Real Madrid vs. Atlético Madrid Pre-Match Thread

Soccer is fucking gay faggot garbage. End of discussion.

Real is better in every position. I don't see how they could lose.

>>75655395
Their defence is not as good
If Simeone can just get an away goal and not concede more than 2 his plan is basically achieved

>>75655349
dont pop a blood vessel bro

>>75655395
I agree with this post. The best Atlético can hope for is a draw.

>>75655349
dont pop a blood vessel bro

>>75655430
You really think Atletico are expecting an away win? A draw would be better than what they want

Ideal 11

Navas
Carvajal Varane Ramos Marcelo
Modric Casemiro Isco
Hamez Morata Asensio

>>75656473
You're gonna get the BBC and you're gonna like it

>>75656442
>You really think Atletico are expecting an away win?
No

>>75655349
dont pop a blood vessel bro

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>>75656473
>Morata

I rate Griezmann to be honest

>tfw our national tv streams only tuesday's games
>tfw I will watch Juve in shitty 480p with lags instead of fullhd on my plasma with friends

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>>75657794
you czechs are one incompetent lot

hd stream > hdmi cable > telly

>>75657794
get acestream and a hdmi cable you dumb fuck

>>75657794
Is your favorite part of the game when Nedved hugs everybody after a Juve goal?

>>75656473
>Hamez

Well this be another 1-1 like all the other meetings between these 2 in CL?

>Atkinson

Can this senile idiot even deal with such a big game and spic players mentality?

>>75655349
dont pop a blood vessel bro

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>Atleti basically have no right full back after losing juanfran and vrsalijko then gimenez who have been doing an excellent job as a replacement was killed in Las palmas game

At least >we have Lucas

>>75657848
last time I checked most of acestream links were dead... where do U get them?

preferably not in Turkish or similar "language"

>>75658098
https://soccerstreams.net/

wait for the start of the game and there should be at least three english hd ace streams

lel liga

>>75658144
Which mighty pl team are you rooting for in the cl lad?

>>75658150
which might merican team are you rooting for in cl

I hate Real t b h, I have never enjoyed watching them play. How can a team that is probably in the top 3 on earth play so unattractively? TSU being an absolute madman is the only compliment I can give them

>>75656473
you need Ronaldo in there to score a shitty header or a tap in tho

>>75655395
I see Leafs are experts in Football.

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getting my TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'S ready

>>75658196
For me it's FC Dallas

Look at all these customers, holy fuck.

>>75655349
Dont bro a vessel pop

Real has struggled at home against Atletico, I don't understand how people are so convinced it will be a walk in the park for Real.

>>75658354
They're definitely favored and there are a few Atletico players injured. We can still hope that the customers sink, though.

>>75658354
I don't understand how you have a Christmas tree on your flag either.

>>75658354
This. RM has not been able to beat them in the last 4 matches at Bernabéu. 3 draws and a defeat.

>>75658364
Lebanon has fought in many battles, hence the roots and brances are covered in blood.
"Cedar is like a young nation despite a cruel past. Although oppressed, never conquered."

Now you know why the cristmas tree.

>>75658408
That was inspiring. I shall wear a sideways Christmas tree over my Atletico shirt to Bernabeu in deference to your beautiful country's history.

>>75658354
because simeone will find a way to give them another cl

>>75658080
>Lucas vs Marcelo

just give them another decima

>>75658354
i know they have a hard time in the league but real has knocked out atletico in the cl 3 years in a row

>>75655395
Atletico are a real team

>>75658613
Real is real too

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It's not even debatable that RM should line up like this from now on

>>75657794
>plasma

When was the last time you got a new tv

>>75658681
Nah, they are just 11 players

Champions League cannot trick me into watching your league.

Atleticuck loses no shit.
literally arsenal/roma/dortmund tier club

>>75658722
>people actually believe this

They've won the same amount of CLs in the last 3 years than Juve have managed in their entire history

>>75658704
>rolando, isco, kroos, marcelo, ramos
that side is a freeway for any rival attack

>>75658757
Because they have great players with plenty of CL experience and they get UEFA's favours
How many league titles have they won recently? Zero because they cant compete with Barca when they have the same schedule

>>75658354
>LEbanon
>>>/r/eddit

>>75655302
the real final

>>75658021
It aint his fault retarded commentators call him that, in Mexico people names James are called James with an english Pronunciation

>>75658681
Nope, they are Real, not real.
>>75658757
>people actually believe Real Madrid plays good football
>>75658716
>people are so ignorant they don't even know plasma is better than lcd
I thought this was 2017.

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>>75658791
What did he mean by this?

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Has the money been transferred?

>>75655302
real madrid will get cucked.

>>75658080
she is so hot

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IT'S COMING LA'S

>>75658704
>morata
>4-3-1-2
into the trash it goes

>>75655349
>dont pop a blood vessel bro
dont pop a blood vessel bro

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>"We are not the favorite" – Zinedine Zidane, 2017

>>75659591
Zidane is literally a feelgood manager, I wonder how he would do if he didn't have the best squad money could buy.

>>75659627
>the best squad money could buy.
lmao

>>75658991
lmao stfu you deluded clown

>>75659627
he wouldn't last two seasons as a manager, he was shit for halal b team

>>75655349
Faggot

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>The referee for this match has given Real more penalties than any other team.

>>75659591
they are not. atletico is as strong as madrid in champions. anything can happen

>>75655349
kys you fat ignorant pedophile

>>75660138
era

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>>75660138
There's literally no point in watching

>>75660138
TSUUUUUU

>>75660138
Time to go all in. Real @ 1.75

>no James

Kill youareself already calvo hijueputa

lmao Zidane is fucking starting benzema again. what the fuck is this guys problem?

>>75660379
A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE

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This gonna a be a snooze fest right?

Post lineups pls

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>this is your team tonight

>zidane is going to try something new
and fail

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>>75661212

Hat trick by Tsu incoming

>>75661212
*bribes the ref*

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Atlético line up

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>>75661212
>varane for nacho
mfw this preferring muslims meme is real

>>75661290
t o r r e s
o
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r
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>tfw wagecuck and won't be able to watch atletico assrape real

>>75655349
dont pop a blood vessel bro

>>75661290
Literally who: the team lmao

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>>75657794
>He has friends

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>>75661324
Get back to my neetbux NOW

>she will never fart in your face

>>75661373
You didn't pay enough.

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>>75661212
>varane
>isco
Should pathetico even think about tryi-
>benzema

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the fuck is Zidane doing
>no Nacho
>no James

>>75661373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gmdVqbQqA

Forgot link

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Good luck to both teams and do your best.
We'll be waiting for you at the final

>>75661173
I know those are banned in your country Hans but there's no need to yell.

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>>75661390
>benzema

>>75661331
Filthy paki.

>>75661290
wasn't Carrasco dead?

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>>>/news/

>>75661432
Beats living in a third world shithole.

Did somebody saw those muslims in a hijab with a Real shirt?

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

real madrid will win

i know this because ive put a bet on a draw

>>75661416
Benzema should just sod off to Italy, like all the other aging players

>>75661474
My uncle works for FIFA, Real will win 2-1.

>>75659666

>literally a galaticos team

the delusion of this cock merchant zingara

Odds on a good, clean Real Madrid win with absolutely ZERO signs of biased refereeing?

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Go Atletico Madrid!

I had a dream. It's all over guys. This game will end 0-0, then in the replay they'll go into extra time with Torres scoring in the second half of it, it looking like Atletico finally won't choke only to concede two goals, one in extra minute of the extra time.

>>75661533
>with absolutely ZERO signs of biased refereeing

:^)

>>75661544
No, you didn't.

>>75661540
the 10 on the kit ruins it

>>75661540
>putting your shirt on backwards
Does this also happen to you?

>>75661588
>doubting doubts
Now why would you do that?

>>75661540
Why is your country the happiest in the world?

>>75661544
Were the goals offside?

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>>75661614

1-2 atletaco

Whatcha listening to, /sp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uchRhrAy-8

>>75661615
Well, it's Madrid so most likely but I only remember being hyped about Torres scoring and 121th minute goal from Madrid that ruined it.

>>75661231
>watch our league

Is /sp ready for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU domination?

>>75661614
lol

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>>75661654

>german commentators talking about buyern

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>>75661654

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>>75661654
my gf <3

>>75659591
indeed they aren't. real is a ramos/marcelo babby

I don't even care who wins the CL as long as it's not Real

I want someone on Atleti's side to literally BREAK Ronaldo's leg tonight so he can never play again.

i am kinda hyped
superfast match threads, a good exciting game with memes incoming

atletico's getting btfo i can feel it

>>75661721
the world will never be ready for a punished tsuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>reshmin
HNNNNNG

How many times has Atletico won the league and CL compared to Real?

Too lazy to look it up

i'd like to see Morata playing

>>75661779
0 times

they're a small club

Real Madrid = 11 CL

won the CL finals against:
- 1956 Stade de Reims (0 cl)
- 1957 Fiorentina (0 cl)
- 1958 Milan (7 cl)
- 1959 Stade de Reims (0 cl)
- 1960 Eintracht Frankfurt (0 cl)
- 1966 Partizan (0 cl)
- 1998 Juventus (2 cl)
- 2000 Valencia (0 cl)
- 2002 Bayer Leverkusen (0 cl)
- 2014 Atlético Madrid (0 cl)
- 2016 Atlético Madrid (0 cl)

lost the CL finals against:
- 1962 Benfica (2 cl)
- 1964 Internazionale (3 cl)
- 1981 Liverpool (5 cl)

Remember, acting like an asshole means you're passionate.

>>75661779
It's easy to win the double when your biggest rival in the league is Borussia Dortmund.

American here, ignore the flag, on vacation.

I'm going to give soccer a chance as I'm here in England and but I just know I'll waste my night watching this shit.

Seriously, soccer blows. Every time I tune in it's a "thrilling" 0-0 tie with nothing but terrible flopping and funny fight songs from the crowd as highlights.

Why do you brits bother with this shit?

Also, why are there so many muslims here?

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Hi /sp/, I'm pretty hyped for this match. Sad thing is that I'll only be able to watch the first half cause I leave for work in an hour.

Should I be late so I get the chance to watch the whole match/shitpost on /sp/? Or should I go to work and get updates on my phone?

>>75661779
10 la liga wins for atleti
24 for barca
32 for real

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>2014 was 3 years ago
>wc 2018 is next year

hello, I am supporting the Good Guys today!

who are YOU supporting, anon?

>>75661848
Don't get fired, Mexifriend.

singles and Torres comes off the bench

>>75661854
Can't wait for the World Cup.

France will win it for Africa.

>>75661847
>Also, why are there so many muslims here?

Someone let them in

>>75661854
wtf i hate time now!!?!?

>>75661847
>picking britbongistan, of all the places in the world to go to vaction

>>75661848

Give the cartel beaners my regards.

>>75661847
The best game to watch is Juve-Monaco tomorrow

we all hate muslims, left wing governments made it easier for poorer countries to migrate in because they're more likely to vote left wing

that's it, that's what we threw our heritage away for

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>>75661854
>tfw getting old

>>75661865
Good call, ameribro.

I hope you guys enjoy a good match. Between 2 good teams.

>>75661890
???

Not gonna lie, former Real fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Real crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys get the duodecimal!

>>75661913
delet

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>>75661901
It is going to be very painful watching Europe enter its death throes in the coming decades.

>>75661917
Idk why I put that period there lmao my bad

>>75661870
based

>TSUUU

>>75661924
>former Real fan here

Same here, mate.

VAMOS ATHLETICO

>>75661932
there's gonna be a war eventually, there's terror attacks here every week now. Eventually people will stop bombing mosques and the British people will secretly be pleased

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>>75661875
>believing in time

>>75661870
we're shit anon

What do you think guys? Should I make an extra cup of rice balls for the match, or set up a trap in case Pedrito the town rapist tries to enter through the back door?

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>>75661654
>tfw Real/Barca will every UCL from now on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaqKdl_T3ak

Former Real supporter here.
Have to admit I'm switching sides, I just can't take all the refballing and cheating by Real anymore. I won't stand for it!

>>75661847
games like this are boring to watch as a neutral because they have everything to lose and so often play very conservatively hoping to go through by a goal

however, if you just pick a team you can experience some proper squeaky bum time with the amount of pressure not to let the opposition create a chance

>>75661956
time is a social construct

>>75661961
>Has Pogba
>shit

Pick only one

>all these Halals going full Halal

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>time is TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHO /BEER&CRISPS/ HERE?!

How's Ronaldo's pace since hitting 30?

Is Ronaldo playing?

TSU in the zone.

Rate my TSU, please

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ronaldo looks sooo sexy

>>75661331
dont you know greaseman?

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>the real madrid "WHITE GIRLS" banner

>DECIDME QUE SE SIENTE

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>>75661974
>tfw East European
>I measure time in hangovers

Love spanish gamethreads

such fervent shitposting

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>>75659591
does ho not know where he is working?

>tfw no girlfriend

Reminder that Trashnaldo will get exposed tonight

>>75662006
pero caca

>>75661965
>townes van zandt
nice

I don't even like this board desu I just come here to tsu

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Vote Tories

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>Decidme que se siente
First the gold, now the phrases, fucking spaniards

>>75661994
i'm /SOIL&PETDOGS/ fampai

>tfw no significant other

>that feel when NO xf

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75662045
>>75662031
quiet, tards

>>75662045
Shouldn't you autistically post about Dabsman?

>no torres

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>>75662023
one day, you'll have legal weed, like Canada and we kinda do, and then, you can measure time in pints of ice cream you've eaten =3

>>75662043
Next
>Cuantas copas tenés?

>>75661996
he's the tap in master now

probably be like 84/85 if you know Fifa

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>life is good for once
>things will go wrong an be shit again soon enough

>Mark Atkinson refereeing

you're in for some shit, Spain

why is cristiano so sexy ughhh

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Digits for TORRES

>real madrid
>full of manlets

>>75661801
hey, at least Dortmund has won the Champions League

>>75662060
Cuántas finales ganaste Atleti?

>>75662056
DUDE WEEEED BROO

>Not using Kiko fucking Casilla

>>75662045
Don't worry, Pogba-senpai will notice you one day.

>>75662064
I know THIS feel!

>Martin Atkinson

Oh FUG

>pisco

>>75662056
Weed is a pretty shit drug to destroy yourself with.

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>tfw had sex three days in a row

>english refs.

Top kek.

Reminder TORRES TORRES TORRES was 5 (five) years ago now.

Why are you still on /sp/?

>Atkinson

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Torres on the pitch?

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Activate it.

>real already refballing
fucking kikes

>>75662064
Life is one funny motherfucker, a true comedian, you gotta love him, gotta trust him

>>75662098
Hell of a long wank Momcilo

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HALA MADRID

>>75662098
3 different girls?

>>75662098
Is she hot?

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>>75662082
yes


indeed

>>75662097
>destroy
if that's your objective, then just stay with vodka

Hi guys! New user here, the name is bill by the way :)
Can a gentleman explain me why it is the case that Spanish soccer teams are so much better than all the other countries?

>>75662098
haram

Post predictions now
Later we come back and cheer for the one person that got it right

I say Real-Atletico 1-2

Can someone besides Brad Friedel commentate? He's a fucking idiot and all he talks about is goalkeeping

Oui

Greaseboys new hairstyle is really kawaii desu~

got £500 on real mad

how blacked am i

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>>75662119
>Momčilo

>Fereira Carassco

He's a worry for Madrid

>Greaseman

stream pls

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I feel like a pair of curtains.

>>75662132
>ronaldo pitty penalty or tap-in
>2-1 atletico

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Come on stupid Madrid. Score already.

>Zidane wearing a too short tie

i thought he was supposed to be fa

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>>75662134
>mfw I think he's the best US commentator

>>75662139
probably not very

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>>75662140
>>75662142

>>75662098
your bum must be a bit sore lad

Remember to report and ignore "if you don't reply x will x" posters.

>>75662130
>bill
>haram

""""""Burger humor""""""

>>75662153
pull urself together xD

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Any non-HD nor Acestream link please?

Why does Greaseman look like he's a bottom boipucci guy?

im new to soccer. didnt ronaldo lose to messi last week? is this the playoffs?

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Fuck Spanish teams

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watchu eating foolz

>>75662175
https://soccerstreams.net/

>The super charged PS4

>>75662175
why don't you into technology?

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Who Re/a/l?

>dem passes
Lo están bailando al atleti

yet another waste from cr7

>shitnaldo

lmao

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>>75662189

How is Isco still at real?

>>75662189
kebab with tomato rice

>missnaldo

UNA VELA

>>75662175
I first row has good links

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>>75662153
>tfw you pull out and splooge on her mom's curtains

>>75662189
fried eggs and toast with some black tea with milk and sugar

(i just woke up like an hour ago)

what the fuck are those kits? am i watching the right game?

>>75662186
Yes this is the final of the masters eagle

>>75662186
in football, the loser goes to the next round

that way, no one is upset

>penaldo
top fucking kek

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>>75662199

>>75662189
A bottle of water.

DOS VELAS

what did ronaldo mean by that shot?

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>>75662199
represent

>>75662186
Basically the top niggers from La liga, serie A, etc compete in the champions league

yes they lost to barcelona, but RM knocked them out weeks ago to advance to Champions League (the biggest tourny equivalent to super bowl)

TSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOT

>>75662205
>kebab
>flag

checks out

>>75662189
That looks truly mediocre.

>>75662222
And I'm having same as this guy

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FUCK FARCA
FUCK THE EPLEL
FUCK PATETICO

No anime pls

Give me some (You)s lads

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>>75662125
You tell me

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Fuck that moeshit. Who /a/tleti?

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>>75662189
yer mums benis

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>>75662247

>>75662247
here friend

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>>75662189
am on a diet

>>75662222
>>75662243
based cutting brahs

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>>75662216
, remember, it TSUUUUUUU doesn't score two goals, there is NO Kentucky Derby on Saturday

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What would UEFA do if someone shot up the stadium and killed most of the players from both teams?
Would they give the title to the winner of the other semi or just call the whole competition off?

>>75662252
Nice an acceptable anime

>>75662247

>>75662247
Here you go, m8.

>>75662247
I want (You)s too

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> le defender who cant defend

>>75662250
looking good hun :)

WEW

>>75662204
He likes to benchwarm. That faggot is a starter in any team in the world.

>>75662244
kek

>>75662189

send leftovers pls

AHAHAHAH CLASSIC BENZESHIT

>benzlelma

zoz

>>75662270
>>75662247

>KEVIN

>benzema

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>>75662260
you.... you took this photo as a joke.. r-right anon?

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>>75662247

hahahahahahahahaha

>>75662234
>RM knocked them out weeks ago to advance to Champions League
...what?

Carvajal is so good.

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>>75662237
Only savages eat kebab in Europe.

>MEMENZEMA

LUUUULLLLLLL

#75662247
No

>>75662277
He is very slow for modern football. Also a ballhog.

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>>75662247 fuck (You)

>Benzeshit counter: 1