Who am I kidding, of course the Milan clubs will choke! edition
Serie A Thread
>Friday, 28 April
20:45 Atalanta - Juventus
>Saturday, 29 April
20:45 Torino - Sampdoria
>Sunday, 30 April
12:30 Roma - Lazio
15:00 Cagliari - Pescara
15:00 Crotone - Milan
15:00 Bologna - Udinese
15:00 Palermo - Fiorentina
15:00 Genoa - Chievo
15:00 Empoli - Sassuolo
20:45 Inter Milan - Napoli
League table
>>75539736
>20:45 Torino - Sampdoria
>12:30 Roma - Lazio
>15:00 Genoa - Chievo
>20:45 Inter Milan - Napoli
This is what's worth watching if you're neutral
>>75539736
>00:03:40 new thread
Why though
>>75539736
>reading the journals
>half of the team is leaving for milan teams
music for this feel?
>>75541589
sorry this isn't /mu/
>>75541589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAJOUA5Uuo
>>75541698
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
epl today gave me cancer
need to watch something that resembles football
>>75541847
Atalanta - Juve has the makings of being one cracker of a match desu
>>75541949
sweet it's tomorrow already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozdI02RtTk
goodbye, and thanks for all
Dubs for Atalanta
>>75546722
What have you done!
Introducing - The Double Maskā¢
>>75548276
>no pic
Fuck I need sleep badly
>thread 15 hours early
Can someone make me a better Napoli pepe than this? I will put whatever you want as my twitter bio if you do.
>>75539736
>jj logo is going to be officially used next season
>>75553308
maybe they will start making Dab Universities in Turin too.
>>75539736
Bacca is just crap now. I think he has colombian footballer syndrome where you become shit the moment you hit 30
>>75540882
>genoa chievo
lol
>>75547027
I really hope >we lose or draw today
Fuck Milan and Inter desu
>>75541589
What do you mean?
>>75555885
Not him but as far as I know
Dzeko is linked with Milan
Manolas with Inter
>>75555912
Oh yeah I heard the rumour about Dzeko. That's not half the team though. Maybe he's exaggerating a bit.
>>75552628
Put the words PORCO DIO in your twitter bio
>>75556239
top fucking jej
>>75540882
>Genoa - Chievo
>worth watching
*buys the league*
F O R Z A I N T E R
J U V E M E R D A
so, will atalanta play a good game, now that they're racing for EL, or will they just keep on selling their players to juve? make your choice gasperini
also inb4 gabigol scores 3 against napoli
>>75556616
you mean
F O Z Z A I N D A
Are there any livestreams for Serie D to find on the internet? Are the Serie D games even filmed at all?
>>75556779
Why do you want to see the Serie D?
You can see some important matches here: http://sportube.tv/seried
>>75556632
when we'll win CL again we will produly shout FOZZA INDA, don't worry
>>75556779
highly doubt that
>>75555885
>strootman
>manolas
>rudiger
are all linked with inter and
>dzeko
with milan
>>75556849
take it nice and slow, try to beat the likes of crotone first
>>75556886
unlike your new DS, those players are fucking trash. If Monchi decides to get rides of those losers and get proper players I suggest you kiss his feet
>>75556922
dzeko and manolas are actually good players but I hope they are selling them to don't let nainggolan go
>>75556899
are you a buyern fan, fellow kraut?
You have Ā£300k to spend.
Would you rather buy 1 x A Barzagli, or 1 x Ferrari F12 and have Ā£60k left over?
>>75556960
Isn't Nainggolan going to Chelsea?
>>75556960
inb4 inda buys nainngolan and makes up the most tamarro trio with icardi and perisic
>>75556848
Thank you.
I just found out that the hometown of my father (pic related) is playing Serie D and just wanted to see them play one time. I don't know how much to expect from Serie D though.
>>75556971
nein
>>75556990
>tamarro
>>75556988
not if they are not forced to sell him; the club needs something around 50/60 mln and needs to get rid of some heavy wages, if they do that by selling overrated players to stupid teams like milan ones, they may keep ninja
>>75557031
how was your european cup?
>post new kit
>pretend it was an accident
>see how customers react
Genius marketing right there Jj
>>75557194
Got to the finals where the Moors cheated >us out of the trophy with some African lad
>>75556886
>strootman
Just buy Pellegrini instead. He is better anyway. Plus he is younger and italian.
>Nainggolan, Paredes, Pellegrini, De Rossi, Gerson, Mazzitelli
That would be a strong midfield. There is no need for an overrated player like Kessie.
>manolas
Sell him, RĆ¼diger and Fazio + Juan Jesus, Marchizza (and Castan?) are enough to be honest.
>rudiger
Don't sell him, he will be the next Boateng (and i am not just talking about his skin colour)
>dzeko
I wouldn't sell him, but if he will be sold, take back Sanabria, he is not shit, he just didn't got a chance. Also Tumminello seems to have the potential to become a good player. He can take place on the bench, he is not too shit for it.
Roma doesn't need transfers like Kessie for 30+ Million. Roma won't win any title anyway, no matter if they pay the second highest salaries of the league or only maybe the 4th or 5th highest. In two years you will have 4 starters for the Champions League anyway, won't you?
Also, Peres can leave in my opinion, too. There is no need for a shitty rb like him if Florenzi is fit. And there is no way that Nura is worse than him, so he could be Florenzis backup.
>it's another 'Allegri puts the best lineup before the CL' episode
>>75557238
how about 2016
>>75557533
I'm French, born and raised in the Savoie
>>75557559
>>75557238
>>75557559
>is french
>calls protuguese people moors and africans
Kek
You have maybe like 10% whites in your team.
>>75557484
>not putting kean, lemina, rincon and neto to cuck ac milan and inter milan
fuck him
>>75540882
Roma-Lazio
Inter-Napoli
>>75539736
>Who am I kidding, of course the Milan clubs will choke!
I hope so, in order to play in EL for the fifth consecutive year.
Forza Viola!
>>75557238
>Moors
>>75557610
>>75557676
You got me there
>allegro wants to trade lemina with desciglio
why?
>>75557851
>allegro wants to trade lemina with desciglio
>why?
It's pretty clear that max doesnt rate lemina, isn't it?
>>75557005
t. Mille Petrozza
>>75557862
>he doesn't rate lemina
no seriously why does he give memenic so many chances eventhough he always plays like shit but let lemina rot on the bench?
>>75557937
did you just say that pjanic should be benched for lemina?
ffs
>>75557252
agreed with everything, let's just hope nainggolan and rudiger stay and that monchi is as good as newspaper and /sp/ told me
>>75557993
he's obsessed by pjanic. maybe a bosnian fucked his little sister
>>75557993
yes lemina should start ahead of memenic
How the fuck can Roma be hit with FFP all the time when they don't spend shit and sell tons of key playerS?
>>75558005
I think Sevilla is the Roma of Spain.
So they will most likely continue with buying "nonames" and selling them for more after one or two seasons. I don't think Monchi is a good guy for a team that wants to win an important title one day. Just as Spalletti is not a good coach for a team that is not already strong enough to win a title. (Don't get me wrong, he is a great coach, but maybe not for a club in the size of Roma).
>>75558637
their financial was a mess with a lot of debts
they almost went bankrupt before palota bought them
>>75558637
Totti's retirement fund
>>75557673
Forza Viola
>>75541589
Your shitty players are leaving.
>Strootman
>Torn ACL
we don't want his ugly ass at Inter.
>>75558885
>we
>>75558885
>we
Just had sex lads
>>75560279
Get the fuck off my board you fucking normie
>>75560317
Says the frogposter
Wew lad
>>75541589
>he believes Gazzetta lies
in the last few months Inter has been linked with
>Conte
>Simeone
>Mpappe
>Fabinho
>Bakayoko
>Manolas
>Nainggolan
>Strootman
>Rodriguez
>FUCKING MESSI
they're just making stuff up to cover the utter embarassment the milanese clubs are
i'm not saying noone is leaving, Manolas seems as good as gone but
a) i doubt he'll go to Inter if prem clubs are interested as they seem to
b) 30+ millons for a 26 yo CB is great money anyway
>>75560279
w-what it feels like?
>>75560690
bags of salty milk and coins
>>75556984
Barzaglione all day erry day
>meelan want pellegrini
>30 million
>turns out the be another bertolacci
Juventus: Buffon, Dani Alves, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro, Pjanic, Khedira, Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic, Higuain.
Atalanta: Berisha, Toloi, Caldara, Masiello, Spinazzola, Freuler, Cristante, Conti, Kurtic, Hateboer, Gomez.
>>75561286
>no turnover
what the fuck is acciughina doing
>>75561297
Whatever the fuck I want, puttana maiala
>>75561286
>not even 1 reserve
holy shit
>>75561320
>filename
>>75557937
Come on now, we know you hate the man but are you going to deny he played perfect matches against Barcelona in both legs?
>>75560279
You don't seem to be very happy about it Ausbro, what happened?
>>75561490
>it's a Slovakian saving my webm's episode
Papu memes edition
>>75561814
No Ā©opyright or watermark, you only have yourself to blame
>>75561958
>Tolisso refusing to go to Napoli because he watched Gomorra and now is scared by the city
top kek
>>75562054
can't blame him desu
http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Napoli/28-02-2016/napoli-insigne-rapinato-centro-mi-hanno-puntato-pistola-faccia-140823291746.shtml
>>75561958
I wish I could speak italian so I could fully immerse myself in papu's memeing
Please tell me you didn't fall for the Caldera meme guys...
He can't actually be a good young Italian CB, right?
>>75562159
where tf are you from?
>>75562159
>He can't actually be a good young Italian CB
why?
>>75561988
Papu and her literally when?
>>75562159
Caldara - next Cannavaro
Rugani - next Barzagli
Romagnoli - white Ogbonna
>>75562222
Never, she's taller than him
>atalanta unironically want to buy this neandethal
>>75562341
>qualify for EL
>yeas, thid Cardiff flop is exactly the kind of reinforcement we need
Atalanta is a nice team, I want them to win la
>>75560384
Jewventus fan spotted
Can someone please turn this Jewish Merchant into a Juventus fan?
I'll be forever grateful.
>>75562372
>it's a Antonio Percassi sells everyone from the academy and replaces them with mongs from the Slovenian second division episode
>>75562441
Working on it, may I offer this little piece of art meanwhile?
>>75562441
>amerishart sfinter (((fan)))
can't make this shit up
Spending the Pogba money on Higuain seems like a waste to me. I know he scores Serie A goals and the transfer weakened Napoli, but for Ā£70m you could get a striker that affects the big games. It's not a coincidence that Higuain doesn't have a CL knockout goal this season. And only has 2 knockout goals in his career.
>>75562441
>>75562447
where will Papu go? the guy is playing an amazing season
>>75562466
and I'm sure you're born and raised in Turin.
>Atalanta unironically has a player named "Hateboner"
>>75562372
he has even been a flop here in our shit tier league
>most expensive player in our leagues history
>still can't manage to bag over 10 goals in a team vastly superior to literally any other
he's so unbelievably shit you wouldn't begin to understand it
the fact that he gets time for our NT makes my blood boil
>>75562488
I love you
>>75562474
>I know he scores Serie A goals and the transfer weakened Napoli
Well then, where exactly is the problem? Strikers go for ridiculous prices these days, why splashing the same money on some flavour of the month memer like Belotti and hope it turns out well? If a poacher flops, you're basically left with useless shit on high contract.
There are several other players in Juve squad who can decide CL matches, and Higuain still played better match in both legs against Barcelona than any of MSN
>>75562521
>Atalanta unironically has a player named "two onions"
>>75562491
Probably to something like Liverpool or Inter, get misused, and flop.
>>75556984
can I have barzagli sit in the cuddle couch and cuddle me while I sit on his lap?
>>75562525
Bought him in Football Manager like three years ago (don't remember the team) and he couldn't score a header to save his life despite being a two meter behemoth. Disliked him ever since kek
>>75562441
>>75560384
simeone is true. HIs son "confirmed" that he was buying a home in milano
>You now remember Gasperini's tenure in Inter
what part of atalanta are you from lads? born and raised in viale venezia here
who /fantacalcio/ here?
>>75562688
*not a lot of room to add stuff
SOON
>>75562746
same
>>75562746
dalmine
>>75562770
Would be a waste of money. You could try buying an actual good player like Brandt or something, el slovacko
>>75562797
But Sanchez is elite and in his prime, you never know how these young talents like Brandt adjust after transfering
triggers me hard when people pronounce Chile as "chili"
its chee-leh
>>75562840
>Americlaps lecturing people about other countries
Now I've truly seen it all
>>75562840
CHI
>>75562819
Sanchez only looks good because he is one of the 2 only good players Arsenal have (along the polack). He is just Barca-bech level. Glorified Pedro
>>75562840
It is actually tex-us
>Square
>>75562840
>its chee-leh
chile is a free nation and gets to be whatever it wants. You can't decide for everyone else burgerland
>>75562875
>Sandeh
>Mandeh
>Toosdeh
>Whensdeh
You just know this weekend is going to be filled with patrician 0-0's after the madness of last weekend
>>75562546
Messi was good in the first leg. Even when you watch Higuain in Serie A you can see his limitations. Physically he looks shit, I suppose the hairline doesn't help. It's just really obvious that Serie A is his level and he's never going to step up for big European games. For that kind of money you want someone that can create something out of nothing and he doesn't do that. I think that's why Juve will just fall short of the CL this season. Which annoys me because I want anyone but Real to win it.
>>75562862
He carries Arsenal all by himself despite not being suited for Wenger's style (or Barcelona's, for that matter). He's a fast, direct winger with good finishing, not a short-passing creator. Wanted him at Juve ever since his Udinese days. He might be 28 or something already, but he's built like more agile and fast Tevez, definitely has 4 more years left in the tank
>>75562817
Gonzalo I'm putting you on a 3 carb diet
>chiello
lads LADS, I did a thing
>>75562856
i lived in utrecht for 9 months and i loved it very much.
>>75562885
what?
>>75562976
I spent a semester at Berkeley and thought the whole social justice thing was a meme
It wasn't
JJUST
PAPU>>>>Messi and Penaldo
>>75563015
what's "the whole social justice thing"?
Atalanta have their dick out and fully inserted into Juventus.
YES! YES!
Fuck Milan and fuck Inter
>poopventoos
>no turnover
>lose
wew lad
hi what did i miss
why is juventus' strong lineup losing to literal whos
ATALANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEWVENTUS MERDA somebody please fix that jewish merchant and give him a Jewventus jersey
>Conti scored AGAIN
He cant be stopped
>>75562927
Messi created two chances and attempted 4 shots in Turin, one being accurate. Naturally it's difficult to come up with something against Juve defence, but it was a mediocre performance at best. Higuain had more shots on target in first match alone than entire Barca had over two legs, one of those could have gone in if Lel Stegen spilled spaghetti.
>Physically he looks shit
"Looks" being the keyword, he's both fast and strong. More effective up front than your average attacking manlet you can push over with one finger. Sure his record in CL isn't to brag about, but that's not what he was bought for. Juve can lift the trophy without him scoring once in knockout matches thanks to their concentration stemming from league being decided ages ago - thanks to Higuain.
Atalanta confrimed better than Farcelona by the way
https://www.datingariane.com/
>neither of the bilanese clubs will see europe next season
>>75563069
and fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>>75539736
atalanta academy is no joke. maybe benefit of being the only non-shit team in the area
>>75563095
>implying >we care
We're letting Atalanta stay above you
>>75563095
>Cheering for Inter getting fucked out of Europe
>Intercuck logic
>>75562976
you've meddled enoug in Chile's affairs. chile, chili, chi-lee, socialism, it's their decision to make not yours
juve is clearly losing on purpose because they want their satellite team to join EL and maximize profits
Atalanta [1] - 0 Juventus
Conti Goal from a Gomez assist
>>75563041
Talking about safe spaces and white cisgendered privilege and stuff with a straight face. The Netherlands are pretty liberal as a country, but those people where just acting like a total parody of the democrats during the US elections.
I still had tons of fun, but it was a bit weird desu
>>75562959
>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC lists me, my nurses, and Lisa here, but only one lil egg rowl
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can walk. Who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS
>>75563015
no shit
>>75562974
>giving yourself a you
my handiwork is relevant lads
>>75563268
forgot pic
>>75563268
This is some wizard-level meme'ing
>>75562974
>>75563268
>>75563302
Nice work
>>75563212
did that guy just nutmeg barzagli? Who was he?
Are Juve, dare I say it, gonna choke the league?
>>75556239
Fuck i guess i have to do it
>>75563349
papu
how can convince Hiro to perma ban Slovakia?
>it's a kick Dybala to the ground episode
>>75563439
>getting banned
>on 4chan
>TFW put a Ā£10 fivefold acca on and Juve were the only team I doubted, just checked the score. WTF HIGUAN YOU CUNT
>>75563138
D-DELETE THIS
>>75563439
show him this Juve game
>The Monegasques are watching, you must play as if you were shit
BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI
PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI PUCCI
Two literal goals saved by Bergamasca over 60s
>>75563481
>>75563487
It's own goal you retards
name a better CB than boipucci
>>75563481
>>75563514
>the city of me
>it's a Juve loanee scores own goal for Juve episode
ah yes. made me think
>Juve loanee scoring an per goal
Insidie job
Atalanta 1 - [1] Juventus
Special Agent Spinazzola Own Goal from a Pjanic Free Kick
>>75563514
SPINI SPINI SPINI SPINI SPINI SPINI SPINI
DONT LET ME DOWN GIANLUIGI
>>75563122
why tho?
>>75563527
>>75563534
at least Juve does things openly.
>>75563557
He seems devasted by this unintentional mistake :^)
>>75563527
>>75563534
>mfw any news from napolel will unironically say this
ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL
Reminder Cuadrado has more premier league winners medals than Stevie G despite never playing a full 90 minutes
era penal
It was penalty and straight red card.
>Ho quasi piĆ¹ piacere nel vedere la Juve perdere che nel fare l'amore con la mia ragazza. La volgaritĆ delle strisce zebrate ben si addicono a una vecchia(ccia) signora.
NO ERA
NO ERA
NO ERA
>>75563664
t. Giacinto Facchetti
Which official did Juve forget to bribe?
>no era
>>75563639
And he's probably pawned that medal for weed money already
>rubentus
guys what the fuck i was just meming so far and only just turned on the match but what the fuck is kurtic and hateboer's position holy shit lmao
>Dybala
>playmaker
>>75563731
A lot of effort went into this post, it deserves recognition
>>75563772
thanks slovakbro
>>75563800
Damn nearly a Khedira bloot
*blocks your path*
Is 16,000 supporters a lot for Italian football?
This is the literal fourth miracle by Berisha.
Higuain is fucking shit. There I've said it.
>inb4 he scores and points at the camera and its like he's looking directly at me
Do I bet on a draw to recoup my losses
*heils siegly**
>>75563890
Juve scores from a deflected shot/from a corner at 89'
>>75563890
Stop gambling
>Ghoulam to Milan basically confirmed
decent I guess. He's a reall left-back instead of a fake left back like de sciglio which is good for them. It's better than seeing him move to some shit team like Everton
>>75563890
No. penalty in the last minute, if quadrado can't solve this problem.
>>75563899
Shock move to Lazio for "personal reasons" confirmed
Dybala's not going to be there long is he?
I think he'll move to Barca next summer.
>"and Dybala's lunged in!"
>commentator confuses the Argentinian with the black guy
Memes.
wait, is hateboer playing as a striker?
>>75563939
Barca have massive debt and might actually get dethroned soon due to their batshit retarded board soon. Everyone says it's impossible but they said the same about the Mulan clubs
>>75563939
I think he's staying
How a team that depends on Quadrado for creativity dominates serie A and reaches CL semis is beyond me.
Allegri is world class.
>>75563934
he's like 10 times the player De Sciglio is, pretty happy if true
>>75563976
budget Pandev
>I rate Dybala
>>75563939
They can hardly afford to pay for Messi's new contract, let alone sign off on a new marquee signing
Ah yes, Lichstenier to save the game
>>75563939
>Dybala's not going to be there long is he?
Dybala isn't going to leave, Juve can probably afford to renew him again in two years offering 10mil+. He's already at 7 and Juve have some dead weight to clear and their finances are improving every year.
Also when Dybala talks he only talks about staying becoming a legend, he said something along the lines of he could be treated by the fans how they treat Del Piero that'd be a great career.
>>75563978
>>75563984
Suarez will be moved on soon. Dybala is a good replacement. Maybe move Messi back inside.
Mods asleep post Dybala's
>>75563935
>>75563926
>>75563921
I shall listen to you lads
>>75563991
What about antomemeli?
>>75564058
he's always injuried, also old.
>>75564058
he probably fucked montella's wife or daughter or something. He's leaving for sure
>>75563991
same, I just hope de shitlio doesn't go to juve cause I'm 100% convinced that he'll suddenly turn into a world class left back as soon as he leaves
>>75564058
he's decent but he's always injured and he's getting old
>>75563986
>bast dost is unironically topscorer in the alberto barbosa league
>>75564076
>left back
Juve would force him to play back on the right, we don't need left backs with Sandro and Asamoah behind him.
ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI BASED DANI
>>75564028
Doesn't necessarily means he intends to do what he's saying publicly, but I choose to believe him. There's no reason for him to leave besides media exposure he would get at Barca or Real
>>75564049
Will do
>>75564076
>I'm 100% convinced that he'll suddenly turn into a world class left back as soon as he leaves
he'll get better but he wont learn learn how to cross, you cant learn that shit at 25 if you didnt before
Why can't you do that Herrera REEE
>>75564096
just fucking watch it
DANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>75564105
if he plays like he's playing right now he'd be 3rd choice behind lichtsteiner even at right back
>>75564120
Herrera is just a gay (and worse) version of Carrick
>i left Alves on the bench
epic
>>75564113
ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES
That assist though
>>75564107
stop shitposting here and come back to your autistic overrated meme league
Funny how Dani did in 4 mins as RW what Cuadrado couldn't do in 79.
>papoop
BASED DANI
Is he playing in Cuadrado's position?
>>75563580
you did it
>>75564143
>cant enjoy football played in a different country
>>75564143
S E E T H I N G
>>75564148
Lmao yeah >>75564145
>>75562246
>Never, she's taller than him
And uglier too.
petagna looks like cr7 but fat
>>75564113
Dybala just seems to have fallen in love with Juventus, his smile when he renewed his contract the way he's treated by the fans he can be immortal at Juventus, but would be just another Barca/Madrid player.
>>75564136
Licht would probably go if they sign him, but I don't really want him with Pol Lirola waiting in the wings after next season.
>>75563845
Massive given the economy.
>>75564150
Still not over yet !!
GIGI
>>75563649
q;^P
Atalanta 1 - [2] Juventus
Dani Alves Goal from a Pjanic Assist
>tfw Allegri genius tictocs where you take a winger and sub him for a fullback ends up leading to a goal
>>75564143
hang yourself
>>75564178
Just give him the #10 already!
>>75564158
oh you finally realized how shitty is your league
>>75564166
Big if true
>>75564199
If they don't sell him he'll be #10 next year for sure.
>that defending
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>75564189
KEK
E
K
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75564180
Was a legit question, wasn't trying to bully you Italy
fucking jewve, the only match you needed to win
Customers are SEETHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST DEFENSE IN THE WORLD THEY SAY
>>75563978
Barca are integrated with regional govt. in ways Milan couldn't be. (inb4 prez berlu). They'll never go down.
NYETTTTTT
>Freuler
wut le fug :DDDD
>>75564225
>>75564199
He doesn't want the 10 from what he has said, they offered it to him last summer. He wanted to keep 21 because of Pirlo and Zidane. The 10 being open would be interesting if they bring Verratti in because I'm sure he would take it even if he is a midfielder if he doesn't it could help draw another name to Juve because of the allure.
RIGGED TO KEK MULANS
it was coming
How many will Mbappe score past these frauds?
4??
5???
>>75546722
ITS HAPPENING
>>75564278
wtf I hate Panama now
>>75564267
Didn't he say
>I need to earn the number 10 first
That's what I thought.
Jjust as planned
Gasperini is a god
>>75564267
>even if he is a midfielder
REEEE the 10 is a midfielders number. stupid yank watching to much non-patrician football where faggots on the wing and strikers have #10
You guys told me Jeep FC were good.
>>75564278
>>75546722
>22
>2:2
It was set in stone all along
>>75564315
But Verratti is more like a 5 m8
Atalanta [2] - 2 Juventus
Freuler Goal
CHE CUORE ATALANTA
>Barzagli scores OG to cuck the city of Milan
Is he dare I say it, our guy?
>>75564315
10 is the trequartista(*tips*) number. Nither a midfielder nor a striker
Dreams over lads, no curry takeout tonight
>>75564320
Best team to fuck things up at the last minute, see Bayern Juve in the last CL.
>>75564277
I don't he will score once, Juve kept Messi harmless and went on to score two against Real some days later
>>75564315
Yea, but Verratti is a deep lying midfield like those lads who wear 6 or 8 a regista wearing 10 would look odd even if he does it for Italy.
You now remember Stankovic
>>75564337
pfffff ahaha
Atalanta deserved the point tonight
>>75564332
#5 is more for guys like Kessie. If anything Veratti is #8 or #4 according to Allegri's numberautism book which i flipped trough once
>>75564341
nowadays those are pretty much extinct though and then you'd be unable to get a #1-#11 lineup.
HAHATIMEFORROMA.JPG
>>75564337
>>75564339
L-LEGITIMATE
>Intercucks
>Memelan
>>75564347
Juve kept Messi out because they showed a bit of respect. Zidane thought everything would be ok if he left Messi with a massive space to run into and only Le Never Get Sent Off Man to stop him.
Just wanna point out if any other team in Serie A didn't get that pen call everybody would be bitching that the league is rigged for Juventus and they get the most pens (which is statistically wrong anyway)
>>75564358
you now remember Neuer storming out of his goal and doing his sweeper keeper meme and heading the ball to stankovic who then fired it in goal from the circle, but then inter went on to lose 5-1 against >schalke
>>75564358
>Stankovic
I will never forget his Champions League goal against Neuer.
You know which one i am talking about.
>>75564417
>always the victims
kys
>>75564386
Allegri's thesis on midfield roles for those interested: http://documentslide.com/documents/characteristics-of-three-midfielders-in-a-three-man-midfield.html
Atalanta cost me $100
>>75564417
don't worry, we are used to it
>>75564459
Then move away from Atlanta if it's too expensive there.
>Been ridding refs for 5 years now
>Suddenly start crying
Kek worst than madrid/barca/bayern
>>75564417
That would be refreshing, never heard it before *wink*
>>75564337
>Barca couldn't score on this
>>75564448
Unironically going to read this, thanks Dutchbro
>>75564448
Thanks mate I forgot where I read it once. I should read it seriously once because I'm trying to understand the tactics more. It's pretty fun to do.
Pro-tip: if you want to understand midfields watch Crystal Palace, Big Sam has the best simple yet effective set-up.
>>75564542
Go to bed after, please.
>>75564579
>implying I won't spam parts of that thesis all over the board as soon as I'm done reading it
>>75564417
based
You know remember Rodney Strasser and the Germ.. I mean Russ... I mean Kazakhstani Merkel, the future Milan midfield.
>plebs still think say the league is juvewinslol
This proves that good teams are competitive.
>>75562054
Tolisso costs too much for Napoli anyway, Juve and PSG are on him.
>>75564865
it's literally juvewinslol you mong
>>75564337
Fuck man, so much luck. How many deviations were there?
>>75564935
It isn't Juves fault the other teams have no fucking idea how to run a club or Roma choking an 11 pt lead in the league last year. Napoli could've won the league as well if they didn't get raped by Simone fucking Zaza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovOlChXl58
Spielverlagerung is good for tactical analyses
>>75564935
And here's the retard in denial.
We win because we are better, the only thing that's holding your shit back is yourself.
>>75564944
>"deviazioni"
>deviations
t. Enrico Rossi-Bianco
>>75565618
My football related technical slang is pretty poor, I don't even know all the positions.
>>75565338
Dybala said it best this year.
"Milan fans have been complaining about Juventus for six years or so," Dybala told Mediaset.
"We are used to it. They should try something else rather than always complain about referees.
"I wonder if anyone will mention [Cristian] Zapata's foul on me in the first half that should have been a penalty... You have to be honest.
>>75564448
>http://documentslide.com/documents/characteristics-of-three-midfielders-in-a-three-man-midfield.html
>>>
broken link, got a fixed one?
>>75566424
wut
it's working for me
>>75566424
Still working for me as well la
>>75565724
>for six years
Dybala is an underage faggot and should shut up
Italian Football has complained about Jewventus for decades
>>75570886
Italians complain too much in general. Man U got a ride for decades in prem league but they don't burn the league down over it. Milan clubs have been run like a circus for years. That's why they aren't winning.
>>75570886
TI AMO, TI AMO CAMPIONATO
>>75571080
That's true, Juve sure has the best management, funny thing for a Palermo fan they have Barzagli and Dybala but also Paratici is Marotta's right hand and he played with us in serie C, he was one of the worst player we had in recent years but now he is a key figure in european football
>>75571080
Except not really
Calciopoli, Ronaldo disallowed penalty in 1998, Il gol di Turone, Il gol di Muntari etc. are very much real things
>>75564337
>italian defending
>>75571427
Inter and Milan have sold their club out to china. Sums up their level of integrity. They should be thrown out of the league.
>>75561509
It was alright, was just kind of drunk and tired from a long day. Plus first time with someone is always a bit weird/awkward (for me so far anyway)
>>75571427
Farsopoli was all a farsa, all the rest are things that happen constantly in football and to everyone, as the the goal of Matri after the Muntari one demonstrates.
It's incredible how much of a sore loser you are.
>>75571427
>Turone
The original: anche quest'anno viinciamo l'anno prossimo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJwAh0RcNYY
>Roma-Lazio will never be played on a weekend night again
i know it's entirely justified by the apeshit behaviour from both stets of fans, but a derby at midday just doesn't have the same charm
> juve loses against torino, roma and crotone, draws against blogna
> roma wins all the games now on
>post yfw roma is champion
>>75579788
as a Roma fan myself, wew lad
just wew
>>75579808
also forza lazio
except salah good for my fantacalcio
today frontpages
>>75579910
>>75579923
project of Empoli's new stadium
>>75580203
>>75580229
cool your enthusiasm cause this too will have coloured seats like the Dacia Arena
>>75580264
>curva sud
but thats not the olimpico
>>75580301
>implying it is a copyrighted definition invented by Roma
nearly every stadium has got his Curva Sud m8
>>75580264
>>75580362
colourful seats to give illusion when the stadium is empty
>>75580301
Nearly every stadium has a curva sud la
>>75580362
>>75581138
I was merely pretending la's
Sunday will be the most calcio kino fixture
Lazio beating Roma
Milan losing to Crotone
Purple > Pink demolition job
Napoli beating Inter, and Icardi threatens to leave
>>75583028
l-l-lewd
>>75583087
*blocks your path*
>>75583087
Waste of money for Inter 2bh.
But I still don't get how the fuck Roma can get so little revenue and are forced to sell everyone every year
>that feel when Milan is falling for the Kessie meme
no pleae i'm tired of big nigs in midfield, i want players that can actually dribble and pass decently
>>75583170
Bonaventura+Kessie+Fabregas would be good balance.
But maybe something like Bonaventura+Cyprien+Kucka is better.
>>75583087
oh hey add another to the list >>75560384
this is getting ridiculous
>>75583117
Roma did some pretty shitty business in the near past, plus some players are on ridicolous wages
that doesn't mean they have to sell half their team like the rumors suggest
>>75583204
dunno, the guy has "le young african kid that makes one good season and never develops" written all over him imo, hope i'm wrong.
>>75583233
yeah I was wondering. But with that weird ass owner that is going to buy for a new stadium you never know, he might use it as an excuse to sell everyone, i don't trust him at all.
>>75583237
yeah true. But i think the rumours are bullshit since Montella doesn't use destroyers that often.
>>75583237
Just like Kingsley Coman and Renato Sanches
>>75583170
meelan will overpricely buy pellegrini
>>75583270
many don't, but for now he's been a pretty solid owner
if the stadium finally comes through it's gonna be a huge step forward, so i'm pretty content
>>75583270
>Montella doesn't use destroyers that often.
He always fields at least one of Kucka/Pasalic, he always uses at least one big guy in midfield now
>>75583279
>Just like Kingsley Coman
exactly, he gives me the same vibes Koman gave me, i never watched Sanches before Bayern (aside from those few minutes in the Euro) so i dont know about him
Seeing as Juve dropped points this weekend, it's already GUARANTEED that Roma won't win.
>>75583334
yeah but Kucka offers at least a little bit going forward, unlike kessie. more of a boxtobox
>>75583319
pellegrini is good but anything over 15 million will be too much. But that probably means Roma are going to buy Kessie if Pellegrini gets sold.
But if Roma are actually selling a couple they should sell Paredes first since he is bang average and some meme-team like Everton or Arsenal would probably offer them something stupid like 20 million.
>>75583448
>yeah but Kucka offers at least a little bit going forward, unlike kessie
you what mate? KessiĆØ has 6 goal and 4 assists so far this season
>>75583542
what the fuck
>>75583334
If you want to know how Sanches is doing, read this: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/28/dele-alli-twitter-loneliness-cautionary-tale-renato-sanches
>>75583087
>literally every Roma player is rumored to sfinter
this is getting out of hand very rapidly
>>75583657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV-AM64_rdk
>>75583712
don't worry, they will end up wiht Mazzitelli, Paredes and Bogdan Lobont
>>75583700
>He follows only two people: Ronaldo and Ricardo Quaresma. Heās never replied to a single message. The last time he used an actual human word was in October 2016.
kek
>>75583717
Milan should get him. He's exactly the kind of player needed in the midfield. Missing Diawara and Zielinski last year was a big mistake. Especially Diawara.
What the fuck Frank? That's not a Atalanta jersey.
You now remember Keisuke Honda
>>75558863
hi, my austrian friend
/trans/fer roundup
>Agent of Marco Verratti could meet Juventus ahead of Champions League semi-finals
Chelsea and AS Roma face transfer blow as Kessie reaches verbal agreement with AC Milan
>Tottenham have joined Chelsea and AC Milan in race to sign Napoli star Fauzi Ghoulam who is contracted with the Serie A giants until 2018 but has no intention to sign a new deal with his club
ā¬40m Inter, Chelsea, PSG target Kostas Manolas will leave Roma in June
>Roma back in race for Man United, Inter Spurs target Patrick Schick
Inter meet with Chelsea and Juve target Bernardeschi, costs more than ā¬40m
>>75583700
SAD!
>>75584404
yameroooooooooooooooooooo
bernardeschi is a meme
>0-0
>0-0
>0-0
>0-1
MUH EPL BEST LEAGUE
>>75584631
we catenaccio now
who /giulia mizzoni/ here?
>>75584873
muh dick
>>75584873
I'm rather a /Leotta/ guy myself
>>75584631
and a 17th place Leicester eliminated Sevilla and topped a group in the champions league
Stop taking results so literally, you fucking retard
>>75584976
she's got that KDog look on her eyes and lips
>>75585089
at least she's not on 135k and knows what to do with (foot)balls
>>75585089
>Do 1 good game against Arse
>Hyped do shit because he's black and media is full if real life cuckolds
>sold for 40m valuation and huge wage
>Is actually on par with Marrone and Muntari in terms of skill.
Makes u think.
>it's an official club social media being months behind on memes episode
>>75587629
I thought Pablo Osvlado retired
>>75583700
>https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/28/dele-alli-twitter-loneliness-cautionary-tale-renato-sanches
this article was great. id read that book
TORINO (4-2-3-1): Hart; Zappacosta, Rossettini, Carlao, Avelar; Baselli, Acquah; Iago Falque, Ljajic, Boye; Belotti.
SAMPDORIA (4-3-1-2): Puggioni; Bereszynski, Skriniar, Silvestre, Regini; Linetty, Torreira, Praet; Bruno Fernandes; Schick, Quagliarella.
>>75589260
>Belotti
>Schick
The battle of the striking prodigies
Belotti vs Immobile
Who is better?
>>75591046
better questions is will berrardi find his last season's form, and if so is belotti better?
>>75585027
>being this assblasted about a league that takes place on the other side of the world
calm down Sergio, he was joking
but really, if you wanna start taking european result as a measure of PL quality you're on the wrong side of the arguement
>>75591046
definitely Belotti
Immobile is having a great season, but he's clearly not as good
he plays in a better team but scores less and is clearly less complete
>>75591098
they're role is entirely different, but if you ask me who i'd rather have on my team, it has to be Belotti
>bonucci at the stadium with his son who supports Torino
>>75591046
Belotti, and it's not even close
>>75591496
>tfw been farting like a tank engine for the whole day
fuck environmentalists
>>75591046
Belotti by a mile
>>75591098
not the same role
I rate Shick lads
>trattorino in charge of finishing
ITURBE SCORED WHAT IS THIS
ITURBO
T
U
R
B
O
>ITURBE SCORED
WAT
WHAT IS GOING ON
WHERE AM I
>>75593022
me too desu
>>75593022
unironically reminds me of Ibra
he just needs to get slightly more buff, since his technique is already great adding physical prowess would make him unstoppable
>>75593022
so does Beppe
>sassuolo are getting a new player
>>75593873
>unironically reminds me of Ibra
this, e also has a memey name so i hope he gets good
>>75593892
please no
>>75593022
>>75593816
>>75593873
poor mans marcus ingvartsen
why is torino so bad?
>>75593816
>kovacic_with_a_wig.jpg
>>75593988
>good attack
>good midifield
>absolutely no defense
>Giovanni Core
>>75594030
i rated them to be better, but you're right.
>bemoanti
when did Silvestre become so good?
>>75594013
She's basically the female version of Schick himself, their parents must be the perfect human species
>>75593816
lmao
>tfw you won't have to spend a fortune on Belotti and can get Schick instead
>>75578873
>Farsopoli was all a farsa
Sure it was
Keep lying to yourself
>>75596111
*blocks your purchase*
>>75579291
>but a derby at midday just doesn't have the same charm
I don't get this
Midday/Afternoon games are Classic Serie A
Whenever I think of Serie A I always think of a football pitch getting struck by sunshine
Evening games always felt kind of weird for Serie A tbqh, they're much more suitable for CL
>>75596427
>implying he won't buy some unknown black "french" teenager from Ligue 2 instead
>>75596611
>and he scores 20 in his debut season
>>75583170
New Bakaye Traore in the making
Buy someone good like Koziello from Nice you fucking retards
>>75596664
Koziello is average. He din't even play this season. Kessie seems to be a way bigger deal.
>>75584873
>>75584976
/benedetta radaelli/ guy here
>>75596781
>>75596664
Cyprien is better
>>75596781
>le spend all game doing nothing and occasionally scores a goal man
Kessie is just the next Muntari
Koziello actually has talent
>>75584404
>Agent of Marco Verratti could meet Juventus ahead of Champions League semi-finals
muh dick
Roma (4-2-3-1): Szczesny, Rudiger, Manolas, Fazio, Emerson; De Rossi, Strootman; Salah, Nainggolan, El Shaarawy; Dzeko.
Lazio: (3-4-1-2): Strakosha, De Vrij, Wallace; Basta, Parolo, Biglia, Lulic; Milinkovic-Savic, Keita; Immobile.
New thread?
>>75596447
afternoon sure, i have no problem with 15:00 games (although i do prefer night games for very important fixtures, possibly the only good thing increased TV influence has introduced)
but 12.30 games are fucking shit, especially since Sunday lunch is a pretty big deal here traditionally
>>75609173
yeah, this one isn't gonna last
>>75609453
>>75609453
>>75609453
MATCHBREAD for the derby
>>75609461
>>75609465
oh come on
>>75609474
Use >>75609465, I didn't put a title on 'my' thread
MONTELLA OUT OUT OUT