/147/ 2017 World Snooker Championship

IT WILL GO!

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>>75510896
INTO MY MOUTH

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>haven't been watching this year
>look up the stats
>see this
laffed 2bh

>rpmmie

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>Bazza

>>75510914
lel

>>75510761

and Ronnie got a 146 and still lost, doesn't mean anything. He won't be able to carry on this form for another 55 frames.

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>final deadlines for degree
>just wanna get comfy with the snooker

>Maggie

Who /scottishfatbelly/ here

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Everyone fall asleep watching Barry-Maguire?

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>get home from language lesson
>ronnie lost
damn i missed out on most of it

at least ausbro is here now

>>75511088
The Bazza Effect

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HUFFGEHS, RNALD!

>>75511088
Nope, my spicy soup is keeping me awake

>Maguire

>>75511206
Which spicy soup? Love me something spicy.

>>75511180
It's not THAT boring, innit.

>>75511104
Glad you're back.

>>75511242
A half-improvised onion-spinach soup, with garlic and a lot of sambal added to help me stop feeling sick. I had the same thing yesterday and today I'm feeling much better than I felt then.
Could've been more spicy, but alas I ran out of cayenne pepper.

How the fuck is this a quarter final game

>ronnie intentionally got a 146 instead of a 147 to troll barry hearn

how based can he get?

>>75511442
He could start doing robot voices and giving 1/2 word answers in interviews to piss off Barry Hearn

Oh wait...

Really do like ar Seema

>German ronniefags

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>>75511442
ace of based

Ronnie was the last wall of defence against the cancer of the sport that is selby. Now hes out there is noone left selby to stop selby. Dark days in our sport.

>>75511539

>ronnie in autistic interview shocker

he always does that. a ronnie 147 is as newsworthy as snooker can get these days, yet no one cares abour a 146.

>>75511550
She does the light parts but she does it really well. And even if she didn't I'd still like to see her on the telly and imagine giving her a deep screw.

>>75511552
/ourguys/

>>75511599
He doesn't always do that at all. Only since early this year and he received a warning for dissing the referee and cameraman

Unbelievable clearance.
Still not /ourguy/

>>75511598
the only hope we have for Selby to lose is if Higgins hits top form in the final, if he makes it

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guess im just gonna watch some snooker videos while having dinner

>>75511708
Ding didn't shit his pants against Ronnie. Maybe he has a shot in the final.

>>75511823
He's a consistent watered-down ronnie, good positional shots.
I like the kid but selby is going to torture him..

>>75511980
Probably, yeah.

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>>75511552

>>75511327
Sounds interesting. Get well, m8.

>>75511708
After last year's final Ding seeks revenge. He's now Punished Ding.

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leave Lelby to me

>>75512141
He doesn't look very punished; this looks like Naked Ding.

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>>75512031
Wenbo kissed him too after their match
>ywn kiss Ding

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/ourgirl/?

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>>75512423

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>tfw didn't even get properly post this classic
Thanks, Ding.

>>75512518
>>/getout/

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how do you pull yourself together after an exhausting day?

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>>75512518
>>75512597

Unfriendly reminder that Ronnie O'Sullivan IS snooker and there is no point in this general when he has been cheated out of a tournament!

>>75512624
Cup of tea, a bit of snooker or some youtube video's, go to bed early.

>>75512624
Funposting, alcohol, snooker.

>>75512686
>general

>>75512624
I inject some relaxation inbetween my toes, watch snooker and then have a bash to amputee bondage/watersports.

>>75512518
Fucking hell she is so perfect

Based ronnie congratulating ding. Ronnie is and will always be /ourguy/

>>75512799
>Arab toucan nose
>so perfect
What

>it's a Plebdon talks about how he met a good player as a kid and just knew he'd become a Champion episode

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>>75512841
t. Michaela Tabb

>>75512908
You just KNOW

>not moving to the one-table setup for the end of this match

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>bazza and his uk garage

Gets me everytime.

>>75512943
beats generic pop/soft rock m8!

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>>75512943
Bazza is just 2based.

Is this match worth watching?

>>75513019
>is snooker worth watching

>>75512943
post the song, missed it

Always a bit worried that that Maguire is going to try and flog me a used car

Does Maguire have a doctor's note for not wearing a bow-tie? Is it just because he's fat?

>muh cloths

>>75513019
>is life worth living?

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>>75513060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZFHAbEjgI

>>75513019
Of course

When hes bad he is dire, its stephen maguire!

>>75513074
I mean Mark Allen wears one and they are both around the same fatness so must be something wrong with him

>>75513046
>>75513076
Don't be fucking assholes and tell me. Goddamn mugs.

>>75513103
Its snooker so the answer is obviously yes. Get comfy.

>>75513102
>He does not have to wear a bow tie in professional snooker matches due to a medically-certified neck condition.

hmmmmmm

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>>75513129
>a medically-certified neck condition.

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THAT 135

What's going on with that table behind Ebdon?

>>75513193
New cloths

>>75513193
It tried to escape, but it's under control now.

>>75513206
S U P E R F I N E

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>no more GWAN RPPNIE

What's the point?

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>>75513243
>no more of the worst thing about snooker

>Barry

>>75513243
Loadsa molesting still to be done

>>75513213
Feels like they're playing on nothing at all, nothing at all.

blorkety blork

inb4 fucking Maguire gets the title

Imagine getting tickets for the quarters and up getting Blorkins v Maguire instead of Ronnie v Ding

>All these Ronniefag tears
Delicious

>Harry

H A R R Y H A W K I N S

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>>75513303
umad?

>>75513005
I like a bit of UKG now and again m8.

>>75513315
At least you don't have to book a hotel for the night.

Wish Maguire, Higgens and McGill would open a snooker club so I could join and they could teach me to not be shit.

TRICK SHOT

He meant that

Ebdon is about as charismatic as dead cat covered in piss

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>>75513614

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C E N T U R Y

>>75513814
Lovely stuff

SEETHING

>...will be absolutely SEETHING
Ebdon confirmed /sp/artan.

Absolutely seething.

Is Barry Hawkins the least charismatic person who's ever been on tv?

>>75513936
Dave chisnall

pounding that red button

>>75512624
Sauna
>tfw sauna heating up right now for comfy mid session sauna

RE-E-E E WIND, AND THE CROWD SAY
BO SELECTA!

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>>75514097
>>75513954

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for the mpv+ytdl fags:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39340088

Scrappy frame

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muh kicks

Football shirt guy sat in the distance by the unused table. BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75513936
Hawkins is ok, that maquire is a boring fuck imo

And what's the deal with selby? hes extremly good but it always look so clinical. I dont know, it always putting me off..

>It's another shitty OP

Fucking sort it out NEETs

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>showing Selby's 143 again
ooh baby

mugwire

>>75514378
stephen mogwai

>>75514403
What are them things in gremlins called

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>>75512572
We do however get pic related

>>75514426
Gremlins

>>75514426
Play a record

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i just can't do it, i can't watch selby
his entire existence annoys me but i really can't tell you exactly why

really hope he loses next round to Ding

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>>75514441
>mfw

>>75514518
Same, lad.

Anyone got a good stream?

>>75514541
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton

>>75514541
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton

>>75514505
:)

I bet Lelby only uses those practice rooms when the cameras are rolling

>>75514177
>'All you have to do to beat that fuckin creep is knock in a couple of maxis in with your left, gwan ching my son. Ya got lucky you fucking rice paddy nigger, don't quit your day job making my reeboks

Can someone tell me where can I find the schedules?

>dat fucking banter

>>75514689
http://livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/Sessions/Tournament/13918/betfred-world-championship

>>75514678
>'All you have to do to beat that fuckin creep is knock in a couple of maxis in with your left, gwan ching my son. Ya got lucky you fucking rice paddy nigger, don't quit your day job making my reeboks
what did he mean by this?

>>75514564
>>75514567
Thank you friends!

Dat glorious 146 puts selbys boring as fuck 143 to shame.

>>75514721
But lets watch 10 minutes of selby's and 30 seconds of Ronnie's

Fucking BBC

GENIUS

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Bazza in the Taxi!

FUCK OFF EBDON

>>75514706
Thanks. Also is it normal that the stream posted above plays selby's match? Are Hawkins and Mcguire resting?

>>75514751
Ronnie pls

>>75514750
>it's a repeat of last years

>>75514763
interval, they are filling time

>Bazza's wearing a waistcoat on his day off

What a pro

>>75514801
As I thought, thanks mate.

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>bazza throwing shapes

>>75514715
Ding's /ourguy/ now, he has based ronnie's blessing

Bazza is a top #lad

>Ebdon hasn't been invited into Steve's sex taxi
based Steve

Dott on commentry when?

>it's over there, I'll point
>just as going past three hotties

You sly devil Blorky.

what ethnicity is Are Barry?

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>you are strapped into a chair forcing you to watch a best of 75 between ebdon and rory while selby is looking at you the entire time with his deadfish stare
what would you do

>>75515018
Southern

>brownitus
never heard it called that before

>blowkins

What's wrong with these two? Is this a sparring game? Hopefully 'iggins will blow away whoever goes through.

>>75514857

^^^this

>GWANDiNG

>>75514857
>>75515142
ding always had ronnie's blessings

>>75515208
tlf

>wanting the blessings of a 41 yr old manchild that is accompanied by a psychologist everywhere

>>75515142
>>75515208
He'd better not fucking cry when he gets molested

LEITES GOH STEVEH BOI

>>75515307
He will.

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Naughty Hawky

>>75515208
Yesh i understand ronnie likes his style and i agree with based ronnie. And ding seems like a cutey humble player. Amd like saying Gwanbing, so

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>>75515307
why not, we'll all cry, it'll be beautiful

Damn son

>>75515342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA5WN7cMlug

That comment
>Far too many chinkys playing our national game now, we're fucking getting swamped with the squinty eyes rats lol

>>75515400
Trolls aren't only exclusive to 4chins m8.

>This is a quarterfinal

>>75515450
>Higgins v Maguire/Hawkins is a 2017 World Snooker Championships Semi-Final

>>75515484
>Higgins not a GOAT
>Hawkins not reaching his peak

>Hawkins has 3 semi-final appearances
How?

>>75515484>>75515544
>Mark Selby will win 50 more world titles with no competition

>>75515551
>Bing won it 2 years ago

>Selby looking handsome in the back.

>Janny Hawkins will be SEETHING

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>>75515569
>>75515580
If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can imagine.

REMOVE EDBON

>>75515551
>>75515569
t. Ronniefags

Hawkins is solid m8z

>>75515606
We'll see how solid he is after the ramrodding Selby will give him in the final

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me in the front row

>>75515694
>timestamp or it didn't happen
>>75515678
>Owlkins beating Higgins
>the molester from Leicester beating Higgins

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>>75515600
watching morning session with us tomorrow to cheer Ding on?

>>75515694
>using your phone during a game
punishable by death

>>75515721
Holy shit a Higgins fan
You're like a unicorn

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B A Z Z A

>>75515726
No morning session tomorrow, no? Starts at 13:00 (BST) according to BBC site. I'll probably miss a bit of that though but should be here for most of it.

>>75515809
There's always a Brit Higgy fan in these threads iirc.

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>only 3 matches left
l-lads

>>75515844
>No morning session tomorrow, no?
ah I was looking at the 28th not the 27th, im an idiot

>3 pricks on screen at once
When does the chick arrive?

>>75515809
I've been a Higgins fan since he won his second world title.
Note: I would've been 10yo at the time.

I think Ebdon is struggling to stretch his punditry for longer than a week, he's weakened as the days have gone on. This could open the door for Murphy to step in.

>Terry Griffiths is great emotional and mental support
someone give him Dott's #

>>75515888
that would be one hell of a door

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good night lads

>>75515938
ayyy

FUCK OFF JASON

INTERRUPTING EVERY TIME

>>75515878
Barry turned up, thank fuck

Jason is a bit of a knob

>>75515971
I hate this cunt

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>>75515964
goodnite

>>75515853
;_;

>>75515844
I am Brit Higgins fan. Not sure if I'm the only one.

Share a birthday with the match fixing scamp :)

>>75516107
kek i share with /arenige/

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catch you tomorrow lads