today:
>3rd bundes
bremen II - halle
erfurt - regensburg
(both 19:00 cest)
>2nd bundes
kaiserslautern - st. pauli
heidenheim - hannover
dresden - 1860
(all 18:30 cest)
>the bundes
köln - bremen (20:30 cest)
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
giro d'italia starting today btw
who cares
moin
who are the /goodguys/??
>>75715271
Rasenball Leipzig
>>75715271
Werder and HSV
>>75715271
st. pauli
>>75715271
Real Based Leipzig
>>75715371
>t. Malte, 21, Kommunist
>>75715449
mad
>>75715457
unemployed
>>75715371
What's the opposite of St. Pauli? Or are Germans too cucked to have right-wing clubs?
>>75715449
lel as if actual Kommunisten would demean themselves to support St. Pauli.
At this point St. Pauli is much more of a Fußballclub©®™ than RB Leipzig.
>>75715547
I heard that some ex-eastern Germany clubs have pretty hardline neo-nazis followers, but none are in 1. Bundes
>>75715649
>implying "actual" communists aren't 80+ years old and senile by now
your average MLPD voter spends most of his time at starbucks, of course he would support St.Memei
>>75715547
Pauli is triggered by almost every club but I think Dresden triggered them the most.
>mention st. pauli
>a bunch of hartzer get triggered
sigh
>>75715814
why would the biggest harzer club after schalke trigger harzers
>>75715547
Of the mainstream clubs it's most certainly Dortmund. Their supporters are also called Zecken.
>>75715814
What did you expect? St. Pauli """fans""" are bourgeoise cucks. Of course Hartzers are triggered when you mention the people who hold them down.
>>75715271
only dortmund and you know it
>>75715977
This is the only acceptable answer since Dortmund is the last club who isn't kommerz but still able to compete on national and international level.
>>75715271
Koln and Hamburg
>>75716001
best answer
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>75715986
Well, technically they are not since the majority (~60%) of their stock is owned by private individuals. Going against the largest investors however would mean that those individuals use their voting rights and I sincerly doubt that they do.
>>75716786
owning bvb shares doesn't even entitle you to voting rights
>>75716809
My fault, I thought they were an AG when they in fact are a KG.
*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
Hallo und guten morgen
Is Natasic the worst defender on the bundesliga?
>>75716831
What's the difference?
Looking forward to the Sympathetico tonight.
Watching the cycling now.
>>75717466
>3-4-3
>Dolberg
So much is wrong with this list. sad!
hallo und guten morgen!
>>75717743
hola ¿como estas?
>>75717743
How are the hamburgers?
>>75715371
Mein neger.
St. Pauli first then my Dutch team, comfy evening. Drinking Schultenbrau, smoking weed.
>>75718043
i'll probably go to the pub soonish and then watch pauli and the epl match later
>>75718183
Thought pubs was ded these days
>>75718183
I live in buttfuck nowhere so pubs are not really an option sadly.
>>75717906
muy bien, amigo. Donde esta chicas con tetas grandes? Ay, tetas muchos grandes y pies deliciosos!
>>75718212
why?
>>75718254
i'm sorry
>>75718281
i dont speak spanish, but you said something about chicks with big boobs, or am i wrong?
>>75718299
Yes
>>75718281
Vienes a EEUU para ver las chicas con grandes chichis
>>75718299
lel, me neither but you learn the basic words like culo, tetas, coño, pies by watching spanish pr0n.
>>75718312
Lo sentimos, pero hombre germanos no habla espanol. He aprendido espanol viendo peliculas pornograficas.
dumb frogposter
frogs are cute
>>75718413
>He aprendido espanol viendo peliculas pornograficas.
Kek
Is this /bundes/?
*posts frog*
Does I get b& if I's post grill ina frog costume?
>he does it for free
>he posts frogs for free
:3
Sadly relevant again.
>>75715371
>st. pauli
Hi bundes
Love u
Xoxo
>le too good for 2nd Bundes but not good enough for 1st Bundes man
HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK
When will Schnatterer go to a team in the 1 Bundesliga?
>>75719947
When will Bouhaddouz?
HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK
>>75719953
He already played for Leverkusen
4 more goals and Hannover is Spitzenreiter
Prib? More like Shit amirite?
>>75720074
was a nice fk 2bhoneys
GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER GUTKJAER
transfermarkt butthurt is always funny
>>75720209
lel
>>75720209
why do Heidenheim fans think they are gonna win just like that against Hannover?
>>75720439
They're Braunschweig/Stuttgart fans and they complain about Heidenheim not playing with much effort because Heidenheim's season is basically over
>>75720439
2. /bundes/ is unpredictable as fuck, and Hannover had some less than convincing phases this season.
WE NEED TO PROMOTE ROSTOCK NOW
AND DYNAMO TO TAKE BACK GERMAN FOOTBALL
>>75720188
Good
Köln: Horn, Klünter, Sörensen, Subotic, Heintz, Lehmann, Hector, Jojic, Zoller, Bittencourt, Modeste
Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Bauer, Veljkovic, Delaney, Grillitsch, Junuzovic, Bartels, Kruse
>>75720463
well shit obviously they are not motivated
>Dresden trying to get Aue relegated
Sad!
>if it stays like this St. Pauli jumped 11 places after the winter break
holy fuckballs
>>75720658
3. Liga - Zwickau
2. Liga - St. Pauli
1. Liga - Bremen
Teams of the second half of the season.
>>75720500
stop saying "german" football or that "germans" exist. only german passports exist. there are only europeans. if you look like me, then you are european.
>>75720500
>any other East German team holding a candle to Leipzig
wew
>>75720681
We don't look obese
>tfw CL party next week
>against the customers
AWWWWW YEAH BOIIII
SAND PAULEH
>>75720770
THAT'S THE WAY
>>75720777
What's your name?
>>75718413
>you learn the basic words like pies by watching spanish pr0n
>pies
>porn
>>75720174
Oh fug now I get what tobihannes means :DDD
>>75720789
Goran Güzübüyük
>>75720789
Niklas
>>75720789
Schwulian Maria Tatütata
Tfw only 3 matchweeks left
>>75720789
>>75721042
t jannik haberer
>>75720733
im yannik but with a "y", how special am i
>>75721230
Isn't that (Yannik) the most common spelling?
>Faggots vs Fishköppes
ugh
>>75721331
don't wanna know about your parents sexlife yo
THANK YOU BASED BESCHEIDEN
>i almost missed this match
'sup, /bundes/?
>UPDATE
Lewandowski (28 goals)
Aubameyang (27 goals)
Modeste (24 goals)
>>75721353
>reads the word 'fish'
>thinks about sex
not even surprised you swamp faggot
>bintpol """"humor"""""
ugh
>>75721483
>reads the word faggot
>thinks about your dad
really makes you think
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Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle!
You wanker
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT TUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT TUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT
2-1
inb4 3:3
based bartels
Who the fuck needs Gnabry
WERDEEEEEEER
Tfuh? What is happening!!!!!!
2_2
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>dat Bremendusel
bremen is fucking on fire right now
inb4 2-6 at half time
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FC Kobenhavn have won the Danish championship
WEW
E
W
ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!! ZOLLER!!
ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER v
Holy shit this match, Ima die tonight if it keeps going on like this
>>75721802
Bremen never bothered with it.
What happened with Köln? They had one of the best defenses in the league.
>the absolute fucking state of Stöger's fashion sense
It's like he wears all the shit merchandise that isn't getting sold in the fanshop
>>75721729
How long does it take you to take a shit?
>>75721930
Longest 1hr 20, not including clean up
>>75722009
WEW
It once took me about 45 minutes, but I had been taking opioid painkillers for a broken leg before that. Those things turn your poop into diamond, I swear.
I've seen enough scat porn to know that nobody needs longer than 5 minutes to take a shit
>not reading on the crapper
MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE! MODESTE!
BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN
>it's one of these games
Looks like I was wrong to watch the EPL
>Werner
I have family in Köln. I wanna go to an effzeh match one day.
Wiedwald on the ball is pure JUST
>>75722316
You should come to the /bundes/ meetup this fall
Oh fug. Gnabry at it again.
4-3
GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY
SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY SERGE MOTHERFUCKING GNABRY
>7 goals in 60 minutes
>mfw
>>75722504
this could become the most entertaining match of the season
Bartels Nationalspieler wann?
>>75722538
>30 years old
>first good season
maybe if he goes to hoffenheim or freiburg
>Le defensive tactics man
>>75722589
Maybe for Confed cup? If Rudy could get into the NT last season, why not Bartels?
low quaity goal spam I go back to watching serie c
>>75722636
because Rudy plays for Hoffenheim
>>75722636
because he's not homosex
>>75722422
Will you be there? Can I beat you up?
>>75722655
Thx for the update hun :)
>>75722747
Bundes meetup in my pants 2nite (:
Hi is this /10is/?
This game is awesome.
Based Werder.
MODESTE BLEW IT!
>Modeste
You wanker.
PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARROPIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO PIZARRO
>>75723030
>you
Modeste is really bad at scoring easy goals
>no Pizza
CLEARLY REFBALL
Based pizza turning out players 10yrs younger than him
Bremen blew it.
GOAT game
>be köln
>do nothing
>4 goals
fucking how
>Tootenham
>Bremen
Ugh
Lads, Tottenshit is blowing it right now
Who /happy/ here
Made my cinco de mayo even better!!
>>75723359
I prefer cinco de ketchup
>>75723479
That's why Dutch>Germans
>>75723479
Good one
>>75723518
Yes, mayo all the way am I right
>>75723670
>am I right
No
We were crapped on. Literally!
>>75723359
great, now i'm the mood for pico de gallo or guacamole.
>>75723792
*shits on u*
>>75723813
Is mexican food a thing in Gerbany? If not I sense a bidness opportunity
>>75723961
I'd welcome a Taco Bell.
>>75723961
>Is mexican food a thing in Gerbany? If not I sense a bidness opportunity
no, it would be a thing if we liked it but we don't.
>>75724008
I like it.
>>75724008
:(
>>75724004
gross x-(
good night
>>75724004
I hate to be that guy but Taco Bell is not real Mexican food. I wonder if a real Mexican restaurant would be succesful in Germany.
>>75728490
Really makes u think
Looks like this thread is about to die, which moght either be due to it being on autosage or because it hasn't been bumped in six hours.
Guess I'll give it a shot:
Gooooooood Morning, /bundes/!!!
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning
Yes, yes good morning.
>>75723359
>Made my cinco de mayo even better!!
You need to go back, Miguel.
Mag hier noch jemand lange Pferdeschwänze?
Goooooodddddd morniiiiinnnnnnng!
why is it so hard to tipp these days
rrrreee
>>75735514
What did he mean by this?
>>75735943
Because of Abstiegskampf. Clearly most games are just no-bet games.
betting is for degenerates. i dont bet.
>>75735984
Well you're posting on a Finngolian Hyper War Circlejerk Shithouse so, yeah...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>75735556
Epic meme Austria xD
at least there's one promising 15:30 game today (Dortmund - Hoffe)
>>75737327
not me
>>75737327
/missingemily/ here
the only trips I miss are Johannes and Razor
>>75737378
kys
>>75737378
also check my digits, that's pretty wicked
>>75737386
eat poo, quiz
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FCM \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>75735556
>>Made my cinco de mayo even better!!
>
>You need to go back, Miguel.
kek I bet most posters here don't get the joke
>>75737542
>ontopic post
must be a different Dumbmark
SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI SABIRI
WÜRZBURG YES. YOU CAN DO THIS
oh man what the fuck
how come würzburg always shits the bed in the last few minutes. its been like this for the entire second half of the season. guess thats it for 2nd bundes
TACTICAL TACTITUCHEL STRESSED AF
What interview is he talking about?
>>75738079
about differences with aki regarding to new date of the CL match against monacco
>>75738097
seems like a storm in a water glass to me
sky jews always looking for excuses to keep us down and bully us
TIME FOR BUNDES
I hope Hoffe wins. They need to qualify directly while Dortmund can play United, Napoli, Sevilla or whoever in qualifications
>>75738125
fuck off tobi
>>75738133
stay mad shareholder
>find simulcast stream
>it's in mono instead of stereo
>>75738188
bundes streaming is illiegal now. I'm calling the cops
rate my setup
watching dortmund-hoffe because gonna be good match and having the sound of ingo-bayer because i am from ingo :3
>it's a spicyburger concede a crucial goal in the last minutes of the match episode
ugh, I hate reruns
>Kimmich-Sanches
>no Thiago
Bayern confirmed for trying to help Darmstadt.
>>75738233
Why the fuck aren't you at the match if you live in Ingolstadt?
>>75738260
i don't have the moneyz
>>75738268
You don't have what... 20-25 Youros? How can you afford anything?
Fuck, a travelling chinaman stole the village TV so we have to use the village PC to watch this match.
I met him a couple hours before at the pub actually, he predicts a 3-2 to BVB.
>>75738276
my fiscal month starts on tuesday
listening to sport1.fm instead
I need to do work and cant watch my screen
>>75738280
I can't believe I still haven't filtered you. All you do is bait and shitpost.
/tendes/!
r8 my hd stream
>>75738298
>implying that that isn't what literally everyone on this website does
>>75738311
how sweet is the honey?
>>75738311
save it as jpg next time
>>75738298
t. ass blasted customer
>>75738316
I c-come here for intellectual sports discussion, I s-swear.
>Leckie
why can't he score
REUS
ROYCE
ROYCE
ROYCE
ROYCE
ROYCE
ROYCE
ROYCE
REUSEREUSREUSERUESHRUEUSURUEUSRUUSURUERUUEEEEUSURUSU!!!!!
>>75738329
You're trying too hard to fit in.
ROYCE
ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE v
dubs and Marco Reus gets a hat trick
RUSE
refball
>Dortmund Bonus
every time
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
>Hoppenheim getting refballed
lyl
>Boipussia getting refball again
Guess Watzke really went spending after that interview, huh?
>it was offside
>w-well, e-everyone gets offside, it's not like refball karma could come back to haunt us, right?
hahahahahahahahaha
Which stream are you guys watching ?
>>75738363
>>75738366
>>75738367
Just balancing out Reus getting sent off when they played last time.
>>75738376
sky.de
and that WASN't offside
holy shit this refballing
Finnish Eurosport commentator is an absolute idiot. Said that the ref called the goal off after talking to the assistant ref.
>get fucked by refs against Monaco
>/bundes/ provides and favors you against FC IT Autism Shittenheim
>>75738376
none.
its illegal now.
>deppenheim
>>75738389
Ausgleichende Gerechtigkeit, m8.
>Castro
LMAO FUCKING RETARD
>>75738394
>now
>>75738388
does funland even have a major football league?
boy they really want dortmund in 3rd place
Are Darmstadt good guys or bad guys?
>>75738394
Found one, stay scared.
SCHALALALA
SCHALALALA
EEE EEE EEEEEEE
B V B
>>75738408
Yeah. Someone post those guys from HJK trying to do some flag shit.
>>75738415
both
>>75738376
some russian stream
I hope Reus gets redcarded
violent fag
tuchlel mad af
>hes not watching beinsports with arab commentating
>>75738408
Yeah we kinda do. Usually the winner doesn't even get to the Euro league. Most Finns watch the epl or halal
>>75738440
go back to durkaland, ahmed
E R A
R
A
Reus absolutely murdering Hoffe.
NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL NO ERA PENAL ERA REFBALL
>>75738435
>He played with a softball as a kid
lel
HOFFAILHEIM
>>75738362
Where have you been? We missed you during the last matches.
>reus handball
>penal for shitmund
WEWWWWWWWWWW
REF
BALL
>REFBALL AGAIN
>Refs in the Bundesliga
S.h.a.k.e. m.y. h.e.a.d. t.o. b.e. h.o.n.e.s.t.
THANKS OBAMA
THANKS OBAMA
AHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED OBONGO
If Waczke doesn't sell Obama while he's still worth 100 mil he's a fucking moron.
the state of German refereeing
>OBAMA
>obongo
>>75738469
>>75738474
>>75738475
>trying this hard
Fuck off, Uli!
>VAR next season
Thank you based God.
>70m
MFW it's an Obama misses five sitters and we draw 2-2 episode
>that Tuchlel chimpout
Pretty good reffing desu
>>75738494
>we
>czech republic
>half of hoppenheim's team running in the penalty box
>ref doesn't care
still a shitty penulty by obama jr
haha fuck you bongo bongo
phew, lewy still on top :DDDD:D
>first goal offside by about a mile
>cross before the penalty hits reus on the arm before the supposed hoffenheim handball
absolutely disgusting
>>75738468
I am busy on most weekends now
>>75738496
>not enjoying ex-Mainz BvB coaches chimping out
The fucking shitter still saying the game is 0-0
>>75738513
show screenshot of scores with minutes
>>75738513
Maybe you live in a parallel universe where the goal was disallowed
>>75738503
no it's not czech republic it's the spanish colony of Luzon
bayern are leading
Why does Obama even still get to take penulties?
I mean 3/4 Jesus Christ
Is Bernat elite?
>>75738508
did you get a weekend job like I used to have?
protip: it's annoying as fuck and not worth the additional money
BERNHART
sexy footwork from bernat
>>75738511
>>75738530
my point still stands
>we
and those captchas are fucking ridiculously annoying
>>75738543
stfu chink
>>75738537
>not worth the money
>as if you do it for the money and not to leave the house and talk to actual people
>>75738549
Fuck you Ahmed, I won't allow you to insult my plumber.
>>75738533
kanone
>>75738526
Sorry, the overlay didnt go away, cant be bothered to take a new one
>>75738549
what :D
>>75738543
Buyern pole = cancer
Buyern btfo pole = best pole
>>75738551
Tbh, except my fiance, I never made any friends at work. I don't think it's supposed to work like that.
>>75738537
Yeah, pretty much.
>>75738551
wut?
I have friends for that (not a lot, but at least some quality ones)
who the fuck takes a job to talk to people?
you might as well just join the jehova witnesses then, lots of talking with people there
>the schmelle
>>75738564
>my fiance
is gay marriage allowed in gypsyland?
>>75738555
>>75738562
this is racist against my race, stop oppressing me
i reported you to the authorities
>>75738564
>>75738573
>having friends
Normies get OUT! REEEEEEE
>Volland
wew
>>75738547
>and those captchas are fucking ridiculously annoying
look at this intestinal tumor I got yesterday
>>75738590
it's like they don't want anyone to post
>>75738587
>liking Janusz but disliking Slawomir is somehow racist now
>mfw Sokratis bombs forward like he's trying to ascend into the plane of the forms
>>75738590
just click SKEEEEEEEEEEUP
>>75738584
Fiancee, fuck these borrowed Frog words. And to answer your question, the Christfags in our country would never allow it.
>>75738600
buy a 4chan pass, goy. Become a customer now!
>FCM
How fucking stupid they are. They will get relegated to Regionalliga again next season. Fuckers.
>>75738619
>borrowed
Stop pretending that you return anything. Ever.
>>75738557
tapio furuholmiko siellä selostaa? ite rasahdin furuholmin selostukselle niin pahasti että siirryin suosiolla striimeihin
>settings
>legacy captcha
Hello, where are the goals :DDDDD
>>75738642
thank you
>>75738636
Joo furu tää on. Nyt se ei sentään enää hengitä mikkiin. Alkukaudesta joka hengenveto vinku aivan saatanasti.
>>75738634
Hey man, if you're giving it to me willingly it's borrowing.
>>75738620
but i already did
What is the best colour a goalkeeper can wear?
I like them pink or green
Got £500 on Bayern to win by arc LEAST 2 goals
How blacked am i
>>75738664
Tim, please
>>75738661
>since 2017
did you just buy it now to make this post?
>5 matches
>1/3 over
>2 goals
J U S T
U
S
T
>Obama being sold at PSG
Thank God
>>75738670
pretty bleached desu
>>75738682
yes
>>75738686
cant imagine they paying 70m for our nigger.
hope they dont discover theyre being scammed.
>>75738686
Curious who will replace him
>>75738686
Somehow I believe that if Obama was allowed to play as a second striker instead of a main striker he would be much less frustrating as he sometimes is.
>>75738699
dembele
I just counted the wins by 4 or more goals from Barca, Real and Bayern in the last three seasons. Keep in mind that La Liga has 38 games
Barca: 9, 12, 12
Bayern: 5, 6, 9
Real: 3, 10, 9
>>75738699
>We are being linked with Lacazette and some good strikers from Serie A teams. Eventually Isak.
Haderdjonaj is so good i like him
>>75738699
morata
>>75738700
I hate that One striker tactic which everyone uses sicne the Spanish nationalteam was so dominating with that
>>75738699
apparently an italian at lazio is banging them in this year, maybe we can get that guy
>>75738699
immobilie will come back for a second try.
>>75738727
>>75738715
Italians in the Bundesliga almost never works
>Now Gonzalo Castro inviting Dembele in to open those legs
wtf fox commentator
Just got a missed call from Tunisia, I hope ISIS aren't trying to recruit me
>>75738717
I imagine someone will try and snap him up if Ingolstadt go down.
>>75738741
that was the call that could've saved europe you idiot
>Tisserand
LENO
>>75738745
I hope not
>>75738741
I got one at like 1am from Romania one night. Shit was weird.
>>75738741
maybe your family called.
is it youre birthday today?
>>75738699
Werner
>>75738737
>who is Ruggiero Rizzitelli
>who is Luca Toni
>who is Andrea Barzagli
leckie kicked leno in the face lol
>>75738755
Nope. He can play Champions League with leipzig and gets enough money from them
>>75738761
ssshhhh! He watches football since 2009
go dortmund!
>>75738753
I've been getting some from England, actually quite a lot of Finnish people have, it was even covered in the Finnish media
If you would become a pro footballer, would you keep your real name or go with a pseudonym?
Good morning bundes
I am hungover
>>75738791
I'd call myself Kaka or Ronaldinhodinho desu
>>75738774
oh man
late again?
get your shit together m8.
>>75738791
I would use my gamertag: PussyDestr0yer69
>>75738790
Weird. Is it some spam call/ call center thing?
>>75738761
>Ruggiero Rizzitelli
Just 12 Goals in 45 matches for Buyern
>Andrea Barzagli
Just one good season for Wolfsburg
>Luca Toni
I give you that but in comparison for are dozens of examples that didnt worked out
>>75738791
nobody could pronounce my last name so i would probably go with my first name
>>75738755
Kinda old desu
>>75738794
I haven't drunk in over a month, not since I drank a whole bottle of southern comfort and barely even felt tipsy. It's nice waking up refreshed and full of energy.
Dortmund will just reach a shitty draw. It ends 1:1
Why are all the games so mind-crushingly bad?
>>75738805
They ask some questions, no idea what. They called me when I was at work, so didn't get to answer
>>75738809
t. Spurdo Pekka Mäkäräinen
>>75738812
>is that werner herzog?
aaah i get your joke. quite witty!
I stayed up way too late.
>>75738827
players are scared to make mistakes on this crucial matchday, so they don't risk anything which results in the matches being largely played in midfield
>>75738845
what for?
>>75738817
Might take a break Tbh
>>75738824
It's looking like a pretty open game desu. >We should be able to create chances. In all the games that end up like that, they pressed Dortmund well and sat back in the last third and BVB couldn't find a way through their defense. This time round Hoffe have a more attacking mindset and so there's a lot of open space. Only a matter time till Reus/Dembe/Auba exploit this.
>>75738774
>>75738794
morning
>no webms
what happened to /bundes/
HAST DU ETWAS ZEIT FÜR MICH?
>>75738841
I just love the man lad
HAST DU ETWAS ZEIT FÜR MICH
>>75738879
evening
>>75738858
I was watching a baseball game that didn't end until 3 am
>>75738817
Last time I got drunk was last october. Woke up in the morning, had puked in my bed so decided it's time to take a break.
>sky playing 99 luftballons now
meh, I miss 'I Know I'm not Alone' desu
Halftime. Post some slags!
>>75738891
>that /tv/ anon impersonating his voice
>>75738914
>finn can't handle alcohol
back to wherever you came from, immigrant
>>75738930
duodecima confirmed
>>75738930
nah, he'll get the EL final
kuipers gets the CL final
>>75738930
Well, it will be hard to refball Real into winning the CL against Juve so of course you need the best refballers.
>>75738933
1 liter of vodka and some beer in a couple of hours was a bad decision. Got off from work at 8pm, started drinking at about 8.30
>>75738932
L-links? I remember about 20 people doing absolutely perfect Johnathan Pryce impressions for Tabu but no Herzog.
>>75738951
*rolls eyes*
should I do cardio & legs today or just cardio?
Info: i did cardio & legs yesterday but i want some sexy legs again
>>75738951
why are yoga pants sexier than bare ass
>>75738951
>>75738975
pls be in london
>>75738975
do both
>>75738981
You tell me.
>>75738981
There's something magical in the tease, think of the zettai for example.
Also
>chicharito benched
Might sound biased because of the flag, but it's like korkut hates goals or winning.
>ywn have a bavarian qt to mix your indio genes with
kill me now famalam
why does this german fag only post ugly whores?
>>75739027
Korkut doesn't give a fuck about scoring goals, he just doesn't want to concede any. Which is why he constantly plays Kießling, he's used to defend corners.
>>75739037
Last one for now.
>>75739035
just visit South Brazil
>i rate tuchel
>>75739035
>ywn have a spicy Latina qt to mix your Aryan genes with
c-care for an exchange?
although I'm not sure about Bolivian women, they might be too Indio for me
I want a Colombian or Venezuelan girl
why are they trying to cheat dortmund into the champions league in this game of all? why didnt they do it before?
it would've been less obvious it hink
>>75738930
atkinson
what match are you guys watching
the one on tv
>>75739070
all of them
t. Konferenz-Schauer
>>75739035
>ywn have any qt with that maternal aura, like she would love nothing more than to put you on a leash and pet you like a puppy
>>75739070
wer /sge/ hier
>>75739070
the dortmund match
>>75739083
ew go away
>>75739070
Switching between Ingol - Leverkusen and Dortmund - Hoffenheim
filipinos sure are weird
trying to get some hipster cred. should i support rot weiss essen or kickers offenbach or any other 5th tier team
>>75739070
handball
>>75739058
Didn't they already mixed with niggers? Lemme tell you the only thing worst than my kind is niggers.
>>75739062
All latinas are only attractive if they're mixed with euros in the first place.
>Golfsburg won't go down
ugh
WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES
>>75739070
Simulcast
>>75739114
Patrician. Which match?
>>75739070
none
>Kießling
wew
>>75739120
>but hamburg will
yay
now we just need an ingolstadt goal
>>75739131
germany-slovenia
lel rer is trying hard to get the equalizer for Hoffe
>>75739137
is it a playoff spot?
>>75739140
I wish we still had a good men's team. We still rule the women's sport tho.
have you ever been in an argument abs in the middle realized you were wrong but continued to argue and defend your original position anyway?
>>75739150
hamburg currently occupies the relegation play-off spot, yes
>>75739154
9/10 | 3/10
more puppy play
<3
>>75739156
all the time
Lezcano was 3 mil and he's shit, why
>>75738919
SAME
New thread! Remember OP has to be unbiased.
we know it now.
his name is pronounced pulisitch
but because hes a burgerboo and he sexually identifies as a burger he wants to be called pulisick
>>75739169
shoullda bought valentino lazaro
>>75739091
>petplay
Ageplay is the superior dom/sub dynamic.
>>75739156
t. donald trump
how's life in the white house
>>75739070
Giro
>>75739156
On 4chan often. In irl life when I get drunk I like being a contrarian so I've had a few arguments where I don't really support what I say, but I don't think that really counts.
>>75739113
Nur der RWE!
It's the 4th division btw
AUGSBURG NO WHY
>>75739156
sometimes
>>75739161
I see them staying up if they keep that spot
Uth is being serious dead weight today
>>75739183
anything goes man, as long as she doms
>Augsburg cucking Monggladbach
>>75739163
*10/10
>>75719047
>cuck pauli
>>75739204
>anything goes
Well of fucking course, at this point it doesn't matter if she doesn't dom. She only needs to be female and whiteish. I'm tired of baggin cholas.
What is Rolex-Kalle's brother doing behind Tuchel?