/mlb/ general - Breaking Up A Perfect Game Edition

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>>75647905
I'm totally okay with this. Fuck Schilling.

>watching baselel when two better sports have their playoffs going on

>>75655925
>Better sports
?

>>75655925
>A

>SIXTY
>EJECTIONS

>THE CITY OF ADAM JONES'S ASS-DEVASTATION

>BAL: Jones placed on the 60 day DL for a broken ego after being called names and having peanuts thrown at him

>>75656299
>>75656309
>red cux running damage control this early into a new general
tbqh with you Joe I've never seen a more insecure fanbase

>>75656321
oh look, its an eternal 4th placer playing the victim card again

you gonna complain to get me ejected from the thread???

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O's

adam jones should apologize to boston

>>75656340
>it's a red cux fan gets mad and defensive when confronted with facts episode

sigh, i wish i could say i hadn't seen this before.

>>75656309
when isn't that guy crying about something?

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tfw can't hit

>>75656378
>rags

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1STROS
>mfw >rags

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*throws peanuts at an orange duck*

hehe don't tell the umps

>>75656390
>posts a black person in the image

very good post

this just goes further to prove bombston fans are bros. they're not afraid to banter a little bit and throw trash at a minority

>>75656378
nice seeing you in the gamethread

>captcha: cleveland carrasco

>>75656390
I'm not sure Price should be throwing ANYTHING right now; after all, isn't he saving it for something?

>>75656397
its really sad that jones had to resort to the race card just because his feelings were hurt, used to respect him but blaming your hurt feelings on fake racism is just so not ok

>>75656385
I want to meet this man face to mustache.

>>75655925
oh look a "raptors" fan

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>>75656378
there you are, you colossal fag. why did you leave the game thread so early?

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>>75656396
price is white STUPID

>>75656421
Maybe if he was black he'd be able to take the heat a little better.

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>*throws peanuts at you and calls you a two-tooth nigger*

How do you react in this situation, /mlb/?

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Belt holds up the pants

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>>75656385
>Rags

it feels so good

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>Red Sox get BTFO in the game while its fans yell racist insults
>still play the victim

>>75656439
I don't have to do anything, the crack addiction will probably get them before i do

>>75656439
Jesus and I thought Southerners were the inbred ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvVOL-SlXA
Holy fucking shit, I can't believe I've been blinded for so long. When did you realize that baseball was the worst sport in existence?

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>>75656410
Here's his "business" card
He seems like a super chill guy to stand there and watch a game with

>>75656439
remind them of their $10,000 a year salary and fentanyl addiction

>>75656468
Officially would share some beers with and talk baseball.

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>mfw Red Cux fans stopped posting in this thread
>mfw it's because they have to get up early tomorrow for their court dates

brb killing adam jones

>>75656492
tbqh with you Joe that joke is almost there, definitely is funny but you could do more with it tbqh

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>>75656455
reminder that we achieved this >>75654910 level of bootyblastedness in just 1 (one) game
>mfw

>this red sox damage control/banter
two bombs weren't enough

>>75656299
>>75656494

>Jones was grateful the fan was caught who threw the bag of peanuts toward him into the dugout, but wishes the punishment was much more severe.
>“It’s pathetic,’’ he said. “It’s called a coward. What they need to do is that instead of kicking them out of the stadium, they need to fine them 10 grand, 20 grand, 30 grand. Something that really hurts somebody. Make them pay in full. And if they don’t, take it out of their check.
>“That’s how you hurt somebody. You suspend them from the stadium, what does that mean? It’s a slap on the wrist. That guy needs to be confronted, and he needs to pay for what he’s done.
>“Things like that need to be handled a little more properly, in my opinion.’’

>demanding a five figure fine from a hardworking man's paycheck because your feelings were hurt

Fuck this guy.

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>>75656507
YASSSSSSS

>>75656551
That's nice Houston but where's your World Series wins?

>>75656546
>60 human beings enjoying their time at the ballpark removed

>because of one man's sensitive emotions

Unbelievably gross. I expect the league to handle the matter and suspend Jones tomorrow.

>>75656507
Rags fans came in thinking it'd be like last season

yankees suck lmao

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>>75656557
Hey, it's the little things, Ragina

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>>75656557
coming right up

Go Marlins

>>75656602
FUCK YOU

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What did he mean by this?

>>75656629
suck it suck it suck it suck it

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>leading the division
>BTFOing a fucking leaf and bombston
>every 5 seconds is a post by an obsessed bombston and leaf poster

feels good

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Mets

Where did all these Orioles fans come from?

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best mascot in the league

>>75656659
Lmaoing at your team even though you beat us today.

>>75656644
that post is 4chan as heck rn my nikka (dont want to use the n word) id upvote you if i could

>>75656663
>tfw people only go to a Phillies game for the mascot

>>75656675
DOES THAT WORD HAVE AN 'N' IN IT?

YOU'RE OUT OF HERE SON

>>75656680
I actually like going to Phillies games sometimes even though I am a Barves fan because I respect Phillies fans for putting up with a shit team for decades.

Your reminder that beating the Giants is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodgers fan.

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>pooegg
>kershit

LAW
A
W

>>75656700
this pasta is only good when the jints lose

>>75656680
Phanatic is great honestly. Watches the game intently, knows when it's a homer the minute the bat touches a ball and all the players love him of course. He's a true Phan and i have no shame in saying he's my hero.

I want to inseminate Heidi Watney

>>75656675
>>75656681
>MLB The Show reddit
>cap of online matchup between leddit user and the Auschwitz Train Conductors with a swastika logo
>"That's absolutely disgusting, contact SDS Studios and report him immediately"
>"That's so not funny wow, what a total scumbag, they should ban his PSN ID"

They were just so genuinely offended and outraged as if they'd never seen someone be racist on the internet before. What makes a person so butthurt

Daily reminder that beating the world series is like winning the Giants fans for Dodgers fans

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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Loss Angeles

>>75656818
Imagine how they'd react to a gay parody team The Hall of Flamers that lead the '13 DD rankings

>>75656416
>>75656401
i watched it with people not gonna sperg and post on my phone like a fag. I made my complimentary post and went to drink and eat

>>75656818
Because they are being civil and not dumbasses like you.

>>75656856

>civil
>wanting to ruin someone else's harmless fun because your feelings are hurt

There's nothing civil about that.

I'm just mad that Turner broke his streak. I don't really worry about the rest of the series considering we put a 3-spot on their best starter

>>75656867
what the fucks a 3-spot you colossal faggot kys

>>75656818
tbqh I got banned from PSN (The Show being where the 'violation occurred') because some kid reported me for having my gamertag as MeinKampf and some numbers. Fucking faggots. For a game like the show it didnt realy matter level wise. But fuck, in FIFA i was like 70ish

Giants fans have no concept of 'nightlife'

>>75656894
is that the part where it takes 3 hours to drive home through LA traffic after the game

>>75656823

it almost looks like excitement

>>75656882
>not knowing basic baseball lingo
back to hockey you go

>>75656867

>cueto
>best starter

LMAO

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>>75656629
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>75656867
>our best starter
lol implying

>>75656959

>Cain is now the best of our starters

what a wild time to be alive

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Kershit

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>Buster Posey is regressing
>slashing .348/.423/.464

What did he mean by this?

>>75657014
you posted this earlier

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>>75657037
Kershit

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Kershit

>get btfo
>resort to lowest form of banter
>get btfo
>throw shit on the field
>continue to get btfo
>ejected from your own stadium by your teams own security

p. sad if I'm being honest

>>75657063
agreed

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What are you anon, a RACIST SEXIST BIGOT!?

>>75657078
Yet again anime > 3dshit

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>>75657078

>>75657063
Southie retards don't count tbqh with you Joe.
I can guarantee none of them have an IQ over 50.

>>75657078
Wow no kidding an awful show with a dumb fucking premise got canned because no one watched it, what a shock.

>>75657114
The baseball scenes were OK, the premise wasn't bad outside of Redpill Ville, but the forced love scenes and the D R A M A were way, way too much to handle

>>75657114
this tbqhwyj

>>75657114
>a dumb fucking premise

Premise was actually realistic, since the Padres would likely do something like this.

>>75657134
>he actually watched it

>>75657182
Tch haha me no way. I have more pressing and important business, like shitposting on Four Chan's baseball subreddit

>kershit

>>75657102
Agenda vehicle WOOT

>>75657134
I had seen anons here watch it and they seemed ok with it outside the forced drama. hell Salvy made an appearance I hear

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i miss him...

Anyone during the game hear one of the commentators fuck up and say Kershit? I could have sworn I did

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>>75657246
Blame Farrell for being an incompetent buffoon.

Not to worry though, he'll be back soon enough. In fact, I have a feeling they'll rush him back from the 10 day and he'll have another crap outing or two.

I mentioned this a couple of days ago about putting him on the DL to try and get his head straight. But I thought they'd bring up Johnson instead of Brandon fucking Workman who basically hasn't pitched in two years.

>Wright is never going to be the same
I'm still angry.

The 2017 Rawlings balls are fucking juiced.

Never have I seen Kershaw be taken deep twice by two fucking bums.They worked his pitch count really well but those homers were flaccid as fuck. I was mad as fuck from the first inning but then i remembered the Dodgers are already in the NLCS and the Giants won't ever again make the postseason in our lifetimes.

the spic

Is

SEETHING

I want to be a fan of an MLB (Major League Baseball) team

but I do not know which one?


I am looking for a team that is a total failure.


A team with no future.


A team without talent.


A team with very few fans.


A team that when they play at home, there are more fans of the visiting team.


A team that has never wins the World Series


That is a total embarrassment for your city or state


And be a team that is in a city where soccer and MLS (Major League Soccer) are much more popular and loved than Baseball and the MLB

>it's the autistic costa rican poster
dont respond

>>75657313
The SANFUCKCISCO Giants are fluke: the team.
The New York Mest are humiliation: the team.

You and everyone here will die without seeing sucess form these teams ever again.

>spend 300 gorrilion dollars
>lose to the mets in the playoffs

>>75657313
the fucking madman

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fin

>>75657313
kys yourself

>>75657331
Reported to Immigration Services for terroristic threats

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It says here the Phillies won 10-2
That's good!
But it also says that Vince Velasquez only threw 5 innings, and threw 44 pitches in the 3rd, and 37 in the 4th.
That's bad!

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>look. I posted it again

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

>have massive heroin epidemic
>live in a poorly designed city
>have retarded accents no one can understand
>get so eternally BTFO that you have to shout racial slurs

The one bomb wasn't enough. Do we got anymore MOABs to drop on Boston?

>>75658054
>mo'lester
The fact that you and DG are the same person is more or less confirmed.

>>75658008
Why do you avatarfag, and far more importantly why did you have to chose such a shitty and uncomedic avatar?

>>75658122
Why are you guys so obsessed with me and DG? I'm not him and he's not me lmao. Don't even respond to me unless you want to make out and buy me drinks.

>>75658122
mo'Lester#fuckoff
mo'Lester's trip was cracked last night. It was shit posting with his trip and I didn't notice that it was still on when I posted this morning. I

>>75657331
here kids we can see a man deeply hurt by the jints and the mest

>mest

>>75656629

Obviously Super Saiyan 1 wasn't cutting it.

>>75658145
I'll buy you a drink

>>75656439
Punch his girlfriend and run away

>>75657331
>a wild Dodgers fan appears

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>>75658130
I'm not avatarfagging, you just associate a few of my posts with it because they're easily identifiable.

>racist chanting and peanut throwing
Wow didn't realise racism in america was as bad as eastern europe and corsica, imagine being on the same level as those subhumans

>>75657313

the mariners fit all of your requirements besides the MLS one. I doubt that's true anywhere

>>75658814
Is this shirt worth 17 bucks?

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>>75657313
I mean...Technically my Padres don't meet those requirements 100% but they're really fucking close. The team may have a future, but only if their gamble to play like shit to get better draft picks works, but wouldn't you know it, they are playing better this season than they seemed to have the last few, so that jeopardizes their attempt to bring in more talent which in turn jeopardizes their future.
>We have raw talent, but no all-stars if thats what you mean.
Jints fans and Doyer fans are always giving us shit about how their fans take over our stadium when they come to town.
Check.
My Padres are the only CA team to not have won a Eries so that's pretty embarassing, but right in line with the rest of San Diego sports history with one exclusion:
The NASL Sockers which is realisitically the only successful "professional" sports franchise in San Diego. It isn't MLS, but there is an application in for San Diego to be granted an MLS expansion team which there is a lot of public support for, as well as a lot of support for soccer in San Diego in the first place.
Again, the Padres might not be 100% of what you're looking for, but I think they're close as fuck.

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Who /dumpsterfire/ here?

Just hoping we get a good prospect haul at the deadline desu

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>>75657033

>you will never hang out at sea world with Buster and Johnny

Why even live?

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>>75659382
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OF ALL THE YEARS FOR US NOT TO BE IN THE BASEMENT, OF COURSE IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE ONE WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE THERE THAT YOU GUYS DECIDED TO OUTSHIT US

>And it isn't just visiting players who have had to deal with the abuse of racist fans at Fenway. Carl Crawford and David Price are among the Red Sox players who have reported racist taunting from their own fans.

>"It got pretty rough," Price told the Boston Globe about the abuse he received in 2016, his first season with the Red Sox. " . . . I got it all. There's nothing you can say to me that I haven't heard before. Your ignorance is not going to affect what I'm trying to do. But I feel sad it's still out there."

>>75659438
David Price is such a bitch

the Perfect Red Sox

i hope fenway boos jones

Boston should be ashamed of themselves

>>75656439
Cleanly slide into second near them

>>75657410
Do you think he's off to get free beers?

>>75655925
>this is what leafs believe

>>75655925
but >my hokkei team is already eliminated from thw ploffs senpai

>>75659596
All the free beers I can get. I bet if I sucked your dick, you'd like it.

>>75659596
Probably the only action in Boystown besides the Phillies offense last night

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>Gary Sanchez starts his rehab assignment today

How can you hate Adam Jones? Hes one of the most likable guys in baseball. Do people from bombston actually enjoy anything?

>4 RBIs, 1HR including a 2-run sac fly

wtf I love gogo now

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The Citrus series prospects are good. The Marlins bats are slumping at the same time are starters are gaining consistency.

Does anyone have any of those memes with the flags and the people holding them? I dont think ive ever seen a mlb version

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>>75659835
>2-run sac fly
>Because Jacoby Ellsbury managed to overthrow a ball to the 6'7" giant that was standing less than 5 feet from him
These past two games have really been something else for the Yankees

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>>75659900
This is one I made a few years ago. As you can see it's outdated.

>>75659900
There are a ton of em wtf

>>75659934
Oh. I mean the ones where its like a tall white guy on one end and goes to a short smelly brown guy

>>75659934
I think he means the ones with a bunch of guys standing together holding proud banners and one is some dirty manlet with a >rag on a stick

I actually think there was one for the ALW. Or one of its teams.

ALLO?

CAN I AV

EIGHT WHOPPAHS

SEVEN DABBLE CHEESEBURGAHS

N SOME FACKEN DIDDY DONATS

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>>75659947
dropped my pic

>>75659953
This is what i mean.

>>75659954
TWO NUMBAH NOINES

AH NUMBAH NOINE LAWGE

>>75659954
AYYY DOOD THIS CLAM CHOWWWDAH IS WIKKID GOOD DOOD

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>Literally has the most strikeouts in a single game in the history of baseball
>Not in the HOF

explain that bullshit

>>75660132
Because lifelong, one game where you tie a record does not mean you are a lock in the HOF

>>75657313
the royals?

>>75660127
Hes doing that Neg guy who is British you dumb fuck

>>75660168
Fuck you.

>>75660154

Kerry Wood was literally a top 3 pitcher of his generation though

>>75660194
>top 100 pitcher of his generation
ftfy

>>75660194
name 3 games of note Kerry Wood pitched

>>75660228
choking in game 7 of 2003 nlcs

>Old Gay in this thread
And of course quality goes down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQQuaVL0R0

Need to replace baseball with this

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Which White Sox are ASGWorthy?

>>75660308
Chris Sale

>>75660300
You're the one shitposting tbqh with you Joe

>>75660316
wrong socks

>>75660308
Why do they start the voting so damn early?

>>75660308
A few guys in the bullpen

>>75658054
>no Barbie doll

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What do we do with our outfield when Howie Kendrick gets back

>>75660308
Garcia

I took a massive Matt today after eating my burrito for lunch. Really left my Barnes burning afterwards.

>>75660345
more hype and buzz I guess because of prolonged duration. its stupid if you ask me.

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>baltipoor attempts at banter

non-baseball fan here

how did the phillies go from having the best record in baseball in 2011 to having one of the worst in 2012, over the course of one offseason?

>>75660424
>81-81
>one of the worst

>>75660424
they built their team around a core of players who aged very poorly

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When the fuck is the xbox gonna get a good baseball game? I'm tired of playing these big head retards #GOBEEWOLVES

>>75660454

Yes but the off season is like what, 5 months?

How are you going to tell me they go from literally the #1 team in baseball to basement dwellers over the course of FIVE MONTHS

>>75660424
They went .500 that year, hardly the worst.

>>75660468
Age, injuries, and just bad luck. They also lost Oswalt and traded Pence the fucking idiots.

>>75660359
Put Saunders on the bench, Kendrick is a better hitter and will be more valuable at the deadline

>>75660228
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/WAS/WAS201107040.shtml

This one which I went to with my dad. Kerry Wood blew the save and we went home happy.

>>75660424
The 2011 phillies over-performed dramatically and we all know what happened to Howard

Plus just look at the Royals, World Series champs to mediocrity in the same exact timeframe

Boston fans are super classy people. So much that they outclassed Manny Machado!

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>>75660641
Everyone knows Fenway has the friendliest fans in the world

All Star voting is open btw

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The most accurate representation of the AL East ever created

>>75660699
Who do we ironically stuff the ballot for?

>>75660800
STEVE PEARCE

>>75660800
Joe Biagini

>>75660800
>>75660810
Eaton and Thames too

>>75660641
Why are Dem cities the most racist and violent? Racist Boston fans are notorious, SF fann threw Banana at him. LA fans attack Brian Stowe. Cubs fans are racist.
When is the last time this happened in a red state? Atlanta doesn't have these problemes. Tampa doesn't have these problems. Houston and Arlington don't have these problems. Leftists are the real racists. They calimn to love blacks, but refuse to live around them, and act racist when they aren't around them. Mass and Calfornia are both the 2nd and 3rd most Dem states in the country, but they are also the most racist and violent.

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>>75660699
Stuffed all my votes for CESARRR

>>75660796
>ravens flag

kek

>>75660800
Gift Ngoepe

>>75660839
>Cubs fans are racist
What did they do, Cleetus?

Lets all vote for starling Marte

>>75659382
Nah, we might not be able to compete this year due to injuries and our slow start, but we still have a ton of money tied up in guys with no trade clauses so after this year we still need to go all out and compete. Maybe see what we can get for Cueto if we fall out of contention, but I'd rather hold onto him and try to re-sign him

>>75660796
Where's the rays fan?

who /purple rockies/ here?

>>75660800
white players

>>75660972
Dont reply to shit b8

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>Bird just needs to choke up on the bat a little bit

Am I the only one who doesn't make generals specifically for my team

>>75661058
No but you are the only one who doesn't use correct punctuation after asking a question.

>>75661086
That's not true and you know it

Lmao so can we all agree that yesterday's loss was a fluke? Fuck the phillies.

>>75661107
Are you sure?

>>75661121
Mad at the Phillies?

>>75661141
Lmao don't reply to me again. Any fluke win is worth being mad over. Log off.

>>75661121
>Lmao so can we all agree that yesterday's loss was a fluke?
back already mo'lester?

>>75661164
I'm boy gay you faggot

>>75661163
Honestly it's pretty consensus around here that it was the most legitimate win of the season.

>>75661164
I cooled off. Mother fuckers are posting with my trip and it pissed me off. I figured that if I left, they would win. I'm here to stay <3

>>75661190
I see, so how many boys did you kiss while you were away?
Was it more or less than the amount of runs the phillies scored yesterday

>>75661190
HA HA HA HA WE GOT YOUR TRIP, FAGGOT. WHAT YA GONNA DO?

>>75660978
here

banging viewhouse slags while drinking coors light out of bags

>>75661190
mo kill yourself please

>>75661272
You know announcing reports can also get you banned

>>75661284
My apologies then lmao

>>75661272
You really think moot is going to care that someone stole your "identity"?

>>75661302
Identity theft is illegal. Lmao i can get you in federal trouble for this. I won't tho because I enjoy your fandom <3

>>75661287
mod here, we accept your apology

this jints squad might be absolute garbage but that buster home run yesterday was priceless

>>75661397
You can't impersonate a mod

>>75661423
>>75661397
>>75661302
>>75661253
>>75661179
>>75660127
>>75659643
>>75658606
>>75658145
>>75658054
Lmao keep it up. If you fags keep posting with my trip, the trip will be banned. Lmao. Only post good content from now on.

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What did they mean by this?

>>75661633
Now post that again in October lmao. The Cubs will be in first.

>>75661633
GODDAMMIT JINTS. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER! THE NL WEST BASEMENT BELONGS TO US!!!

>>75661633
>CLE, COL and SD all low
>CWS supposed to have one of the best farms in baseball

I know prospects and minor league performance don't actually match up too well but that's pretty stark

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>best hitting 2-spot in the league

Mad at da phils?

>>75661923
Lmao now post their numbers when they regress. You're pathetic. The phillies are shit, and you have deluded yourself into thinking otherwise.

>>75661980
>MUH REGRESSION

>>75661980
Hi mo'Lester.

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*throws peanuts at your all-star*

>>75660800
>>75660835

Fuck, I forgot Sandoval

>>75662736
Doesnt he have more errors than extra base hits now?

>>75660972
what Rays fan?

>>75662636
I hope you're at the next game in Baltimore because im gonna throw live blue crabs at everyone with that retarded boston accent

>>75663129
that's a relief that >we won't just get shot the next time we go to Baltimurder

>>75663129
Gotta start going chicken necking for Red Sox outfielders at home games...

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That is very ungrateful of Jones. They were just trying to give him more ammo.

>>75663283
Low hanging fruit

3/10, apply yourself

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>>75663260
still mad? sad!

>>75663314
>mad that the roid cux got BTFO
lmao nope

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wtf i love Michael Conforto now

>bombston fans so salty they had to throw peanuts to get rid of all their salt

Remember that Bills fan that threw the dildo at tom brady? Now that was top bantz

>muh racial abuse

omg nobody cares, can we move on already? a drunk guy called someone a nigger, what's the big deal? shit happens every day in Boston

>>75663468
more like top salt, just like Adam Jones is feeling now

>mfw everyone thinks Jonesy is mad because someone threw a peanut at him but hes realky mad because Mr. Krabs stole his pearl

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

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>Bird is hurt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daily reminder that beating the Orioles is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox, Yankees, and Blue Jays fans

Daily reminder that throwing peanuts at players making far more money than they will ever make is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox fans

Daily reminder that throwing beer at players making far more money than they ever will is equivalent to winning the WS in Canada

Daily reminder that getting cast as an extra crack head in an Affleck movie is the closest a red so fan will have to a real job

>>75663733
Hey, I was "Lead Crackhead" in 'The Road', okay?

>>75663667
Reminder that the Orioles have a 3.5 game lead over the Red Sox in the beginning of May, which is equivalent to winning the WS for O's fans.

Daily reminder that screaming FAWKIN NEHGUH to a baseball player is equivalent to winning the Nobel Peace Prize for Red Sox fans

>>75663804
daily reminder that Red Sox haters can't emulate the accent for shit, even when bantering

>>75663762
Youah weah da lead crack ed in Da Road ohgkay?

>>75663838
Its hard to properly enounciate that accent if you have a full set of teeth

Daily reminder that accurately emulating an accent on a Japanese anime board is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox fans

Daily reminder that it took 60 Red Sox fans to outclass Manny Machado in one night

>>75663893
I don't see how that's possible considering that Manny Machado is the classiest guy in the MLB

Daily reminder that disrespecting a national baseball hero is equivalent to winning the World Series to Bombston Red Cucks fans

>>75663928
Did you just misclass your fanbase, Paddy?

>>75663929
Daily reminder that Mark Wahlberg making a movie about Boston getting bombed is the equivalent of winning the World Series for Red Sox fans

Im just waiting for that >rags faggot to show up bitching about AL east bantz

Daily reminder that false flagging as an Orioles fan for an hour straight shitposting about Manny Machado being the classiest player in MLB is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox fans

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>>75663972

>>75659434
>OF COURSE IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE ONE WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE THERE
Why?

Daily reminder that saying "Orange Ducks" IRL and throwing bananas at Manny Machado is equivalent to winning the World Series to Red Cucks fans

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Daily reminder that "BTFOing out" Red Sox fans on a Wapanese body pillow forum is equivalent to winning the World Series for Orioles fans.

Check and mate.

>>75664028
Fucking tanking to get those draft picks. We're starting more Rule 5 talent in the Major League than any other tanking team has done, but >we're effectively trying to do what the Cubbies and Astros did to git gud.

Daily reminder that emulating the behavior of someone less intelligent than Rocky the Orangutan is equivalent to being an alpha male to Bombston Red Cucks fans

>>75664053
Daily reminder that cucking yourself to a large black man you call "big papi" is pretty sad

>>75664053
Daily reminder that saying the best player in team history was black, all the while calling players on teams you don't like the n-word is equivalent to a classiest of classy Red Sox fan's daily activities on both 4chan and at the ballgame

Antifa is going after the Red Memes now lol. You faggots are finished now, ya done goofed

>>75663973
Tiki lost what little dignity he had after last night. He left the game thread after like the 3rd inning.

>>75664387
are they gonna send more hairy snatch amateur porn womyn?

>>75664411
based digits, spacey

>rags fans havent been a thing since 2010 so they're not used to bad teams. in 2014 they disappeared completely when the team was bad

This is a lot of daily reminders! Are you guys really gonna be posting these every day? Wow!

>>75664470
Don't thank me, thank the classy people of Boston, Massachusetts for making these self-depictions of themselves in hopes that their team will win the World Series!

>>75664053
Daily remind that red Sox fans only think one of the players in this photo should be allowed to play baseball

>>75664470
yes

>>75664470
Well, to Giant fans, beating the Dodgers really IS equivalent to winning the WS.

Daily reminder that getting swept in the first round is the equivalent of a farewell tour for Red Sox players

>>75664619
I think that's closer to SD fans, desu

>>75656562
>>75656546
>>75656299
This damage control is just what I expected from the literally classless hellhole that is Boston.

2 million gallons of molasses wasn't enough.

Don't let the Bombston/Baltipoor shitposting distract you from the fact that the Yankees are about to quietly take the AL East.

>>75656546

Fuck that nigger. Last year he was encouraging other players to not stand for the national anthem. I hope he has a career ending injury.

>>75664928
just bring up the potato famine, it's the only thing that will actually shut up the southie micks that ruin our fan base's reputation

>forecast for Philadelphia this weekend is rain every night and thunder.

Welp so much for watching baseball this weekend.

>>75665091
Adam Jones never did that you dumbass

>>75665034
>get BTFO by the blow gays
>think you'll even make the playoffs
lmao

>>75665155
That was one game, idiot. Just wait until Gary comes back and Bird isn't hurt anymore.

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>>75665034
get ready for the 2015 WCG rematch senpai

>>75665091
>tfw I share the same favorite team with this literal faggot

>>75664927
Ehhhh. Beating LA is more like watching the douchebro acting like he is hot shit, and getting turned down by a girl he swore was beneath him but an easy pull. Unfortunately, I don't know what is equivalent to winning the WS since the Dads have never won it so I have no point of reference. ;_;

>>75665217
>once we stop sucking we'll show you we dont suck anymore