WIZARDS AT CELTICS GAMETHREAD #2

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go celtics

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>too smart to play in the postseason
>NBA Championship? I prefer a doctorate degree in Harvard
>I hope professors in MIT would accept my research

Can't wait for the all new Blackish only on ABC - Very Funny

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SHOOK

>>75625576
cuck

How are second round games being played when Jazz and Clippers still havent finished their shit?

>tfw wiz were too smart to win

>>75625576
cuck

>>75625533

>Accelerating do fast into an elbow you knock your own tooth out

Get on his level Wall

God how can people enjoy memechucking? I keep hearing how its exciting and has made the game refreshing but it's fucking boring

>this bench lineup on the court

Brad don't get cute.

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My raptors would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>>75625640
>implying raps can beat plot armor

>>75625640
>My raptors
>Posts a picture of a t-rex

What did he mean by this?

>>75625533
Did he not have his mouthguard in?

>>75625612
NBA earns a shitload of money on weekend airings.

>>75625687
>canadians in charge of paleontology

>>75625612
east =/= west

>>75625706
He doesn't wear one.

Not a lot do.

>>75625706
Nope. Not all players use them.

John Wall really can't guard Isaiah Thomas whatsoever. Isn't he supposed to be an elite defensive PG?

Brad get the fucking bench off the court, jesus.

>>75625735
Isaiah is unironically a hard guard. Not everyone can be Rondo.

>The Clippers had a good season

No, Jeff

>>75625640
either or both? cuz that makes a difference, y'know

>IT throws the ball up after contact
"That's a bogus call, hate this"
>wall does the same thing
"Such a wise player"

Fuck these ESPN cucks jesus christ

>>75625576

theres a scene in the preview for next week's episode where the son gets caught making out with a white girl and the dad is like "damn get it son LOL my son gettin in on with a white girl" and its played for laughs.

what the fuck has this culture come to??? why would this be funny??

GET THE FUCKING BENCH OFF THE COURT BRAD

>>75625504
Haha I actually listen to JRE when I do cardio sometimes. But i've never taken MCT oil because I'm afraid of shitting my pants in public

John Wall status?

>>75625735
You cant guard someone who carries the ball all the time

BOMBSTON IMPLOSION

>>75625790
with jews, you lose

this is rigged

I told y'all theres no such thing as a comfortable lead.

IT has an equal amount of points and teeth

>It's a Brad Stevens plays the bench for way too much time and lets the other team get back in the game episode

THESE FUCKING FOULS

REFBALL

>>75625829
What a stat

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>It's another poorly called game so the refs call everything episode to "adjust" fairness

>live with parents at 25 cause im a loser and its expensive as fuck here
>father asks what im doing today
>well theres a game 7 nba game on
>why dont you go outside its a beautiful day
>but this is a game 7 nba game

>tfw father basically ordering me around at 25

just kill me already god, please god kill me

>white guy can't hit his free throws
defying all stereotypes

>>75625829
kek

>>75625861
you're pretty much still a child anon

>king of the 4th

more like king of being 4th best PG in the east

>>75625861
You live on the east coast?

>>75625861

Find some mates to watch the game with bruh. Still watch the game and pops won't bitch

>Local sports bars

>>75625868
>who is Biedrins

>>75625892
no bay area

>>75625861
where do you live that's so expensive?

>>75625861
Are you me?

THE BOG PILL

>those celtics qts

hnnng

>>75625861
HE WANTS TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCKING VIRGIN

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GIVE HIM SOME ALONE TIME YOU DUMB FUCK

>you will never defile those 2 qts

THAT REDHEAD ON THE RIGHT HOLY SHIT

Wow Bogdanovic did something good

BOG

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Bogdanovic?

how is that a foul?

>>75625932
>>>/tv/

>>75625917
Woof. I live in Denver and I thought our rent was bad.

Paying $800/mo for a 700 square foot 1 bedroom apartment

IRON BUT FAIR

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

I HAVE TAKEN THE BOG PILL

>>75625937
my mother is at her old white woman "indian yoga' class lel

>>75625941

>>75625940
>>75625936
screengrab pls

Some cuties.

>>75625917
asian or mexican?

>>75625941
the one on the left was infinitely superior
the right was shit

Can the refs just let them play, jesus.

>Brown
Brad wut

>>75625981

There are whites and blacks in the bay area too anon

>>75625951
>Adam Silver bows to Bodganovic
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to poses psychic abilities
>controls the NBA with an iron first

>Jaylen Brown randomly coming in

>>75625998
He's too intelligent to let them blow this lead.

>>75625861
Sad!

>>75626011
Brad makes decisions that make no sense sometimes.

Hopefully it works.

AIRBALL

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The games are so full of bullshit soft fouls its ruining basketball

is al horford elite?

>Has Bog in his name
>Doesn't call the Bogs to help him

Forgot Jaylen Brown was on the team

>>75625994

No need to compare, we all have our personal tastes :^)

media acting like isaiah losing his tooth is like he lost an immediate family member. get over it and wear a mouth guard next time

>>75626040

is m'lord a miami heat fan?

>>75626047
>Impying Silver isn't being flown out to meet with the Bogdanoffs as we speak

>>75626063
To be fair, getting a tooth knocked out can be painful as fuck

>>75626038

its a good thing that he makes decisions that sometimes we laymen don't really understand. That shows that he's coaching at a much deeper level than we can comprehend.

JAYLEN

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BOOKS

THEY SAID HE WAS A BUST AHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75626063
Once you lose a tooth it's fucking gone dude. And it's a front tooth, say goodbye to that genuine smile.

>>75625998
Brown has a BBIQ rivaled only by Ingram.

Looks like Silver turned on the magnets

Party Up is a vastly underrated song

Y'all niggas remind me of a strip club, cause everytime
You come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked

Brad >>>> Pop

THESE MEMECHUCKS

GOD DAMN

the warriors have killed the sport of basketball

>>75626132
nobody said he was a bust

JAYLAPENO BROWNIO FOR 3?!

>it's a chucking game

Fucking meme state

>3 point shots: The Game

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REMINDER

are the boston celtics a top 3-point shooting team in the nba?

wtf i love chucking now

>>75626171
(not pictured) Ben Simmons below Brown

The Celtics 3 point shooting is unsustainable as fuck

JAYLEN

COMING UP CLUTCH

CROWDER IS LOVE
CROWDER IS LIFE

it's only fun if the warriors do it

>>75626191
*gets injured*

>>75626159
when the celtics picked brown everyone was saying that dunn would've been a much better choice

>>75626193
The Warriors 3 point shooting is unsustainable as fuck

>>75626193
We have done it LITERALLY all season

It's how Brad coaches

>>75626193

man you look stupid now

everyone laugh at this idiot

why cant this bozo take care of the fucking ball

>>75626208
Getting injured was part of his plan

Wall getting bullied throughout all this game.

>>75626233
You mean it was part of the Sixers plan since their training staff is fucking garbage and they horde good talent like the Browns.

>>75626235
what's his status?

>nu-male in a Love Conquers Hate t-shirt on the wells fargo commercial

>Celtics need to make all their chucks to win at home

>>75626233
He's an injured guy

https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/858763160492294144

THE FIX IS IN

>>75626224
I'm talking throughout the series dipshit

>>75626079
It piss.

If Brad Stevens passed on his basketball knowledge to any of us, our brains would have to allocate all their energy there and we would become quadriplegics

>>75626272
>>
>teams need to hit the shots they take to win the game
great analysis

>celtics catch break with rondo injury
>celtics catch break with keef injury

worst 1 seed in NBA history. i hope their plane crashes on their way to washington,

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Why does Bradley Beal look like the fucking Green Goblin?

Isn't new England supposed to be 90% white? I only see jungle spics and nigs in the game

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>that T-Shirt

>>75626295
>Horford is going to shoot 9/12 and make a near triple double every game

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>when you're so intelligent that you're too intelligent to let your team blow a 15 point 4th quarter lead.

>>75626280
>getting blown out after a 16-0 start

>Triple H music for no reason

THIS GAME

>>75626296
U mad tho

>doubting the Celtic fighting spirit

Wall on Suicide Watch

>>75626313
New England goys like to get BLACKED every once in a while. Fun for the whole family. husband and wife

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>>75625533
FUCK YEAH

hahaha

its ogre

There's just no fucking way the Celtics make this many threes in a single game this series. Probably won't make this many through the rest of the games combined.

>>75625640
if that's supposed to be a dinosaur, then where are its feathers?

Pussy sex

>>75626296
>celtics catch break with Lebron injury
?????????

>>75626280
>that tweet
>that pure anal frustration

>spuds fan
>watching celtics bootyblast wall aND COMPANY

this is fun go C's I love dat nigga IT

Reminder the wizards blew a 16-0 lead

Wall is bitch made

>>75626376
>believing dinosaurs existed

Stay woke senpai

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>implying either of these teams could beat the Cavs

>>75626296
How can we, as fans, make a plan crash happen? Start a go fund me?

KEK

BASED IT

>>75626375
Denial: the post

horford needs 1 more rebound for a trip dub

>>75626379

I would still take lebron with a broken ankle over isaiah thomas. he could literally just stand there and make sick passes and have more of an impact on the game

>This many travels not called
This is kind of embarassing.IT just travels all the time

>>75626320
>averaged 15, 8.5, 6.5 through the first series
>add today's game to that
Kill yourself

>>75626432
>BRAD TAKES HIM OUT

wtf

that should have been a shooting foul not a blocking foul if any foul was called bad fucking reffing holy shit

>>75626447
Whine some more faggot

>>75626447
>expecting refs to call traveling

First time watching the NBA?

>>75626450
no one on this team gives a shit about stats

WEW

GG WIZSHOOKS

BASED IT
BASED MEMECHUCK

>>75626450
This isn't weststats team retard, nobody fucking cares about that shit here.

>>75626450
>Westbrook has convinced people that triple doubles matter in some way

>>75626452
refs are deathist

>>75626452
>expecting refhoop to be called fairly and correctly

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Boston Celtics 1
Washington Hufflepuffs 0

>>75626473
I don't really care about the game but they guy just travels which gives him a huge advantage

God, I would murder Doris Burke's pussy so many times over.

Anon, would you give a frontal teeth if that means your team wins the ring?

>>75626447

This. Isaiah traveled so much American Airlines just offered him a platinum rewards membership

>muh dead sister

so tired of this narrative

>>75626502
more like

>because one player gets a lot of triple-doubles they no longer mean anything

>That disgusting Mexican moustache.
IT can do better

The Wizards in 6.

>>75626536
Shut the fuck up already, you people and your complaining about the media, god damn, bunch of whiny white bitches

>>75626523
Why doesn't anyone else try traveling too? Not like the refs will call it

>>75626552
It suits his face

>>75626528
lol you got him, good one xD

>>75626560
They can't outchuck the Celtics.The Wiz need a scorer and they could form a very competitive team

>>75626560
said no one ever

A wizard is a silly mascot

>doing a whole documentary about a British former princess

>>75626568
>white

Fuck this, where's the Paul vs. Jazz tred?

>>75626523
yeah sure you don't.
you wouldn't be here if you didn't.
neck yourself spic

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>>75626522
>none of these guys are Celts anymore

>>75626592
Mascots are dumb by default

>>75626536
every. fucking. game.

every. fucking. quarter.

every time he checks into the fucking game off the bench they're talking about his stupid dead whore sister.

MUH COURAGE

>>75626626
Mad at the Celtics?

>>75626539
They matter in the sense that you can say the player who did it had a good all-around game. If you say that Horford should stay in just to try and get a meaningless rebound so he has 10 and not 9, then I don't know what to tell you.

>>75626536
I hope everyone you've ever loved dies in a car accident.

>>75626560
To beat the Celtics, you have to out rebound them

With Morris potentially out, that might not be the case, which would be devastating.

>>75626610
I am a neutral viewer.It is pretty obvious that he travles when he holds the ball for 2 straight seconds and then he bounces back.

>>75626592
better than BaDeShawn the Bullet though, right?

Why is the Celtics mascot a homeless man?

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>>75626612

>>75626592
BOOM --- fucking GOTTEM

>>75626692
it's a leprechaun you dip

>>75626688
That is the mascot of the american national team

gg wizshits

>>75626692

it's a leppercon you dumb motherfuck. It's because they rely on getting lucky from 3

>>75626673
"I am neutral viewer who is clearly assmad about the celtics beating the wizards" sure thing m8

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>>75626741
>>75626721
(((Leprechaun)))

>>75626746
I am not mad.I am pretty chill.Tomorrow I don't have to work and might get a blowie.Life couldn't be better

Cloppers gamethread where?

>>75626786
Tell your boyfriend I said hi anon

>>75626770
His name is literally Lucky the Leprechaun

>>75626831
I will

someone give me a status on John Wall

>>75626612
After the Big 3 lost their final game together I literally cried in the shower

>>75625533
how the fuck did this happen? And what even happened?

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>>75626840
>Leprechaun
Pic related is what a leprechaun looks like. The homeless man that the Celtics use that calls himself "lucky" and smokes 305's isn't a leprechaun.

>>75626960
lol'd at smoking 305's

But I used to work at a liquor store and all our homeless customers bought menthol L&Ms

>>75626877
S H O O K
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F U C K
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>>75626770
>Literal crack pipe hanging out of his mouth
Why is Boston so degenerate?

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>>75626960
>homeless
>has that /fa/ suit
You are fooling no one dicklet

JAZZ @ CLIPPERS GAMETHREAD
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>>75627013
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>>75627013
get tf in here boys

>>>75627028
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>>75626877
mental midget

>>75626296
>holding it against a team when a player on the opposing squad gets hurt

wut? like the Celtics willed it to happen or something? fuck off retard, injuries are a part of the game and something every player and team has to deal with. no one gave a flying fuck when Avery Bradley went down in the playoffs early in the Atlanta series, even though it fucking changed the Celtics offense entirely.

>>75626375
They had 10 straight games with 15+ threes in the season. They set the franchise record for 3s in a game. I think 3s in a season too. This is the best 3 point shooting team in Celtic history

>>75626392
>celtics fan
>always enjoy watching the spuds
>kawhi low key my favorite player not on the Celtics

cheers nigga id love to see our teams in the finals

Not gonna lie it's fucking hilarious watching casual boston haters whine about 3 pointers as if they've never seen this celtics team play before

>>75626447
Its the fuckin NBA dipshit, this your first game? Every "superstar" player travels constantly and everyone knows the only players who do get called for travels are the unmarketable guys and low tier players.

Shit I've seen more travels called this year, that weren't even travels, than legit travels.

>>75627634
>>75626392
That's called the SPC Broship my friends.

>>75626626
yeah man that would be such a fucking tragedy having a younger sibling die. fuck him right?