschau tonight?

when is sportschau?

>>75743905

I watched so many great movies over the past weeks.

>>75744097
Matador is very good, but it's a series in 24 episodes.

>>75744112
Yes i imdb'd it.

I watched barely any tv series in my life. Always preferred a good movie.

>imdb'd it

>>75744171
I have watched maybe five or six tv shows from start to finish. The second longest was the Wire.

>>75744289

I think the only one i finished was The Office.

>>75744432
UK or USA

>>75744472
US

u heff no taste german bro

>>75744508
Right. It's a lot longer than the UK version.

>>75744605
Yeah.

>>75744601
I am a real cinephile actually.

>>75744631
t hasn't even seen ingimar bergman's complete filmography

>>75744666
Was it you that suggested Fanny and Alexander to me a few years ago?

Why does Watzke hate Tuchel so much?

I grew up on Swedish children's tv.
All the Lindgren stuff.

>>75744713
maybe

>>75744823
With Klopp it was easier for him to handle. Watzke the smart, serious guy, Klopp the brutally emotional coach.

Tuchel is another stpry. He has encroached on Watzke's territory. Who is the brains behind it all, who spots the smart transfers? It wasn't Klopp was it, the smiling madman, no it was Watzke. But Tuchel..?

I am thinking about watching "Come and see" tonight.

>>75744823
He said multiple times he wants to extend the contract witch Tuchel.
This is just the media trying to create drama.
I read his interview in WAZ to which they are all referring.
Watzke was just giving a frank answer to what he looks for in a coach. No criticism of Tuchel there.

>>75745009
klinsmann to dortmund?

>>75745009
>t. Watzke

>>75744823
He's pissed because he thinks Tuchel is always looking for excuses saying stuff like "the squad is too young" whenever he fucks up and thinks Dortmund can easily reach 2nd with the current squad instead of struggling to reach the CL. Also Tuchel doesn't like to get chummy and shit with other people, while Klopp was literally BFF with Watzke and loved by everybody. Most of it is just media drama though.

>>75745062
>thinks Dortmund can easily reach 2nd

To be fair, last season was Bayern and Dortmund were the only two dominant teams who steamrolled all the opposition (Dortmnd finished 18 points above of 3rd place Leverkusen I think).This season Leipzig, Hoffenheim and even Hertha have been very solid and decent competition. With all the new transfers and injuries I'm surprised Dortmund is 3rd with 2 matchdays to go.

Anyway, who do you guys think will win the Bundes next season?

>>75745270
>Anyway, who do you guys think will win the Bundes next season?
Union Berlin

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>>75745270
>who do you guys think will win the Bundes next season?
guess who

>>75745270
Bayern. Leipzig still need to invest a lot to catch up and I don't see Dortmund beating Bayern over 34 games.
Still think it will be closer than this season.

>>75745359
lmao dude!!

>>75745361
I also think Leipzig and Hoffenheim will drop in form having to play CL.

>>75745359
They can't keep getting away with it

Mario Gomez at Sportstudio

http://www.jamieoliver.com/news-and-features/features/german-potato-soup-kartoffelsuppe/

would a german soccer team eat this suppe?

>>75745421
Yeah especially Hoffenheim, but who will catch up to Leipzig other than Dortmund? I know there's always a couple of unexpected clubs that pop up around top six, but I don't really see anyone challenging for the top three, unless Bremen do a Leicester or Schalke suddenly wake up.

>>75745484
leverkussen

>>75745484
I'm tired of Bayern winning it desu

>>75745491
Lewd

>>75745515
Ya even customers are, but what can you do

>>75745515
the thing is that next year they will probably be as weak as they have been since the late noughties

no lahm nor alonso, ribery and robben are old af, who knows if muller will refind his form, vidal is a hothead,etc.

however

most of bundes still isn't that goodrelative to even a weakened bayern + they already weakened hoffe, and real based leipzig will find it tough with europe especially considering the way they play.

dortmund's chance is next year but they'll probably get btfo by bavaria

>>75745594
I think this transfer market will be crucial. Do you guys know who Bayern will bring in? As for Dortmund, I just know Obama is leaving and Dahoud and Toprak are coming.

>>75739245
they're both somewhat limited desu

>>75745718
>Do you guys know who Bayern will bring in?
Süle and Rudy, both from Hoffenheim.
I wouldn't be suprised if they're going to sign Weigl/Pulisic/Dembele, especially when Dortmund gets closer to them again.

>>75745718

assuming kimmich becomes the new RB they need
at least two center mids (depending on how they feel about sanchez)
another striker
a central defender unless they're really convinced by sule
and perhaps a winger too

doubt they'll get all that in a single window

wonder if they'll go after goretzka

Is someone going to make a new thread if this one gets archived?

>>75745594
It will depend upon
1. Auba not leaving. People give him a lot of shit but he's scored almost 30 goals this season, first Dortmund player to reach that tally since the 60's. Lewandowski couldn't do it with way stronger Dortmund squads so Auba must do something right, a new striker would need to get into the team and it might backfire like Immobile
2. Tuchel not constantly destroying his team with stupid decision making and overthinking
3. Tuchel fixing the defense (Ginter)
4. Most importantly Bayern having a bad year. They can easily walk the league even after losing some key players simply because most teams just throw their games against them anyway.

>>75745814
it would be extremely practical

>>75745829
We're a big general

>>75745807
>wonder if they'll go after goretzka
There are rumours for years now that the Buyern board rate him very highly and that they just wait for the right time to buy him depending on his progress.

Goretzka is a really good player with a good mentality but he's always injured

>>75745823
3 and 4 are the most crucial imo. Obama would be missed but Dortmund really has so much quality in the attacking positions that I don't think that they absolutely need a world class striker so long as they get their defense correct. Ofc, if they do hold onto him they'll be all the more better for it.
>>75745868
He has been very impressive this year
>>75745886
in bayern he'd be able to be "rested" a bit more which could help

>>75745904
>Dortmund really has so much quality in the attacking positions
that's what people always say but if you look at the numbers their 2nd best scorer is reus with like 10 goals overall in all competitions and he played only like 15 games this season and cannot be expected to play 50 games a season in the future. dembele scored a few too but he's extremely wasteful in front of the goal and then their next best scorer is piszczek or something. last year they had auba, miki, reus, kagawa all scoring double digits.

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>>75745951
yeah thinking about it i am fucking retarded, they need auba in order to win the title but they absolutely must improve at the back
>>75745858
4u

We've all seen how a Danish player can transform a Bundesliga team.
Dortmund need some "Danish dynamite" if they want to take it to the next level.

>>75746071
Bruun Larsen will do a Pulisic next year

>>75746108
Of course, I forgot about him. Hopefully he'll recover fully.

>>75746071
I would really like to see Michael Laudrup coach some Buli team desu.

Are there any realistic transfer targets out there that would instantly improve Dortmunds defense? Can't think of any desu schmesu.

>>75746176
I don't think he'll ever coach in Europe again. Too much money in Qatar or wherever he is now.

It's a shame because he wasn't as bad as people make him out to be. Did okay under the circumstances with Getafe, League Cup with Swansea, double with Brondby.
Just seems to be super bad at getting along with boards.

>>75746279
Is Andreas Christensen realistic

>>75746071
>Danish dynamite
Considering the current political climate in Europe I find this term ironic

>>75746316
Chelsea want him back, so no. Personally I think Köln has a good defense but they play completely different from Dortmund and are very defensive to begin with so it's always easier to look good that way. They just need someone who doesn't get these brainfarts like Ginter (and who doesn't ooze insecurity like him).

>>75746286
Yeah, he did some decent stuff while being at Swansea.

>>75746316
Don't know if Chelsea wants to sell him right away.

>>75746389
Dortmund should but Frederik Sorensen then.

>>75746390
It's always a bit weird with Chelsea. I'm sure they think he's someone who'd be great for them, but then again they have some good young players in the position and they can always buy someone new.

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hire lvg as a defensive coach

>>75746427
shitposting aside this >>75746316 as i am unsure if chelsea necessarily will need christensen


they have already cahill, azpilicueta, luiz, zouma and ake to play as central defenders.

>>75746427
>lvg, tuchel and watzke in one club

would be amazing

I took the liberty of making this >>75746567 if people want to keep talking once this one disappears

As strange as it sounds, but Dahoud might be a key to more defensive stability. One of the main problems of Dortmund this season was that most of the time only one player (usually Weigl) had to cover the whole central area between attack and defense. Dahoud being more of a C(D)M than Castro, Guerreiro and especially Kagawa, might help to get a bit more decisive in pressing situations infront of the back four/five

>>75746561
But next season Chelsea needs a larger squad due to CL football.