/tennis/

Not an sport. >>>/fa/

>>75738856
Fuck off, Bacteria.

you will never

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Who will coach him now?

>>75738917
me

>>75738917
Andy Roddick

>>75738939
not hippie enough

>>75738851

Gayest OP ever! sage

>>75739016
>retiring at 30
That was somewhat unconventional

>>75738856
dumb gabriel

>>75739097
that's pele, not gabriel

>>75739097
That's an impostor.

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all the good matches are at 4am..

>>75739097
>now knowing the eternal butthurt Brazilian /fa/ poster
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%3E%3E%3E%2Ffa%2F/country/BR/

>>75739503
you just know....

Instabul open live on fox sport, cilic and schwartz.

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yeh, you could say maria is pretty /fa/

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alright guys, heres my top waifu rankings as of now

1. Masha (forever and always)
2. Ostabaeko
3. Dodin
4. Carina

honorable mention but falling off a bit

5. Kerbe

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>>75739902
>>75739798
>dodin below masha (dresses like a fag, not really hot anymore) and jelena
>no goerges

>>75739902
Do Americans know what Masha means?

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>>75740049
yeah, apparently brits dont though

>>75740005
yeah idk, dodin is certainly more attractive than jelena but i like jelena more overall. i need to watch more dodin matches tb.h

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who okayed the font for the madrid logo? shit looks stupid and hard to read.

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>>75739902
>No Hantuchova.

>>75740049
diminutive form of maria

>>75740193
love her actually. she just doesnt play much tennis these days. she was just diagnosed with a fractured rib ;_; so she will be playing even less. im actually surprised she hasnt retired yet.

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>Fuck off and don't fuck off to /lit/ fuck off back to 10th grade lit class you're too plebian for them.

>>75740295
honestly more power to people who read books. i cant do it. i have no interest in fiction whatsoever and when i read non-fiction its either just articles or short write ups i find on the internet

>>75740373
no interest in fiction? usually it's the other way around, no interest in non-fiction. i read both, but a good fiction book is usually the best for me, to pass the time.

>>75740422
is boring

>>75740422
yeah im not big on fiction stories at all. i like movies and stuff but i cant be bothered to read a long ass book of make believe, i find real world things much more interesting

Fuck Cilic.

>>75740452
fuck white people

where can i watch genie bouchard vs alize cornet?

>>75740541
https://sekastream.com/canli/cornet-ali-bouchard-eu-macini-canli-izle/

i hate them both

>>75740644
thx lad

>>75740447
think i might prefer a really good book over a good movie these days.

>>75740644
lag af

>>75740772
yeah.. its weird sometimes it works great other times not

MaSha withdrawals. sad!

>>75740867
dont scare me like that

by god, the genie vs cornet match just had an objectively good point. As in, it was ATP quality.

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Is this a painting of her on the left?

>>75741178
yeah it is. what, are you mad your parents will never be proud enough for them to hang a painting of you in their house?

>>75741212
ya i am a failure and it seems tacky desu

>>75741255
i think its a sweet gesture.

>>75741347
fair enough

>>75741212
It seems rather than bring proud, your parents are using you for their own validation (MY son is x).

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>>75741255

>>75741379
wel novak is literally the greatest tennis player of all time so thats ok

>>75741377
i think not when its inside their personal living room. it would be different if they post shit about her all over social media and stuff.

>>75741377
Leave Gael out of this

>>75741423
Others seeing it makes no difference; have your own damn life, don't love through your children.

>>75741447
t never had children

>>75741447
>being proud of raising a beautiful daughter who turned hard work into being a professional athlete is not ok

im sure they have their own lives gabriel, they clearly love their daughter - you know paying for top level training for her whole life in hopes of her reaching the level she is at now.

lighten up a bit man

>>75741508
now i realizedim an asshole

thx 4 making me see the light mikey

(not being sarcastic either btw

>>75741547
thats what im here for :)

>>75741565
(:

>>75741508
You don't need to rub it in their faces like that, either way you might as well raise a normal child.

Pella is in the final of the Bavarian International, plays Memerev tomorrow.

How good is he?

>>75741602
so its only conceited because their daughter is a professional athlete? my parents have photos of me in their house and im just a regular ol guy - is it okay for them? i really dont get where youre coming from on this..

Eugenie is back

>>75741714
Only if the picture is there to remind what your parents done to you for you to be where you are, as if they are the center of the universe.

>making it past the first round
>back

really high standards you genie fans have

>>75741777
so being proud of your own childs achievements is not ok.

got it.

>>75741723
>>75741783

>>75741783
wait til she beat maria sharapova in next round!

>>75741822
If the child made it on their own, fine.

>>75741944
i sense some family issues with you gabe. i hope everything is okay

Douchard dropped the second set

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>tfw ATPlebs have no clue about the entertainment a WTA match provides

>>75741853
>implying maria wont btfo her after those nasty words she said

>>75742018
I don't have any issue at all, I just don't like to see parents using kids as an extension of themselves. But let's end this argument here for the sake of the thread.

>>75742076
of course she did. lel, i thought she was 'back'

>>75742104
ok. i dont either, and i dont get that vibe from the bencics but guess i could be wrong. we're arguing over a snapchat screengrab after all..

>>75742094

also Schiavone looks like a man lele

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cornet literally has the goat body

>>75742178
shame about that face though

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>>75742211
meh

>>75742262
The nose is a train wreck.

>>75742352
Is it a botched nose job?

>>75742405
no u idiot

>>75742405
it might as well be

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tcw shell never be a good 10is player

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>>75742533
just be a fanny stan instead. shes like a white version of alize, and also a much better tennis player

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white girls who rep their countries is such a turn on for me

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>>75742659
uglier; also, been blacked

>>75742718
Nice try jamal

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>>75742718
shes hotter lad

>>75742809
whore af
>>75742793
here u go achmed https://www.instagram.com/p/BPGC3Feho_O/?taken-by=fannystollar&hl=en

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>people think this is attractive

hahahahaha

>>75742858
delete this.

>>75742895
she's past her prime

>>75742895
objectively ya

>>75742858
You can see from a mile away that she's a succubus by the way the presents herself.

>>75743297
i just want to see her naked

>>75743297
>>>/r9k/

>>75743489
?

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is these promo kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN0a9yr7wbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDPQiYNSnwM

which do you prefer?

damn i want to see maria lift another trophy so fucking bad

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>>75738917
Did he leave Pepe?

>>75743582
nigga u gay af

but the wimby 2k16 vid is gud

>>75743640
im gay? nigga u gay

>>75743626
everyone but him

>>75743784

>tfw he's driving a love and peace car

not sure what he's up to 2bh

>>75743757
uncalled 4 u gay ass nigga.

euro tennis season is lame tho. literally nothing happening after 3PM baka

>>75743808
no kidding. just look at the state of the thread right now. i need to leave the house... i think ill get my hair cut

>>75743804
>inb4 novak's life follows that of don draper

>>75743846
good call. probz gonna cut the grass

>>75743626
>Imaz made his debut on the ATP Tour at the 1995 Austrian Open.[3] He lost to Sergi Bruguera in the second round, having earlier beaten Christian Miniussi.[3]

>His most noteworthy performance came in the 1998 French Open, the only Grand Slam of his career.[3] The Spaniard had a five set opening round win over Jean-Baptiste Perlant.[3] He then lost in straight sets to eventual champion Carlos Moyá, but would come close to winning the second set tiebreak, which lasted for 30 points.[3]
He plays tennis he should coach him.

Have you noticed that most of the multiple GS winners have been very successful at Australia, Wimbledon and the USO, but less so at RG? Except for Nadal, who is insanely successful at RG but much less so at the other three.

>>75744087
>Have you noticed that most of the multiple GS winners have been very successful at Australia, Wimbledon and the USO, but less so at RG?
yes.precisely because nadal is a claybabby

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why does she say shit like this? she knows these comments just motivate maria right? genie struggled getting past an injured cornet. i cant wait to see masha blow her shit out.

i like the drama though, it makes things interesting

>>75744107
It was like that before doe Sampras doesn't even have a RG title

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>i discovered alot of black

what did she mean by this

>>75744087
Rosewall and Wilander were successful at RG and grass slams except for Wimbly (Wilander also won two hc slams).

swear down gabriel must have had a seriously shit upbringing and relationship with the (elder) women in his family/community

would unironically read freud's report on the lad if it were possible

>>75744182
>>75744270
t. bootyblasted he didn't get a superb owl date with her

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>>75744270
>he deleted his didn tab

Pepe!

https://twitter.com/MutuaMadridOpen/status/860901074957369344

>>75744898

El es un grande hombre

>>75744087
Borg.

>>75744182
You can take a print just of the twit.

>>75744972
Well he wasn't "successful" at US Open (even when it was on clay) and he only attended AO once.

>>75745032
It was on clay? That's new to me. But he was great at RG nonetheless.

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why does her arm look massive?

>>75744898
>tfw meme magic killed his career

>>75745060
Grass - 1881–1974
Clay - 1975–1977
Hard - 1978–
He lost the 76 one against Connors, who's the only one to win the US Open on all three surfaces. But Borg only slams at two different places.

Vilas is another multiple slam winner without winning Wimbly (but won AO on grass and US only on clay).

>>75745093
you know why ;)

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>>75744898
This is how I see Pepe and Djokovic.

>>75745227
no i dont if i did i would not have asked

>>75745203
Why do you think the uso even considered changing to clay? Seems like they quickly corrected.

>>75745246
Or Pepe is Sheev.

>>75745246
He's definitely the Yoko Ono

>>75745273
I don't think he is that smart, probably just trying to milk Djokovic's money.

>>75744990
i'm too lazy to crop it. i can just press print screen and it saves the grab automatically so whatever

>>75745322
>
Human beings have infinite capacities and skills, the problem is that our mind limits us. Telepathy, telekinesis which includes levitation, and many more things are all possible.
He's Sheev.

>>75745470
sems like he'd be a good friend

>>75745470
I wonder if he's one of those guys that sells healing crystals

>>75745622
calm down macron

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genie bouchard

>>75745470
Holy fuck, could he be more of a charlatan? Obviously just a scam like those hippies love to do. Lost my respect for Djokovic as well.

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>>75745685
i feel bad for nole. can only imagine the sadness that makes him want to believe in this snake oil merchant

>>75745653
Michael tier posting

>>75745272
IIRC, the USO was originally on grass, same with Straya. They probably tried clay to see how it did, until finally settling for hardcourt.

>>75740447
You have assburgers

>>75745749
what was it

>>75745841
actually i'm just to intelligent to read

>>75745841
i do have no imagination so maybe

>>75745870
/heem/. What's with that general that attracts so much shitposting anyway?

>>75745889
>to
I hope this was ironic

>>75745919
its literally oiled up fags beating each other up. i cant imagine the average UFC watcher to be even reasonably intelligent.

>>75745940
nope. not at all ;)

>>75746033
lmao retard >>>/heem/

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>yfw bouchard btfos shitapova now that she's off PEDs

>>75746065
no. this is MY general. i made this general ...

>>75746276
is this bizzaro ten ? keep dreaming my guy

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>>75746276

>>75746358
Damn, Nadal's hairline looks like *THAT*?

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guess who she's talking about. tennis stans are so fragile


myself included

>god given beauty
lmao

>>75746544
keep on keepin on keepin peope woke mike

>>75746544
based michael

>>75746630
my anon acct got suspended for using racial slurs to serena stans. they are by far the worst

>>75746544
>>75746691
>this is how you spend your time when failing intro math courses
toppest of keks

>>75746768
>nerd shit
lmao, im majoring in communications (gonna be a tennis commentator)

>>75746768
what?

>>75746803
me too. i'd love to do something tennis related with it as well. inb4 meme degree, ya i know. i've been in college for like 6 fucking years man it really sucks but hopefully i'll be finished by this time next year

t michael

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>>75746803
Nice one Troeltsch

You were always my fav

>>75746803
>>75746857
>tfw your tax dollars pay for this mess
Sad!

>>75746857
wanna start up a tennis media company?

>>75746986
if be down dude really. i honestly am interested in like running social media and interacting with fans/other companies and organizing events or promotions within the world of tennis. i think thatd be pretty comfy.

>>75747058
your autistic, right-wing/racist views are too much of a risk. Tennis Media Conglomerate (TMC(tm)) is unable to offer you the position at this time

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>there's a tennis player named tennys

>>75747140
lol. i giggled

has there ever been a poo peeland 10is player?

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What the FUCK is this retard hippie doing?

>>75745651

She actually uses a Pure Aero? Judging by that throat beam shape, yes. top kek

>>75743626

He left everyone BUT that faggot.

>>75748419
Aligning his chakras.

I'm watching Carreño Busta vs Gilles Muller tomorrow

What should I expect/pay attention to?

>>75749018
never heard of either player

>>75749035
It's 21st vs 28th you lil shit

>>75749018
Forgot to say it's on clay

it's fucking 2AM why tf is there live European tennis

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>>75749035

Casual

>>75749018

Muller is a big serve + attacking player, so watch to see if he can translate his game at all on clay. It will be tough for him. It might depend on the weather, but Carreno Busta should win. Muller is an "old school" player so that will be cool to see.

Carreno Busta is more attacking than your prototypical Spanish grinder, so it should be a fun matchup. If both guys play well you'll see lots of winners and good tennis.

>>75749018
Muller chimping out and Straight Busta winning

>>75749114
>>75749173
in just a wtafag

>>75749160
This. Madrid's scheduling is fucked

>>75749192
Then nobody cares who you haven't heard of. Just post pics of qts when the thred's ded

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>>75749173
"At the beginning… at the beginning they are without pressure or fear, and they burst from seemingly no location onto the professional stage, instant stars, phenomenal, fearless, immunized to pressure, numb to anxiety – at first. They seem as if they are like the adult players, only better - better in emotion, more abandoned, not human to the stress of fatigue or the airplaning without end, to the publicity. … seemingly unfeeling of the loneliness and alienation and everyone wants a thing from the etoile."

… but it is soon you start to see the burning out… now the ephebe who is famous etoile, who is in magazines and the sports reports aux disques, he is pursued to become the Billboard Who Walks: use this, wear this, for money. Millions thrown at you before you can drive the cars you buy. The head swells to the size of a balloon, why not?

… Winning two and three upset matches, feeling suddenly so loved, so many talking to you as if there is love. But always the same, then. For then you awaken to the fact that you are loved for winning only. The two and three wins created you, for people. It is not that the wins made them recognize something that existed unrecognized before these upset wins. The from-noplace winning created you. You must keep winning to keep the existence of love and endorsements and the shiny magazines wanting your profile.

… Pressure such as one could not imagine, now that to maintain you must win. Now that winning is the expected.

>>75749173
Many thanks

>>75749422
I was going to ask which Portguese tennis player is this a translation of, but it's just DFW shitting onto the page as usual.
Interesting insight, terrible prose

>>75749620
good post

shaping up to be one of those miserable wasted nights fám

>>75749173
Where's SCAM?

>>75749422
based joão

>>75750161
study some math

>>75750161
So... like every night?

>>75750789
how the heck did madrid allow play til 3am?

i know about the culture of siesta but dayum

>>75750357

There is no box for "irrelevant."

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>>75750161

Watch tennis training videos, research racquets, and shop for some new gear. Get pumped to play some tennis in the near future.

>just bought my 15th racquet, two new polos, three pairs of socks, and a new 9-racquet bag

Remember, use this order to attack your opponents (or be a pusher faggot):

1) Reduce errors - take higher percentage shots to minimuze UEs
2) Attack your opponent's weakness - exploit what you opponent does not do well
3) Attack your opponent's movement - hit the ball where you opponent isn't
4) Attack your opponent's time - give your opponent as little time as possible to react / reach the ball

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>i have friends with whom i am able to play tennis

>>75751120
>just bought my 15th racquet, two new polos, three pairs of socks, and a new 9-racquet bag

conspicuous consumption at its finest

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>>75752247

Get fucked socialist scum.

>>75751306
Changing the effect and height of the ball (to not give your opponent familiarity with your game) is also good.

>>75752961

This is true. Vary pace and spin so as to throw off their timing, rhythm, and footwork.

>>75750937
mediterranean mindset v. powerful, consumes every lesser mindset on its path--easy to picture those slavic and germanic tennis players HUMILIATED, forced to have dinner well past their faggot customary 7 PM

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>>75754180
>have dinner well past their faggot customary 7 PM
barbaric

>>75754180
If I have dinner at that time I'll wake up in the middle of the night starving.

>>75754310
finished my dinner not 15 minutes ago myself pal (it's half past midnight). you = seething, on pooicide watch

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>>75754455
That literally does not compute with me. thats not dinner thats savagery.

>>75749393
your mom cares

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Where is everybody? Kerbe playing Babos right now.

VORWÄRTS, KERBE!

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>>75758157

>PCAKurwa

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>Kontaveit - Vandeweghe 15.30

Why do cuties have to kill each other so early in the tournament?

>>75758568
>>75758576

>dat manface doe

>Pajeet has to shitpost so urgently that he can't even wait the mandatory 60s

>>75745032
nobody gave a fuck about AO back then

>>75759000
Yeah, I know. I even mentioned the fact that Borg only played there only once.
He could have padded his slam count by playing there it being on grass.

didn't know Madrid was starting today. Khachanov - Goffin would be interesting since Goffin was denied a Rafa rematch thanks to the Russian. will be interesting to see if Khachanov can repeat the performance

>Dopapova

Fognini so in the zone right now

>>75759295
won 12 points straight

>>75759295
WATCH IT RAFA.

>>75759361
kinda worried ngl

Acestream for Maria exist?

REALLY would like to make sex with svitolina

>>75759871
>want to watch tennis
>euro season has matches @ 7am
>cant watch sharapova because it'll sound like i am watching porn

>>75759952
>man face

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>>75759952
That's because you are a nigger and Svitolina looks white to you.

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>>75760091
>>75760067
she have nice tiddies tho & her face is not even bad u fags

>>75760136
don't mind Gabriel. to him, every face is a manface

https://twitter.com/NickKyrgios/status/861164267357184001

???

>>75760390
KyrGOAT with some cheeky banter. probably was practising serves with Murray in Madrid and gave him shit for not being able to accurately knock the cans down
GOAT accuracy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7EQnpy5b-o

>>75760479
is kyrGOAT, dare i say, the saviour of tennis

>>75760479
so fucking alpha

>>75760479
2:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmFKjJ-m7R4

He does have a problem with hitting cans.

Kyrgios fags are the cancer that kills 10is

>>75760665
>james corden

trash

>>75760665
>2:48
> "go on, Tim!"
kek

>>75760479
this is fake tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWVkWND02Nc

this is fake too but confident that they fugged

>>75760904
I know la

>>75760091
Hey no need to be rude.

>>75760665
Murray serves like a girl, even screams like one.

>>75760982
I didn't knew girls scream like dying goats

>the rainy shit hole of Munich

Didn't realize we have 1st round Madrid matches today.

>>75761014
Have you never watched a Sharapova match?

>>75761121
kek
KEK

>>75761121
Cheeky lad.

put 'im inna goffin

>>75761359
delet

when the fuch is the Munich final starting

>>75761444
Probably Monday like last year

>>75761444
never

>>75761444
habbening

fucking hell, the ball girls in Madrid are so cute

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Does tennis rate my breakfast?

>>75762628
eggs overcooked a bit

also
>Memerev

>>75762628
>eggs and bacon for fucking breakfast
anglos are fucked up people

>>75762628
That's s lunch.

>>75762688
>>75762720
t eats breakfast at 1pm

>>75762628
>not using the official /ck/ approved meme-method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

>>75762628
nothing else? No orange juice? No bread? No youghurt? No dollop of cream cheese? No parsley?

The bacon looks delicious but otherwise a bit dull tbhqf

Do you guys think the atp guys often have sex with ball girls?

>>75762904
no

>>75762904
nigga u virgin af just by asking that

>>75762881
>orange juice
ofc
also peach yogurt.

im a pretty bland fella

>>75762919
>>75762918
plz no bully

>>75762904
only novak

>>75762754
How's that related to what I replied?

>Coffin

>>75761359
based achmed

6-6 in tiebreak, both players doubles fault

>>75762904
They are usually children.

>>75763044
absolutely WTA

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>>75763049
I was of course referring to the adult ones Gabriel

>>75763025
Can't Coffin the Muffin

>>75763113
I doubt ball girls even get to interact with players let alone fuck them.

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>>75763145
Sure? Federer often gets them (((Cheeese Pizzza)))

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>>75762962

But is there one chinese boy?

>>75763220
That's just a pr stunt.

>>75763228
Someone should take that pic and do a "how did everything went so wrong" shoop.

what are we watching lads?
Zverev - Pella seems to be headed towards a German victory
Raonic - Cilic seems tight, judging by the scoreboard

>>75763274
watching your mom succc this D

lmao!!

>>75763274
Cilic

morning tennisists

Paella is gassed

Watch the servebots

>>75763318
t usa behind proxy

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>>75763228
actually wanted to post this one

>>75763274
>Raonic-Cilic
How the fuck did they make a clay final? I'd definitely watch this one just to see whether Cilic will choke or Raonic will get a career-ending injury

>>75763318
>morning

>>75763311
unironically supporting Cilic
>>75763349
it's a 250. the competition was sub-par

>>75763347
>Ok girls, organise yourself into order of least to most retarded

Kyrgios & Jack Succc playing dubs right now

dare i say elite?

>>75763347
I love this picture

>>75763347
Bottom left with face on profile is gonna be hot as fuck.

I see Cici beat dasha gav

say that out loud

>>75763436
that out loud

>>75763443
haha

>>75763349
kek, think Raonic called for a physio between the sets
inb4 he pulls out of Madrid

>>75763536
it was during set 1, not between the sets. still, he doesn't seem to have recovered completely. many such cases. sad!

Zverev needs to h*ck off

>>75763591
*fingers air*

>Memerev won as many 250s as Kyrgois

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>>75763697
just a reminder that jack sock is objectively better than both kyrgios and zverev

sorry to tell you

>>75763752
>3 years older
He might as well give up. His windmill topspin shit will get him nowhere.

>>75763416
classic gabe-post

>>75763955
Tell me I'm wrong, she has a beautiful face.

crazy how the madrid open is better than all the other masters for the simple fact of having eye candy ballgirls

>you'll never bang vanderwhale's armpit fat
Why live?

>>75764205
almost all of them are pretty

>>75764205
Are they actually good now?

I remember when they casted models during that blue clay phase and they couldn't throw a fucking ball.

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dodin vs petko soon

>>75764205
They better make up for the ugly as fuck courts. But at least they have 3 roofs.

>>75764313
Stop posting this girl and making me depressed.

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>>75764215
Stop insulting based CoCo. She's /ourgirl/.

>>75764313
>>75764332

she's so fucking ugly. Reminds me of Bartoli. Seems to be the meditereanian french looks.

>>75764405
kc tier

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>>75764405
kc tier retard

>>75764372
Makeup is scary

>>75764432
>>75764457

samefagging cryptokrautist detected!

Nogeams

>nadal has an ear infection
Was it the hairplugs?

>>75766200
Probably just some transmitted germs from his ass picking routine

>>75766200
roids

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>>75762904
>>75763220
>>75763228
>>75763347

Raonic's last title is still from Brisbane last year.

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>>75766367
>Diving with selfie sticks
Civilisation as a mistake

>>75766200
>he's already losing his ear hair