PENS CAPS GAME 3
PENS LEAD SERIES 2-0
GET IN HERE
CANT QUAKE THE JAKE
Caps gonna REVOKE THE CHOKE
Fake thread
>>75648785
i liek that shirt but i don't liek it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Yglq_2lS8 cbc
Guentzel is a fuckinng ugly Crosbybabby
Nebraskan's are subhuman
>>75648785
>3-2 for the penguins in double OT
>>75648785
LAST CALL BOYS, GOT A FEW SEATS LEFT!
NICE COMFY RIDE, WE'RE ROLLIN' THROUGH AND WE AIN'T SLOWIN' DOWN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*laughs @ the rest of you in penguin*
SHUT UP PIERRE
nth for choke sweep
last 2 digits decide GWG
Kessel will have a hattrick
I'd fuck Gal Gadot
>>75648870
reroll
>>75648870
Holtby...here's hoping it's not an own goal
>>75648878
kek
You guys ready to watch the caps dominate again and lose?
>>75648890
t. Madman
>>75648895
oh shit true forgot goalers can score too
>>75648870
>>75648895
HOLBY SCORES GWG ON HIS OWN NET CONFIRMED
>>75648895
HOLTBY EMPTY NET CONFIRMED
>>75648849
I still can't believe my friend got draft before him, and is stuck in the AHL
HOOOOOOOOLTBY
HOOOOOOOOLTBY
HOOOOOOOOLTBY
>>75648944
Tell your friends to git gud
>Empty seats behind Holtby
Wtf?
Singles and Caps win
>serenading a goalie when the score is 0-0
Pens fans, pls.
>>75648858
>moved to yinzburgh one day before they won the 2016 cup
feels good to be a lifelong pens fan
Who #WashPits here?
>>75648982
God damn the arena is quiet
>>75649014
I know the accoustics are great right
Just tuning in
Who's sitting for Alzner?
>>75649014
It's really not desu. It sounds a lot quieter on TV than it does in person.
lol @ this Holtby serenade
>>75649014
>quiet
>>75649014
That's what happens in the sun belt
>>75649014
They'll get noisy once they think the refs missed a call.
Remind me how much the Crapishits are paying for Niskanen and Orpik? And for how long?
>Brilliant play by Williams
>Kuznetsov sleeps on it
dubs and kessel scores
Who is the most overrated player of all time, and why is it Alexander Ovechkin?
>>75648971
given the series so far it's justified bantz though
>tfw when no pierre
god bless cbc
>>75649091
>>75649091
>who is Bobby Orr?
CROSBY INJURED, CAPS HAVE A CHANCE
I'M A SUPERBEAST
CRYSBY DED
ILLEGITIMATE CUP TAINTED LEGACY
>Crysby
F
CAREER OGRE
>>75649062
https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/capitals
Niskanen has been worth every penny
SID FUCKING DEAD!?
DED
CROSBY DED HAHAHAHA
RIP IN KILL CINDY
>cindy
>CROSBY HURT
>Crosby down
>"This is a scene... nobody, in hockey, wants to see
Really now?
oh fuck
CROSBY DED
CRAPS WIN
haha wow
DED
E
D
>he doesnt stay down unless he has to
he drew the penalty he can get up
>cindy divesby
crosbys brain confirmed for scrambled eggs again
Jesus get up girl
Crosschecked right in the head. Reminds me of Suter on Kariya.
Crysby has a concussion
check em
He'll be back in ten minutes my dad works for the training staff
(My other dad works for Nintendo)
NBCSN broadcasters are spot on. Just a freak play.
>call crosscheck
>oh shit he's hurt
>refs hurriedly convene to reevaluate their own call
bullshit EVERY time
REFPUCK ALREADY
kek 5mins
F
SID THE DED
he actually got roughed up good
>>75649174
>risky nisky
REFPUCK
>5 minutes
o i am laffin at this refpuck
Lol a 5 min major. Refpuck tonight boys.
Oh fuck off booting Niskanen.
That's some ridiculous double standard BULLSHIT
>Ovie zweihands Crosby to lower his guard
>Nisky moves in for a kill
gz in the conference finals capitals
>croncussionsby
5 minute major
rip craps
GET FUCKED SID LOL
*honk honk honk*
Cheap shot Washington. Desperation.
Jesus christ golden boy gets accidentally touched and its immediately 5 mins
bullshit fucking REFPUCK
>implying DIVESBY WASN'T DIVING
>only 5 because is crysby
fucken refpuck for sure.
Crosby is kill ;_;
Fuck Gary
the fuck happened I was gone for a second
We all know if that was not Crosby ; it would've been a simple minor.
WHAT
Game misconduct???
Wtf
Were they on the phone with Buttman?
wheres the webm at I just missed it
PLEASE LET HIS CAREER BE OVER
wew laddies
The refpuck rolling already
>all these booty blasted Pens haters
Mods are asleep, post yer Bills
Kadri got 2 but Niskanen gets 5, says it all about Crosby and Ovi
>caps getting btfo
>better take out their best player on the way to shitsville
craps are duds.
>we can't win
>we're mad
>qqqqqqq
FIGHT
>FIGHT
FIGHT
>FIGHT
FIGHT
>FIGHT
Cuntcussion confirmed
>giving someone 5 and a game for that
Desu it sucks but that wasnt really dirty. Everyone was heading towards the net and his face caught the stick in a bad position. There probably wasnt intent behind that
Lol he barely touched him. Nice dive Sid fucking faggot.
>all the non players in this thread
stick to internet memes boys, thats a 5 min all day long and I hate the pens.
>>75649214
Divesby dove
Leave the crying to me
gonna be a good one
kek pens trying to kill holtby
>>75649223
Holtby needs to get a skate to his JUGULAR
Like Niskanen actually meant to hit him. Crosbaby's momentum carried him into him. He'll probably be back second period, just like Ovechkin in Toronto.
>malkin chimpout
pens on COLLAPSEWATCH
Leave post concussion syndrome to me!
>crosby
>holtby
who dies first?
Name a team that has had more refpuck advantage than the pens
Protip you can't
>>75649257
>>75649051
Holy fk you weren't kidding
>>75649246
The refs didn't think so until he started crying.
>>75649246
crysby feel head first into into that after diving on the high stick,
its a penalty for sure but not a 5, only a 5 because its crysby
Pens horn is weak compared to Caps horn guy. That's what happens when you try to use an airhorn instead of an actual fucking horn.
>>75649278
Kys brayden
>craps actually think its all sid
>going to get btfo with or without sid
get ready to be arse blasted craps fans
Caps iced 7D tonight
Was this Trotz judo
Did he tell Niskanen to sweep the leg?
>>75649246
No its not
>closing hand on puck
It's a delay of game my whole life though?
>>75649276
Refs literally tried handing the caps game 2
A fucking GM for that? Whew.
>>75649188
this made me kekkenen
Digits say how many periods Crosby misses
>>75649275
Ovenchicken due to extreme cup deficiency
>>75649246
>>75649246
Crosby FELL into that shit
Are you blind or just fucking retarded?
Fucking bullshit. And Toronto, even if they disagree, can't call the refs and undo it.
Which, ejections/misconducts should be immediately appealable to Toronto.
I was making food wtf happened anyone have a webm
>5 mins for that
explain
GUYS WE'RE LOSING 0-2 IN OUR SERIES VERSUS THE PENS WHAT DO WE DO?
Get good, coach?
NO, CYKA BLYAT, JUST START THROWING DIRTY HITS! THEY DON'T CALL SHIT IN THE PLAYOFFS.
>Eddie calling out poser Pierre
Fucking based
>orlov and shattenkirk on the same pairing
what is going on
>>75649318
>shot to the head with stick
You're a fucking retarded leaf ain't ya
>crosby is kill
>caps are eternal chokers
post yfw the snes win the least
I'm so assblasted by that 5 min major
>>75649318
You aren't allowed to hit a guy in the head with your stick like that
>>75649318
5 plus the game.
Can't touch Crosby.
>>75649319
0-2 better just play like goons and ruin the sport!
>>75649296
it's delay of game in beer league.
>>75649313
Ehhh not so much, i dont think we need more people challenge every single fucken call
>>75649332
>Shattenshit not being a healthy scratch
What's going on
(((who))) is she working for
>>75649332
Niskanen ejected
iffy play led to Crosby sort of ded looking
>>75649319
>dirty hits
The only thing dirty there was the slash to his back immediately before he got rekt. The hit that killed him didnt look all that intentional
>>75649315
>Crosby got a stick in the face
>Malkin got mad
>>75649345
> hold your stick
> babbyman falls on it
> free penalty
Yeah OK then.
>>75649353
I think their should be for stuff that costs you a guy for the whole game. It would be good. A bad penalty is 2 minutes, but losing someone for the whole game to me is different.
>>75649334
i missed it, so i was just asking
>>75649374
>backstrom
> NBC reminds players that penalty continues if Pens score
How deep does this conspiracy go?
>>75649384
Could they not use their challenge for that? If you can use it for an offside why not penalties?
>>75649350
underage faggot detected. The game was better 30 years ago than today, all things considered. Watching the slow motion shift from hockey to ice soccer kills me inside.
>>75649377
>buttmad anticrosby child
>>75649401
They probably could just didnt want to because crysby
>>75648785
post a picture of this womans exposed breasts please
PPG PAINTS ARENA
HOLTBEAST
IS
HOLTBEST
LOL WTF
>""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""" play
>>75649434
it just rolls off the tongue
My heart stopped for three seconds
Can we at least win this one
>>75649384
That would be good! If it's blatant you can challenge!
But I bet the league would make it like goaltender interference, where Toronto can weigh in but ref has final call.
holy shit
Holy shit
GOATBY!
Can't score without Crosby. Is this the end?
>mfw the smug pongs fans got what was coming to them
anyone else know this feel?
LOL WUT
O
L
W
U
T
>>75649401
>use a challenge for a penalty that you legitimately committed
>lose the challenge
Holy shit I can't believe that didn't go in, also is the pens arena always this quiet?
Is there a bigger pussy in the NHL?
>>75649427
its mia khalifa you pleb
Lads, wew
spooky
PUT WINNICK IN AS GOALIE
>>75649427
that's Mia broski
>kek wills the caps to victory tonight
>>75649458
Bill is still a penguins player anon
>>75649401
>>75649450
Whoops meant to respond to this
Winnik is a Jedi name.
>>75649361
this too. but how do you put them both out there together
>>75649371
>he doesn't understand
don't you have a hedge fund to manage
I guarantee you if Niskanen had been hit by Crosby it would have been a two minute minor.
>>75649469
crosby isnt close a pussy if you watch how he plays
getting a concussion doesnt make you a pussy as much as breaking your arm doesnt
>>75649469
mcgaykid
Still lmaoing hard @ Ted from Akron
Now im also lmaoing @ Jed from Washington
>>75649483
no
kek wills the craps to get mad, rage and then lose as well.
>mfw the caps gave Crosby his first concussion
>>75649483
nope.avi
Barry Trotz looks like he always has to take a shit
>>75649393
Crosby would have been unironically deceased if the 'cross check' had any weight behind it. He fell into a stick that was being elevated because he got slashed straight before it. Did you see the way his head snapped with just this? If a legitimate cross check was attempted in that exact position his neck would have been gone
>>75649481
>>75649470
is it? did not recognise to be honest boys thanks tho
>>75649469
the sedin sisters
>>75649469
no there's not, still an amazing player though
>>75649506
he's a pussy m8
Did he get hit twice? A high stick and then Niskanen buries his head in?
wah muh head hurth
>goonlin
Caps better score on this PP
LOL SOMEONE ON THE CAPS IS GOING TO DIE BEFORE THEY GET KNOCKED OUT.
>>75649522
Thanks for that insightful commentary doctor leaf.
kys
Post you face when crosby is forced to retire tonight
>>75649542
he didn't get hit once, it was just a particularly impressive dive.
>>75649530
>sedin sisters
LMAO well memed! He said the thing! Fresh meme kekking hard over here I can't even LOL XDDDD
>>75649469
>take a stick to the back to the head
>immediately follow it up with an elbow to the back of the head
>get called a pussy
>tfw Crospussy is out of the series
>tfw Caps score on this PP
>tfw Caps even the series and win in 7
>tfw Caps go on to win cup
>>75649508
the decades of conner "young prodigy" "new face of the nhl" "second coming of jesus" mcgaykid are gonna be painful. way more painful that the crysby era. I like crysby, he got roughed up, cried about it, and overcame it
>>75649556
C-O-M-F-Y feel lad
>>75649572
>caps win series
>get swept by sens
screencap this.
>duuuh if it were Nissan end instead of Crosby wahwahwahwah
You faggots really are a whiny bunch.
Crosby is concussed. He's had like 10 of them. He's done. So, here's what the Capitals Stanley Cup win will now look like: ****2017 Stanley Cup Champions
>>75649514
>>75649514
First and hopefully they gave him another.
Crosby is the reason I dislike the Penguins instead of them being one of my favorite teams. I have so much love for Malkin, Lemieux, Fleury and others, but Crysby can suck my dick.
>>75649572
>implying Ovechkin will finish this series
>>75649556
>tfw playing the Penguin's third string and you still lose
>tfw Ovechkin leaves to play on a team that might help him win
>tfw your good players go to Las Vegas in hopes that it might be a meme team
>tfw Caps are sold to another city
>>75649572
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>5 on 3
5 on 3
>>75649556
>>75649560
OVIBOMB INC
should have injured fleury
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
5 ON 3
REFPUCK
>>75649469
no, he's a spoiled faggot
PENSHITS
BLEEEEEEEEEOOOOOO
>fleurshit
>french goalering
Fucking shoot it caps god fucking damnit stop passing so much
My fucking niggas!
SSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>75649592
>russian machine
>breaking
>ever
>inb4 muh top left circle
>>75649556
SCAR!!!!
>>75649572
>>75649598
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrrr
>>75649572
it's happening boys
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>75649601
>colorado 4th
lmao
can we get a comment from sakic's meth addict hair regarding this
OH WOW WHEN YOU SHOOT THE PUCK THINGS HAPPEN
Can doc be any less enthusiastic?
caps are winning this game
kind of hope crosby actually comes back, I mean at least he isn't ugly and a russian
BACKYYYYYY
>pongs
Skönt-t
>REF PUCK
>GOLDEB BOY GETS SPECIAL PENALTIES WAH WAH
>ref luck in Caps favor
OMG REF SO SMART LOVE REF PUCKLYFE
Disgusting shills.
>capitlols
>pongs
This fucking series
CROSBY BTFO ITS OVER CAPS SWEEP IN 6
>CANT WORRY THE FLEURY
>Slovakia getting ready for his screencap
So which cap gets head hunted in the blow out win tonight?
crosby STILL isn't back out? honestly, what a huge pussy.
is matt murray fucked?
>>75649666
based satan
>first lead in series
>needs a 5 on 3
>>75649660
>Refs would have taken a goal away from the Penguins yesterday if not for a challenge
>they didn't give a penalty to the Caps for the illegal hit from behind on that same play
Refpuck is hard core in the caps favor.
>crapitals barely beat a group of children
>start getting btfo
>injure the best player on the opposing team
How will they defeat Sens?
Injure Karlsson?
Kill andersons dying wife causing him to drop out?
>>75649666
holy fucken checked
>>75649684
Was Matt Murray /ourguy/ all along?
>>75649666
>sweep in 6
retard plz go
>>75649684
his pussy tore, he won't play these playoffs.
>>75649666
Satanic digits confirm
*dying airhorn in the distance*
>>75649684
Hopefully. He's a meme.
All you have to do is shoot high and he's done.
Webm of the Crosby dive?
caps really needed to score on both PPs in order to win
>>75649693
>kill star player
>get 5 on 3
Winning strategy, I can see them winning the cup with this
>>75649666
>Kessel falls
>Shittsburgh fans instantly boo for no penalty
Part of me thinks that PPG is full of whiny bitches, bandwagon fans and people who sit and text during the game
>>75649727
says who?
>>75649666
>SWEEP IN 6
>666
CONFIRMED
>>75649666
>tfw caps still don't have the best player on the ice
>>75649707
yea so will the pongs stick with fleury after they win the stan lee owl?
>>75649666
>sweep
>went down by two at home
I don't think so, Tim.
>>75649666
>>sweep in 6
>>75649666
My god, if this happens anon u da best
>>75649732
I managed to catch Logan this past weekend before it went out of theaters. It was aight. Pretty uneven.
>>75649666
Put me in the screencap when we win
>>75649666
>>75649666
THANK YOU, SATAN.
Does anyone have a replay of Crosby getting BTFO in real time? The slowmo shots suck
>>75649702
>>75649749
/r/eddit
>>75649684
He skated today in a tracksuit so he's on his way back hopefully.
Pens are probably riding Fleury this year though
>>75649739
Given their performance in the last two games, says anyone who watched the last two games.
>>75649725
>dive
>>75649681
Please post a pic of yourself, anon
>>75649734
Hey at least it's all Pens fans there. The two games at Washington was 1/5th Pens fans.
>>75649639
>tfw crotchpussy getting knocked out the series followed by 5 on 3 goal just changed the course of the NHL forever
>>75649702
>>75649749
>>75649756
Lurk more
>>75649773
you first
>dress 7 D
>assassinate Crosby
Well played Trotz
Wow all these fuckin newfags
Yeah, fuckin sweep in 6
>>75649771
>>75649771
PROOF THAT HE FEEL INTO THE FUCKING CHECK
>>75649766
wew
>>75649696
I can see Wilson, Ovi, or any other large capital boarding Karlsson very hard and hurting him
Ovi injured leafs and bruins defensemen before the playoffs
>>75649700
>rail-thin pasty autist
of course he was our guy
>>75649769
Basically why wouldn't you unless Fleury pulls Murray (either in the groin sense or the allowing six goals even though Mike Sullivan tries to ignore that part sense)?
Caps arent making it out of the second round as always
Crosby will be back after he gets his nap and diaper changed.
>Get overreaction ref gift of 5:00 major
>Immediately commit a penalty to kill 2:00 off it
>Fail to score off the major
>give up back to back automatic calls
>1-0 Caps
>>75649811
someone post the pablum and carrots copypasta
>>75649771
> Niskanen teabags him after he falls.
IT'S ONLY FITTING
>>75649787
Fatfuck neckbeard: confirmed
Activate Orpik turns over the puck and gives his real team a goal.
>>75649734
>Shittsburgh
>Whiny
>Bandwagon
They are. Hell I'm a browns fan that went to the Steelers Ravens game this Christmas and at the end I was ripping the fans for being so quiet. Artificial meme noise pumped in nonstop to make it sound loud. Nba-tier shenanigans.
>>75649811
he won't be back this year.
>>75649773
Suck my dick faggot
>that save by Holtby
>tfw the series is saved
>caps advance and win the cup is a done deal
>>75649836
wow, what a burn.
no, i just don't give a shit about some sperging yinzer
Sestito is going to kill someone
Caps trying to line change during a breakaway. What the fuck, guys.
>>75649771
>his left leg
Even if his brain isnt mush, the leg is probably gonna fuck his return chances
guentzel meme is over
>>75649858
You look like a wifebeater.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>75649860
they won't beat the blues, you better pray the preds beat them
>>75649860
I don't believe either the Pens or the Caps are going past another round.
The Caps are bad. The Penguins have too many injuries.
>>75649858
i'd high five you after a goal, no homo
>>75649868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_7s45q7wc
>>75649853
>THE HIT ON CROSBY WAS NOTHING
at the same time
>HE WON'T BE BACK THIS YEAR THE HIT WAS SO HARD
make up your minds retards.
Has there been a bigger perennial loser than Ovechkin? Even internationally he can't win shit.
>>75649867
SOON
>>75649873
that's a compliment
>hagelin getting all pissed
why are all manlets so short tempered?
>>75649899
Accidents happen, Crosby already had mush for a brain, refs punished Niskanen for hitting Gary's golden child
>caps finally score first on 5 on 3
>still only up 1
>still down 2 games in the series
>all of a sudden come out of the woodwork about how they're winning the cup
Holy fuck this level of delusion
please end ovcuckchins career tonight pens
>>75649858
>shitskin nips
>massive gyno
>inverse pecs
Is this some kind of meme I am not keen on
>>75649903
He's aged poorly. He used to be a player that any rival of the caps would fear.
Oh Lars, you based, beautiful Dane
>>75649899
>there's only one other person posting in this thread
>>75649873
Definitely lives in Sunnyvale
>>75649927
literally no one is doing this
>>75649927
They're losing to Ottawa anyway
>>75649890
Caps would beat Ottawa in a short series
Caps would choke in spectacular fashion against NYR
>>75649927
Half these comments are ted from akron who is still seething
>>75649929
it'll be game 4 when the goon squad comes out to play.
>>75649946
Literally a few posts up is someone claiming the cup is clinched lmao
HALFTIME FAPTIME
>>75649864
You clearly do
You literally can't resist responding
>>75649914
Waiting for my Wilson/Sestito grudge match.
>>75649950
Honestly if the Caps can beat the Pens, especially after going down 2-0, it's uncharted territory. Maybe they'd completely sweep the rags, who knows.
NEVER EVER
>>75649946
>literally no one
>>75649860
>>75649791
>>75649666
>>75649687
>>75649697
>>75649715
>>75649732
>>75649743
>literally no one
>>75649948
Huh? Sens aren't getting past the rags
Contemplating gearing up and heading downtown to murder the first Craps fan I see. Talk me out if it, lads.
Based Nisky on the left. Sid on the right.
>>75649968
>h-he responded! ha! b-b-btfo!
its almost like we're on a message board
>>75649858
You look like a redneck I'd see on an episode of cops.
>>75649991
do it bro
>>75649899
i just wish it was shattenkirk getting the misconduct somehow
>implying he could get close enough
i don't think it was intentional, but im fine with the tossing. anyone who disagrees is reddit desu
>>75649983
we're just joking bud calm down
>>75649963
> The Best Player in the World Needs Help Getting Up
NBCSN, shut the fuck up.
>>75649771
Holy shit, how soft can one be?
I am ecstatic
>NBC calling Crysby best player in the world
>>75649999
Caring intensifies
>he'll literally respond to me for the entire thread while not caring
>>75649991
MOOT report this shit to the fbi
>>75649827
>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>opposite team gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemieux is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see
>>75649939
how poorly would i be treated if i moved there?
>inb4 you can't
i can, just being respectful in asking first.
>>75649991
Do it faggot
If you don't see a craps fan, just start shooting negros at wood street station
>>75649091
>Who is Danny heatly?
Careless play by Niskanen there, he didn't notice Crosby coming in low? You guys are real shitheads for laughing at a good guy like Sid getting a head injury, hope karma gets ya ;)
Crosby's knee is fucked
He's out for the season
Cap this
>>75649991
>talk you out of it
Use a bat, pussy. Bats are a man's tool.
>go to dinner
>see cindy crosby getting rekt as soon as i get back home
wew lads
>elliotte autistman arguing for special treatment
what a faggot
>>75650044
>>opposite team gets several match penalties
Please dont do this. use a knife or something. we dont need anymore gun problems. sincerely /k/
>>75650062
i do charity lad, what can i say
>>75650056
heater used to be good with he played with kovalchuk on the thrashers
>>75650056
>Danny Heatley not the greatest player to have ever played
50 in 50 faggot.
>>75650056
A player that has won more than Ovechkin
>>75650030
>implying he isn't
ab/pgh/ pls go
>Craps dress 7 D mysteriously
>take out the pens best player in the first 5 minutes
Holy kek. How blind can you niggers be.
>>75650030
This is how everybody knows you're an idiot.
>yfw crysby is kill
>>75650094
>>75650094
Based Trotz and Caps working these Shittsburgh fans.
>>75649991
I'd join you but I had a DUI and lost my license for 30 days
>>75650094
their d has been fucking garbage. dressing an extra lets them bench whoever's playing the shittiest
>>75650011
>didn't make the one call that mattered
>>75650094
>dressing 7D, a common thing to do, is suddenly mysterious
>all these >pongs bandwagoners losing their minds on hfboards
Last digit is the amount of points that Guetzel can do without being carried by Crosby
daily reminder that the only people going to pens games are people with no sense of personal finances living in the upper hill district, hicks from johnstown, and yuppies from cranberry and mt lebo that consider themselves true yinzers
>>75650094
Based Trotz literally playingm 7D chess.
>wake up
>Crosby's career is done
feels good man
>>75650094
Why not use the shittiest defenceman to rekt him? Why even bother to dress 7D when you could just have Wilson kill him?
>>75650115
can i get a quick run down?
>>75650118
they know the truth that their franchise enters a death spiral the second they don't have a generational talent to carry it
and that's the lost we'll ever see of crosby. book it.
>>75650118
It's beautiful isn't it?
>>75650094
>losing your best veteran D on purpose
caps can't help they've got 6 top 4 dmen and shattenkirk
>>75650143
Don't ask questions it ruins his narrative
>>75650094
"We're going to have to go places we haven't gone before to beat this team."
Trotz after game 2.
It's fucking happening NHL IS BACK BABY
Of course Milbury would defend the hit. Despicable.
>next game Ovie is a marked man
Enjoy your season without Obitchkin, cucks.
>>75650011
>didn't email moot
in case someone wants to look at it https://streamable.com/5h57m
>>75650169
FUCKING LACE UP SESTITO IT'S BASHING TIME
>crosby's career over right after NHL participation in olympics is over and canada doesn't need him anymore
C-O-M-F-Y feel lads
>>75650172
>implying russian machine ever breaks
>>75649991
good luck finding one
>>75650172
Have fun trying to chop that tree down.
Was this the "Kreider knocks Price out of the playoffs and turns the series around" moment for the Caps?
>>75650213
gonna slip him some polonium
>>75650172
Murder Backshit, swedes are soft
>>75650172
but ovi isn't a soft diver like crosby.
>>75649991
Do it faggot and post here
>>75650169
>>75650169
>>75650169
https://mobile.twitter.com/katiebhockey/status/858528908525936640
It's real. Investigation fucking when
>>75650220
>gonna slip him some polonium
Okay, I laughed.
>>75650222
This would be the biggest blow to the Caps. That or taking out Holtby.
>>75650201
This.
Doc during the period:
"Ovechkin dumps it in and Guentzel attempts to hit him......Well, we all have ambitions."
>>75650172
this will be the only reason to watch
>>75650218
pens can still beat this faggot team with crosby
>rust on crosby going down "w-we just hope he's alright"
lmao pongs confirmed for absolute pussies
>tfw the caps were laughably +120 gm3 and +400 to win series
>tfw bet both
>tfw crospussy out of the series
Are we tired of winning yet?
>>75650094
>having one of your 7 D-men kill Sid
>not having it be shattenkirk
>>75650172
>Ovie is a marked man
Literally everyone in the pens lineup are soft as fuck and are incapable of laying proper hits.
Malkin is next to go
>>75650165
Caps are more than happy to trade Nisky for one game if it means no Crosby the rest of the series.
DAD DAD I JUST GOT MY FIRST WAVE
What the fuck was that shit? Why does the NHL constantly fellate Cindy? Some good ol Minnesota boy protects his ice and gets kicked out of the game for it.
Even NBC called out the bullshit. It baffles me how the amish manage to rig a professional sport.
>>75650256
Rust knows he's nothing without Crosby feeding him pucks.
>prove you can't win with Crosby on the ice by targeting him and intentionally attempting to injure or kill him
>lose in 4 anyway
The Capitals involved in this were rogue agents, correct?
You could not have such an idea sanctioned by leadership in a just league, inshallah
Where were you lads at when based niskanin saved the nhl?
For me i was on my way to get popeyes
>>75650256
Rust always stutters. Don't be mean.
>>75650250
lel Doc has been a little off
I did not care for him listing rivalries in other sports between teams in the same conference/league. He opened that section with some tryhard line about memories persisting or something
>got through high school without a car, phone, or computer
So did the majority of people prior to 1999
>>75650143
Because Wilson can actually shoot.
But actually because muh Caps conspiracy
Next they'll say that Trump planned the whole thing with the assistance of the Illuminati.
Penguins deserve to win the Cup after that shit.
Remember when Crosby literally slashed a body part off and didn't even get suspended
>>75650306
>tfw speech impediment my entire life
>>75650258
Don't count your money yet dude
>>75650324
>deserve
>sullivan STILL crying to the refs a whole period later
can't make this shit up folks
>>75650327
pepperidge farm remembers
(but not NBC or any pongs fans)
>>75650306
>stutters
Is he a retard or has hockey taken toll on his brain?
RIP Ovech-kun
They comin for ya.
>>75650190
Silly pongs. Our goon can beat up your goon.
>>75650309
I laughed pretty hard. It's fairly rare that anyone gets the better of Ovi in an exchange. People usually just bounce off.
I still can't believe Ovi came back so fast from the Kadri hit.
>>75650344
Eh Sullivan has to even if the hit is even less borderline than it already was
Any coach would be
SCARRRRRRR
COUNTERATTACK!
no goal
SCCCCARRRRRRRRR
GET FUCKED PENS HATERS
here comes refpuck
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
thank god, the crapitals shitpost session is over
SECOND PERIOD PENS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Kunitz just pushes Holtby. kek
CRASH THE NET WITH NO SURVIVORS
CHALLENGE
pens are back bby!
>craps paid refs will defend this
>>75650246
INCOMING REFPUCK
That's goalie interference but they won't call it off because MUH CROSBY
NO GOAL
>imblyign this is a gole
no goal
Eddie O is really shittalking his old team this game.
GOALKEEPER INTERFERENCE
GOALKEEPER INTERFERENCE
Kept him from blocking.
Interference.
are you fucking kidding me
>it's acceptable to run the goaltender
THANK YOU BASED BOYS IN TRAWNO
>>75650404
Cry more, faggot
Thank you based malkin.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
no goal
MAKE HOLTBY MALARCHUK AGAIN
GOOD GOAL
GOOD GOAL
GOOD GOAL
FUCK YOU, CRAPS
Should be interference but it's Pittsburgh so of course it isn't, total bullshit
REFPUCKKKKKKKKKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(FS)
R E F P U C K
>>75650388
>>75650372
>>75650385
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT, THAT THE REFPUCK WAS GONE.
wtf
Kek. Go pens. Fucking goony ass crapitals.
BETTMAN PUCK
THANK YOU BASED TORONTO
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS
PENS REPEAT
GOOD GUYS WILL WIN
(((NHL)))
(((BETTMAN)))
>refpuck
>refpuck
>refpuck
>refpuck
HOLTBY BTFO
YEAH FUCK YOU CRAPS
EAT A DICK YOU SHIT CUNTS!
>>75650428
>it's acceptable to be a tripfag on an anonymous imageboard
think before you post faggot
WHY WON'T SHITSBURG STOP CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHALLENGE TIME
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
NO GOAL
>NO GOAL
Supreme refpuck
Bullshit
Bettman is literally just trying to level the playing field because his golden boy got hurt
PENS SCORE
>PENS SCORE
PENS SCORE
>PENS SCORE
PENS SCORE
>PENS SCORE
PENS SCORE
>PENS SCORE
PENS SCORE
>PENS SCORE
> Good Goal
*FART NOISE*
WHAT THE FUCK, IT DIDN'T EVEN GO IN THE NET, it went UNDER it. The net was already off the housing.
>CBC commentators completely missing the interference angle.
Thank you Bettman
>>75650258
kek get fucked you degenerate loser
pens can beat this shit team with their 20th line
REF. PUCK.
Wow. That's some fucking BULLSHIT
Seems refpuck, gotta make up for crysby hit I guess.
>>75650444
>pongs thinking they get refpucked
What the fuck? This is blatant refpuck.
Why would they need to challenge this shit?
>inb4 crapitals fan
They have no fans on 4chan.
>holtbitch
the goal was in the air while the puck crossed the line
>review it
Good goal
LOL CHALLENGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GET FUCKED PONGS
Unbiased fag here. That's a good goal. The league is getting soft as fuck.
>craps just challenge every goal every time.
Dude, Trotz was literally twitching
LOL
NO GOAL KEKS
Thank You For Fucks Sake
LMAO GET KEKED FAGGOTS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PENSHITS BLEEEEEEEEEOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED SHITTSBURG
PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK PONGOONS SHOOK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED PONGS
>tfw pens are gonna win the ship
>tfw dont even watch hockey and are a natural pens n crosby hater
am i doing it rite hoc bros?
Hahahhahahahaha eat shit pongs fags!!!!!
AYYYYYY BODIED
PENGUINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
All claims of refpuck working in favor of the Pens are invalid, Mash'Allah
BULL FUCKING SHIT
HE WAS GOING LEFT TO RIGHT AND WOULDN'T HAVE SAVED IT TOUCH OR NOT
GOALIE MEMEFERENCE
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK YOU PONGS
BTFOOOOOOO PENS GET FUCKEDD
>>75650269
of course, but if it was the gameplan, it would have been shattenkirk laying the lumber. why he's even dressed is a question we'll never know the answer to
HAHAHAHAHA
A
H
A
H
A
H
A
>PONGS
pongs
>PONGS
pongs
Ayy refs did something right! Between that and the favorable bounce this has been a very weird Caps playoff game.
GET FUCKED PONGS
>>75650504
gotta be consistently soft
lmao what the fuck
NO GOAL
GET FUCKED SHITTSBURGH
maybe pittsburgh should just try playing by the rules?
[distant crying heard from the locker room]
i swear to god if one of you fucking Crapitals FAGGOTS say "refpuck" one more time after that fucking GOOD GOAL got revoked....
these niggas going hard as fuck
>ref calls it a good goal
>go to get a beer
>1-0 craps
what the fuck is going on
Pongs getting crazy.
This is fucking mayhem.
>>75650565
alright I fucking laughed
>crosbitch
>cuntsby
>sidney faggotcunt
>rags
refs sucking craps dicks
dw pens bros, craps still going to get BTFO
WHAT A SAVE
>missing that open net
Jesus, Caps..
>people will still claim the pens are getting benefitting from refpuck because they're that assblasted
Lmao
BLOODBATH
>REFS MAKE FIRST RULING IN 20 SECONDS
GOOD GOAL
>CHALLENGE
>IMMEDIATELY COME OUT AND DECISIVELY SAY NO GOAL
>THIS MUCH INCOMPETENCE
They almost got away with it, fucking shittsburgh jew rats
>pens turn the puck over in their own zone
>it's Schultz again
Wew, lad. Maybe Shero should have kept a couple of those young D-men before he got shitcanned.
>>75650599
The NHL is literally a fucking joke of a league desu
NOPE
BOYCOTT NHL NOW
that's a goal because they're the penguins
The Caps ought to walk right off the ice
>>75650565
LMAO TAKE THEM ALL OUT
Penalty on caps player for getting out of the way.
>>75650504
I actually agree. Not just on this goal. Seems like every game there's a goal getting called back now
kek the pongs all have scrambled eggs for brains they cant even see.
What a joke franchise.
PONGOONS ARE ONLY GOING TO HAVE 2 LINES BY THE END OF THE GAME
>>75650615
slowpoke.jpg
Replay reviews are the worst thing to happen to sports.
>>75650106
>>75649246
You're a fucking idiot