/cric/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDP3GoTgBE

reminder

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI edition

think west indies are going to lose by an innings lads

>cancerlad hating on normies even though cancerlad is a turbonormie

hmmm

>>75464353
i'm a radical centrist in terms of my social standing

>>75464804

who are the grills in the op?

any of you faggots play club cricket?

>>75465005

not anymore

how'd ye go on the weekend?

>>75465005
>one innings
>cricket
pick one

>>75464918
just some whores i met one time

>>75465059
why nat? i had 1st game of the season was a pre season friendly. scored 5 runs got 4 wickets

>>75465095
just accept youre fat

hi there

>>75465170

>why nat?

all me m8s fucked off.

Do you play or real grass? You have to be playing at a decent level here or else you play on astroturf lmao

>>75465273
yeah village cricket is all grass here. i have never seen cricket played on astro here. dont you have green fields everywhere in australia?

>>75465170
what do you bowl?

>>75465496

I think there's too many teams for all matches to be played on grass. Too expensive for the council to be maintaining so many pitches. The weather might make things difficult as well but I don't know enough about horticulture to confirm

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>>75463341
this is so normie it hurts

>>75465577
right arm medium pace. cant bowl anything but full deliveries

>>75465763
all clubs here have there own grounds that they maintain. is it different down under?

>>75466152
is it cerebral medium pace? do you feel like you have complete intellectual command over every village dwelling baby boomer you bowl to? are you the mo asif of english club cricket?

ian mcculloch, lead singer of echo and the bunnymen reckons his own song 'killing moon' is the greatest song of all time, is he right?

>>75466152

yeah the council usually owns the grounds and does the maintenance

>>75466206
no i get whacked out of the ground regularly. there are lots of hit or bust type players that connect a lot

>>75466328

what ball do you use? dukes?

>>75466309
i guess that makes sense for country with heavy city based population. every tiny village here has a cricket team and a ground. its comfy af

>>75466367
yeah mostly dukes and sometimes kookaburra. how is playing in astro?

>>75465823
. im obviously not normie as my favourite band is pavement

>>75466328
can you swing the new ball both ways?

>>75463381
can an indian please say this in hindi and record it on vocaroo please??

>>75466552
really good at swinging it away from a right hander. cant swing it other way for some reason

>>75463341
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>75466732
i sense something happened in wogball literally not even going to check bbc sport to find out though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2vj3RSCio

this is a really great cover

>>75465005
yeah m8

>>75464353
he literally shares /pol/ memes on normiebook

>>75463381
/cric/ is a normie safe zone

>>75468112
ermmm i certainly do not mate. would be interested to know exactly what memes you're talking about. /pol/ is so out man, any dwindling interest i had was completely quashed when the fat round round neocon cunt trump attacked assad

>>75468300
it was shit from that milo bloke's page

don't try to deny it

>>75468360
yeah because his page was quite funny, it was literally one of the leading pages in funny political commentary. but i unfollowed him recently when he posted this anti-palestine pic that just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

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Weekend is soon over, wagecuck. That went fast!

I just want to thank you for paying for my free government meal today.

>>75468582
fantastic post, keep it up

>>75468582
>>>/r9k/

Reckon golf might be better to play than cricket

>>75468936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6b0NsH66s

>>75469058
Elite truth bombs

How would you even watch cricket all year round if you had a job?

Danny is playing tonight lads

>>75469975
where?

>>75470634
Whammy Bar

You heading down mate?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aDJVSLmlJj

>>75470893
no but please record it and put it on youtube

Ian Cohen

reminder 'killing moon' is the official /cric/ theme song

This cancer guy seems more normie than me and I must be considered pretty normal for /cric/. It seems like his narrative is falling apart similar to Reality Cuck

>>75471326
nothing is black and white, you literally have to define normie first

Could this possibly be the bentest, shittest general on the entire website? seems fitting for the sport you gay cunts spend your life obsessing over

>>75471613
#kek #lmoa #btfo

>>75471459
I've seen multiple pictures with you and different qts and I remember your narrative saying you've only had 1 gf and your a sperg in social settings. It doesn't look like that from the pictures you've posted. You're actually fairly handsome Tbh

>>75471613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s011AU1YipNb

>>75471708
kek im definitely not a sperg in social settings

>>75471733
Lmao don't shit yourself you thin skinned mong, only having a laugh

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JUST

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How do we get more people to post their mug? We need at least 11 to make a team. kek

>>75472081
I can add Ankush

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>>75472081
you forgot me lad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XEKwAdDvdd

>>75472155
add Ankush
>>75472208
noice

Currently en route to Wellington in an overnight bus that cost me $2 to see @alcestofficial. I then fly back up to Auckland on Monday to not only see them again, but open for them with my band @thedarkthird. #tourlife #alcest #blackmetal #nz #thedarkthirdontour

>>75472208
fuck off turtlemong

>>75472403
How's the official DRS theme song coming lad?

>>75472081
Really need to update my picture

Does anyone else mattpost on other boards
I do on /tv/ and /g/

>>75472893
Yeah whenever someone disagrees with me basically

/v/ /fa/ /lit/ wherever

>>75472926
Yeah even if I get BTFO in an argument I still have comfort in knowing that my shitposting vernacular is superior

I can mattpost in a foreign language which I am particularly proud of.

>>75473014
Serbian? Based Ivan

>>75473035
If you can generalise an entire genealogical group Slavs are highly autistic as well which makes mattposting particularly effective against them.

>>75472989
The old "I look forward to your furious reply, which I will NOT be reading" goes a long way too

Really a great posting style

>>75473035
You're talking to the one and only krazy5'10" mate

>>75473099
based, hows the civil servant game lad

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cop or not

>>75473244
w2c

>>75473120
going well

on flex today

BASED JINGLES

daniel graduates this year doesn't he

>>75473253
the daniel store

pretty drunk now if im honest

>>75473266
Can really tell you're from reddit mate

>>75473483
Actually i went to reddit from here

Ian McCulloch has said: "When I sing "The Killing Moon", I know there isn't a band in the world who's got a song anywhere near that".[2]

>>75463341
that is a killer smile if im honest

>>75463341
Guy on the right looks like he has unparalleled knowledge on test cricket, dismissals, bowlers and batsmen since 2003

just did a sick all over my 4 year old mmm gats

*5 year

iih

>Allrounder James Faulkner and batsman Shaun Marsh are not a part of Cricket Australia's proposed list of centrally contracted players for the 2017-18 season. The Australian board named 33 male and female players on the list on Monday, and offered contracts for the first time to left-arm spinner Ashton Agar, fast bowler Billy Stanlake and batting allrounder Hilton Cartwright.

>Agar
>Cartwright

What the actual FUCK. Did someone make GateNEET the chairman of selectors?

>>75474145
what

is Jason Holder related to former US Attorney General Eric Holder?

>>75474173
Cartwright is an elite specialist bat

>>75474183
just threw up all over my 5 year old maison margiela sneakers

>>75474198
Cartwright I can let slide because he had a decent Shield season and is probably better than Poopriques or Stoinis or whatever

Agar is fucking unforgiveable.

>>75474220
Agar is unironically going to be Australia's best spin option in a few years.
He's genuine dogshit, but it is what it is

>>75474227
I realise this is bait, but that'll be one of Zampa (unironically), Swepson or the Australian Ashwin

fuck a zimbabwe team with cartwright, de grandhomme, jarvis, taylor, sam curran and tom curran would literally be competitive, think players should represent their motherland if im honest

>>75474238
Lmao

Zampa can't use the red ball and Swepson is another meme Warne is pushing

>>75474383
Kek

Keep us updated

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Couple of cricket lads

>>75474457
that killer smile

feel pretty bad about that message iih because kevin curran died suddenly of cardiac arrest when he was really quite young, dont really see how it could go down well even though he obviously does want to play for zimbabwe really

if i block him before i go sleep he wont see it right?

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what did you mean by this

>>75474602
i am so coked up in that pic really. i think thats the night i did 3 grams in one night

>>75472155
Please refrain from taking that action friend

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>>75474613

>>75474613
this >>75474629
was NOT me

>>75474629
before he was exposed to Canadian degeneracy

>>75474641
Young and full of hope

>>75474639
It's ok friend

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>>75474602
>smokes shisha
>gets lung cancer

>>75474612
that's not good for you mate

>>75474602
>that widows peak
J U S T
U
S
T

>>75474675
i literally do not smoke shisha, right then i was away with the fairies and listening to 'love yourself' by bieber banging out from the nearest bar. i would literally give anything to have those times back if i'm honest

>>75474712
what was the casa kiwi like lad

>>75474722
met a fellow englishman called seb
did lots of coke
thats all i really remember

coke is the /cric/ approved drug

drugs are not /cric/

Anyone who:
• Isn't a normie; or
• takes drugs
does not belong in my poomunity

Might head down to Whammy tonight lads, should I wear my Blackcaps jersey?

>>75474825
Only if it's the classic tan jersey

>>75474836

Of course it is. I even have the matching trousers.

>>75474844
nice lad, are you going to heckle Daniel

>>75474851

I am going to livestream the whole thing via Robelinda2's youtube channel.

Gig of the year tonight lads

Do you think the Dark Turd facebook page will livestream the gig

>>75474872
Someone message danny and tell him to set it up

He probably would Tbh

Oi lads do you reckon Ivana will be there?

>>75474959

Reckon she'll give me a blowie for ANZAC day? It's what the diggers would have wanted.

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>>75474987
>slavs
>knowing anything about the anzac spirit

anyway, she'll probably give you a blowie on any day of the week mate

I feel like Estonia could be the home of wristy leg side shot makers lads

>>75466438
>pavement
literally plebbit: the band

fitter than I've ever been right now lads

feel sexy as fuck lads

bet the ladies have been checking me out lads

I'm quite sexy for an asian guy 2bh. My ass is tight and rock hard.

>>75475674
Kys statsgook

>>75474809
Good thing I don't post in /nrl/ then because im both of those

fuck I feel good

cancerlad picked a bad time to become a /cric/ personality

>>75475918
he's been a personality for like 9 months mate

>>75476002
>>75476002
>>75476002
>>75476002
NEW THREAD

>>75463341

POO IN THE LOO

>>75476014
#kek
#banter
#indiaBTFO

>>75470910
record yourself singing erewhon

Can't wait for the ashes

>>75476061
i'm sorry the what

WIll the ashes be a good close contest lads?

>>75476078
depends

if Australia's bowling is at full strength (it will be) then England are fucked
if not, it will be good

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updated

missing one picture of a ranga british lad sitting on a horse from Pakistan's tour and I'd appreciate it if someone could post it

ajay
daniel
poodam
saxon
random BSA
random peelander
Fat Hump Gay
amirfag
gregory
ankush
walkbro
goosey

(from left to right)

>>75476137
Good looking lads

>>75476087
Doubt it.5-0 England.

>>75476184
literally going to get bounced out by Pattinson, Cummins, Starc and Hazlewood AKA the greatest pace attack since the blackwashes at the Gabba and then give up

really think Australia are on the threshold of greatness right now

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Name a more iconic duo

>>75476078
Depends if England learn to bat.

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>stanlake contracted

>>75476463
at least he has played games

now defend Shitgar

>>75476533
Agar is a better player to contract, but I agree both are bad

>>75476597
He isnt though

Stanlake is in the frame to play games. He could ever play Tests if Glassins or Pattinjured die again.

Agar won't play any games. Maybe they will meme him into a couple of pyjamas games to justify this stupid contract but he doesnt get into the team in any format on merit.

>>75476616
no he fucking won't

actually yeah he will because greg chappell loves his queensland boy toys

>>75476603

lads
>>75476603

zampa becomes unavailable and agar is on the next flight over #truthy

>>75476634
>>75476638

too many freshies here

even cunts that obsessed over daniel were too late to witness the GOOSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i1XZc8ZwA

feels good to have had king gizzard on my radar since 2012 lads

does 'cancer'lad accept friend requests

whats his first name?

>>75476693
zach bowen from hampshire

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before lung cancer

Group 1
>England
>New Zealand
-------------------
>Australia
>Bangladesh

Group 2
>South Africa
>India
-------------------
>Sri Lanka
>Pakistan

Final is England versus South Africa, South Africa win

screencap this and get your bets in

>want to add cancerlad but don't want to get doxxed by /cric/men

hmmm

someone blog about their life for me

>>75476757

Just got back from the Dark Third after party lad. Daniel was on fine form and was regaling some very sexy ladies with his theories on county cricket and the intricacies of leg theory.

I had to leave as I'm getting up early for Dawn Service, but when I left it looked like he had his hands well up the skirt of one of them and another was caressing his crotch like she was bear grylls trying to start a fire with a pair of sticks.

>>75476757
Daniel here ama

>>75477074
Hows your mum

>>75476917
based fucking daniel

fucking hell lads

Kinda want a dark turd shirt but don't want danny having my address

>>75477368
danny included a message with my cassette saying he now knows where I live

bit ominous

No matter how many shirts Daniel sells, he will NEVER have Ivana

>>75476757
I was going through this thread and realised I look like Poodam from >>75476137

>Washington Sundar

West Indies have it in the bag lads

>cricinfo commentators are literally watching games on TV instead of live

Think Misbah will be out next over

next over

fuck the west indies that was a sitter

>>75476704
>that george takei smirk

Post her tits again

>>75476704
bloke on the left is the most british man I've seen

Reminder that any Indian would be happy to eat Tendulkar's shit.

Tbh if Don Bradman rose from the dead and asked if he could shit in my mouth I would also agree.
Probably do it for McGrath, Waugh and Ponting too. Not Warne though, bet his shits would be sloppy as fuck.

>>75475092
'no'

>>75476137
definitel top 3 best looking guys, in terms of raw pulling power

business idea: go watch sussex play south africa at the county ground on friday 19th may

>>75478593
I am easily the best looking on /cric/, I'm just too shy to post a picture

>>75476699
i'm from west sussex

>>75478679
Cuckfield?

>>75478709
lol

no

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circled the pulling squad

>>75478845
>walkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6HlO2dHCs

Fucking love The Dismemberment Plan, as in I fucking love two of their albums and dislike the rest

>>75479035
meant to listen to them but every time i try to listen to new music i get bored and listen to pavement

>>75479103
Emergency & I and Change are really fucking good

Great lyrics, great bass lines and really fucking good drumming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLUXXuSzXXM is there best IMO

>>75475010
she is such a fucking whore

>>75479154
listening to emergency and & i now, like it so far, i think at the drive in has put me off post-hardcore a bit because i just hate them so much but this has a bit of indie rock about it anyway

>>75479169
Only their first album was really post-hardcore
The Dismemberment Plan is Terrified skirted it too I guess

is emergency & i, dare i say it, elite?

>>75479227
top 5 album for me Tbh

really captured a shitty time in my life perfectly

>>75479235
so far its like a higher energy version of the glow pt.2, liking it a lot

holy shit this is a banger

sam curran has read my messgae, was worried it might go straight to his message requests folder, wonder what went through his head when he read it

fuck maybe it was that shisha that gave me lung cancer

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literally astronomical odds, it surely can't be lung cancer, whatever i feel must be anything else except lung cancer, surely, right?

>>75480210

I used you be hypochondriac as fuck. It's not a good feeling but it passed. Came back after about 6 months and I went full retard for a while (lying to doctors and that) but I snapped out of it again after another couple of months.

and stop messaging grigeters

>>75480389
i know man i feel like if i knew for sure i didnt have cancer i could snap out of it, but i just have to know for sure iih

>>75480437

How many doctors have you explained your predicament to? Some might go ahead with tests if you tell them you just want peace of mind. Surely there's some dodgy Indian bloke that doesn't care about wasting resources (especially if it's private).

>>75480501
lots, they just don't me seriously. my family would pay for me to go private if they believed i was ill , but they just don't. nhs was a mistake from my point of view because if it didnt exist i would definitely be insured and could just have whatever scan i liked

>>75480554

go to Poland or Thailand or something if you have free time and a bit of money. Decent medical care there.

Other option is therapy but I'm sure you're aware of that.

How long ago did you start worrying about it?

What helped me a lot was reading medical journals on the subject, and getting a solid understanding of what it is and the symptoms etc. I read countless journals motivated purely by fear.

>>75480623
yeah i have literally thought about flying to hungary and having a scan as would be cheaper than having one here, flighs included. symptoms started over 8 months ago

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took too fuckin long

>>75468148
i'm not sure a single post on 4chan has ever been further from the truth

>>75476732
please add me ausgod

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Yes, yes. That should do it.

>letting pakistan score 400
jesus christ west indies are so bad, i'm not exactly sure what is wrong with them but they are just so bad. i think they're just not very motivated and need to break up into individual country teams iih

holder needs to go asap, at least. that guy clearly has sporting talent but he just wasn't meant to be a cricketer.

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>Child sex offender worked at schools cricket association with ECB permission
>The England and Wales Cricket Board’s child protection policies are likely to come under close scrutiny after it emerged a convicted child sex offender worked at a schools cricket association with written permission from the ECB – and also attended junior cricket festivals in the company of an ECB executive.

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>99*

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cricket

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>>75482856

reminder cancerlad did literally nothing wrong

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>>75482878
Walkcunts OUT

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>>75482900

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>>75483016
Criket frog

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>>75483041

based west indies looking good for the win, and 200 quid for me

hetmyer is literally elite and will score big tomorrow

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>>75483413
Good post

>>75483614
fuck sake, he will still win them the series though

i'm done lads, completely give up, have absolute nothing left. please pray for me

honestly just makes me really sad to see the west indies losing at home so badly to such a relatively poor pakistani side, as far as pakistani sides go, might just end it all

>>75483948

was it ever gonna happen tho

if i'd been just a little less sensitive and a little less intense i think everything would have been fine. i feel like everything just always meant too much to me

>>75483311
>>75483041
>>75483016
>>75482878
>>75481589
thanks lad, these are great

i really appreciate the Sri Lankan one

>you're now aware that there are 18yos who wont understand that reference

>>75484485
lol that is pretty funny iih

>>75480554
I lived in England for a few years and NHS is genuinely shit. Probably one of the major reasons why I moved back.

Dunno why people praise it so much

>>75482878
do MRF even make bats or did they just pay for their logo to be stuck on it?
same goes for Reebok and whatever else the curries used

>>75463341

can we post her tits please

>>75484767
i dont really think many people do iih

>>75484886
people kept on asking me if I moved there because I wanted to use the NHS
there was also like 15 minutes dedicated to how good it was at the Olympics opening ceremony

>>75484909
real idiots, i dont believe a nhs saves lives

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And it’s got right angle razor thin lines
That curve and swerve like perfect sines
As we dress to the nines
In an attempt to leave it all behind
In a search of the moment between the seconds
Where everything is just fine
That silver thread embedded deep within our spines
And I used to be kind of weird about this
A fear of dependence on a guilty gilt-edged
hedged transcendence that makes us liars
And tense with fear of looking down and seeing that nothing really suspends us
But it was never just another Saturday night
Not with you in attendance

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>>75484995

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alri' lads

>>75484792

They have a consumer line of bats but Kholi's and ABDV's would be handmade by one of the top craftsmen either in India, England or here. Same with Reebok and Nike.

Kooka, Gray Nicholls and GM have their own batmakers. Puma and New Balance do the same as MRF. Get the bat made independently and then put the stickers on.

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'The horrific struggle to establish a human self results in a self whose humanity is inseparable from that horrific struggle'

>>75485411
alcest is actually a pretty big band, good for Danny

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Where do I take it from here?

Sri Lankan qt btw

>>75485494

lel take it away from griget at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFLqYETZm4

>>75485485
t.

>>75485656
fuck never knew dido spoke like that, my mum literally used to play her album on repeat might listen to it now

NEED to go back to Bangkok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0

>>75485792
t. willy worshipper

>>75485818

not my scene

life for rent> no angel

pretty sure dido-white flag is the greatest song ever

>>75485985

what are your top 5 songs of all time

>>75486014
pavement-frontwards
the dark third- erewhon
dido- white flag
pink- just like a pill
justin bieber-love yourself

u

the doors - the end
beach boys - kokomo
kanye - 30 hours
boney m - sunny
jesus and mary chain - just like honey

quite gay

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>>75486236

rage against the machine - down rodeo
stone temple pilots - plush
robin trower - bridge of sighs
incubus - nice to know you
ice cube - it was a good day

alri joseph

311-down
311-down
311-down
311-down
311-down

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*yawns and stretches*

Ahhh. Oh, why, hello there little wagie. Have you enjoyed your day free from slavery? Well, I hope you did. Your free time is soon over. Better get start getting ready for work tomorrow! You know what they say: another day, another dollar.

And me? Oh, I'm just collecting my neetbux. My savings is over 10k now, I sleep most of the day, and I have nothing to worry about besides my waifu. Work reaaaaally hard for me this week, okay? I've got checks to collect!

>>75487048
this is not what the ANZACs died for

>>75487056
If the ANZACs were NEETs they wouldn't have died.

>>75487056
What did the ANZACs die for?

>>75487096
to allow a young Don Bradman to pursue his dream of becoming the greatest statpadder without being hindered by military service

>>75487121
Are you suggesting that Bradmans success was predicated on the fact that the best talent of his generation was mowed down on some fucking hill in the middle-east?

>>75486874
I know that we've always been down down
you you
now

>>75487082
lol absolutely btfo

>>75487152
yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUF1zUaY_dE

I periodically come into these thread, pick a relatively recent post at random, and label them a newfag or freshcunt just to see how they react AMA

>>75485494
Rape her if she has big tits

>>75485485
Wasn't bottom billed either

The Dismemberment Plan - Back and Forth
Viet Cong - Death
Radiohead - Life in a Glass House
Leonard Cohen - Dress Rehersal Rag
Fugazi - Blueprint

>>75488394
freshcunt

>>75488447
>Viet Cong
didn't they change their name because it was "offensive""

>>75488380
based krazy

>>75488469
yeah, Preoccupations now

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me with my fiance lads.

>>75488683
congrats

>>75488496
shit name desu, only reason I gave their debut a listen was because of the cool name

>>75488772
bet you actually only listened to it because Pitchfork gave it bnm lmao

>>75488723
thanks m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMbqrFT1dM
elite

>>75488795
nah it was shilled on /mu/ heaps, probably for that reason though
I don't read pitchfork

Tim Doyle is the brains behind The Dark Third

The Dark Third would unironically be a better band with a proper vocalist, Danny's voice is weak AF and lets the rest of the music down.

I have it on good authority that they're not being played on the student radio networks because of this factoid.

>>75488967
I heard it was because of Daniel's disgusting and misogynistic PUA days too

>>75488462
>LE U R LE FRESH XD XD

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When will YOU pick up your Dark Third t-shirt?
Also did anyone actually go to his concert?

>>75488967
His voice sounds okay on the recording it's just clearly processed a lot post-recording which is the sign of someone who isn't that good being made sound good

>>75488967
>I have it on good authority that they're not being played on the student radio networks because of this factoid.
No that would be because their only songs are both unironically longer than 7 minutes.

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http://libel.co.nz/alcest/

>>75489380
wew is that a girl in their band

>>75489403
One of Danny's many slags

*stares at you broodingly*

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favourite danny pic

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>>75489431
wew forgot image

*cups mic*
*closes eyes*
*clenches buttocks*

I SAW THE SKYLINE

MELT INTO THE HAZE

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I can feel it coming
It will light the doorway there
Incentively running
If I believe, it will be clear

This dream controls me
Yet I don't let it come true
Lucidly absent
I slave my mind to you

She breathes her pure love
Like the coming of a spring
Her vision soothes me
These gifts, just time will bring

Another valley
Another day to climb
One day I'll reach there
And then the dream subsides

I saw the skyline melt into the haze
Another night come to take me away
I'll leave the real world to dream of that place
They all keep saying I'll reach there someday

She showed the way then disappeared
Some days I wonder if she was real
Somewhere in time I'll find her
But not if I stay here

The light I've seen here
Is so bright it burns
I can't turn back now
Come with me to the end of the line

I'll live the dream
My own creation
I'll find the place
And then I'll be home

>>75489464
Has anyone in /cric/ done a full lyrical analysis of this yet?

I swear it's actually just about having no gf.

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>>75489540
yeah it's probably about Ivana
his own fault though

I sometimes think that Daniel's superior intellect is wasted on us plebs.

Rugby.

>>75490014
This 2bh

>>75490014
Congratulations on the first post in over four hours that doesn't have something to do with an autistic pooni student.

>>75490122
No problem. If your struggling little poommunity ever needs help with anything again you know who to call.

>>75490014
>>75490122
>>75490165

Nice false flag Daniel.

>>75490122
>>75490165
Nice /nrl/ memes
>>75490113
Exterminate yourself

>>75485328
guess we just don't get those bat lines over here then

just want a fucking interesting game of cricket

Daniel will get a gf by the end of this year

Cap this post