Eflin vs. Lackey
>phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Aaron Altherr (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Cameron Rupp (R) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Zach Eflin (R) P
>cubes
1. Jon Jay (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Addison Russell (R) SS
5. Miguel Montero (L) C
6. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
7. Javier Baez (R) 2B
8. John Lackey (R) P
9. Matt Szczur (R) RF
first pitch 2:20 EST
1st for please no 1st inning runs given up
>>75703932
its lackey - i wouldnt bet too much on it
phils please don't score in the 1st don't give us false hope
DOooOOBS
No runs? What the fuck.
desu I like the B outfield
tfw full blown philly hater but cubes are public enemy number 1
we phillies now brehs
based effles
WE FIRST INNING RUNS NOW BOIS
>rustled
damn shame jay got himself picked off - dumbass
lol can't chicago afford gardeners? the wall is covered in weeds
how the fuck did bryant score damn
Why does Tommy Joseph have two first names and why is he so goddamn ugly?
>>75704262
By touching home plate
Fuck ToJo he literally gets worse with every series
lads are the cubes back? we scored in the first and didnt allow a run!!!!!
Lackey is pitching well from the first inning
what year is this?
cubes pitchers all take real nice looking swings.
especially since lackey and lester have played in the AL most of their lives and they actually get hits from time to time.
Fuck the Cubs
Fuck Shitcongo
Fuck Arrietta
Fuck Lackey
Fuck Lelster
Fuck Contreyas
Fuck John Jay
Fuck Addison Russel
Fuck Kyle Schwarber
Fuck Baez
Fuck Goats
Fuck the monster
Fuck Skelly
Fuck Wade Davis
Fuck Rizzo
Fuck Harry
>>75704454
> fuck goats
I have to agree lad but tell me, why so much ass pain?
The corpse of John Lackey is gonna shus us out
>pivetta vs. Strasburg tomorrow
kill me
KILL ME
NUKE ME
>>75704506
He should be no hitting you, but Herrera had to go and be a faggot
I guess i'll just have to get used to the pain if I want to follow the phillies.
Freddie what the fuck happened. You were one of the best defensive SSs in the league
there's the lackey I know
Franco stronk
FRANCGOD!!!!!!!!
tommy joseph kind of looks like pat burrel
FUCK YOU LACKEY. you could have hit him in the face so he got sent to the DL
Come on Freddeh
>>75704998
manfred will suspend you for that now he is being so serious
Gee it's another 2-out pitcher hit
HOLY FUCK SHJFDKDSF::LKFSDKK
Aaron "1-time all-star" Altherr
How da fuck does Lackey get so many SOs? Does his retardation affect the batters?
>>75705334
the ball gets lost in his teeth
It's something!
fuckin phillies
Friendly reminder that without the Phillies there would be no Sandberg in the HOF
lead was fun while it lasted
Phillies plz it isnt the 9th inning yet don't blow it yet.
2 men on and Wizzo bitches out.
The shock is shocking
Cubs bullpen is too fucking good please leave Lackey in
LOL what the fuck
>brian duensing warming up
Why?
>>75705815
not sure why mememaddon left him in at 96 pitches
but youre welcome
>tfw youre too smart to manage
Hmm pinch-hitter for Eflin? I don't know what i'd do here
>>75705892
joe wants to lose the game
>>75705907
another maddon leaves the starter in for too long and fucks the whole game episode
I swear sometimes a child could manage a game better than joe.
>>75705931
bunt the man on first to second to avoid a double play
>duensing LUCK
oh boi
that was needed
>>75705960
JUST KLL ME
Well, that was a heartbreaker. God damn it, Galvis.
Huh
Cubs have to be the luckiest franchise in baseball
>>75706021
saying this 2 years ago would have been unthinkable
feels good man
>>75706021
>108 year championship drought
>luckiest franchise in baseball
Pick one
>>75705939
but would a child think to bring the zoo and a magician to Wrigley to cheer up the team
>>75706072
So much fucking ^this
>>75706072
>umpball'd into an NLCS victory
>half the Indians starters down in the world series
>weather delay ruins the Indians momentum in game 7
fuck y'all
>>75706160
stay mad faggot
>>75706160
every team to win a championship in the last 100 years has had a few balls bounce their way
shut up faggot
OUT on replay
what the fuck is that shit
the ball was in the glove but he hadn't grasped it
New book coming out:
How To Introduce Replay And Ruin Another Sport For Dummies
>grimm
>duensing
>grimm
Are the cubs trying to lose?
Jay with a good throw for a change
>nice
>>75706160
If ur a good enough team that shit shouldnt affect you.
Umps wanted to hand the Yankees the 2001 Eries becuz Muh Patriotism 9/11.
Diamondbacks were too good for that shit and shut it down.
Fuck you cubs faggots
>>75706160
> umpballed to NLCS victory
> completely outscore the dodgers by like 16 runs
> destroy their best starter
Whatever ass blasted faggot
>>75706308
>>75706298
grimm has been good
get grimm off the mound and on a bus to desmoines
>>75706396
>good at giving up runs
>>75706396
>ERA 7.71
No.
Did cubs catcher just shout FUCK! or am I hearing things?
>>75706519
he doesnt speak english
>>75706160
>>umpball'd into an NLCS victory
>beat doyers by combined score of 31-17
>let 3rd string catcher hit grand salami
>shutout supposed GOAT Kershit 5-0 in deciding game
Go cry in ur beer with AGon
>>75706552
Yes he does
>>75706594
>>75706552
Will he be fined by FCC?
>>75706622
publicly executed at sundown
mememaddon managing to lose
>wait for grimm to load up the bases before pulling him
Get this shitter off the team. Jesus.
>>75706690
i swear to god Joe is going to be the one factor preventing a dynasty
you dumb fucks joseph will strike out swinging. Cubs fans think you knows the phils lineup better than Maddon
thank you for not being shit today pedro
fuck
stretch
Worthless fuck back to AAA with you
>It's a Phillies load the bases with 2 outs and then strike out episode
I hate reruns.
Why is Tommy Joseph retarded?
One step back, two steps forward.
The more Tommy Joseph strikes out, the faster Rhys Hoskins gets promoted.
>>75706825
Concussions
Eflin made it to 7 that's a good sign
that was pretty cool galvis
can't remember the last phillie starter to make it 7 full innings
DINGER
jr skeletal finally gives up a run
had to happen eventually
>fug
RUPP!!!!
dumb skelly faggot lol. cubs are a joke
>4 hits today
Cesar cruising to his first all-star appearance
The bullpen is going to blow this, isn't it?
>>75706622
FCC defines it as a "Fleeting expletive" and it is not fineable.
>>75707204
We don't talk about that. All smiles now.
>>75706455
>>75706443
> falling for the ERA meme
fucking casual fans detected
>Grimm is lights out
>skelly fucks up
What cubs bullpen is this?
>>75707204
normally yes
but today is special
Go Benoit-Neshek IMO
>>75707259
grims is lights out
>gets 1 out
>gets an umpball out
>leaves bases loaded when he cant throw a strike
yeah he was awesome
MIGGY
>>75707262
>Montero pulls a hammy rounding the bases on a DINGER
Yeah whatever. Fuck this stupid team
>too old to run the bases
oh miggy
That's my boy
>>75707331
bet youd wanna kiss him
>>75707343
pucker up
>>75707343
>>75707362
It was an April Fools joke that went to far. You guys are so obsessed with me, it isn't even funny. I'm just here to post about the Cubs okay? Don't even bother replying to my posts.
I hope this game goes 20 innings and both teams have to use position players to pitch or pitchers in the outfield
Caesar walkoff, book it.
time for the black hole of the order. expecting 3 strike-outs will be surprised if anything better
13 hits and 4 runs lol. Just a joke
wew
>>75707385
> "joking" about being gay on 4chan
> mad people are picking on you and taking "joke" out context.
I should filter you but watching you get btfo is too much fun.
>>75707499
>>75707385
> mar 31
> says it was an april fools joke
What did he mean by this?
>>75707240
>having faith in this team
I envy your optimism, Rollinsbro.
wade davis is pretty damn good
>davis shitting the bed with two outs
>>75707535
usually
>>75707535
You're the biggest faggot on this board lamo
>>75707599
>implying Nava won't strike out
I'd be surprised if this team makes it to the 10th.
In before walk-off HR
>>75707664
>Gomez shitting the bed again
Welp, GG cubs.
lmaoing @ zobrist's life rite now
zobrist wtf are you doing
ZOBRIST GODDAMMIT
>>>>>zobrist
hahaha what the heck
>ZOBRIST
ZOBRIST
>ZOBRIST
WALK BRYANT NOW
Picked off at 2nd base.
Thats Cub
>game should be over
>>75707817
Welcome to Pre-2015
really got a hold of that one Anthony
Zobrist occasionally does something so stupid I cannot even comprehend what he was thinking
Top of the order please don't let me down
CESAR
>someone other than Davis has to pitch now
its over
>that pick off saved the game
>living for another inning
You earned your pay today, Gomez
throw a laser at rizzo's knees
Good job Monty!
>>75707919
that was Willson
monty doesnt move like a cat
Gomez rolling. holy shit
>>75707933
Monty is an recognized nickname for the name Montgomery
Are we going to like... not win?
>>75708052
if I had to bet on which pen is going to blow it first, I'd choose fils
but after zobrist gave it away in the 9th by getting picked off 2nd ahead of bryants single, the cusb dont deserve it
>>75708052
>sweating a May 4th extra innings game
Calm down bro. Save ur sweat for when they take their typical All Star losing streak
>2-0 with bases loaded
>swing at a pitch in the dirt
Saunders why?
steal home you pussy
BASED FUCKING MONTY
fuck this shit team
nice to see MM pitch his way out of that mess
>more cusb errors
Monty saves the game again
>it's a Phillies leave the bases loaded episode
Z hits walkoff to make up for bonehead play in the 9th.
Book it
wow this pitcher is fucking dark
>>75708229
when is Joe gonna put Heyward in for a walkoff homer
oh baby
Damn, that was smooth.
DOOPLE PLEAY
>>75708316
Good call anon
>booing a pick off attempt when they've already had 2 successful ones this game
fuck you shitcago
>>75708433
wouldn't that give you more reason to boo?
>>75708433
of course they're gonna boo even harder just because it worked twice, idiot.
BACK 2 BACK
yeah...
I'm goin
BACK 2 BACK
LOL
there is literally no one there. even when the team beats shitty ass philly there's no one left to sing their gay ass song.
>go cubs go is an official gay anthem as of march 17'
i got mah fingers on mah dick boys
lets do this
>>75708483
get fucked
god damn it
damn, this trash has to keep going.
>>75708483
ya blew it
or well, in technically i guess you cant blow it after that.
>>75708481
and that's what every game at guaranteed rape field looks like, not just on a cold day in extra innings
>>75708514
anyone have a screen shot of his tweet talking about kissing tits?
Koji on back to back days
hold on to your butts
I put this game on in preparation for going to the Mariners game tonight, and now 13 innings later Im kinda done with baseball for the day.
>>75708481
>anon, why don't you tell the class what you are most famous for
>I use a tripcode on an anonymous message board
>>75708541
i was watching kyle long stream some bullshit zombie game and he was roasting Trub over that shit. was hilarious
GO GO GOOK POWERS ACTIVATE
>koji
>>75708580
trips really deserve to put in the stocks
>>75708583
kek
AL
MORA
>>75708625
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE
LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
THAT'S ALMORA
[ W ]
>PHILLIES
Figures. GG Chicago.
what a waste of my fucking time
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm listening to this on the radio - Freddy just wanted this shit to be over?
Oh thank fuck
>>75708683
probably
I can't even >lillies
this game deseved no winner
but fuck it we got the W
4 over .500
back to high water mark
time to get on a roll?
red hot yankees coming to wrigley
good series filsbros
sorry about your bullpen
seems like the better team won today
Fuck everything.
Phils had so many opportunities, and they blew all of them.
GG Cubs
Legit curious. Did the phillies just give up?
Theo, please trade risso for pitching and a catcher
FUCK YOU CUBE FAGGOTS...HERE COME THE JUDGE AND THE YANKEES
>>75708760
>roid baby
>>75708788
SAY THAT TO MY FACE
>>75708760
>wen u nut but she keep succin