he might not be terrible edition
mlb.com
The Astros are overhyped and overrated
Second for (You)
losedians
PHILLIES
>rags
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
What did they mean by this?
>>75697888
>implying apehoop titles are relevant
what did he mean by this?
Go Red Sox~
10th for Rockies
1STROS
>>75697849
Yeah, they don't blow you away on paper, but they've been clutch up and down the order. Makes it really fun to watch because we never really have to worry about a lead being insurmountable.
I'm just hoping Fiers doesn't start in that series because at this point Judge could literally homer off him 6-7 times in one game.
>>75697914
11th for how many runs my team allowed today ;(
$20USD to the individual who can tell me who this is.
Hint : snubbed of a couple CYA
If I see that faggot Astros fan one more time, It'll only confirm how much cock Astro fans love
>>75697927
My team lost too. Go Barves.
>>75697930
bumgarner?
>>75697930
I don't want 20 pesos
Windians desu
>poog
>>75697940
>dumbshit
>CYA
good one
I dunno about you guys, but (excluding the Roylols,) I think the ALC is gonna be a bloodbath.
>>75697976
(excluding the Whos and Twinkies too)
>>75697870
detoilet lost tho
MARINERS!
Who /elitebullpen/ here?
>>75697870
So mad
>>75698003
Suck a shit out my asshole. Fuck the Mariners go Rangers.
>Be Eternal 4th Placer, Manny Machado
>Get thrown at for the 1,000,000th time because apparently you never do any wrong
>go into a full out bitchfest after a game in which you didn't even get hit
>complain about pitchers hitting players, demand the MLB take action
>the next night, your pitcher accidentally plunks the opposing team on a 76 MPH curve
>gets ejected immediately
wow...
that really made me think....
>>75698012
Present.
>>75697937
astros fans are alright though. you seem like a mighty buttmad >rags sympathizer, if we're being honest.
>3rd all-time in wOBA, behind Ruth and Williams
>Tied for 3rd all-time with Rogers Hornsby and Barry Bonds in wRC+
>elite plate discipline
>Prodigious power
>elite contact skills
>good speed for his position
>The greatest First baseman in the history of the game
>.295/.410/.523 with 29 home runs in his final full season, while his body was starting to deteriorate from ALS
>Just an all around great guy
Lou Gehrig is the most undervalued player in baseball history, and you can't convince me otherwise
>>75698048
He was a faggot who died of a meme disease and you never saw him play so you can't say he's good.
>>75697930
No pitcher has compiled those numbers dating back to 2000, which is as far back as I'll bother to look
>>75698025
hopefully he feels personally spited, because the red sox might feel like they got kinda even after tonight, and the rest of the Os are probably tired of this shit and ready to drop it, so we need our special little hothead to do something retarded and spice things up again
>>75698048
>Lou Gehrig
>one of the most iconic figures in baseball history
>literally got a disease named after the nation was upset by it so much
>underrated
/!\ E D G Y A L E R T /!\
>>75698048
Who give as shit. Watch Mike trout, Kershaw, Harper, etc.
>>75697994
1st place, though. Beating up on shitty teams helps.
Gaylord Perry was the greatest player ever. Not just saying that because it's my name tho.
This nigga Adam Jones is insane. Athletes have no concept of money. He says people should be fined 30 grand for throwing peanuts. 30 grand could ruin someone's life the dumb nigger.
>>75698076
Schilling?
>>75698120
but what about peoples feelings?
>>75698120
>Athletes have no concept of money.
*Black athletes have no concept of money.
>>75698076
What engine are you using?
>>75698128
I have no actual issue with a fine for throwing objects because it could hit a player. But 30 grand? He said it's so it actually hurts. 100 dollars hurts the average human being. Really has no concept of money.
>>75698120
It's the product of being paid millions, he forgets what it's like for 99% of other people.
His sentiments aren't fully off, people should have to pay a serious fine if they want to see a game again. But at the same time, a "serious fine" for most people is like a 500-1000 dollars.
30k is just him being out of touch, not wrong.
>>75698076
he's probably cherry picking the best years because unless you edit the screencap I don't think you can get career stats with the table header right above them
also why he scratched out the left side
must be the conditions he deemed fair
>>75698138
Lots of athletes of every ethnicity have gone broke.
>>75698161
That's what I'm saying. He has no idea how much 30 grand is. What an outlandish thing to say.
>>75698048
how is he underrated? he's always talked about as one of the greatest
>>75698172
The left side displays the team/year dumb faggot.
Adam Jones is a crybaby attention whore regardless of any of this supposed racial shit
I gotta wonder how close avi was to AL PotM
Your updated postseason picture.
>gints and doyers in charge of finishing game son time
>>75698241
Nah, I'd say Machado was worse.
>>75698307
Comfy ALWC
MARINERS!
>>75698307
>mfw Twins get punted out of the post-season by the Yankees for the 3495th time
>>75698307
based
>>75698221
When people talk about the greatest offensive players of all-time, his name almost always goes MIA, despite the advanced stats bearing out that he was a better hitter than the likes of Ty Cobb, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, etc. I think this is partially because he died too young to achieve any of the conventional milestones, but people generally forget how great he was as an offensive force.
>>75698025
has Machado always been a bitch
>>75698354
>tfw no O's - Injuns ALCS
>>75698380
>mfw advanced stats
>>75698012
>>75698354
So smuggg
>>75698363
>>75698003
I don't know who to believe
>>75698441
I miss him ;_;7
*wins AL player of the week*
>>75698471
me stupid
>>75698441
You could have just cut everything out of that except for Miguel Cabrera
do y'all think that Tiki has killed himself yet
>>75698120
He's right though, fans shouldn't be throwing shit from the stands. They shouldn't be reaching onto the field for fly balls or fair hits down the line either. Those are good seats that close to the field, you shouldn't be allowed to sit there if you're gonna act like a savage. 30k is a shitload of money, but think about how much each individual game they're screwing with is worth. Doesn't matter if you agree or disagree with the other shit surrounding Jones right now or if you just wanna be le edgy poltard lol niggers, you can't discredit this with a valid argument
>>75698481
I'll miss Sheffield and Frasier soon enough so fair trade off.
>>75698506
>>75698518
Tiki drives a Ferrari, makes millions, has a smoking hot wife and gets to watch the Rangers. You sit in your room and jerk off all day. He has a life you know? Unlike you.
>>75698120
He said that throwing things at players has the potential to end a career. He said the penalty needs to be high enough to deter it permanently.
An interesting position to take considering he probably doesn't feel the same way about mandatory harsh sentences for convicted criminals.
>>75698518
Why would Daddy Greinke kill himself? Of course mo'Lester hasn't killed himself
>>75698554
t. tiki
>>75698533
As others have said, the concept of penalizing an idiot for throwing shit should be sought after and the penalty should be serious, but the amount is just unreasonable.
A lot of people don't just have a 30K check they can pass around. That can financially bankrupt a person and fuck their entire life over, at least their immediate life for some lasting number of years.
A 1,000 is more than enough to scare off these retards.
>>75698578
Jones was comparing the fine to the current policy of ejection. His point was that ejection isn't enough to deter it since it keeps happening.
I agree with you though. A smaller number, even $500, would be enough to scare people but also low enough to actually be used.
>>75698578
The Jays organization launched an unopened tallboy at an Orioles player and Toronto held a parade about it
There won't be any fines
>>75698533
>you can't discredit this with a valid argument
Alright, Jones. 30k is a fuck ton of money if you aren't making million a year.There is actually no precedent in any professional sport where a fan would get fined with that much money. Hell, the fans that go run on the field disrupt the game a lot more and get fined a MAX of 1k and rarely even that much.
>>75698569
kek, tiki is far worse than either of them though because he's 100% sincere
>>75698235
yeah and if you cherry picked the best years, it would show a range and a bunch of teams if he played for more than one. if it's his actual career stats then it would just say the number of years he played
get exposed dumb faggot
Who has more fans? Tiki or DG? the Cubs trip just replies to himself and emulates both, so he doesn't count.
>Uh oh, the Red Sox and Orioles are developing a compelling rivalry, better stomp it out now, if it goes on any longer people might start watching the games
no wonder nu-baseball is dying
>bat flips are the best let's get rid of throwing at batters
If you are going to have a fine for throwing shit, then they're clearly needs to be varying degrees of it. This isn't as black and white.
Something like this >>75698613 should be fined anything from 1000-5000, but something like throwing peanuts should be a harmless $100 or something. Both would turn people off from it, but at least they're more reasonable.
Make the punishment fit the crime, basically.
>>75698647
DG is a necessary evil.
Tiki literally adds nothing to this general.
>>75698615
>I should have the right to throw things at people and potentially end their career
>I should have the right to commit assault in a private venue
>How dare I face consequences for my actions?
>>75698647
DG is an /mlb/ hall of famer
>>75698658
i would pay 100 real american dollars to throw peanuts at adam jones any day of the week
>>75698667
Not what I said at all you illiterate retard.
>>75698670
Maybe 500 then but the point is if they are going to leverage penalties, make them worth the degree of the infraction.
Throwing peanuts shouldn't be the same fine as throwing a can of beer.
You can always tell the Giants "fans" are "In da House" because the angry, humorless sincereposting starts up and every single bit of bait gets took
>>75698639
who do you think you're replying to exactly?
Lmao at Dodgers haters for being a bunch of neckbeard virgin faggots. They don't know success if it bit them on the buttock.
>>75698704
pissboi
mostly because it's obviously him but also because we're all DG
you're free to go on your tirade about how many fans you have now, run along
Is it autism or love? ^
>>75698738
Neither, it's obsession.
>>75698717
>$2,675,029,554 since 1988
>0 pennants to show for it
Yeah, nice "success"
New tactic- visit Fenway, accuse everyone in the section of being racist, get the section to yourself
>>75698759
>>75698717
And I'm not even adding this season's payroll to that.
>>75698774
New tactic: Close Fenway Park.
End Racism in north America
Alternative tactic- go to an Indians game and get a whole section to yourself because nobody goes to Indians games
>>75698578
The criminal charges and court fees already do fuck people over for life, but it's still not enough of a deterrent apparently.
>>75698786
What is the worst team in the MLB (major league baseball)?
Is that I want to be a fan of the worst team in the MLB
I look for the most loser team.
The least popular team
Less talented teams
And the most unsuccessful team of all.
>>75698791
So what do you propose?
Execution?
>>75698774
oh shit thats a good idea but does it work if im white???
>>75698797
Seattle Mariners
>>75698743
>replying to yourself
classic pissboi
and for the record it's both sickening admiration and constant humiliation
>cherry picking stats to make pitchers look good and then posting it to the baseball korner of a taiwanese shemale image dump forum to see if anyone can match your elite baseball knowledge by guessing on arbitrary tables made up by a furiously autistic beaner with a buster posey and matt harvey tandem bobblehead shoved up his ass
hilarious, impressive, and quite sad <3
>>75698797
>MLB (major league baseball)
Cute.
I'd say the San Diego Padres.
>>75698791
Not even a little sorry for that piece of shit. Who gives a fuck about a persons wellbeing when they're willing to yell obscenities at another human. I unironically hope the very worst for that piece of shit. Not even an AL fan.
>>75698811
Not even pissboi. Stay obsessed you little fucking leaf. DODGERS WIN!
>>75698810
>>75698811
one more love confession please
>>75698798
Appropriate for Bombston fans
>>75698810
The Mariners are the sports shame of the city of seattle
>>75698812
And why should I be a fan of the San Diego Padres?
>>75698814
Oh hey Adam, hope you didn't get your feelings hurt today.
>>75698826
>mfw the score literally updated as I read that
>>75698811
is this real
ruh roh
dem Doy Boys inna heap of trouble now
>>75698840
ily bby come to toronto and let's go to a baseball game together, you'll get to finally see some real pitchers
you're paying tho im broke as shit ill bring the weed
>doyers
For me, I blame the DH.
>#banthedh
National League.
Would you get kicked out of Dodgers Stadium for calling their fans spics?
>>75698885
A FUCKING LEAF
>>75698885
lol your from Canada or as I call it "can'tada"
>>75698888
No but you would get beaten to death in the parking lot by said fans.
Would you get kicked out of Yankees Stadium for calling their fans wops?
>his team doesn't have at least 17 wins
>>75698888
Nah you'd just get killed as soon as you stood up to have a piss. Nobody would stop it either, as it should be.
>>75698922
>his team doesn't have triple digit losses yet
>>75698923
>stood up to have a piss
Even without your trip on you're still obsessed with urine.
>>75698925
>his team doesn't have a 15 year playoff drought going
git gud
>>75698941
>his team doesn't have a 70+ years WS drought.
Would you get kicked out of Safeco Field for calling their fans trannies?
lol are the giants really doing this again?
Would you get kicked out of Comerica Park for calling their fans towelheads?
>>75698965
who knows
but funny story, I saw a dude kicked out of Safeco for vaping.
The entire section gave a standing ovation to the security guard
Would you get kicked out of Rogers Centre if you called their fans chinks?
Daily reminder that
Loss Angeles
Would you get kicked out of Wrigley Field for calling the people baseball fans?
cant wait to hear pissboi's excuses tonight
>>75699010
mike napoli took a fat ogre shit during the first WS game played at wrigley in well over 70 years
>losing to the jints
>the shanty town of loss angeles
Would you get kicked out of Tropicana Field for calling their seats empty?
>2017
>Losing sleep
>>75699033
well yah, your comment would echo all the way around the park
Serious question, would you get kicked out of Fenway if you were black and called your black friend nigger?
Serious question, and an important one. Did they ever rescue that boy Bryce enticed?
>>75699044
>this confuses the liberal
>d-does he use a hard 'r' ??
What did the Fenway faithful mean by this?
Would you get kicked out of Nationals Park if I hit a walkoff bomb?
Would you get kicked out of Boystown for not sucking dicks for free drinks?
Would you get kicked out of globe """life""" park if Josh Hamilton killed you?
Would you get kicked out of Progressive Field if you went to the game and raised the attendance?
>>75699135
you tried
Would you get kicked out of the /mlb/ general if you couldn't come up with a clever enough question to follow the current trend?
>>75699097>>75699097
>>75699097
How did they put the words into this image?
>>75699151
photoshop arial font stroke blend
Would you get kicked out of MLB memes if you pronounced them "may-mays"?
>>75699156
>stroke blend
Lol, lost it here
>>75698992
Same thing happened to me at a Sounders match. I fucking love Seattle sometimes.
Would you get kicked out of Miller Park for calling their fans alcoholics?
would you all shut the fuck up
A
would you get kicked out of canada if you didnt put your milk in a bag?
Would you get kicked out of Busch Stadium for calling their fans meth heads?
>>75699203
yeah you would you fucking heathen
>thank god we're not like those stupid yanks and their cartoned milk
Tfw your team has a day game tomorrow. Max comfy
>>75699240
fug
last two digits are where mike trout's hit streak ends
Would you get kicked out of Fenway for calling Adam Jones a racial slur?
>>75699264
Only 49 games left to go, then.
>>75699264
holy shti
>she niggered it up
My fucking sides
>>75699367
How do people this stupid exist
>>75699367
fucking everyone sings the anthem too damn slow, pisses me off
>>75699387
>>75699367
is this an example of 'niggering it up'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4c2KDLWpI0
>>75699367
>not owning up to your racist bullshit
lol what a little bitch
>>75699367
QUICK /mlb/
THIS guys is beside you at good ol' Friendly Fenway when you hear him say that, after the courageous Kenyan who absolutely butchered God's song had finished, that she had "niggered it up"
WHAT do you DO?
>>75699434
Agree with him
>>75699434
>implying I'd be caught dead in that dump
>>75698888
I could care less because I hate other spics but you would prob get an ass beating.
>>75699434
>Going to mutant Fenway
>>75699615
>302
>310
>420
>bombsotn fans WILL defend this
A E S T H E T I C
>>75699615
>>75699615
I'm really high right now and this picture fucking scares me.
Yankees Players named Aaron: 18 HR
The Boston Red Sux: 17 HR
>>75699657
My Target Field bias aside, I consider Dodger Stadium one of the most aesthetically pleasing designs to look at, and I hope to visit it someday.
>>75699722
PNC is undeniably the most a e s t h e t i c stadium in baseball. I would like to see the Mets play there someday.
>>75699730
*blocks your path*
>>75699757
>>75699730
fuck that isn't even its final form. PNC is awesome. But it's second best to Busch III.
>Clogging up your backgrounds with buildings and not beautiful nature
>all these stadiums without retractable roofs
>risking a rainout in the 21st century
laughingwhores.jpg
>>75699817
>indoor baseball
you should be ashamed of yourself
>>75699817
I don't wana be a dick bro, but why wouldn't you just watch the game at a good pub with your bros and get wasted rather sitting in Uecker seats?
>>75699817
This is bait.
>>75699781
My dream vacation is to go to Hawaii to see Pearl Harbor(im a big naval historian type guy). On the way there I'm gonna see a Dodger game, because you guys have an awesome park and atmosphere, and of course I'm going to go see BB-61 Iowa before I depart from LAX to Hawaii.
>>75699781
As much as I enjoy the stadium as a few generations of my family frequented it, this is cheating. It's built on a big hill so you can't see the fat ugly freeway next to it
>>75699866
Out of sight out of mind.
And you can't even hear it.
Leave the Orioles alone! They didn't did anything!
English language too good for Yankees fans?
How can you even be a Yankees fan when you're not even a legal citizen?
>>75700247
this but without irony tbqh
So far I've been right! 3-4 last night
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else: holy shit shut the fuck up
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else: holy shit shut the fuck up
>me: MEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone else: holy shit shut the fuck up
Me: what if I hit a walk off baamb
>>75700790
Wrong.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-worst-offensive-month-in-royals-team-history/
Best ballpark coming through.
>>75700885
Is that progressive field???
>needing to see the game to enjoy it
Best stadium coming through
Machado who? Crawford who?
>>75700903
No, that is Kaufman Stadium
>baltimore
>tfw rainout
>>75701384
>get handed the game by the ump
>STILL over a game behind the orioles
>>75701546
One more post like that and I'm going to have to eject you
if you think about it, "ejection" is RELLY close to being a naughty word
>>75701557
Just reported you to the boston civil rights unit for racism
>>75701583
Rejection(/spoiler)
>>75701587
I don't live in boston dumb dirty n*****
>>75698845
>And why should I be a fan of the San Diego Padres?
Anon, didn't you make a post referencing wanting a bad team that is embarrassing in it's city and sate located in a place where MLS is more popular? The formatting seems very similar, and IIRC that post had the same flag as well.
>>75699657
>A U T I S M
FTFY
>>75701412
It's not fair REEEEEEEE
Step aside Plebs
>>75701587
AND HE'S BEEN THROWN OUT
Fell asleep early last night, assuming my Dodgers won. Either way gg my lovelies
>>75701740
old =/= good friend.I do like the ivy which will need to be replanted/transferred to the eventual new stadium but Wrigley is bleh otherwise
What cities should get an MLB team? Vancouver? Charlotte?
>>75701829
Toronto
Has a starting pitcher gotten two Ls in 2 days ever? I mean after pitchers became pussys and had to wait 5 days and could only throw 100 pitches.
Is Gausman going to be the first in 50+ years?
>>75701829
Montreal and Mexico City.
>>75701824
>New Stadium
They just spent $600,000,000 renovating Wrigley. Why would they make a new stadium?
>>75701889
>$600,000,000 to upgrade Wrigley
That's idiotic.
>>75701906
If they sell 6 beers they instantly recoup all costs
ehehe
>>75701906
If they make out with the construction crew, it should drop the costs precipitously
>>75701941
To whom can I attribute this solid gold diamond of a post?
>/mlb/ makes a huge fuss about racism
>but is perfectly okay with Neanderthalic problematic homophobic "jokes"
Really makes you think.
>>75701994
This is really more of a baseball discussion chatline than it is about politics or what-have-you, but sometimes we do dabble haha admittedly. Welcome friend.
>log into rebbit
>see this
>log out of rebbit
>>75702009
And you have to go back.
>>75702031
my browser lets me have multiple tabs open at the same time
>>75702037
You HAVE to go back.
>>75699434
buy him a beer
>Aaron Judge leads all of baseball in WAR
Judge is going to look great in red socks
>Asche is DH again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKEG2X__OLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fXiBsjwCAA
When did you realize that Gary Thorne was secretly a Yankee fan?
>>75699126
underrated
>Jones to 10 day DL
>Rodon to 60 day DL
pls no rodon
>>75702121
Who the fuck is Gary Thome
>>75702250
delet ths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>when your team scores a lot of runs
>>75702404
I thought that song was just called "Wahoo"
>>75701875
Gausman isn't starting
postponedians
>>75702500
how did you feel when the indians lost the world series in game seven in extra innings? serious question
Hey bro you sure you don't want an MRI?
>>75700838
Not an argument
>>75701829
Portland
>>75702518
as also a Browns fan, I'm used to disappointment so it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would. I don't even remember much after the Rajai HR. But being up 3-1 and then losing the series I was more mad at that than anything else.
>>75702518
FUCK YOU
When your team scores a lot of runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWDGVVYnB5g
>Lackey starting today
At least >we'll split the series with the lillies
>>75702518
How did it feel to get completely btfo in the world series?
>
>Rebuild starts this July
>Only valuable trade assets are Bumgarner, Moore, and Panik
>Bumgarner is hurt
>Moore is terrible so far
>Panik can't stay healthy
How long will this fucking rebuild take anyway?
>>75702848
>won 3 times in 6 years
>complain of rebuilding
Entitled fans everyone.
>>75699615
>>75699615
Tear that fucking place down already.
Fenway honestly isn't a great place to watch a game. I kind of wish some structural deficiency popped up that meant building a new park or completely stripping it down. It's cramped, smells a little, it's dark, the sightlines blow, just feels too much like grasping at a relic.
>>75699615
>ALE fans consider their hitting stats to be legitimate despite every park being a fucking launching pad
>>75699615
>wanting a cookie cutter stadium
>>75699615
Be fair, the ballparks of the time were all meme parks
>>75702955
>there are "people" in this general RIGHT NOW that want to standardize all ballpark dimensions and rob the sport of one of its truly unique aspects
my disgust is infinite
Fenway is pure memery and it's beautiful
>>75702964
>every routine flyball by a lefty leaves the park
>>75700885
False.
Oriole Park at Camden Yards is the GOAT
>>75702955
Let's be real here. The green monster is a fucking meme and it needs to end.
>>75702999
The wall is 60 feet high kek
nats-dbacks
>>75703006
>>75702964
>MFW imagine Davis, Palmerio or any Left handed god playing there.
>>75703000
That new hotel past LF really hurts the view. Otherwise I can't find a flaw.
>>75702964
Why was this allowed?
>>75703008
>Fenway but with the meme factor multiplied
>>75703015
>2001-2004 barry Bonds playing 81 games at the Baker Bowl
>Even moreso if it's the Bakerbowl with only a 40 foot wall
>>75703023
I agree. What sucks is that Baltimore City losses $100 million or some shit on that hotel every year.
Amazingly I don't think the Green Monster is the highest wall in baseball today, some minor league park outmemed them.
>>75703004
Admittedly I am a Boston fan, and not in the "destroy Fenway" crowd that some of us have, but if there is one thing I don't like about Memeway Park it's the short right field fence. The Monster at least creates a wall playing dynamic for left fielders, the short fence in right just allows for meme ground rule doubles and pop up home runs. The triangle is GOAT tho
>>75703033
Every ball hit there would be gone. Don't even park your car near the street there, or else it will be smashed.
>>75703028
Stadium was build in 1887 in one city block
This conversation is going way too well, where are the usual trip/imagefags?
Lmao so bruh are there seriously niggas on here that think the wankees can beat the Cubs this weekend?? L. M. A. O. Fuck off with that bullshit lmao. The Cubs offense will absolutely tear apart their pitching, while the Cubs pitching will absolutely tear apart the stankees babby offense. Fuck off with any bullshit that says that otherwise.
Seems like all these old parks are great for left handed hitters
Woke up late today, but I just put on my street clothes and I'm ready to rock!
>>75703092
Probably because less left handed people back then
Fucking 290
>>75703102
>457
>>75703102
Lmao wtf is that bullshit shape? Fucking glad wrigley never looked retarded like this shit lmao
Here comes the memest meme park
>>75703136
Club houses were in the back too.
Which is the park that had steep hills instead of warning tracks?
Imagine if Coors Field was designed like one of these parks.
>>75703136
>having to play CF there
>>75703169
Crosley Field
>>75703136
>)
>>75702936
The trop is consistently one of the most pitcher friendly parks in baseball
>>75703136
Ah the mlb the show exploit park
>>75703351
The trop is a shit hole
>>75702149
>retroactive over a month ago
Thanks faggot worried me for literally nothing
>>75703260
a sac fly into centre scores a man from second base
crazy, but alluring too. I want the next ballpark to be this wild
>>75703449
That implies the CF plays that far back, therefore letting everything in front of him drop for a double.
>>75703459
you'd have to have a cannon for an arm to get any assists at all
>>75703429
same for myself too
my b
how come cleveland is bottom 5 in attendance? aren't they good?
>>75703499
Lmao because all Cleveland fans are bandwagoner. We saw that shit when the Cubs beat them lmao
>>75703136
There were a lot more triples and inside the park home runs back then.
>>75703549
That would mean they have more attendance when theyre good then retard
>>75703136
Which The Show games had this park? I want to simulate some memery.
Is there a way to RTTS as a CF at this park?
>>75703136
I wish there were more parks with deep dimensions. Hitting the cut off man would actually be important instead of le ebin must C: cannon throws to home plate that miss 9/10 times.
>>75703000
>Something of value
>in Baltimore
Pick one.
>>75703646
This column monument to George Washington predates the obelisk in Washington.
whos royals where?
>>75703646
Baltimore is awesome. Not as bad as everyone says it is.
>>75703675
kek
royals white sox
>>75703713
>>75703713
>>75703713
>A FUCKING PEANUT
>>75703759
you have been ejected and banned from Fenway for life for this post
>>75703759
[THIS POSTER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM FENWAY PARK FOR LIFE]
>84 year title drought
>overpaid too many bad free agents to list
>have """nation""" of fans who have never been to a game
>>75703789
>>75703793
I didn't know /mlb/ allowed beta faggots to post here
>raised by a single mother in Detroit
>never followed or played sports growing up
>heroin addict at 15
>first organized baseball league was in prison
>got parole for one day to attend a Tigers tryout
>signed in 1974
>debuted in the majors 13 months later
>All-Star in 1976
>TV movie was made about him in 1977 starring Levar Burton (with Billy Martin playing himself)
>received MVP votes four times
>led the league in steals twice and runs once
>had more steals in a single season with the Expos than Tim Raines (or anyone else) ever has for that franchise
>retired after 9 seasons
>revealed he was actually 4 years older than he claimed
>got his leg amputated in 2011 due to illness
How have I never heard of Ron LeFlore?
>the chicago cubs will give Adam Warren a ring
For what purpose?
>>75699367
>our opponents lack a spine
>he did the most spineless thing
????
cubs vs phils
>>75703910
>>75703912
They gave Brian Matusz a ring
>>75703915
Not owning up to your own words is pretty spineless.
>>75703929
>Lying to authorities to get yourself out of trouble when a spineless coward tattles on you for saying words
Jussayin. He probably only did that to irritate the spineless bastard some more.
>>75703928
>Brian Matusz has more rings than Kershaw, Trout, Machado, and Harper combined
>>75703945
I don't want fat old men saying Nigger in front of my kids while I am trying to watch a game.
Also the ballpark is a private venue. You abide by the host's rules or you can go exercise your right to free speech outside.
>>75699367
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>his team's fans are afraid to say "nigger" in public
Cucks won't understand
>>75697872
please stop posting philly slags. that woman looks over 50 and has the most offensive lipstick color i have ever witnessed.
like the entire town and all its sports teams, she is past her prime and offensively ugly.
>>75703968
Would you get up, immediately find the authorities to report the man for saying the word "Niggered", not even directed to you or anyone in your family just because he did something while he himself is trying to watch the game he paid money for?
What about if he hurled insults towards them, that wasn't based on the color of their skin? Would you report it then?
>>75703992
trip back on AJ
>>>/pol/
>>75704005
blacks exist on the internet outside of twitter?
>>75699367
Hey I have to admit. Niggers are good singers.
>>75703954
This angers me.
>>75703912
They gave Kawasaki a ring too
>>75703759
REPORTED
>be peanut
>get thrown at Adam Jones
>>75704082
Yeah, but he was actually part of the team. Warren got traded halfway through the season. I can't even begin to imagine why they gave Matusz a ring.
>>75704293
>I can't even begin to imagine why they gave Matusz a ring
Becuz theyre morons. Even ushers and security guards got rings ffs
>>75697906
>boston girls are so fucking ugly you need to photoshop dodger girls
SAD!
>rags
>>75704426
>disastros
>Marwin Gonzalez has a 1.962 OPS
>>75704447
>Firstros
>>75704489
Not for long lol. You know you are the Rangers' BITCH.
>>75704426
>>75704447
>not realizing that an early lead against Houston is a death sentence
>lastros
lmao
Rangers confirmed best team in Texas
>>75704515
>The >rags actually gave up 10 points to them
lmao
>>75704567
>rags
>>75704501
>rags
>>75704632
Where's your world series wins faggot? Surely the Astros have at least one World Series game win, right?
>rags get a 5-0 lead
Sweep inc. GG Ragfags
>lastros celebrating getting btfo
>disastros
>>75704656
>winning WS games
When was the last time the >rags won the NL
Im waiting....
das right
>>75704756
Rags were never in the NL fucktard
Would you get kicked out of Garanteed Rape Field for calling the fans niggers?
>>75704894
No because you'd simply be stating facts.
>>75704811
So they've never won it?
lmao fucking pussies
>>75704894
What fans are there?
>>75704931
^This
/thread
>>75704949
Chris Sale fans.
>>75704996
One's a crackhead and one has bruises. defibately been blacked
>>75704996
>Feels bad man
But you got Moncada from it, so its a win.
Reminds me of the Bedard trade, before Bedard's arm committed Jihad.
>>75705102
Coulda just said they're both from Chicago.
>>75705107
Sale v Q duel could be a thing. Not as hype as Burhle's return, but still would be hell of a homecoming.
>>75705155
They might be from St Louis tbqh
Correa just saved Joe Musgrove's career
Marwin Gonzalez just hit ANOTHER dinger
A P O L O G I Z E
>>75703945
>And I stand by it.
>immediately retracts it once he faces actual consequences
lmao
yeah nah he's a weak fucking faggot
>Stephen Wright to have season ending surgery
FIRE FARRELL
I
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E
F
A
R
R
E
L
L
>Steven Wright to have season ending knee surgery
Our manager literally ruined this mans career
>Steven Wright out for the season, will undergo knee surgery, @RedSox have just announced.
>RED CUX
>FIVE ACES
>>75705598
>>75705604
Shouldn't have fired Tito, eh?
>>75705657
You mean Valentine right?
Let's talk baseball
What are the stats a decent ballplayer should be carrying about at the end of April?
Hitter:
.300+ BA
10+ rbis
5+ HRs
Pitcher:
>3 ERA
3 Wins
We need this in the next Orioles and Red Sox game
Kek
KEK
>>75705722
>Wins
kek
>>75705722
>Using wins seriously
hahahahaha
Pitcher has no say in what kind of run support he receives. Wins are a completely useless stat.
>>75705745
Still so salty.
>>75705735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHqWHD9hqG8
>>75705722
>conditions I deem fair
I posted the Carrabis tweet in the gamethread two days ago about Steven Wright, so I'm not surprised about the official announcement but still...
God it's fucking infuriating. I want to blame Farrell, but ultimately I think this just circles around to Wright being old and fat.
A shame. But it is what it is.
I still kind of what Brian Johnson to come up, but they called up Kyle Kendrick instead.
Note to Neutrals: Tonight's matchup is Kendrick and Ubaldo, so it's going to be a Homerun Derby tier game
How did Wright fuck his knee up?
>>75705860
If you ask a Red Sox fan they'll tell you that John Farrell personally caved it in with a sledgehammer. More likely he's just an old fragile piece of shit who doesn't work on his conditioning because he throws a knuckleball.
>>75705860
It's called inhumanely throwing a baseball at 95 mph repeatedly
>>75705860
His injury is because his knee is old and swelling and deteriorating. So basically, being a fat and out of shape 30 year old.
>>75705893
>Wright
>throwing 95
His FB tops at 85, and he doesn't even throw it much.
>>75705888
It was Theo. He was the one who clubbed Wright in the knee when the Cubs were in Boston just so people would think it was Farrell as revenge for Tito.
>>75705829
But Poobaldo pitched last night for a few innings, probably won't be him
>intentional talk on espn2 right now
???
>>75705929
Your booking MLB like it's WWE
>>75705933
Oh ya I forgot about that.
>check Kubatko's twitter
It's Tyler Wilson.
Wew
>>75705954
They've started airing some MLB Network shows to condense broadcasting space and save money.
I mean they fired like 95% of their baseball writers, so that's as much baseball as they'll show there.
I could reach base via error off any one of y'all in this thread
>>75706019
>Tyler Wilson
GG red cux congrats on the win
>>75705860
He's been falling to pieces ever since their manager used him as a fucking pinch runner lol
>>75705961
The way this season is starting so mediogre, WWE routine might be needed to bring fans in
>Padres pitcher just hit batter with the first pitch of the inning
>batter just walked to first and nothing else happened
wtf
where's the ejection
where's the angry demand for revenge pitches
>>75701829
Montreal and Charlotte
>>75701883
Mexico City is at too high of an altitude and the peso is utter shit which will fuck with the financial viability of the team
>>75702537
Literally the place where baseball is least popular if I'm not mistaken. Also not nearly enough people in market to fill a stadium or be that close to Seattle.
>>75706133
Those issues can be resolved with a vast ownership group and big outfields
>>75705961
>IT WAS ME BOSTON. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
PSA:
rags about to rag
>>75706133
just realized how much of a meme park it would be if there was a team in mexico city. that first round of the wbc in mexico, the ball was flying everywhere
>>75706019
Still a derby, Mike Wright v Joe Kelly by another pair of names.
Top of the third: 8-5
>>75706313
It would make Coors Field a pitcher's park and a half if they had an MLB team there.
>RAGS
IT WAS 5-0
>>75706122
someone needs to throw a chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ
>>75702537
Fuck Portland, they had a AAA team for ages and tossed them out for their MLS team.
>RAGS happening right now
Up 6-3
Bases loaded
Altuve up
1 out
Stay tuned
>rags
Rangers being a bad team with a worse bullpen isn't really >rags worthy
They need to get slightly good again so it's funnier when they fail
>SGAR
What's with the total fixation of the Rangers?
>>75701829
I'm predicting Montreal and then a tossup between the Las Vegas 51s and Nashville Sounds
I don't know if Charlotte will build a major league stadium when they just built a minor league stadium downtown
Expos and 51s
>Hey Mike, how are you? You know how they have the Home Run Derby? Do you think they'd ever have the Fast Pitch Derby where pitchers try to throw as fast as they can?
>>75706634
Nashville just built a new one too
>>75706634
the 51s would have a lot of the same problems that the rockies do. you learn to disregard a lot of the pitching stats from the PCL because they're always so inflated.
>>75706653
Vegas's is the worst AAA stadium so they don't have that issue.
Manfred mentioned Vegas recently so it's not that big of a stretch.
>>75706629
The whos and tWINs are good now so no one else to make fun of.
>>75706675
Vegas would be playing in a lot of dry weather. I'd want a team in Montreal, but another good spot would be Ottawa.
Wouldn't Vegas have to be an indoor stadium? I can't imagine attracting many fans to an August baseball game there.
>>75706675
demolish cashman field and just build a retractable roof stadium right on location with a humidor
expos should do the same thing and demolish parc olympique and rebuild
>>75706754
meh I'd rather watch a summer game in vegas than arlington. at least vegas is permanently dry. just wear a baseball cap and you will be ok
Imagine playing here
>>75706815
Olympic Stadium is in that ugly purgatory that the Silverdome and Astrodome are in, where it would cost too much to demolish/renovate, even though it's basically sitting empty.
>>75706852
>hit a top 10 longest distance ball in MLB history
>lands in the outfield
>>75706862
Last I heard, the Astrodome is gonna get turned into this giant greenhouse/garden complex/wildlife gallery thing. Basically Noah's ark 2049.
Mexico City would be great for an MLB team for the atmosphere.
>Beer bottles getting thrown at gringo outfielders
>Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito playing around the stadium
>Fat hitters struggling in the thin air
>Shouts of "pero!" at opposing players
>Mexico City Aztecs sombrero giveaway night
>>75706936
It's almost been turned into about a hundred things
>>75706949
They can't remove that light post in center?
>>75706949
don't forget the team getting robbed at gunpoint on an off day
>>75706992
Why would you want to?
CASILLA YOU FUCKING SHIT CUNT.
EAT MY TAINT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75706675
[SCREAMING PHANATIC SOUND INTENSIFIES]
>>75707072
laughinggiantsfan.exe
cmon sano walk off grand slam
>the scorched wasteland of travis wood
this guy literally cant stop giving up runs lol. a 15 ERA after 8 innings this season
>>75707061
If someone hits it, is it a home run?
>>75706949
>visiting Mexico City
>Trying to catch routine flyball
>run into lightpost in middle of outfield, get seriously injured
>allows in the park homerun
>the absolute earthquake-prone underground sewer hovel complex of the Dallas rags of SixFlags' bullpen
>>75707154
Home field advantage
>sano swinging at ball 4
>shitno
god damnit
TY BASED CASILLA
>>75707151
That's cause he's actually a power hitting left fielder
>>75707105
STRUCK HIM OUT
>>75707229
>BASED
>CASILLA
What the fuck am I reading?
>>75702599
pretty bad, i was at game 4 myself actually
>rags
>>75706920
wouldn't it end up being a home run anyway?
>>75707361
maybe. if you are a fat DH it might still be a triple if it is played correctly
>>75706122
the league doesnt require smaller market teams to chimp out
>>75706949
CHI
>>75707470
are you sure that isn't a success-o-meter?
>>75707470
why are the red sox, yankees, and padres even on this list? what significant games have the cubs played against them in the last 50 years?
>>75707470
>Giants in front of the Dodgers
top lel
>>75707494
Do you actually understand the image you retard?
If a Rockies player wanted to could they wear their sleeveless jersey without the undershirt?
>>75707470
>>75707500
if your telling me the image is meant to be saying the cubs are between the mets and brewers on the league overall chart why would their only be like 10 teams and why would teams like the padres be on the list? frankly this chart is bullshit
>>75707548
thats a big catch
>>75707546
You are a very stupid person it seems.
Who wants to trade for Luke Gregerson
>>75707580
fuck you cunt, make a better chart
>>75707494
this is what I'm talking about. the yanks are "villain" to the cubs only because they win a lot ? what the fuck kinda dumb shit is this?
Is >royals guy ded?
>>75707470
>end 108 yr drought become almost as hated as the mets
>Dodgers hated more than Mets
eat shit
>>75707620
>9 posts early
posting in a dead thread
>still not at bump limit
>>75707620
faggot
oh i get it! time to choke the thread
(seen it done so many times, and i just got it)
>>75709569
I still don't get it