Get in here and get comfy lads.
Last day of the quarter finals (best of 25).
Wednesday 26 April
10:00
Mark Selby (Eng) 6-2 Marco Fu (Hk)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) 5-11 John Higgins (Sco)
14:30
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 6-10 Ding Junhui (Chn)
Barry Hawkins (Eng) 5-3 Stephen Maguire (Sco)
19:00
Mark Selby (Eng) 6-2 Marco Fu (Hk)
Barry Hawkins (Eng) 5-3 Stephen Maguire (Sco)
It begins!
BBC what are you doing?
"Absolutely"
-Peter Ebdon
Morning lads
>>75507461
Morning.
I was concerned for a moment nobody would show up for this thread.
morning snookerists
why can't Selby into centuries?
>>75507483
Ha can, but chooses not to
>everyone playing OK but nothing spectacular
>ronnie no-show
It's a selbywinslol episode.
Wilson's playing like he hasn't slept
M'lads
>>75507520
Because he's such a hard man, an authentic geezer, a man of the people, up all night drinking and being real. Haven't you seen his arm tattoos and his haircut? Don't you realise he's not-like-those-other-boys?
>where's the Fu ball goin
>>75507531
Don't forget how he wears his baseball cap backwards. Truly one of a kind.
What is it about crucible air which causes people to literally drop dead in their chairs all the time?
>>75507569
It's grim up north.
Ebdon and Virgo getting all nostalgic here.
Higgins just dicking about here. Reckon he's been paid to throw this frame.
>>75507584
Ever wondered what would happen if both players were paid to drop a certain frame, whithout them knowing about each other's rigging?
I'd quite like to see that shitshow.
>>75507597
Something like that happened in women's badminton of last Olympics, IIRC, though they were trying to get a good bracket spot rather than being paid for it.
>>75507611
Kek
State of this match fixer
Haven't seen any of Mark's matches at all so far. Is he on form to win it?
>re-rack
>>75507611
2012 olympics yeah, the loser would have gotten an easier knock-out match. In the end they both got disqualified. The even funnier thought is there was once a football match where both teams were trying to score own goals for the same outcome
If you watch this bald BBC presenter guy he ALWAYS cuts off the end of the other person's sentence.
>>75507631
He's won it twice playing terribly, he doesn't need to be in form
>>75507666
Yeah I noticed this the other day when they were talking to Blorkins, it's annoying.
I can't watch this torture any more
Our boy Fu is getting rinsed out there
Is Selby, dare I say it, the most handsomest, most intelligentest, best skilled and talented player with the most biggest dick and a sex god in bed?
F-Fu's going to win a frame right?
Our chink is getting molested..
>>75507767
The answer to your question is yes, you are a homo.
Lad in a fucking Jester t-shirt
I'm getting a haircut, what am I missing, lads?
>>75507783
He'll be in a Rocket t-shirt at 1pm
I'd love to know what football teams he supports
>I support Chelsea, Leicester, Barca, Real Madrid, Bayern, Dortmund, PSG, the list goes on and on...
>>75507767
not only that, but he is also /ourguy/
>>75507792
Molestation
>>75507793
>I really supported Leicester last season but this season I started off liking Man City but at the year has gone on I've drifted towards Chelsea. I've always loved Real Madrid in Spain though apart from about 10 years ago when I supported Barca through and through
>>75507776
patience, it Ebbs and Fus
>>75507792
>>75507805
that depends on how rough his hairdresser is
>Guy in sky sports shirt
Why do BBC and Eurosport allow this?
TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;_;
>Higgins through
>Lelby destroying Fu
>Hawk or Maguire in the semi's too
P-Pls Ding, don't choke against Rpmmie, you're our last hope
GWAN RONNI
you reckon selby really does molest the chinese players in the back rooms? Bullies them and pushes them around? Knicks their passports and refuses to give them back?
>>75507859
Fancy giving him a nosh?
>>75507783
that's me
>>75507880
>Fancy giving him a nosh?
>a nosh
>a
>one
>1
The Human Leopard is at it again
This clinic Selby's putting on, though
Marco on Fuicide watch.
With whom is Mark Selby playing in this match?
>>75507974
Mark only ever battles his own mind.
Marco's just g-giving him a headstart! You just watch!
GWAN MARCO
>>75507965
little marco
>tfw you had 13-2 Selby at 55-1 and Marco wins a pointless frame
top kek @ that spectacled lad chuckling like a lunatic
I hope Marco's wife doesn't leave him after this
GWAN MARCO
YOU BETTER WIN THIS SHIT AFTER COSTING ME 550 YOU FUCK
Selby taking the piss now.
this is just getting too painful
This man can't be stopped
M O L E S T E D
>>75508114
we all know where she'll go if she does
>tfw your coworker has snooker stream open on one of his monitors
Wtf i love selby now
Selby is a monster
Thats in my top 3 best breaks ever. Just insane
And that's why Selby is so easy to hate. He has the ability to make virtuoso 130+ breaks like that, but just chooses to play like a boring cunt until he's winning by 6 frames. What a tortuous little felcher.
Do him Marky, he's a mug!
Lads, we're witnessing the SELBY ERA of snooker.
>playing on
>immediately Virgoing
JUST
zested and molested
BOW DA NA BOW NA BOW BOW
BOW NA NOW NA NOWWWWWWWWWWW BOW
>>75508192
>I need every frame to be a huge break break
You're a rpnniebabby, right?
>>75508259
wanna nosh me off after this?
>>75508270
No thank you, I'm not into Minecraft.
>>75508259
>You're a rpnniebabby, right?
I'm offended that you would suggest that
No, I don't expect it every frame, it's just that he refuses to show the slightest bit of adventure until the match is virtually already won.
I'm complimenting him more than anything, he's so good that I think he can afford to drop a bit of the defensiveness that he's infamous for.
>>75508192
>Snooker is all about 100+ breaks
Found the WC part time snooker "fan". Why don't you go and bandwagon a bit for your lover Robertson?
>le 100 centuries in a season man
Can Rpmmie defend /147/s honour?
>>75508317
Who's dat hot chick?
>>75508317
Willie Thorne looks a bit tight on the pink there
what makes selby so good?
>>75508317
He took on a lot of risky pots in the first session. If you look at centuries overall, he's still up there. I don't get why people think he's boring, the torturing part is fun as long as you're not the one getting zested.
selbey isnt even slow
o'sullivan is just a sore loser cunt butthurt because he knows hes the inferior, less consistent player
>>75508527
Less consistent yes, inferior no.
When he's on his game he's the best to ever play it.
How many players do ya reckon have sexed a groupie on the Crucible baize?
>>75508585
you can't separate consistency from quality like that doofus
>>75508527
Excuse me how many 147s has selby made potting the last black left handed?
>>75508605
I reckon Paul Hunter (RIP) would've had at least one wank while sitting on it.
Selby looks unbeatable.
>>75508609
Yes you can. Selby at his best would get completely massacred by Ronnie at his best. Selby turns up at his best more often. You can't say one's better than the other
>>75508363
The same things that makes every man great: The right woman by his side.
>>75508642
Not if you're a strong independent NEET wizard who don't need no girl
Jesus christ Selbys going to overtake Hendrys world record championship wins at this rate
ok lads I need bazza to beat Stephen maguire 13-7 for 330 quid pls wish me good luck
>>75508723
Joey please, you need to stop this betting
>>75508708
Even if he gets this one, he has to win another 5. Selby's good, but I don't think that's gonna happen. Hendry was on another level, when he was playing.
>Fu lost
>no ausbro
>>75508723
Good luck Willie
>>75508334
u wot m8?
i bet selby has a beautiful dick
I bet my house on Ronnie winning this whole thing. Time for some GWAN magic.
>>75508765
please stop thinking about penises
you ruin the comfy
>>75508765
I hear it resembles a peperami
Has there been a /147/ at all this tournament?
>>75508787
No, there was in the Qualifiers
>>75508787
If there had been it would be being replayed and talked about every day.
Here's Granddad Barry
What was Ronnie complaining about anyway? Media obligations?
>>75508787
There'll be one in about 10 bings kiddo
>>75508814
ya and cuetip and ref and crowd and cameraman and that there is a fly in his soup
>>75508815
Yeah, Maguire is sure to crank one out.
>>75508814
who knows, Rpmmie just likes doing dumb shit and then complaining when called out on it
Do you guys think she's getting plunged by Selby right now?
based uncle Barry talking complete sense
What's that white line on his lip?
>>75508831
No Fu's wife is comforting him right now
They are snuggling under a huge blanket watching ronnie and ding while Fu is letting out a bit of emotion but not too much because he has to look strong in front of his wife
>>75508848
Probably dried toothpaste tb?h
CHINA MAJOR HYPE
>>75508863
>old British guy
>using toothpaste
can rpmmie ring a ding then jest a molester?
>>75508758
It's not his waifu and she looks like Lisa Ann dressed as Sarah Palin. So who is this?
>we're now competing with the golf, football and tennis global sports
is he really that deluded? any top 10 player in that sport makes more a month than any snooker player makes a year
>>75508891
He can. He must. He's the hero /147/ deserves
GWAAHHH RONIEEEEEEEEE
what the living fuck is this video
GO GO GO DING
Hendry is getting abit of a belly
/147/ INCOMING
>>75508892
GWAN RPNNIE UGAABUGAA
UKBarrage
reprezentz
Ding a cute!
THE DING INTRO MUSIC
Ding's walk on music is so good
>>75508923
Probably getting all the chinky birds and food he can handle, dont blame him for letting himself go
>>75508923
isn't he almost 50? looks good for his age.
whats his endgame?
GWAN RONNIE
what would your walk on song be?
>>75508962
Snoker loopy
GWAN CHINGCHONG
>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI
>>75508923
To go better in pair with the big bellied slags he bangs.
>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLthJDXbq6Y
It would be a massive choke if Ding doesn't close out this match.
>>75508962
Id go on in silence and request the crowd dont make any noise either.
>>75508980
Jan Verhaas please
>>75508962
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE . . . FLOOOOOOOOOOR
gwan rice laddo
>>75508932
Pic is small, I didn't ever see Michaela wearing glasses and the resemblance to porn Palin is closer than to Tabb.
>ywn have Ding's big round face looking down at you as he carefully inserts himself into your eager orifice
>>75508972
delete this
who else used to pause britains got talent when they were a kid and wank to amanda holden
>"He's my master" ~ Dennis Taylor
steady on Dennis
>>75508962
either Pavement - Fillmore Jive
or
the dark third- erewhon
>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZNruyHCSs
>>75508962
https://youtu.be/Cj-H6UkKJFI?t=28s
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxaoRVofE8
>>75509000
keep digging deiter
>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI
"hes a great lad" "loves his snooker"
wow he really dinged that one in.
>>75509040
GOOWON RONNAY
>>75509017
How fucking young are you that you could pause tv when you were a kid?
haha ding chokey time
Coventry guy is sat in the wrong seat. This is deeply unsettling.
that fucking faggot changed his shirt from jester to rocket again...
>>75508962
in tribute to marco fu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIm1GgfRz6M
>>75509032
How she got that Thiccness?
The guy in the Rocket tshirt is really fucking intense.
>>75509017
>>75509049
Britains got talent has only been on for 9 years...
>>75509056
What if it's the same shirt, put on backwards?
>>75509049
23
my tv used to have a freeze frame thing, a lot of tvs did if you can remember that
ding dong
>>75509049
12, how didn't you guess?
How old is everyone in /147/
>19
>>75509034
fkin hilarity ae
>>75509079
>24
;_;
>>75509059
he was wearing one that said "Jester" for the selby match. really tragic behaviour.
>>75509079
>25
>>75509079
25
ding it
>Ding chokes
>Rpnnie chokes
>Ding chokes
>Rpmmy chokes
>Ding chokes
WHAT A MATCH
>>75509079
hes an actual teenager hahahahaha wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>75509079
19 as well m8
if you dont want dingy to win the tournament you arent a real human
State of this snooker Selby will have a bye to the final.
ALL THESE CHOKES
is it just me or do ding junghui and john higgins have identical games?
>>75508962
https://youtu.be/L7tdyj8LgoY?t=32s
>>75509110
Almost like Fu and Robertson
I sure hope someone gets a /147/
>>75509112
>>75509079
>Teens watch snooker while posting on a Laotian furniture crafting forum
Selby is going to molest whoever comes through this
>>75509146
>Selby is going to molest
yup
Scully's getting on a bit.
>>75509144
Gotta do something during my holidays lad
>>75509146
i would really like selby to molest me with those big snooker hands not even joking
fukin tense
Poor Ding. He gets no reaction when he plays great shots.
Ding has fucked up letting our boy get some momentum
>>75509190
To be fair he is in england playing an englishman, I'm sure Ronnie get's the same treatment over in chingchongland
>>75509192
kek, mercenaries everywhere
>>75509192
>our boy
what part of ronnie are you from?
>>75509192
ronnie will never be our guy
>>75509144
im just a normal 19 year australian, i get pissed or get on the pingas on the weekend. so what if i like to watch a bitta snooker now and then
>>75509216
>>75509213
>>75509211
Ronnie will always be the king of snooker.
You know you want to see him hit a 7 minute 147 next frame
Ronnie win @3.2 b365
>>75509227
Hendry >>>>>> Ronnie
Is the anon with the argos cue here? And if so, are you chalking it right now, and is it worth to buy one just for that?
>>75509216
He will always be my guy in my snooker heart.
>>75509232
>not putting it on at 7/2 before the session
What are you a plebian?
Is he crying again?
>>75509250
I think that's known as a blink
serious lack of gwan ronnies in here
>>75509250
no he's chinese
>>75509219
>pingas
what is pingas?
>>75509261
Oh, you.
>>75509250
right eye twitching, incoming
GWAN RONNIE
>>75509235
Even Hendry doesn't think this
GWAN BARRY
>>75509219
Go paint your dolls Neil
>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
GWAN RONNIE
tfw the ronald pulling back
it's will be 13-10 to ding
screencap this post
/147/ incoming
Dunno what it is but I do always feel this strange, magnetic-like, pull to actually say 'gwan Ronnie' from time to time.
>>75509265
X, Disco biccies
DEY ALL DOUWIT ME
>>75509318
cool, i call it MDMA because if i ever use it, it's pure crystals not nasty pills
tfw no 147
lel, even Selby is better at clearing up than Rpmmie
Ronnie is in the mood to do some molesting of his own. He'll get molested in the final once again by Selby anyway.
GHRONNY
Ding is rattled kek
>>75509332
yeah man we call them pingas over here, not sure what your slang is over there. pressed pills over here are pretty dirty so i try get md caps when i can
>when Rpmmie makes a mistake and immediately looks accusingly at his tip
>>75509387
kek, noticed the same thing
>>75509367
Only ever heard them called pills here, md crytals are either md or dizz
Ding is such a fucking cheat.
>>75509367
is synthetic weed fuckin people up there like it is here, being that you're pretty close to china?
>>75508827
>doesn't like travelling to chine because "they don't speak English"
Based
Just 2 (TWO) more frames, our boy Dingaling
alri
>>75509250
heem sleepy
Is snooker actually somewhat popular in China or are there just that many Chinese people that they have some of the best players because even if 0.0001% of the population have ever touched a cue that's still more than anywhere else?
Ding in Pot Quiz fucking when?
>>75509367
>>75509405
swedgers mainly in scotland. i've heard pinger used here too.
>>75509079
28.
>>75509459
Hey la, do yourself a favour and don't look up the Fu result
>>75509473
Has he done the taxi thing this time? He did one for the masters im sure and he barely speaks english.
>>75509430
yeah man, havent heard about it much recently but around 2 years ago i knew people who did it and they were fucked
>>75509460
i once heard there more snooker tables in shanghai than the whole of the uk
>>75509505
there are 12 million bicycles in beijing
fackin 147
Here we go lads!
cmromy
>>75509505
there are 9 million snooker tables in beijing, that's a fact
>>75509460
apparently in china christening presents include a cue ball and a framed picture of john virgo
147 INCOMING BOYS HOLD ON TO YOUR BALLS
>inb4 he leaves the black
>>75509495
HAPPENING
Can the Mad Man do it again?
>>75509499
his english is fine, hes based in sheffield for the season apparently
HABBENING
Cheeky that
absolutely happening!
I'm getting excited!
BANTER
Useless twat
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYY
#banter
cumback habbeding
NAWTY
Nooooooooooooooooo
>146
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
we did it reddit
Ywn get a cheeky smile from Rpvvie as he BTFOs a degenerate opium addict in the crucible
>le deliberately avoid 147 man
>146
110
111
112
NAWWWTY 146 LADS
Reminder that this man got a 146 at the crucible
What we all drinking lads?
He did it on purpose. True Ronniefags know this is a wink to the Welsh Open 146.
>>75509079
30
>146
>not 147
>/146/
Ronnie was smiling again.
Top kek 146 we've been parred boys
>>75509598
IM GONNA CRACK OPEN SOME OF THE BLACK STUFF
Wouldn't surprise me if he did that on purpose
omg it's 5D yahtzee
>>75509598
Water, like a true professional
hes fucking done us
Next thread better be called /146/
>>75509613
tar heroin?
>bbc still using this shit music
>>75509613
What black stuff?
>ladeez day
What an absolute shithouse
>women's snooker
Jesus
based ronnie working the maximum into a shoot
>>75509613
Kraken?
fuck off BBC
>>75509629
>not watching hazel steve and that irish guy
what are we listening too lads
>>75509598
tfw no good biscuits to go with my tea. Only custard creams.
women's snooker...
fucking disgusting
Reminder that fucking a woman in the arse isn't a nice sensation, but it's worth doing for the feeling of pure domination over her.
>>75509643
>that irish guy
18+
>>75509650
>no good biscuits
>Only custard creams
>>75509649
Listening to that new Gorillaz album. It's really shit.
What everyone wearing lads
Snooker should be a mixed sport
>>75509643
>that Irish guy
>>75509673
It is already
>>75509668
like charger desu
>>75509655
>isn't a nice sensation
what could he have meant by this?
>>75509668
how are you listening to it?
>>75509673
It is
>woman will literally cling to the fact that there is a difference in potential cue power between men and women as the sole reason they can't compete with male snooker players
Truth is they just don't have the same level of autistic determination needed.
>>75509663
If it doesn't have chocolate it's mediocre at best.
>>75509687
I'm not that anon
Seema 2bh lads
>>75509649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wNl66Dcjs
>>75509673
Hearne said he's puttin the top lass in against the chaps..
>>75509687
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9sE6P6ElI5OaXAyZjM0Z1ZBN3M/view
GWAN RONNEH
revised
choose wisely
>>75509708
Didn't the multi times womens champ get knocked out in mens qualifiers thought i read that
>>75509705
Hnnng both seema and hazel please
>>75509716
b), easily.
Then a). Then a power gap. Then c).
>>75509716
b
>>75509717
maybe it happened already, didn't know
Seema is something else
This slag looks like JTs mum
>we don't see many female referees in the sport
Actually, I'd argue we see too many considering how few women can play professionally.
>>75509671
Your mum's panties
>>75509649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPpihD340yE
How many bongs/bings to the next frame, lads?
>>75509801
Based blobby blorkins is playing right now.
can someone please link a stream
>>75509813
http://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-two
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+2
My dad says he plays 8-ball on a snooker table, and it's great practice for pub stomping casuals on bar tables for 8-ball.
will we ever see ladies playing the main tour? and what's more important, will we ever see Rory's face after being beaten by a lady?
pic related
>>75509813
>watch?v=M-m6jC1PKT4
>>75509813
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
you've got bbc one, two and red button on this website mate
>>75509649
Coldplay - Parachutes
A lot better than I was expecting
>>75509808
Cheers, mate. Completely forgot we still had the two table setup.
>>75509821
>>75509828
>>75509834
cheers mates, appreciated
>>75509629
>his profile pic on 4chan was something that appears to be Morphy wearing no mask holding a gun
THE DINGO ATE MY BABY
barry dabbings
>>75509888
Checked
>it's a 30 minute tactical frame
re-rack pls
RIP
>>75509673
Your mums a mixed sport.
>>75509729
Hazel as the main course, Seema for dessert?
guna chain smoke 15 fags and smack my door handle till i break my hand fuck it im doing it stop me
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/2017-snooker-world-championship-sheffield-live-streaming
>>75509972
>>75509972
lel no
RIPNNIE
Hello Ding, my boy. This is your late mother speaking.
You can defeat the evil gaijin Mr Sullivan and restore pride to the family. Believe in yourself, my precious son.
Make Sheffield pay for their dishonor.
>>75510000
checked
It's over, Ronnie.
>>75509997
>suddenly the other Austrian appears
>>75510000
Checked
GWAN DING
>>75509997
>dat retarded smile
>dat hairline
Robben surely has scored alot during his time in England.
>>75510035
Maybe you just don't remember posting. Think about it.
>Ronnie's last ever World Snooker Championship ends like this
>vocal Rpmmiefags have suddenly disappeared
curious
>>75509309
hey wuu2
>>75510076
They're hiding in the same place you were when he got his 146.
GWAN RONNIE
ffs. I can seriously see Ronnie retiring tonight.
>>75509834
What the fuck, the red button isn't even on the bbc site.
>tfw losing your shit because the interval ends but bbc two is showing the other table
dings gonna do it this frame aint he?
>>75510109
You that fick you can't head over to the BBC sport website and watch from there? You even get a choice of tables.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39340088
>>75510112
He looks really calm.
>chin touching the table
are Ding
>>75510112
First win over Ronnie since 2004, innit?
>>75510132
He means that BBC Red Button Channel isn't on iPlayer, which it isn't.
>>75510132
m8 why the fuck should I have to dig around for some obscure link.
>>75510148
This.
gwan ronnie
>>75510148
Who needs the red button channel on the iPlayer when you can just watch the games using their sport website.
GWAN RONNEHHHHHH!!!
He's still my boy, wrong chink went through ffs
Uh oh
>>75510055
>mfw
My brain isn't that porous yet.
oops
>when a meme gets taken seriously
GUUUWWWWANNN
Break him ronny!
sweating for ronneh desu
Have another meltdown you chink fuck
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JENIUS
I hope this goes full distance.
>reminder that the BBC is bringing in so many different presenters and commentators because John, Willie and Dennis are all extremely likely to die of old age
>tfw Ping pong thought he had a chance
Medal man having a play in the background.
BASED COMON RONNIE
YESSSSSS
UNIVERSAL SIGN OF CHOKING
>>75510227
I can't stand either of them, so good.
>>75509309
hope you have money on that mate
>>75510227
>John will die in your lifetime
>>75510091
nm u?
You jammy chink fuck
>>75510247
Dennis has a lovely Norn Iron accent though.
Fook sake
>>75510269
>lovely
>norn iron accent
lol
ffs why is this ref letting Ding cheat so much
>>75510269
>it's pottable
>it's missable
>it's cuttable
>it's pottable
>it's missable
>muh 1985
Irish prick
>>75510278
>>75510280
The absolute RUDEness.
will ding cry like in 2007?
>>75510280
I laughed too hard at this
>heavy sigh
>>75510278
>implying NI has one accent
>>75509309
t. john higgins
ding is one jammy fuck
fuck sake
>>75510288
>t. william ulsterman
Dennis 'Just a touch of side' Taylor
Oi don't hate on Dennis he's like a kindly old granddad I'll be well sad when he goes. I also like JV because I remember Big Break.
>>75510309
He'll get molested by Selby at some point anyway.
>tfw Ronnie has no mental strength and will throw himself off Beachy Head if he loses
Fuck this. Rerack
>>75510280
>long inhaling sound before every sentence
That's what pisses me off the most. Just move the mic away for two seconds, God damn.
>>75510331
No one likes Selby though
CAN'T STING THE DING
>>75510330
I remember Big Break, but his commentary is dogshit and he needs to go
>>75510331
I wouldn't begrudge Ding winning a world title he's a good lad.
>>75510344
>Yeah me too. I always look forward to watching his matches. The guy is the quintessential snooker player. And how exactly are all the other players so much more exciting? Fu? Higgins? Robertson? Junhui? Hawkins? Murphy? ....how are any of these guys immensely more exciting than Selby?
Reddit's guy
>>75510362
John 'Where's tha cue ball goin?' Virgo
Only /ourboi/ Higgins left in now
Selby will batter this lad
>>75510371
Seriously triggers me that does
He also does the "it's pottable/missable" bullshit that Taylor and Willie do
Hit him Ronnie, give the fucker something to cry about.
D I N G
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>>75510376
>not Bazza
>>75509309
Nice.
TON IN!
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It should be customary to stop fucking about potting balls when the match is clearly over
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>>75510366
wtf I love reddiit now
>It's a SelbywinsLOL episode of the world championships
Well it's over lads! Ronnie's out.
Good thread guys, see ya next year.
D I N G
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>>75509243
>>75509232
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
C E N T U R Y
His year, lads.
Bit of tension there
Is Ronnie ploughing Ding's rice hole?
>>75510429
>Good thread guys, see ya next year.
Yeah this, see you lot next tournament xx
wew nearly gay between these two
H E A R T
All this talk of commentators I'm watching on Eurosport where it's Clive Everton and Neal Foulds so it's like watching the BBC 10 years ago.
you just know ronnie really wants ding to beat selby
but he wont
G W A N D I N G
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Lesby is in for a lickin' i reckon. Goosenips
>Ronnie out
may as well end the tournament now lads no ones watching the rest
Ding and Ronnie too cute
>>75510429
>>75510447
>>75510465
>>75510451
>I'm watching on Eurosport
reminder selby will be a 3 (three) time world champion and there's nothing any of you can do about it lmao
What did he say?
>>75510465
Higgins is part of the /oldboys/ of snooker, so if you're an adult, you should be supporting him
>steve davis in charge of talking about video games
>>75510474
peaked to early. Ding will bring the trophy to China
>>75510477
>"Go prepare your rice hole, I'll see you soon"
GWAN RONNY
>>75510477
finish selby off he's a mug
>>75510492
It was a perfect analogy, like Dark Souls.
>>75510429
>>75510447
Ta ta you fat casual neckbeard wankers.
>>75510474
He won't be able to keep the same form for another 45 frames.
>>75510478
>not supporting UKBarrage
>>75510504
lel
That old guy on the end of the row sat next to Cov City shirt man hasn't clapped once.
Miserable old cunt or most patrician enthusiast?
>>75510509
Why stipulate early PSone games. Gramps needs to get with the times, it's still going on to this day.
>>75510477
Beat that mug Smellby, you chink fuck.
>>75509309
nice, hope you made a bet
>changes T-shirts
SELBY IS THE GREATEST
>>75510496
>>75510515
He's got you molested already, running scared.
>psychology with steve davis.mp4
>>75510504
>>75510526
i it was somehting along these lines honestly
Reminder that Selby is world number one and has played the best snooker of anyone by far in this tournament (with the possible exception of Higgins).
Ding will get donged hard next round.
Based Ding
>>75510517
Clapping is for plebs. It's like people who clap between movements in a beautiful symphony or piano sonata. Disgusting.
>>75510477
>HD, it means high definition
>Fu-Selby won't even have a 3rd session
BRAVO, FU.
>>75510542
>Supporting a mug
White genocide is real but is it a bad thing?
ding a cute
CAN'T DONG THE DING
>>75510477
>just be urself
>>75510555
Checked
I guess we have to root for Dingaling now
d'aww ding
>>75510566
if we gonna have lots of heema's, then i support the mongrelization of the white race
>>75510516
>Hawkins
If they're not at least 40, and have a world championship title, they aren't worth supporting
Ronneh, Higgins, Bingham and of course, Ebdon are snooker.
Bingham
Cumm good!
>>75510596
COMEONDING
That embrace between Ronnie and Ding was pretty darn nice to see.
>>75510566
Make them kiss
lmao reminding him that he cried
>>75510566
Heema is the exception that proves the rule lad
>>75510513
I'm a ronniefag but gotta love Ding hope he wins
Ding is a qt desu
>>75510474
sure
>>75510566
i would poo in her loo desu
Ding will get molested by the Sausage Knight, just like Marco Fu did.
>>75510630
>tfw he's going to get molested 13-7
The jester loves him some chinese
>>75510636
cheeki
Sending Ding all my power!
absolutely no one left beside john higgins has a chance against Mark
>>75510640
ayyy
Ding is now officially /ourguy/.
>>75510667
I'd like to get a good bump on her cushions.
>>75510667
Her face is like a disney character
>>75510666
He's playing sloppy, can't even see him standing a chance
/Ourguy/ ranking:
Ding Dong>Hawkeye>molester from leicester>le senile tortoise
>>75510666
/satansguy/
>>75510669
A chink will never be /ourguy/ get the fuck out. I already established the rules for being /ourguy/
40+
Is/Was a World Champion
>squeaky magnets on the doors putting players off
/ourguyding/
>>75510566
dark eyes on girls look creepy
>>75510669
no, mommy issues boi is
>>75510655
>not knowing that the Semis are best of 33.
>>75510701
that's the rules for being a bandwagoner living in the past
that's like Liverpool fan criteria
>>75510666
Am I the only one who thinks Ding can beat lelby?
fucking magnets
>>75510721
If he plays like he just did then yeah.
>>75510720
Snooker IS Liverpool
All they do is bang on about the past.
>>75510689
where is John "JUST rig my shit up" Haggis?
r Harry is shook
>>75510721
He had a chance last year, but in the final frames the difference in mental fortitude showed up.
>>75510716
Forgot it was that far along
He'll zest him 17-9 then
>>75510701
Fuck off, /ourguy/ is whoever goes beastmode, who's with me?
Not gonna lie, former rpmmie GWAN'er here. This is fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get to The Crucible again.
>>75510721
Did you see the Fu match? Yeah it was Fu but he completely annihilated him. The break near the end where he pulled a 140-something was ridiculous.
>>75510752
Didn't really crash and burn though did he.
>>75510720
Snooker is dead when these guys are gone.
Hendry mined the ore. Steve Davis smelted the ore. Ronnie will forge the blade, and Higgins will plunge the blade into Snooker itself, killing it as a sport.
The chinks will fly around the corpses and feed off their post-death bowel evacuations.
>>75510761
Fuck off selblue
>>75510752
>>75510781
Meant for
>>75510778
>Hendry mined the ore. Steve Davis smelted the ore. Ronnie will forge the blade, and Higgins will plunge the blade into Snooker itself, killing it as a sport.
Get comfy with Bazza v Maguire.
>>75510778
I disagree completely but will concede that this is quite a powerful image
>Hendry mined the ore. Steve Davis smelted the ore. Ronnie will forge the blade, and Higgins will plunge the blade into Snooker itself, killing it as a sport.
>>75510778
>Hendry mined the ore. Steve Davis smelted the ore. Ronnie will forge the blade, and Higgins will plunge the blade into Snooker itself, killing it as a sport.
Does anyone else receive any GWANs anymore?
>>75510778
not using a wood to cue analogy
>>75510477
I will slam it in
>>75510876
Ding and only ding.
I hope selby makes it quick