>have rookie hitting a historic amount of bombs
>he gets injured
>suddenly have a new young rookie also hitting a historic amount of bombs
hmmmmm
FIRST FOR CUBS-RED SOX WORLD SERIES
YANKEES
JUDGE
WIN
2017
>>75715668
t. Jewfred
Yankess have mandatory steroid injections that are undetectable by modern science. That's the only explanation.
Can't win em all haha or even some of em
>When you for the most part fill the shoes left by the best 2b your team has ever had, and the best NL 2b since Joe Morgan
>detoilet niggers
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else:
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else:
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else:
>>75716760
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. Mets fan
>>75716760
>canada: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>me: A
>canada: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>me: Fucking
>canada: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>me: Leaf
>it's 4:40 AM on the worst coast and pissboi is already thinking about the mest
do you literally wake up with an image of dan warthen in your mind
>>75716832
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf
>Leaf team isn't even good so leaves shitpost harder to pretend like their fans aren't all fairweather bandwagon faggots
>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Going for 29 in 2017!!!
>BBruce robbed of a dinger
>playing some faggot in THE SHOW
>diamond dynasty
>has the entire cubs lineup
>cubs logo
>cubs gamerplate
>cubs emblem
>playing at Wrigley
>batting the pitcher 8th
I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH
>>75717340
There is a "That Guy" in every sports video game.
>>75717340
Did his starting pitcher pitch the 8th inning?
>>75717372
5th inning right now, doubtful he's at 80
>>75717340
>game finishes
>he sends you a message
>Hey man, my name is mo. You want to make out?
>>75717434
>>75717372
faggot quit after 5 innings
>watching some guy play the show 17
>hes on legendary everything Yankees franchise
>is getting btfo'd 0-9 against the rays
>gets perfecto'd by jake odorizzi
kek
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget times wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
>>75717340
I hate the faggots who cheese non-stop then complain when you concede because you didn't let him advance his griffey program
>>75717546
griffey is easy to get now since they changed it
before the 30 game limit it was hell because if you played a single battle royale game it counted towards that 30.
>>75717597
I mean the whole program.
So I guess it took only 25 games before E!spn started hyping up Aaron Judge.
god they are the worst
>>75717734
He's only half black, so they only half care
>>75717777
>>75717777
Checked. Aaron Judge will win exactly half of ESPN's MVP votes
Lmao only 5 hours until the Cubs absolutely embarrass the stankees. Who's ready for the butthurt of the """greatest""" franchise in baseball
>>75717814
>Barely take 3 games from the Lillies
feel free to leave at any time, mo
>>75717821
never give it any yous
>>75717821
The phillies series was a fluke lmao. The Yankees are shit tho so things should be easier than it was with the phillies
>>75717814
we finally get to play a good team. see ya out there cusb
>>75717861
Too bad we still have yet to play a good team lmao
>>75717861
Didn't you already have a series with the who's taking 2 of 3?
>>75717734
Every time they talk about Manny now it's "THE NEW AROD" lol
The Phillies could've easily been 4-3 on the road trip, which is something to remember. And Franco is starting to heat up. Bullpen is going to hurt us in a lot of games this year, but the future still looks good.
>>75717908
Whats a future?
>>75717954
Just think back to 2012, when your best player was Alcides Escobar, instead of 2017, when your worst player is Alcides Escobar
We also have this guy in AAA, who is pretty fast
>>75717908
Yeah, and the most important thing to remember is that rebuilding teams don't really need a bullpen - it's one of the last things you'll get when you're ready to contend. I have no doubt they'll spend money in droves when it's time..
>yfw Castro comes home today
>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>Wait a second, Alex
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
>>75718184
I wonder if there's any animosity there. I mean you did sort of discard him away for your championship dreams. He's got to feel slighted a bit there when he was one of the top cubs prospects and hoping to rebuild with them to win.
>>75718229
Probably not. He got paid a ton of money and managed to even make it to the NLCS before being traded. Also, he got traded to the Yankees. It could have been much worse and he could have been traded to the Twins or something.
>ESPN: Baseball's awkward reality is it needs star pitchers like Noah Syndergaard to get hurt to keep the game interesting - Sam Miller
What the fucks kind of memes are they snorting over there at ESPN?
>>75718249
>>75718256
Can't think of a white person that would be offended
>>75717897
yanks took 2 out of 3 from the white sox iirc. They almost got maddux'd by miguel gonzalez
>>75718285
That's what I meant. Sorry if unclear.
Think I might buy a ps4 this weekend for the show
>>75718332
ah my bad. i still think cubs take at least 2/3 if not sweep. yankees are shit when playing at nl parks
>>75718249
>star pitchers
>interesting
wow now the front 6 innings are as uneventful as the last 3
star pitching is fun!
>>75718347
the gameplay et all is wonderful
these might be the worst servers in the history of gaming
So many games go to queue for processing and then dont count. so many broken missions.
I was inspired by yesterday's meme stadia discussion. Which The Show game can I meme around in Polo Grounds or any of the other wacky ass old parks?
and is it possible to hit a home run to dead center at polo grounds?
>>75718390
probably with this year's Reggie Jackson
strongest man in the show. 500 HRs like nothin
this year features polo grounds if thats what ur askin
>wake up
>fuck
>have a shit
>set my lineup
>check my /mlb/ blog
>leaf already triggered by anonymous mest-humiliation posting
wew amigos, es muy temprano!!!
>>75718390
It's in this year's version
Costs fuckloads to buy for the card grinding mode because it's so easy to grind shit like doubles and triples in it
>>75718439
price crashed though since last weeks packs featured double chance to get diamond stadiums
>>75718420
who are you fucking?
Is daddy grenkie still around? That guy was great for delusional rants and ass pain.
>>75718502
Hand
>>75718560
Brad Hand? Guy's a stud. Good for you.
>>75718545
daddy greinke gas transcended 4chan itself.
>>75718439
>>75718411
That sounds great. Going to need to get it now. It seems there's a big sony sale for a gold week but no The Show 17 discounts though.
>>75718545
Yes but is now too ashamed to use the trip.
>>75718600
Figured.
Are they going to loosen the rules around player/umpire bants for the all star game? Both should be able to cut loose and have fun without getting ejected for one game. Also gimmicks, trick pitches/plays and mascot shenanigans are a must.
>>75718659
Who the fuck even gets ejected at all star games? Stupid fucking leaf. The ASG won't be in an AL East Park which means the fans will be civil and rational.
MARINERS!
>>75718684
>AL East had a monopoly on dumb fans
LMAOING@ UR LYFE
RANGERS!
>>75718545
He started posting about the dodgers in the fucking red sox/orioles thread last night
>>75718649
>>75718600
with faggots like both of you keeping "my" name in relevance and a top 3 /mlb/ topic for every day of the 162 game season why would I trip? Serious question. Answer it. Did u miss my dissertation from last weekend on triple falseflags and post-anonymity??? It'll be reposted at least once by a fan before 500.
Stay tuned.
Who /who/ here?
>>75718733
I don't even go on dodger game threads unless it's a hype series much less the #1 cancer match-up in baseball of 2017 lol.
had you ever even seen me trip or do you just repeat the gossip you've heard from the ass blasted NL virginz?
Which dodger are u?
>>75718736
Lmao fuck off faggot. You're old news now. No one gives a fuck about the Dodgers. L. M. A. O.
>>75718843
I like chase
old reliable
>>75718843
Wow dude... We just had a racial incident in Boston and you want to call a Jew the "K" word. Neck yourself
Dodgers are lowkey the premiere shitposters of /mlb/, it's guaranteed replies with every post
>>75719027
When a NL team is getting roasted ie: mest, jints, cubs, etc. The first responce is to deflect humiliation from themselves on to anything and anyone usually DG then 20 posts followed by Kershaw memes. Everytime.
>>75719077
Dunno why they do it but it gets done every time. An image of Kershaw derails the thread for 20 posts easily
It honestly makes me horny and I'm not even an NL fan
how's the weather in Shitcago? good chance to get the sweep in this weekend?
>>75718986
and on cinco de mayo of all days!
>>75719087
wew, was that a typo?
>>75719107
The nerve of some people
Oh hey Marlels
>>75719250
>K's for Cancer
Should be "K's for MRI exams" or "K's for career ending injuries"
>>75719270
K's for Kuties
Good morning everyone here on /mlb/ general and a very happy Los Angeles Dodgers day to all!
>>75719250
BLEACHED
>>75719289
Good morning Dodgersfriend. It's a good day for LA and therefore the world (i.e. this general).
>>75719329
Joke
Head
I'm surprised more white players don't have Dominican or Cuban gfs
Just a reddit girl in a reddit world
>>75719353
Are you sure it wasn't you who missed the joke? Just a bit of a meme idiot
>>75719289
It's raining and everyone's miserable here
Very Dodgers indeed
Wil Myers will look good in blue & white.
Leave Adam Jones to me.
>>75719512
Anyone know if the whos will start any shit with the orange ducks this weekend or do we have to wait until mudermore's next series?
Daily reminder that the Earth is still flat and the Red Sox are going to win da worlds eries and the nigger ducks will unironically finish last
>>75719539
Covey might plunk a few Orioles' hitters
Not out of spite or anything though but rather just because he fucking sucks
>>75718219
gonna miss him ;___;
>>75719560
when your team is as good as a rookie player
>>75719695
Can't hit the outside breaking pitch.
>>75719695
This mongrel is fully on the juice though
>>75719695
Senpaialam, just wait until he faces Chris Sale. He won't be the same again, I guarantee it.
>>75719744
What's the rate on that guarantee?
>>75719744
He did play against Sale last week. I don't think he had a hit though.
So is Rizzo and Bryant off steroids? Arrieta too I assume.
Honest question
Cubs fans of Reddit, what is the one misconception people have about your fanbase?
>>75720004
>Cubs fans
??????
>>75720004
As a lifelong fan, it's that we're all fake fans. I've being going to Wrigley stadium for years!
>>75720034
Days*
>>75720004
That we're all frat bros and rich people. In reality we are gays who have came from other parts of the country setting up shop in Boystown and expanding it to the rest of the city, Illinois, America, and possibly the rest of the world. We shall call >our project, New Boystown
>>75720087
Boystown?!?
>>75720087
Andersonville > goystown
Friendly reminder
>>75720134
Soon Andersonville will be a province of New Boystown, just wait, boo boo bear
>>75720159
Didn't that used to say 2016
>>75720159
>not knowing the SI Curse
how new r u
>>75720182
plenty of players have broke the SI "curse"
>>75720182
nigger if this shit didn't jinx the cubs, nothing will jinx anyone else
>>75720197
>he seriously thinks the disastros are going anywhere
all of my keks
Oh no, what's that? It's a mo'Lester! EVERYONE RUN GUYS!
>>75720234
mo'Lester want smoosh smoosh
WS 2017 Yankees vs Nationals
>>75720226
>literally 5th in the division
The adults are talking, sweetie
>>75720293
Astros vs. Rockies*
>>75720306
Nigger we're 3rd in the division, the A'ss and Memeiners don't count
>>75720306
A lot of bad luck, we'll be competing with y'all once the bullpen stabilizes a bit
>>75720306
>may standings
lastrosfags are such retards. typical of uneducated texass rednecks. didnt know they had Wi-Fi at the shooting range
>>75720226
they'll win their joke of a division, then choke in the playoffs
>>75720322
>>75720325
lol
>>75720331
lol
hard to hear you from down there, tiki. speak up a little!
>>75720306
Umm who has the better offense, sweetie? That's right, NOT the Lastros, but the Rangers.
Dream the fuck on irrelevant Lastrolet
>rags fans were virtually nonexistent throughout most of last year, even when the team had a commanding lead in the AL West at one point
>now they come out of the woodwork like no other when their team is in last place
Really activates the almonds
>>75720386
It means they aren't bandwagoning faggots.
>>75720226
as far has half-castes go, Darvish is like a holographic. Japanese and Iranian, I be there's less than 5k of those
>>75720386
They are literally all false-flaggers
All real >rags fans have been gone for weeks
>>75720394
You mean 7 years of following baseball?
>>75718420
>pissboi literally woke up in a cold sweat at 4 30 in morning from his recurring nightmare of getting out-pitched by the mest two years ago and had to relieve himself by shitting on them on a chinese cartoon forum
and you went and did all that afterwards too with lost sleep, I'm impressed
when are we going to a game ese, you never responded :(
>>75720402
Come to think of it which fans here are actually real and not false flags?
>this weeks series of the week is cuckees and cubes
what in the fuck happend? two meme ball clubs stroking each others dick on national tv
the year is 2020 and dbacks/rocks are atop the division n getting love. granted its only may but really? jew york and shitcongo
>>75720427
>False Flag
Dodgers, Cubs, Rangers, Red Sox, at times Blue Jays
>Real
The rest of the MLB
>>75720451
how do people false flag as leafs?
>>75720459
If leafs know there is a place to shitpost, they will come.
Leave Boston hating to me
>>75720451
Th-thanks, pham.
>>75720440
you seem upset
>>75720571
>San Diego last pro-team
>no one gives a fuck about them
relocation when?
>>75720621
This, soon we will have the Tijuana Padres
>>75720621
around 3 padres fans are on /mlb/ regularly. not bad actually, more than the d-backs
>>75720642
Get a life, DG
>>75720647
I'm sure /mlb/ posters are making them a lot of money
>>75720621
http://www.espn.com/mlb/attendance
>17th in the League
>no one
Pick one, SA.
>>75720655
team official professional shitposters are not a joke occupation
>>75720633
Time to lose the Padres name, it's shit
>>75720655
I gave them a couple hundred this season alone, so they got more from me than your team has probably gotten from you.
>>75720662
SA? SomethingAwful?
>>75720675
This, soon we will have the Springfield Fathers
Reminder that taking out anger on the San Diego Padres is equivalent to winning the World Series for >rags fans
>>75720662
SD has a population of over a million. St. Louis is second, and they have a population of a little over 300k. Now there's a city that loves baseball
>>75720690
say it aloud
REEEEE It's too hard to tell it's gonna be a ball or not from this angle
>>75720709
There is also a lot more to spend your free time doing in San Diego than in St. Louis.
On top of that, when did I say San Diego is a city that loves baseball? You were the one that said no one cares. I was simply arguing that there are are least enough somebodies that do in fact care that 13 other clubs are looking up at SD average attendance.
>>75720704
Reminder that if >rags fans are legitimately doing this that this Padres fan would rather give you a hug and/or buy you a beer than shit on you or your team.
>>75720866
Calm down DG
>>75720891
DG?
>>75720866
>when did I say San Diego is a city that loves baseball?
You didn't, and I never implied that you did. I was just impressed by STL
This Dodgers fan enjoys the Dads company/misery and what they bring to the table. Rags fans are kind of just there waiting for something to be depressed/excited about.
yes i'm gay, doesn't mean i'm not a fan of my team.
Both Tanaka and Gary could easily get hotter wives. Especially Gary
>>75718843
Chase desu
t.prematurely greying
>>75720963
You can't be gay AND be a sports fan. You need to choose one.
>>75720949
>Dads misery
>actively hoping for losses
>wins are entertaining
Zero misery this season anon. Everytime the Doyers win they are doing >us a favor, and if they lose? /mlb/ shits all over you guys which is also entertaining. If you were a Jints fan I might be a little salty since they refuse to stop fighting >us for the basement, but the Doyers couldn't cause a pinch of strife within Dads fans this season if the pink slip to their low rider depended on their doing so.
Which Padres have a chance to get a hit off Kershaw this weekend? Renfroe seems like the only one with a possibility.
>>75721010
I mean our entire line up is hemorrhaging Ks in favor of power. I wouldn't put my money on anyone in particular, but if there were a prop bet on any hits leading to HR's I would.
>>75721004
The person who you're taking to believes you are DG. And you right now believe that previous post to be a Dodger fan. This is what a mirror falseflag looks like. Two confused faggots believing to be taking to DG.
>>75721148
Are you really this fascinated with yourself?
>>75721226
So now you think I'm DG?
>>75721148
He wasn't responding to someone, and I was just trying to correct an incorrect statement made by someone self-describing as a Dodger fan. Personally I still don't know who DG is, which means I couldn't have been believing I was talking to him.
>>75721269
I am DG.
>>75721295
We're all DG down here.
So who are the suitors for Dutch Oven and what do they have to offer?
Who /unluckiestplayer/ here?
>>75721701
How do you measure that?
>>75721701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bZqu4xjx8
>>75721735
Various stats like babip, or fb%, gb% etc.
Maikel Franco has been one of the most disciplined hitters in baseball, and he's hitting the ball harder than he ever has, but he's hitting them right into the ground or right at people.
>>75721749
The man the myth the legend!
Why isn't there revenue sharing in the MLB? What a joke of a league kek.
Just got banned from rebbit for calling Baltimore fans cry babbies
>JUDGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75721829
hit em where they aint
>>75721701
Submitting a contender here
>Jake Thompson called from AAA; will work out of the bullpen
FUCK Yes, finally a good middle-relief arm
>YANKEES BASERUNNING
>YANKEES PITCHING
>YANKEES EVERYTHING
>>75722878
Pineda hasn't pitched that bad. if you want to meme on the team, meme on their baserunning
Will a Colorado Rockie ever make the hall of fame? Or will the Coors babby tag haunt them forever?
>>75722420
Damn bro you're pretty BADASS!!!
>>75723424
THANKS MY DUDE!!
See I can be sarcastic too baltishit jackhole.
>>75723402
Todd Helton will get in for representation if nothing else
>>75723520
Damn, that ban hit you pretty hard huh?
Faggot
>>75723402
Larry Walker definitely deserves it. He got around 15% last time I think, so it could happen.
>>75723582
cry more
>>75723582
>>75723520
Discuss >>75723634
>>75723402
Nolan Arenado is the greatest defensive 3B to ever touch a baseball and without question will retire as the greatest at his position. Brooks, Schmidt, Boggs, they honestly are nothing compared to Arenado defensively. He will eclipse them with his offensive production within the next decade.
>>75723520
>so obsessed with the superior orioles that he thinks everyone is an orioles supporter now
>>75723676
Why do people suck Arenado's dick so hard? He isn't even as good defensively as Machado
/firstros/
>>75723753
Lastoyals
>>75723727
Machado is excellent. But to say that he is better is wrong. Open up a bbref page a d a fangraphs tab please. Andrelton Simmons is also the greatest defensive SS to ever play the game. Be more aware of who you're watching.
This ain't even counting trout and kersh which will retire as the greatest at their position.
>>75723753
>disastros
>>75723676
DG is on point on this one
>>75723845
DG is an Adrian Beltre advocate.
>>75723727
It's just pissboi. He discounts anything any player did before whatever arbitrary date he deems fair. He says dumb shit like Kershaw is the greatest ever or >>75723795 all the time. Too much piss and weed wrecked his brain
>>75723886
>Kershaw and Trout aren't on pace to be the all-time GOATs in the history of the sport
now this is shitposting
>>75723676
You really think Arenado can really average 2.2 dWAR per year over 18 years? Because that's what Brooks Robinson did
>>75723886
Fuck DG and the doyers but kershaw does have the lowest ERA in the liveball era.
>>75724034
It used to be live-ball which was post 1920. Kershaw now owns the lowest ERA since 1899 with his 2015+2016 campaign.
>>75724077
>>75724034
His peak is still much less impressive than Pedro Martinez, unless Kershaw's best days are still ahead of him, which as a 29 year old pitcher who's already had back issues, I highly doubt. Kershaw is still on pace to go down as one of the best pitchers of all time of course
>james paxton on the DL with forearm strain
T O M M Y
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>the city of cubes
>cubes
>chapmeme
cubs on suicide watch
>>75724195
WHAT THE FUCK
>le throw very fast and blow saves man
>>75724195
Why?
Why is it whenever the M's have a promising season, they completely shit the bed the very next season.
this team is fucking cursed.
>>75724457
what blown save?
You now remember Adrian Beltre and J.D. Martinez
>>75717814
>world champs
>>75719710
Nobody can hit the outside breaking pitch you fucking mongoloid.
>>75717814
>>75724588
>giving it yous
I thought only tripfags were this dumb
oh wait
>>75724595
t. aaron
>>75717814
>mo'lester makes a new trip, comes back, only to continue to make a fool out of himself
LOL CUSB
GET FUCKED QUEERS
>>75724600
salty Cubs fan detected
It's okay, you can't win them all. See you tomorrow. : )
>>75724612
>>75724588
Will you still be laughing tonight when your team gets BTFO by the fucking orange ducks?
>>75724617
not a cubs fan. just your local (you) police reminding (you) to stop (you)ing molester in all his incarnations
>>75724626
Considering I expected the Sox to win less than 8 games in April, I could honestly care less, especially since they're not a division rival.
>>75724612
BIG
>>75724626
[X] Salty
[ ] Not Salty
>>75717814
>can't beat a rebuilding team
some world "champs" you are
>>75717814
>>75724648
>>75724648
>>75724648
RED
>>75724626
Peanut Negro and Machimpout ain't gonna do shit.
>>75724648
RED
>>75724670
DOG
>>75724671
Didn't Machado hit 4 straight home runs the last time the orange ducks played you losers?
>>75724691
just ignore him, he's retarded
>>75724691
Someone is upset
>flukago
Millions of lifelongs are celebrating their original team winning today. I bet chiraq is already organizing a party
>>75724717
What?
>>75724717
royals didnt win today
>>75717814
MO... WHERE YOU AT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? TALK SHIT GET HIT PUSSY! BET YOUR SUCKING FACE WITH GAY DUDES IN BOYSTOWN TO DROWN THAT LOSS TO THE YANKEES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. THE CUBS WON'T BE FLYING THAT GAY FLAG WHILE THE YANKEES ARE IN TOWN HA HA HA HA.
>>75724626
Who's his best comp?
>>75724804
Number this post ends in is how many home runs Machado hits against your shitty team this series.
>>75724877
Damn son, you're saltier than a bag of peanuts
SF Giants vs CIN Reds #1
6:40 PM ET | 3:40 PM PT
>>75724941
>>75724941
>>75724941
Why are baltichimps so easy to trigger?
>>75724986
Peanut Ducks
>>75717340
i dont like diamond dynasty desu. i susally just plat Online Ranked. most people of DD just have like blobs for Uniforms and a logo that took 3 seconds to make but an absolutley stacked lineup. on top of that, most of the 8 year olds seem to play DD so they just do gay shit 24/7
oh, and when the fuck are we gonna get accurate rosters? for example, Judge batting .320 with 13 HR results in him having only mid 80's power and low 60's contact? like wtf dude
Lol bitch ass shitcongo cubes faggots and bitch ass op
You subhumans will NEVER be the YankGODs
>>75725017
forgot to mention that Chris Carter has his power attributes in the 90's. its baffling
>>75725076
It's almost like he's coming off of a 40 homer season
>>75724873
Mays
>>75725072
>180 feet and a chapmeme away from losing
>talking shit
>>75725076
Dude has more raw power than anyone in baseball. Just strikes out a ton
lmao
cubes lost to a meme hit
even better they got closed out by a former cub
lmao
fuck a cube
Hot take: the Cubs will lose 200 games this season.
>>75725147
>cusb: 13 losses
>whos: 12
What did they mean by this?
How many postponements/2+ hour delays tonight?
>>75725227
>he automatically deflects to the Whos as if they are the only team who also hates the Cusb.
>>75725345
Why would any other team hate the Cubs? They're the good guys.
how do I get good in diamond dynasty?
what pitching method do I use and what hitting method?
>>75725367
lifelong detected
>No suspension for Sale
Baltinigger tears when??
>>75725402
He uh goo boi he ain't dindu nuffin
>>75725402
Sale dindu nuthin
>white sox murdering the orioles ace
>>75725632
Miley is one tough motherfucker, jesus.
>abroo and avi hit the pitcher back to back
someone make a gamethread holy shit
>>75725632
and again what the fuck
>>75725632
gamethread where?
>>75725632
fucking kek, back to back
>>75725669
how the fuck do we not have a thread
Rbo?!
>>75725683
he's been late a lot lately. then we end up making two threads at the same time
Hi
What is the worst team in the MLB?
Is that I want to be a fan of the worst team in the major league baseball (MLB)
I look for the most loser team.
The least popular team
Less talented teams
Never wins the world series
And the most unsuccessful team of all.
>>75725692
we have no shortage of themes to choose from for making one now
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
No White Sox @ Orioles game thread?
I just turned it on when the announcers said "I have never seen that in my life" as the pitcher walked off in the top of the first. what happened?
>white sox batters do back to back what the red sox pitchers couldn't do in 5 tries
>>75725097
You fags lost so yes i will put you pigs in your place
>>75725695
the San Diego Padres
>>75725745
hit with back to back pitches
>>75725745
rbo is slacking
hey >we have an Ynoa also
>>75725115
>>75725090
right, i understand he has power, but more power than Aaron Judge? You know, the same Aaron Judge who has hit the most balls with over 115MPH exit velocity this season.
People who are angry about the Yankees when they're not from Boston are hilarious. We don't even think about you irrelevant chumps lmao
>>75725695
The Dads.
I hate to say it, but it's the truth. They are never ever good or relevant.
O's/ good sox thread
>>75725743
>>75725695
Padres. Never won a series, never done anything serious enough to get disliked, never been terribly likable either. Their big rivalry is so silly they can't even figure out why it exists. Not many fans.
>>75725775
trip back on, mo
>>75723929
>0 rings
>GOAT
Pick 1
Steven Strasburg just crushed a 400 ft HR to center.
>>75718219
Mike is fucking hilarious
>>75725922
Nah, it's Luigi brah
>>75725745
>>75725756
>That's a combined 205 mph of exit velocity that struck Wade Miley on consecutive base hits (Jose Abreu 103 mph, Avisail Garcia 102).
>His team has double digit losses
>His team didn't just force the defending world champs to do their best >rags impression
shiggy
>>75726199
>his team doesn't already have triple digit losses
>his team hasn't been outscored in his last 5 games 48-3
>>75726303
>>75726303
Red Sox vs Twins game thread
>Source: Syndergaard "almost certainly" out for the season
>>75726274
>>75726274
indians v. royals
>>75725695
Hello costa rica
>>75726406
>SYNDERGAARD! GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE BARBIE DOLL. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GO GET A ROBOTIC ARM
>>75726199
>TFW everyone in that picture is retired and their kids are old enough to be playing pro baseball now
Guys don't bully Mets fans. they just lost their entire season, and they're all nice people.
>>75727137
Hey moonrunes
>>75727155
Literally who?
>>75726842
Wasn't rivera's son recently drafted?
>>75727199
He's in the Nationals farm
>>75727179
Newfag detected
I'm taking over
feeling a losedians tonight
>>75727471
Win or lose, I like the Windians anime poster
>>75717814
Sukk on these nuts, yah fucking faggot
>>75727541
thanks
>>75727586
FUCK YOU
>>75727595
>>75727632
Today I will remind them.
>barves
do shitcago brahs dislike the cubs or yankees/redsox more?
what say you?
>>75715645
>Jesus hates the yankees
Pretty sure the Pope says otherwise.
Back afta dis.
>>75727709
Based Zaun
thanks for Ynoa mets
>>75727661
What else is new. It's suffering to be a Barves fan in any decade but the 90s.
>Rocket Racoon bobblehead night
Twins pls go
I'm glad that Syndegaard is injured but disappointed that his injury is minor enough that he will be able to eat solid food and walk again.
>>75726406
>muh 4 aces
Fuck the Yankees. Just fuck them. Lmao they can't fucking win fair and square so they have to roid all of their players up. There was no way that should've been a home run. There was no way they should've won. I fucking hate the Yankees so fucking much, and this cheat of a win just furthers my hate. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the baby bombers. Fuck Roid Gardner. Fuck TY. I need a fucking BJ to relieve this stress. At least I can live with the fact that I'm not a virgin like y'all motherfuckers. Fuck all of you.
>>75728153
>>90306 (You)
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.
>>75728304
>>75728304
ASTROS AT ANGELS
>>75728304
>>75728304
>>75728262
Kys faggit
>>75728153
>>75728262
What is this shit?
Is this what kids call for "shitposting" these days? Are you for fucking serious right now? Do I, as a respectable longtime /sp/ poster have to actually read this spewing sewage of typist drivel upon my screen? Do I need to pick up a phone and call someone? Someone like George Zimmer who could crush your childish cranium with a simple swing of his colossal corded cocktube that only the founder and former CEO of Mens Wearhouse can? This isn't your Mama's calligraphy board, kiddo. This is the big leagues, and you're only a strike away from being out on the shitposting streets. Maybe you'll think twice before embarassing yourself on this level.
>>75728153
How many DG templetes do you have?
Guys, Ian Happ is gonna fuck your bitch.
Also, I graduate tomorrow, guys. Congratulate me or make fun of my major.
is there anything better than day drinking and shitposting while watching baseball?
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>>75728476
Gender Studies!
>throwing 8 straight balls to walk in a run
holy fuck the state of Marlels pitching
>>75728431
Butthurt stankee fan detected lmao. Don't fucking reply to me about that faggit ever again. Get ready for a tragic series loss.
mo'Lester#fuckoff
>>75728476
>>75728507
I'm tempted to post mine to get some laughs. I don't even have it in my office it's so shameful, it's at my parents house. I don't wana get the dox : (
>>75728507
Fuck that gay shit.
Secondary Education English.
I get to corrupt generations of students. However, I usually started class with a recap of the Cubs game the previous day.
TIGERS vs As
>>75728633
>>75728633
>>75728633
>>75728633
>>75728627
Have fun living on 30K a year.
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>>75728627
What uni?
>>75728662
being a teacher is good if you are content with a perpetual middle class lifestyle and also invest your extra money wisely and be a little frugal. You have absolutely insane job security because of tenure (which is absolutely fucking retarded below a college level, but not to digress)
Smoakie <3
>>75728627
Lmao what kind of fag shit is this? You're a fucking disgrace to the white collar Cubs fanbase.
>unironically losing to the twins
>>75728717
Until he kisses gay men for free draft beer, you're still far in the lead for most disgraceful.
will hamilton steal 100 bases this year? just about on pace for it right now
>>75728775
WOW
just because someone is black does not mean they are a thief you asshole
http://m.mlb.com/video/v1355766783/wshphi-strasburg-slugs-second-career-hr-404-feet
>>75728717
When we meeting up in Boystown?
orioles win
>the city of that one fucking racist shitcago tripfag
>>75728877
Dadre and his coat of many colors.
Nats Win!!
>barves
>>75728884
>barely beating the whos
You orange duck crybabbys are pathetic.
>>75728943
>barely beating
lmfao
you are currently losing to the twins
T H E T W I N S
>>75728937
at this point i'll be happy if they can just score a run
>>75728872
You're buying lmao
>>75728877
He needs to go back
>>75728662
School I student taught at has beginning salary about $50k. All the teachers there have Master's degrees and are earning $90k+. Most are over $100k. They have a retirement next year and they like me. Plus, they want to diversify their white staff and I'm a spic. This shit bodes well for me.
>>75728690
Not giving the name. A private "Christian" university.
>>75728717
Lmfao I'm gonna make sure none of my students end up being a degenerate fuckface waste of skin like you, pissboi. KISS THE FUCKING RING AND IMPALE YOUR ASS WITH OUR TROPHY!
>>75728957
ORANGE
How the hell do you guys get so worked up about every single game as if every team doesn't lose 60* and win 60*
*About 98% of the time
Tonight was the first time the 3 Garcias failed. Even their magic wasn't enough to save us.
>>75729051
Lmao get fucked White Sox loser nerd. GO ORIOLES (AND CUBS)!
>>75729014
BOMBSTON
>>75729000
Nobody gives a shit about your blog faggot.
Not one person.
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
>>75729051
it wasnt the all garcia outfield
they couldnt do their magic with melky there botching it up
>marlins bullpen is their strench according to sampson
fucking idiot
Who 20 wins here?
>it's >our year, baby
>PRIMARY OBJECTIVE-SOX VICTORY- failed
>SECONDARY OBJECTIVE-CUSB LOSE- Success
"SECONDARY OBJECTIVE-CARDS WIN- Success
>>75729128
>lost two games and got closed out by kershit
>at home
LOL
Wtf I love Coors Field now
>>75729131
Lmaoing at you for rooting against your betters. Lmao.
>>75729131
secondary objective was to have migo raise his stock which he did with 6.2 IP and only 1 ER against a tough powerful hitting orioles lineup
get it right
What the fuck, I just found out Bronson Arroyo is still playing in the majors
>>75729131
Lmao holy fucking shit. Imagine being so pathetic that you literally cheer for other teams that literally don't effect your team to lose. I bet you cheer on random strangers as they fuck your wife too. You're a far /pol/tard though so you probably have never been in contact with a girl lmao
indians are really bad
>>75729182
>>75729235
samefag
if the indians lose and tigers wins there'll be 3 15-13 clubs in the alc
whether they tie for first or second will then depend on if the twins win or lose
comedy central indeed
>>75729208
Did they actually retro change that one retard hit to an error?
>>75729235
>lol the guy who literally kisses boys because he can't afford bud light is making comments about my ability to get women...
>>75729359
based comedy central 4x 7-7 was pretty good but this will be even better
>>75729391
nah that won't top 4x 7-7. that was great.
but with everyone still so close to each other, there's sure to be more memery to come
>>75729092
You replied, little faggot.
What team do you root for?
>>75729447
Yankees.
I was busy celebrating Gritts home run today to care about your blog.
>>75727471
no windians
>>75729359
one part down
>Amsinger, Harold, and Pedro
Based
comfy bucco rain delay game
>>75729645
FUCK YOU
last two digits = how old albert pujols actually is
>tomlin vs a lefty with a 1.42 ERA tomorrow
>racist sox attempting comeback
>>75729727
He's really young then.
>>75729727
Pic obviously related.
>>75729476
Lol celebrate while you can, bitchboi.
>>75729000
University of Evansville.
>spic
>private christian
>cushy student teaching gig
>TWINKS
>>75729810
no longer attempting
>>75729668
Comfy
>>75729681
>>75729918
My man! We need to replace shitty white teachers.
What team?
who /nationalleague/ here
>no weeaboos
>no comedy central
>no DH
>no bullshit
>>75730086
Uh there are weebs in the NL.
>>75730121
Well ours are better.
>BOMBSTON LITERALLY LOST TO THE T___S
>BOMBSTON LITERALLY GAVE UP A HOME RUN TO JOE "SINGLES HITTER" MAUER
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>not even playing (You)
>this obsessed
kek
KEK
lmao redsox
>Farrell leaves in the starter for too long
>ultimately fucks them over
>Red Sox lose when they could have literally won if the manager wasn't dumb
Same song different tune.
>>75730191
Stop. We are better than this
>>75730282
>false flagging old bay
what
Rockies btfo hahahaha
I'm a Mets fan but goddamnit. Is this a prank?
>>75730528
Source?
>>75730528
that looks used too
>>75729645
:( Maybe next time.
ROYALS WIN!!! IT"S THE WINYALS -- WINNING TEAM, ROYALS!
ROYALS WON THEIR GAME TODAY THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
>>75730961
Lmao lastros.
>>75731017
>Laughing at a team that's the opposite of last and is winning their game atm
>>75730528
BIG
>Pedro shitting on Keuchel and Santana
Top kek
>>75731072
Lmao stay obsessed replying to me. We Rangers fans don't even think about you.
>>75730642
Looks like it's one of those DIY mold cocks. The shape is too unusual. It's not an exaggerated BBC, it look alike it was molded from real flesh.
And its bent. It's been exposed to fluids.
>>7573112
Alrighty good idea
You should worry about the Mariners and Athletics before getting to the big boy league first.
>rags
>>75731073
BLACK
>>75731087
Pedro is based
>>75731183
DOWN
>>75731175
We are still a better team than you will ever be.
>>75731087
What he say?
>>75731209
STRIKE
>>75730965
YOU FUCK
>>75731312
AWAY
>>75731340
GOALS
>>75731370
BAAAMB
>>75731398
DOG
>>75731429
Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball.
>>75731459
MULTIPLE
>>75731470
Peve Stearce
Joe Mauers first career walk off homer
kind of crazy when you think about it given his long career
>>75731491
Was Mauer known as a power guy?
>>75731534
For a period of about 4 years he performed like MVP Buster Posey with greater power, for four Years
>>75731491
I was about to call him a "big money bum" but he had 2 solid years after he GOT PAID. I guess just being on the shitty closed window twins crushed his motivation.
>>75731612
Busted Pussy never had power to begin with
these guys on MLB network are fucking awesome. i'm having a few beers and it's like listening to my mates talk at the pub
>pooston
based angels with another big comeback
>LASTROS
Lmao you'll never be the Rangers kid.
>>75731786
Amsinger, Harold and Pedro is a must watch everytime they're on MLB Network
>>75731887
They'd need to blow more than a 4 run lead for that
>>75731908
you can tell how much they love the game and it bleeds into their analysis.
>>75731931
Well where your World Series game wins Lastro? Eh Houston you don't have any? Lmao.
Miss me?
>>75731786
>>75731908
They're definitely getting up to pre-shaq Inside The NBA level. I don't even like basketball, but I always watch for charles, kenny, and ernie.
>>75731988
They would have ruined him like every other pitcher they touch.
What nickname in the vein of "Big Game" James Shields should we give Sam Dyson? I say we call him "Unshakable" Sam Dyson.
>discount heidi on quick pitch
wtf
>>75732149
could be worse https://www.instagram.com/jamiehersch/
>>75728476
Real Estate, Yankees fan, suck these nuts you bandwagon fuck