>>75669610
first for he was asking for it and you literally cannot prove me wrong
>Carlyle bitches that McDavid gets special treatment
>literally used a known illegal play to score yesterday
>refs allowed the goal
wew lad
http://www.nhlofficials.com/es3591/cat127/rule-situation-of-the-week-series-magic-doors
>>75669610
>literally throws his face into a stick
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REF KICK HIM OUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
disgusting
No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.
If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.
>Crosby will return for the all-star break
Lmao
>>75669654
sounds reasonable
boring fucking game lads
>snes
>>75669688
we just waiting for the inevitable lundpads meme collapse desu
>>75669713
i hope so
the sens weren't doing shit in the 1st
>>75669654
maybe the reddithawks window is closed
accept it
>>75669688
not even watching
>>75669738
all a charade, they need to pump up lundpads ego for a more epic collapse
no pain, no GAIN
>>75669654
le upboat that rope around your neck
When Crosby gets a statue in Pittsburgh, will it be made out of glass?
Can someone explain cashews to me? Why are they so tasty compared to just about every other nut/seed?
>Dog
Mcdavid
>Gay Duck
Ducks
>tfw caps are only +120 now to win the series despite being down 2-1
>tfw caps winning the series is now a foregone conclusion
>tfw bet the caps +600 to win the cup
>tfw it's literally happening
Friendly reminder that Avs, hongcouver and Bettman's meme project are all getting potential franchise-changing prospects taken away from them to instead bolster the Metro division.
Even the league is sick of cindey crysbo and ovechicken shitting up the post-season every year.
>>75669743
>maybe
>Niskanen ends Crosby's career
>Skeji skates away after lundpads gets blown the fuck out
>Johnson takes a break resulting in the worst team since the salary cap happening
>Byfuglien tricked the league into thinking he was good because he is a big nigg
Why are Minnesota D so elite?
>>75669810
>dog
Carlyle
>retarded goose
Oilers
>>75669806
Because it takes the premature death of asian children to process them. Try eating a cashew that hasnt been rendered harmless by some poor soul. It would be unpleasant.
>>75669806
>not choosing activated almonds
Fucking pleb
>>75669955
>the greatly feared, rarely seen triple dubs
>>75669955
that is not nice
>>75669610
>Using Advil instead of Midol
ONE JOB
not white
>>75670014
>implying that wasn't our plan the entire time
>>75670014
amazing
>>75669838
No one in this draft is franchise-changing. This is a remarkably weak draft year.
>>75670257
The fuck is an 8/10 in Finland? All her facial features are generally in the right place?
>>75670257
so youre the beta orbiter she takes to the movies and the abusive guy is the one she fucks on the regular
eject out of there finnbro
>>75670257
>Predictably, a frind of mine saved her from me a year later
kek
the irony is, you hate me and I 'm one of those who feel you the most in those threads, because I am in a similar situation.
Good luck in finding what you are looking for. This is one of the greatest wishes given to me and it was by a scottish person.
How many rings will we win with our new first overall pick?
>>75670355
>patrick
none probably, hes injury prone to the extreme
the guy has never played a full season since peewee
>>75670080
>having a photo of grease shitskin saved
Kinda gay
>>75670257
It happens my dude. At least you can shitpost with autistic strangers about ice sticks on an Ethiopian cave painting fourm.
>>75670355
The same number as before you drafted a Yakupov tier bust
>>75670355
if you pick hischier maybe 1 or 2
patrick, none
>>75670317
Yeah, seems a lot like it.
>>75670316
Well, I'm tempted to post a pic, but I swear to you that she looks like Hitler's dream.
>>75670330
I never hated you, some other Finns do.
>>75670257
Not worth it.
If you insist it is worth it, do not pressure her with being in nonstop contact or asking validation of how she feels about you. Truth be told, chances are that she will not end up with you and YOU will feel like shit every evening imagining that that other guy is fondling her perfectly rounded butt that's been rigorously trained by mongolian horse riding.
Is it a big city?
>>75670582
Äläkä pistä kuvia, nää nöröt hakee heti imagehaulla lorton tiedot tiskiin
>>75670257
just ghost her lad, not worth chasing it.
>>75670355
you should give us the 1st overall for miller
no one fuking cares about your ugly mongol fuckers god fuck off or talk hockey you retard fins
>>75670257
She sounds like someone that would be terrible to be in a relationship with. I imagine it would only result in sorrow. But sometimes people need the low points as reference.
At the same time the playoffs are looking to be some of the most meme in years so why waste your time with some slag that has mental issues?
>>75670711
reddit post
>>75670593
Yes, I know that much. Sucks because I actually started to develeop some feelings, which hasn't happened to me in almost 3 years.
>>75670624
Joo tiedän kyllä, siks en laitakaan.
>>75670593
it's a big city for you
>>75670376
>patrick
>>75669806
there is no top nut
properly mixed nuts are the only way to go
>>75671491
pretty good list lad. although i think peanuts need to be taken account because of how fucking affordable they are. the nuts you listed are pretty fucking pricey, and that is reflected in their taste. but peanuts are great for their price.
just about the cheapest snack you can buy
>>75671491
>almonds that low
why
>>75671532
Plus Peanuts are great utility players who can play multiple positions in cooking. George Washington Carver rated them.
>>75671491
>no chestnuts or walnuts
>>75671491
>in-shell peanuts
>irrelevant
Choke on a dick and die
>>75669806
They have a nice oily taste to them
Who else /haventwatchedagamesincetheleafswereeliminated/ here?
>le i wonder what zany quirky offtopic dicussion in /hoc/ xDDD
>lelelelele they talking about peanuts xDDDD
>so cuhrazy and random xDDDD
you niggers are a fucking cancer on this board
>>75669643
They'll let them get to conference finals at best since they can't let canadian teams win
>>75671766
you sound fun
>snes
>>75671802
and you sound like an autist who cant READ FUCKING RULES
>>75671766
>I WANNA TALK ABOUT SPORTS
kys my man
Preds and Blues gamethread when?
>>75671766
cool, you can leave now
>>75671802
but he's right
>>75671848
y-you guys b-better follow the rules or Ill tell the janni
>>75671491
>Pistachios not GOAT nut
I forgot there was even a game on tonight.
Pens are the good guys, by the way.
>>75671491
Needs macadamias
>>75671945
now that the dust has settled, the ref team last night were the good guys.
>>75671958
how can you tell with no head paco?
>>75671874
here >>75671933
The Senators are disappointing Sheev.
>tfw allergic to nuts
>>75672141
it's alright you can still suck the shaft
>Canada
>canada getting cucked by big daddy usa
some things never change i guess
>>75669610
>tries to flop and draw the penalty from that stick to his helmet
>gets falcon punched because of it
like pottery
>>75672314
especially when he's been really dirty with his stick all season.
You've been visited by the yellow duo of >finnish goaltending.
Memes and Stanley Cup playoff wins will come to you, but if you reply ">finnish goaltending" to this post.
>>75672314
Ovi slashed him, high-sticked him, and slew-footed him all on that play, which caused him to stumbled a bit, and then Nisky finished him off with a crosscheck to the face and a pin to the ice for good measure. Anybody who claims Crosby dives needs to kys themselves in the neck throat.
>>75672444
>finnish goaltending
also checked
>>75672444
binlan tendies
>>75672482
(you)
>>75672444
>BINNISH GOALDENDING :D :D :D :D :D :D :DDDDD
>>75672530
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>>75672562
you mean the super slo mo video that shows events that happened in a fraction of a second? that video? thats the video you mean?
>>75672609
>you mean in the replay that literally shows all of those things happening
Yeah that video. I guess since some people missed those in real time means it was a dive.
FUCK hockey and FUCK white people
>>75672666
(you)
>>75672706
>no argument
Don't know why you'd even bother replying.
>>75671532
Peanuts are not nuts
>>75672699
woah, why do you hate hockey?
it's a pretty good sport
>>75672739
look pal just because you're a narp that never played sports doesn't mean all of us are. things actually happen quickly in sports, and believe it or not, three guys all following the same puck to the same net might run into each other sometimes
>>75672699
Get lost Kane
>>75669610
Ovechkin:
2-hand slash to Sid's arm
2-hand slash to Sid's head
Nisky:
cross-check to Sid's head
Why is the NHL so intent on making the sport awful?
>>75672840
what really happened:
ovechkin slash to crosbys arm
stick bounces into crosbys head
skates collide
crosby collides with niskanen
How are the Chicago Blackhawks doing this post-season?
>>75672826
>all that desperate projecting because the literal fucking video proves you wrong
wew you're a special kind of retard
Ovi knew exactly what he was doing and it worked. Slashes from behind happen all the time on breakaways, the high-stick wasn't his stick getting away from him, and leaving the leg out there to trip up Crosby was obvious. He himself was surprised he wasn't called for a penalty on any of it.
Nisky may have been reactionary, but a crosscheck to the face that leads to an injury is a game misconduct 100% regardless if it's intentional
Don't know why you even went down this road when you knew you were going to get BTFO
>>75672999
>being this delusional and narpy
>having a captain as soft as tissue paper
LMAOing at your life
croscussion BTFO deal with it nerd
>>75672928
>yfw chiraqi fans only show up to watch playoffs
>yfw they won't have any games to watch next year
>Shittsburgh Pongsfags whining like little bitches because their little snowflake is injured
Karma is a bitch isn't it? How many games do you want those Caps players suspended to compensate for the loss? Remember all that time Crysby served for castrating a player? Remember all that time he served for severing Methot's finger? Remember all that money he had to pay too? They better take these Craps players to the cleaners amirite? Fucking kill yourself.
>>75672928
they didnt play to their full potential and didnt accomplish everything they are capable of. But dont worry they are getting a do over
>>75673197
Cringe
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75673210
stop forcing this unfunny reddit facebook nonmeme
>the only reason we lost is there was a premeditated conspiracy by the craps to injury crosby!
>if i say the video proves me right enough, eventually it'll make it true!
is there anything more pathetic than shittsburgh fans?
>>75673280
craps fans, mild fans, hongcouver fans
>>75673280
boilers
flims
laffs
rags
reddithawks
>Ottawa celebrated by hosting Dawson at a banquet.
>After this, the players took the Cup and attempted to drop-kick it over the Rideau Canal.
>The stunt was unsuccessful, as the Cup landed on the frozen ice and had to be retrieved the next day.
The Ottawa Senators were always the meme team of hockey
>>75673280
I accept the coachers friendly public decription.
Ovie should have gotten a high stick and whats-his-ass should have gotten 2 for crosscheck. If it wasn't for ovie, Crosby wouldn't have moved unpredictably but still would have gotten roughed into the post judging by Niskanen's speed, maybe, probably..
Crosby's hasn't been much of a diver this year. It sucks he's out, but I can't imagine he'd get rocked as hard as he does if he'd have not been such an ass in past ploffs.
>>75673211
Stay obsessed.
>>75672908
OK, Mr. Bettman.
>>75672444
we all need finns for glorious wins
>>75673560
>mfw snes perds stan lee meme final
extremely excited lads
The unfortunate truth about Crosby is the same one you'd give your friend after a string of bad boyfriends: maybe the common factor is you.
Crosby goes hard in a lot of situations where others won't, which is part of what makes him a great player and allows him to score where others can't. He expects that players won't hit him up high, and why shouldn't he, that's a rotten thing to do. But that's not the reality of the game. Most players know that they need to be more aware and protect themselves, because there are both dirty players and accidents in this game.
>>75673255
>>75674010
if there wasn't an instigator penalty bullshit rule, I'd agree wholeheartedly, feel free to pulverize a star player, but expect to get goon'd if you do.
Dat Watson hitting everyone
>>75674010
Eh that's a fair point. Crosby's drive is on another level than almost all other players. That's partly what makes him a generational talent, but I guess it also puts him in risky situations on the ice. However, that doesn't absolve others involved of responsibility.
>>75674962
this is whom i imagined reading your shitty post. fuck off you faggot bitch
>>75674997
kek you triggered fuckboi
>>75674962
>Crosby's drive is on another level than almost all other player
shit meme
>>75673929
english aint your specialty i guess Bawahahahahaha
>>75669738
>rags
Whenever anyone with the Capitals opens his mouth, it's easy to tell they've never won.
*Blocks your heads path*
What do /sp/?
@75675332
i go back to /cric/ instead of shitting up other peoples threads
fucking nigger
>>75675332
Skate head-first into him
>>75675332
Skate full speed and hope the impact kills me
>tfw /almostsummer/
beanposting WHILE THERES A FUCKING GAME ON RIGHT NOW absolutely needs to be a bannable offense
>>75675833
>2-0
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Just like caps-pens yesterday...
>rags
How the fuck is Pecorine playing this well?
>>75671676
yeah i've been following the nba playoffs but now i guess i have to cheer for the caps since they murdered crosby
>>75676079
>i've been following the nba playoffs
Go away Mahmud
>>75676079
>watches basketball
>hates crosby
go home zhang. country is full.
Now that crosby is ded who the FUCK can stop the Caps. Wouldn't be surprised if >we swept the rest of the playoffs.
PPs:
Preds - 1/4
Blues - 0/2
Was it refpuck?
>>75676154
the Craps will stop the Craps
they will choke to a Crosbyless pens don't you worry
Crosby may never walk again.
>>75676207
Nah we slayed our demon. Once we finish them off the 2nd round curse will be broken. Rags/Snes are meme teams and the West is shit besides maybe Anaheim. Can't believe I'll see a Washington title in my lifetime.
*blocks your shot*
>>75676234
He is fully functional and in good spirits. He will be back if the pens can outlast the protocol.
>>75676250
going to be sweet when the >rags will eliminate the caps in the conference finals
>>75676270
>that fucking wrister
I like this guy
I think I like this team
>>75676250
Have you forgotten about Malkin? Still gotta get rid of him to prevent the repeat.
>>75669993
>activated almonds
Sounds like a captcha
>>75676275
That's what they want you to think. Have you seen him function? Have you seen his spirit?
>>75676338
Yes.
that james neal goal was absolutely disgusting man. gave me a boner
Pens should rush Crosby back. Worst that could happen is that he goes Hedman first into the boards on a routine check.
>>75676307
Malkin and phil are one line. Caps depth will smother them. Just face it the Pengoons are finished.
It's pretty obvious what's going on. The Predators WILL WIN the Stanley Cup as Bettman is desperately trying to get hockey popular in the south
Same reason he made Subban go there
we should post preds anime tbdesu
Is Preds the only team that's allowed to be "successful"? Not in terms of winning the Cup, but moving deep in the playoffs.
Since no matter how successful they are, they won't have a large fanbase. So no bandwagoning like the Pens/Hawks/Kings/Bruins.
>>75676370
fully agreed
>>75676369
Preds don't need to win to have fans though. Still had good attendance in that Seth Jones draft year.
>>75676303
>gritty team
>based music
>crowd is all meth no teeth
What's not to like?
>>75676373
I'm already seeing Perds lifelongers popping up. No team is immune to bandwagon cancer.
>>75676392
no team is immune to that cancer
>>75676307
Malkin is fucking stronk.
>>75676392
been a publix lifelonger for years lad
>>75672444
>>finnish goaltending
checked
>>75676392
A lot of people I see here are just neutral fans spamming shit.
>Caps fans suddenly appear after murdering Sid
Wew lad. Enjoy that asterisk on your 2nd round series.
>>75676410
Wawa > Sheets > Turkey Hill > 7-11 > Getty Mart > Speedway > 76 > Pubix
>>75676389
>top tier southern fried bants
Can't wait for the preds and sens stan lee cup final
>>75676423
>STILL this booty blasted over something that happened ages ago
stay obsessed lad
>Rinne: "Now we have a chance to really step on their throat. We can control our destiny. You can't ask for more."
a little extreme tbqh
Why are Finns like this?
preds win! I am so excite
>>75676452
all finns are memes, just let them be finns
I am requesting a webm of the Subban embellishment for future reference of why diving is bad and should be penalized.
I will post math. One up front, and one when it's ready.
>>75676452
they're a dangerous people with a dangerous culture
prove youre not a bandwagoner RIGHT NOW
>>75676373
pred fans are pretty based, you just don't see them in /sp/. their fanbase has been steadily growing for the last 5 years
same with buffalo, they get really high tv ratings but you just never see them here for some reason
>>75676423
>implying you need to be a caps fan to hate crosby
>>75676452
finns are sociopathic by nature
>>75676450
Even if the caps still choke this series away I will never not be assblasted. It was premeditated murder and nothing will ever change my mind.
The Preds are going to win the series.
>>75676501
I have a Weber C jersey
me on the right
>>75676250
>Nah we slayed our demon
lmfao how new are you to this bandwagon?
>>75676501
I have a Fisher A jersey
>>75676548
Ayyy baby
This game is EXACTLY Why the ref complaints exist. They handed the Preds the game with a highly questionable penalty. We had our ups and downs effort wise, but that PP goal killed us.
>no qt Carrie wife
I've changed my mind, I hate Subban and I fucking hate Nashville, bunch of fucking divers and drama queens. They get to attack our guys with little to no fanfare, we defend ourselves it's going to miraculously end with the Blues on the PK.
I'm pissed, and reacting heavily, but I say with confidence that this happens because the Blues won't do anything. This happens to us all the time, the Blues are always getting dumped on by the refs. It's either Subban dropping like a fucking weight, Arvy folding like a lawn chair or poor victimized Crawford who was terrorized into beating up evil Fabbri. There's bullshit every year and I'm sick of it.
Fuck sports.
Is /hoc/ ready for a perds pong final?
>>75676595
you mean perds snes?
Prepare your anus Oilshits
Refpuck won't save you
>>75676594
>helmet knocked off
>went to the locker room to get stitches
grade A embellishment from the preds
>>75676586
>>75676594
can't tell if shitcago false flag or reddit
>>75676586
just bee yourself you fucking loser
>>75674443
That's the spirit! That's the kind of sport I would watch. Remember the '90's Red Wings vs. Avs.
Now that is fun, when you know the teammates are bonded so strongly together against a common enemy. Go listen to those interviews, everyone had each others back it was great. Why can't hockey be like it was?
MORE LIKE ST. LOUIS POOS
>>75676629
lol why is that cat so smug
>>75676594
ok see you tomorrow
Do the fascists people in Tennessee even know about hockey ?
>>75676594
The Blues deserved every penalty they got desu
>>75676501
I was going to Perds games when I was like a pre-teen so...
Grew up like 3 hours outside of Nashville. Same reason I'm a Tits fan.
>>75676653
his team is up 3-1
>>75676664
since nashville sold out every game this season i'd say yeah
>>75676664
Nashville is the liberal bastion of Tennessee so yes
>"Every stoppage, they're yelling at the refs. They're talking to the refs....it's been that way all series." -Mike Yeo
He doesn't know that if you don't bully the refs they fuck shit up?
>>75676501
i went to a game in 2005
>>75676594
Your team is a fucking goonsquad, no one gets as chippy over meaningless shit as st louis. Of course refs are going to look at your team and be like "fuck these guys" after dealing with breaking up stupid little scrums after every freeze for 4 games straight.
>>75676675
>his
why the fuck are you assuming the feline's gender?
>tfw no Pulju in the ploffs instead of Eberlazy
>>75676501
I went to 12 games during Seth Jones' rookie season.
>>75676760
that jacket tho
>>75676760
lavy is the goat
>>75676814
what the fuck is your problem
>>75676818
What is your fucking problem niggerfaggot
I feel bad for Shea, he deserved to be part of this instead of being sent to a shitty Canadian team where he has to learn French
May I represent you the winner of the Conn Smythe trophy?
>>75676760
Fresh off the Reddit presses I see
>>75676849
with finns you win
>kuckpers
>grease
This thread is toxic
>>75676849
He saved the game for us tonight
>>75676836
looking back josi was carrying weber for a long time.
>>75676760
>celebrating flukes
Wow thats a new low for Nashvile
>>75669806
They're not really a nut, they're more like a fruit. Really cool plant
If a finlander EVER wins the conn smythe, I am personally blowing up Toronto. Screen cap this if you want faggots.
>>75676836
lmao no
>>75676876
I am a police. This would normally be a crime but isn't because it will never happen.
>>75676849
Until he memes out in the WCF but the preds may still win and make up for it.
Friendly reminder that the Faguins had NO FANS before 2009
>>75676865
Yeah I think he even ended up higher in the Norris votes a year or two despite having no rep.
>>75676886
Weber did nothing wrong besides get old. Wouldn't undo the trade but emotionally it seems unfair.
>>75676928
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75676849
you're fucking retarded, PK saved the team
So it's official that the Habs won the subban - Weber trade ?
>>75676849
it's Ellis tho
>>75676912
>Toronto
>full of ____
>not getting blown up
don't count your eggs because they've hatched
>>75676958
he gave us some scoring mobility but he didn't "save us"
Leave Nashville to us
>>75676981
because historically that has worked well for you?
>>75676970
except the game that he swiped the puck mid air outta the goal crease
>NBC hates this man, click here to find out why
>>75676976
Throw some pineapple up in that badboy yummo
>>75677002
why the FUCK is our cuisine so elite?
Thanks for holding this wonderful tournament to help us decide who we take from your team.
>>75676501
My Rinne jersey
I went to so many games when Seth Jones was shitting up our ice.
I remember when KRAZY KYLE GOT SICK.
I SAY THANKS PAUL, EVEN JUST TO MYSELF.
AND ALL THE OTHER CHANTS.
>>75677061
>trusting le trade Forsberg for Erat man
He's stupid enough to take Austin Watson from the Preds for dat grit
What part of Nashville, Tennessee are yall from?
The Gulch here, representing my beloved Commodores, woop woop.
Ice hockey's a bit shit sorry lads.
>>75677106
I drive 2 hours north from Chattanooga just to see my fucking team. Of the games I went to this year: 3-5
>>75677106
Nolensville, currently in school, when finals are over with I'm buying preds tickets even if I have to sell both legs and my dick to get them
>>75677106
>that flag
does Clarksville count?
>>75677140
mls chattanooga when?
>>75677106
Fuck your Commodores. GO VOLS
>>75677106
They played Rocky Top at the game tonight. Disgusting.
Childhood is eating chicken and pasta before a hockey game or practice
Adulthood is eating chicken tenders before, during, and after a hockey game or practice.
>>75677140
>>75677142
>>75677155
>>75677184
>>75677214
our year loves
>>75676994
Hard to beat a team and the refs, ill give ya that
>>75677061
> bandwagoning the golden magnetos
>>75677257
Same :^)
I don't dislike the Predators at all, but I'm struggling to like them.
For years they were just a whatever team somewhere in the bulk or lower to the bottom of the rankings, without any notable players apart from the guy who married that country singer, and then again, he's only notable because he married that country singer.
How do I get excited about the Preds? I'm a flims flan
>>75677341
If you watch a Preds game and don't enjoy at least 3 shifts by Viktor Arvidsson you might just hate hockey
>>75677341
Look at this hottie
>>75677341
Casual faggot
>>75677106
hermitage
>>75677341
Mike Fisher is pretty
>>75677407
Josi is the prettiest
>>75677341
> film flams
KEK LMAO
>>75677341
Manlet power
What's your excuse for not playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC2O9Y9I2Lo
>95 years old
>>75677475
I want to lay him out on the ice.
Just body the shit out of him.
>>75677496
Rude
>>75677463
preds are team manlet.
>>75677517
Probably your favourite team then you little shit.
>>75676963
if by won you mean got permanently blown out on
>>75677425
Enjoy your last two games.
>rags
So is Crosby officially kill?
>>75677690
Yup, he'll never play another game in the NHL. I'm pretty sure you can only be concussed a few times before your brain turns to mush.
He probably has CTE now too, don't be surprised if he goes on an OJ-style kill spree.
>the replacements for Crosby and Sheary are Archibald and Sundqvist
Lel
>>75676760
It's been a long time since I've cheered for a team besides my own this much. It's gotta be Nashville this year.
>>75671676
me to be honest, but it's because I was busy during the last one and a half week.
>>75672444
Juuse Saaros
Tuuka Rask
Pekka Rinne
>>75671676
RIGHT
FUCKING
HERE
>>75676760
>when you find out Greece hasn't left /hoc/ for good
>>75674443
the instigator rule isnt awful but refs should grow a spine and stop calling it if some rat is literally instigating shit just to get that call
Like if you throw a big canadian bodycheck on some russian twink and his euro cuck loving boyfriends rush over to facewash and shove you, you should be allowed to drop the gloves and if they still come after you, just fuck em up. They're accepting the fight at that point.
At least you're not philadelphia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBeZWZGxlpU
>>75677916
>Show some class. This is Philly.
PEKSI RINNE
>>75677923
The best thing in the whole video tbf
>>75677916
lmao
>>75677932
> hot ass emo/hockey chick
I miss 2008 , don't see Qt like this anymore :(
>>75677927
KEK
>>75677946
How about an emo Shaw?
Pens (good guys) will win game 4.
>>75676501
I remember when Gretzky fought crime.
>ANDERSHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75678350
Please tell Mrazek that he has to be more consistent if he wants to have a career as a starter
>>75678422
Don't worry, our naysh team will be lit this year
>>75678430
naysh?
>>75672444
> finnish goaltending
>>75678467
I've got a theory. All good finnish tending-genes died during the wars against Russia when many good young finnish men died while boardertending.
>>75678472
bordertending*
>>75678465
national
>>75678516
I don't mean to be rude. But i need him to do well in Detroit. How he does in the national team is not something I care that much about if I'm honest with you my friend
>>75678536
And vice versa. Sorry my fellow by I do not care about the Red Wings a bit.
>>75678516
By the way, do you know if he'll be playing in the world championships?
>thinking about how the pens will win the series
>craps so arseblasted resort to hurting our players
>still going to get btfo by a team missing half its good players
>the butthurt on here and everywhere when the pens beat the craps
i can only get so hard.
>>75678546
Fair enough. I would like to claim that it is in your interest that he does well, and develops in his club though
>>75678552
>>75678563
>>75678552
It looks like he's gonna be numero uno, but it's not sure yet. However it's true that we'll always be happy if our guys do well in NHL
>tfw can't remember last time a Czech won a cup
>>75678560
Wew lad. I don't like the Pens but then I don't like the Caps either but still I have to say that Pens are just a better team so they deserve to win, and they're going to anyway. fuck the Crapitals, they're laffable
>>75678594
Okay, cool. Who iwould be the other option?
Also
Rozsival in 2015
>>75678605
oh right.. Rozsíval
Francouz (KHL) or Furch (ELH)
>>75678611
Alright, thanks
Will Bill avenge Crosgod?
lmaoing so hard @ Ted from Akron
prepare to feel anguish, El Crapitifuls
>>75678740
Who is this Ted from Akron?
>>75678794
>he doesn't know
>>75678810
pl-pls elaborate toothpaste-kun OoO
>Nations capital
>Logo """"was"""" an eagle
>team colours are national colours
>Full of russians
Well played, Drumpf
>>75678810
no really tell me the secret pls
>>75678872
Do they not have google in Kek republic?
>>75678877
no we are 4th world
>>75678897
Im sorry, you cant afford the Ted from Akron meme. You need 4chan™ Gold account.
>>75678877
>Crosby dub dubs
Nice
preds desu senpai
>>75678986
Shit team desu senpai
>>75678986
cup winners desu senpai
>>75678923
>pic
>both roads are heading south
Heh
>>75679049
If the Preds win stan lee I will livestream killing myself on Finnish clay.
Cap it.
could nardwuar do pierre's job
will he
like if I ask
>>75678986
fluked the first round dezu senbai
>>75679067
last year wasn't a fluke tbqhfamalam
Can we change it from the National Hockey League to the Northern Hemisphere League and just relocate all Sunbelt to North europe?
>>75679100
Implying Trump would let a bunch of danish / norwegian muslims come over here
>>75679132
What? It would still be the same players you idiot.
>>75678346
God the CGLL story arc was the greatest
>>75679100
muh jetlag muh shitty times for NA
Whomever wins the cup this year deserves a * since Crosby is injured
>>75679361
Nobody is going to care in a years time except whiney Pens fans, which will make everyone care even less over the next few years.
>>75679377
if caps win somehow in someway with some luck it will be interesting though
>>75679440
fuck off proxy fag
>>75679445
are you new
>>75679452
Fuck off Gorilla
PK
Scorpion = Oilers (INT, AGI & STR build)
Spider = Ducks (DEX, PER, STAM build)
>>75679281
do you know how many soccer players have converted to islam? europe is the cancer, not sunnism
>>75679623
fuck off
>>75679399
Ducks arent ded tho
2 days Canada. I don't think you're ready for a beating like this.
>>75679899
i don't even know what you are talking about
>>75672444
>finnish goaltending
vittu homonen
>>75679802
Good one
>there are people not rooting for the Pens
Are you el poyo loco, hombre?
>>75676501
I grew up in Chattanooga, TN and went to the opening Predators game in '98 and have followed them ever since.
>>75680120
nobody cares
>>75680058
>2-1 in series is ded
Just started watching hockey today, m8?
>>75680070
not gay for starters
>>75680143
->prove you are not a bandwagoner
Nice to see some reading comprehension around here.
>>75680200
you didn't prove anything you dumb faggot.
Nice to see some reading comprehension around here.
I, for one, am not worried about the >snes' shitty performance yesterday. In fact, this is probably what they need to start trapping harder than ever before.
From Toronto, going to Ottawa U next year. Will I get beat up if I'm a leafs fan?
>>75679612
Thats objecrively backwards m8
>>75680226
underage b&
>>75679612
>oilers
>INT build
pick one and only one lad. patrick maroon can't even string together a complete sentence before regressing back into staring blankly.
Reminder the capitals have concussed the same number of pongs players as the pongs have.
>post an offtopic post with a hockey related image
>get warned for it 2 hours later
>get banned for it 4 hours later
Watch out friends /hoc/ seems to be under high scrutiny.
>>75680275
I'm 26 and starting law school next fall
>>75680331
>deleting it
>>75676423
Would there be an "asterisk" if Fleury shit the bed, or if your forwards couldn't finish? Health/durability is a team weakness just like any other. The Penguins are frail, the Caps aren't. It's just part of the matchup.
>says he's going to law school
>doesn't know how to take a screenshot
top kek
>>75680331
Is jury duty shitty in Canada?
Here they pay you $20 a day and mileage reimbursement. But it was a misstrial
So it felt like I wasted my time.
Also the snes have no fans so I wouldn't worry about getting bullied.
>>75680411
i go jury duty for the food
they allow you to take food home
>>75680385
>almost tear ACL while also getting hit in head
>frail
Vs
>collide with non moving player
>roll around and hold knee
>not frail
What did he mean by this?
>>75680435
>Out for the rest of the playoffs with a concussion
vs.
>Came back in the same game without any apparent injury
Really makes you think...
>>75680393
4chan is blocked on work computers, so I post from my phone. I didn't feel like logging into my Ottawa U page on mobile so i snapped a pic.
>>75680411
Yeah we have jury duty too, i don't think there is any compensation for jurors unless the trial is over a certain length. There's currently a law school against the office of the attorney general saying the AG should provide counseling for jurors who were exposed to graphic evidence though, and I think one of the demands is financial compensation for lost revenue
>>75680453
>law school
A law suit
>>75680453
Most jobs here still pay you if you are a juror. Is watching some girl say penis in vagina penetration because she has to for it to be first degree sexual assault all while crying normal for jury duty?
That whole trial was a shitshow.
>>75680510
Some jurors get exposed to like videos of child rape so you got off soft.
>>75680385
Nothing frail about being cross checked on the head and getting a concussion.
>>75680567
lmao he is wearing a helmet and still got concussed
thats frail as fug
just give him a full cage because he obviously needs it (ovechkin doesnt need it)
>>75680567
Crosby's gotta retire before he turns into a vegetable
>>75680624
Concussions can occur from torque not just impact
>>75680178
>Ducks not choking
You're calling me new? Wew
>>75680451
I didnt know psychics existed. Whats tomorrows Lottery numbers?
>>75680648
Series is gonna be 2-2 by todays end. And 4-2 ducks win by series end.
>>75680681
this is true
dubs decide
>>75680681
>Ducks win 2 in a row
>Instantly lose the series
KEK
Is Julius a common Finnish name? Type HUDOKEN if you are Finnish and named Julius.
>>75680745
>Is Julius a common Finnish name?
Somewhat
Would you double tap?
>>75680745
It's very trendy right now.
I really can't believe the Oilers are this good, why wasn't the whole league tanking for McDavid?
do you think Mike Fisher knows?
>>75669654
Okay guys, I know what you think but hear me out here. Please, hear me out.
We are the greatest fanbase in all of sports. We have the greatest hockey franchise in hockey (Yes, I read about Edmonton but that was like, in the 60's or something). We are the best, truest fans.
Despite having unlucky bounces, we were arguably the better team here. Duh, three stanlee cups in short time periods, need I remind you? Let's see...
We have the captain of all captains, Jonathan Toews. He is the most captain with his deep brown eyes that you can see turn into fire when his team needs him the most. We have Patrick Kane, the best sniper in the game who can do it all. Move the puck really fast from left to right (Dingling? Dangling?) And shoots the hockeypuck really accurately. We have Crawford who is top goalie and has the fastest blockerhand in the game.
We know that this series was b*llshit with all the non-called preds penalties and bounces so lets not get too depressed and just remember that next year we are stronger than ever and mark ny words, it will be once again our year. Toews, Kane and Crawfors will be with us for the next 10 years so do not worry. We will pounc back. We are the Blackhawks. We are Chicago.
Upvote if you believe in us!
>>75680939
He was in that suit.
Carrie fisher is a known straight furry
Go Preds.
>>75680959
>Carrie fisher is a known straight furry
That explains chewbacca
>>75680959
>implying thats not Subban in the suit and Fisher taking the picture.
Carrie is a known black enthusiast
>>75680939
Sometimes I wonder if mascots in the same city hang out regularly. Like the guy who plays T-Rac for the Titans is the son of my late college advisor, so sometimes I wonder if he and the guy who plays Gnash hang out.
if the oilers lose tonight i swear im going to chug a bottle of bleach
I feel bad for crosgod
the only Winnipeg writer anyone has ever heard of is leaving to cover Vegas now
>>75680523
Who is this faggot?
>>75681144
Drink up anyways you fag
>Gary Lawless
good fucking riddance
he'll probably die after a year of eating at the heart attack grill every day
Are there any Rnagers fans left on /hoc/? I feel like all the bullies have scared them all away. Where is 36 Chambers and DGI?
>>75680331
I just finished law school and am starting work at a national firm soon. I can't say anything good about work, but enjoy the next 3 years anyways. As long as you go to class and pay attention, then cram before exams and make good CANs, you can ride that B curve.
>>75681266
I'm here fuck /hoc/ though. I ONLY post in gamethreads
>>75680802
>dive
>get chekt in the head when you fall into someone's stick
no
>>75681266
here here here
>>75681308
>rags
We scored one goal in a game that was scoreless until the third period and ended 2-1. Our offense is performing poorly, but that was a fucking hose job by the refs. It's also a damn slap in he face to Allen, who's been standing on his head all postseason long.
You don't assign mismatched penalties on a 10-man scrum that turns out to be clearly instigated by the team you just gave an advantage to. That was piss-poor officiating at the worst possible moment.
I really don't care what look it gives us; the refs deserve it this time. They inserted themselves into the game and unnecessary influenced the outcome. It was shamefully bad.
That said, when you have your back against the wall, you also have nothing to lose. They're gonna be fired up on Tarasenko de Mayo.
>>75681266
no but they've been replaced by even worse laffers and oilnigs
>But since then, Patrick missed Canada’s summer world junior camp due to sports hernia surgery; then missed this year’s world juniors, a big chunk of the regular season and all four of Brandon’s playoff games as the Wheaties were swept by Medicine Hat. Again, due to injuries.
Why would anyone want someone who is less skilled and even more vulnerable to injury than Crosby
>>75681337
I truly don't understand Blues fans getting upset about that penalty. Reaves came in late and started the whole thing. Of course he gets penalized.
>>75681370
Don't reply to the Reddit spamming autist
>>75680711
Nice reading comprehension
>>75681492
So the ducks win today and lose the next game?
>>75681513
Duck win the next 3 and the series m8
>>75681533
But they don't win 3-2 series
>>75681578
the series is 2-1.........................
>>75680070
is he single?
>>75681588
Now you can't read your own posts?
>>75681615
HELSINKI
>>75681648
he said ducks win the next 3
score would be 4-2....
>>75681672
>he
But to get to 4-2 you need to be at 3-2 and the ducks lose at that point
>>75680070
Fuck the Pens
I dont their faggot fans being able to say they have a legitimate dynasty.
Kek'd
>>75681805
guentzel: "ref does he always do this?"
>>75669610
Always feels good when a diver like Crosby actually gets btfod.
>>75681805
How mad is Washington that he has 2 more cups than their entire franchise?
trashville is reddits team
>>75681917
no u
>>75681917
chireddiit*
>>75681738
He's a retarded spic what u expect?
>>75681738
the ducks would be up 3-2.........
>>75682053
>Mexican education
>>75682103
and then they win game six and it's 4-2.............
>>75682053
yeah then they lose
>>75682125
how do you know the future?
>>75681917
>reddithawk shit trying to get his garbage team unassociated with Reddit
That will never happen, just live with it you faggot
>>75682053
About the Ducks.
Is Perry the largest hack in the entire team?
>>75682138
So you're a dumbass ok
>>75682254
>>75682138
?????
>>75682270
>>75680711
Dumb spic
>>75682321
oh so you CAN see the future.
cool shit man, can i get the lotto numbers for next week?
>>75682329
STINKY and SMELLY
>chinks
>grade 8s
>cowfuckers
>gas huffers
>pajeets
>frogs
are the suns the only leaf team with a normal fanbase?
>>75682329
u bang esse?
>>75682206
Probably ducks fans have turned on him too because he's just going through the motions every game and doing jack shit
Prepare that ass, Crapitals.
>>75682740
C>W
>>75682740
A face not even a babushka could love
>>75681803
Am I too late?
Upvote
>>75682740
he looks like a facial reconstruction patient
>>75682383
The sens have no fanbase
>>75682740
I guess Capitals will need to perform the Ovechkin-Niskanen trick again
>Niskanen
>finnish parents
>doesn't speak finnish at all
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
throwing god-tier genes away like that
http://www.is.fi/nhl/art-2000005193423.html
>>75683466
>Puljujärvi
>swedish
>doesn't speak swedish at all
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
throwing god-tire birth rights away like that
>>75683507
>i was born in a stable so i'm a horse
sweden everyone
>>75683567
I don't know what his parents living conditions were at the time. But since they were from Finland, I guess a stable is possible
FUCK puljujarvi and FUCK finland
we should have drafted tkachuk
>>75683706
You don't deserve any top picks for the next 15-20 years tbf
>>75683385
so normal for american teams
Post YFW Pongs won't win another game this series
>>75683723
finland should be banned from the nhl
>>75683734
The best crowd in the playoffs is in a fucking Confederate state
Stay salty leaf
>>75683820
You should fuck off just like the new yuro flag retards. At least one of them namefags themselves info the filter
>>75683820
They're pretty much banned from the playoffs by the looks of it. Isn't that enough?
>>75683507
Klefbom is Finnish
>>75683820
Sorry but Finnesota Nashville is gonna win the stanlee's cup.
>>75683888
Bad bait
>>75683870
lick my nuts you fucking faggot
>>75683873
no i want them gone forever
>>75683873
>pretty much banned from the playoffs
>the ones who made it will win the cup
how does that make you feel
>rags
500th for new
>>75683985
>>75683985
>>75683975
Juuse is such a manlet. But the kid's got moxy.
>>75683911
Karlstad was original Uric-Magyar-Finn territory
Just noticed this. From the black dynamite cartoon