http://www.s m h.com.au/sport/cricket/seinfeld-actor-apologises-for-gay-cricket-remark-20120603-1zqoh.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv3lR6dwNWo
seinfeld edition
>>75510437
HE'S A NIGGER!!!
>>75510500
SIXTY YEARS AGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kth0UOU5a_M
>>75510522
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!
They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?
You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Oooo! Ooo... All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!
Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?
Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!
He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!
- responding to the heckler saying "That was uncalled for"
Whats the matter, too much for you to handle?"
Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage.
The ECB have been given the green light to launch a new domestic T20 competition after the board's members voted overwhelmingly to support their plans.
Approval to change the constitution of the organisation represented the last hurdle required by the executive to confirm the launch of the event containing eight new teams in 2020. News that members (the 18 first-class counties, the MCC, the Minor Counties Cricket Association and the county boards in the non-first-class counties) voted by a margin of 38 to 3 - an abstention effectively counted as no vote - to support the changes means that hurdle has been cleared.
The decision is the culmination of at least two years' work from the ECB executive and can only be interpreted as a major victory for the chief executive Tom Harrison and the chairman Colin Graves. They will now progress negotiations with potential broadcast partners.
Significant practical challenges remain before the new-team competition is launched. Quite apart from the issues facing the existing domestic tournaments - and there is a fear that all will be compromised - they ECB have to make the new one work in the face of ever-growing competition. We know already that the new-team competition will clash with the Caribbean Premier League - giving players the intriguing choice of a few weeks in Birmingham or Barbados - and England's Test schedule.
So, while the ECB executive have claimed the new tournament will contain the best players in the world, in reality they may struggle to involve even the best in England. And while Virat Kohli's image has featured in some of the internal propaganda, there has been no sign of an agreement with the BCCI would be see Indian players released for another nation's domestic T20 event. In the summer of 2023, for example, it seems likely the new tournament will not contain players from India, West Indies or anyone in the England or Australia Test squads, who will, at that time, be engaged in the Ashes.
>he watches tv shows in this age of indie web series
>american shows at that
>>75511324
>indie web series
fuck off with your youtube cancer. Bhai tu tvf, aib, schoopwhoop dekh.
Seinfeld is normie baby boomer dadcore
peep show is definitely the funniest show of all time
>>75512507
peep show was funny for first four seasons after that it went downhill. Last season was unbearable.
>>75512507
Peep Show is for autists and numales
Cricket
>>75513362
that's an honeybee m8
>>75513445
Which country is the Finland of cricket?
>>75512507
>Peep Show
This, first 5 series are 10/10, the rest is very solid as well
explain yourselves
>>75513474
Finland
IMPORTANT
>>>/an/2366542
Why do people think >Pongs are the favorite to win the Cup? As a Pongs fan, I don't think they're getting through the Caps this year.
The Pongs' roster is worse this year while the Craps' is stronger.
>>75512716
last season was better than the few series before it but yeah still pretty terrible
>>75512736
don't really understand this post, pretty much everybody loves peep show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZuvUNO6waY
@0:11 what did they mean by this?
>>75512262
>
>watching all india bakchod.
>not watching ASMR and /gsg/ shit
honestly there isn't really a lot to pick from pavement's first 4 albums, just 4 amazing albums
pixies or smashing pumpkins could never write a song as good as fillmore jive in a million years and that's why they hate on pavement, just inferior and less interesting bands
Just woke up
>>75520010
>waking up before 3pm
>>75513604
is there even butter on that baka
>>75520196
>not being a normie
>>>/out/
really can't wait till this poomunity gets reignited
>>75520364
I transcend social classification, waking up at 3 at least I'm whole hearted over that failed normie effort
>>75520489
yeah cant wait until ausgod casuals swarm the place when the champions trophy is on
kys
>>75520653
It's going to be great
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yJJWeFvTUG
sorry to disappoint but will be leaving when the champions trophy starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA
/cric/ approved song
>>75521625
Reckon you'll live that long?
>>75522150
its 50:50, either way I wont be watching
>>75522614
t. Casual
picking a fap
found a fap
goodnight lads
Ashes tickets go on sale soon lads
daniel uploaded a new pic
>knock knock
>who's there?
>Daniel
>Daniel who ?
>Daniel Hey
>Hey yourself cunt
Tipping India to skip the Champion's Trophy
Got a new 3 hybrid lads
>>75523935
Damn danielhahaha
>>75528137
still haven't fallen for the hybrid meme myself. I can hit the ball fine with my irons
>>75528201
I used to run a 2 iron, but found more versatility with a hybrid, especially one with sightly more loft which can get you out of the shit if you spray a tee shot into the deep stuff.
>>75528254
come and wish your fellow countryman a happy birthday
>>75510437
/rug/
is gay lmao
#kek #btfo #ether
>>75528236
Just tried mine out at the range, definitely a good investment
Hit it much further than with my 3 iron
>>75510437
Reminder that if you dont watch the A-league, your a fuckin poofter
>>75528551
Fuck off Dimitrios
>>75528551
I loved you in The Castle!
>>75528551
which restaurant on lygon street do your parents own mate?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/1094846.html?CMP=chrome
>ICC tells BCCI to fuck off, unravels Pig 3
is this real life?
>>75528654
>being a Melbourne cuck
>>75528691
>suicideland
basically
victoria>new south wales>western australia>>act>south australia>queensland>tasmania>nt
>only state to not have any convicts is objectively the worst
really makes you think
>>75528725
t. female (male)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGAyQAkXajg
No, it's me, Sean
>>75529482
This was my favourite Walkie post and I remember it happening after I called him "fake walkcunt"
Oi Ivan you here m8
>cricket at the commonwealth games is fine
>just not the Olympics lol
Really don't understand the logic lads
>can't have cricket at the olympics once every 4 years because it would disrupt the english season
>add a second t20 competition
>>75529643
Reminder to execute all Australians
>>75530650
why
why would anyone jamodis shown at the olympics, we want to expand the game not put people off it
>>75530848
t20s mate
>>75530864
i consider jamodi a blanket term for both
can't wait for test cricket to finally die desu
>>75530937
you have a long wait
>>75530660
yeah ama
>>75531154
why was the objectively superior indexation method of calculating capital gains abandoned by the Australian federal government in the fourth quarter of 1999 in favour of the arbitrary and illogical discount method that slashes government revenue?
Seinfeld is unfunny cuck shit
>>75531182
I don't know :(
>>75531149
reckon i won't have to wait more than 5 years
Bump for Hockey
chicken parmies are shit
>>75510500
Genuinely shocking Tbh
>>75510500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y
Just mattposted lads
>>75523246
>anglo genetics
>>75532370
>Australasian women
>>75531936
curb was comfy as fuck
what did they mean by that hmm
>royal London one day cup
>Nobody there
>Random Ipl match
>Packed to the rafters
>>75533847
no cheerleaders, so audience.
>>75534686
*no audience
>>75534686
>>75536068
You've got your eyes on the prize, I like it.
cricket
cricket
Dead poomunity, no one make a new thread till proper games are on
kek how many people will watch champions trophy if India pulls out?
>>75551476
how many people were going to watch it anyway?
Someone explain the CA pay dispute tonne so I can pretend to be informed
>>75554345
Thanks
Going to take a six month sabbatical from /cric/ lads
Holly or Ellyse?
reminder that the delhi daredevils will win the ipl this season
Reminder that 2007 world cup was the worst.
>>75553144
literally nobody will watch (because mostly indians) if >we pull out.
>>75556255
based
>>75555776
>>75556572
>getting bullied by /rug/GODS
subhuman coloured on extermination watch
>>75556525
Do you post in /hoc/ ankush?
>>75556647
I haven't in a long while
/rug/
what technique is being taught here?
really fucking hate the Champion's Trophy
literally no reason for it to exist
>>75555776
*remains stationary along the way of your advance*
There's some curry that loves to lurk on the facebook pages of cricinfo and cricket.com.au who literally LARPs as an Australian called "Bazza Smith"
>>75557614
>LARPs as an Australian
virat kohli?
>>75557752
had a kek
assuming Starc is fit, what's the chance of Australia fielding a team without a frontline spinner lads?
>>75558647
Wasn't Zampa dropped for a few of the ODIs against Pakistan?
It's entirely possible. Pattinson would be the only question mark there since he hasn't played much limited over shit recently, but I guess Stanlake could always slot in his place.
Head's played a bit of cricket in England and he tends to be bowled a lot, plus Maxwell is going to be demanding a recall so I'm tipping it to happen
>>75558647
don't care
Fugazi are literally the perfect band Tbh the more I think about it
>>75558999
really only listened to repeater
it's okay
really only listened to the argument
it's okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks
So fucking good
>>75559213
You really need to stop and think about how tightly arranged all their songs are and how their structure is literally flawless. They're literally a bunch of autists that decided to form a punk band.
>>75557516
free-standing street poo
in the mouth a desert
type slowly
summer babe
frontwards
grounded
fillmore jive
elevate me later
gold soundz
the hexx
stop breathing
10 best pavement songs
>>75531182
Because look at the number of properties that the politicians own
snooker is the 2nd best sport after cricket (test)
Tennis is better than poopker
>>75566879
roidball is not better than snooker, it's still up there tho
>>75566948
Snooker is as much a sport as chess is
Football is the best sport after cricket
>>75567035
Nah, darts is
>>75567035
>if you never have to run it's not a sport
pathetic opinion
football is shit
>>75567214
darts is shit, will never match the cerebral interest of a ding vs selby safety battle
>>75567299
>Darts is shit
oh FUCK off you wanky little TWAT
>>75567326
bowls is better than darts, see no reason as to why darts is good
>>75567417
Because who the fuck plays bowls except old cunts? If you didn't have a darts board at home when you were growing up you had a deprived childhood
also
darts is strictly a solo sport as your opponents turn doesnt affect your own in anyway except mentally, whereas snooker you're playing off your opponents shot in the same you do in tennis. it's one of the reasons why i never really liked golf that much
>>75567460
darts is objectively just not a very good sport its basically a poor man's golf in that they're the two major strictly solo sports i can think of, and darts is obviously a lot worse than golf
Hey India anons can you tell your mates to stop calling me from the 'telstra technical devision'.
I'm about to marathon an IPL replay.
>>75568102
I like it when they call me from Microsoft and try to help me unprompted with my Windows computer.
would say that bob nastanovich is definitely more influential on pavement than ed o'brien is on radiohead
the dark third could do with a bob nastanovich
>>75568407
I redirect them to videos of Indian chicks getting plowed on Pornhub desu
>>75568796
[2]
pavement wish they could write a song as good as 'just like a pill'
>>75568102
yeah sure mate
>number of double centuries scored by Virat Kohli : 4
>number of double centuries scored by Virat Kohli on which I bet on him scoring less than 50
I'm good at this lads.
hockey
One of us is a cigar stand
And one of us is
A lovely blue incandescent guillotine
>>75567035
kys stavros
>>75571621
why aren't you asleep cancerlad?
>talking to Russian qt
>she asks me what sports i play
>cricket in the list
>she starts asking questions about the grig
>furiously steer conversation away
>she continues to ask more questions
I mean the autist in me wanted to show her a compilation of Ricky Ponting pull shots. It took all my self discipline to resist.
>>75572100
question is why are you awake so foully early?
>>75572347
catching a flight
>>75573001
Don't drink too much tonight, wagecuck. You wouldn't want your last day of freedom ruined by being hung over and amnesia. I understand that you feel the need to drink away the thought that you are a slave, but you are taking it way too far. You might want to hit up an AA meeting after work sometime.
a girl noticed my hard on yesterday lads
>>75572341
sounds like the dream
uh
yeah
uh uh
yeah
>The BCCI has already delayed announcing a squad for the Champions Trophy and, according to one source, it has been done as an attempt to pressure the ECB, the hosts for the tournament. The ECB is an influential voice at the ICC Board - its president Giles Clarke was part of the working group that has drawn up the new model and constitution. Clarke is also said to have aspirations to replace Manohar - when Manohar returned as chairman after his short-lived resignation, it was supposed to be until the AGM in June, though there has been speculation he may carry on.
kill me
Nice weather today lads
>>75574220
>getting hard in public
How's puberty going mate?
>>75575598
>cuddling and kissing a girl i find attractive and i'm not meant to get hard
Dostoevsky>Tolstoy
>>75575581
where that
>>75576559
Nedlands
/nhl/ rules, /cric/ drools
>>75576589
come visit me
>>75576589
based fucking bikecunt
>>75566758
1. cricket
2. rubgy union
3. golf
huge fucking gap between 1 and 2 though
>>75574127
umm what m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYWHhRye0w
Basically I think Australia have won the Champion's Trophy
Stop being sexist
>>75577348
wonder what he's up to, haven't had a look for quite some time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc4IPH7XQBA
>>75577815
He now has two likes and one reply on his months old pinned tweet
the more I play DBC 17 the less I enjoy it Tbh
>>75578608
holy fuck
>>75578608
the missing piece of the puzzle
>>75578430
http://steamcommunity.com/app/464850/discussions/0/135512931348872473/
really sums it up
Here's what's gonna happen unless Trump is stopped very soon: Some Republican/Trump ally will be killed and he'll be turned into a martyr.
>Daniel is LITERALLY having sex with multiple groupies RIGHT NOW while I play Don Bradman Cricket by myself
>>75578430
I've just gone back to 14 myself. Apparently there's a patch coming out soon though, so that might improve things.
At nandos, you lads want anything?
Elite CT Winning XI
>F*nch
>Warner
>Meme Shit
>Lynn
>Head
>Maxwell
>Wade
>Stoinis
>Cummins
>Starc
>Pattinson/Stanlake
>>75579563
Yeah hot paella and sweet potato chips thanks mate
I reckon the Phillipines have a couple of Don Bradmans waiting to get pulled out
>>75579637
I really don't want the Australian cricket hegemony ruined by the Most Powerful Race
I am watching the Cricket!
>>75557752
top fucking kek
>>75579637
That's not how you spell Malaysia
>>75579987
I looked up cricket on some Malaysian online newspaper and there was two (2) articles
I thought it was meant to be taking over Ankush
>>75580151
No you didn't you fucking liar
Seriously, these cheerleaders aren't even attractive. Couple of hormones and you could pick up a job there easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIMmuMQozc
Really I feel like these threads shouldn't exist for the next few months
Argo is overrated
this guy is literally asking for it >>75585136
business idea: a cricket world cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKOkzJ0lUlc
this is fun viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSk0xWLqrdY
reckon this vid right here is the lowest possible standard of international '''''cricket'''' viewable online
bet there's fiendish samoan fast bowlers waiting to be unearthed tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NDaLsqerug
0:47
beautiful 15 degree flex, glenn mcgrath would be proud of that
good evening, /cric/ friends
>>75594927
who is the best fast bowler in brazil?
rules
>>75600947
the guy from the street bellow
he's insane
>>75601358
does he swing the new ball both ways?
>>75601469
dunno what you are asking but he is straight
why is t20 so based lads?
>>75601496
lel
>>75601864
Malaysian Premier League is on lads
"Test" ""cricket"" on SUICIDE watch
http://www.s mh.com.au/world/afghanistan-tense-as-warlord-gulbuddin-hekmatyar-returns-to-the-fold-20170430-gvvl5u.html
what does this mean fro afghanistan cricket
>royal london one-day cup
>most matches aren't even played in london
fucking sick of these threads just kill them off
>>75608130
Big if true
/cric/
>>75609581
fucking hate indonesia
fuck off
>>75609588
name a muslim country that isn't morocco, pakistan or indonesia pls
>>75609639
off the top of my head
Afghanistan
Egypt
Libya
Malaysia
Bangladesh
Saudi Arabia
Oman
United Arab Emirates
Tunisia
Albania
Turkey
Iran
Iraq
Yemen
Lebanon
Algeria
Palestine
Sudan
Jordan
Kyrgyzstan
Qatar
Brunei
if you think my distaste for indonesia stems from the muslim population then you're wrong
>>75609655
thanks
Channel 10 are hinting that they're going to be priced out of the Big Bash when the rights reset lads
what movie should I watch tonight lads
>>75585109 was last night
>>75590883
really fucking love PNG
>>75612120
>you will never see a civilised, modern and urban focused PNG that is free from the oppression of Rugby League
really the missing piece in the oceanic cricket puzzle
If Kohli was paki
not bumping this thread again
>>75590951
What are the pitches in Japan like?
>>75609581
sup reality cunt
>>75612090
I'm watching the original Total Recall
>>75617270
thanx
>MEME WARNER
>>75617939
fast swingers I believe
That centre SRH cheerleader is so kawaii
>>75619808
with the top four being row A and the bottom 6 being row B
3B, 1A and 2A are the only good ones
>my 7yo nephew knows Mitch marsh but not pat Cummins
it's your fault Australia
>>75619928
some girl I know told me she mastubated to pat cummins once
makes you think
>>75619958
how old was she?
>>75620086
too old
Hello I'm here to try out for the cricket team.
>west indies
>>75617270
theres cricket on kys plebian
2-1 west indies
book it
naming your band over a song lyric or a song is one thing, naming it after an ALBUM is autistic #thedark3rd
Just fucking delete this thread it's pathetic
drools
I wonder how many muslims are in uruguay
>>75632785
literally get fucked you casual
/cric/ relegation to /asp/ when?
>>75633406
when the champions trophy starts
/bundes/ rules /hoc/ drools
listening to pavement
>>75635179
listening to tame impala
>Australia in charge of music, having culture or not being cricket casuals
>not knowing every test cricket dismissal before 2003
KEK
exterminate yourself
cricket is gay
>>75635446
They're your mistake, you clean up the mess
the only thing /cric/ "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust
>>75632829
What are the pitches in Uruguay like?
>>75638047
thanx for the free bump indonesia
>>75638047
Another elite tip from RoyaltyChrist
Leinster batting first lads.
can't believe people still post on /cric/
pic related is my captcha
>>75620838
You're in
Watchin Ballance and Bairstow in the boys in the one day cup
Imagine if your IPL team bought Ben Stokes
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/series/60659.html
holy shit I had no idea this happened
>>75638782
>Not watching Kevin O'Brien and Simi Singh demolish the North West bowling attack
Zimbabwe clearly played a lot less games than they deserved to during the 90s
>>75639223
It's on sky sports 2 I feel bad it's not got many in the crowd
>>75639301
Who's your team lad? Based Lienster for me because Munster don't have a team
>>75639374
Same here because are kev
looking forward to the 2nd day's play between west indies and pakistan lads, feels good not to be a casual pleb
>>75639908
Odi next Friday can't wait
Is Roston Chase the saviour of West Indian cricket?
>>75640080
He's not the saviour but two centuries in trying conditions in the last 6 months is a start.
If they dropped Singh and Hetmyer for Shiv and Leon Johnson + had a pre-action-change Narine in for Bishoo they'd be about as good as the kiwis
T20 leagues > International cricket
>>75640334
>Shiv
It's time to let go.
Fav green day song lads?
>>75640334
>drop hetmyer
>>75640378
Unironically their 3rd best FC batsman.
They could also just straight swap Bishoo, who is useless for Cornwall, who is probably as good a bat as anyone not name Chase or Braithwaite in the side. He'll also make the team more meme-worthy.
Will joseph cook pakistan?
Is Niall O'Brien done? Do Ireland have anyone to replace him with?
bet these cool old dudes in the crowd fucking hate twenty20
Pretty crazy that Hameed has played more Tests than List A/t20 gmes at this point.
Yorkies were always going to win given the amount of national team lads
>>75641818
GOATshire independence when?
>>75641904
They could beat Sri lanka
Just make a British Isles team with England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
>>75642050
no a Celtic union with wales, scotland and ireland
Pakistan are really kicking arse
based bish
how low has this general sunk
>>75646553
do you really want to make fun of my general, cunt? Get your ass ready
Fuckin hell just delete this general
>>75651890
Why?
>>75652515
Lack of IPL discussion
>>75652515
It was created 1 (one) week ago
lol really
turns out cancerlad was the engine that kept /cric/ running
whoa
Unironically hype for Zim A vs Namibia
>>75578746
>stamina
wait what?
Based stokes. Pretty good for a bald man.
>Namibia
>Entire team is white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=470bdH73TUY
>The City of New Zealand
New Zealand has the most crippling case of small dog syndrome that I never thought possible, apparently has a faster growing economy than USA, UK and number of major economic countries. But only specifically mentions Australia because that is literally all New Zealand cares about, the last time I saw australia mention NZ in the news was when they lost that Yacht Race thing in spectacular fashion. KEK
>>75658099
Why are YOU obsessed? Literally NOBODY in this thread was talking about NZ until you brought it up now.
is there a delete button for week old threads?
>>75658282
>Yemen
What is that? Is that one of those new genders I've been hearing about?
>its a krazykuckold pretends he understands economics on plebbit episode
yawn
>left arm wristy on DB17
>hit greens every delivery
>employ the fibonacci sequence with regards to variation
>tfw still an absolute jobber
>>75657189
What are the pitches in Uzbekistan like?
>>75658823
>tfw too poor to even buy it
Started actually looking for a job about a year ago (not """looking for a job""") and haven't even got an interview.
sup /cric/
>losing to delhi
lads
lads
lads
/rug/
Nair finally playing a decent innings lads
>thread is now a week old
nice poomunity you guys have kek
Too much division is the problem. Test fags are gonna post on their own forums, same with t20, ipl etc
>>75662037
/cric/ is fine, it's the offseason